Tom Scott introducing places but I made them all up

A compilation of clips from hypothetical Tom Scott videos
Thanks to Andrew for filming, and everyone else who followed us around as I publicly embarrassed myself

[@pufflesrock09]

I'd like to point out that I really like Tom and his videos, this is all in good fun - thanks for checking out my stupid video :)

[@readiboardii3873]

Yes

[@erickemiliogazconarevalo3989]

I like the fact You posted this comment 7 days after the video release and not 7 days before.

[@laurenvandergriendt8042]

damn Trent this blew up

[@SixOThree]

Nice harmless fun. Everyone loves Tom. The world is a better place with Tom.

[@deleted-something]

Lol

[@williamknight2433]

"I'm here in your walls" that killed me 😭😭😂😂

[@sneedmando186]

💀

[@adamhaj3890]

Comedic gold 😂

[@tjenadonn6158]

"I am 100 meters from your current location, and every second you're not running, I'm just. getting. closer."

[@brendanthebomber.]

Just like if he was in your walls

[@EvonixTheGreatest]

I like the muffled quality

[@icicleditor]

the city that sleeps sounds like a genuine Tom Scott video where a city, like, has some strange law or something. I'd 100% watch it

[@pufflesrock09]

That line was inspired by a recent controversial bill that would force certain businesses to close by 11:30pm (pizza places in a university town)- but if you’re interested in quiet cities, Not Just Bikes has a neat video where he travels to Delft which has noise regulations and records ambient audio

[@NovemberOrWhatever]

@@pufflesrock09 Wow, you're providing relevant context and an interesting explanation. You really are in-character.

[@LemonGrinder]

It reminds me of the delightful video where Matt and Tom break as many London laws as possible! One of them was shaking a rug after 8pm

[@HerbaMachina]

@@pufflesrock09 yay Halifax where our politicians and city planning is depressing and our rent is far outside what minimum wage affords lol.

[@testname4464]

@@HerbaMachina your healthcare is free so, automatically you're living far better than 400 million people. Not much room to complain tbh

[@robert_raimondii]

he didn't even bother to remove the label on the wig, this is comedy gold

[@SchvennMeister]

Cuz he wanted to be able to return it to get his money back.

[@labrador7373]

@@SchvennMeister and get one filled with white hair

[@AwesomePowerCat]

I love how happy the guy behind him gets when he says "I'm here at five guys" 0:49

[@dazednconfused31337]

Reminded me of when a stranger walking past said "Hello!"... I replied back instinctively but they were using a Bluetooth headset 💀

[@AwesomePowerCat]

​@@dazednconfused31337 I had something similar happen when I was in online school. I had to go to a "testing location" to take the standardized test. After the tests were done, it was me and one other student waiting for our parents. All of the sudden I heard a very friendly "Hello!" I turned around all happy and said "Hi," but then realized he just called his Mom and now he's looking at me like I was crazy lmao.

[@enzoqueijao]

He's Five Guy

[@oceanusprocellarum6853]

He's just so polite and pleasant

[@JamesTheCelestial]

That's a local Scott the Woz clone greeting a fellow Scott

[@PokeNebula]

now we need a game where we have to guess whether a tom scott quote is genuine, parody, or ai-generated

[@dakat5131]

Nile Green style Tom Scott video

[@seventeen777]

@@dakat5131 that would be amazing

[@ograndebill8752]

"Gay pirate assassins"

[@randoiguess]

“I am here, at the so-called ‘shattered city’ of Glenswick in New Zealand.”

[@madensmith7014]

@@ograndebill8752 That quote is whack

[@RampantLeaf]

You really knocked it out of the park with this one, Maud Lewis

[@big_sea]

yes

[@alex.g7317]

who?

[@YSleepish]

Tom scott*

[@Spore9996]

@@alex.g7317 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maud_Lewis

[@alex.g7317]

@@Spore9996 ah! I see now

[@BioHzrd0010]

"I'm at sand." "What do you mean you're 'at sand'?" "I mean I'm at sand!" "What store are you in?!" "I'M AT THE SAND STORE!" *"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SAND STORE?!?!"* *_"FUCK YOU!"_*

[@jeyphr]

Had me in the first half ngl.

[@Spore9996]

@Caleb OKAY Makes me sad that more people know of it from the various re-makings rather than the original.

[@PIVfirestarkproducon]

one of my favorite memes of all time, glad every time i see it

[@Sreeto]

​@@Spore9996Indeed code ment is gold

[@confuseatronica]

that skit has ruined my mind forever i can't not hear it

[@lordsiomai]

I'm so glad that Tom Scott has now reached the point of relevance where people can cosplay him now

[@HagenvonEitzen]

See you at Tomcon!

[@newtybot]

The fact that they’re all almost actual things Tom would say and not just you saying “I’m on mars” or “I’m in the woman’s bathroom” is probably what makes this video so good

[@torimato]

Tom saying I'm in the woman's bathroom does sound funny though

[@inazonitobe737]

I like that you went to list two completely unlikely things presumably of equal scale and jumped from Mars to a woman's bathroom. Not even a women's bathroom, the woman's. Who knows which woman.

[@gayatriunni549]

⁠@@inazonitobe737it’s mine, i’m the woman. he went into my walls after he broke into my house and used the bathroom

[@OrangeC7]

Actually, I could think of some reasonable video topics that would lead him to open with either of those

[@Hamza2_7272]

@@inazonitobe737 **all of them**

[@g_hoenig]

The coughing at the end may have been caused by Tom's unfortunate transformation into Maud Lewis, a woman who had severe lung problems due to inhaling paint and wood smoke all the time.

[@zucc4764]

or it could be the vape mishap which was so bad he teleported to a parallel dimension

[@alsmoviebarn]

@@zucc4764 Either that or the trip to Asbestos Land

[@chroniclesofnowhere1269]

Tom Scott Minus is sublime...I can't wait for the episode where you get over your fear of harmonicas.

[@assailant8722]

“Some cities never sleep, but this one has an 11:30 PM bed time. I’m risking my life.” This one absolutely sent me, I was cackling

[@haveawonderfulday661]

"this one has an 11:30pm bedtime. I am risking my life" made me laugh a little xD

[@HerrBjork]

I'm glad I saw this before it goes viral, as it very much deserves to

[@blinded6502]

I'm not glad it didn't go viral after 5 days

[@15minutegaming32]

@@blinded6502 it just got viral!

[@brendanthebomber.]

Same

[@hvze9848]

If you’re Nova Scotian this automatically becomes 10x funnier

[@Spore9996]

ABSOLUTELY LOL

[@felixcroc]

It does lol

[@kylefox65]

I didn’t realize he said the CBT statue the first time through it sounded so natural 😂

[@BigOlSmellyFlashlight]

YEAH

[@kaylons]

I heard it as CBD statue (as in CBD oil)

[@aDifferentJT]

I could tell it wasn’t Tom because he was inadequately excited about the ducks.

[@ScottCramer]

Pizza Corner is an iconic place here in North Dakota, I hope Tom actually makes it out here sometime 😅

[@pufflesrock09]

The North Dakota and Halifax Pizza Corners should start a sister city program- didn’t think there was more than one lol

[@Goigigandfriends]

🤣 I love it so much “I’m risking my life”

[@OlaftheGreat]

"I'm at sand" It's 1:00 AM and I can barely stifle my inner giggling 5 year old

[@HagenvonEitzen]

"Most people don't know that it was this village, back then in fact hardly a hamlet, that by intricate historical circumstance made a substance today known around the world by its very name: Sand"

[@monsoonmast]

I love how Tom Scott jokes are never mean

[@pjtren1588]

Scott Tom needs more caged enthusiasm like a seven year old who knows it is passed their bedtime, but is playing it cool so no one cottons on.

[@BirdieRumia]

0:50 "I'm here with a young Hank Green."

[@gallagherthewolf5845]

i love how i can recognise some of these places

[@enzipenzo]

i love the execution and idea! Super inspiring for what you can do with an idea and a day

[@grimliftz]

As a huge fan of Tom Scott this video was actually epic. Super funny and I hope Tom himself comes across it and gets a good laugh. Not only were the intros, filming setup and lines spot on but it was beyond funny. As another user pointed out the “I’m in your walls” had me absolutely rolling 🤣

[@trappedinreality6726]

for a sec before i read the title i thought this was an actual tom scott video

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

0:36 “I’m at soup.” “What do you mean you’re at soup?” “I mean I’m at soup!”

[@Drizzyxstrangerthings]

I don’t get it

[@random_person_i_guess]

@@Drizzyxstrangerthings kzbin.info/www/bejne/nH_GiqeZi9Ngbs0si=mFh2dtPSMI4OCR-7 context 👍

[@kerenk]

the clickbait thumbnail really ties it all together haha

[@HerbaMachina]

The statue is just as great in person, and is totally, uh, bone marrow, yeah... that's what it is, absolutely.

[@Tony-pm5xo]

Tom tried to have an AI generate video ideas once. This perfectly represent what the AI had in mind.

[@nari_soma]

It's wild to see such a big video cover such a silly city such as Halifax! I go to Dal and that statue haunts me.😢

[@HomieSeal]

Damn, I never expected Tom Scott to buy into the memes! Great video as always Tom

[@fmachine86]

“I’m at sand” had me dying fr

[@blackjacktrial]

I thought we were about to get a bunch of "I'm at soup".

[@KaiserCeaser]

0:44 it was really trippy to see the waterfront as I was just there a few hours ago

[@Kosmo_Z]

The fact that you subtitled this video.. just like tom. beautiful

[@theprimal2781]

Bro I love the cognitive behavioural therapy statue at Dal, what a masterpiece

[@pxrmoto]

Had to rewatch the wall segment again… it was too funny. I feel like I need a episode on walls now

[@mattyboy2386]

The funniest thing to me was that I blindly clicked on this video originally thinking it was an actual tom scott video. This just proves that this was a convincing Tom scott impression.

[@atmazee]

found a really cool crystal one time and tom scott walked up to me and just started making a video about it. tried to give it to him but he refused. he ended up titling his video 'this crystal is cursed'. haven't watched it yet.

[@boodle399]

unironically didn't know about pizza corner in Halifax and learned a neato new fact today. so in a way you did the job of Tom Scott

[@alee_enn]

The tag still on the wig is the funniest bit for me.

[@WestonNey]

The CBT statue is truly inspirational.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

IM AT SAND absolutely killed me

[@m_tth_w9647]

The thumbnail was so good, I didnt even know it was fake till i watched it

[@derkdottv]

"I'm here in your walls" needs to be a real Tom Scott video

[@leeuwengames315]

the tag still on the wig killed me

[@chrishawkins6068]

Tom Scott in my walls will now haunt my sleep for at least a year

[@spookwave4966]

I honestly for a second thought this was a new tom Scott video and clicked instantly only then to realize it’s a parody video

[@Gamer23car]

Thanks Som Tcott for another video of all time.

[@duncanchestnut5583]

"This is a big hill" really got me

[@Psyched_Crow]

Yep, I lost it at “This is a big hill.” Well played.

[@aleckeefe884]

“THIS IS A BIG HILL” this video is amazing, well done

[@NitramiuZ]

Wait you're telling me this video was published 4 hours ago? The algorithm is working FAST I'm here, in your walls

[@ijustgotsoemoifellapart]

1:02 seems like something he would definetly do

[@kittypost3929]

The deadpan of “I’m at sand” sends me

[@StuffandThings_]

This has 2010 KZbin energy and I love it

[@Iscracker]

"This is a big hill" might somehow be the funniest 2 seconds on KZbin

[@francetony6657]

He didn’t even try to take the price tag out off the wig.

[@StuffandThings_]

Before we know it, random places will begin to come to Tom Scott

[@xmlthegreat]

1:21 should've said "My hair is starting to Matt Gray"!

[@HJSDGCE]

I like how Tom Scott is so popular now that people are literally cosplaying as the average Englishman.

[@shaider1982]

Matt Colbo now has a rival in imitating Tom Scott.

[@p0stscripter249]

An industry dominated by Atlantic Canadians, evidently!

[@aloofol]

I genuinely clicked on this without reading the title and thought it was a legit Tom Scott video with that thumbnail

[@kilroy987]

I'm Tom Scott, and I am once again, walking in urine soaked shoes.

[@epimorphism]

"These are ducks" is tom scott deep lore

[@GumSkyloard]

"They're shaking their arses at us!"

[@someguy2347]

I love how he rocks the wig label till the end

[@TheKz262]

"I am risking my life" I felt that

[@ultimatequeenofdeath666]

i wanna watch that one about cognitive behavioral therapy, that statue looks really cool

[@ivorymagnus7347]

"The Halifax waterfront is the front of the water in Halifax. That is where I am"

[@ryangreene50]

I like how your real accent came out in that five guys bit lol

[@cloverlovania]

missed opportunity to go "I'm here, buying clothes - at the soup store."

[@muenstercheese]

this is amazing! especially the ducks that he and matt did NOT steal

[@CyberKirby]

"I'm at sand" 10000% killed me. Just the earnestness of it.

[@Sabagegah]

These are places I’ve been and this video sent me to the bruh zone. I have no idea what the CBT statue is supposed to be.

[@pufflesrock09]

Its actual name is Marine Venus, erected in 1969, and our best guess is it has to do with the birth of Aphrodite/Venus but even the very little info that’s out there only seems concerned with its shape lol

[@pufflesrock09]

Either way it’s absolutely hilarious that this is the only statue on the entire campus and it’s been proudly front and center for over 50 years now

[@Civil123]

This is a blessing unto humanity.

[@meme__supreme3373]

love that the tag was left on the wig

[@mr_casualuser]

this feels like a surreal fever dream yet it feels like the kind of vibes tom scott's vids give off

[@mfaizsyahmi]

Two Tom Scott things not in this video: - It's very cold out with the ducks - *ONE TAKE!*

[@pierregrubb7323]

"I am risking my life" hell yeah tom he does it for the content, for us

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

The TomScottverse will rival the Charlieverse.

[@lukeburns8834]

I'm just watching without audio cause I'm in class and I can already hear the entire video

[@Stgpop]

omg I need to do this on the other coast then we can have a Tom Scott Universe lmao

[@magiciansapprentice9230]

"I am in a room with an exact duplicate of myself."

[@adammaclabhrainn]

"Most cities never sleep, but this one has an 11:30pm bedtime"

[@MrDannyloco]

I wont be able to unsee this

[@AngusMurray]

This is there, you are here, we all are, but because I've brought you here, so we can all appreciate This

[@alexthepersonwhoisexistent]

“I’m at sand” -Som Tcott, 2022

[@volumizer1578]

This makes me wanna visit Halifax

[@Ph0ton]

This deserves so many more views. Can’t believe it only has 2.5K

[@deleted-something]

This video is pure gold

[@vickylikesthis]

Thank you KZbin algorithm for taking me to this wonderful video

[@AnthonyRochester]

This video appeared directly above a Tom Scott video in my feed

[@martiddy]

This is gold! I hope Tom Scott see this video haha

[@toesnotfoes]

what is my recommended, im a big fan of tom scott so I just clicked this video and bam it showed my city lmao

[@arenomusic]

Guys help he's actually in my walls how do we get him out he's starting to get hungry

[@Xiellion]

"the CBT statue at Dal" i fucking died

[@victormashevsky1099]

How does this only have 8.5k views, it's so good

[@eonnagima2633]

I wish one had simply been "I'm at soup"

[@kriegenjoyer6913]

I love this, i subbed