Tom LOVES Passive-Aggressive Email Threads - YMH Highlight

[@wallis69]

“You look happy this morning, did you see something horrible on the internet?” Is peak relationship goals.

[@d.c.1059]

"As the only CELEBRITY on this parent email chain......" perfect opener Tom.

[@yamahapepsi]

It’s crazy how slim Tom has actually got. You can really notice it when he looks like he gained 30 lbs in the outro.

[@randylahey5463]

It's kinda weird. Looks like he has AIDS now

[@kevinkalal5213]

Its that covid/broken body diet lolol

[@mookie714]

It’s because he doesn’t drink a gallon of kool aid per day.

[@jasonwinterton9369]

No its full blown AIDS

[@deadshot4245]

Bert’s still fat

[@smcgrotty]

Imagine tom just lighting up his kids whole class of parents 😂😂😂

[@sonnypearce5279]

"HOLD MAH POCKET!!" -Tom

[@mathewcox9371]

Imagine him at a PTA meeting

[@MrBLAA]

Lol, imagine doing a podcast… talking about this shit🤦‍♂️ ~>Whaaaaat?!!? They spit in your kid’s mouth????? No. It was just “mom’s” group text🤦‍♂️ Done.

[@d.c.1059]

This is finally truly Your Moms House with all this parent email chain talk.

[@jpjapers]

Who doesnt fucking love drama when you can just sit back and watch it unfold? Couples arguing at a restaurant are literally the best shit.

[@WCGwkf]

Imagine how much of a pleasure it would be to be in a shit talking parents group with Tom if he responded to everyone's shit

[@Goose21995]

Uk theres deff one husband that knows whatsup

[@kingcaligula4697]

That look of pride when tom says "I grew up"

[@jakedajuggernaught]

My absolute favorite is "as per my last email" cuz it directly translates to 'im sending this because you didn't pay attention before you dumb fuck' and it is absolutely hilarious to me lol

[@magicknight13]

Exactly lmaooo

[@truth6323]

Thank God for Tom Segura and Christina p this show has got me through so many hard days just laughing.

[@michaelgriffith5747]

7:49 the hugest smile while she talks about the sushi incident. 8:04 "I completely regret that, it was immature." Ok Thom

[@mTs1978412]

"THE FULL FUCKING WRATH OF EVIL THAT EXISTS INSIDE OF ME" is my go to threats from now on

[@edavis7486]

Love TOM SEGURA. Dude makes my life worth these breaths. I die laughing every video.

[@Wulfiebaby]

Tommy, here's a protip: when they start talking about how much they like the trajectory of your evolution, THAT is when you bring up a little scrum-eating.

[@randylahey5463]

I'm waiting to hear about the follow up on Wednesday. The first reply left us on a cliffhanger

[@robaskins5916]

Great podcast y.m.h, you two make it straight funny the whole time 💯🎭🖖 Y.M.H

[@sizedtoaster0278]

When Tom saw those emails...he was like a Dog waiting for a treat. Lol

[@mikekline8678]

This is hands down my favorite podcast 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rickard713]

Chrissy really loves making Tom happy.

[@mikeyroos4229]

I mean to be fair, it's true that a test means nothing after a few days. Hell even 5 minutes later you could theoretically catch it. But yeah as true as that is, an email like that is only gunna catch you shit and you gotta just do the best you can

[@devinm.ruddick559]

Thought the same. Parent 1 should have just contacted principal and let her handle it.

[@Yophillips3272]

The test means nothing in the first place. I got a test and when I read the fine print it basically said a negative result doesn't mean you don't have Covid. 🤔 So positive means positive but negative might mean positive lol what a scam.

[@macksmith2893]

@@Yophillips3272 " I read the fine print it basically said a negative result doesn't mean you don't have Covid" ya a test can miss covid but if a test can tell if someone is sick with 90% certainty it is still useful. Being able to say someone is sick with certainty is a BIG deal in a pandemic and super useful. Testing doesn't do a lot for the person getting tested but it does help the people around them.

[@TheGoldenCapstone]

The PCR tests are faulty anyway so it's even more funny how melodramatic people get about "cases" lol

[@krotchlickmeugh627]

@@macksmith2893 whered you get 90% accuracy? Hows that make sense when they have a 65% false positive rate?

[@jonathanesayiasberhe3222]

6:02 Christina : "That be so much Kerosine.." Tom: "Noh, no, no, no" And Christina says Tom is the one enjoying disaster.

[@Apexdave]

The thumbnail brings me so much happiness.

[@thomashigginsmusic]

The mommies look SO GOOD. TOM YOU TASTY TONKA TRUCK. CHRISTINA YOU LOVELY LOLLIPOP!

[@demmyglubber2496]

Now I'm hungry for plastic

[@BigRokko5196]

His excitement gets me excited 😆 we are too similar

[@drewgamezzz8482]

@6:40 That's my favorite part about this whole video is the part where he checks the group chat and sees there isn't a reply from anyone yet and just to see the disappointment and sadness in his face over the lack of new drama is amazing tbh lol.

[@gongetya.9244]

“We’re almost out of this thing.” Ha!

[@imstillwaitin]

Tom jokes about being annoyed about them giving his email out, but I would absolutely get him being annoyed by that. Crazy people are crazy and famous people cop more of that than anyone.

[@TJXD]

Well when you want attention that's what you get

[@kristiskinner8542]

Well just dont respond. Hell I dont even check my email 90% of the time. Ive had the same email & cell number for over a decade ppl eventually take a hint even when you've already responded & gave it to them personally or hell the way some ppl change theirs all the time along with their phone, tablet etc they end up losing it

[@brians7901]

The joy on Tom's face lmao

[@mmurphy5409]

When people say “Like I said” or “As I once told you”

[@erickcastillo2879]

You gone sleep for tree days ma babeh

[@sosavicious8383]

We need follow ups man

[@aaron8957]

Tommy buns looking like lee syatt in the outro lmao

[@CurtisD01]

tom looks like Jack Nicholson when he's looking his phone

[@patternsonthepalm]

Tom needs to see the British parish council meeting

[@ajhd95]

YEEEESS! We need to make this happen 🤣

[@TheGeneralDisarray]

That shit was jokes

[@ooee8088]

Feelin cute. Shout out to Paul champagne! I'm available 😎

[@Hjaelteomslag]

He doesn't want your crabs!

[@elsporkie3532]

"Dont tell her" says it on a large podcast

[@orvil9223]

Believe it or not, school principals might be a little too busy to be listening to Tom's podcast.

[@stephaniecoomey2356]

@@orvil9223 imagine thinking anyone in the education system is* busy.

[@simpsons721]

I spectate on Nextdoor

[@GorbyP]

Christina is looking more and more like Bruce Vilanch every week

[@ZeranZeran]

OUCH

[@charlottem.1477]

Dude, wtf? Ok, Caleb TAINTer

[@g8le]

Big Fat Bruce Vilanch

[@Aaron_Dayton]

Ahaha I seriously love you guys, downright hilarious!

[@hughemungus5237]

“Don’t do nothin on the gram”. Garth Brooks says otherwise😂

[@danielcorfield4096]

She just called you a poof mate😂😂😂

[@Nick-rm1sn]

Dutch screenshot in the thumbnail!👍

[@magicknight13]

Lmaoooo😂😂 this is the best

[@lazarus8447]

What's Bert gonna do when Tommy moves to Texas.

[@joaosoares3719]

Does anyone know the brand / model of Christina's sweatshirt?

[@mrshorin]

Tom is a literal fucking agent of chaos.

[@wyansas]

7:47 😂

[@thetomster7625]

I'm so on Toms side here: its just the best to see the beginning of a huge thing on one of those 'not-100%-necessary-mail-threads'. its a completely child-like sense of excitement and satisfaction to see the crazyness coming out of those people, well... basically Karens. And its all self-made^^ I mean: after a couple of back-and-forths I'm usually putting it to mute, but the beginning is just so tasty^^

[@christophernewton8531]

What ive learned from tom over the years is that he can be petty as fuck and ya know what i dont even mind

[@frazzleberry]

Dallas Buyers Tom

[@TheDukeOfDallas]

I bet Tom has sock-puppet accounts on many platforms so he can participate in the flame wars and other fun stuff and keep his anonymity.

[@LoriFoster]

Local neighborhood FB groups are funny, maddening, sad and just toxic!

[@NE7078]

does anyone know whats going to happen with 2 bears when they move?

[@Bild0zer]

Still going. I think Tom said on Bobby Lee’s podcast that he would be keeping ymh studio and coming back regularly. Edit: my guess is that’s the short term solution. Besides Bart does all his podcasts over zoom anyway.

[@samholder196]

tom is every dude just honest lol

[@adambrydges1040]

Love you tommy

[@ericl6460]

"you can tell who the nervous Nelly's are" -- the most nervous nelly

[@TheDukeOfDallas]

5:01 *The Gauntlet Has Been Dropped*

[@JeffWalshPhotography]

Anyone know what the hell they say in the intro? I cant figure out what the dude who yells, says

[@graeme5060]

"This is the big time, who the hell is Randy, don't bring anyone's mom into this. Yo momma's a fucking state" That's how my Scottish brain interprets it. I'm likely way off.

[@iwilleatyourleftistass6802]

The last one is Yo mama's in the fuckin stands!

[@JeffWalshPhotography]

@@iwilleatyourleftistass6802 the hero

[@graeme5060]

@@iwilleatyourleftistass6802 haha, Jesus! I was miles off.

[@SarahSkinnyJeans]

Christine is so in love with Tom and wanting to impress him. It's cute. Tbh I used to hate her, especially on this podcast. But I'd only ever seen shorts of them and I started watching full highlight videos posted by YMH and I do like them and their dynamic more often than not. Anyways thumbs up. Y'all entertaining

[@d.c.1059]

FYI Duncan Trussell still responds on IG to clever drunk DMs

[@isaacswarts6826]

Damn they send their kids to a good school man 20 kids per class. I can’t imagine that small

[@Xplora213]

They are wealthy people, dude. Way past public school.

[@stinkymart3173]

Man my public school class was eighteen kids, now that school is gone along with 3 others in town, and the single new school has ~80 kids per grade split between two classes...

[@yujirohamna555]

25+ easy un highschool

[@dang5550]

What's confusing to me is how Tom broke his body and lost weight. When I was confined to the couch bc I had Thyroid Cancer when I was 18 I went from 6-Pack to 6-Fat as fuck

[@421less1]

Did you happen to be rich as shit? If not, thats probably 90% the difference. Don't beat yourself up man.

[@dumpsterjedi6148]

Hey man, I was 415 a few years ago, 260 now, my goal is 220. All I know is cut out the sugar and the carbs, up the protein and healthy fat, and go for a daily walk. You need to get your heart moving.

[@dang5550]

@@dumpsterjedi6148 You serious man?? That's incredible, congrats. This is the first time in my life at 29 that I've had to struggle to lose weight and I have a total newfound respect for how much sacrifice it takes. I usually just go lift weights for a month and I'm back in shape but I accumulated some fat during quarantine lol. I was at 216 a week and a half ago and only down to 208 right now, most of which I'm assuming is just water weight. I've cut out all the sugary drinks and eat only 2x per day. Breakfast I eat eggs, oatmeal, banana, carrots, celery. And for dinner I eat steak, sweet potato, apple, and more oatmeal. So you think I should cut out the oatmeal and sweet potatoes, etc? I always thought those were healthy. I was considering going hardcore and just eating kidney beans for every meal for a month

[@dumpsterjedi6148]

@@dang5550 I'd get rid of potatoes of any kind, bananas are great tho

[@nikninja2233]

@@dumpsterjedi6148 I feel ya bud, was nearing 400 in grade 9-10 and played football, it just was not a good combo, got down to 285 and felt amazing, like I felt like a goddamn model or something, now I'm back up to 300ish, not feeling as good but still better than 400 pounds lol, but ya like 7 years later and it was definitely the right move, still gotta get down a little more, but would like to try to get into football again so I'm keeping my size up somewhat in case I can get a shot somewhere to play, what methods did you use, or find helped the most with lack of drive and actual loss of weight

[@xXelitegpXx]

Tom is definitely to important of a person to just be handing out his email all willy nilly.

[@briannazarof9732]

She is adorable.

[@CaptainBeefheart90]

sushi beef was phenomenal.

[@fartboxer22]

“If someone says something about my kid, you are going to get the full fucking wrath of the evil that exists inside of me.” That is how I feel when it comes down to protecting my daughter. I would not hesitate to murder everyone ever then build a time machine and kill the rest of them to protect my daughter. Thanks Tom for saying it. I don’t feel so alone.

[@bibsp3556]

That's how kids get away with being little turds tho. If ya kid does something deserving of criticism, they should take their lumps.

[@geog26]

Why not post a link to tje episode or at least the nr?

[@HarryTrickle]

Christina loves her red 💄 💋

[@webfreakz]

or is it tattooed on?

[@wulfrache]

I joined door dash and before long I was smoking crack

[@AK00777]

Leaving soon? What does that mean? Are they leaving California?

[@WKRP187]

Yep heading to Austin with Joe R. and half the other comedians...

[@AK00777]

@@WKRP187 wow, yeah it seems a lot of them are. Is it because they're mad at California or just a better economy for them maybe ..

[@WKRP187]

@@AK00777 ... Or the countries highest taxes, 35 million people, insane regulations and loss of personal freedom. Homeless have more rights then business owners and did I mention highest taxes in the country... Other than that Calis really got it going on out there 🙄... Lol

[@AK00777]

@@WKRP187 LOL! Excellent points. I lived there the whole 90s the bay area, loved it but it's a very different place now. Hey thanks for the responses, I appreciate it.

[@MaoMoney]

@@WKRP187 joe rogan is a comedian?

[@fillebonbon736]

AYAYAYAYEEE

[@teamtim87]

I'm exactly like Tom. Chisme is the best. Must be a Hispanic thing.

[@drewgamezzz8482]

I have to say though, I think it's kinda fkd up for a school to just start giving your email or even your phone number to random parents just cause your kids all have the same teacher/classes. Like my main thing about that is, you never know who someone is behind closed doors, mfs could be a scammer, hacker, a pedo, etc and they could honestly use your email for bad shii, they could try accessing your social media accounts, your banking apps, etc by knowing your emails and then trying to reset passwords and getting access to your contacts maybe, your photos, because depending on the email I'm signed into on my photos app, different photos show up depending on the email I was signed into on my phones photos app whenever I took,downloaded, screenshot the certain pictures lol. And not only that, like I said they could be done crazy person and they could, one, be emailing you constantly harassing you and sending you all kinds of crazy B's (which tom would prolly enjoy as long as it didn't like affect his day or like start getting too personal lol, two, they could gain access to your stuff if they could figure out how to reset your passwords and be emailing your friends and saying weird stuff and people not know you were hacked and you could lose friends, and even if you told them your emails were hacked by someone, I'm sure the last thing you or any of your friends want is some crazy person emailing them constantly talking shii or like I said if they gain access to your photos they could be sending all your contacts pictures of your D, your wife's V, or they could find and save your child's pictures if they're a pedo like I said earlier, and that's the last thing any parent wants. Also, I just wouldn't want any of them to have my email to be emailing me unless it's an emergency anyway, in which case is why we have phones so they can make phone calls or text messages to, which I'm way more likely to check than an email if I'm being honest lol. Hell I rarely check my emails anyway United I'm just expecting something tbh, and even then if it isn't urgent I won't even check it right away then lol. But yeah, I don't see why just having your phone numbers so y'all could just make a group message on text wouldn't be the better thing. Then you could just go in your inbox on your phone and check it, or I'd you're like me just leave it to not wanna deal with a bunch of randoms talking about how great their kids are and how special little Tommy is, etc lol. Which again, I'm sure Tom only stayed in the group for the chances that something like this theyre talking about on this clip happened, so he could have some entertainment from these Karens and Chads going back and forth with each other over vaccines, masks, or whatever else they decided to argue about any other day lol. But I just would rather avoid them all together and not have to deal with it. But either way, especially since you are famous and all, I wouldn't want my info out there to begin with cause you never know when someone could just decide to leak your info out there, which I guess is why them having your email is better, but they could always just ask for your number and then still leak it lol. But I do think it's messed up to just give all these other parents your emails and all, like unless they asked permission to give your information out, but if they didn't then it's pretty shitty imo and if definitely have a huge problem with them just giving out my contact information to random people who we dk if they're just crazy. Especially if it was still a school in Los Angeles, I'd deff be pissed cause I wouldn't want them crazy mfs having my contact info at all, but I'm too Conservative for them so I think id be kicked from the group asap, which id find reasons to be so I wouldn't have to leave myself, but so they'd kick me. Like I'd be sending super dark/messed up/overly conservative memes/videos just to get under their skin until they either snapped or deleted me lol. But yeah, Ig when you're like Tom and enjoy these things it isn't a huge deal, (but if I was famous like Tom) I just wouldn't trust then to not let my information, try having my stuff, being annoying and constantly contacting me or trying to get me to listen to their "jokes" cause there's nothing worse than a middle aged dad's jokes (who isn't a comedian, but us a car salesman or has an office job lol) and I'd wanna just put my 40 in my mouth and paint my walls with the brain matter if I had to listen to any of these middle aged people's jokes, problems, brag about little Christine, or whatever else they prolly would find reason to message the group chat tbsgcdiesnt involve like maybe their kids hanging out, something to do with school or school work, or maybe joining sports teams together or sum! So yeah, that's why I think it's hella Sus for a school to just randomly find out my contact info to random parents for no reason when I haven't given permission (which I don't remember if they said they give permission, they said they just give the emails out, or if they touched on that in general lol), but it's deff a problem if they weren't asked if they could give out the info.

[@vikki-333]

Bro wrote a whole essay

[@thomascampbell7318]

They send their kids to public school genius.

[@co3ironbird]

Has there been an update on this?

[@SublimeGemini]

You're annoyed about the mom giving her two cents but you're gonna be a rat to the principle? lmfao

[@isitoveryet9525]

I don’t think anyone’s annoyed about the mom “giving her cents” lol I think the issue was the parent trying to dictate what other students & their families were to do on Easter….& nobody even seemed annoyed to be fair. They’re just laughing at drama between parents

[@anthonysmalawipredators8794]

Tom is/was very active on LiveLeak for sure.

[@name-vi6fs]

I don't miss this shit at all.

[@paullmight42]

a thread rubbernecker haha

[@byHexted]

That’s definitely a rich kid thing

[@mattmullenix]

"...almost out of this thing"

[@MJtnp]

I answered all emails this way for a month straight......*that sounds like a you problem*

[@VincentsVideoVisions]

What's up with the illuminati intro photo where she covers Tom's eye?

[@CalebsCars]

I live in Tennessee so I can’t relate to covid tests lol

[@bdaddyjames011976]

Did Tom get sued for slander from a sushi restaurant

[@thestock1144]

Tom is my fucking spirit animal

[@jonnyares1]

Don’t just watch; instigate...

[@600lbdeadlift5]

The principle hasn’t protected anybody. Good lord. Imagine thinking a school administrator is holding back nano particles of a deadly virus with policies. We live in a fuckin twilight zone episode.

[@KRACKER300]

“We swapping bank accounts” I wish

[@briansaunders7160]

❤️❤️❤️

[@newfjuice6691]

Imagine still being afraid of getting covid hahaha

[@booognish]

It’s impossible not to be a little afraid of your kid getting it. And my kids are younger than theirs..

[@newfjuice6691]

@@booognish kids are the most resilient to it. Almost 100% survival rate. More kids have died from car accidents in the time it took me to type this then from covid in the past 2 years lol

[@booognish]

@@newfjuice6691 for sure, still kinda scary though when they’re this tiny growing little thing you’ve held in your arms since the day the were born. It’s hard whenever your kids sick.

[@newfjuice6691]

@@booognish all the more reason not to be putting masks on them so they they can develop proper health immune systems and not to inject them with a experimental jab when the virus poses virtually no threat to them...but that's just my opinion lol

[@dizzystrawberry]

my aunt hasn’t been able to taste anything in eight months and she’s only 37 :////

[@binkleyme]

Love how Tom called that reasonable parent a crazy person lmfao. Rich people are so out of touch

[@andrewjohnston5177]

Why is Tom dressed like a purple wiggle?

[@roobeebakes]

PLEASE ADVISE

[@coreygolphenee9633]

How do people live like this its like your life depends on a reddit comment thread

[@byHexted]

If they’re all wearing masks and being sanitized and there’s been no cases then they’re doing all they can id get it if they were proposing a big maskless play date that would be different

[@BenMarti1000]

This is an old clip but Stephen King does does have shit on the full wrath that is inside Tom, love the guy but damn he got some fucked up thoughts 😂

[@drewbocop]

Principal will get in on the drama and fuck all of your shit up because she caves to the crazy person

[@leodee3]

"a test on Friday means nothing if you have large gathering on Sunday" is true and, like, extremely logical. Not sure why that is a "crazy person."

[@pangolothian]

It's easier to gaslight and be funny than face the facts

[@johanneskarlsson6535]

Yeah I thought it made sense.

[@wtice4632]

Its because that person is overstepping into other families business for a move that while logical is largely pointless. Stop telling others how to live. "Keep your mouth shut." - Tim Dillon

[@leodee3]

@@wtice4632 That's fair to a point. I can agree that the tone is a bit aggressive and telling parents to keep their kids home for the week is not their call, but when you're talking about a pandemic virus, I think it's everyone's business.

[@superwanget0r422]

So .. any news?