If the NFL Was Scripted: Free Agency

It's been a chaotic week in the NFL as Free Agency mixed up just about every team. From Kirk Cousins, to Justin Fields, to the Cowboys doing nothing, let's see how it was all planned.
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[@matthewstevens9723]

"Don't forget the comma." Spoken like a former teacher 😂

[@SkunkApe407]

I'm willing to bet that Dallas fans are intentionally omitting the comma, and for good reason.😂

[@ashleighelizabeth5916]

@@SkunkApe407 I was just about to say without the comma works too. No lube even!

[@SkunkApe407]

@@ashleighelizabeth5916 Jerry wants some glory hole!🤣

[@user-sh5vv5cx1e]

"Don't forget the comma...or it may end up a colon!

[@outsideropinion6561]

That's comedy gold

[@radpanda25x44]

The Strouds better not blow up my house after their free agency 💀

[@radpanda25x44]

Update: They did not 😅

[@ColeridgeProd.]

Don’t worry, we will😊

[@kevinuchiha6830]

Don't hurt me 😂😂

[@RedKingdom28]

Don’t forget a ,

[@Helldiver_M1]

Enjoy the upcoming end season collapse strouds. Glitter kitties will go meow

[@marlisegillett5513]

*mumble mumble*Chiefs get a wide receiver*mumble mumble* 🤣

[@keithjohnson7893]

Here’s for hoping Hollywood remembers the Ratbird sleeper code like Flacco did

[@pebble100c]

Some unknown talent, LOL! I thought the scriptwriter was a Chiefs fan 😅.

[@Deltasquad382943]

@@pebble100cMahomes gonna find a way to turn him into a great receiver somehow, I’m betting my life savings on this

[@mizzoumade7508]

Kc will be fine. 3peat

[@voss9842]

Got him on a 1-year. I think they’re gonna get the best football Hollywood’s got.

[@ZalymBiscayn]

"So say the Strouds." --Needs to be on a T-Shirt

[@timothydrummond3097]

This is the way

[@mattryan7124]

So let it be said, so let it be done.

[@keithunderwood8803]

Yes

[@ilznidiotic]

RACHEL!!

[@davidlaush180]

"So say we all!" ~Strouds, probably

[@Mr.X2188]

"All in, my a**" I wish I was half as strong as that comma.

[@ashleighwillis8564]

Made me laugh 😅😅

[@kevinuchiha6830]

Bro 😂😂

[@johnbox271]

I kind of wonder if Jerry Jones didn't forget the comma when it come to Cowboy fans.

[@gohawks3571]

If that comma was a person, he needs to be in the O line🤣

[@ashleighwillis8564]

Comma for President.

[@ChadHennegoat1015]

Bro if the Texans end up winning the SB it's going to be the most hilarious shit ever because of this series

[@gohawks3571]

The scriptwriter is real!😱😂

[@ryanney4762]

No, it’s gonna be funny if Stroud would get hurt, or if they would miss a playoffs. Remember what he said back doing individual round script,wrighter

[@sancho1496]

superbowl review video of a matchup between strouds x packers in wich the strouds end up losing to Jordan Love would be awesome

[@dusk112]

It would be funny if the Texans regressed since it would mean Scriptwriter punishes the Strouds for pushing him too far

[@mizzoumade7508]

They'd have to make it past kc. They don't have nearly enough talent on that roster to make up for the coach/qb disparity alone. Let alone the rest of the roster. Too one-sided across the board unless mahomes goes down

[@PropagandaInc.-te7yv]

"I'm tired, boss." -Panthers fans watching Tepper trade everything they hold dear away

[@pbmpharmacist]

Get ready to watch Dionte Johnson run backwards

[@ShadowSoccerAddict]

“Well that’s just too damn bad!!”

[@psyburn21]

Yeah, not this Panthers fan. Loving the off-season so far.

[@alext5340]

@@ShadowSoccerAddict you beat me too it.

[@kevinuchiha6830]

Panthers are in shambles. Chargers/Saints fan, you're our little brother that needs caring for

[@minhduong1484]

Don't forget a comma. 😜. For those that don't know. Skip Bayless posted on Twitter: "All in, my ass" to which Rich Eisen responded, "I thank the comma for its service."

[@MichaelJW72]

There’s nothing to be added to that.

[@AzureRaven2]

Holy shit I didn't know Rich did that, he's the best lol

[@grbmajor6645]

Thank you. I didn't get that. Whew!!!

[@outsideropinion6561]

Good work Mr eisen

[@taari1]

Rich Eisen is just one of us.

[@3AHoles]

I love that the Eagles got Barkley by just saying it.

[@jefftezos]

I didnt catch that at first 😂

[@mattcohn7882]

He's not the same after the ACL is injury..but he is still effective

[@animationstation1005]

Just sucks it costed losing Reddick...

[@3AHoles]

@@animationstation1005 Nah we lost Reddick because Reddick wanted a ton more than the Eagles wanted to pay. So they moved on. I would have kept him for this year but maybe it seemed like he was going to be a pain for them.

[@kangZ_94]

“We’re onto reconstruction” banger throwaway line 😂😂😂

[@kurtwicklund8901]

Yes very cuts two ways.

[@christopherconard2831]

Reconstruction, like rebuilding. Like the rebuilding year the Bears had in 2001, and 2002, 2003, 2004,........

[@Mastrivy]

​@@christopherconard2831like a reference to US historyn the thing Tom taught. Civil war then reconstruction after it ended

[@Artiegus]

Goated

[@Hiccuple]

Best line. I'm still laughing and cracking up at that one.

[@CheneNri]

*coughs* “Chiefs get a wide receiver” I see the scriptwriter has already placed a bet on the Chiefs’ 3peat

[@stillatwork]

If the chiefs win again, this will be the first scene of the flashback of how he planned it all from the beginning.

[@spidamitchell8311]

They had rice and kelce while not great is better than what some other teams have and Mahomes gets paid as much as he does to be able to play well despite not having elite players (Herbert and Kyler and other can’t justify their contract same with hurts who underperformed with elite players which is why he shouldn’t have been paid)

[@JSZ0729]

The strouds being the scriptwriter had me in lols

[@josh678595]

I like how he had to sneak "the Chiefs get a wide receiver" by them so they didn't freak out

[@lakeozarkrei3767]

😅👍

[@jenniferwood3643]

I laughed extra hard when you snapped your fingers at “He’s a Jet”. ‘When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way…’

[@andrewpalmer1873]

😂😂😂

[@mag1ckyle799]

Aaron Rodgers would like a word with you

[@jenniferwood3643]

@@mag1ckyle799 he just needs to work on his show tunes. How is he at harmonizing?

[@mag1ckyle799]

@@jenniferwood3643 Him and RFK Jr. make a good duo I hear. RFK is the baritone while Aaron Rodgers hits the high notes.

[@jenniferwood3643]

@@mag1ckyle799 😆 😆

[@DCReal93]

I’m dead he said don’t forget a comma 💀😂 @Tom Grossi thank you for making me laugh today

[@edwardrhoads7283]

I think the cowboys forgot the comma...

[@ruthjohnson4380]

I desperately needed a laugh today. That was hilarious. 😂

[@D_Trade]

"So say the Strouds" 😂😂😂

[@Jack22024]

I will now forever refer to the Titans as Tits

[@patrickvolk7031]

Myron Cope in Pittsburgh called them the Tennessee Tuxedos. If you remember early 70's Hanna-Barbera. Yes the tits have been out for a while.

[@edrew9975]

Us Jags fans have been calling them that for years 😂

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

I mean, Bud Adams absolutely was one.

[@OmegaReconGaming]

Just like the bengals are the bungles.

[@MaXiMoS54]

I usually called them the titties

[@michaelplantarich3375]

The Strouds hijacking the writer role was the best possible way that could've started 🤣🤣🤣

[@thomasboaz9950]

"Back to the screaming street " 😂😂

[@cryptic2040]

That comma holds the weight of two continents

[@midnightrose124]

"He's a Jet" *snap snap* LMAO... 😂

[@JNB0723]

Miami gotta switch to sharks over dolphins so the Jets vs Sharks rivalry can begin.

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

What are the snaps referencing? I didn’t catch that part

[@phile5437]

🎵Tonight, the Jets are gonna have their way.🎵

[@phile5437]

West side story​@@brendonbuffaloe8830

[@JNB0723]

@@brendonbuffaloe8830 West Side Story

[@three-moons6036]

As a Steelers fan “Idk what’s happening but I think I like it” is pretty accurate.

[@peteryoung2325]

My dad and I both agreed we were neutral on the next season a week ago. Now we're excited to see how things go.

[@lagiax9668]

It’s a nice change of pace to see things actually happening

[@Nightenstaff]

The Green Bay cry should have continued on for the remainder of the skit =)

[@phoenixDARKprince]

As a Bears fan, I approve this message.

[@jasonj3752]

@@phoenixDARKprince This Vikings Fan also approves of this message

[@siaroche8016]

As a Lions fan I also approve this message

[@Dr.Spatula]

As someone who lives in the Midwest and refuses to be a fan of the north, I also approve of this message

[@nuhuh4564]

I... hate... all of you (Packer's fan)

[@x_Laki_x]

Strouds Pastor: “So say the Strouds” Strouds fans: “And may the Stroud be with you”

[@brentaughe7539]

Live Strouds and Prosper Resisting the Strouds is Futile Danger Strouds Danger Let’s make sure history never forget the name, Strouds

[@SonicSlicer]

I liken the Strouds to the Borg: We are the Strouds, we will add your offensive and defensive distinctiveness to our own. Your fanbases will adapt to service us, resistance is futile.

[@ElizabethRMarquardt]

​@@SonicSlicer😂

[@paulstroud9686]

Glory To Stroudonia!

[@CityPlannerPlaysChair]

Worlds most powerful comma All in, my ass

[@auglesher4115]

Panning back to the hopeful Cowboys fan every now and then just to tell them at the end that Jerry did nothing was so entertaining 😂

[@lyndon4010]

It always amazes me how good these are.... like i've been a fan for years and all, but the "if the NFL was scripted" series is freakin frackin genius

[@avnn.1851]

So you don’t like the “if the nfl was scripted” series? I think you need a comma after “all” lolol

[@lyndon4010]

​@@avnn.1851 thank you grammar police. Forgive my infraction.

[@berlyn3014]

"Don't forget a comma." hahahaha that got me good. I've got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

[@spidamitchell8311]

That was funny and it took a second lol

[@theironcross2933]

"Don't forget a comma" 💀

[@areader8303]

Jerry Jones forgot the comma and just went with the semicolon

[@mkadoza]

That Bears Civil War to Reconstruction joke..... *Chefs Kiss* Your social studies teacher is showing =)

[@Shawnvapor-un8dk]

This is about to be a good one

[@debbaedke3170]

Love the Strouds-Scriptwriter creating chaos as only they can! 😂

[@jeto3557]

West side story reference loved . Nice job ✍️🙌🏽❤️💙🏈😎

[@AceOn1]

I js finished that movie not to long ago I love it already❤

[@negate3]

The script meetings are easily some of the best NFL content on here.

[@JT-ii9qn]

Go Chiefs!!! Poor Cowboys. Nice Skip call out.

[@tkurz3071]

Everyone working to improve their offense this offseason, except the Cowboys...and the Lions are building their wall of defense. Its going to be a fun year.

[@JBG1968]

Steelers doin both

[@josephpayton7522]

Walls crumble

[@tauken83]

I thought the seahawks had a bad free agency... then i look at the cowboys.

[@independentaquaman7424]

*Detroit Lions* : MUAHAHAHAHA!!! 😈

[@josephpayton7522]

@@independentaquaman7424 Packers cut their best running back and have 6 high tier wrs. The Bears go get Keenan Allen, and the Vikings have Justin Jefferson. Meanwhile the Detroit Lions are selling out to stop the run. Lol. Maybe try having a competent safety back there. Might help you make up for all the wasted resources on the run WALL. 🤣🤣🤣

[@zekethebassman]

I like that the "Screaming Street" is a new recurring bit. I do miss the Toaster Bath bit though...

[@mikedelvalle931]

I love the snapping after Jet. Nice reference.

[@ejd53]

"Back to the screaming street": As a Titans fan, I still love it. Can't wait for the draft, and I really don't care about the draft. 🤣🤣🤣

[@frankielasvegas5756]

Except the Packers were there first.

[@LeftSinkHandle]

If Hollywood had the scriptwriters the NFL had, Star Wars would have a 3rd trilogy

[@fredcasdensworld]

Wait.... Star Wars had a 3rd trilogy....

[@Orphim]

@@fredcasdensworld Nah, it had 2 and a really bad fanfic trilogy.

[@kaios26k90]

I am always here for Disney Star Wars catching strays

[@williamwinner4234]

"Didn't forget a comma"!!!? 😂😂😂😂

[@ocularzombie6679]

A soul for a soul... or in this case, a King for a Queen.

[@johns9652]

Cowboys; All in my arse! Scriptwriter, Don't forget the comma! LMAO!

[@terryschiller2625]

All in my AZZ! Don't forget the comma! World class!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LeiasStandIn]

Glossed over that Chiefs signing I see 🤣

[@Dr.Spatula]

It's only Hollywood brown. Honestly, not with making a big deal over

[@SycoticForeverNeverAF]

@@Dr.SpatulaYou poor sweet summer child. When will you learn to stop doubting the chiefs lmao. They just won the sb with a bottom 5 wr corpes and no deep threat. Brown is the best wr mahomes has had since tyreek left lmao

[@Dr.Spatula]

@@SycoticForeverNeverAF You throating them so hard the air must not be getting to your brain. I said fuck all about how well they will perform and Brown is no better than Juju. That's why it's not worth making a big deal out of. Kelce will still be WR1

[@nickrowe4584]

@@Dr.Spatula Rice will be WR1

[@VikingHawk125]

Your Vikings reactions were exactly what my mom's side of the family were going through. Your Packers reactions were what my dad's side felt. Every day for the last week is just an entire family bullying each other while my weirdo Lions fan of a brother fueling the fire for both sides.

[@ethanstamm8134]

All I know is the Eagles should be in the background signing "We got a linebacker" lol

[@rokumaygo7134]

Lamar Jackson and Dereck Henry on the same team….I feel a disturbance in the force…we all should be afraid, very afraid.

[@TheBandit025Nova]

More like Return of the Jedi because Roger Goodell needs to stop making Chiefs win we know Goodell was kissing Lamar Hunt’s butt back in the day

[@cstains5543]

Until one or both go down to injury. It's the Ravens way!

[@wawalan1]

Except for the Chiefs.

[@user-dv6pr8bu5l]

Gonna need to finish off the full roster before considering 2 elite RBs a winning strategy

[@AspirantVeeVee]

don't get your hopes up, Lamar is getting traded to the steelers for a 3rd🤣

[@Foley02]

I like a lot of your jokes... but "Don't forget a comma!" Is your best. 🤣

[@db212006]

It's not his. It's from Skip Bayless.

[@Foley02]

@@db212006 No, it's not. I refuse to like anything Skip Bayless says. And yes, I did look it up... but I can't enjoy something Skip Bayless says. That's rule number 1. So, he didn't say it! 😆

[@16bitSteven]

@@db212006actually the pointing out of the comma was Rich Eisen commenting on a Skip Bayless post. Rich Eisen made that joke, not Skip.

[@mariojimenez227]

Sneaking in the chiefs gettinga wr was funny, like it isn't a big deal lol

[@JoseLopez-oz5tn]

Probably my favorite script so far

[@vikingmonkey6391]

Loving the screaming street

[@jasonbrad3194]

This is amazing! Strouds is your greatest bit ever! Love it so much!!

[@OmegaReconGaming]

I love this series. It perfectly describes the NFL. Chaos. Just pure chaos.

[@Kangaroo-Bob]

I hope there's a part 2 to this. Free agency for the dolphins was wild

[@griffins750]

Fantastic! Loved the reconstruction joke! 😂

[@owenloveridge279]

Must of hurt with that Aaron Jones bit 😂

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Tom wasn't acting there.

[@landmaster117]

I think the Script Writer addition to your content was ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC AND INCREDIBLE

[@MontanaXgaming]

Hey Tom another banger video sorry haven’t been able to watch you and your streams in a while will make sure to get caught up lol

[@ljec1991]

“Cowboys, you lose Vander Esch to medical retirement.” In all serious, that really sucks. Best of luck to him.

[@TheCRKShow]

Josh Jacob and Aaron Jones we have the best backfield in the league, we are going to the Super… Aaron Jones is going to the Vikings. NOOOOOO!!! 🤣😂

[@amkelly81]

Aaron Jones 😭 Still feeling that scream in my heart 😭

[@jml5100]

"Don't forget a comma" !!!😂😂 Had to stifle my laughing to keep from waking up the kids

[@tysonmaddox1090]

Thank you strouds for creating enough chaos for us to get saquan🙏🏾

[@ThrupleQuashimodo]

The comma is very important.

[@darter9000]

All in! All in!

[@whitetailhuntress979]

Slightly disappointed there wasn’t a bills fan sobbing in the corner about the cap.

[@johnfun3394]

I’m laughing all the way back to a 3 Peet! It feels good to be me. Chiefs!

[@chriswoods3642]

Elite reference at the end

[@williamdowns1917]

Don't forget the comma - Classic.

[@justinsundstrom8976]

Thank you, script writer, for making me lose hope in the Chargers season before it even began.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

As a Bears fan, thanks for Keenan Allen.

[@johnharlan2310]

I got to say this is one of my favorite short skits😂😂😂 thank you, and I can't wait to see draft one or any other for that matter😂😂😂

[@randomdbagwithguitar5691]

The jags reaction was perfect

[@DK-dm6ko]

Lore implication: the robe holds the power not the individual

[@ironyusedincorrectly]

I like to think after the meeting Washington shows up and the writer just hands off a pile of papers: "Here, you sign everybody. Have fun."

[@pbmpharmacist]

I hope this features Omar the Khan-Artist

[@davidsabo8032]

Don't forget the comma 😂😂😂

[@petrab8415]

Don’t forget the comma 😂😂

[@hiddentrack1701]

"Don't forget a comma" is the funniest thing I've heard in ages.

[@davidslife989]

I guess the Bills did alright? They weren't mentioned anywhere.

[@colinf6177]

5:12 that’s a load bearing comma right there

[@rowdyharger2799]

Damn dude you've come along way. I think your script skits one of your best. SKOL

[@ChiakiNanami736]

"On to Reconstruction!" I see what you did there…

[@mbrown5494]

Awesome stuff! Very funny. You and Perna rock together as well!

[@jackhoward9692]

as a Falcons fan, I am so happy

[@keatonward6403]

Ah another classic. 🍿

[@Zypher2887]

Tom is a comedic genius this is Gold

[@Eddieavina123]

Love your video Tom and keep up the great work you are awesome

[@DarkcIoud1111.]

I thought the Script Writer was going to say he lost the page with all the things the Cowboys were going to do; then at the very end find it, but decide it's too late now.

[@JPS47]

Just in time for this. The Strouds are getting a new look

[@Rangers_On_Top]

cowboys: hit me who do we get? let me see here oh you signed eric hendricks!

[@TypicalAndwokk]

Yes

[@christinemarinaccio3971]

Fantastic as always!

[@bentaylor5244]

Best. Saga. Ever! I hope it never ends!

[@justjuan589]

That comma doin the lords work

[@cayorix2079]

Steelers Country Lets Weld (as i steeler fan i hope this trade works because i been through enough)

[@cope847]

Nothing about Buffalo cutting their entire defense in 1 day?

[@KingSingh759]

LMFAOOO! Bro is the most deserving fan of the year. These videos bring us all together irregardless of fan base with so much laughter every time!

[@ryanhale6339]

The "comma" comment took me a minute...🤣