Tom Baker Symphony advert outtake - audio only

[@Pods_Vids]

"Symphony is a company with a firm foundation, and if you don't believe that you can fuck off and get your cards!" -Tom Baker

[@Grandmastergav86]

I've met Tom twice, amazing guy. Polite, generous with his time, hilarious, extremely eccentric. He tried to chat up my Mum 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bellboy7809]

🤣

[@tonybudgie8103]

I Hate the bastard

[@gingerestkitten]

Did he at least make her titties tingle? 😂

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

"Tried"? How wasnt it succesful?

[@AndrewChapman]

@@tonybudgie8103 What's he done to piss you off?

[@PlaystationLounge]

As a sound engineer, I've worked with Tom a fair few times on ads and whatnot. He's having a laugh, that's how he is. I actually have better outtakes of him than this. They'll be on KZbin when I retire...

[@skenksnfmela2749]

PlaystationLounge I hope you do.

[@DeanStrickson]

It's been 5 years. Are you retired yet?

[@its_llew]

It's now 6 years later... when you going to retire?

[@deelynnl]

I can't wait

[@mindfuldrone]

Enquiring eager minds want to know the truth.

[@DaveCurran]

Tom, this is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

[@revanche1431]

Yes I can hear you Clem Fandago!

[@wardjunior1450]

He wouldn’t take any shit from clem fandango.

[@jcrossan1351]

Tom Baker swearing is music to my ears

[@ZuluRomeo]

90 glorious years. Happy birthday Tom.

[@kevinmann6009]

I'm so emotional I've got a stalk on - cracks me up every time

[@PlaystationLounge]

Tom Baker is lovely to work with in real life. Just don't give him a shit script.

[@uncled39]

Tom is a fucking genius. The man is so great he could even make an American sitcom watchable by appearing in it. Tom is an underestimated and underused talent, give him his own show.

[@mastermonkeyman34]

i adore distilled whippet shit. I want that on my gravestone

[@obamacare9681]

I fucking love Tom Baker. He's everything an Englishman should be

[@fuzzypeach]

Tom Baker is wonderful, i love him.

[@marthafarquar]

I'm getting a stalk on listening to this

[@ScottyKirk1]

Haha 😂 love it. He'll always be my Doctor. Forever and ever! I miss Sarah Jane so much. 😢

[@Powne00]

"I'm getting a stalk on here" Tom Baker, aroused by script.

[@TheJaviferrol]

i want Tom to be my english teacher lol

[@colinmcphan]

That would be so damn cool. Tom actually taught English to foreign students briefly before Doctor Who. I wish I was there.

[@nutlet1]

that would be awesome

[@BionicNinja123]

Moffat was an english teacher at one point too

[@richardpotter487]

If you've ever worked with actors doing voice work this is pretty normal. I bet the guys in the booth (that you can't hear) are laughing. He's entertaining himself and the other people who are there.

[@petrichorlove]

Shame we can't hear the talk back as yes, they would be laughing!

[@David_Burgess27]

"Welcome to the house of Symphony...come in dear...a can of soup...we'll read the Bible together... and you can put your satchel in the cupboard"

[@Fala5]

Oh.... I absolutely LOVE this. I could listen to this all day....Though I do feel a bit sorry for the person he is tearing apart. Though I don't think I could have kept a straight face had he said this to me.

[@JoelCornah]

Peter Capaldi performing this as Malcolm Tucker would be amazing!

[@diewasseratte]

Oh, this is hilarious. Tom Baker can curse like a sailor and still be entertaining.

[@klop4228]

Somehow when he swears it doesn't sound like swearing lol

[@mrc0201]

Taking a stand for intelligence and integrity. Go Tom! Love it!

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

I saw a Symphony van in the wild earlier, didnt think theyd still exist!

[@frankshailes3205]

My first job after leaving school in 1986 was working in a kitchen furniture shop selling Symphony stuff. Telling uncomprehending customers about carcasses...

[@eveningtsar]

"You haven't looked in your dictionary!" Tom, you're awesome!

[@paradigmatic6666]

This guy use to be a catholic monk. Just throwing that out there.

[@PoissonVisageStudios]

+Paradigmatic666 Yeah, but he left because he's always been an atheist and it was his parents who forced him into it.

[@colinmcphan]

Actually Tom at 15 decided he wanted to be a monk after he heard one speaking at school. When he left the monkhood at 21 he was so afraid to tell his Mom he was crying. Tom talks about it in an interview on KZbin.

[@colinmcphan]

Especially since he really started to like the females as well.

[@professornuke7562]

He was also on building sites.

[@davidaston5773]

He also worked on a building sight

[@gavpowell1981]

"OK, Symphony's out the way, what's next? Ah yes: We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire..."

[@TheRetroShed]

This is just brilliant! Such an eccentric bloke.

[@TheMilesBOX]

This has been one of my favourite things on the whole net for years.

[@dunebasher1971]

Usually, what happens is that the recording studio keeps a backup copy of the voice session until such time as the client confirms that it's not needed any more. When that happens, the tape/file is usually recycled/trashed, but the amusing ones sometimes get copied for personal use before that happens ;)

[@string-w6u]

although , thanks to youtube, we all love our bloopers etc but i do think, something like this should be deleted unless Tom gives permission, and makes some money from it. I also have a strong take on youtubers thinking they have the 'right' when vloging to film people in the background.

[@skyblueerik]

This is the British Frozen Peas.

[@gregbarber7585]

"YES I CAN HEAR YOU, CLEM FANDANGO!"

[@frankshailes3205]

Guess what inspired those Toast scenes.

[@jackdriffill2394]

Tom sounds like the narrator in the Stanley parable in this

[@lancebaylis3169]

His schtick arguing about "repairability" reminds me of a famous sound outtake of William Shatner arguing with a producer while recording a TV spot: "No, YOU say Sabotaage, I say Sabotayge."

[@bretvyon2336]

It's pretty funny when he says "fuckin' 'ell"

[@philcox5720]

Happy 90th birthday, Tom.

[@LiamTheGreat]

I walked out of my house the other morning and right outside, was a great big symphanony truck. And I instantly thought if this

[@driftwood1906]

The original Toast of London.

[@TheYorkie72]

“Distilled whippet shit…” 😂😂

[@tomkent4656]

I've heard a few Orson Welles commercial outtakes, but Tom's beats them all.

[@IllusivePrime]

Pure Legend and all ways will be!

[@ViolinistFTW]

Oh my god do I love this man.

[@elvisharrison]

It’s blooming Toast of London!! 😂

[@kinggimped]

Absolutely hilarious... "Are you sure you aren't just translating this straight from the fucking Albanian?"

[@gaijintendo]

I have a new found respect for this guy.

[@diewasseratte]

@grant24678 Oh, Tom is a regular potty mouth. Check out some of his informal interviews. He's one of the only people I know of that can use that language and still come off charming.

[@frankshailes3205]

Great actors and writers know swearing can be used in the right places with the right timing to massively enhance something. The knuckle-draggers who use effin' and jeffin' as placeholders in every sentence (or every other word) are sadly in a much, much lower league.

[@MacrossMike]

I would kill to hear the other side of conversation.

[@lawrence142002]

We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every July, peas grow there...

[@ashbeech7785]

I got a stalk on listening to this!!!! 👍

[@algoyo]

He is so adorable

[@jeffstone2136]

I think Tom was going through one of his many 'cut down to just eighteen pints of lager a day' periods when he taped this.

[@alexrobisnon6288]

r to do kelly and her sisters b of his Fatih w a man

[@frankshailes3205]

@@alexrobisnon6288 eh?

[@JamesOhGoodie]

See he's talking endless shit, but you know the engineers and producers are laughing their asses off.

[@testofplaces]

Sound so crispy you could mistake it for popcorn

[@pferreira1983]

Oh Tom what are we going to do with you...

[@erazn9077]

Absolutely sublime!

[@secretblue0290]

Tom baker is the master roaster

[@Whisper_and_Sigh]

My hero.

[@JETFORCEJUN0]

Should be on the English GCSE syllabus

[@WhitstableWilliams]

The voice of genius. Can you imagine Matt Smith doing this?

[@ZuluRomeo]

I can imagine Eccleston doing this 😜

[@dearydarling]

ugh - now i want soup and a place to put my satchel

[@spectre111]

Wow, it hurts! Please i am laughing so hard it hurts!

[@herbert6655]

I’ve got to admit his attitude and swearing just makes me respect him more he’s pretty much the British tarantino

[@johnder8529]

Reminds me of Toast of London with Matt Berry 🤣🤣🤣.

[@ZuluRomeo]

Toast of Gallifrey

[@immaterialimmaterial5195]

This is priceless!!!

[@securityrobot]

Fantastic! It's a fucking symphony.

[@rozalinenelhams2105]

I’m getting a stalk on Tom makes me laugh so much 😂😂😂

[@mortalhellion]

Tom Baker being pre-Christian Bale in this take. It's fucking awesome. It doesn't fucking surprise me. And it doesn't fucking bother me one bit because Baker has an awesome voice no matter what he says.

[@jrey4735]

ANOTHER thing doctor who predated

[@epiclucya]

I love this man

[@ShadowSonic2]

Orson Welles wished he could have had an outtake like this...

[@roojames]

Distilled Whippet Shit needs to be a T-shirt.

[@MrArrblue94]

i love that ad

[@tardistime6857]

Tom baker makes swearing cool

[@fucheduck]

reprability, repairability I get a wavy red underline either way.

[@tyronescott8704]

He,is doctor who love him

[@andhyrheza5473]

when baker turn capaldi

[@BforBilbo]

Hahahahaha!

[@Yup71719]

+Andhy Rheza you mean turn Malcolm?

[@colinmcphan]

Tom was like this with his language well before Capaldi ever came on the scene.

[@matt2house]

I think tom baker would make a great university professor on teaaching the english language & literacy as he does have a great commad of the english language. Or better still becoming pm for the uk :p

[@matt2house]

"are you sure this isnt a translation from the fucking albanian"

[@meiray]

Actually the dictionary agrees with Tom's first take.

[@JamesOhGoodie]

Damn, Tom Baker would make a good insult comic.

[@michaelleacy]

They'd put you into a fucking coma! So funny. Love it!

[@garyturner5739]

The most funniest 7:03 I have had for ages thanks Tom.

[@saderin]

4 Albanians didn't like this audio clip.

[@brttmartin9]

Albanians want aspirations and dreams.

[@JoelCornah]

I'll put my satchel in Tom's cupboard any time!

[@Nynjasquirrel]

Actually - I worked with Tom for a series of ads, he's one of the worst celebs for being 'up there', but damn if he's not fcking hilarious.

[@oldmordim]

Great stuff from a great actor:) The sad world of advertising:)

[@MilesQuatermass]

Hello Tom, this is Clem Fandango. Can you hear me?

[@pantera89]

I fucking love it! this is so great im getting a stork on it...love when Tom says that...

[@RealArcalian]

I check things in the dictionary before I come here...... Welcome to the House of Symphony. Come in, dear! A can of soup! We'll read the Bible together! And you can put your satchel in t' cupboard! And the funny thing is as a younger man Tom really did work on a buiding site.

[@polabear99]

Distilled whippet shit!!! I love him so much!!

[@larrylarry1]

Tom worked on construction sites to eat. Interesting to hear Tom this way.

[@Rumpio]

it's actually "whippet shit"

[@timelordvictorious]

funny when he was angry there he sounded more liverpool.

[@TheSixthDoctor]

@davefgranger It's actually one of three, the two other incarnations are Stephen Fry and Christopher Lee.

[@stanthemafia]

Britain, Britain, Britain !

[@sim3otto]

Amazing!

[@hafstrat]

Awesome.

[@20centuryfox100]

what is he even trying to sell here? whatever it is, i have a strong urge to buy it!

[@frankshailes3205]

Kitchen cabinets.

[@Nunya_Bidness_53]

He sure told them 😂👌

[@seanjonesy180]

Love it,.. Tom dealing with stupid advertising executives,!

[@WallKenshiro]

5.40 tom baker is a comedy genius