Tom Green - Celebrity Apprentice - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

Tom Green discusses his time as a contestant on “The Celebrity Apprentice," including his alliance with Andrew Dice Clay and the reason why Donald Trump fired him.
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[@aminimoose3971]

He jokes about his show from the living room, but somebody said it first; technically he was one of the first to do podcasts.

[@chrismofer]

yeah the way he describes "doing a tv show on the internet from my house" is how it would sound (and did sound) to explain podcasting to 90s folk but hey Tom Green invented many a meme

[@aarondavid5866]

ya and reality tv

[@cavnaram1]

Aaron David I still believe the Tom green show was one of the highlights of my younger years he was so so sooooo funny

[@Byepolor]

I believe Joe Rogan.

[@demounit]

when I was like 12 me and some internet friends would ruthlessly troll that show. we would be the only callers and we would just spend weeks at a time, every night, calling in and annoying Tom Green. I like to think that's what he was thinking about during his pause after he talked about the internet show. those were the days

[@greenyawgmoth]

"I know the president of the united states, he fired me on celebrity apprentice." godDAMN that is a hell of a line. What an age to be alive.

[@jagpilotohio]

Yep. It’s incredible. We are a mentally challenged country of TV addicts.

[@MikeChyt]

@@jagpilotohio yeah I’m sure you are

[@ryandozier8053]

Ronald Reagan was a President before Donny

[@gemcutter187]

Yeah, now we have a full blown dementia patient that is clearly just a sock puppet - for who knows - running the show behind the scenes

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@gemcutter187 hahahahahha I love that you think trump somehow wasn't the best example of that that's literally ever existed. Btw, you know that nobody likes Joe Biden, right? You arent saying anything new. We are all fully aware that all presidents that have ever existed are paid for and way, way too old. This isnt new, and it isn't different.

[@timjung640]

This guy is grossly underrated. And back in the days, he was too far ahead of his time.

[@McShag420]

I don't know, this was thought out and timed, punchlines. It wasn't just horrible for shock value. I think he's 1000% better than the old Tom Green.

[@nickgavis0305]

Haha I thought me was hilarious. He just pissed the wrong people off

[@ktm250sxUbeazy]

Daddy want some sausage??

[@koilamaoh4238]

You can find some of his old content on youtube too as well.

[@laxku]

Seriously this is so expertly performed, especially that final line. Tom was an old favorite of mine.

[@LynnHarrod]

Tom's comic delivery is perfect.The timing, the reveals of the other celebrities, the pauses for effect. Flawless.

[@SethGavriel111]

Yeah the timing and the little looks on his face…

[@wazzup5million1]

plus its all true

[@SethGavriel111]

Yeah his use of pauses and overall delivery are just perfect. Like textbook standup comedy performance craft, if one were teaching a class on standup. I loved Tom Green from his movies and his MTV show growing up. But I had no idea until I heard this but that he was an excellent standup comic too! Just a f fabulous set all the way around!

[@3rdjrh]

He speaks like in seasoned veteran, this is one of the best bits I’ve seen, top 10 at least

[@alienresearchlab]

Tom killed it here with his pacing and delivery. He should do a stand up special.

[@aotwtelevision]

alienresearchlab he’s got an hbo special from a few years back and it’s awesome

[@alienresearchlab]

Ok - will look for it. My favorite part of this story is: "I got Scott Hamilton fired! That's right! I got him fired!" I say that at work if someone is explaining some office drama and then everyone is like - 'wtf are you talking about?' Hah!

[@youtubedrifter5594]

alienresearchlab: It’s on KZbin

[@xavierlopez9263]

Mediocre. I mean Brendan Shaub did much better and he's not even a comedian.

[@greggazro2389]

Definitely. Loved his emphasis on everyone's position. "The president of the United States says to Olympic figure skater Scott Hamilton." Lol never even watched Celebrity Apprentice, but really underscored ridiculousness of it all

[@majorxdf]

I love Tom Green. I think he's a misunderstood genius.

[@TWHowl]

I DONT SEE YOUR CHRYSLER LEBARON FREDDIE

[@lanceharlow8621]

I feel like there’s times where even HE doesn’t realize what a genius he is.

[@justion337]

Daddy would you like some sausages!? Daddy would you like some sausages!?

[@wvu05]

@Phantom Alpha I have been saying for years that one day he will be remembered the same way Andy Kaufman is.

[@wvu05]

I'm pretending it's a treasure!

[@therenewedpoet4292]

Murmuring on his deathbed in 70 years "scott hamilton, I got scott hamilton fired..."

[@maceface2892]

Hell yeah, Tom Green is gonna live to be like 120 years old, that's what's up

[@pryingeyes1551]

@@maceface2892 Frankly, after watching the first episode of The Tom Green Show, I was always surprised when he showed up alive the following week.

[@p.haugen7565]

@@maceface2892 what do you mean only 120? This dude is gonna be here in 3024

[@alexgall8785]

So Thomas Green is gonna live till like a 120!? Awesome.

[@DoctorDudePhD]

"...I never got 4chan...but I got Scott Hamilton fi...."

[@lancraft]

If anyone was previously in doubt about Tom Green’s talent, it’s clear he’s right up there with the best. Perfectly crafted. Really funny.

[@TheGeniuschrist]

I never thought I'd say this after 1998 but Tom Green killed it.

[@thegreatestmantoeverwlkthe4819]

Slap yourself

[@RandyTwang]

🤢

[@amandaparker9684]

Hahaha right!!!

[@Alex-ki1yr]

?

[@Bass.sick.b1tch]

I love the use of repetition of his referring to “the President of the United States”... beautiful

[@hcpalmer]

I noticed that...very clever.

[@devodavis6454]

@OT S It's because we never say the whole thing like that. We just say the President or their name, like Obama, Bush, etc. Just as you say "The Queen" and hardly ever Her Majesty The Queen Of The United Kingdom And All Her Colonies (I'm exaggerating of course). Add to that the absurdity of the title of POTUS being applied to Trump, that's what made it "land" for me.

[@thrilhous]

I mean, it got a laugh every time so why not repeat it.

[@bassmatt4792]

agree with Duribethin. He gives The President of the United States a grandiose title, then drops in the absurdity of that person firing Olympic Figure Skater Scott Hamilton. Or Dice yelling about the cream cheese. From the highest office to the most mundane and unusual.

[@DeepFingerlove]

I bet you smell like human feces?

[@jackcoleman1784]

What's seriously impressive about this and a testament to how underrated Tom Green really is is that this entire routine has no punchlines. Think about that for a second. This whole bit is sold on his impeccable delivery.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

True, but it did have a punchline for the entire bit. "Anyone that knows me should probably not be president".

[@HoraceInkling]

“I was doing an Internet television show from my living room.” Damn, I remember that. Talk about being ahead of your time!

[@chudmuffin0]

THE CHANNEL!

[@irams8486]

“This is why I sometimes question the Presidents judgement”. 😆

[@jeuryveloz6011]

Sheikh I best part 😂😂😂

[@ummwhodidnt]

Not that funny

[@ivanrayanguiano3217]

Sheikh I best line ever

[@erichramone7812]

Sheikh I sometimes?

[@jacencade4019]

@@ummwhodidnt your butthurt is even better Also Bot sec search for ver

[@geensloth911]

He should have referred to Dennis Rodman as the ambassador of North Korea!😂

[@JanderVK]

THIS! I made that connection too. Hmmm...

[@westerling8436]

would not be funny, bro

[@KitchenerLeslie2]

Except he would be the ambassador to North Korea. Not of N. Korea.

[@bluesolocup9076]

He isn't??

[@jshawd40]

Lol that would have been great!

[@evanwetzel8397]

Tom is so underrated for not only his comedy but his brain. Far more intelligent then most give him credit for. His stand up is brilliant really.....

[@netsider]

Yeah, but he'll always be a legend amongst many people like us.

[@netsider]

This guy was popular in a time when it was hard to be popular and he probably had many more viewers than most people who you think are popular today. It was a lot harder to break out in the '90s than it is now, and he BLEW up in fame, QUICK. You really needed to be talented back then or people wouldn't notice you or give you work. And he definitely is. In many ways. More so than most people in Hollywood probably. I honestly don't know why he was even forgotten somewhat. It's surprising that he was, in my mind -- at least in mainstream popularity (he was never NOT famous, except when really young).

[@jamessantos9861]

I saw Tom Green do his Stand-Up show in NYC a few years back and I was very surprised by how good he was. I’m happy to see he’s still around today.

[@charmicarmicat2981]

“Donny! There wasn’t enough cream cheese in the bagels!” Perfect Dice, makes me laugh my ass off every time.

[@jaredfla]

It's your problem, it's your problem Donnie

[@poppabloodvessel7072]

I heard that he's actually a superhero called "the backwards man" and he can walk backwards fast as you can

[@captainroger]

Hahahaha

[@s.e.f8160]

Lmao omg hilarious

[@DeathBYDesign666]

He can see through wooden doors with his X-Ray vision... wooden doors. Doo doo do da doo do. I can't see you!

[@yesway980]

I heard he was a cowboy

[@joeyglover3429]

Also the project manager of japan 4

[@drinkupnerds]

This this literally sounds like Tom Green is recounting a fever dream he once had after drinking too much cough syrup

[@foeshizzel]

Hilarious and well said. I couldn't recount these events any worse.

[@mattjamison484]

"So I was making cupcakes with Andrew Dice Clay."

[@claymathewselevator8121]

I’m all alone with Jesse James 😂

[@RobBeatdownBrown]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Was NOT expecting Tom to win so hard here! 🏆

[@jonathanshaw7355]

People don't realise that Tom started his carrier as a stand up comedian. He did a show in the UK when I was still at Uni and I WAS BLOWN AWAY. I couldn't believe how good he was and then someone explained to me he started as a comedian.

[@robdajuiceman1328]

He always does

[@SethGavriel111]

Yeah I saw a video of earlier version of this bit shortly after seeing it and it was not as unrefined. He totally nailed it in every aspect of storytelling, pacing/delivery, physicality, etc. I love great standup with choice pauses and knowing smiles and glances to the audience like he does here.

[@theriotartist]

Duh there’s no bigger joke than Donald Trump being the President of the United States. Like that would ever happen lol

[@mediocrebeavermeat9749]

😀🤙 super classic. Top 5 best movies of all time. Tom Green is a genius

[@dillon5383]

His timing is impeccable

[@dionarlyn]

"He's a good guy, he's a good guy" line taken from his genius friend Norm

[@dionarlyn]

@geezusispan not so much what I claimed...where do you think Tom heard it from?

[@dionarlyn]

@geezusispan I don't disagree. However, given that Tom and Norm have been friends for a long time, and Norm has been using it since the 90s as a part of his schtick, I'm suggesting that Tom was influenced by Norm in this way. I hadn't heard Tom use it prior to hearing this bit.

[@petrahansen7067]

Tom should take a page from "Norm's" book, and learn to streamline and "funny"-up his "stories". If it weren't for the incessant name-dropping and connection to Trump, I would have tuned out of this "funny story", about 1 minute in. Also, it's almost inconcievable that this guy was once married to Drew Barrymore and had a show on MTV. I guess it's like cultural critics say: The 90's really was the beginning of the end of the salad days of American pop culture.

[@punkmusicmetal]

@@petrahansen7067 That's the most hilariously boomer thing I've read in the comments today.

[@JeffWarren47]

@@punkmusicmetal I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@ReBecca-rl4bi]

So there I am, making cupcakes with Andrew Dice Clay. Omg I died 🤣

[@claymathewselevator8121]

I’m all alone with Jesse James 😂

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

"He's a good guy, hes a good guy" lmfao

[@pompiNC]

Holy shit this crowd loved him

[@lf2nd705]

Most do

[@spoondaddy80]

With the exception of the woman in the front row. @ 3:28 refuses to laugh. You can tell that she is probably one of those humorless anti-trumpers. I mean, how could you not laugh at tom green? He doesn't even have to say anything. Celebrity big brother is brutal, but I watched it because of tom green. One of the funniest MF alive.

[@foeshizzel]

@@spoondaddy80 maybe she's seen "The Apprentice" Tom is talking about

[@JeffWarren47]

@@lf2nd705 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@AndromedanPrince]

Tom's way better at stand up than he's given credit for lol

[@On_the_DL_]

Rawkstar agree! 👏👏👏

[@hankrogers8431]

*THAT SACK OF SHIT IS PURE TRASH.*

[@johnnytransam5894]

Rawkstar He’s come a long way.

[@wkruse84]

@@hankrogers8431 What's wrong with Tom? He trolled Hollywood.

[@KamikazeCommie501]

Nah he's shit at stand up. That's why he rarely did it.

[@Pow3llMorgan]

I like how 60% of the joke is that the current POTUS used to be a celebrity show host and Tom makes it work for him.

[@_whatnext_9319]

Yeah, because no one makes jokes about Trump right? 😏

[@BlueFinch]

@@_whatnext_9319 it is usually lazy to do political jokes IMO, but this one is tempered perfectly, and doesn't come across as gratuitous egg-throwing.

[@_whatnext_9319]

@@BlueFinch I really can't dispute that.

[@quannifer]

It's because of the absurdity of it all.

[@markwalton5978]

*47.9%

[@zoogie980]

This is one of my favorite bits from this show. Everytime he referred to Trump as POTUS i died lol

[@gellotion]

Why tho?

[@theactualbajmahal833]

@@gellotion Cuz of Covid.

[@AnGhaeilge]

Remember the time Tom Green was one of the biggest names in television and was married to Drew Barrymore? Then he just kinda disappeared for a generation.

[@kt114]

Sean Ó Briain didn’t he lose a testicle in there somewhere too?

[@Badhabitches]

That's because he moved to Austin, Massachusetts.

[@mrglowinthedark498]

Made his money and dipped

[@SonicMTD]

K Bux he had testicular cancer and had to lose one of them.

[@nikkilovepinkful]

Wesley Heim he lost a testicle cuz a Massachusetts??

[@TTstone616]

"Anyone who knows me should not be president" lmao so true

[@joeskienz]

This comment should get thousands more likes. That was his best line.

[@dictater2]

This is the best of the whole series, his timing is solid.

[@josephhertzberg2734]

Dude, Tom Green made me and my friends die from laughter back in the day. Like face hurting laughing

[@JustinSmithXenoabe]

Tom is the best. My wife and I met him a few years ago and he was super gracious and funny.

[@DreistStudios]

The backwards man, the backwards man 🙌

[@j.ascension7]

DreistStudios he can walk backwards fast as you can

[@frederickrodriguez2794]

I dressed up to work one day as the backwards man. It was a corporate job but most people actually found it funny believe it or not.

[@TylerFrankenstein]

I can walk backwards fast as you can.

[@weirdscience8341]

Daddy would you like some sausage

[@blutips]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😘😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@dazpatreg]

The fact that he keeps saying "The President" really makes it

[@astoriarego8304]

This reminds me of my own story. I was a junior attorney tasked with taking new recruits out to dinner. I picked an expensive restaurant since we were on the firm's dime. Halfway through the appetizers I noticed two guys way underdressed for such a fancy place. I asked the recruit, is that Dennis Rodman at the bar? The recruit replied I think the other guy is Tom Green? We couldn't for the life of us figure out what those two were doing with each other. It puzzled me for weeks until I found out both of them were on The Apprentice (which was still filming and was a long way from airing). It wasn't until I saw this just now that I realized it actually was a whole plot point in the show.

[@jimmielovett226]

Tom Green is on fire

[@jusfobaby]

Jimmie Lovett laugh track helps

[@rotfeasttenders2440]

I love this fuckin guy

[@robleckie2776]

well then someone put him out for goodness sake LOL

[@nepadron]

More like Tom Green paid 20 people a few bucks to laugh hysterically at every other word.

[@JeffWarren47]

@@rotfeasttenders2440 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@yeaprollytwo]

As a young Canadian, Tom Green has been one of the coolest people of all time in my mind. I love Tom Green

[@SharonVillians]

Love the Norm, "he's a good guy, he's a good guy" after an insult. 😂

[@derrickgough6219]

That guy is a real jerk.

[@penguinjay]

@@derrickgough6219 lol, his marks deserve it, once you realize it, then it becomes funny. Much like Tom Green's comedy always seemed better when his marks were deserving and not random people. Norm likes to bully people who are passive aggressive or fake mostly. The people he bullies are major bullies off camera, Norm just has the balls to serve their shit right back in their face in front of everybody.

[@derrickgough6219]

@@penguinjay That's a classic Norm bit. He will describe something like a serial killing cannibal and then be like "Did you hear about this guy? He's a real jerk." But, I agree with your comment entirely. It was interesting to see how Norm would treat guests differently on his podcast based on the amount of respect he had for them. I'm a huge fan of both Tom and Norm, both are more cerebral than the way they want to be perceived and it makes for some of the most genuinely funny moments in conversation.

[@sprinkle_some_crack_on_em8279]

Tom green is an absolute gift to this world and I am grateful

[@2r0phy]

Dennis Rodman would actually be a great wedding dress salesman

[@ViciousTwistX]

I've seen him in a wedding dress.

[@Phyoomz]

@@ViciousTwistX u have???

[@SonnyGTA]

👉👈👴🏿

[@PJHVols]

Thought the same thing!

[@JeffWarren47]

@@PJHVols I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbdgGpogLR1mKuV

[@jackprice8525]

Tom Green pops up out of the 1990's to give one of the best political stand up routines ever. I must say, he's aged well also.

[@youtubedrifter5594]

He’s been around. Go watch his special on KZbin it’s fucking on point

[@RandyTwang]

🤦‍♂️

[@clintmullins8670]

Gotya on hundredth

[@Ajaxaxxess]

Hes got some good music out there too

[@j.t.sheldon729]

I’d blow him.

[@rexoner2000]

He's Brilliant, his timing, everything!!!

[@mikul_Robins]

Tom Green is actually likeable and funny now that he's not being his frantic Over-the-top earlier version. Hope we see more of him

[@brandonmcgee675]

Great synopsis man couldnt find the words myself.

[@chrismofer]

not-a-real-fan spotted

[@Erectoralporicy]

I thought he was hilarious then too. His buying condoms bit is a riot

[@MichaelMagill1990]

I liked him back then too.

[@sickrandy2946]

mikul robins He was always likable and funny, you just have to be into that type of humor.

[@EdertheJust]

*This is the Tom green show. It's not the green Tom show. It is my favorite show. Because it is my show. It's the Tom green show.*

[@rsohlich1]

memories.

[@drinkupnerds]

Yeah f Green Tom, the bum! Always trying to get us to watch their dum show

[@ajet0452]

If it was your show, you'd probably like it more than I do but it's not your show, it's the Tom Green Show!

[@davidh8857]

He looks like Gerard Butler's stoner brother.

[@mgonzalez8880]

David H LOL

[@dizzychizzy1]

Yes, nailed it

[@Indigocell]

I'd watch that movie.

[@scottkirkland6139]

Looks like Gerard Butler & Ray Ramano had a baby.

[@cpeithman999]

THIS..... IS...... WINNIPEG!!!! *kick*

[@superiorgo2368]

He's aging into Judd Apatow

[@wellok8718]

This 😂🤣

[@LeshaAnn]

He could do a lot worse, Mister! (Yeah, I guess I kinda wanna fuck Jud...)

[@brokencandy1797]

We all do eventually.

[@GhostsGraphics]

Thats not exactly a good thing

[@LeshaAnn]

@@GhostsGraphics The Hell it isn't!

[@sussybaka551]

Comedic genius. I miss his show, but his stand up is hands down, one of the most hilarious acts I've seen. We love you Tom Green!

[@scottlambert741]

Been watching the show for a while and I gotta say , this is probably my favorite one Tom is just naturally funny

[@johnenigma8506]

"Anyone who knows me should probably not be president." I love that last line

[@siryamilton3500]

@@DocJamesH Maybe not, but it's still funny.

[@justinkoeberl5797]

@Evo Shift you are a fucking idiot

[@j-hump7893]

@Evo Shift When has a Republican ever had a soul or told the truth for that matter? They have always been the party of white supremacy, religious fanatics, sexists and the uneducated. Just watch the audience at any Trump KKK rally, sad, disgustingly pathetic and disturbing creatures. So unpatriotic and disrespectful to the heros that fought and died against white supremacists in W W 2. No shame or moral compass, just animalistic selfishness. The worst our country has to offer :/ Making America Gross Again. Reich on Republican party Reich on, As if SMH.

[@j-hump7893]

@Evo Shift and you care more about "winning" then making this country better, oh thats reich only white supremacists are considered American, what low lives, grown children that can only be told what to think. Look in a mirror and realize your what the majority of americans stand against, white supremacist.

[@shrapnelcoatedhalo1503]

@Evo Shift not. Gonna.happen. Times about up for your type. Gonna enjoy burying you.

[@AdamJWM]

I remember his show when I was 13-14, so like 1999 or so. He was so funny I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I remember one time he was in a guitar shop and it was the greatest thing I had ever seen.

[@tabularasa7711]

Watching after seeing your lovely interview pre The Tom Green Interview during your lovely reunion/promo on Drew's daytime show. As a fellow Canadian comedian, I'm super proud of your storytelling vibe, pacing, contextualizing, well-positioned mini-punchlines. It was just great! Very cool also that you're now a US Citizen. Congrats. I'll be tuning in!

[@MRDOODBEAMS]

Tom Green needs a NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL

[@codysampson8937]

PnD's Playhouse you NEED a sense of humor

[@jorabil]

PnD's Playhouse why no one would really laugh

[@highlyblessed318]

He murdered on his Netflix special back in 2013. He does need another one though totally agree. He found his calling with standup. I would like to see him with another podcast or interview show also.

[@LadyTanyaNY]

I loved the Tom Green Show on MTV back in the day! I've been following his career since then, and he is always funny!!!

[@MRDOODBEAMS]

Orange Blossom democracy

[@yngwiesparks2644]

I love how he gets a reaction every time he says "president of the United States" because... Well, yeah...

[@deterpinklage4406]

@@evechorofficial7832 Dang bro. Chill my lt, chill

[@evechorofficial7832]

@@deterpinklage4406 Ha, yeah. I made that comment a long time ago. I was definitely more hot headed then. Thank you, Deter.

[@avedic]

This was SO good. One of my favorites so far. Tom killed it.

[@AvaValComedy]

This was so good start to finish. That closing line really brought it all together. Love Tom!

[@TheDro]

I want more Tom Green in my life! Been watching since mtv! Even loved web-o-vision!

[@polaroidsofpolarbears365]

The Dro the Tom green show was so damn funny. and Freddy got fingered lmao.

[@hunterjenkins11]

My bum is all alone

[@swavekzielinski7367]

well he did have that 10 year internet show from his living room

[@BBR-rd7iy]

The Dro he'd do well nowadays lol.

[@Swansational]

Dude keep an eye out for local stand up sets. He's been touring and was working on this story/joke about 10 months ago. He actually is becoming a good stand up comedian allthough most of his fans just want to hear Freddy got fingered references.

[@youarethecreator1]

Tom Green is dynamite! Man, bring this guy back. Pure Gold.

[@spiralfractr]

The whole crowd is so excited they're laughing at the prospect of a punchline... they don't even need it to be delivered.

[@xTheOxx]

I didn't think standup was Tom's thing, but he is surprisingly good at it. Great rhythm.

[@YayForBoo]

Man, this guy is awesome. More Tom Green in general please.

[@LIZZYRULES]

Mentioning The President of the United States just sends me over, man 🤣

[@Knightkrawla34]

Sums up our country lmao

[@derekgalbraith1508]

Nothing all that funny really happens in the story, but Tom still makes it hilarious. Such a funny guy.

[@SavageGreywolf]

I mean the existence of Donald Trump is kind of funny on a cosmic level. At least, I'm pretty sure aliens are laughing at us.

[@yoboy6319]

The absurdity of all of these people together isn't funny to you?

[@derAtze]

​@@yoboy6319its reality tv.. it's always absurd. Wouldn't say it exactly falls out of line

[@yoboy6319]

@@derAtze that is why it's funny?

[@derAtze]

@@yoboy6319 no, because I expected it

[@drew1693]

What a great story teller! This is the first "This is not happening" episode that I've made it to the end.

[@dufour4605]

this man is a master, the delivery is impeccable

[@pcupan]

This is one of the better episodes of this series.

[@dwoodard5717]

Man I loved this dude back in the day. To high school me he was the funniest sh*t around.

[@kristinj3339]

I've watched this show a lot. This one, I've revisited over ten times.

[@GuyOnTheInternet53]

Tom's using Norms "no he's a good guy" line haha awesome

[@thejessman1460]

I love Tom Green. Freddy Got Fingered is in my top 5 favorite movies of all time. I saw it in theaters and was never the same...

[@rylanmacdonald6416]

Animal Mother rocks!

[@Chriskros1984]

Top 5 damn ... you must smoke a lot

[@fuzer909]

I saw it in theaters the day it came out and I regret nothing.

[@dwoodard5717]

I probably saw it 5 times in theaters. My friends all think I'm an idiot but I love it and quote it every now and then

[@delmarfrazier2727]

Daddy would u like some sausage lol 😂

[@pipulese1775]

Glad to see Tom getting some love and seeming to be doing a lot better these days, that oddball can always make me laugh in whatever he does!

[@TheKenttt]

The fact the an absurd story like this that involves the characters that it does, only further convinces me that we are in an alternate universe.

[@somatiform]

i want a Tom Green stand up special, dude has skills

[@tomservo5007]

it's the one ball, it creates an unbalance in the force that manifests its self as comedy gold

[@lf2nd705]

Hes worth a Netflix or two

[@wizcorn9958]

Tom Green just made a stand up special

[@jayvegas3748]

"Anyone that knows me probably shouldn't be president" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@k.dasilva5467]

I just want to thank you Tom green for being born I wish there were more great people like you

[@jordangryder375]

This was awesome! More Tom stories

[@Top10Archive]

Kids these days don't know what they're missing..

[@joshgibson9732]

Did you ever do a Tom Green top 10? If not, you should. Link it!

[@thegreatestmantoeverwlkthe4819]

That's what every generation says

[@jonathanshaw7355]

Two words "slut mobile" I remember watching that and think. "What the fuck is wrong with Canadians?" He is a genius.

[@patandmacmusic]

Middle school was crazy

[@tedfitz8824]

Neither do you

[@rankalot]

Tom Green is one of the funniest people to ever live. Change my mind.

[@twraoylnledyou8511]

No

[@kesagatame]

I remember watching funny videos of him walking on Sparks Street in Ottawa back in the day. He’s a legend for taking his special wit and humor so far.

[@toolshed0513]

Tom, I just want ya to know... You're still killin it, and I love ya for it

[@toddellison9387]

I never stopped being a fan of Tom green. truly one of a kind. I've been looking everywhere and can't find my favorite skit from his show..... when he made Glenn humplik wake up at 5am hungover to become a trapeze artist!! LOL my God that shit was great!!

[@TheCrazyCanuck420]

Todd Ellison It's on YT somewhere since I found that one by accident a year or two ago. My favorite is still the slutmobile one.

[@gjbeaudry1484]

Tom Green is great!!! He deserves all the success in the world!!!

[@theyearwas1473]

This man laid so much of the ground floor for weird on tv. Thanks Tom.

[@professordick4868]

Beauriful!!!! Thank you Mr. Greene!!!!

[@slashertrav]

"Anyone that knows me....should probably not be president."

[@SlyMaelstrom]

1100 people are Clint Black fans. I'm kidding, they're good guys... they're good guys.

[@amandaparker9684]

😭🤣🤣🤣

[@foeshizzel]

Maybe we think his retelling of his time on the apprentice wasn't insightful or funny.

[@chariotdrvr14]

@@foeshizzel some are just assholes

[@practicalwerewolf]

@@foeshizzel or maybe you're a salty butthurt snowflake Cult45er who didn't like the last line about your Lord God King Trump and the fact that he shouldn't be the president of the United States of America.

[@foeshizzel]

@@practicalwerewolf nope it just wasn't funny.

[@patrickculhane1269]

That was great, sitting here smiling in a good mood now

[@deesupyo9620]

This Restored my liking of Tom Green. Thanks Tom!

[@Hugh_Jaynis]

I love Tom Green so much

[@fingerforce]

"I'm going back to Canada, and we are going to build a wall and make Donald Trump pay for it." 😂😂

[@josephkelley8641]

Terrific piece.

[@mrbeans2425]

Tom is a LEGEND! He never lost it! i have loved this man from the beginning! He started so much shit and receive no credit... one of the most underrated comedians ever.

[@aust_barrett]

“The Chad” -Tom Green

[@cjok8367]

Remember when he was married to drew Barrymore for a minute? Literally. Miss his show.

[@aaron71]

Saw Tom over a decade ago at the Hu Ke Lau in Chicopee MA. Was a great set! He needs to tour again soon!

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

Dude had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@frozennostril]

Great to see Tom reinvent himself as a standup, not many people can be a king in multiple universes.. Yes Tom, I would like some sausage

[@mercster]

I will forever remember the words "I got SCOTT HAMILTON FIRED!"

[@Chunkiemerk]

Saw him live in Tacoma wa his stand up there was one of the best lol in tears.

[@jayocaine2946]

I love tom, his stand up isn't bad. But I just love how much of a pioneer he is.