Tombstone - Doc Holiday - Card Scene

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[@torik.6047]

“I know, let’s have a spelling contest!” Doc was such a troll🤣🤣🤣

[@corygriffiths4394]

That part always gets me lol

[@billdavis6978]

Most sober people can’t speak as well as Doc on a bender.

[@rcherry1978]

Yeah but it's Docs"Ooops" that sets it all up

[@ahorsewithnoname773]

The way he is laughing in the background at 1:49 as Ike loses his temper and has to be restrained by others makes it even more hilarious.

[@angelalake200]

them is fighting words 😂for some

[@_TheComedian_]

"Maybe Poker is not your game, Ike. I know, let's have a spelling contest!" That really got him mad...

[@abdullkearney4916]

I'll be your huckleberry

[@eazye088]

Was Ike illiterate? Is that why he got so pissed?

[@SnoopReddogg]

Ive busted that one out a few times over the years... certainly pisses people off

[@dominik2538]

The Comedian 😂😂😂

[@iwillplayforgumbo]

@@eazye088 I think Ike’s tantrum was caused by a combination of being cleaned out at the poker table, being mocked by the guy who cleaned him out, and knowing there was nothing he could do about it. The Earp brothers wouldn’t let him hurt or kill a shitfaced Doc, and he had to know that he’d have zero chance against him in a legitimate fight.

[@pheenix42]

"Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself." Says the man who knows the Grim Reaper is walking next to him.

[@chrisdillon8506]

Alonzo Branson so many have typed out that same thing over and over again

[@jrock2264]

As others have said, Steven Lang is off the charts. He really gets into his character. I believe that he's Ike Clanton.

[@penoyer79]

lol he literally drank tequila the entire shoot.

[@StoryTimeZE]

I had no idea Ike was played by Steven lang; love this movie and loved Steven lang in avatar, Gettysburg and don’t breathe

[@rudrakshkamath2071]

Stephen Lang was ike clanton

[@jrock2264]

@@rudrakshkamath2071 I know. I actually believed he was Ike, vs. an actor. He was That good.

[@lorcansavage1550]

I remember him standing out as the crazed killer in ‘The Hard Way’ with James Woods and M.j Fox , realising this was the same guy blew my mind

[@storminboy]

What a fantastic performance from Val Kilmer.

[@huskerhammer6325]

Val Kilmer said one of the hardest things was acting drunk. His solution? Be half in the bag when filming. He was actually intoxicated in this scene.

[@obiwanfisher537]

Lol seriously?

[@rcp1936]

Way over did the boozing Anybody consuming that muck whisky at one sitting would be dead

[@4redniwediS]

Bob Polaneczky A trick a lot of card players would do, they would drink gin and cut it with water and act the fool, acting like they were drunk and sloppy, making the other players sloppy! Don't know if Doc ever did that, but it would have suited him!

[@rcp1936]

Interesting

[@michaelcovel3793]

So much praise for the main actors in this film but Ike (Stephen Lang) was one of the most convincing actors in this movie

[@bluesummers5051]

Ho...ly...shit. That was him?!

[@1BigCREE1Redtail]

Bluesummers Yup!

[@angeloterrones9789]

Learn something new everyday

[@rogertwitty8221]

fair..

[@ussexeter4601]

Lang’s Ike Clanton was brilliant!

[@shino8854]

Even wyatt is afraid of Doc, the way he takes his hand of his shoulder and apologises.

[@sweetbabytrae]

shino88 or they’re just friends that respect each other

[@bryanprime3438]

@@sweetbabytrae Both?

[@ThePartisan13]

@@bryanprime3438 Definitely both

[@AlexKS1992]

In real life Doc saved Wyatt’s and it was known that Doc had a short fuse and a nasty temper.

[@thomasromano9321]

Doc Holliday was as dangerous as a coiled rattlesnake.

[@solomongumball9570]

Sam Elliot. The only man to ever be born with a bad ass moustache.

[@caitlinbrewer4843]

Solomon Gumball this film is full of awesome mustaches

[@brynnanashton2865]

I can't even watch stuff he's in without his moustache.

[@marcusdorsey61md]

Solomon Gumball Tom Sellecks moostach is pretty awesome as well

[@razorsharpsmile]

Burt Reynolds' too.

[@horryclutch]

All the mustaches of tombstone are amazing

[@Gonken88]

what makes this so great is the fact that the actors actually allowed themselves to look beat. kilmer is pale and sweaty, and lang looks like he's warm, stinking and hadn't had a bath in months.

[@ahorsewithnoname773]

Perfectly fits the scene as well because Doc is supposed to be on hour 36 of a bender.

[@burtwonderstone5315]

I like how the guy saves the bottle from rolling off the table so casually at 2:07

[@vorgoth55]

Whats sad, is if that wasn't a five time take and instead a first hand, he'd be one of the best in the west legitimately.

[@theothertroll]

shut the fuk up

[@theothertroll]

yea, people have a bad habit of protecting their bought and paid for opiates.

[@vorgoth55]

theothertroll Alcohol is a pre good Opiate... I prefer Oxy or Percacet though.

[@bigdiezl]

that was fuckn sweet... def not scripted badass!!!!

[@ludlowlivingston2129]

I've not yet begun to defile myself.

[@pittland44]

Best line in the a movie chock full of great one liners.

[@rogerlewis1361]

Awesome line!

[@3spressoShot]

im your huckleberry

[@chrisdillon8506]

pittland44 yet everyone feels they have to type them out

[@confusedwhale]

chris dillon: He didn't say that it goes without saying.

[@8861mario1]

Movie couldn't of been the same without any one of them actors, they all played their roles to perfection!

[@swoosh50]

let's have a spelling contest

[@peterkolas3827]

swoosh50 best part of movie

[@MattSmith-iq1ld]

And I can assure you that Ike wouldn't win it. Doc knew Latin, could recite lines from Shakespeare during gunfights and quote the bible better than a southern Baptist. It wasn't just that he was a doctor. He was a tremendously well read, educated man. The combination of that with his drinking, gambling, pistol shooting ways just makes him one of the most compelling Western characters ever. That and his verbal wit. And the fact that he was living with a death sentence, which made him super dangerous. I also find it interesting how egalitarian his relationship was with Kate. She was known for being able to whip out a pistol at times to get Doc out of some bad situations. Sorts of reminds of American novelist Jack London and his relationship with his 2nd wife. Jack was a bit of an outlaw himself. Very different for the times. Of course Doc and Jack were not the kinds of dudes for settling down and having kids. They were ideal guys for attracting women who were before their times but who also were attracted to bad asses.

[@chrisdillon8506]

swoosh50 typing out movie quotes?

[@mturker100]

@@chrisdillon8506 Or feeling the need to point it out on every comment?

[@leesways3100]

I came here to sample that.

[@robertsimpson2214]

1 of the best movies I've ever seen...Period

[@sophiamangusso530]

Robert Simpson same

[@251Trioxin]

Robert Simpson indeed sir

[@pladampa]

in my top 5 I don't even like westerns

[@Calbenmike]

The best slurred speech I have ever seen by an actor in any movie.

[@robertlange1772]

Every actor in this film nailed it perfectly! Making it one of the greatest western movies ever made.

[@MONSTERDR451]

yep '93 was a great release year... by the book👽

[@marquesjohnson6359]

" I've not yet begun to defile myself " LMAO😂🤣 every line from doc was gold but that's probably my favorite

[@mikerichards1498]

Tombstone, Outlaw Jose Wales, and Pale Rider...perhaps the three best westerns of all time! I get the "jilly willys" EVERY time I watch them.

[@ussexeter4601]

Mike Richards and Deadwood! And I agree with all the westerns you mentioned.

[@limjahey42]

“Nonsense i’m right as the mill (mail?)” - *Literally passes out*

[@rogerscottcathey]

one of the best westerns ever

[@rosson1983]

1:48 Doc laughing at Ike when he’s trying to act the hard man is such an insult and affront to his cowboy allegiance. Love this film.

[@gryphgaming1887]

"Dont' you threaten me you little son of a bitch" got Virgil is the best

[@gryphgaming1887]

I love how Vergil is calm but then flips the switch when Ike starts threatening him

[@lightbladeninja168]

No one will ever be able to top Val Kilmars performance hell this movie alone stands the test of time.

[@SS-Tommy]

Hey, loving man.

[@pabassfisherman]

They don't make movies like this anymore this good. All great actors!

[@cobraelectric]

Love how Wyatt and Virgil Earp step in to defend Doc Holliday in this scene.

[@user-ez5wq5ul7y]

Loved Ike’s subtle line: “Hey, loving man you’ve been called.” 🤣

[@GreggDuncanMcLean1]

Such a great movie with a great script and more important it was cast so very well. The star of the movie was certainly Doc Holiday who stole the show but also made everyone else's role so much better.. One of my all time favorites for sure...

[@RB2331]

Beyond a classic and I felt sorry for Kevin Costner when he had to make 'his' fucking garbage movie about Wyatt Earp ...lol

[@82ghall]

didn't make sense Tombstone was already in production and they rushed Costner's movie, bad on the studio part .. could have used the talent for another western and story

[@kkibler1]

He made it up with open range.

[@kbanghart]

Wyatt Earp was very good

[@jimspittle1485]

Greg McLean v

[@xo6910]

If the Academy Awards was a true determinator of acting talent then Val Kilmer would have an Oscar for his role of Doc Holiday in Tombstone.

[@jkreugg]

I don't take no lip from no bartender neither.

[@michaelcovel3793]

J kreugg I always laugh at that part A few tenders I would like to do that to

[@wonderlandgirlable]

J kreugg you must not drink..

[@chrisn365]

J kreugg said that in the movie thanks

[@samueljames9342]

Wonderful movie

[@guyhandsome43]

Like someone truly drunk, Doc takes a second to realize he's been touched, then smoothly declares, "I will not be pawed at, thank you very much." It's a fucking acting clinic.

[@ekdog91]

go sleep it off holliday. that's an order

[@williamayers617]

Can't believe ike is played by Stephen Lang!!!

[@hanzflackshnack1158]

A man part of a ruthless gang grabs Doc and he’s just laughing. You can’t intimidate a person that wants to die

[@trevorross9130]

“ come, darling let’s seek our entertainment elsewhere”

[@2teej742]

I love how even though wyatt has a badass rep even he knows when to stop pushing no body tells doc what to do much less force him to do it

[@AlejandroAguilar-wi7qb]

Why ike what ever do u mean

[@xxraddrummerxx]

man, look at those cat likes at 2:05 with the bottle catch haha

[@erikghast3312]

"I'm right as the mail....." XD

[@ussexeter4601]

Erik Ghast was it Mail? Always thought it was milk.

[@nonee757]

I said it before and I'll say it again "Val Kilmer should have won an Oscar for his performance!"

[@iracinogueira936]

O MELHOR FILME DE FAROESTE DA HISTORIA. ATORES FANTASTICOS.

[@redreynolds8959]

Sam Elliott is hot!! IMO, this is Val Kilmer's best role.

[@doubtingthomas6146]

When I grow up, I want to be like Sam Elliott’s moustache.

[@ppvk2610]

Thirty six hours straight, that's like a day and a half, pretty impressive yet not impossible when you are "in you're prime " hehehe For like a few years this one of my favorite movie

[@oreoplayz1678]

Honest wish I could LIVE in tombstone I went there recently but love doc holiday he makes it come alive

[@beeliam-li2hf]

“ Listen now Mr. Kansas lawdog , Law don’t go round here …. Savy ? - Ike best quote lol 😆 Wyatt just push the hell outta Ike tryna touch his best friend Doc lmao 🤣

[@pablod6872]

3:03 Ike downs his shot and refills his glass while the bartender is distracted. Never caught that before, and I've seen this movie at least a dozen times.

[@wendyromero9488]

Val was amazing in this movie!!!!

[@charlesking7948]

"MY LOVING MAN "

[@georgeadkins9114]

Best mustaches in Hollywood movie history!!!

[@cameronalexander359]

What a cast!

[@miltiades490]

Lol at 2:06 when he catches the bottle without looking 😂

[@topogigios3268]

just love ike clanton, real bad ass lol

[@geoffreysnyder5144]

Val Kilmer cut his teeth here and cemented his role several times afterwards!

[@tokus420]

in the old west, calling someone a pimp was an insult, now its a compliment lol!

[@ezrazavala8611]

That doc is certainly one cool dude.

[@nccamsc]

Stephen Lang is a great actor.

[@tdpmayhemyt]

One thing I’ve noticed with all western movies and maybe I’m wrong but I never see anyone paying for their bar tab

[@adinicic4259]

To think Ike is the same dude who played Colonel in Avatar Stephen Lang. One hell of a makeup.

[@paddypup1836]

Rip bill

[@spencer5654]

And no one can make him.

[@sludge4125]

Ike was pretty brave in this scene.

[@bertoaben8224]

I love Dana Delaney.

[@brianfarkas8172]

Just a badass movie.

[@tat2jitsu411]

I will not Be pawed at THANK YOU VERY MUCH OOPS

[@melodymakermark]

The main actors are top of the heap, but give it up for Stephen Lang. The man just becomes the character. Say what you want about Gods and Generals, but his Stonewall Jackson was amazing, as is his Ike Clanton, or George Pickett.

[@adrianboyddodd8007]

Why do I feel that Val Kilmer had his best years ahead of him as an actor when disaster strikes him down just like the character he is playing here.

[@talkaboutwacky]

I hated seeing Doc Holliday sick. I wept when he died

[@TheSunsfan2006]

When Ike says loving man😂😂😂

[@jameskelly5672]

Ya gotta love Ike

[@romulus7739]

Why is Ike cool with Wyatt giving him a shove toward the door, but freaked out when Virgil did it?

[@kennethlucas7473]

I hate pimping

[@Chris-vl1fn]

I would have to say, this is Val Kilmer's pièce de résistance.

[@theducksneezes4987]

Surprised this movie didn't earn a lot of money.

[@chapter4444]

Mandela effect! "I'm as right as the morning sun" is what Doc said. Not: " I'm as right as the mail".

[@joshuamorris2908]

Goddamn pimps lol

[@NoOne-gx2wc]

She always takes his cup

[@georgeadkins9114]

Don't you threaten me you little son of o bitch, lol love Sam Elliot and that badass stache...

[@aaronpaeth]

That's sam Elliot for ya.

[@pip12111]

TB is one helluva drug

[@williameckman5942]

that was one of the funniest parts of the movie

[@BlackDiamond1967]

40 people don't like to be pawed at

[@yahsonisrael497]

“Oops”

[@eazye088]

80 people defiled themselves.

[@lightningstriker1769]

"...I've not yet begun to defile myself." This will be on my "tombstone".

[@sludge8506]

Mine’s going to say “there goes the neighborhood.”

[@ryanstobaugh460]

Cuff up and flee

[@251Trioxin]

36 hours straight?? Damn

[@navinjonson1902]

I don't think Ike would've been very good at spelling contest either :/

[@ChrisAldridge]

Hey, loving maaan. lol

[@Tall-Cool-Drink]

"I know...Lets have a spelling contest...".....lol

[@natashatracephoenix5998]

Hey love this part of the movie love doc lets have a spelling contest

[@scottcrider4765]

military police......the Catherine in the rye......may need to read this

[@Tall-Cool-Drink]

I like Ike's hat. lol

[@tonyliang8099]

Once again that cancer on the eyes and lungs 🫁 😢

[@JohnDoe-zr8pc]

Holiday had TB.

[@mohammedkamranali5035]

End party

[@billhuber2964]

I would play poker with doc

[@Liberalismisadisease809]

Won 12 hands in a row! Doc was one helluva card cheat

[@adrianalvarez6700]

Idk why but i can smell ike from the screen