"I'm on my way to the Arctic" "I'm still in the Arctic" "I'm back from the Arctic" "I'm with Norm!" "I'm sick"
@GunSpyEnthusiast4 күн бұрын
" last time I was with norm he taught me how to strangle someone. "
@thepizzaman80646 күн бұрын
I was literally on the top of a mountain when someone asked
@BurntMemoriesAlt4 күн бұрын
Tuesdays, am I right?
@Goetia_0014 күн бұрын
i once in hs biked to Colorado during the summer (over a state away from me) in less than 24 hrs without telling any of my friends (my parents knew i wasn't suicidal ) and one of my friends asked me to hop on so i sent him my GPS
@theultimateamazingsleepyko66874 күн бұрын
💀
@Zephyr7133 күн бұрын
Same
@SeverinHawkland78553 күн бұрын
It's amazing when someone asks where you are or if you're available, and you're actually on the top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere.
@WagstaffDontStarve6 күн бұрын
"oh no, i am a missile" is such a classic excuse
@CriticalEnjoyer2 күн бұрын
I've been known to use that one on occasion.
@qwerty1002Күн бұрын
Someone tried to vc me while I was taking a tour inside the silo of the Titan II Missile Museum, so it’s legit happened at least once.
@reiyua4 күн бұрын
0:43 average chicken activity
@It_Is_Rival3 күн бұрын
But why tho
@The_Pikaboi3 күн бұрын
To get too the other side
@It_Is_Rival3 күн бұрын
@@The_Pikaboi what's so important there?
@thenatron61363 күн бұрын
@@It_Is_Rival The other side
@sergiop-ip7ej3 күн бұрын
The dark side@@thenatron6136
@Just_GentКүн бұрын
I love how all of them are wacky but then you just have “I am putting myself at risk of being sued” and “I am not doing enough with my life” back to back
@BrokeInfinity330913 сағат бұрын
Two actually realistic ones.
@midnightexpress36046 күн бұрын
The 'I'm not doing enough with my life' hit me in the chest.
@fcantil2 күн бұрын
funny how tom says that despite making such a massive impact on KZbin as a whole
@decal246 ай бұрын
And when I’m offline they have all the time in the world
@Dcyaboi336 күн бұрын
I'm in your walls.
@SimonClarkstone5 күн бұрын
I recognise that reference.
@tirushone64463 күн бұрын
*completely black video* *the sound of breathing close by* *whispering* "I am in your walls."
@BepisipebКүн бұрын
"He's in the walls... He's in the goddamn walls!!!" **Fires machine gun in all directions**
@henereye6 күн бұрын
I like how the Slough bit implies that you're the mother of someone in the discord
@aeghohloechu50225 күн бұрын
discord mommy
@AussieAlex5 күн бұрын
0:22 the one friend that makes excuses instead of saying he doesn't want to
@Mordecrox2 күн бұрын
Can confirm, once had a guild raid completely halt because a guild mate was in Beirut as it exploded.
@TheRoyalCheez11 күн бұрын
im still in the arctic
@SuperGilfer17 күн бұрын
I'm on my way back from the Arctic
@tpd1864blake6 күн бұрын
I am in the arctic
@HalfBreadOrder6 күн бұрын
I am going to the artic
@respys_meh3 күн бұрын
I AM the artic
@half-deteriorated-brain3 күн бұрын
@@respys_meh WE are the arctic
@PartyPerson40000Күн бұрын
Midway through this I wouldn't be surprised if he said "I am in the Earth's core"
@minerharry4 күн бұрын
Friend was actively skiing down a mountain and picked up to talk about a bio exam. Get real ones like that
@rainbow_vaderКүн бұрын
Ur friend sounds awesome lmao
@trackernivrig22 сағат бұрын
My friend was hiking on a mountain and took the time to play a round of Starcraft Brood War by tethering his phone. He lagged out of the game and the call but it was hilarious
@potato3.7325 күн бұрын
0:28 Funnily enough, OFSTED (an organisation to manage British schools) called into my mum’s nursery, 15 years late, when we were on top of The Rock of Gibraltar.
@spoopytime9928Күн бұрын
POV: The server is international, nobody shares the same timezone, and at least 3 people live in a country where Discord is banned so they resort to VPN and DNS
@Nowheres_Channel4 күн бұрын
Sorry bro I'm at soup.
@MrSirWivd3 күн бұрын
what do you mean youre "at soup"?
@Nowheres_Channel3 күн бұрын
@@MrSirWivd I mean I'm at the soup store.
@MrSirWivd3 күн бұрын
@@Nowheres_Channel why are you at the soup store!?
@TheMagicDragon-mm5dr2 күн бұрын
0:57 Might be the most wild one to hear out of all of these.
@EclipseDoesArt2 күн бұрын
Me: trying desperately to schedule PowerPoint Night My friends:
@prosecutorwalton22 сағат бұрын
"I'm with Norm!" "Oh, good! I was gonna invite him, too!"
@doublyy2 күн бұрын
sometimes my friends have called me when travelling and it lowkey feels like this
@TangerinoXD3 күн бұрын
"Im in gibraltar" just makes sense in my friendgroup considering one of us lives in gibraltar
@valenzuela-2007Күн бұрын
“Im in top of a hill” is so underrated
@mmssel35592 күн бұрын
I have this one friend who due to timezones is 7 hours behind And every single day i go to sleep and when i'm setting an alarm for the morning i see him message me "vc?"
@braxtongaming54 сағат бұрын
0:41 I went to the computer history museum not too long ago coincidentally.
@Resetium4 күн бұрын
Oh no! I am a missile!
@octubre_lilaka2 күн бұрын
0:16 Also known as a cat-powered glider
@plumbirb8444Күн бұрын
love that video
@Feasco22 сағат бұрын
that last one is him pure flexing
@Präkkle5 күн бұрын
I am about to cross a road!!!😀😀😀😀
@radio_marco3 күн бұрын
"I'm currently on a train" works every time.
@LukeThougamingsir2022Күн бұрын
I am in Fugging, Austria
@ThatChromebookPlayer2 күн бұрын
I don't know why, but when he said "I'm in Gibraltar", I absolutely died,.
@romansgalaxy9093Күн бұрын
I stubbed my toe on my shelf in my bedroom.
@olivers.78214 күн бұрын
Damn, this is new mashup I haven't seen before.
@SuprSBG4 күн бұрын
0:50 I’ve been in that exact chair multiple times- can confirm is fun
@gunseekers3 күн бұрын
You forgot "I am back in the UK and I have a cold"
@LarryDeskPlant3 күн бұрын
As a Welsh person, that mispronunciation of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch was cringy but at least he tried and at least he's sorry.
@einstein951Күн бұрын
I too am sorry you're Welsh
@Juburin4 күн бұрын
I miss his videos
@FiseCraft2 күн бұрын
I am at my fucking limit
@illuminoeye_gamingКүн бұрын
I was in Bhutan one time.
@dragonsmissyou3122Күн бұрын
BRISTOL MENTIONED!!!
@Squirdspingle15 сағат бұрын
Bubble football is so much fun tho
@emirerlandfahrezi2 күн бұрын
I'm in danger!
@ChessieSystem1973Күн бұрын
I was at the Uptown Mall in Brisbane, Australia when I was asked
@NewCoke72 күн бұрын
I was in Germany when bro asked me to hop on
@robinhasaconlang2 күн бұрын
I've been to Jelling! No doubt I could have been playing Overwatch instead or something. It was fun, though.
@lavavex7 сағат бұрын
But I’m actually in Weldon Springs…
@Zephyr7133 күн бұрын
I remember earlier this summer my friend was spam pinging me on discord telling me to hop on a game so I sent him a picture of the mountain range I was backpacking on and the distinct lack of gaming devices available
@djsnackcakes27954 күн бұрын
I've heard 0:54 before in a few group chats
@millo7295Күн бұрын
"hey is anyone free" No, I'm 20 bucks, followed by 10 for every hour
@okuyasuniijimura13 сағат бұрын
Wheres the one where he says he's NOT in a bunker or something
@bosself84Күн бұрын
Literally me whenever my friends ask me to go to their houses.