The Tom Green Show - None of your business

[@Jay_Flippen]

He's definitely on his way to the parliament buildings.

[@rupert-j8f]

bullshit to you he,s not going to the parliment buildings.

[@brad7566]

Hes never fucking been there before

[@teamtinyturtle9103]

He sounds like someone who works at the parliament buildings.

[@AlexO-sx6ff]

It's none of your damn business.

[@SL-dp1pi]

Shit who’s never been to the parliament building? What a loser lol 😂

[@alexriesenbeck]

Tom, you are a pioneer of entertainment and a true legend. These clips deserve more attention in todays media landscape

[@rosario508]

In his mind Tom's thinking "Holy shit! This is GOLD!!!!!"

[@drpete0616]

PRETTY SURE IT'S NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS

[@Rshields388]

@@drpete0616 lmao dead

[@LL-ux9jz]

I literally just said that before I read this comment 10 years later haha

[@sweetness583]

​@@LL-ux9jz same here 😂

[@henryhammond7393]

All of Canada's aggression manifested into one man.

[@joshrendon1638]

Henry Hammond I’m Canadian and I approve of this comment.

[@seanowens8330]

There's an angry old guy like that inside all of us.

[@snorgisborg2]

He needs a snickers

[@jebwoodford1233]

I think his name is Scott the Dick, South Park told us about him

[@wyskass861]

They hold and election every 3 years for the single angry guy representative for Canada.

[@undeadnightorc]

These should be getting way more views. Tom Green's stuff predates all these stupid prankster videos and their "social experiments" on youtube. He was a pioneer.

[@raaie7890]

The God Father of Viral Videos

[@randomdude189]

Undead Nightorc unsung hero

[@whiteshadow59]

too right, and the material is still better

[@BSon-sj9uc]

Exactly

[@chrisfegan81]

And I've laughed way harder at his stunts than the ones on jackass

[@YesOkayButWhy]

"Don't ask me any more questions or I'll hit ya." "Why do ya wanna hit me?" Underrated line, even the audience didn't laugh!

[@theworldisfallingapart867]

take a flyin fuck bud

[@snnewell]

Tom: "Did you have a bad day today?" Bitter old man: "What the kinda day is that?" Tom: "Uh, the opposite of a good day..."

[@heidiharris9227]

"you seem like you're in a bad mood" 😂

[@UltrafineDeluxe]

Hey, that was in the video!

[@Suzanne-t3l]

I warned ya!

[@jaretwood9558]

That old man was put on this earth for this exact reason. I thank the universe for that.

[@MarceloLaraM]

Jaret Wood lol ahh great comment

[@theanniechannel6197]

Hahahhaha I love it

[@lindboknifeandtool]

His entire life amounted to your light enjoyment :)

[@edwardbliss8931]

Tom Green prolonged and milked this guy for all it's worth

[@MarceloLaraM]

Edward Bliss hahaha there was gold left for part 2

[@happilyham6769]

Yeah I do want that actually lmao

[@smokeyization]

O yeah. Hahaha

[@ohkay3644]

He could have milked it more and followed him... Then when the old guy yelled out why the hell are you following me. Tom could reply with a simple " just wanted to see where you were going"

[@MarceloLaraM]

@@ohkay3644 🤣 that’s insane 😆

[@KaBaSki714]

RIP to that old man from the 90s; he finally made it to wherever he was going.

[@kobrien4121]

Wherever he was going it is none of your damn business. Now go take a Flying F##k.

[@NativeOfTheLand97]

He went to the parliament buildings

[@ko7302]

He went to the holy flying F*** in the sky

[@chevalier7249]

He is 100% still alive.

[@completely_worthless_being]

@@chevalier7249 You never know.

[@HonJazzz]

I still ask my friends if they are going to the parliament building.

[@kz-be3ri]

Do you like the parliament buildings?

[@HonJazzz]

@@kz-be3ri That’s none of your damn business!

[@kz-be3ri]

@Streetbob Dyna Dude was more tanked then teiniman square

[@penpeen2185]

Where are you going?

[@DavidTrejo]

@@kz-be3ri Wow 😮😅🤣

[@FORTYFPS]

one of the greatest moments in canadian television history

[@MMK86]

when the world found out us Canadians are not as friendly as everyone thinks lol

[@chanjackie2299]

The other one is when your politicians were applauding a nazi in the parliament, along with the Ukrainian dictator.

[@SeminarioMAE]

i thought canadian were nice

[@Krondelo]

lol "Don't ask me anymore question or I'll nail you one!"... Tom: "Why do you want to hit me?" hahaha

[@ALASKAANARCHY]

@JustinBieber fuck off

[@smithcolin00]

@JustinBieber yeah it was but k

[@quirkypurple]

We need total coverage!!!

[@smelmardingdong]

As soon as the drunk old dude started to walk away Tom should have asked him, where he's going 😂

[@Quiksilversurf311]

Sounds like something he’d do, I’m surprised he didn’t. I bet he figured he got plenty enough footage of him already.

[@Hixxyclips]

Going to the Liquor Store

[@scottwilliam3470]

Hixxyclips or the bar

[@ishikawa1338]

Lmao, yep

[@nothere413]

Coming FROM the liquor store.

[@chrisfegan81]

And he was interfering with his business

[@orangetoes223]

I was look for this comment lmao

[@Holly_77]

“The opposite of a good day.” That part kills me!! Thanks, Tom, for all of the laughs!! ❤️

[@backyardsausage]

Dammit, Mr. Lahey.

[@ramrodnj]

Thats exactly what I thought

[@PIXELSURPRISE]

Erik Sverreson Holmes awww... lahey was much better at being the liquor than this guy. This dude woulda scared bobandy off

[@fizzybubbele8122]

😆😆😆 true that

[@criticalmass527]

I am the liquor

[@e.ruthless4824]

DAMN IT, RANDY!!!😂

[@Space_Ghost_Hunter]

I like how he politely tells that good Samaritan not to get involved. It would've been great content but it isn't worth a stranger possibly getting hurt. Shows good character on Tom's part.

[@themuntstick]

nice work to the guy who said "i'm myself" that was a good one

[@AW-wy3xv]

such a canadian reply

[@Madanth0ny]

I’m me and you are you

[@arekhautaluoma4276]

Classic quick witted Canadian XD

[@bobmalack481]

"Whats a bad day?!" "uhh, an opposite of a good day?" LOL!!

[@TrapMusicNow]

End the end he should have asked him, "so where you going now?"

[@smaulee]

+Trap Music NOW. Or "Well, where are you coming from?"

[@gobotjones]

+Trap Music NOW. End my day, people ended the end with a big 'END'. End yo face! End.

[@itsonlymyopinionok8115]

Trap Music NOW. hell ya man OMG lol can my baby dad looks exactly like him no word of a lie... lmao.

[@itsonlymyopinionok8115]

I love the slut mobile lmao

[@magicjackm]

i don't think it's any of your damn business what he asked him in the end

[@Kickstart500]

I love the gentle struggle for the microphone.. so stereotypical Canadian!

[@roofdoubleflip]

"Who the hell are you?", "I'm myself."

[@smokeyization]

Hahahaha yeah that unnoticed part is the funniest thing.

[@smokeyization]

Take a flying fuck hahahaha.

[@user-wl2xl5hm7k]

@@daelinproudmore5068 I think that’s the best thing to say

[@sleepwell2186]

@@daelinproudmore5068 you are lame

[@TheAdjaman]

@Rimone Media None of your damn business!

[@collectivelight]

"Did you have a bad day today?" LOL, this has to be one of the best spontaneous interviews of all time!

[@WaffledMags]

When the old dude asked Tom where he was going, Tom shoulda said none of your damn business lol

[@Trudragon88]

Adam Beidler haha

[@ishikawa1338]

Hed tryin but he is also keepin on his toes incase lol

[@malueg79]

Omg Yes!!

[@oliviaandrade1441]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SOULDEZIGNER]

ROFLMAO XD

[@TuckerCarlsonEpisodes]

It's 2024 and I still definitely think he was on his way to the parliament buildings.

[@angels77100]

This still cracks me up 20 yrs later.

[@jayj3000]

20 yrs....

[@-whackd]

Still funny 3 decades later

[@shamusbob7969]

I never realized he's so ashamed of being a drunk, that he knows the answer to the question is he's going to the bar/liquor store, and it's probably only 2 or 3pm, so he's extra insecure about it so he turns his shame into intense anger at Tom for even reminding him of his lonely problem.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

I kinda feel bad for the guy :/

[@PubeStache]

I've watched this over 30 times and it never fails to make me laugh!

[@dylandarcy8587]

After all these years it never gets old

[@MyksCoinDigs]

The good ole 90's

[@-berberry]

He definitely yells at children that are in his yard.

[@orth82]

Leave it to Tom to find the angriest bum in Canada :D

[@names_are_useless]

Yeah he wasn't very Canadian ... I think you stole of one ours! Signed, The US of A

[@leogmelin353]

🤣

[@fishin3196]

Was that man jim lahey?

[@D33Lux]

@@fishin3196 None of your damn business

[@carlosmatos9848]

@@D33Lux Take a flying fuck!

[@duicic8541]

I remember when that aired... I was on vacation in the UK. Star Trek: Voyager "Live Fast and Prosper" ran on another channel. Two decades later, my memory does its weird thing and asks itself if something that old might find its way to KZbin. I was not disappointed.

[@dartfrogger]

This is quite possibly my favourite Tom Green bit..... brilliant!

[@lizerdking8766]

Without a doubt

[@judochemistry]

Wow I didn't realize Hunter S. Thompson was on the Tom Green show

[@chocloditelensman]

Chris V hah!!!!

[@TheCBC1984]

this was my favorite thing on television when i was a kid (this segment in particular) and it still holds up!

[@frederickblackwell9960]

Tom Green is a legend. It was 1998, The 1st Season Episode 2 of his comedic talk show The Tom Green Show.

[@adamsuzan62]

Tom's control in this scene is legendary

[@DerangedLeftWingers]

i remember this it was so funny watching that old man go off lol

[@weirdsearchhistory5876]

Don't let the light-hearted T-shirt fool you, grandpa has a bad temper.

[@Bfettrules]

Wow props to the mic company. Damn thing is indestructible. I recommend any actor, singer, host & MC seriously pick up whatever Tom is using.

[@forman208]

It's sad how uptight & miserable some people are in the world

[@RumchugMusic]

I'm guessing that was a typical Canadian.

[@nickfrank1]

the dude was slightly unhinged

[@mailmallett]

Thinking exactly the same. Like when he did the under cutters pizza that guy came at him with a hammer.

[@aldown]

I know right? I'm guessing he had some substance abuse problem or was homeless

[@TheAed38]

Just wait until you're 80 with disabilities and some punk kids start pranking you. You'll be just as uptight and miserable.

[@destynova4512]

Damn this is classic, still remember watching this when it first came on TV.

[@slymecookies4482]

I cant believe I just found this channel lol I remember watching the Tom Green Show when I was a kid and he is def the OG of this style of comedy... Thanks this made me happy!

[@offsideandy]

Tom, when i was a kid my dad used to take me to the thrift store all the time. One day i found a vhs tape called "something smells funny" and it made my life complete. I knew about you, but it was my first introduction to you. I still own that tape and this segment was on it. Thanks for posting this dude. You're the fucking best.

[@Zockledoof]

Upload it to KZbin

[@rturae]

Someone needs to make a sick "flying fuck" remix of that old man

[@innercores1266]

working on it !

[@Numinor31]

+INNERCORES well?...

[@innercores1266]

+Numinor it is posted on my page check it. www.soundcloud.com/innercores

[@rturae]

INNERCORES you are the man! Shared it

[@Zockledoof]

It’s already all cool and distorted

[@kinghadbar]

This and “Away we go” are forever in my head.

[@davidlevy4291]

And away we ran!

[@StephenChapman]

Man, this brings back some seriously amazing memories! I remember seeing commercials on MTV for this show prior to season 1 and thinking how amazing it was going to be...and it was! There was absolutely nothing like this beforehand and I shamelessly laughed my ass off with every episode. Tom had a way of being right on time with certain responses, like ~2:26 in this video. So many amazing moments like that. Thanks for posting all of these, Tom! You made my teenage years so much more bearable. =)

[@rachelhart818]

@3.18 the "Microphone Mele" will be forever timeless - Tom Green you are the GOAT of a generation 🎤💪💯

[@newyorkgiantsfan5440]

“IIIII don’t think that’s any of your damn business.”😂😂😂

[@beatsinmycrates]

God damn it, I'm back in high school, love it. Miss this show

[@AlexColberg]

We never got to find out where he was going

[@tropicanna-3029]

True, but we'll always know he wants people to take a flying fuck

[@TekMoliGy]

he was definitely going to the parliment

[@U2SaxFan]

He was probably going to get that flying fuck he kept talking about.

[@zirpkehd]

It's none of our business.

[@jc_malone8217]

I don't think its any of -my- your god damn business.

[@devinbryne9208]

How does Tom keep a straight face and not bust up laughing? Good stuff

[@toddfromwork8931]

Well wherever he was going, he wasn't on a schedule if he has the time to scream at somebody asking him where he's going.

[@nonpondo_]

Wherever he was going is none of your damn business

[@CandelaZ]

take a flying fuck

[@tommydarko1984]

He was definitely late for his court date.

[@sydneyprescott3374]

Dementia

[@SiegePerilousEsauMaltomite]

Probably nowhere

[@tommytwomommy]

Hes polite and well spoken. It separates him from trash “street comedy”

[@Mellowspark1]

This reminds me of my father.

[@OkinInc]

Hubert Applebaum Brother, is that you?

[@efremendez]

Tom or the drunk?

[@Suzanne-t3l]

A mean drunk just like my father.

[@josephc5208]

Bystander: "I'm myself" No truer words were ever spoken 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@setpunks13]

pure gold. one of the great tom green bits

[@Dough709]

This still cracks me up to this day.

[@RhaegarTargaryen1st]

I remember this like it was yesterday and it's as funny now as it was then.

[@olsmoothbrainjoe4676]

I like how Tom has a way of making other people look insane 😂

[@tomgreenfan]

or maybe hes the only sane one

[@alansmithy7930]

He doesn't need to make anyone look insane. They do that just fine by themselves.

[@jasonl8720]

Eric Andre said he asked Tom how his street bits were always so funny and he said he'd just spend all day talking to people until he found a psychopath

[@wikiwikiwa]

@@jasonl8720 Whats this interview? I'd love to see it.

[@ckosmic]

Best Tom green yet.

[@MMK86]

lmao....I remember watching this on TV with my older brother way back

[@SjaakadeliC]

Mickey was going to train Rocky.

[@PhelanWolfe]

Really wish he would have said, "hey where are you going with that?" When he took his mic muff. 😂😂😂

[@MediaSock]

Last week I went up to a homeless guy & asked him: Hey buddy, hey aah are you going to the parliament buildings?, he nailed me right in the mouth.

[@deanellis3468]

“Bullshit to you! I’m not going to the parliament buildings!”

[@yngvai777]

He was on his way to the Zen Temple.

[@robdean9216]

Had to keep from loling and waking up my kids.

[@KaKKutak]

this was the best thing on tv back in the day. #1 skit IMO, close second to soccer hooligans and cow brained boat.

[@jayj3000]

Poo on the mic in Jersey City was great too

[@northbrookhistory]

this guy was probably a tough bastard in his day

[@rooseveltbrentwood9654]

Logic no but he seems quite confident in his ability to do violence. And he did get the mic.

[@IrishSuzyAM]

So relevant to what is happening in Ireland right now. Police asking ‘Where are you goin’?”

[@empire0]

I'd guess he was going to the Legion or the strip club.

[@NatandGeorge]

empire or goingto the bus depot to get dollars for giving blowjobs. . .

[@cdkj8573]

nah dude, he was DEFINITELY going to the Parliament Building

[@PattyBandAidz]

"I'm myself" might be the worst response ever, to the question "who the hell are you?"

[@YourBoyLukeD]

Super funny, wish he did more stuff like this, just like he used to do when he was younger!!!😂😂😂

[@ripperduck]

"Am I gonna take on all three of yazz?" 🤣🕺🔥

[@simonb345]

This clip is such a jem ... this guy is amazing 🤣🤣🤣I cant stop laughing .. I liked your new lettuce 🥬 eating video Tom, people reactions are priceless.. much love dude 💚

[@serdavosseaworth6115]

“Who he he’ll are you?” “I’m myself” haha best response.

[@Fenrirmaster30]

When he takes the mic away and starts asking where he's going! 😂

[@chriswilliams1124]

Since its 2023, ol dude has definitely passed on. RIP, and thanks for making such a funny segment

[@55Porter]

Actually he still lives in Ontario just outside of Windsor. His name is Ronald Harrison and he is 97 and still works at the same steel factory (Outland Steel) that he was working for back then.

[@TensileStrength]

@@55Porterso that’s where he was going.

[@rickjames547]

I’m sure Tom waited as long as he could to find the right wrong person to ask where they were going!!!

[@jayroller7054]

It’s none of your damn business where I’m going! 😂

[@dailymayhem4240]

Take a flying fuck never gets old

[@maxineoneillbananapeel]

I was sitting waiting for a train today trying to make myself laugh and this was the only thing i could think of that makes me laugh to this minute

[@averykevin47]

He was going to kill his ex wife lol

[@ShashanaCO]

Exactly. He was going to wreck shop

[@averykevin47]

1978BABY I think the moral of this story is never trust an old man with a fanny pack.

[@jayj3000]

Probably already done, thus the old-age misery....

[@frankzappa2451]

I keep coming back to this. It's so hilarious for some reason. Hahaha haha! ✌️

[@DashRetro]

I wonder how long this guy stewed about this confrontation or if he just forgot about it by them time his walk was over. People are so quick to allow their day to be ruined.

[@emdotudot]

One of the greatest shows ever to grace the internet. If not the greatest...lol Thanks Tom.

[@susanhepditch3983]

Omg this never gets old 😂

[@seanarmstrong7767]

Love how he comes at him with a karate stance, awesome!!

[@jayj3000]

when someone comes up to ME and asks ME where I'm going, that's nobody else's business BUT.MY.OWN......you understand that?....yeah so what you ask me that for ***attacks**** -----this never stops being funny after 20 years

[@lomemarsupial]

I like his spritz. that's some tenacity!

[@donkeydonk127]

I love how tom was still nice to the crazy guy

[@jfc8015]

Lmao!!! That was great!! Love Tom green! Heard him on “Not your moms house” podcast, it was so great! Behind the scenes talk is the shit!

[@johnbloem3536]

"dont ask me any more questions, cuz i'll nail ya one" "why do you wanna hit me?"

[@retrobluemusic]

what makes this even more hilarious is the laugh track in the back

[@robertpetersen9043]

I wonder what would have happened if he asked for his social security number..

[@jimmyjohnson1426]

In Canada it's called social insurance number.

[@ezakustam]

At least then he'd have a legitimate reason to be angry.

[@nickscryer2182]

He’s a boomer so he’d give it to him without question 😂

[@AMScruff]

Damn, I was so ready at the end of the video for Tom to ask "where are you off to?"

[@koolnkalm85]

I detect alcohol on this guy maybe

[@therobbieunited]

He wasn't going anywhere and Tom just reminded him of that,it hit a soft spot ,nowhere to go 😔