Tom Segura Describes He And Bert Kreischer's Friendship & What Pisses Him Off The Most About Bert

It's no secret and Tom and Bert Kreischer are best of friends. In this clip from episode 233, Tom dives deeper into that friendship. He gets into who has the better work ethic and has a perfect Bert impression. He also give his 3 pet peeves that he has of Bert, which you won't want to miss.
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[@divincimedia]

Love how tom's impression of Bert and his eldest son are exactly the same

[@chicagonorthsider]

That's because Bert IS his eldest son 😅.

[@YaMumWasHere]

He has no range, or comedy. Only a good podcast.

[@filthmiester]

@@YaMumWasHerebad take

[@NotProFishing]

​@@YaMumWasHeredid RPC get a KZbin handle because that comment was cap

[@bigstevie1690]

Bart is higher pitched, his Ellis voice is deeper

[@NickPR87]

The fact Tommy has to put up with Bert AND Charo confirms that he's a gentleman and a scholar!

[@daveSoupy]

Thing is he can say no to Bert sooner than he can to Charo

[@yannikakapralli]

And Christine...

[@Diesel257]

I don't think you know what that means...

[@baddidoddy]

A gentleman? Um, no. He a jeans wearing gutter-pig.

[@eddielopez9500]

How could you forget the worst one of all christine

[@jimmymiddleton1307]

Will vouch for Bert. I was lucky enough to meet him after his show in Adelaide this year, where he was doing shoeys with the LIv golfers, and he was a fucking top bloke. Was happy to get photos with all the fans that hung around back stage waiting for him, talked to us for a good half hour, and was very engaging. Didn't rush off, ZERO arrogance, just a great bloke. I feel lucky to have met him.✌🏼🇦🇺

[@Essobee]

I love how Tom's pet peeves always includes just how lovable he finds Bert

[@non1503]

Oh course they would annoy him. The reasons why he is still tied to this anchor.

[@WhoCares02459]

Bert can be funny. Tom IS funny

[@mikec4487]

Tom can be funny, bert isnt funny

[@inkonpaperhero]

I would argue that Bert just is what he is. He's a force of nature. Bert is what Bukowski meant when he said "don't try." He's driven by an internal motor, so even when he's working hard as shit it's effortless for him. He's one of the greatest characters of our culture, imo.

[@twraoylnledyou8511]

​@@mikec4487but I laugh so he must be

[@twraoylnledyou8511]

Bert can be funny, but is fun for sure. Tom is funny, and can be fun

[@WheelchairWolverine]

They’re both hilarious and talented in different ways. Some days Tom makes me wheeze from laughing some days and other days Bert makes me cry from laughing. But if I had to pick one to spend a day with it would be Bert 10/10!!

[@dalelane1948]

long way of saying "he's a fat alcoholic and he's probably gunna die"

[@swidyditcha6612]

I love the Tom & Bert friendship....we should all hope for as much in our own lives.

[@mauldothelastcrafter8194]

Yeah, we should all hope to become best friends and enablers with an alcoholic man-child

[@HomeboyTV_]

@@mauldothelastcrafter8194I would kill for an alcoholic man child multi millionaire friend who makes everything fun.

[@MassiveScore]

Bert is so far down the alcoholic hole and no one is digging him out

[@nooneyouknow699]

Toms Bert Voice and his voice for his kid is the same voice lmfao

[@haydenkempton8900]

Bert isn't funny. I said it.

[@benflyt9827]

False. You sir; perhaps has a bad sense of humour ?

[@idontreadreplies1804]

We agree. There’s a reason Bert fans also watch Schaub in their free time. Their humor’s about as good as the current SNL cast.

[@nara808]

He’s made me laugh out loud more than most comedian’s. 😂

[@Kaminoextragalactic]

He’s funny but unbearable. Cannot watch him anymore, he’s such a disaster. And what’s that noise screetch he does is that a medical condition ? Maybe it’s fixable he should see about that

[@bountyhuntermk2520]

Both are shite

[@FreddieJ65]

I was scrolling past and thought or maybe assumed it said Bert Crystler's friendship and conservertership, and thought good for Brett's family. 😂

[@mon0theist_tv]

Bert seems so obnoxious but all of his friends love him so 🤷‍♂

[@theotherLewbowski]

When they finally do get round to the intervention u know Berts gonna film it

[@jaychi9884]

His friendship with Bert is odd. Bert comes across as a lying drunk who always has a story to one up your story.

[@arg-image9502]

I love their friendship dynamic.

[@dangerousdylan6262]

Classic old school americana dads lol his dad and berts dad were absolutely loaded 😂😂😂 Berts dad was a lawyer that had his own personal helicopter 😂😂😂

[@windycityjohn400]

Well...hard work is how his Dad GOT the helicopter.

[@dangerousdylan6262]

@@windycityjohn400 that and honesty... those are 2 typical traits found in a lawyer

[@user-ws8uw2jy2w]

You can be loaded and still be old school and have a good work ethic, you understand that do you?

[@santiagosolanonavarro7055]

Burt is the most not funny comedian on the world.

[@DJTMoney23]

You never heard of Brendan Schaub? Amy Schumer? Bert is mediocre AF, hes not even close to the bottom lol

[@andmillions]

Better than Dane Cook

[@santiagosolanonavarro7055]

@@andmillions mmmm bert and brendan at the same level

[@skizz0tty]

If you don't enjoy Bort Krehnschur, you're missing out on life!

[@jimorjames]

Thank you Taylor for interpreting Will for us.

[@wmickinley]

Can a grown man not use the word “like” every fifth word?! Jesus, you talk for a living. I swear I was hearing a teenage girl.

[@84jdgregory]

"Tom is Fat" easter egg in The Machine film. I think me and one other dude in a theater of about 200 people was great. I love these two dudes. They're hilarious in a friend way.

[@16047827]

Where is Bort Kraisjahr when we needs him. ..

[@TacticalReaper56]

When you have a a good friend. And I mean understands you, good. Youre gonna hate aspects of them because you KNOW they could be better. But thats not our choice to force on our friends but offer it as perspective.

[@sam_I_may_be]

I understand this though. I think a lot of introverts are attracted to specific party people because they legitimately entertain them

[@TacticalReaper56]

Exactly, why would you get rid of passive entertainment. If he's good company that's just a plus.

[@ineedbbq]

WOW! So Much Hate for two dudes that make people laugh.

[@benjaminrush9706]

I don't think anyone hates Tom or the boys

[@Jordan91392]

I feel like watching Bert is sort of like watching a train wreck. I know I shouldn’t be enjoying this but I can’t seem to take my eyes away from it.

[@fullparole]

Tom is on the mark about Bert. Guy pushes enough wind out of his mouth when asked a question to send a sailboat across the pacific. He loves himself.

[@88laserbeam]

1. Ghosting tom. 2. Wont consider anyone else's emotions.

[@cdwwg]

The guy's an alcoholic that revels over frat parties with younger men and always has to be the center of attention. Meanwhile he cracks jokes way too often about his wife being a stiff, his daughters joke about his alcoholism but definitely want him to be a father instead, they joke about his weight but somehow it doesn't inspire him to lose it whereas being on juice does, list goes on. It's not hard to see where the issues are. If I were a millionaire, I'd be with my kids 24/7, not fuckin' making origin story movies about myself over fabricated shite at 50 years old like I'm trying to create a permanent legacy. His legacy should be his beautiful and wonderful kids.

[@nickleeds5137]

I think Bert is craving the high he had from college. Where he was a college kid, in a fraternity, and rolling stone magazine made an article about him, there was a movie about how much he partied. He’s craving a high, he will never get again. Once you have a peak, a pinnacle moment, one that is so momentous it’s almost unprovable it will ever happen again. He wants THAT.

[@simoncarlsson4840]

My father just hade a stroke cause he stress to much and WORK WAY to hard, he have never stopped for years and now i had to pay the price, we have told him so many time but he is just like BERT can't say no even though he knew he work WAY to much.

[@fabianortiz4507]

Dude he should stop making up excuses for Bert's shitty behavior

[@TheAndrewLowson]

That coffee drinking sound almost made me uninstall KZbin it was that gross. Easily edited out :(

[@dubioushumor9243]

Hats off to Tom, those shoulders must hurt from carrying Burnt.

[@marksmith8210]

Actually, it's his arm and knee...lol

[@Captain_porkchop90]

It feels like tom needed this cos hes carrying so much bert on his shoulders he just needs to unload it sometimes

[@dubbydub9245]

"Weird choice for a best friend." - Anthony Jeselnik

[@virginianative847]

Bert went from funny to not funny and annoying

[@johnnoe2507]

Why do people think Bert is funny?

[@masterofallgoons]

Terrific grammar on the title guys.

[@Kaminoextragalactic]

The comedy with Bret and Tom is that Tom just makes fun of Burt. But I can’t watch Brat anymore.

[@GatherYeRosebudsWhileYeMay]

Lol I remember when I had my first beer

[@samuellopez-je9nw]

Bert the living Party Worm.

[@keithpeterson3805]

Slurms McKenzie

[@elcucuyferguson8405]

Doin oslo twice but not sweden once...

[@brodywinrow9222]

I like Bert but guy looks like death

[@jasonszeto7790]

Great frigging pod

[@dzk]

Tom just did a whole fucking mind bending tour and we are talking about Bert? These interviewers have no idea.

[@proxy8918]

I don't know how he can stand Bert. Just listening to people describing Bert's antics annoys me...

[@Bekz00]

Bort and Tim both had a privileged upbringing, they are good entertainers but bottom of the barrel when it comes to being comedians. Tams last special is so boring and Barf is milking the drunk party boy schtick

[@derekjackson1039]

Never cared for Bert’s comedy but he’s a FUN guy. I think that’s what people like about him. Well also excessive

[@BrainHealth-md8wx]

I agree, Bert is not funny. I don’t get why people watch him. Seems like a nice guy, but not funny.

[@quiggs111]

Bert peaked with the lucy snorebush... insufferable now.

[@davewood406]

Carrying Burt has been a great weight loss plan for Tom.

[@Rrrafael.00]

Why are these two guys volume so much higher than toms? Isn't anyone listening/engineering?

[@ElizaK1021]

They are a modern day Abbott and Costello. Tom is the “straight man” it’s the perfect classic recipe.

[@jotac87278]

You can't burn the candle at both ends long. It always catches up to you.

[@mztweety1374]

Bless their hearts, this won’t end well. I said what I said.

[@Unholymackrl]

Work balance is important

[@FirstNameJ0hn]

His Bert impression is so funny.

[@badpoop8308]

Is red hat dumb?

[@rileyandersen7346]

4:47

[@spencerstracke92]

Bert is a bad standup

[@bronco1199]

The most boring topic in the world. Tom and Bert's relationship. C-mon man.

[@YaMumWasHere]

MARK NORMAND IS GOATED, BERT IS JUST BLOATED..

[@mindful6095]

Tom for Prez and Bert for VP!

[@zacktaylor9242]

It’s sad when Burt has a massive heart attack

[@drewmania6034]

Tom Segura is not miserable.

[@dangerousdylan6262]

And never has been lol he grew up rich 😂 his dad was loaded just like Bert's 😂

[@Fertho]

@@dangerousdylan6262 You equating happiness with monetary status is ridiculous.

[@TheGreatMatty]

@@FerthoAhhh another person who grew up with money who doesn’t realize the stressors that are eliminated once you make some money. Making it 100x easier to be happy.

[@Fertho]

​@@TheGreatMatty I've never had money and I still don't. I've lived off financial aid my entire life and there's been days with no food sometimes. Yeah, money can eliminate certain stressors but it can also introduce some. Either way money does not make someone happy although it can increase the odds of it.

[@havenpowell153]

@@dangerousdylan6262pocket watching

[@TheChronicMan]

Belushi, Farley, Kreischer. Everyone sees it coming, its just when will it happen

[@LaggyMcstutters]

Disrespectful to belushi and farley to even have berts name in the same sentence.

[@henrys2812]

@@p___jjkjsJesus he’s still got a wife and kids bro😂

[@FordellCastleGaming]

Fair point, Bert is a much better stand-up comedian. @@LaggyMcstutters

[@zachcrowl8504]

To be fair bert is a good 50 pounds lighter and about half a foot taller then Farley and I’m guessing he’s a little more physically active. Is he a severe alcoholic tho yes definitely

[@taylorslade6978]

"Tom Segura Describes He And Bert Kreischer's Friendship.." should it be.. Tom Segura describes his friendship with Bert Kreischer.

[@georgeguero6138]

Ese mi segura, you look like cabo from penguins from Madagascar … you were him playa hahaha

[@javierpreciadojr413]

Tom is funnier than bert but berts stories are amazeballs!!! Toms impersonations of his kids are hilarious!!! The best

[@bentley230]

Makes complete sense that the only person in these comments who likes Bert also unironically uses the word “amazeballs” 😂

[@wwalker3529]

Tom isn’t funny. Stand up sucks these days

[@DeadGlassEyes]

Bert isn't funny.

[@debaucherizer]

this is so weird and cringe. you guys are obsessing over Bert...

[@jackdoe5579]

Watch my comments get deleted. Screenshoted

[@Craigsnderson]

Dude no one cares shut up 😊

[@MusicMissionary]

It's a Kenspeeracy!!#@

[@jackdoe5579]

They grew up rich and with connections. Do your research on them. He likes to go to colleges to get connections with government and important people. This guy is #darkhollywood same with Bert . Both grew up rich

[@Dadmoves49]

😂😂😂

[@vincentmorrelli3025]

I feel bad for people like you

[@epistemologicalnihilist5746]

???? It only takes 32k a year per head in the household to be labeled as the top one percent in the world. Literally almost everyone in the modern world is way richer than they realize because the modern world is the minority. Huge chunks of our worlds populace is beyond poor. I guarantee you grew up rich in comparison to the rest of the world, so why attack these guys for growing up rich?