Tom Segura Is The Worst "Best Friend" In Comedy

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2 Bears One Cave continues with different "guest bears" and on the last episode, Tom went in on Bert Kreischer and called out his comedy, and how much he disliked drunk people. I recommend you watch the entire video.
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@comedyenforcement
@comedyenforcement Жыл бұрын
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@ConmanHothands
@ConmanHothands Жыл бұрын
It’s absolutely hilarious he thinks him and Bert have 2 different audiences. It’s one in the same
@brandonjohnson9625
@brandonjohnson9625 Жыл бұрын
Why are you acting like this is important Lmao this is all just gossiping garbage Lmao why are you so interested in a relationship between two men Lmao you’re such a lame lol nice room it looks like a kids room.
@EternalResonance
@EternalResonance Жыл бұрын
The fact that you're disecting comedy and taking everything literal, clearly shows you dont understand comwdy. What are you doing explaining something you dont understand? Literal minds arnt meant to explain comedy. If you did you wouldn't take anything a comedian says literally. Read between the lines. You explain comedy like some local news reporter would. This isnt made for you.
@EternalResonance
@EternalResonance Жыл бұрын
If you actually understood comedy youd understand all of this is being done in the name of comedy, all of this is the stage. Every second spoken on the podcast is for laughs and to feed thr audience.
@Maniceureka
@Maniceureka Жыл бұрын
@@EternalResonance He's spreading false rumors intentionally for views. Report him for misinformation
@dbblues.9168
@dbblues.9168 Жыл бұрын
Tom lost 40 lbs, made a few million bucks, and suddenly his better than everyone. Toms friendships, marriage and fanbase is all going away while tom sits in his ivory tower.
@tylercoe7845
@tylercoe7845 Жыл бұрын
Well said
@evergreenrider
@evergreenrider Жыл бұрын
He always had a few million bucks. He just doesn't feel the need to pretend anymore.
@sgt.lincolnosiris4111
@sgt.lincolnosiris4111 Жыл бұрын
The naridiv has already been found out b. Everyone thinks rogan is some messiah that makes comedians super wealthy. In reality all of his friends are trust fund kids. They portray the old-school mental problem having broke no family comics living in a car. Bert and Tom knew what gated communities were at the age of 5 because they lived in them.
@maxmeier532
@maxmeier532 Жыл бұрын
people shitting on him for this, have never really watched his show or his stand up. his take was always "I am above you". Why are people who are so out of touch with what Tom did in the past 10 years commenting like they are his best friend he started ghosted. Dont be a bitch boy.
@drewc.9562
@drewc.9562 Жыл бұрын
​@@sgt.lincolnosiris4111i sgree with this tom's father worked for one of the biggest banks as a excutive and bert was in a frat and if anyone knows anything about frats most the time someone pays for your shit
@chase70815
@chase70815 Жыл бұрын
Tom coping thinking him and Burt don’t have the same audience is pretty funny.
@billyjackoff
@billyjackoff Жыл бұрын
It's true.
@jasoninthehood9726
@jasoninthehood9726 Жыл бұрын
Everyone who received the JRE bump has the same fans. Diaz, Bert, Shaffir, Hinchcliffe, Segura, Santino, Schultz. Brenda Schwab and Bryan Callahan would be in that list but I’m not sure if they have any fans left besides bots and people who watch to clip it and post it to the internet.
@BTC_Goes_To_0
@BTC_Goes_To_0 Жыл бұрын
That's a rough line up being ported by joe which is rough. Maybe good writers but nahhhh
@makokx7063
@makokx7063 Жыл бұрын
I'll watch anything Tom churns out. I'd rather get kicked in the testicles than even hear Burt's voice.
@MRblazedBEANS
@MRblazedBEANS Жыл бұрын
​@@jasoninthehood9726what aviut the new ones shane and mark?
@SpicyPlur
@SpicyPlur Жыл бұрын
"I didnt invite you because i didnt think you would like it" is such middle school mean girl behavior
@quarterpie2769
@quarterpie2769 Жыл бұрын
I usually dont like bert but this video really makes me feel sympathy for him. He almost looks like hes holding back tears while talking to tom.
@OrganicGreens
@OrganicGreens Жыл бұрын
Honestly I feel bad for Bert in general. The internet has had multiple brutal campaigns aimed it this guy even if they were in jest. First it wass the Burnt is fat thing, then the racest thing, then the fucking dogs thing, then the he smells like shit, then the hes an alcoholic now people are saying he was never funny. The internet has been brutal to Bert lol
@SarahSkinnyJeans
@SarahSkinnyJeans Жыл бұрын
He was. Guaranteed. Bert has a really pure heart in a way. Like he's oblivious which can be awful obviously, but in this instance, with someone who he genuinely believed to be his friend, who clearly doesn't view him as a friend or respect him or I guess even really like him at all. It's heartbreaking to me personally. Something like Tom is doing to Bert, has been my number one fear since forever. To be the last one to know type of shit and to give my all to someone who I considered to be my bestfriend, only to overhear them talking horribly about me or something. But Tom didn't do it in a way where Bert would overhear it, he literally did it on THEIR podcast, and broadcasted it. The contempt in his voice too is baffling to me
@aztro187
@aztro187 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was bad....
@tbkswagg
@tbkswagg Жыл бұрын
@@SarahSkinnyJeansThis happened to me but with a whole friend group. These friend found social life and found new people because of me in a sense as I was relentless until the socialized when we started college. We studied IT I actually became a programmer and they didnt at all. 1 job my best friend got was also because I connected him with one of my old colleagues, also my other 3 friends. They never told me if I did something wring or said something they just started ignoring me in the group chat and when I asked the 100th time after multiple years(!) of this shit they all just collectively said to me to fuck off snd they dont want to talk to me cause of *random bullshit small thing form 8 years ago* it reeked that they dont really know why. My best friend since childhood still loves me and is positive towards me but he still talks closely with my friend group but still he rarely wants to meet up with me. I started to become really lonely and feel betrayed as fuck because I always wanted good for my friend and was the one who kept the group together in tough times. It can be said that I am at fault with something and with many things maybe I am but what fucking thing is reasonable for a response to a problem wirh ignoring me and alienating me and when I asked multiple times they as a mob jumped and said all the bad things about me and NOTHING self reflection or nothing on their part. As a guy who thinks friendship is more sacred than romantic love and anything really apart fron family maybe - arguably even more sacred than that because you didnt choose your family, it feels as a stab in the gut constantly. Especially the complete lack of empathy when I said honestly that I feel really really bad because of this and it is incredibly hurtful while also being in a bad state in my life. Even my 5y long gf wants to leave me now and I feel the same that I thought something completely different about her and my friends than they thought about me. I lost my job because of health reasons and this last 6 months I struggled fo find one (experienced software engineer) and my gf complemtely betrayed me and humiliated me constantly because of this until I completely lost my self respect. And I dont have anyone to talk to honestly my gf does not resect me and is I think borderlien toi because she starts to be crazy out of nowhere but I see in her eyes... I even finally found a job but I am in constant fear because I lost everyone and even when they are close to me I sense the feeling that they are agreeing on things about me which I am not introduced to but they all talked about this behind ym back. It is the worsr feeling ever especially the complete lack of empathy while I suffered a severe car accident and got addicted to opioids and recorved from it because of my friends, to reach a point where they without any problems IGNORE me even in real life when I talk to them and now they dont even want to meet up with me whiel they do without me. My best friend is the only one who sometimes meets up with me and talks to me but he has programs with the other friends constsntly too. I no joke was the one who always wanted and did good for them and they were here for me while ai was 6months in a hospital unable to wipe my ass even, and now I almost got homeless and my gf constnatly is in my ears humiliating me and I dont have anyone sincere who understands me and even for a second putting their problems in the backside and just has fun with me or talk with me sincerely. Im starting to become fucking suicidal because I an 24 and we were friend since we were fucking 10 year olds. It is heartbreaking and I dont know the reason that is the worst. They dont have a reason. I started to fuck with them in the gc just not to ignire me but eventually I left our legendary group chat. I even have a tattoo about our meme group name because we had so much fun together and epic moments we were travelling together and partying together gaming together went to school together went to college together lived in the college dorm together joined the same club together (because I socialised very well always while they were more introverted but I made them many secondary friends my bf even was together with my fucking ex for 3 years lmao I even gave him my gf lmao)
@quarterpie2769
@quarterpie2769 Жыл бұрын
Yeah thats really wild...If he respected him or cared about him at all he would have talked to bert privately.@@SarahSkinnyJeans
@crappozappo
@crappozappo Жыл бұрын
0:45 "Do you know what fat Tom didn't do? Call you poors. 'Cause he didn't change out his outfits at all. They just got bigger and bigger." This is literally the only funny thing I've ever heard Bert say.
@SometimesMonkeysDie
@SometimesMonkeysDie Жыл бұрын
Was about to comment this, haven't seen Bert funnier.
@d.c.1059
@d.c.1059 Жыл бұрын
Bert needs to catch on to the roasting and roast others like Tom and that is funny
@djLagwayEnjoyer
@djLagwayEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
@@d.c.1059yea but while Burt is annoying and a complete idiot, he genuinely isn’t a mean guy. He just tries way to hard to make people like him, while it is annoying and he goes to far soemtimes, it’s at least admirable. I feel like if you met them both at a bar, Burt would probably tell you stories, share a laugh, and buy you a beer. Tom would probably look over at you, scoff and think to himself “when is this annoying groupie going to let me be”
@bees.857
@bees.857 Жыл бұрын
Bert is obnoxious, unfunny and i can't stand him... but he's not mean. This right here was good and true. I love Tom's standup but I'm a poor, so I'll just take what he said and watch someone else. He got skinny and turned into a a dickhead. He's been rolling his eyes at Christina on YMH lately so.... Idk
@ShakeupMan
@ShakeupMan Жыл бұрын
​@@djLagwayEnjoyerIsn't it crazy that we are now in a timeline where everyone hates Tom so much and are siding with Bert.
@Enzo-hy6ni
@Enzo-hy6ni Жыл бұрын
My youngest brother got to meet Bert at the Comedy Store 2 nights ago & he treated him just like a human should, including him in pictures and conversations that he normally wouldn’t have been a part of. Totally changed my mind on Bert and I appreciate the realness.
@A_YouTube_Commenter
@A_YouTube_Commenter Жыл бұрын
Bert is a nice guy.
@djLagwayEnjoyer
@djLagwayEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
Bert isn’t a mean or bad person, he’s just an annoying idiot. But he would probably treat you like one of the guys if you were to meet him in person, while Tom would make it clear that he is above you and that he is the celebrity while you are the middle-class scum who is waisting his valuable time with your mere presence
@hotwheelskng1573
@hotwheelskng1573 Жыл бұрын
We all have our good and bad moments
@Sanandresfault
@Sanandresfault Жыл бұрын
I meet Bert at the grocery store one time and he was super nice
@danominator123
@danominator123 Жыл бұрын
Bert is probably an ok guy just a bad comedian and not great at podcasting lol
@enterthenormie3999
@enterthenormie3999 Жыл бұрын
Tom views himself as one of the greats. He views Bert as a whacky side kick. He doesn't want people viewing them on the same level.
@ThePersia450
@ThePersia450 Жыл бұрын
Yeah thats definitely the vibe I get
@berryseinfeld6772
@berryseinfeld6772 Жыл бұрын
Totally. That’s the funniest thing about Tom. He actually puts himself up there w Seinfeld, CK, Cosby lol
@jakevincent3057
@jakevincent3057 Жыл бұрын
Tom is a talented comic, but Burr is great. Tom ain’t even close to Burr or Chappelle. Talented, but not great in my opinion. Bert isn’t even in the conversation. I think Tom doesn’t want to be associated with Bert anymore. Doesn’t need him. Bert does look like a way nicer guy.
@yallywood4646
@yallywood4646 Жыл бұрын
​@@jakevincent3057Best take I've read.
@TheSakufighter
@TheSakufighter Жыл бұрын
Because they aren’t. Bert is living proof how low the bar is set for success. Don’t even have to be good.
@RipperCyclotron
@RipperCyclotron Жыл бұрын
I think Tom was initially amused by Bert's behavior but after so much time together is tired of it.
@Trackstar800m204
@Trackstar800m204 Жыл бұрын
That's my impression, he doesn't want to be associated with that behavior any longer. Doesn't want to appear at a movie premiere idolizing that, or linking to an "Bert's" audience that loves that stuff
@kevinyeager9023
@kevinyeager9023 Жыл бұрын
That and now we are all tired of Tom too... They are both narcissists... Never thought Bert would ever look better than Tom... You can tell Tom has disdain for Bert... They are both bad people and I've always not liked Bert but now I can't stand Tom... He's gotten too big for his own shoes
@George2647g
@George2647g Жыл бұрын
He’s not just tired of it - i think it’s worse than that. He now thinks he’s above it. And even worse than that - it’s this same amusement that makes him funny to begin with. He’s lost that and so has now lost all his humour too!
@supershot9729
@supershot9729 Жыл бұрын
@@George2647g maybe that fat was doing more to keep him grounded then we thought lmaooo
@richardharding7767
@richardharding7767 Жыл бұрын
I have a "Bert friend" Was fun when we were 17-24 or so. 20 years later though... when he texts/calls me drunk at 1 am, on a Wednesday, asking what I'm up to, knowing my work schedule hasn't changed in 2 years, I just started getting tired of him.
@TimmyMcGowan
@TimmyMcGowan Жыл бұрын
Tom is right to recognize that Bert’s audience is a gigantic group of people nobody wants to be associated with, he’s wrong though to not realize those same people are the ones filling out his theatres
@shamanllama
@shamanllama Жыл бұрын
Bro I'd argue it's most of both of their fans tbh, as one of those people.
@TheSakufighter
@TheSakufighter Жыл бұрын
Nah. Dumb alcoholics are into Bert not Tom.
@djLagwayEnjoyer
@djLagwayEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
To b e fair Tom actually has some pretty funny material if you know nothing about him and you turn the TV on and his special is playing, you’ll definitely laugh at his jokes. But once you get to know him as a person, it makes his jokes seem like he’s looking down on you, not laughing with you. Gross person, Burt is just an annoying idiot, but he doesn’t mean any harm. Tom is smart and calculating, he would intentionally fuck you over while Burt would do it by accident
@apelnkn2230
@apelnkn2230 Жыл бұрын
​@@djLagwayEnjoyerrather have the intelligence than the willful ignorance....
@Bigmiquimby
@Bigmiquimby Жыл бұрын
​@@apelnkn2230weird flex when we're talking about being a bad person.
@shamanllama
@shamanllama Жыл бұрын
I dunno how people haven't noticed this for at least a year. Tom keeps Bert around so he has something to laugh at. It makes me kinda mad tbh.
@missyelliot6237
@missyelliot6237 Жыл бұрын
Man that’s fucked up. I stopped watching YMW a while ago. They’re losing a lot of fans and think it’s bc everyone is poor compared to them, but it’s not. It’s the smug, arrogant, self- righteousness that they seemed to have picked up along they way. Ugh.
@wqnd
@wqnd Жыл бұрын
its why i dont watch them
@shamanllama
@shamanllama Жыл бұрын
And I get Bert has issues, and he isn't the BEST comedian, but that doesn't justify Tom, who Bert definitely at least saw as one of the most important people to him, just treats him like absolute shit. There's a difference between pushing your friends to do better, and just being an asshole.
@shamanllama
@shamanllama Жыл бұрын
@wqnd same and tbh it kinda sucks because I USED to love 2B1C and YMH
@allbullaside7778
@allbullaside7778 11 ай бұрын
When he says "the Poors" he means everyone like Bert that doesn't happen to have successful comedic friends.
@jasonmurdoc9533
@jasonmurdoc9533 Жыл бұрын
0:35 everything aside Bert is right here tom changed Bert didn’t. Bert has always been whatever you want to love or hate him for. Tom lost 20 pounds gained a few million and become insufferable. Even Bert’s like that Tom was nice not just to me but his fans. Bert’s getting clowned for offering opportunities to people, these are stadium shows Bert might be out of touch but he’s trying to be a good guy, Tom’s trying to be an asshole.
@PurpleHazeVanNederlands
@PurpleHazeVanNederlands Жыл бұрын
I don't drink but I'd rather be around Bert than Tom
@gryphon940
@gryphon940 Жыл бұрын
Bert just has a giant ego but he seems like a good friend and he's good to younger comics. Tom got more bitter
@cruelcimmcia859
@cruelcimmcia859 Жыл бұрын
I like Bert. You are on point. At least Bert is cool to the people around him even as fucking drink as he gets at his worst he’s still nice. Tom even at his best he’s a dick. If Bert cleaned up he’d be a threat.
@meritorioustechnate9455
@meritorioustechnate9455 Жыл бұрын
Tom’s has always been passive aggressive and uses comedy to cope. Joe subconsciously knows or understands. He calls his type of comedy mean spirited and funny, but not honest. Bert is assertive, and uses comedy to relish in his success. It’s narky, but also extremely confident and bold. Then casually ask comedians that are better than him to open for him. It’s mental gymnastics with a touch of alcoholism. Bert telling him he texted twice or three times, while Tim ignored him shows their true characters.
@jzpat
@jzpat Жыл бұрын
There’s just something about Tom man..I mean I guess it’s that he’s an giants asshole but you can tell he’s an asshole if you went up to him.
@yeahboi4684
@yeahboi4684 Жыл бұрын
Bert can be obnoxious and a narcissist but deep down he's harmless and genuinely grateful. Tom is a lowkey psychopath. Dude went from fat to skinny-fat and thinks he's some alpha jock. His contempt for "the poors" is actually disgusting.
@chasehugo92
@chasehugo92 Жыл бұрын
You’re soft
@lupo3694
@lupo3694 Жыл бұрын
@@ItNotOkAnymore found the Tom fanboy
@jasoninthehood9726
@jasoninthehood9726 Жыл бұрын
If I’m being honest, Bert seems like he would be a genuinely nice guy to meet. I’m sure it’d be fun to spend an hour drinking with him. His comedy, cooking show and podcasts are torturous though. He said all he had to say after his first few JRE appearances.
@ekothesilent9456
@ekothesilent9456 Жыл бұрын
@@ItNotOkAnymoreit’s not just “KZbin videos” it’s literally hundreds of hours of unfiltered casual conversation in hundreds of different contexts over the course of literal years. Zoom out bro. All of life isn’t taking place in this one 15 minute KZbin video.
@Oogidahboogidah
@Oogidahboogidah Жыл бұрын
@@chasehugo92 you’re a gay fan boy of a gay comedian
@gryphon940
@gryphon940 Жыл бұрын
Everytime Tom gets caught in a lie he just leans into it and pretends it's a bit.
@FallenWorldx
@FallenWorldx Жыл бұрын
My disdain for Tom has grown so strong after realizing how selfish and narcissistic he is
@mysteryY2K
@mysteryY2K Жыл бұрын
@jaystank3777 sad to see. honestly, the only show i care anout surviving this whole thing is the Danny Brown show. the rest could go and i wouldn't care all too much
@sweetpeagrayble5858
@sweetpeagrayble5858 Жыл бұрын
That's fine, as long as you acknowledge that Burnt Chrysler is NEVER funny, not even by accident, never, AND he's always been a terrible, underhanded, bucket of scum as a person. I could respect Tom for using the strategy of presenting himself as an actual comedian and good person while next to the physical personification of diarrhea in Brent.
@FallenWorldx
@FallenWorldx Жыл бұрын
@@sweetpeagrayble5858Right on the money! Bert is about as funny as an infected Toe
@AManCalledDutch
@AManCalledDutch Жыл бұрын
How could you not see it to begin with? Dumb.
@sweetpeagrayble5858
@sweetpeagrayble5858 Жыл бұрын
I know you're not, but that feels almost like you're complimenting him. What you said was funny, I feel weird associating funny with Burnt@@FallenWorldx
@randylahey5463
@randylahey5463 Жыл бұрын
Tom is a better stand-up than Bert; but Bert seems like a much nicer guy.
@Smokeyxz
@Smokeyxz Жыл бұрын
“ a hundred percent”
@AndyAhluwalia23
@AndyAhluwalia23 Жыл бұрын
Facts
@clipsdaily101
@clipsdaily101 Жыл бұрын
Bert will accidently do you wrong and later have a sincere apology. tom would do you wrong on purpose then fake an apology
@PsychoBeast017
@PsychoBeast017 Жыл бұрын
@@clipsdaily101I feel like that sums it up perfectly Lol
@bryanramirez8688
@bryanramirez8688 Жыл бұрын
yes
@tfs203
@tfs203 Жыл бұрын
Tom Seguras best friend is Tom Segura.
@missyelliot6237
@missyelliot6237 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Kanye wishes he loved himself like Tom Segura loves Tom Segura.
@velder22
@velder22 Жыл бұрын
That's a great statement I agree with that 100%
@darrellwilliams1714
@darrellwilliams1714 Жыл бұрын
Bert's best friend has always been Bert. What's the difference? Lol
@velder22
@velder22 Жыл бұрын
@@darrellwilliams1714 why do you say that? You act like we're pulling this out of the air every fan knows that Tom loves himself above all
@allbullaside7778
@allbullaside7778 11 ай бұрын
Somehow I know that's true and also that Tom Segura hates Tome Segura.
@jennertool
@jennertool Жыл бұрын
This makes me feel bad for Bert ngl. Imagine trying to do a event for yourself and your "friends" just blow you off because they think there too big shot for you..
@Mythowars
@Mythowars Жыл бұрын
Imagine being 40 plus years old with a crippling drinking problem that you don’t treat seriously at all. That’s not a great quality in a grown up man. A full blown grown up with kids. It turns very annoying very quickly. Imagine being around someone constantly drunk and constantly annoying. Tom finds him annoying and I think that’s clear. He’s been with him for so long. A ton of people in these comments saying Bert’s such a nice guy and he didn’t deserve this. Idk man I wouldn’t categorize someone who’s an adult but doesn’t have the ability to act like it at all is a good guy. Now he and Tom are friends so I’m not sure why he buries Bert so hard but very sucks too man. Both horrible people.
@wingnutz4849
@wingnutz4849 Жыл бұрын
Plus rich tom doesn't like the type of people that go on cruises.
@AllanThickDick
@AllanThickDick Жыл бұрын
​@@Mythowarswhat is your definition of crippling lmao
@UndercoverNormie
@UndercoverNormie Жыл бұрын
The Tom/Bert timeline is wild. I never thought I'd manage to dislike them both nearly equally but for wildly different reasons. Impressive!
@Romeo93felix
@Romeo93felix Жыл бұрын
The more Tom talks the more he makes himself look bad.
@redass93
@redass93 Жыл бұрын
wait wait wait... first people was mad at tom for being fake and accepting berts delusional thinking. and now that he calls bert on the bullshit hes a bad friend ? like wut
@georgegeegeh3481
@georgegeegeh3481 Жыл бұрын
@@redass93you can never satisfy everyone
@PurpleHazeVanNederlands
@PurpleHazeVanNederlands Жыл бұрын
​@@redass93I respect someone being nice to their friend who has made them a shit ton of money a lot more than I respect them talking shit behind that same friend's back
@pandaberserk3390
@pandaberserk3390 Жыл бұрын
yeah i use to like tom that poors stuff and this yeah F**** him
@mm7827
@mm7827 Жыл бұрын
There is an underlying tone of resentment and… maybe disgust or anger beneath all his little jabs and quips and it is very clear. That’s what we are picking up on… if it wasn’t there these conversations would be playful. His attitude is the problem, not what he is even saying. The audience watches or listens to hours and hours upon hours of them so we can tell!
@brockpha9424
@brockpha9424 Жыл бұрын
I think Tom's ego is way bigger than it should be. He thinks he's on the same level as/trying to be Joe, but the main problem (aside from that being completely false) is that Joe stayed true to his roots and didn't forget who he was, or the people he came up with. Before Rogan no one knew whotf he was, now he thinks hes a goat
@missyelliot6237
@missyelliot6237 Жыл бұрын
Yeah he def thinks he’s above everyone. He even treats his wife like shit now
@marcosgin777
@marcosgin777 Жыл бұрын
That’s psych 101 give a deluded person a a bloated ego millions of dollars for not contributing anything to society or solutions anything really substantially for the world they will act like a big defensive baby like he always is and be lowkey sad bc his lack of substance. Rich people are so out of touch because they’re brats
@williams.1130
@williams.1130 Жыл бұрын
Tom seeks out the most disgusting videos on the internet, literally taking shit jokes to a new level but all of a sudden he's acting like he's so above everyone else
@comedyenforcement
@comedyenforcement Жыл бұрын
I forgot to mention that lol but yea exactly!
@Obe_orb
@Obe_orb Жыл бұрын
Pretty crazy that he made a living off laughing at people getting seriously injured. Then he broke his leg and arm in a freakish manner.
@berri6015
@berri6015 Жыл бұрын
@@Obe_orbI immediately thought that was karma like he really deserved that. Another thing about Tom and Bert is that Bert was killing him in every sport competition when they were shooting that “challenge” which made him Have even more distain for the machine
@boiiiwanda905
@boiiiwanda905 Жыл бұрын
Tom needs to come back to earth.
@6k-es_tokeyy_998
@6k-es_tokeyy_998 Жыл бұрын
@@Obe_orbon camera too
@Screamfancast
@Screamfancast Жыл бұрын
It's funny cause there was a time where I really enjoyed these 2 and DID want to see them both in the same show. Now if I did, it wouldn't be Tom. I'm too poor.
@Willrocs
@Willrocs Жыл бұрын
Bring back fat Tom is the funniest thing Bert has said in awhile
@Walklesswalk
@Walklesswalk Жыл бұрын
Just can't imagine a best friend being there at your lowest point then trash him on a podcast constantly.
@jenniferdennis6465
@jenniferdennis6465 Жыл бұрын
New to comedy?
@Olter_
@Olter_ Жыл бұрын
@@jenniferdennis6465 It is only funny if the person trashing actually likes the guy/the guy getting trashed deserves it. Otherwise it is just gross to listen to
@jenniferdennis6465
@jenniferdennis6465 Жыл бұрын
@@Olter_ no. Incorrect. Comedy is one of the last arenas of free speech. It's not funny to YOU.
@Olter_
@Olter_ Жыл бұрын
@@jenniferdennis6465 Making fun of a retard is not funny its just sad. It isnt a question of free speech.
@6k-es_tokeyy_998
@6k-es_tokeyy_998 Жыл бұрын
@@jenniferdennis6465its funny when its in a comedic context. Being a dick then chuckling at yourself doesn’ t make it a joke.
@famalam943
@famalam943 Жыл бұрын
Tom has to be the worst of the rogan bubble. Bert was always awful but tom took a particularly nasty turn
@wajihbec1087
@wajihbec1087 Жыл бұрын
You forgot Ari exists? 😂
@telephantasm4070
@telephantasm4070 Жыл бұрын
@@wajihbec1087 Ari is alright.
@bobchitlin6583
@bobchitlin6583 Жыл бұрын
@@wajihbec1087 Ari never changed though. He's always been like that
@timstradley5819
@timstradley5819 Жыл бұрын
Hard to disagree, and I was a huge mommy for quite a while. Tom was legitimately funny though, he’s still the best I’ve seen live and I’ve seen a good amount of people
@17luisramirez
@17luisramirez Жыл бұрын
@@wajihbec1087ari is himself
@lexluther69
@lexluther69 Жыл бұрын
Bert > Tom. I’m past hating on Bert, he is what he is. I’m honestly rooting for him at this point. I recently put Tom Seguras last special on for a group of people and there was minimal laughter. 3 people legitimately fell asleep.
@schnoz2372
@schnoz2372 Жыл бұрын
Yeah tom actually is a shit comedian. If it wasnt for bert and rogan, literally nobody would know about him and he definitely isnt likeable enough to have actual fans.
@ekothesilent9456
@ekothesilent9456 Жыл бұрын
Toms last special was garbage. He’s gone the Kevin Hart route of no longer caring about the comedy or quality and just seeing the whole special as an easy check.
@f1o18iwi9
@f1o18iwi9 4 ай бұрын
word
@bbsv13
@bbsv13 Жыл бұрын
Tom is a horrible person, glad he finally went full mask off with it
@Buckmelanoma1
@Buckmelanoma1 Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@kingpinz333
@kingpinz333 Жыл бұрын
I bet most of his fans act just like him too
@marcosgin777
@marcosgin777 Жыл бұрын
Fully
@darrellwilliams1714
@darrellwilliams1714 Жыл бұрын
Lol what makes him so horrible?
@cornelius6616
@cornelius6616 Жыл бұрын
When I still defended him, this was all I could say. ‘This was always who he was and you guys just didn’t notice’. IM the one that didn’t notice how distasteful it would grow. It’s not funny anymore
@crazydude7156
@crazydude7156 Жыл бұрын
This channels progress is insane. I’m glad it’s still growing
@cocopopsbrahhh
@cocopopsbrahhh Жыл бұрын
You just know Bert will actually watch this, will actually have his feelings hurt by it, and in three weeks we’ll hear the story “so I called Tommy and I was like “do you hate me???”.
@twentysix1230
@twentysix1230 Жыл бұрын
And here we are
@kealebogamadimabe131
@kealebogamadimabe131 Жыл бұрын
🥺🥺🥺I hope Bert never feels that way. I’m sure Tom doesn’t wanna hurt him. He just talks a lotta shit.
@jraney69
@jraney69 Жыл бұрын
It's pretty shocking how much these guys have changed, and lacking all self awareness, spending a lot of time chatting about private flights, luxury goods and their net worth. I'm more surprised that the fans stick around.
@Juggernaut365
@Juggernaut365 Жыл бұрын
Exactly! I think the beginning of the end has begun. With Tom being a dick to his fans, the ones who made him a “star”, they will absolutely take it away faster than he got it. He will be left reminiscing about the time he had it all but was just to arrogant to appreciate it.
@darrellwilliams1714
@darrellwilliams1714 Жыл бұрын
So people aren't allowed to talk about how well things are going for them? Does it make u feel bad about yourself?
@pedroalejandro1122
@pedroalejandro1122 Жыл бұрын
It makes them unrelatedable to the vast majority of people out there. @@darrellwilliams1714
@MajesticBlueFalcon
@MajesticBlueFalcon 11 ай бұрын
@@darrellwilliams1714 you can talk about it once, maybe twice, but to make it a constant topic on their podcasts is just a bit too much. It's gotten totally annoying and predictable.
@howitwillend8
@howitwillend8 Жыл бұрын
Tom and Burt have let money rot their sense of gratitude. They have a choice to buy a ticket for the humble train, or get run over by it.
@IceKoldKilla
@IceKoldKilla Жыл бұрын
Bad Friends is the better podcast and has been for a long time. Tom has definitely let money get to his head. Too bad they don't realize fans will simply stop watching at some point. No matter what you offer.
@kab9706
@kab9706 Жыл бұрын
The problem is we easily fall for parasocial relationships with wealthy, famous people. We all do it. Watching someone's podcast and thinking you know them and really like them, or watching an actors movies and thinking you know them. Then being surprised when they turn out to be kinda shitty. Wealthy people lose touch. They're not like us. There's maybe a handful of very genuine people in Hollywood. Everyone else is doing a character or putting on a good front.
@JLBodden
@JLBodden Жыл бұрын
Lmao this is who they have always really been. They wealth they have now is definitely larger but both grew up with dads money paying the bills until about 15 years ago when they blew up. Remember these are boys in their late 40s early 50s.
@matthewhein9012
@matthewhein9012 Жыл бұрын
@@kab9706 speak for yourself. “We all do it”🙄
@kab9706
@kab9706 Жыл бұрын
@matthewhein9012 Ok. Most people do it. Sorry to offend you.
@johngammon963
@johngammon963 Жыл бұрын
I've seen this happen before - the reformed Tom thinks he's better than Bert. Now, as Tom tries to distance himself from his perceived inferior friend, the public pick up on this distancing and as social punishment start supporting Bert which only serves to diminish and further isolate Tom. I've seen it play out many times.
@JimBoFet171
@JimBoFet171 Жыл бұрын
Honestly these guys were a couple of my favorites. Tom is hilarious to me, and Berts up beat energy is contagious. But they have both gotten a little weird lately. Its not the same vibes.
@alexisrivera202
@alexisrivera202 Жыл бұрын
I like how this dude breaks down the drama and adds his personal commentary. Very entertaining and I don't have to waste my time listening to the actual clowns talk about their expensive cars and watches.
@townsjim
@townsjim Жыл бұрын
Sick of both of these hacks tbh
@berryseinfeld6772
@berryseinfeld6772 Жыл бұрын
Word
@dennis_mennis
@dennis_mennis Жыл бұрын
HACKS.
@kevinyeager9023
@kevinyeager9023 Жыл бұрын
Their podcast should be called "Bad Friends" Andrew and Bobby you can tell are decent towards each other for the most part lol
@KM-fb1kw
@KM-fb1kw Жыл бұрын
The difference is Andrew and Bobby bully eachother in a playfull way. Bobby is usually the butt of a joke but he almost relishes the abuse. Tom just kinda makes fun of Bert to his face like an asshole and Bert just kinda gets rekt by it.
@Dalepixels
@Dalepixels Жыл бұрын
Dude Tom and that whole conglomerate he has going is the worlds greatest GRIFT, he is so condescending in everything he does, its apparent from his earliest "stand-up" how highly he thinks of himself. Sidenote: I think nadav ieaving was just the beginning of the downfall of YMH
@Critical_Rick
@Critical_Rick Жыл бұрын
Ymh has become h3h3. Money made them comfortable, being comfortable made them weak.
@cheapstixxx
@cheapstixxx Жыл бұрын
Anyone know why nadav left the show?
@jjerkamillo
@jjerkamillo Жыл бұрын
​@@cheapstixxxcause YMH sucks uncut dong now
@guggenheim914
@guggenheim914 Жыл бұрын
​@@cheapstixxxmany reasons I believe one was they really pressured him to get a tattoo which is against his religion
@tripletap1
@tripletap1 Жыл бұрын
Nadav leaving was a canary in a coal mine.
@ososexxy9764
@ososexxy9764 Жыл бұрын
Bert's movie was a huge milestone for him & if ur gonna call urself a friend u should be there to support such a huge personal milestone. An tom Segura is very egotistical😊
@djLagwayEnjoyer
@djLagwayEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
Tom was definitely salty that Burt got a major movie and he didn’t. Guaranteed one of the reason Tom didn’t want to go to the premier was because he was probably thinking “they gave this fat alcoholic slob a movie and not me? I’m 10x funnier and more popular than this clown. He doesn’t deserve this premier, I do”
@chioj36
@chioj36 Жыл бұрын
Yeah fr. All this bs ab what is “important to Tom” bro thats your friend. That’s what friends do- show up. Tom is a mean girl and he wants to suck up all the energy in the room, god forbid Bert’s energy be a threat
@devadasn
@devadasn Жыл бұрын
I remember saying years ago in the comment section of their videos that Tom is an enabler and a terrible friend. The Stan’s got all upset with me and said I was dumb and didn’t know anything. 😂 guess time proved me right
@LBdreamin
@LBdreamin Жыл бұрын
The Two Bears are actually bad friends, and the Bad Friends are actually good friends.
@devadasn
@devadasn Жыл бұрын
@@LBdreaminlol true
@schnoz2372
@schnoz2372 Жыл бұрын
@@LBdreaminlol
@twentysix1230
@twentysix1230 Жыл бұрын
Does every damn time, woulda liked the comment if I saw back then feels like just the other month, all these podcasts and podcasters/comedians bubbles are so predictable like modern day daytime television
@zoeinkerman969
@zoeinkerman969 Жыл бұрын
I kind of feel bad for bert, seems like he is always inviting his "friends" to things and contantly getting blowm off . I dont think ive ever seen one of these guys accept an invitation from him and go to one of his things. I dont necessarily like bert, but i do feel bad for him .
@berryseinfeld6772
@berryseinfeld6772 Жыл бұрын
Bert is a fool. Tom is evil.
@bigzachful
@bigzachful Жыл бұрын
@@berryseinfeld6772 I agree
@NSTLgng
@NSTLgng Жыл бұрын
Cry me a river. He has millions.
@djLagwayEnjoyer
@djLagwayEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
@@NSTLgngdoesn’t matter that he has millions, you still have to feel a bit sorry for him. His fanbase is starting to turn on him, his “friends” don’t respect him and use him almost as a talking monkey for their own amusement, he’s a severe alcoholic who is in complete denial about it. The only thing he has besides material things is his wife and kids, and who knows how much longer she will put up with his bullshit.
@berryseinfeld6772
@berryseinfeld6772 Жыл бұрын
@@NSTLgng he does, and I’m not in the biz of stanning Bert, but he does seem massively unhappy. I say this also as a recovering alcoholic. I can feel it.
@the1only467
@the1only467 Жыл бұрын
I always had the impression that Bert was only only around Tom for Tom’s entertainment. Tom was always saying underhanded jokes and talking shit without Bert’s dumbass realizing it.
@carynmartin6053
@carynmartin6053 Жыл бұрын
I agree and saw this a few years ago on their podcast 2B1C, when Tom lost all that weight. And then his wife felt pressured to get facial surgeries and try to meet Tom's expectations to keep him happy, talking about how often she's obligated to "milk" him and do taint play to him. Eww, both their humor has become so lower threshold for juvenile potty humor, it's embarrassing, but they're both too unintelligent to realize this. Leanne is the smartest out of all of them and the most humble and honest and grateful. She's a Saint!🎉❤😊
@the1only467
@the1only467 Жыл бұрын
@@carynmartin6053agreed, well put. I’ve stopped listening to them long ago due to the juvenile humor. I even sensed he looked at his wife as someone lower than him on this imaginary totem pole of levels he places people on.
@veronicao4643
@veronicao4643 Жыл бұрын
I think Bert realizes it but didn’t really care because he’s so easygoing. But I think it’s at the point where he’s not going to it to go anymore.
@darrellwilliams1714
@darrellwilliams1714 Жыл бұрын
That's all my best friends do with eachother.
@LexLutha
@LexLutha Жыл бұрын
Tom Segura loses 40 lbs and all of a sudden he’s part of the elite and being referred to as “skinny” Tom. Ridiculous lol
@djLagwayEnjoyer
@djLagwayEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
Lmao literally. I’ve always been in incredible shape my entire life, the most body fat I’ve ever had is probably around 18%. I blew out my ankle last year and I’m 5’11 195 with a fair bit of muscle, but I consider myself fat. Even me right now at my “fattest” I’ve ever been, I’m still 10x skinnier than “skinny Tom” lmao. It’s more like before he was “morbidly obese Tom” and now he’s just “obese Tom” 😂
@turtleanton6539
@turtleanton6539 5 ай бұрын
Indeee
@steveaustin330
@steveaustin330 Жыл бұрын
I stopped trolling Burt after accidentally meeting him at the airport, Burt is one of the nicest people I've met since the 80's. Edit: Also, Years ago Tom and Tina would not have been able to eat if it wasn't for Burt & LeeAnn feeding them.
@carson21211
@carson21211 Жыл бұрын
Of course Burt is nice and happy. Look at him! He's fat, rich full of booze and drugs of his liking. All off of one story from his past, he's made a career out of it. If that MF isn't happy, there is no hope for anyone to be happy dude. He better be nice. Dude has everything
@Ajaxx47
@Ajaxx47 Жыл бұрын
The problem is Bert is just a really good friend however you can’t expect everyone else to do exactly what you would do for them. As an adult you don’t get much time for friends bc you have work and a family. I get both sides of the spectrum. Bert should really understand that. Also it is very hard to be around drunk people.
@curtisgreen4620
@curtisgreen4620 Жыл бұрын
Keep this up, brother. Your channel is growing due to QUALITY and CONSISTENCY
@jordan7077
@jordan7077 Жыл бұрын
Both tom and bert being paid to be a comedian is amazing... who would pay 2 listen 2 them? Masochists?
@fingersm
@fingersm Жыл бұрын
They stink
@nateb4543
@nateb4543 Жыл бұрын
Toms a pretty decent stand up comedian. They've flooded the market with content
@BigWrangler
@BigWrangler Жыл бұрын
Fat dudes with jock itch and belly button lint
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Жыл бұрын
Right? Ugh
@anonymoose2474
@anonymoose2474 Жыл бұрын
​@@nateb4543name one funny joke Tom has ever told.
@Rei6nofRot6
@Rei6nofRot6 Жыл бұрын
Tommy Boy and YMH went from one of my favorites to something I can't stand to listen to. Kinda crazy how quick someone can change their entire identity. Ever since his Dad passed away, he has become insufferable
@Critical_Rick
@Critical_Rick Жыл бұрын
The episode with Hasan manaj was the beginning of the downfall
@missyelliot6237
@missyelliot6237 Жыл бұрын
I used to wear my jeans high & tight but they really think their shit don’t stank… left a while ago and never looked back
@missyelliot6237
@missyelliot6237 Жыл бұрын
Matt and Shane’s secret podcast is my current fave rn
@jeremyturner745
@jeremyturner745 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@LUCKIPUP
@LUCKIPUP Жыл бұрын
it’s unreal how much he changed up
@itzajdmting
@itzajdmting Жыл бұрын
Congrats on 100k man🎉 well deserved 👍🏾
@comedyenforcement
@comedyenforcement Жыл бұрын
Appreciate it!!
@berryseinfeld6772
@berryseinfeld6772 Жыл бұрын
It’s a great channel. Glad I found it.
@AshtonTheMelon
@AshtonTheMelon Жыл бұрын
I don't care about anything else. I have no idea what Bert did to deserve such an absolute fighter. His wife sounds like one of the most supportive, real, people on this planet.
@winterc.2476
@winterc.2476 Жыл бұрын
Leanne is a REAL ONE ❤
@ChefBurns1
@ChefBurns1 Жыл бұрын
Tom and Bert are both such narcissists it’s insane
@frederickdelius1106
@frederickdelius1106 Жыл бұрын
I thoughts why they were friends
@TheSakufighter
@TheSakufighter Жыл бұрын
Actually the opposite. He should grow up and realize how much of a bum Bert is but America is stupid so he’s successful. Clearly people like burning their money for bad jokes.
@BogeyBoys28
@BogeyBoys28 Жыл бұрын
People think of comics as good humans but the best comics come from the most tragedy. Most comics are hurt and can’t be changed. Both of them are examples of this. You can watch charo and see why Tom is Tom. Also Bert has leann and she’s a rock
@ChefBurns1
@ChefBurns1 Жыл бұрын
@@TheSakufighter so the only people who watch him are Americans? Crazy how much people just love to shit on America. If it weren’t for us you wouldn’t have electricity to talk your shit. Oh or the internet. Or a car… or planes.
@Olter_
@Olter_ Жыл бұрын
@@TheSakufighter >hes a bum >hes succesful try to make a coherent point at least before spouting retardation
@knobjob2839
@knobjob2839 Жыл бұрын
Tom used to be the Shane Gillis of the 2010's
@missyelliot6237
@missyelliot6237 Жыл бұрын
He’s gonna regret fucking over his audience some day. If he ain’t bitter now, sure enough… he will be.
@marcosgin777
@marcosgin777 Жыл бұрын
He used to be humble which made him funny. Now he’s not
@justinfalzon6854
@justinfalzon6854 Жыл бұрын
I love watching celebrities tank their career. Tom's too cool for everyone. OK, we hear ya and we will stop supporting you.
@Belenus3080
@Belenus3080 Жыл бұрын
Haha I’m wondering when the apology video is gonna come out
@oaktree1626
@oaktree1626 Жыл бұрын
Leeanne definitely recognizes what's going on 😂
@AppalachianChaplin
@AppalachianChaplin Жыл бұрын
I think people forget how hard Bert has become to deal with. Everyone close to him is saying he's exhausting to be around anymore. Tom loves him to death, you can tell. But you can love someone and not like them...and I think that may be the point Tom is hitting. Bert's ego after his movie went sky high, which means the behavior he's notorious for, also went sky high. Even on a calm day, you can barely get a word in when sitting with Bert...he'll talk over every single thing you say in order to talk about himself. Tom has definitely gotten bigger in his britches too, but I think how he is towards Bert, is due to Bert's own self destruction. Hard to watch a brother slowly kill themselves. I know all too much about that personally. Just my take🤷‍♂️
@emptyforrest
@emptyforrest Жыл бұрын
this, 100%. Tom has definetly gotten a bit out of touch and gotten a larger ego. fame and money does that to nearly EVERYBODY. people here say Tom has always though less of bert and such. and i cant see it. no one spends this much time with someone unless they really value the time they spend together. Tom has been touring a lot and moved to texas, OFC 2 bears will be much harder to make with limited schedule openings and travels involved. and anyone that have seen 2 bears when its just bert and a guest can easily tell it takes a special person to even handle him, let alone tolerate him for this many years. And yhea, maybe Tom is full of himself, and bert isnt? dude is dead serious when he sits there being bloated, flexing his muscles and say that he is so jacked in great shape. Friendships very rarely lasts forever. Tom may very well be growing away from bert, but mostly because bert REFUSES to grow at all.
@AppalachianChaplin
@AppalachianChaplin Жыл бұрын
@emptyforrest yup. I think the core of it is that Tom (and everyone else) knows that Bert is on a one way track to an early grave or infamous reputation, and they're starting to distance themselves mentally/emotionally, which will lead them distancing physically in the near future. Honestly dude...if it wasn't for the money it made, I think 2 bears woulda been canceled by Tom a long time ago. You can just tell he's exhausted doing a weekly show with Bert, and you can't blame him. Anyone would be. And I love Bert, I really do. Which makes this all suck so much. I'm gettin tired of him and I've never even met the dude, it has to be tiring as fuck being in his daily life
@davidlrogers
@davidlrogers Жыл бұрын
this is pretty much what i was feeling. i like Tom, saw him on his last tour, but for sure have felt like his attitude has become obnoxious. Christina can be kinda shitty too. that said, Bert isn't a walk in the park and i feel like everybody around him is just sick of the "i'm so famous, i love being famous" constant narcissism, but even worse it's because he's wrung literally one joke for all its worth and then act like he's a comedy legend everyone around him should be grateful to for giving them a career (his constant "i discovered Shane Gillis, i gave him my audience, i helped him with his act" bs is so annoying). the movie bombed because the machine joke is a dead horse and everybody knew it. unfortunately for Tom, his horse is tied to 2B1C/Bert so it's expected of him to go to a premier he didn't really want to go to - even by mutual friends who also weren't going (like Joe couldn't move a podcast?). i've had friends i got tired of (whether narcissism/being a one-sided friendship, alcoholism, their constant poor decisions creating drama, people they keep around, etc) and probably had this same kind of attitude of annoyance with, but he's just gotta make the decision to move on or at least back away from (be friends but end 2B1C) and if Bert/his wife get upset well he can't control that - but it's even more unkind to try to pretend you're still best friends yet this kind of resentment, annoyance, etc. comes out. it's okay to grow in different directions. i don't know how he was so close with Bert in the first place, much less for so long. i'm sure Bert is a good guy if you can look past his narcissism, constant attention whoring, massive exaggerations, etc. but he's gotta figure his shit out too. both could use counseling.
@AltarWz
@AltarWz Жыл бұрын
I don't even like Burt but for him to joke on the "poors" thing was fire lol
@Outlaw.Dharma
@Outlaw.Dharma Жыл бұрын
He's not just a bad friend, he's also a bad person. He just so happens to be hilarious, which is enough to pass as socially acceptable these days.
@Outlaw.Dharma
@Outlaw.Dharma Жыл бұрын
@squibbelsmcjohnson okay, WAS is more appropriate. I think his reactions to things are funny, but now that you mention it I don't think I've ever laughed at his actual stand up.
@organicwins91
@organicwins91 Жыл бұрын
He is not hilarious, his comedy is extremely generic/dull, normal comedy that the average person can do
@mariahaskins820
@mariahaskins820 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen and experienced a best friend’s, major shakeup/breakdown. It’s sad, but it happens.
@dklwos8088
@dklwos8088 Жыл бұрын
Congrats on the 100k dawg. Been here since 15, cool to see your channel grow.
@zuluboy4056
@zuluboy4056 Жыл бұрын
Just realized I’ve watched every single episode in your channel bro..keep up the good work my bro!!
@comedyenforcement
@comedyenforcement Жыл бұрын
Legend! I appreciate that lol
@zuluboy4056
@zuluboy4056 Жыл бұрын
@@comedyenforcement 💯💪🏾✌🏾
@A_YouTube_Commenter
@A_YouTube_Commenter Жыл бұрын
The only thing I like about Tom is how his wife gets lonely when he's not home and the skills she has.
@commiewaffle3371
@commiewaffle3371 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Comedy Enforcement! You gave me the greatest question of all time! Do I hate Tom or Bert more?
@jjerkamillo
@jjerkamillo Жыл бұрын
You can and should hate both equally for different reasons.
@ccsmooth560
@ccsmooth560 Жыл бұрын
I blame the fans who are giving money to these worthless "comedians". @@jjerkamillo
@LifeofJY
@LifeofJY Жыл бұрын
I would argue that Tom has a point about the audience being different in that. Everyone that likes Bert and his life style will also like Tom but not everyone that likes Tom and his lifestyle will also like Bert.
@jamescoleman1574
@jamescoleman1574 Жыл бұрын
The only reason Tom went to Bert's movie premiere was because Leanne like the good wife she is privately got on his ass about the things he was saying in public. Which shows you the type of ppl the Seguras are. After everything both families have been through together. Leeanne know what's the Seguras truly are. Smh. I wish Bert stops working with them. If the shoe was on the other foot Bert would be there.
@matthewsilfer2010
@matthewsilfer2010 Жыл бұрын
Idk on the other hand, would a good wife make you pretend to be friends with your husband?
@jamescoleman1574
@jamescoleman1574 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewsilfer2010 maybe I'm wrong. But she is right saying "we r friends, if I can't talk to them like friends then we arent." That type of insight Bert doesn't have from what I can see. I know I wouldn't keep being toms friend if he didn't show up to the biggest thing in my life after all we've been through. I'm not in theyre life so idk. Just they're show has changed. It used to be a funny comedy podcast. Now it's just boring. They talk about the fancy things they buy which is fine but they also talk about weird motivational things like really guys. Especially Tom. He's turning into a weird version of Andrew Tate. They also talk about just catch up things that they should talk about in private. So I don't man. Just for me the show hasn't been the same in awhile. Sorry this response was long.
@taotaostrong
@taotaostrong Жыл бұрын
@@matthewsilfer2010exactly. It reminds me of a mom begging someone to invite her stinky bed wetter kid to the slumber party.
@matthewsilfer2010
@matthewsilfer2010 Жыл бұрын
@@jamescoleman1574 don't worry I read your whole response, yea I mean it's subjective what is good or bad in that case so no one is wrong necessarily. At least I try to be cheeky like that, I agree the podcast is unwatchable mostly. Except when rife turned out to find a kindred spirit in Segura lol, shocker. The original sentiment, a best friend would know better after ten years of they were present I definitely agree with. Toms lack of presence could be the source of all this shit storm. Anyway cheers dude
@VincentS988
@VincentS988 Жыл бұрын
“It’s better to be fat and polite than to be skinny and rude” - Bryan Callen
@TheJulior1983
@TheJulior1983 Жыл бұрын
Tom seems like a really insecure dude, he seems like the person whos your friend until someone else comes around and then they will try to put you down to make themselves look better in front of the new person.
@469shayne
@469shayne Жыл бұрын
exactly, i bet he has a very small member too.....
@GiviFaaip
@GiviFaaip Жыл бұрын
As much as I can’t stand either one of them anymore you can tell Bert is the better human.
@StudioKujira
@StudioKujira Жыл бұрын
I legit look forward to this channels posts more than i do watching any podcast these days. Just dont go full blown "TMZ 24hr news Drama Alert cluck bait daily uploads" on us and ill click on every darn video ya put out. Keep up the great work & keep havin' fun doin it 👍
@thelightwielder
@thelightwielder 6 ай бұрын
I found out about Tom Segura from his comedy central special back in 2011, it had nothing to do with JRE
@LasagnaReaper
@LasagnaReaper Жыл бұрын
I like how Tom basically just admits to being a dirt bag and disappearing for 6 weeks. I dont get how you would do that with kids so young. If hes not out there for business you'd think he'd bring his family
@mattj1829
@mattj1829 Жыл бұрын
When he was in Europe he was touring, it's literally business for him and puts the food on the table for his family.
@dblackout1107
@dblackout1107 Жыл бұрын
⁠@@mattj1829*Its literally business and puts the Rolex in a cupholder of the Bugatti for his kid when they’re old enough to drive
@mattj1829
@mattj1829 Жыл бұрын
@dblackout1107 Can't hate a man for generating wealth for his family
@dblackout1107
@dblackout1107 Жыл бұрын
@@mattj1829 it’s less about providing for a family at that level of wealth is my point. Acting like it’s putting food on the table just made me laugh because it’s the furthest thought in their mind as far as what that money will be supporting. Also his episode at the airport has made me lose a lot of respect for him. Maybe all of it. There’s things people say and do when they’re in a mood and frustrated that are clearly just somebody venting and not worth analyzing. Then there’s very specific generalizations though that some people make in anger that are so out of left field from the issue at hand that you just know they wholeheartedly believe it. And in the case here with Tom where that’s the case, there’s not much to debate on to explain his statements. They’re just flat out stupid. The guy is now a rich moron who thinks that actually means something different in terms of your value or in terms of your raw intelligence or in terms of your natural abilities. At least he’s achieved the peak comedic title now of being a clown
@johnyoung9468
@johnyoung9468 Жыл бұрын
i was on the bert cruise, bert is so nice and genuine to everyone, he has his flaws but hes a good dude in the end, tom, i don't know, hard to tell where the bit ends and the reality begins
@ckinahan1
@ckinahan1 Жыл бұрын
I can tell you this much for a fact. I love them both, and I was introduced to Tom first, but I found Bert independent of Tom and loved him instantly too (well as soon as I got over the no shirt thing but that didn't take all that long because his storytelling and comedy were worth far more of my attention). They have both honestly brought me laughter on the darkest days and I am greatly appreciative of that and for them. Naturally when you find talents like them you would kill to see them in person and especially in an improv jewel of a city like Chicago where I live. Problem is, if you don't live on social media, you find out about shows 20 minutes after their posted at which point, they've sold out. So, Tom suddenly gets posted as almost an impromptu show in Wicker Park Chicago in 3 days and I got the email the second it came out. This time, I was going to get a ticket and I, was, psyched! $300. For 1 ticket. A third of my rent. For maybe an hour. I was crushed. A couple weeks later I see that Kreischer is coming and didn't bother even checking for tickets because they priced me out and I assume if Tom did, Bert had to have also. Crushed again. Starting to wonder why I even stay on these emails for standup shows. I ended up going on the theater's website for some totally unrelated event and though it was only a handful, there were still tickets to Bert. Its arena and Tom's was a small Chicago comedy club so that makes sense and I figured there are still tickets because I could buy a beater for less money. But to my shock and surprise? $35!!!! They were nosebleeds but still. I could have gotten a ticket and not ended up homeless for not paying rent. I didn't get paid until the next day though and by then it was sold out but I still have so much love and respect for Bert keeping it ACTUALLY real and not allowing the theater to price out his audience. And I'm still really disappointed that Tom has allowed his venues to charge prices that the broke people that helped make him famous when he was poor AF, are now not worthy of an hour of his time. It really changes one's perspective about just how NOT funny he can be.
@Belenus3080
@Belenus3080 Жыл бұрын
Just stop being a fan. He openly hates you and everyone like you
@paulclarke4776
@paulclarke4776 Жыл бұрын
Tom has done the 'Get in shape turn a nasty a**hole' thing!!
@davidguffman
@davidguffman Жыл бұрын
Another great video. Tom and Bert have definitely fallen off and have shown their true colors. It's only a matter of time and a few more bad specials till they are gonna be making Brendan schaub look like a winner.
@troycassidy6177
@troycassidy6177 Жыл бұрын
Schaub was awesome at Skankfest
@invictusbp1prop143
@invictusbp1prop143 Жыл бұрын
Segura seems like a good dude for the most part, and I find him to be funny as hell… He’s always been too smart to get along with Bert for too long. That being said, Tom makes jokes about it and tries to make it into a bit, but he has had one of the most obvious and open come-ups of any comedian and he really has let success go to his head in a very real way….making significant money now and being able to live a lifestyle he’s apparently always longed for and have things beyond the reach of the the peasants…and he LOVES it. He really is full of himself and is probably his biggest fan.
@Colossal322
@Colossal322 Жыл бұрын
Tom has been acting so douchy
@OlinKreutzRules
@OlinKreutzRules Жыл бұрын
It’s no act at all. If you listen long enough, people will eventually tell you who they really are.
@lukeshoo
@lukeshoo Жыл бұрын
​@@OlinKreutzRules how you act isn't "an act" it means the choices you make
@OlinKreutzRules
@OlinKreutzRules Жыл бұрын
@@lukeshoo No way!?!?!?!?
@lukeshoo
@lukeshoo Жыл бұрын
@@OlinKreutzRules yahweh
@OlinKreutzRules
@OlinKreutzRules Жыл бұрын
@@lukeshoo Well, thankfully for the rest of us you’ve got it all under control, Billy Madison. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻Have a great night, KZbin.
@ImproveHumanity
@ImproveHumanity Жыл бұрын
Tom plays the "Joker of the asshole". It's a real thing. There is joy in that sense of humor. Get with it.
@HBK360MUSIC
@HBK360MUSIC Жыл бұрын
Idk how anyone could support Tom anymore
@MainerMMA
@MainerMMA Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I stopped watching him and Bert about a year ago. Tom just seems way to snobby for me. He says some funny things but it doesn’t outweigh the negatives in my opinion.
@hb6-s9m
@hb6-s9m Жыл бұрын
they deserve each other
@KBem93
@KBem93 Жыл бұрын
Correct me if im wrong, but at some point tom was doing so bad that bert would help him out all the time with food and stuff
@DoomHat1776
@DoomHat1776 Жыл бұрын
BS. Tom never struggled. He got bankrolled by his bank vp dad. He's a phony hack.
@5gibbz
@5gibbz Жыл бұрын
I love this. The fact that people think this is the "end" of their friendship 😂 it'll take way more than some shit talking to make them part ways
@ratpuffshow7650
@ratpuffshow7650 Жыл бұрын
KZbin redbar Tom segura and all your favorite comedians 👀
@MR.FREEDMAN
@MR.FREEDMAN Жыл бұрын
I'm now convinced they are paying someone to laugh in the background.
@SlingKokWell
@SlingKokWell Жыл бұрын
Two things about Tom going or not going to events/premieres/promotions 1) He knows his presence isn’t going to make or break the success of the project pertaining to that premiere. 2) He’s not going to feel obligated to go to something that he didn’t have a role in creating. Burt put all that pressure on him to be involved in the premiere attendance hype. But didn’t even give him a role in that project. I wouldn’t blame anybody for not attending anything if those two criteria are met. 18:15 Bert or LeeAnne doesn’t tell Tom what to do. And I think this comment went right over Bert’s head. He wasn’t talking about Bert, he was talking about how LeeAnne was talking to him about whether or not he was going. As if she’s going to tell him what he will or will not do, removing his freedom of choice. Totally ridiculous to think that if she text him then what she says goes. She has no authority over Tom’s decisions. Friends or not.
@andrewprobst846
@andrewprobst846 Жыл бұрын
Everytime he gets cocky let's all remind ourselves of the time Quentin roasted the F out of him
@hlangaful
@hlangaful Жыл бұрын
It's crazy how we watch people's lives a TV series and you are our narrator. I notice what we are doing but it is so much better than what is on normal TV right now. It's too entertaining
@dukstedi
@dukstedi Жыл бұрын
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 Жыл бұрын
This kinda makes me feel bad for Bert. He's not my taste but he seems like he really cares for his friends and wants to support their success but they don't feel the same. Loyalty is everything in a friendship and without it there is no friendship.
@michaelpelzek8882
@michaelpelzek8882 Жыл бұрын
Same here dude. I hated on bert alot, and he is annoying to be fair. But i think he trys to be a good person. Tom however, seems like an awful person.
@MrGawn
@MrGawn Жыл бұрын
"Back-ally, tunesian knife fighter" Colin Might be the funniest thing he ever said.
@justbigstepbro9167
@justbigstepbro9167 Жыл бұрын
It’s absolutely insane, for Tom to say they don’t have the same audience and speaks to how much more highly he thinks of himself compared to Bert. It is very interesting , I started watching their content when they were at the peak. Introduced through the cool aid clip. And this decline has been so fun to watch
@HomieAdam
@HomieAdam Жыл бұрын
At the end of the day, anyone who has been a fan of 2 bears knows that the joke trumps all regardless of who gets hurt. They are comics first and go for the laugh even at there friends expense as I can guarantee things are not the same of air.
@JBfromFL
@JBfromFL Жыл бұрын
I didnt laugh once during Tom's Netflix special. And i wanted to if that makes sense. Other than the CP boner joke...but I think that joke was stolen?
@donniethekhajiit5252
@donniethekhajiit5252 Жыл бұрын
I don't think he's bad at comedy at all, he's one of the few decent Rogan sphere comedians, his only issue is how nasty he is.
@kushpakk2210
@kushpakk2210 Жыл бұрын
so did you laugh at any of berts specials? lmao
@JBfromFL
@JBfromFL Жыл бұрын
@@kushpakk2210 no
@na-vn5qy
@na-vn5qy Жыл бұрын
same. i thought of tom as one of the few standups i actually found funny (but ig i need to go back and rewatch some) - and i mean it wasn't awful, but. at no point did i laugh out loud, or even much to myself. but like i said, standup comedy specials that i find actually funny are extremely rare. as far as bert though, in all honesty i'd probably sooner watch schaub do standup. which i would never do.
@henzoko5946
@henzoko5946 Жыл бұрын
Ahhhh finally someone else who found only that joke to be funny lol. The rest was cookie cutter crap you get from every other comedian talking about there family
@bugsyproductions3140
@bugsyproductions3140 Жыл бұрын
You go from saying you understand Tom playing the Hollywood game to later criticizing him for doing just that. 😂
@drewmerka1300
@drewmerka1300 Жыл бұрын
Woo boy! Missed the mark on this one. Can’t wait for the “David Lucas and Tony Hinchcliff actually hate each other” video that’ll follow this one!
@Juggernaut365
@Juggernaut365 Жыл бұрын
Explain?!
@stevenzache7359
@stevenzache7359 Жыл бұрын
Props to Bert's wife for having the backbone that Bert lacks
@APATHTC
@APATHTC Жыл бұрын
Bro I just want to say thank you! You have been breaking down all that is comedy for a while now. I'm dependent on you! You are amazing.
@GrantREllis
@GrantREllis Жыл бұрын
Ive seen Tom a few times Bert once (at Fully Loaded) Colin once.. ... Every show was very different and I think it's fair to say that all the audiences felt very different. With that said, I think Tom could play to Bert's audience... But these are very different groups of people. At fully loaded we had legendary comedians getting booed by a pretty annoying (and drunk) audience. It was extremely frustrating.
@colleenann772
@colleenann772 Жыл бұрын
The thing I like about Mark Normand, is he is good to everyone. What a sweet heart.
@mikelac2
@mikelac2 Жыл бұрын
Only Bert has said they are best friends, but Tom is a sociopath and a terrible selfish person...he should have stayed broke and fat his ego sucks
@NA86737
@NA86737 Жыл бұрын
And honestly when you are a grown up calling someone your best friend is childish it's something a 6 year old says.
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