Tom Segura Got Served by Bert Kreischer at Tennis

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[@fubardessert6720]

Can't help but imagine Bert showing up to the court with his half gallon of koolaid and just demolishing Tom at tennis

[@Xitronix]

Red koolaid to be exact😭😭😭

[@jackwitcombe765]

Don’t forget the 2 McGriddles 😂

[@Vstrum]

And an old paint bucket full of tennis balls to not have breaks between serves

[@mmabouts]

...A Borg

[@gpolenik]

There's a video. Obviously neither of them play a lot but you can tell Bert has been playing for a while just from watching his serve. Noobs don't know how to do that movement and just serve straight.

[@neverlistentome]

When you spend 80% of your life drunk, sobriety must feel like a super power...

[@twentysheds___5967]

Did you see how hung over he was for this?

[@neelheadley]

If you factor in Sober October, the other 11 months are closer to 90%. Lol

[@karabinjr]

is he sober now?

[@tysons8759]

Alcoholism is his superpower. Without Alcohol none of this would be possible. Do you even watch the show?

[@FADI_TINY]

😂😂

[@emo3113]

“Bernt Krystals is the absolute best athlete the planet will ever know. I know that because I’ve been the best athlete the planet had known for the past 35 years.” -Steven Seagal

[@Barry-Sweaty]

😂

[@Beunibster]

"I've been serving balls for like 48 years" - Steven Seagal

[@brodelicious]

Uhhh Hunderd percent

[@FedUpVet]

I've been playing at Wimbledon for like 75 years - Steven Seagal

[@crk9612]

Bravo sir bravo 👏

[@RickardApps]

It's demoralizing losing to someone like Bart who seemingly doesn't make an effort in anything

[@maybeaspider3456]

he puts a lot of effort into everything he does, he's just a friendly foam-shoe beach retard so you're caught off guard when he's competent at something

[@briantrowbridge8134]

The way you didn't make an effort in spelling "Bert" correctly

[@maybeaspider3456]

@@briantrowbridge8134 imagine not knowing the joke lmfao

[@cesarsaldivar9127]

Tom smashes his racket at the end

[@beatonthedonis]

Kreischer knew what he was doing when he bent Segura's shattered arm back in place.

[@CenPapi]

I don't know how anyone could ever doubt the magnificence of Bret Kershner's athletic prowess.

[@tylerwallace8607]

Burst kindergartener is a legit threat to all tennis players.

[@ingaleerus1658]

That was so lame and weak. What went through your mind when you felt that was good enough to actually use? That was awful.

[@brockmeade4450]

@inga leerus hope you have a good day

[@ssenssel]

I heard Roger Federer decided to retire after watching the livestream of Brunt and Tommy tennis showdown

[@kevinsalaoutis3313]

When you say you played anything in highschool, it depends on where. Central Florida is a tennis hotbed. Just like if you say you wrestled a little in highschool, it means something entirely different if you were in Maine versus Iowa.

[@adrianguinn3331]

Facts I played football all the way to college. In Texas. 6A.

[@ISACISAC123]

yes because every highschool is in the US

[@benozzy003]

@@ISACISAC123 I don't think that was the point if you said you payed hockey and are from Canada his point still stands try not to see the worst in people I know its hard

[@TCrob]

@@ISACISAC123 you were so victimized by it too.

[@JCraig-xf8jx]

This is actually hilarious he called this a "legit D1 college serve" lol. You have a great coach Tom, very encouraging to his players through the worst times. Hahaha

[@bubbagumperson]

"That body does not scream lateral movement"

[@franco1188]

Bert Kreischer, the athlete the world missed.

[@Beunibster]

If he had never gotten that concussion in college... (that's when he started drinking)

[@betterthancrabpeople]

Berts serves are called skippys. Because when the ball is in the air it goes *skip skip skip skip*

[@Colechamdiceman]

Blart is the most Homer Simpson human on Earth

[@mneugent7658]

So basically if Bert can stand still and need to make a ball go somewhere he can do it beautifully. But the second he needs to move one of his feet he's hot garbage.

[@cstrongman]

Must be nice to have something genuinely nice to say about Bert considering the way basically everyone talks about him 😂

[@El_Chompo]

I've never been super athletic or coordinated but I took a tennis class in college and man I could serve!! It sucks because it ended up hurting my elbow. Too bad because it was a lot of fun and It's so rare for me to have a natural physical talent like that.

[@V8chump]

Like tennis elbow? That goes away quickly! I get it all the time as a rock climber

[@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo]

Butt Kissinger is hard-core and inspirational

[@briansuggs6508]

Bert McEnroe! I'm dead! 🤣

[@DekkarJr]

Fun Fact: Lars Ulrich, the drummer of Metallica was training to be a professional tennis player before he moved to San Fran in the 80s and met James Hetfield. His father was a professional tennis player and coach. Should set up him and bert in a celebrity match.

[@leonitasmaximus4004]

I am 6'3"+. I played College baseball and growing up played all sports. I ran 5 miles a day at 330lbs. I was agile, flexible, quick footed, fast and soft hands, above average hand eye coordination and could out run most of the people on my teams (always a couple fast small dudes who beat me). My football coach in HS used to scream "Why is Mike beating you down the field?"... I used to be like "Hey coach that's pretty messed up... did you notice I am just faster and fatter than them!" lol Athleticism has little to do with your physical appearance and if you use that as an indicator of how little athleticism someone has you may be very surprised by the outcome.

[@SillyNolan]

this exact story happened with norm Macdonald and Jon lovitz

[@Mark-xb7ro]

So lovitz won?

[@SillyNolan]

@@Mark-xb7ro no Macdonald won. He had a good serve, while Lovitz had been practicing for about a year.

[@Pisolepete]

Burnt Chrysler kills it on the court

[@jonvia]

Burnt Krispies really has the Micky Mantle gene...wouldnt be shocked if he was hungover during the match from all the Tito's and soda (make it in a big cup)

[@samrowland2816]

Holy fuck I need to see this guy interview Ricky Gervais, the pair of them laughing will harmonise.

[@calilife805]

He really hired a coach they take there competition so seriously 😂

[@ck7802]

They are big kids with holy shit money. Cost of a coach is hardly anything.

[@PeppahJack]

Got excited that this was from a new ep but this is from last year

[@matty4natty]

Bert is quite exceptional at leisure sports

[@ajburke3097]

Basically Bert is amazing as long as he doesnt have to move

[@wysiwygcanada]

Bert has years of beer pong behind him

[@sethburkhart2415]

I always told all my buddies that you can be an athlete and not be athletic. An athlete is someone who can pickup sports and compete, being athletic is solely physical ability and that always doesn’t transfer over to being good at sports

[@Brainbuster]

Brett Crysler might be my favorite guests on podcasts. Had no idea about his athleticism.

[@jaredknapp8886]

Who knew Blurt Kiteler had it in him. Where does he hide that athletic prowess?

[@NoiseThatLaughs]

In his gut, mostly.

[@dumpchangepants]

TOM's coach loves being payed & having a job " if we keep practicing you'll be pro in 3 weeks "

[@sefianijawad]

I played college tennis myself. Tom’s coach is blowing smoke up his ass. I just checked out the tennis match Tom is talking about. They are both … horrible. Berth’s serve is nowhere near decent. Let alone D1 tennis level.

[@dumpchangepants]

@@sefianijawad gym class legends

[@An0nymous_L0gic]

This is one of the most Bert things I've ever heard

[@namfonismyname761]

Toms crush on Bert is so cute.

[@slipknuts]

Funniest thing from that game is Bert saying “ I mean, this is like watching blind people fuck”

[@johnanderson3475]

you know ur down bad when ur buddy stops the shit talking. hahah

[@nintalespaw]

Imagine losing to a human like Bart.

[@p2de]

When it was done, Bert invited Tom over and served him pancakes

[@afrodemon8629]

When I grow up I want to be just like Brett Kaiser.

[@hiphopfaerie]

Sickle-cell-- Get Bobby Jaycox on the show!!! Pleeeease ❤

[@Dreamdancer11]

Someone would say that..he is like a machine....

[@harrisonb.2103]

Tennis is a great game, lot of fun to play

[@Jay-nf1yi]

This reminds me of the Norm Tennis story

[@evolveVIII]

You got served by bert, theo, you wife and you served yourself on the basketball court haha

[@mnyfrsh]

Mickey Mantle gene!

[@matthebert3179]

I'm surprised he didn't bring up Bert's disk golf

[@samanthab1923]

He’s Bobby Riggs!

[@stevetreehots3583]

Watch the match. They would both get destroyed by 80 year olds in your local league. It was brutal.

[@TheIrishCartman]

Did they record the tennis game ?

[@NealPenderSellingNearCharlotte]

Bert is the classic case of a massive amount of untapped potential. He's chosen to piss it away with immediate gratification, the party lifestyle, and Peter Pan syndrome (refusing to grow up). Imagine what he could be if he matured beyond age 13.

[@rabbethole8985]

But when Tom serves, it’s pretty much all ground game. So why did Tom only win 2 games on his serve? Maybe Tom’s coach is full of shhhhh

[@scootaymildo1070]

Absolutely! Have you seen the footage? Tom is terrible at tennis, far from "decent", and Bert's serve is OK. Absolutely not "D1 college level" lol.

[@DeadRingerPro]

This channels needs to change its name to Honeydew Slices like slices of the episodes but with the branding still

[@rstekcy7967]

Baby Walrus is great at tennis

[@JL-fx5cm]

The Machine is legit!!!

[@KogleyBroDude]

Lets get bert to focus on golf. I think theres a guy out there now that fits his play style

[@stegan2531]

yeah its tooturnttony

[@arterj4113]

Can we edit out the host?

[@animal2990]

Rain man has math, Bert is good with balls.

[@dredg266]

Great story

[@penril_tv6353]

"It's not fat, it's power!!!!"

[@DLites151]

Cultivating mass

[@niceprofile-k6i]

Bert is very clearly in Tom’s head

[@juangouveia8098]

mickey mantle gene... he has been saying it all along.....

[@wyattbreymeyer4033]

bert would be fantastic at bjj, but the thing is that its incredibly hard physically, hes prob really good at throwing sports and shoulder articulation

[@Mmmwwwmmmwwwmwmwmwmwmw]

Tom says he won first two then says he lost 6-2 or 6-1. Sounds like he won one game.

[@nickpaul3623]

Ahhhh poor Tommy. Bert beat ya sooo bad, took ya 4 months to talk about it.

[@ChandlerDeGuzman]

I bet I could beat bert in a game of pool on Rogan’s table.

[@fritopendejo5181]

I respect Bert more as an athlete than a comedian.

[@MysteryStew5977]

Me too, actually. Sounds like a pretty skilled sportsman. His comedy is... his comedy...

[@ronfoulkes7523]

Bart Chrysler got skills!!

[@johnszczerba9979]

I don't understand he's not talking about buying Napoleon's last turd for 25k and gifting it as a joke. So confused and I'm offended cuz I can't afford to waste money like that

[@zachbaker1167]

When did people start hating Bert? I haven’t been around in a while and I’m out of the loop.

[@thricepudding]

haha dude i watched the highlights. Bert does not serve at a D1 college level. I was first singles in high school and his first serves are like warmup serves or consistent second serves.

[@evancarney9463]

No way it was a d1 level serve

[@AarOnCoasters]

I watched the video. NOT a D1 devision serve.

[@BainMac]

This match is waay overhyped, sure Bert had some ok serves, but Tom reaction to those was piss poor. If he paid a couch to prepare for this I would have demanded a refund 😂.

[@redbonechkn]

Burnt Honda slapped you at Tennis and Basketball maybe you'll learn your lesson before Garth knocks on the door 🤭

[@ThatoneGuy-zd4rl]

I fucking love this lol

[@5344itsme]

Can we get Burt to play Hawkeye?

[@HoustonRacewayKid]

Now I feel better having been the smallest youngest of my classmates and considered myself an athlete because I was able to keep up with my hand-eye coordination….didn’t go far with sports, but I wasn’t a complete shame (imo) to gain a bit of respect amongst my peers. Good at many things, great at very few. Lmao. I need to find the video to this experience!

[@sdmoparmaninsd6713]

The word is Archery Segura not "bow and arrow", we aren't 5 here :D

[@coryblackmore6536]

There’s no way Tom is “really good” at tennis lolllol

[@waychunky]

Caption says I played Burton tennis. Even youtube doesn't know who this fool is.

[@johna8866]

Bart Simpson has a legit D1 serve!🤓

[@stinkydoggy98]

It's because...HE'S THE MACHINE!!!

[@MrLee23]

Lol i feel ya Bert.. these normies think they're good at shit... lol

[@savagecabbage553]

Has this episode come out yet?

[@Henofmayhem]

Don’t think so. I looked but I think it’ll come out for the holiday

[@EclecticWizard6]

#125 from a year ago

[@Henofmayhem]

@@EclecticWizard6 mensch among men pal

[@Cracktune]

this is an oldie goldie. One of the best.

[@skitidetdu6672]

Where's the photage Tom.

[@crakajack9585]

If that’s decent then I’m a pro cmon Tom don’t give yourself that much credit you are a beginner

[@lulumoon6942]

Bert's inner Jew finally came out in tennis!

[@BUCKYWHEATS]

I would listen to move of this if this dudes laugh wasnt so obnoxiously loud in the mic.

[@halothree876]

Barf Kerosine with the best serve this side of the west

[@ingaleerus1658]

I clicked on this just to see if what I saw on the thumbnail was accurate. And what do you know? Tom's taking Adderall. No wonder he lost weight and still looks sickly.

[@nickpaul3623]

It's funny people talkin shit in the comments. I see Bert on KZbin so I know how this guy's personality and how he moves. I mean I know everything about Bert just from KZbin n let me tell you somethin. I'm surprised Bert can tie his shoes let alone play tennis. Coz i know everything

[@Mr.JaysBigAdventure]

Bart Hitler good at Tennis

[@Noone-jn3jp]

😂😂 WTF is Ryan’s look? He looks great but not his personality, betrayed by his laugh

[@lrrich8023]

His laugh sounds just like Bert

[@brianpeterson3752]

Tom is a great dude, but seems delirious sometimes 😂 watched that tennis video and he is sooooooo bad 😂

[@slaygoblins]

I hate everything about Bert

[@crakajack9585]

And that’s why you broke your arm from jumping 2ft off the ground you are no athlete

[@bskelto]

Just went and watched the match. Bert definitely doesn’t have anywhere close to a d1 serve, but it’s not bad lol

[@Chafman]

One has to be drunk to find anything in this story that's slightly funny. I mean Burt and DC have a similar physique yet the latter was once a UFC champion who'd beat up the most jacked fighters.

[@tbd419]

I just watched the video and they’re both horrible - except for Burt’s serve.😂