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The Sark Football Team and Hovercraft Enthusiasm: Citation Needed 7x02

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Tom Scott

Tom Scott

Күн бұрын

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@TomScottGo
@TomScottGo 6 жыл бұрын
If anyone from Sark would like to get in touch, I've put a contact-us link in the description...
@MrTokesu
@MrTokesu 6 жыл бұрын
Tom Scott how is this comment a week old when the video came.out a few minutes ago?
@wierdalien1
@wierdalien1 6 жыл бұрын
A youtube channel because I assume he made it when he uploaded it not when he published it.
@chimpaflimp
@chimpaflimp 6 жыл бұрын
+A youtube channel Because he queued the video a week ago and made the comment when he did so.
@chimpaflimp
@chimpaflimp 6 жыл бұрын
Why's the video so grainy, tom? It looks like a video that's been recorded outside when it's _just_ started getting dark out.
@devastator5042
@devastator5042 6 жыл бұрын
Oh wow they are actually trying to do it, I hope to God they get a chance to play.
@JohnSmith-dt1tw
@JohnSmith-dt1tw 6 жыл бұрын
By the way this episode is mentioned on the Sark wikipedia page as one of the notable appearances of Sark in media
@devoted_eater567
@devoted_eater567 5 жыл бұрын
Wow
@LiquidSandwich
@LiquidSandwich 5 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it was taken down as not being important enough
@addityasinghal897
@addityasinghal897 4 жыл бұрын
@@LiquidSandwich Aww what. This is sooooo noteworthy
@adammullarkey4996
@adammullarkey4996 4 жыл бұрын
@@addityasinghal897 I just looked and it is up.
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 4 жыл бұрын
@@LiquidSandwich Even though the team was contacted about it. Guess the internet news source reporting on it wasn't important enough either...
@Brannersatlarge
@Brannersatlarge 6 жыл бұрын
Right, I don't usually comment but...re the 'island' thing, just to clarify, my understanding was that they play equally *small* island nations. I'm well aware we are surrounded by wet watery stuff with all fish and whatnot in BUT: We can’t be an ‘official’ England rep as they exist as a UEFA nation and we don't play for them. Additionally, if we played as 'Great Britain' it would technically be an international against *themselves*. So, for this ruse to count we’d need to be a small, temporarily independent, nation. Hence Peasholm Park Island FA, which would also have the advantage of us having our own Navy and Air Force. So there.
@Brannersatlarge
@Brannersatlarge 6 жыл бұрын
(Don't @ me etc etc)
@timothymclean
@timothymclean 6 жыл бұрын
Well, you didn't say "small island nation," you said "island." Also...they played Greenland. That's the second-largest island in the world. Not many people, but hey.
@DasGanon
@DasGanon 6 жыл бұрын
Well, if you had an American on the team you could just find a random pile of sand and guano act it into a territory to play from
@vonriel1822
@vonriel1822 6 жыл бұрын
Isn't Sealand still a place? Surely you could look into becoming Sealand's official football team!
@tomchaney6085
@tomchaney6085 6 жыл бұрын
Do hovercrafts count as the navy and the airforce? (Or did I just explain the joke that was meant to be implicit?)
@almagill
@almagill 6 жыл бұрын
Gary: "We're not from an island, that's the only problem..." Bad news for you, chaps. The sea, it's got us surrounded.
@gustavthomsen1538
@gustavthomsen1538 6 жыл бұрын
They're called the British-isles after all.
@altijdjouwnaantje
@altijdjouwnaantje 6 жыл бұрын
almagill Yeah, that one puzzled me too... Greenland is 9 times bigger than Great Britain and they still think of that as an island, not a continent. So GB, all surrounded by water, definitely an island!
@SeanGHOB
@SeanGHOB 6 жыл бұрын
Calvin Edwards, the island the lads are from is called Great Britain, which is one of The British Isles.
@KingSepron
@KingSepron 6 жыл бұрын
Seán Hannan He was referring to the UK
@SeanGHOB
@SeanGHOB 6 жыл бұрын
KingSepron, I know that. The UK is not an island. I was providing the actual name of the actual island the Technical Difficulties hail from. Great Britain is an island.
@heddafh5766
@heddafh5766 6 жыл бұрын
"To biscuit something" is my new favourite verb, no doubt. "I'm not biscuiting that".
@hansolavtalg4560
@hansolavtalg4560 6 жыл бұрын
+
@ailaG
@ailaG 6 жыл бұрын
Go ahead and make it into any and every part of a sentence! Nouns, verbs, interjections... Biscuit! I just biscuitted that biscuity biscuit! Now, how in the biscuit's name can I do that biscuitly? Here's a challenge: Make a conjunction out of it.
@KettuKakku
@KettuKakku 5 жыл бұрын
@@ailaG I would, biscuit that's gonna be hard.
@Infinite_Archive
@Infinite_Archive 4 жыл бұрын
Biscuit- verb To reward someone for a highly entertaining or otherwise exceptional statement with something of little value.
@harrietriddle2197
@harrietriddle2197 4 жыл бұрын
It's a rare thing in France…
@joshuahadams
@joshuahadams 3 жыл бұрын
Two years later and Tom has temporarily run a hovercraft pub.
@StrokeMahEgo
@StrokeMahEgo 3 жыл бұрын
Funded by Matt's tax advice.
@Becky_Cooling
@Becky_Cooling 7 ай бұрын
"THE HOVERPUB IS ALIVE!"
@ThurstonCyclist
@ThurstonCyclist 6 жыл бұрын
Gary: "We're not from an island." I've got some great news for you about Great Britain.
@gwishart
@gwishart 4 жыл бұрын
I've got some news for you about England, it isn't an island.
@Draco_-mk5zv
@Draco_-mk5zv 4 жыл бұрын
@@Freexnme by that logic everything is just a big island
@xander1052
@xander1052 4 жыл бұрын
@@Freexnme its on an island, but it in of itself is not an island.
@Armadeus
@Armadeus 4 жыл бұрын
*great* news :))
@zyaicob
@zyaicob 4 жыл бұрын
@@Draco_-mk5zv yes.
@AlonMoiseyev
@AlonMoiseyev 6 жыл бұрын
In August 1990, an unemployed French nuclear physicist named André Gardes armed with a semi-automatic weapon attempted an invasion of Sark. The night Gardes arrived, he put up two posters declaring his intention to take over the island the following day at noon. The following day he started a solo foot patrol in front of the manor in battle-dress with weapon in hand. While Gardes was sitting on a bench waiting for noon to arrive, the island's volunteer connétable approached the Frenchman and complimented him on the quality of his weapon.[16] Gardes then proceeded to change the gun's magazine, at which point he was tackled to the ground, arrested, and given a seven-day sentence which he served in Guernsey.[16][17][18][19] Gardes attempted a comeback the following year, but was intercepted in Guernsey.
@damientonkin
@damientonkin 6 жыл бұрын
Alon Moiseyev that’s kind of awesome.
@gwenynorisu6883
@gwenynorisu6883 6 жыл бұрын
This is worth a CN episode by itself.
@clockworkkirlia7475
@clockworkkirlia7475 4 жыл бұрын
I would Like the comment as I did a similar one above, but I cannot condone this plagiarism, no matter the honesty. :P
@inkmaster5480
@inkmaster5480 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to point out that over 90% of all modern firearms are semi-automatic, so referring to it as such is a bit redundant. It would be more noteworthy if the weapon wasn't semi-automatic.
@ChaimS
@ChaimS 4 жыл бұрын
@@inkmaster5480 Unless OP actually meant "fully automatic," but, not being a firearm owner, didn't realize that "semi automatic" is just another term for "normal."
@alorachan
@alorachan 4 жыл бұрын
little over 2 years later, I still want The Technical Difficulties to play Sark. I would buy a flight and ferry to get there for it.
@MisterAppleEsq
@MisterAppleEsq 6 жыл бұрын
Facing off against the Sark football is such a Tom Scott thing to do.
@route2070
@route2070 6 жыл бұрын
Mister Apple "And here's a thing you might go have known...."
@gwenynorisu6883
@gwenynorisu6883 6 жыл бұрын
Playing that type of football where all the players are in Zorb balls...
@LilyRoseGames
@LilyRoseGames 5 жыл бұрын
wait WHAT? @@gwenynorisu6883
@esobelisk3110
@esobelisk3110 2 жыл бұрын
@@LilyRoseGames Tom has a video doing that
@AdamFaulknerVideos
@AdamFaulknerVideos 6 жыл бұрын
I'll be honest, getting a team together, going to this obscure little island, and playing a proper football team, is the sort of stupid thing I definitely wouldn't put past them...
@robertlinke2666
@robertlinke2666 6 жыл бұрын
yup
@joshuahadams
@joshuahadams 6 жыл бұрын
Well, they’ve matured a bit since the iron cooking and castle Morse code.
@rannov.4707
@rannov.4707 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuahadams Castle Morse code? Do you have a link to that?
@VivienneGucwa
@VivienneGucwa 6 жыл бұрын
Listening to this as an American is not only highly entertaining but feels like I am listening to facts about a fictional world...
@CuleChick11
@CuleChick11 6 жыл бұрын
Same. I find it refreshing to be reminded just how weird the world really is. Also, I've run out of DR Who and these lads are the next best thing.
@NiraExecuto
@NiraExecuto 6 жыл бұрын
Look buddy, I'm from Europe, and I'm pretty sure the isles actually _are_ fictional.
@NiraExecuto
@NiraExecuto 6 жыл бұрын
TeatherFilmLtd Productions Sure, that's what you _want_ us to think, isn't it? :P
@NiraExecuto
@NiraExecuto 6 жыл бұрын
TeatherFilmLtd Productions Conspiracy theorist? Don't you find it suspicious that "Britain" starts with a "B", JUST LIKE "BIELEFELD"? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
@Jabber-ig3iw
@Jabber-ig3iw 6 жыл бұрын
Caedo actually Britain starts with Great!😁
@jameshyndes1443
@jameshyndes1443 6 жыл бұрын
I'll be more than willing to manage the TechDif team against Sark. My qualifications include seven years of playing Football Manager. They don't include anything else, but it's a start, right?
@TomScottGo
@TomScottGo 6 жыл бұрын
You are literally more qualified than at least two, possibly three of us.
@jameshyndes1443
@jameshyndes1443 6 жыл бұрын
Probably more qualified than most of Sark too, by the sound of it
@SlyPearTree
@SlyPearTree 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry, you're overqualified.
@jackielinde7568
@jackielinde7568 6 жыл бұрын
I believe their stated goal was to be the first ever team to actually LOSE to Stark, so, yeah, those qualifications would work.
@SuicideCroxy
@SuicideCroxy 6 жыл бұрын
I once got sacked as Sark manager.. Will I fulfil the role?
@wagyourtai1
@wagyourtai1 3 жыл бұрын
13:50 The rule of dibs is a time honored tradition ever since Julius Caesar wandered into Rome and said ‘dibs’.
@kylebeardsley6200
@kylebeardsley6200 Жыл бұрын
How did that work out for him?
@ink7761
@ink7761 11 ай бұрын
@@kylebeardsley6200excellently for about 5 minutes
@igorgylycheyev9294
@igorgylycheyev9294 4 ай бұрын
Is this from soviet womble? Also, Alexandria
@jocax188723
@jocax188723 2 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely mildly disappointed this soccer match (Technical Difficulties and Co. vs Sark) never managed to materialize.
@toasterhavingabath6980
@toasterhavingabath6980 8 ай бұрын
fobal (football)
@MattFowlerBTR
@MattFowlerBTR 7 ай бұрын
Tom is no longer holding himself to a weekly schedule for his regular videos. Who knows what 2024 may bring.
@electralumen165
@electralumen165 Ай бұрын
@techdif, please make this happen. It’d be so funny.
@thanostheclub
@thanostheclub 11 ай бұрын
Gary's Archivist Mode is quite something, even by archivist standards.
@lawrencecalablaster568
@lawrencecalablaster568 6 жыл бұрын
I am American and I have learned more about British history from this show than from any class.
@sethrothz
@sethrothz 6 жыл бұрын
I'm British and I've learnt more
@FamusJamus
@FamusJamus 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a hovercraft and I've learnt that I'm very good at taxes.
@SomeGuyWithAFace9
@SomeGuyWithAFace9 6 жыл бұрын
it makes me sad that this isnt an exaggeration in the slightest
@ihatemegatron216
@ihatemegatron216 6 жыл бұрын
Same here
@user-bh4ht3my4l
@user-bh4ht3my4l 6 жыл бұрын
same, russian
@infrabread
@infrabread 6 жыл бұрын
12:20 I love how Matt couldn't be buggerd to do the maths so he said the full equation.
@Charlienmeg
@Charlienmeg 3 жыл бұрын
"We're not from an island ..." The British looking confusedly around at the large bodies of water that surround us.
@SylviaRustyFae
@SylviaRustyFae Жыл бұрын
Look, its not like they have a navy or have ever had like the most powerful navy in the world; how are they to remember theyre surrounded by water?
@LorenHelgeson
@LorenHelgeson Жыл бұрын
"It's only an island if you look at it from the water."
@andrewwebb917
@andrewwebb917 4 ай бұрын
England is attached to Scotland. So England isn't an Island. If you count the entire British Isles - Sark is part of it.
@Raketbaever
@Raketbaever 6 жыл бұрын
i have no interest in football but i genuinely want to see that match
@primozlah1731
@primozlah1731 2 жыл бұрын
The best thing is that the Sark football team somehow didn't come last in the 2003 island games (when the mentioned matches were played). They came 16th out of 23 teams (with 5 of those teams tied in last place)
@TissueCat
@TissueCat Жыл бұрын
Playing against the Sark Football Team would be perfect for Tom Scott Plus actually
@Interference22
@Interference22 6 жыл бұрын
A horsey uprising? Would that be a... Giddy-up-rising? I'll get my coat.
@mickthomas8983
@mickthomas8983 6 жыл бұрын
[tips hat] Good work! :)
@stumbling
@stumbling 6 жыл бұрын
That was Matt Gray level. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
@daanwilmer
@daanwilmer 6 жыл бұрын
It's both.
@sethrothz
@sethrothz 6 жыл бұрын
[sic] it's so bad it's good
@gwenynorisu6883
@gwenynorisu6883 6 жыл бұрын
It's _The F***ing Worst_ ;-)
@lamothe87
@lamothe87 3 жыл бұрын
Flash forward to the hovercraft bar. Apparently Tom took Matt's tax advice.
@spectrafolium
@spectrafolium 6 жыл бұрын
I actually thought for once I'd guessed the prize: a space-otter's space hopper.
@JustOneAsbesto
@JustOneAsbesto 6 жыл бұрын
Gary "We're not from an island" Brannan. I love it.
@hakr14
@hakr14 6 жыл бұрын
Tom, did you just describe a tangerine as "a bright orange thing"??
@Skorpian657
@Skorpian657 6 жыл бұрын
James Walls the color tangerine, not necessarily the fruit
@heddafh5766
@heddafh5766 6 жыл бұрын
Revising for my exam tomorrow will have to wait, citation needed is obviously more important.
@rewrose2838
@rewrose2838 6 жыл бұрын
Damn glad to know I'm not alone on this one~
@WouterWeggelaar
@WouterWeggelaar 6 жыл бұрын
Awesome to see me back in the audience, shouting " Oh Yeah" during mystery biscuits!
@bmobert
@bmobert 6 жыл бұрын
I was about as depressed as I've ever been. Then I watched this and I'm OK again. Thanks, guys!
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 Жыл бұрын
How're you feeling these days, friend?
@bmobert
@bmobert Жыл бұрын
@Ezekiel Martin I think I'm OK but the reality is I can't tell. I'm not.very in touch with my emotions. Thank you, childhood trauma. But, thank you for asking How are you?
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 Жыл бұрын
@@bmobert I know the feeling all too well. I'm alright myself. Eating good, working hard, etc.
@drlogiq1494
@drlogiq1494 6 жыл бұрын
"I have been Tom Scott, cya next time!" *Tom Scott stops being Tom Scott after the show* :D
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 5 жыл бұрын
Dr Logiq has been. Still is, but has been too.
@Hex...
@Hex... 10 ай бұрын
What a hidden gem to stumble onto! Been going through a couple of the citation needed eps again recently and this one is absolute gold
@drorbazer7531
@drorbazer7531 6 жыл бұрын
Woah I've just realised you've passed the 1M subs mark. You're growing fast Tom! Soon you will transcend the threshold of the mere mortals and unlock the power to enslave the minds of all of us internet plebeians and rule the observable universe right thereafter! I can't wait! Congratulations Tum!
@kayleighlehrman9566
@kayleighlehrman9566 6 жыл бұрын
Gary's gotten a lot tamer in his reaction to winning
@hotelmario510
@hotelmario510 3 жыл бұрын
What 3 years does to a mf
@JustMozzi
@JustMozzi Жыл бұрын
I am from St Helens, even though it is geographically accurate, describing St Helens as ‘near Wigan’ feels like the most offensive way to describe the towns location.
@eye2eye899
@eye2eye899 6 жыл бұрын
ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! Tom, I am so glad for you. Congratulations on this, you have been making amazing content for me, and fellow viewers ever since I subscribed almost a year ago, and for long before that as well. I would just like to say thanks. Thank you for being you, and I’m glad you are seeing recognition for your dedication, and work.
@Halosty45
@Halosty45 6 жыл бұрын
I don't watch football, but if a particular match actually happens, I'd certainly be interested to watch over highlights... with commentary. Or just hear about it :P
@robertferguson3023
@robertferguson3023 2 жыл бұрын
Also - the Policeman on Tiree (lovely chap) - once he's driven past one of the two pubs, the phones start going to let people know it's safe to leave the pub.
@ladymacbeth260
@ladymacbeth260 6 жыл бұрын
How is matt so flipping adorkable.
@adalaza
@adalaza 6 жыл бұрын
Panthers?
@timothymeyer3210
@timothymeyer3210 6 жыл бұрын
oh, no
@stumbling
@stumbling 6 жыл бұрын
You can't do that when he's not here. haha
@hjbbjnhkmhvjbkm
@hjbbjnhkmhvjbkm 6 жыл бұрын
Instantly panics and whips out Zis-3 cannon
@keda1981
@keda1981 6 жыл бұрын
RELEASE THE COBRAS.
@toogaytofunction3029
@toogaytofunction3029 6 жыл бұрын
Hovercraft.
@gavinkemp7920
@gavinkemp7920 6 жыл бұрын
i'm disappointed, they didn't go over the invasion attempt
@cemace90
@cemace90 3 жыл бұрын
2 years later: Pub on a hover craft.
@cemace90
@cemace90 3 жыл бұрын
Tom keeps his word.
@Rathmun
@Rathmun 3 жыл бұрын
Re-watching in 2020, the joke at the end has a rather different flavor now. I could use a quarantine trampoline.
@Lepong20
@Lepong20 6 жыл бұрын
It's 3:03 am and I'm meant to be going to my sisters wedding tomorrow But who needs sleep? Not me, I need CITATION NEEDED
@alyxburke
@alyxburke 6 жыл бұрын
Lepong20 bad grammar "you need citation"
@IAmBrownThunderOfficial
@IAmBrownThunderOfficial 6 жыл бұрын
4 months old but still... how’d the wedding go?
@panda4247
@panda4247 5 жыл бұрын
@@IAmBrownThunderOfficial another 7 months later, but still .... who cares, the episode was great
@francesgardner7070
@francesgardner7070 4 жыл бұрын
gary's prize hits differently now :(
@tanithrosenbaum
@tanithrosenbaum 4 жыл бұрын
I know right? I just thought the same
@eclipseshetheyneos588
@eclipseshetheyneos588 3 жыл бұрын
It doesn't hit we need to socal distens so we can't hit
@Qsie
@Qsie 6 жыл бұрын
Hey Tom, just as a person who edits videos, what was with the gain issues on this video?
@TomScottGo
@TomScottGo 6 жыл бұрын
You should have seen it before the colour grade! Rest assured that next week's episode was filmed in a different recording session, and will have completely different problems.
@droam129
@droam129 6 жыл бұрын
"and will have completely different problems" hahaha! Wasn't expecting that...
@Legoluke654
@Legoluke654 6 жыл бұрын
I hope next weeks videos are better. Sorry to say but, it's pretty hard for me to watch these two videos from this season, as I notice all the issues... Previous seasons have been fine. The grain issues and Matt being out of focus, and the compression as KZbin has lowered their bitrate... it's unfortunate. Also because you're cropping into the 4k 2 shots it's more apparent. I wonder if just leaving it ungraded would have been better. Like last season where it just feels like ungraded Slog2. All your recent videos since September seem to have more compression artifacts for some reason. Any idea why that is? I love all your content btw. Amazing, thought provoking and fascinating videos. Keep doing what you're doing!
@metropod
@metropod 6 жыл бұрын
Different problems..? Are they... Panthers?
@Jothamvvw
@Jothamvvw 6 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say it was a Technical Difficulty!
@tpixl
@tpixl 2 жыл бұрын
Re-watching a few Citation Needed episodes every 5 years or so seems about right !
@SylviaRustyFae
@SylviaRustyFae Жыл бұрын
i rewatch them all constantly heh. Ive got echolalia for tons of lines from how often i watch this same show xD I actually nowadays use it to help me fall aslp bcuz the familiarity means i can pay less attention as i drift off to sleep
@Rishnai
@Rishnai 2 жыл бұрын
Someday TechDif is going to upload a video that starts with “So we got an email from Sark…”
@route2070
@route2070 6 жыл бұрын
Gary, "Here's the problem we don't live on an island." Me, " You live in the U.K., your country is an island."
@varana
@varana 6 жыл бұрын
Still, he lives on an island. Also, "we're not an island! We're an island and a fifth of another one (plus loads of even smaller ones)!" is not a very convincing rebuttal, even if it's technically true. :D
@route2070
@route2070 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry, he lives on the island of Great Britain. Also I guess you could say the American Continent is an island as well as the Eurocansia continent is also an island, but in that same vein North America, South America, Africa, and AsiA would then all be peninsulas.
@notthatcreativewithnames
@notthatcreativewithnames 6 жыл бұрын
England is geographically not on *an* island, though, because England also includes the Isle of Wight and several more islands. Nor did Scotland. Nor did Wales.
@gwenynorisu6883
@gwenynorisu6883 6 жыл бұрын
Clarification: They don't live on a dinky little island that only has one, non-wholly-professional football team representing them.
@teipeu9033
@teipeu9033 5 жыл бұрын
Josh Keating I prefer Afro-Eurasia.
@briangarrow448
@briangarrow448 6 жыл бұрын
Didn't a rather bad movie get released about Sark? I believe the title was "Sarknado". Just saying...
@Flatrocker512
@Flatrocker512 6 жыл бұрын
Matt Gray... is that you?
@nerdytech7287
@nerdytech7287 6 жыл бұрын
oh god.
@gwenynorisu6883
@gwenynorisu6883 6 жыл бұрын
Twister that lasted for two minutes, did £50,000 worth of improvements.
@rmsnwbrdr
@rmsnwbrdr Жыл бұрын
On the Isle of Sark, what do they call a really steep-walled canyon? A Sark-Chasm! (courtesy of my teenage son)
@Zevonfan524
@Zevonfan524 5 жыл бұрын
I love that Tom actually went & rented a hovercraft for them all to have a go on after this.
@Armadeus
@Armadeus 4 жыл бұрын
that trampoline would really come in handy now wouldnt it
@Fulmir-
@Fulmir- 6 жыл бұрын
If the trampoline is the orange thing wouldn't it be a "Wolverine Quarantine Tangerine Trampoline"?
@panda4247
@panda4247 5 жыл бұрын
no, tangerine is the colour or the thing that is described by the other words.
@francesgardner7070
@francesgardner7070 Жыл бұрын
Gary at 14:12 - “We’re not from a island” What do you consider Great Britain if not an island?
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 6 күн бұрын
The trouble there is, England isn't an island (it's part of an island), and Great Britain isn't an island (it's _several_ islands). Hard to find a middle ground where they're from exactly one island.
@AlRoderick
@AlRoderick 6 жыл бұрын
So who fills out the eleven? If I'm filling the roster from Tom's known sphere of associates: Tom, Gary, Chris, Matt obvs, then Will Seaward, James Grime, Matt Parker, Jay Foreman, 90's Tim, Sean from Computerhile, and Colin Furze. That's assuming we're sticking to all men per FIFA rules.
@wierdalien1
@wierdalien1 6 жыл бұрын
Alexander Roderick thats be great
@daanwilmer
@daanwilmer 6 жыл бұрын
TomSka maybe? Or Sammy Paul?
@SemiZeroGravity
@SemiZeroGravity 6 жыл бұрын
Jay appears with his guitar to sing about the match
@notthatcreativewithnames
@notthatcreativewithnames 6 жыл бұрын
We can add Geoff Marshall as well(?)
@wierdalien1
@wierdalien1 6 жыл бұрын
Pongsathon Boonrod yes. I second thism
@marktownsend2384
@marktownsend2384 6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you're going for a hovercraft when you could go full Ekranoplan! Always go full Ekranoplan!
@st0rmforce
@st0rmforce 6 жыл бұрын
These are words I've always lived my life by
@TachEdits
@TachEdits 3 жыл бұрын
The hovercraft ride dream has been realized!
@scootergrant8683
@scootergrant8683 4 жыл бұрын
Garry would probably want his gift today given COVID.
@sethrothz
@sethrothz 5 жыл бұрын
"You're not getting a point when I gave you the title" Because that has never happened before, Tom...
@danellyatt9842
@danellyatt9842 6 жыл бұрын
I've been to Sark, really nice island
@MuchWhittering
@MuchWhittering Жыл бұрын
I have no interest in football, but Tom must surely know enough other KZbinrs who'd be up for this.
@0utOfSkill
@0utOfSkill 3 жыл бұрын
These madlads actually rode a hovercraft
@skthejanner
@skthejanner 6 жыл бұрын
As a Sunday league manager all I'm thinking about is tactics, like sticking Tom on the wing cos he's quite slight and calling Tim J in to play up top cos he'd win headers
@tomchaney6085
@tomchaney6085 6 жыл бұрын
So we've got Matt and Tom, is there a Chris and Gary spinoff I'm unaware of? If not, why?
@Andrew-zm8gh
@Andrew-zm8gh 6 жыл бұрын
Chris doesn't do this social media nonsense
@SemiZeroGravity
@SemiZeroGravity 6 жыл бұрын
Gary has Twitter and does some pretty funny tweets but nothing like what he is able to to in citation needed
@gwenynorisu6883
@gwenynorisu6883 6 жыл бұрын
They don't work in sufficiently closely related fields, I would expect. Whereas Tom and Matt may cross paths more often because they have similar-ish jobs and use those skills to collab on side projects... e.g. Matt is often (though not always) Tom's cameraman when he's not using some kind of selfie stick or tripod.
@honzagrossmann2977
@honzagrossmann2977 6 жыл бұрын
I would pay good money to see that football match
@tuktukhistories2048
@tuktukhistories2048 2 жыл бұрын
What is the “Tax Haven” song? I’ve searched for it and found nothing?
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Sark hasn't played against the Vatican yet. Also a rather small population and some of their most remarkable matches was 4-21 against Monchengladbach from Germany and 1-9 against Palestine. Oh and they won 9-1 against the police of Rome. Besides that they also played 2-2 against the roman province of Raetia (who lost to the uninhabited Chagos archipelago 1-6)
@chubsdubs8395
@chubsdubs8395 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d ever see a KZbin video mentioning the Channel Islands, as someone from there it’s heartwarming.
@joeturner1597
@joeturner1597 6 жыл бұрын
I could probably lead the pissed supporters section who get lost and/or arrested on route and finish up in some random pub. I have absolutely no experience. Apart from being pissed, lost, arrested (mistaken identity) and landing up in some random pub. The best one as I recall was in Liverpool and some chap was playing a piano. I think we were trying to get to Hull.
@grandmabutters8502
@grandmabutters8502 Жыл бұрын
I just found out Gary Brannon is an archivist while doing research into becoming an archivist and decided to rewatch this series
@theChoffa
@theChoffa 6 жыл бұрын
"we're not from an island, that's the only problem". Looked at a map recently Gary..? 🙃
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 6 жыл бұрын
He was talking about England
@ShogunScarey
@ShogunScarey 6 жыл бұрын
When is the match?
@zhangalex734
@zhangalex734 4 жыл бұрын
Now in light of the Covid-19 pandemic, I would really love a tangerine wolverine quarantine trampoline cus it is getting seriously boring in here.
@StrokeMahEgo
@StrokeMahEgo 3 жыл бұрын
Tom used his tax savings to buy the hoverpub.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios Жыл бұрын
And the best thing about making a Sark hovercraft service is that on the hovercraft you can sell alcohol without license. As long as it's moving.
@xerozoo
@xerozoo 4 жыл бұрын
I want a tangerine wolverine quarantine trampoline at this point
@noahnewell2131
@noahnewell2131 4 жыл бұрын
Tom: "Sark is the part of the Bailiwick of Guernsey" Me, an American: "None of those were actual words." Garry: "Ok, fair enough" Me: "And they say we both speak English"
@JaxMerrick
@JaxMerrick 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, I'm an American, and I'm familiar with the term "bailiwick"... If only in the phrase "not my bailiwick" (as in "not my concern" or "not in my wheelhouse").
@umgubularslashkilter9272
@umgubularslashkilter9272 5 жыл бұрын
Matt made it sound like Tom has a hovercraft and hasn't let him have a go on it
@eilidhxxx9115
@eilidhxxx9115 6 жыл бұрын
Coll is a great island . You can drive without a driving license alone there
@andrewreynolds4949
@andrewreynolds4949 2 жыл бұрын
I really want to see Tom and the gang play the Sark football team
@Herrisx
@Herrisx 6 жыл бұрын
How did you not ask them about the french nuclear physicist who tried to invade the island single handedly using a semi-automatic rifle?!
@iggyvolz
@iggyvolz 6 жыл бұрын
PLEASE arrange a match with Sark, that would be amazing!!!
@Zero-ks3pc
@Zero-ks3pc 6 жыл бұрын
I love getting more of these videos, but a part of me misses the more intimate house setting :p I’m sure it is great to have an audience to interact with :)
@davidcurry5239
@davidcurry5239 3 жыл бұрын
If you ever go to Sark by hovercraft (nick one from the Isle of Wight), can you stop by a fishmongers and then Saint Helier ... just to declare to the customs agents "M'n aérodrisseux est remplyi d'andgulles"
@thecha4570
@thecha4570 2 жыл бұрын
As someone from Guernsey, i find this rather humorous.
@Adam-yr2nq
@Adam-yr2nq 6 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you win a river named after one of the stages of grief. It's denial.
@LostieTrekieTechie
@LostieTrekieTechie 2 жыл бұрын
This might just be my favorite episode of this series. It's either this or the Stevens Island Wren.
@swumbles
@swumbles Жыл бұрын
paperwork? nah. criminal complaints? nah. lawyers? no thanks. i'm just going to get my friends together and yell at people when they do crimes
@SmokeyEdits
@SmokeyEdits 3 жыл бұрын
That quarantine trampoline prize must really be coming in handy.
@memoryfoam2285
@memoryfoam2285 Жыл бұрын
13:30 hits different after the game vs France on Saturday
@memoryfoam2285
@memoryfoam2285 2 ай бұрын
Why didn't I include a date in this idfk which Saturday I meant 😭😭😭
@tibsie
@tibsie 5 жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for this football match to take place. Come on Tom, get it sorted!!
@K9TheFirst1
@K9TheFirst1 3 жыл бұрын
I am still waiting to see TechDif vs Sark United.
@andrewlucas7350
@andrewlucas7350 5 жыл бұрын
Portsmouth has: 1) The only passenger Hovercraft company operating in Britain. 2) The Grand Duchy of The Lagoan Islands, a micronation. 3) Ferries to the channel islands. Seems like an obvious stop-off.
@romulusnr
@romulusnr 2 жыл бұрын
The "Sark Papers" is a magazine called Sark Life and I used to subscribe for a lark.
@maxrevs24
@maxrevs24 3 жыл бұрын
The prize this episode probably came in quite useful last year
@keetrandling4530
@keetrandling4530 3 жыл бұрын
Gary Brannan "We're not from an island" Also Gary Brannan _lives in England_
@friedmaniac
@friedmaniac 6 жыл бұрын
Damn! I've been binge-watching this series for the past few days and just accidentally got up-to-date! Now what am I going to do with my time?
@nickthephoenix8494
@nickthephoenix8494 3 жыл бұрын
You finally got to go on a hovercraft!
@bowtieproductions6708
@bowtieproductions6708 3 жыл бұрын
They did directly after this. The bonus for this episode is them riding a hovercraft.
@nickthephoenix8494
@nickthephoenix8494 3 жыл бұрын
@@bowtieproductions6708 Thanks for telling me. That was a wonderful 2 minutes
@bowtieproductions6708
@bowtieproductions6708 3 жыл бұрын
@@nickthephoenix8494 It is indeed
@billionai4871
@billionai4871 4 жыл бұрын
am I the only one thinking that gary had the best quarantine of all
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