Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786

[@brianhourihan5613]

I'd like to personally thank Tom for having the decency and common courtesy to cover up for this episode.

[@mrs.h2725]

Honestly I wish more men would follow his example. Either grow a beard or get a stick on. Nobody wants to see your naked chin.

[@d.ad.D.D.D]

i felt violated by that mole rat of a thing.

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

Tina must have felt like she was kissing a Squid.

[@ОльгаВанюшкина-э1ш]

​@@WholeWhiteBaby if you think there's still kissing in this marriage, you're kidding yourself

[@BERTEBOY]

*Tim

[@AnalogueDigitalAD]

Tom looking like 2010 Zack Galifanakis

[@CannaKush313]

1000000000000000000000%

[@liio415]

I thought that was what he was trying to emulate, too funny

[@erinkelly2964]

2000 %

[@TyW-u6c]

Zach and Christina what a pod!

[@-DarkFox-]

Beat me to it

[@nickbmxguy]

"That aint Tom, that's Timothy!" 😂

[@BluntVille]

I knew Tom should of slept in another bed!! Kristen Gave um that C stuff

[@barryrose5653]

Wtf. Is this between two ferns????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MMA-R-USS]

That’s John segura lol. #chef

[@Xavier-xe1rf]

That was the best stab by the crew! 😂

[@musicfreak21]

The pod schedule catching up to real life is refreshing

[@S_S-WHYT]

Christina is LIVING for this! 😂 we were all taken aback by a smooth faced Tom!

[@ashlinhart5190]

It's nice to see Happy Gilmore's caddy doing so well.

[@billysimpson7300]

That's exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail 😂

[@jamesream198]

Came here for this one 😂😂😂

[@robinwalker4769]

Omg bruhhhh😂😂 casually catches the club after being thrown 30mph 😂😂😂

[@aptrm80]

Thanks 😂

[@gregdavis420]

John’s bounce back from chemo is amazing!!!

[@seae2030]

@@gregdavis420 do you mean John Segura, the actor ?

[@gregdavis420]

@ the one and only.

[@imagecko210]

“That’s Timothy N****” was one of the funniest things in a while

[@justinbroadway4940]

Shows how hard this show has fallen off

[@MrBmoney157]

I laughed out loud hard 😂

[@Arcturuseyes]

Tom looks like Santa's brother who owns a salvage yard 500 miles south of the North Pole...

[@TNTullis]

Tom lookin like Will Forte from The Last Man on Earth.

[@beobe82]

Tandy.

[@Smoochie71804]

Oooh farts

[@stephenholmgren405]

Tom reading our comments on the podcast needs to be a regular segment. hi tom 👋

[@KMartian7512]

I second this. ✋️

[@mrs.h2725]

Thirded. Also plz bring back Horrible or Hilarious! More violence, less poop content.

[@unk_shine_fan]

Get yo' life

[@nightingale2424]

Agree

[@VickiMartin710]

He's not gonna read "hi Tom" wtf.... Are you tik tokd???

[@marstothebars5461]

ALSO CHRISTINA NEVER STOP WITH THE “Meow meow meow meow”🥺

[@gamertrub]

Meow lovers unite ✊🏼

[@barmenxandiego1340]

That drawing of Ari came out great Tina

[@t-rod9858]

Bro 😂

[@say10sedso56]

Tom looks like Danny Devito in that always sunny episode when he shaves all his body hairr off and covers himself in sanitizer 😂

[@AdriannaMaslanski]

gotta be PUREE

[@DegreelessnessMode]

You’re trying too hard to be the comment featured on the next episode

[@cool_buster]

one of the best episodes in a while, congrats ringworm tom and cancer free christine

[@Sonofgrievous]

Toms shaved face even overshadowed Bert’s ego. A tough feat in itself

[@Bilow_Selhi]

Has it ever been done before?

[@Sonofgrievous]

@ not to my knowledge

[@MOHAWKris8]

Christine’s painting Looks like Ari Shaffir’s Mom!😂😂😂

[@AMeshot24]

RuPaul Shaffir

[@ThomasFathergill]

I thought it was supposed to be Ari at first glance.

[@indigo7]

At first glance I thought it was charro

[@mikasasukasa8790]

Everyone's talking about how Tom looks, but Christina's looking amazing this episode. How long ago did she have surgery again?

[@timkinley1779]

Surprising how much better she looks when not wearing the goofy glasses, six pounds of lipstick and actually runs a brush through her hair.

[@andrestein6022]

For real, starting to think she purposely cultivated that cancer knowing she'd come out looking like a supermodel

[@Nels_77]

Christina's look of disgust always brings me so much joy

[@djgarcia9970]

The outro song just solidifies that Uncle Joey needs to come back on! I stand by the last 15 minutes of that episode were the greatest in podcast history

[@mattduell3]

Him talking about the chick with the bad leg? 😂

[@mattnara4917]

Tom looks like Zach Galifianakis with that new facial hair 😂

[@YourLastWish]

From cancer to the wolf pack.

[@Eri-r1w]

😂😂​@@YourLastWish

[@timkinley1779]

I was getting excited thinking Zach was going to be on.

[@MeShakti88]

Tak Galafagura

[@1995BlackBombay]

@@MeShakti88E for Effort

[@austinrich117]

Love the boys cutting to the beard left on the table while they talk 😂😂😂😂

[@garyvays6676]

If politicians are so inconsequential then why did the mommies move to Texas

[@zacharyeskelson6229]

So they could stay close to Rogan and expand Austin...The shithole California of Texas.

[@timkinley1779]

Cali went to sh!t. You aren't getting a return on investment.

[@johnbobbryan]

Taxes

[@haydenwilson6320]

Taxes

[@christafurden]

I love the two comments above me. Those reasons are a consequence of politics. California’s politics are why Cali went to shit.

[@randycanfield6110]

Tom telling the audience they don't know how politics work and then going on to prove he knows absolutely nothing about it is hilarious. "Do you guys even know what a VP does.. well obviously neither do I!"

[@BadGoyz4Life]

I'd bet half or more of all celebrities couldn't be bothered to vote, just grabbed the check to say vote this way or that.

[@Sidepea]

They say life doesn’t change because of politics yet they moved to Texas from California for a reason.

[@chilloutdude3617]

And then voted blue like the i.d.i.o.t. he is.

[@yungpierre6627]

State politics obviously matters more about where you live than federal politics, which is what they are talking about

[@MattKlimek]

Also, probably among other reasons, the comedy scene is booming there

[@nickyale4220]

@@yungpierre6627and it’s funny he supported the same people that drove them out of there🤣

[@bobbyboucher1936]

@@MattKlimekit’s booming because they moved there.

[@n1k0n_]

Tom went from Timothy McVeigh last week to Ted Kaczynski in this episode.

[@TechnicolorThree1]

Either way, he's a real killer.

[@n1k0n_]

​@@TechnicolorThree1Such a rascal 😂

[@tjlibra6953]

The unitommer

[@shamelessstacib7351]

So, like, HE'S THA BOMB!?!?

[@amacgregor92]

I'm glad you learned your lesson from shaving Tom

[@buttersstotch4956]

He had to for a role he got

[@cindyo6298]

He's trying to grow it out as fast as possible 😂😂

[@ryant390]

I’m so glad Timmothy was able to cure his cancer so quickly

[@schorpio]

The Blue Chew ad coming right after the Spread Shaman song was pure cinema.

[@jayjay0640]

Calling Michelle Obama attractive was the highlight of this episode.

[@blacktooth3336]

Big Mike😂

[@FragranceEuphoria]

I think she's pretty. Especially compared to the other First Ladies.

[@blacktooth3336]

@@FragranceEuphoria bruh she is a he!!! 🐓 down to the knee!!!

[@chilloutdude3617]

That's how you know they are too far gone. Michelle is attractive? Sure thing and water is dry and ice is hot. Wyte guy for kamala and a drunk

[@lb8141]

Tom was looking like Powder from the movie Powder without that facial hair.

[@Manajer21]

The fancy chef portrait 🤣🙌🙌🙌

[@Paulicide]

Beautiful and nice

[@catchshoot]

Tom talking about being on a film set & remarking "nothing is going to change" is the perfect out-of-touchness he's become oblivious to.

[@nathantoler522]

😂😂😂right!

[@JDSharar13]

Isn’t he just referring to the tv show he’s personally producing/directing?

[@DegreelessnessMode]

He’s not out of touch. It’s been like this the last 20 years. Everyone is all gloom and doom but every election but nothing really drastically changes. I’ve had the same attitude the last 4 or 5 elections. It really does not matter who gets elected. Anything good that happens was because of my guy and anything bad was the last guy. Fuckin yawn

[@DegreelessnessMode]

He’s not out of touch. It’s been like this the last 20 years. Everyone is all gloom and doom but every election but nothing really drastically changes. I’ve had the same attitude the last 4 or 5 elections. It really does not matter who gets elected. Anything good that happens was because of my guy and anything bad was the last guy. Fuckin yawn t

[@mbc9290]

My Daughters keep asking me to shave, I’ve had a beard for MANY YEARS since before they can really remember and THIS is a prime example of the SHOCK of what I’ve tried to warn them about 😂! I will show them this glorious example, thank you “Timothy” 🤣 and Godspeed!

[@DB-sj8km]

Unless you want the shock factor, just trim the beard progressively shorter until it’s just stubble, and then close shave.

[@Hgmartial]

I've been waiting so long for someone to properly explain the role of the vice president. Thank you Tim for the accurate explanation.

[@nathantoler522]

Right. His insights into politics and the way the world works are so smart and cool. 😂

[@asapbruhhhhh]

First Matthew McConaughey now Zach Galifianakis? HMH doing big things!

[@Purple_Vampyr]

The print looks like an inmate looking for love 😂

[@CodySwindell]

31:28 “I’ve never done nicotine ever” Instantly addicted to puking..

[@xMyNameisJames88]

The president does not come in and say, Alright-new gas prices... He comes in and says, Alright-we're producing oil here instead of buying it from Venezuela and saudi arabia and selling it to the rest of the world. Check out the gas prices in those countries. 0.12 a gallon range. But other than that, a LOT will change! Eapecially if you aren't wealthy like Timothy the boiled owl leg 😂😂

[@raphk9599]

Also, he comes in and says sell all our emergency oil reserves to China.

[@briangrace3983]

Thank Christ someone said it, I lost a little respect for Tom during that 15 minute rant.

[@xMyNameisJames88]

@raphk9599 great point, Biden sold nearly half of our reserves to bring gas down for about a week...

[@Eleutherios1]

More production under Biden than trump.. thousands of barrels a day more .. that's just a fact.

[@CoryJayWieczorek]

This new era of making fun of Tims face is Beautiful & Nice.

[@maxharper4641]

Tom is talking like he’s on the diddy list

[@user-bg3dq1fu8v]

“That ain’t you dawg” 😂😂😂

[@ChrisToe_Fur]

Tom looking like his name is Tom Gaylifagnakis 😂😂

[@destroyshaters3591]

what TOM SAID ABOUT THE TYSON AND PAUL FIGHT IS 100% SPOT ON !!!

[@CubixRube5150]

Tom looks exactly like Charlie Day dressed up as Serpico in It's Always Sunny!

[@Andrew-b5g8q]

Exactly what I thought!

[@Shaggy990_]

I love that Ron Swanson could stop by

[@schmidtyization]

Hearing these two muppets talk about politics is the bright shining beacon we have all been waiting for

[@Shapoopy28]

Christina drew Ari Shaffir 😂

[@wolf83a]

1:02:33 where CP hits Tom with the callback to the hate comments "because you look like a hot-dog right now". I'm having chest pains, I'm laughing so hard! :P

[@erinsaunders2787]

Tim looks like the blue eagle from the Muppets 😂

[@imsatanscott]

Tims transition from Galifianakis to Moby this episode was epic.

[@Samdavis569]

Imagine these 2 being your parents 😂

[@timkinley1779]

All of the riches would be nice.

[@18bmtoxiicx21]

i’d be cool with it

[@o9brian]

A DREAM… especially compared to my parents

[@chilloutdude3617]

Raised by a nanny and two lefty parents? woohoo

[@oliverlang1006]

Christina! My wife never wears lipstick, but I always thought she’d look nice in a classic red. So when you released yours, I went for it. She loves it! She’s not a daily wearer, but on our anniversaries and stuff, she’ll put it on, I love it, and thank you!

[@Mr.DieGuy]

Tom's hurt feelings might be the funniest shit I've ever seen. Love this community for these comments 😂

[@KTSHDx]

I thought the guest was the guy from the hangover😂😂😂😂

[@larrycrum7060]

Tom low key trying educate the common people he’s so in touch with

[@dalelane1948]

Surprised Bart didn't shave his beard, and make a series of tiktoks and instas documenting it, when he heard how much this was trending.

[@highhtideVEVO]

Christina’s painting won the like button for me, I wish there was three more like buttons

[@kestrelwitch8714]

Lookin' great, Tim! You're bouncing back from that Invisalign like a champion! 🏆

[@MJ-qh2su]

Temu Galifianakis

[@drankreliant4146]

Calling Michelle Obama attractive is the funniest thing Cristina has ever said

[@virginiahanna9960]

I also dislike Trump, but I'm so over all the "sad" ppl. I literally quit a job because they cancelled a staff meeting cause they were too sad and they sent out a message to everyone to make sure everyone was ok. And I'm just over theatrical dramatic behavior about politics.

[@sm1tty166]

Tom looks like he goes to sleep with a ruler to see how long he slept 😂😂😂

[@hbadge22]

Now it’s 1 Bear 1 Gay.

[@Mitchb00m]

Did Bert finally come out?

[@ThatAfricanMan-ne5gi]

The VP is the head of the senate.

[@Stephie7nb]

I’ll be purchasing this print to hang up in my home. Telling my son this is indeed, the real slim shady after Invisalign & Tit cancer.

[@aSmidgeandahalf]

Hah! Actually spat out my drink laughing at this

[@geofflitwin9020]

Christina definitely thought the president controls gas prices

[@shawnchambers3416]

You guys are the absolute best. This is grade A comedy. I don't even know where or what to start laughing at

[@Arcturuseyes]

All support to Christina! Congrats on beating the big C.

[@wyattk7898]

Tommy a white dude for Harris

[@chilloutdude3617]

Real sore bout it too lol. Poor fella

[@ThePulse2x]

I respect that Tom thinks for himself cuz obviously. Joe Rogan endorsed Trump which would tell the rest of the comedians to get in line but Tom held his own

[@gahty57]

Yet the majority of white dudes voted for trump 🤔 I guess you guys truly dont make sense

[@SkeeterMcGavin]

25:24 yeah but if the president were to sign a bunch of executive orders into play that effect the oil and gas industries, you will definitely see some impact on gas prices.

[@thirdeyeprofit7659]

@@SkeeterMcGavin + Trump already said what he's going to do to lower gas prices. A.k.a drill baby drill

[@Eleutherios1]

@@thirdeyeprofit7659 Biden is producing A LOT more oil right now and for the last 3 years than Donald did. Facts matter. These things are easily verifiable.. even in pictures if you don't' like numbers. Trump is lying to you.

[@ChrisWilliams-yn5tl]

Actually he does dictate gas prices because he will allow us to drill our own oil. Which makes gas cheaper. When we buy it from Venezuela it costs more to put it on a boat

[@chilloutdude3617]

If he doesn't get it at this point, he never will.

[@Lilry420]

Giving me real Alan from hangover vibes 😂

[@ricklopez7151]

Tim looking like Zach Galifianakis.😃

[@innapinch7112]

25:55 Not exactly accurate, though. She was put explicitly in charge of like three things, and horribly failed at all three.

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

What levers of power do you think the border czar has, and how were they wielded?

[@adamvalencia1413]

​@@freddyfootstomps6557 she gave executive orders directly to the border patrol they legally have to follow.

[@Macjohn18]

Christina is an inspiration for so many Americans watching! She proves that you can be dumb as a rock and still be successful. 🙏🏽

[@ThnkDfrnt]

Christine saying Michelle obama is/was attractive is bonkers

[@speedkings24-7]

Christina saying Michelle Obama is attractive, is the funniest thing she’s ever said ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jameshedden2260]

"That's somebody" was so funny for some reason😂😂😂

[@Cannabian]

Tom looks like a terrible painting of a greek god.

[@Amouroso]

Damn the eps are finally covering stuff that happened recently and not 4 week old news

[@WKRP187]

Are you f .n kidding me?? Kristina has had her funbags cutoff and went thru chemo and Tom's been thru the horror of Invisalign. Be thankful

[@xitaris5981]

Barron is 6'9", not 6'6"

[@Xxplod3]

The lips on that picture is sooo accurate.😂

[@adamshaw3542]

Christina looks like she's being held hostage on every ad read lol 😂

[@elbaso12345]

4:46 looks like ari

[@michaelhanisch2840]

I don't think tom understands if we drill our own oil our gas prices go down..

[@Juanmdlg1013]

I don’t think you understand oil is a global commodity.

[@chilloutdude3617]

@@Juanmdlg1013 Did it go down last time he was in office?

[@IM808HI]

Yea guys stick to comedy politics is not your thing. Two rich people telling the poors nothings going to change and make a difference yet they moved from California to Texas for a better life.

[@ThePulse2x]

Somebody should have told that to Trump but yet he's the president 🤷

[@IM808HI]

@@ThePulse2x what are you talking about trump is the only person fighting for the people.

[@ThePulse2x]

@@IM808HI 😏oh now I get it. You're being sarcastic

[@raphk9599]

The people have spoken.

[@IM808HI]

@@ThePulse2xnope. I’d rather have a businessman than a career politician who has destroyed the area where they were AG.

[@delanara2323]

Tom actually looks hispanic without a beard, like a vampire mexican lmao lol

[@mrjones4680]

Tom looks like all he has to wear is turtleneck sweaters

[@BIGGELATO]

I don't get why people are bummed that Trump won

[@muginoky5532]

Because he is a clown. I would have been happy with any other Republican but this guy is a real clown

[@AnonymousNoNayme]

They are afflicted with the mind-virus. Authoritarian collectivist fools. Sheep that pretend to champion free speech and personal rights and freedoms but actually dgaf cuz they are so rich they can do what they want and never have to worry about actual equality of opportunity or feeding their family/paying their bills. Basically they are entitled narcissistic sanctimonious scum with no self awareness or personal responsibility. These champagne socialists are big mad because egalitarian individualism and free market capitalism won not realizing it's the very reasons they were able to become what they are and acquire all they have smh. They would be nobodies working in a factory or standing in a bread line right now otherwise lol. I can't believe these two were a couple of my favourite comedians back in the day and now i gotta boycott them like so many other garbage-people on the wrong side of history. I really thought they were smarter than that. Shameful.

[@killerskittles]

These people are low-information on politics, but high-information on low-information.

[@gahty57]

You are a Musk, Crowder, Tucker fanboy, how can you write something like this unironically?

[@jameswatkins656]

I was looking for this comment lol. Tom needs to stop acting like he knows what he's talking about and stick to comedy. So many people just say words they've heard from the news and friends not knowing they sound like complete morons 😂

[@regal105]

@jameswatkins656 can you imagine being a fan of the richest, and one of the most successful men In The world when there’s real winners like Tim walz out there…. Get a life dude

[@ipaded962]

Are you excited for the new gas prices r word?

[@adamvalencia1413]

Tom and Christina knowing less about politics in 2024 than Andrew Schultz is depressing

[@Xxballin17xX]

Tom looks like hes about to part the sea! 😂🙌

[@BurntBurrito111]

4:36 i mean new merch call it Timothy Segura 😂

[@mrhuds100]

Im not sure if Tom is trolling but what he said about the President not having anything to do with oil prices is probably the most ignorant thing iv ever heard him say haha Do you think imposing billions of dollars in taxes on crude oil and closing down oil pipelines might have a connection to oil prices? Haha Do you think banning Russian oil imports effects oil prices? Do you think wars effects oil prices? Jesus Tom. Haha

[@ThePulse2x]

Do you know gas prices has been low For almost a year now, are we giving Biden that credit then?

[@Samdavis569]

John Segura ❤ It’s different its nice

[@mothersmucker918]

6:03 Turn your glorious masterpiece of Tom into postcards. And make them cheap so everyone will order them. The post offices will be filled with Tom's face 😂 looking like a postmortem Anorexia's toe 🤣

[@matgrades]

😂 perfect

[@ptyoder]

Not salty at all.

[@samgibbs8659]

The piss pocket had me gagging on the way to work🤣

[@BIGGELATO]

8:45 that intro was as dead as Tom's beard

[@elijahhardy2143]

Awww I knew they read comments 😂😂😂😂