Tom Segura Netflix Cut Jokes

[@donaldlove4547]

This is the funniest I have ever seen a Japanese guy be.

[@parr40]

I’m in Tears 😭 Tom is hilarious

[@MikeMcDurmitt]

The funniest comedian, love this guy!

[@HoldensAirshowVideoMedia]

That dude with the delayed laugh is having a great time! XD

[@zstarzzz7]

Dude, right?!?! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@jamesgonzales8257]

@@zstarzzz7

[@jamesgonzales8257]

2:53

[@jacobdanielkuiper5744]

I have not burst my drink through my nose for decades, thanks dude!? 😏

[@trollsymctroll5361]

Tom’s good at subtle wealth brags.

[@hannahphelan101]

OMG - as an Aussie, that was a blinder of a joke - and thanks for highlighting the plight of the Koalas in a brilliant way (although habitat destruction is much worse). That joke just built and built, really darkly funny, but still managed to have a message for our furry friends. I hope you had fun down under, and I'm looking forward to your next tour here. HOTA (Home of the Arts) on the Gold Coast is not a massive venue, but it is on the Gold Coast which is an amazing place to visit from beach to hinterland.

[@johnpinchingjr9447]

Everybody keeps saying oh that didn’t happen I didn’t even know so many people were there during that conversation while he was walking past his house.😂

[@romanempire8370]

Honestly, one more reason to vote for Ted.

[@LindseyTorres-z2q]

Omg he's fuckin hilarious

[@anthonyrozada1980]

Perfect! Thank you.

[@billwhite8781]

im on my dads computer, influencing his algorithm...

[@LindseyTorres-z2q]

" i like yellow '😂

[@stiffchocolate7546]

All these jokes are on the Netflix special don't waste your time

[@Because7-8-9]

Thank you

[@ParkCityViking]

These are solid. Always worth your time :)

[@tjjames9846]

It’s never a waste of time when Tom is telling jokes, even if you have heard them before.

[@markmerk3939]

Actually I just started watching and this first part was cut but is played everywhere

[@ryanono2482]

Why are you so bent up?

[@MaritzaCollins-d1b]

Best 😅😅😅

[@Reaper_paragon]

Nice bait title. It’s lame when people lie in the titles of the videos.

[@199tigertail]

I missed the joke but I’ve always been the type of gentleman to listen to others.

[@trishs928]

Ted cruz.

[@batmansavage9121]

Sloppy joe or cherry bomb 😂

[@AdamLinwood]

Where are the bodies Tim?

[@dnllamb]

That first story definitely didnt happen

[@Shiestey]

Yeah… it’s hard to believe Tom segura makes so much money that he lives in the same neighborhood as a former US president lol. George HW Bush lives on a ranch where you can’t even get within a mile of it without getting stopped by the police lol

[@Beardo2517]

Ya I don't think Ted can think that fast

[@fan-plastictoys5948]

Deep down, somehow, l knew it was Ted Cruz. 😑

[@jondy73]

That's what he wanted you to believe. He's a liberal. I sould bet my 401k that this convo, about the mothers and daughters, never happened. Come on, dude.

[@33yearsofpain]

​@@jondy73bros out here hard pressed that someone made a joke about Ted Cruz 😂

[@emic621]

Ted Cruz doesn’t live in Austin

[@Kathy_1991]

Funny compilation but WHY LIE ON THE TITLE??? These are all IN his Netflix special....

[@IntegrityHorizon]

I think yall are missing the fucking point but lets not ruin it.

[@TheInfectiousCadaver]

tom is the type of guy to tell you hes just an everyman and hes humble. in reality he hates anyone that isnt as rich as him. yes that includes you.

[@AdamLinwood]

He has never been the same since they got that McDonalds money. He lost his mind.

[@ericatalk4441]

Ted Cruz oughta rly stop smh

[@yoiink]

I've seen/heard these jokes before, they must've censored the original show 🤔

[@zackfolkestad8746]

Hold up. Stores offer drinks???

[@d.b.1176]

Not Walmart or Hime Depot amigo.

[@yukefort8402]

10:52

[@michaelkreisel3573]

What do comedians have against Ted Cruz? Bill burr tells a similar stupid story, so it must be true 🥴

[@papercut..]

Ted Cruz sucks, that's what comedians have against him. Same feeling a bunch of non comedian people have about him...

[@michaelkreisel3573]

@@papercut.. 5,973,431 votes 🤣

[@papercut..]

@@michaelkreisel3573 yeah in Texas. Us in Florida (who has had the most mass shootings) think he's pathetic and insulting... He cares about 1 thing and 1 thing only.. making sure those NRA checks keep coming

[@michaelkreisel3573]

@@papercut.. guns don't kill people people kill people. How many baby murders did the United States have last year?

[@batkat0]

​@@michaelkreisel3573An estimated 54% of adults cannot read above a 6th grade level. So I can totally believe that Cruz would secure almost 6 million votes in that dogsht state. Plus it's well known that no one likes Cruz. Even fellow republicans find him to be insufferable.

[@queunlimited4779]

Probably the worse dressed person on his street.

[@attillathehunny2073]

I call BS. if this were true, it would have been everywhere in the media. The only way to keep something like this quiet would be if Cruz were a Democrat.

[@kches46]

It's comedy dude relax

[@MarcelG404]

Dang you mean to tell me that you're so republican that you do not know how Jokes work?

[@Beardo2517]

Womp Womp

[@dnllamb]

@attillathehunny2073 yeah, that story is total bullshit, Ted lives rent free in Tom's head

[@RiffKenyon]

Hush now, your daddy's here

[@AleksandarMijailovic-so1li]

You lost it

[@billwhite8781]

May Lyin Ted receive the stupidity he puts out back upon him tenfold.

[@jennifergregory7461]

Things that never happened.

[@OleDylbo]

It's comedy bro 🤣

[@papercut..]

How do you know? Has Tom told you that personally? You clearly just don't like him, so don't watch his comedy.

[@sirclarkmarz]

Segura's a dirt bag

[@matthewsoriano6368]

Literally what comedy is

[@nickhamilton4268]

⁶ÿ6⁶6

[@james10739]

So i guess i only kinda have a problem with making up stories about real people that we can just ask like ted cruze but you cant say something like i didn't make this up when you made it all up

[@datgrrl_official]

You seem to be attempting to write in english but...not quite. Stay in school.

[@coronalight77]

People like you are why aliens won't talk to us

[@JSmith-b3h]

They should have cut the whole special. He's not funny.

[@anijp9275]

Lmao

[@lucasbrennanmma]

Clearly in the minority

[@TCITCP.Kh15]

You are a psychopath if you don't think Tom's funny......js

[@FlyKidFlaco]

He sounds like Nate Bargatze

[@MatthewMullen-ws8fw]

He does?

[@urieljimenez44]

no he doesnt

[@akairborne]

Nate sounds like him?

[@clubpsychiatrist2049]

Don't rip on Nate like that

[@richardmultiimages7431]

They have a different delivery but both equally as good. Both been doing this forever too.