What is the best asdfmovie joke?

AKA Tom breaks down asdfmovie while asdfmovie breaks down Tom.
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CONTENT WARNING: Where to begin? Discussion and depictions of guns, death, suicide, violence, vore, kinks. This one’s got it all.
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[@TomSka]

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[@jetdombrowski9807]

Ok

[@Domgingus]

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[@Zentiph]

r

[@jaguarstudiosoffical9091]

Yes I was born now

[@itz_ashane6886]

DEAD

[@maddie9602]

Tomska analyzing his own sense of humor: Tomska increasingly concerned by his own sense of humor:

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

You forgot the timestamps

[@nikkoa.3639]

@@thephoenixsystem6765 Here's the timestamp to when he does both 0:00

[@thephoenixsystem6765]

@@nikkoa.3639 2shey

[@gizmop0ny]

Its beautiful

@@thephoenixsystem6765 'touché'

[@teclinsoro4523]

“the girl who got kicked to the moon didn’t die. who do you think ate desmond?” this changes *everything*

[@alexnielson5379]

SOmebody noticed!!!

[@thememewithwords8236]

I mean, tomska said it, so it's canon

[@lordjay7530]

i thought that the girl who drew the bear (desmond) ate him up from the inside after beingswallowed

[@beepyboro]

@Noah Firth desmond ate the kid,then the kid ate desmond, desmond died,the kid also

[@thewanderinggamer1369]

Canon.

[@endeav0r_49]

that perfect skit was actually lowkey hilarious wtf

[@chadgeary2653]

"Oh no. Im still alive"

[@nateproductions8264]

The Tom Scott cameo was amazing

[@GaJ42]

It’s almost like it was made to be funny

[@cedriko1662]

discreto divertido

[@jenluvjake]

my favorite bit of it was the dogs face

[@daanroelofs119]

The fact Desmond got eaten by the girls and didn't just decompose over several decades is amazing

[@caps_lock]

you cant decompose on the moon cause theres no oxygen

[@daanroelofs119]

@@caps_lock decomposition doesnt always need oxygen. There is fermentation for example. There are also plenty anaerobic micro organisms that dont need oxygen reproduce or feed themselves. A lot of bacteria in our body dont fare well with an abundance of oxygen and would be more likely to cause damage when the aerobic micro-organisms would die.

[@caps_lock]

@daanroelofs119 good point but anaerobic micro organisms dont really survive well in a vacuum and temperatures ranging from -130 C to 120 C

[@daanroelofs119]

@@caps_lock I dont know much about the human microflora, but while they could survive at -130C for a long time, some thermophilic bacteria actually thrive between 40 and 122 C now, the sun would probably destroy most of our body well before that happens though. The vacuum would indeed be an issue in the long run huh. I guess ill keep it at the body slowly disintegrating from high levels of radiation

[@DrDrao]

@@caps_lock Neither do little girls, to be fair.

[@kellenivanuck1447]

I never realized that the character regurgitating another character was a joke connected to another asdf movie until now.

[@Jan_Koopman]

Same

[@LeRawNugretaw]

Neither wtf

[@JonathanScarlet]

Likewise.

[@MartijnPeek]

Me2

[@davidwuhrer6704]

ikr

[@theragingllamas4764]

“What’s that behind your ear? ITS A HEARING AID!” “wHaT??” Is my favourite

[@mondelsson]

This is my personal favourite. I laughed for a long time when I saw that for the first time.

[@Omnificence2016]

Gotta admit, that one was pretty cute.

[@strawbee.s]

Mine too

[@satibel]

plot twist: it was a herring aid.

[@saturnisdizzy]

its my favorite too

[@isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421]

I am strangely fascinated by the fact that Tom went through the effort to find everything in this series related to kinks. Imagine realizing that for the last 12 years, you've been unknowingly stimulating it for other people.

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

Hmmm. I really want to see if I can find out what every single occurrence of an asdfkinky, but: 1. I’d have to use Incognito Mode for sure 2. I want to protect the little innocence I have left 3. It’d take too fucking long

[@VestedUTuber]

Honestly, it's not surprising. _ANYTHING_ can potentially be a kink, really. There's actually a guy out there who gets off to rich white suburban women buying entire truckloads of wonder bread, he's actually kind of infamous on multiple art sites for commissioning art of that.

[@CosmicCreeper99]

That revelation about Desmond and the Moon girl was a better plot twist than most stories can pull off today

[@Zoditron]

Are we just gonna skip over the fact Tom has confirmed that Desmond did not die on the moon of natural causes?

[@busted_carneasada]

Space be looking kinda sus, ngl

[@maduch1314]

Impostor has been ejected in the moon and ate Desmond

[@battleblaster4203]

I had honestly thought he just wasted away Also I can disprove Tom's reasoning because that little girl could not place those bones exactly in the same place as Desmond was standing upright

[@Wildfan95]

@@battleblaster4203 idk man, he said it was her, and how can you prove she couldn't put them back perfectly?

[@AMalas]

You cant decompose in space, so there's that

[@VTPPGLVR]

Me: **hears presidential debate in the other room** TomSka: Babies heard, but babies not seen. No babies.

[@CainXVII]

Pie flavour was a standing joke in my school. "Die potato!" "Not today!" Was probably among the best in my opinion but it needed the context of the potato having died a couple of times already. Oh, and Desmond the moon bear of course.

[@BinglesP]

I remember quoting the series a ton when I was little, I think I even got in light trouble once for quoting the one about brain cancer

[@reaganharder1480]

I somehow acquired the phrase "die potato" from my friends before ever seeing the clip, and still to this day will use it whenever killing bugs or the like.

[@lynwood5991]

I AM A STEGOSAURS

[@ryansmith1044]

When I was in middle school my family didn't have Internet so I thought the (seemingly) random shit my friends often said was stuff they made up. Then I saw these sketches for the first time on my TikTok feed about a week ago and realized that all the "random" shit they were saying back then was actually mostly asdfmovie references. "Desmond the Moon Bear" is what unlocked that memory for me, since that was the most popular sketch at my school.

[@MulletSensei]

My favourite thing about the farting butt jokes (apart from an old fashioned juvenile laugh) is that in Tom’s vlogs leading up to that asdfmovie he repeatedly mentioned that the concept was silly and people would probably hate the jokes, and once the episode released the response was immediately overwhelmingly negative. He knew no one would like it, he very quickly regretted it, but the idea made him laugh once and he decided “fuck it” and put it in. Truly the farting butt is the ultimate symbol of artistic integrity.

[@zapzap1485]

Interesting, farting butt is standing up for something now lol

[@bruhkakke]

i personally still laugh at the butt jokes to this day tbh

[@gabe_s_videos]

ngl, the butt jokes grew on me.

[@evil001987]

What he didn't analyze are the order in the appear can certainly make a difference. As he stated before, sketches where nothing unexpected happened didn't perform so well. However in a full asdfmovie where every clip before something random happened, putting in a video where nothing unexpected happened can make a huge difference to keep the viewers on the toes. So was the butt jokes good or bad for the entire video over all, even though the standalone clips wasn't very liked? Aaaand... thats a little bit harder to test.

[@gabe_s_videos]

@@evil001987 My friend, explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you can pick it apart to figure out how it works, but the damn thing is dead.

[@mericaman8877]

The real question is: did the guy who failed standing up school become the do the flop guy?

[@konoyaronekobaka]

Times to watch the do the flop song clip 30 times and to take out the drawing board

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

Get MatPat on this one

[@Kazoo_Itchy]

wolfiyee I’ll go find him-

[@TheActualAqua]

Top 10 anime backstories

[@Jarqueivies]

I believe so.

[@jvcmarc]

the fact that the 4 worst sketches were the farting butts was funnier than the farting butts themselves

[@Skorpeonismyrealname]

I think that was the first time I actually laughed at them.

[@mangmangmangobri]

Agreed.

[@lightningterry]

Unpopular opinion: I genuinely thought they were hilarious and was surprised they were ranked so far down.

[@Foggles17]

@@lightningterry This may be the first "unpopular opinion" that is both unpopular and known as unpopular before stating it is. Congrats!

[@lightningterry]

foggles17 thank you, I try

[@robertsteffler5155]

I would definitely argue that what makes an asdf joke "good" is honestly how well it works itself in culturally. I think that both neatly explains why newer jokes didn't perform as well, but it also reflects the general lexicalisation of the popular jokes. A common element of them is that they're simple, short-hand phrases that work well when directly quoting or referencing the series as an in-joke with other people who've seen it, and i think that very strongly reflects the overall cultural place that asdfmovie has.

[@Mikaxu42]

My favorite has always been “-Hey buddy, you wanna take this outside? -Sure! -Wow, what a lovely evening! -This was a wonderful idea!”

[@jaythosonmp439]

"i think we should just be friends" "....mother" is my favourite

[@LadyKatyRae]

I frequently quote this one. Its my fav too

[@kavanspanos8030]

I forgot about that one lol, thanks for the reminder, that’s my new fav

[@sophiamalcolm2119]

"Observably well-fed" is the most polite fat joke I've ever heard.

[@sh1nyman483]

I think that description originated in the short story "The Landlady."

[@c3slayer72]

What’s welfed

[@noveris6538]

He got some baby birthing hips

[@noveris6538]

@@c3slayer72 what do u think

[@ahalfsesameseedbun7472]

@@c3slayer72 he called himself large

[@MWoyde]

My favourite sketch is probably the : „Thats my boy!“ NOOOO, MY BOY!“ „FATHER HELP“ one. It never fails to make me laugh.

[@MudakTheMultiplier]

"mugged" gets quoted *constantly* by me and my friends. Basically any time someone subverts a statement. "Are you going to the store?" "No, you are." "Ah! How does that even work!?"

[@TessHex]

Okay, but the "mathematically perfect asdfmovie joke" actually had me wheezing. You're a good egg, Tom. In fact, you're the entire good chicken.

[@AndrewTaylorNintyuk]

I did like the effectively Committee built sketch, but each sketch loses something when watched in isolation. ADSF Movie works so well as it just keeps you riding the funny train all the way to the station

[@oneish7454]

Can eat the chicken

[@Oblivion9873]

It was actually funny and OH HEY TOM SCOTT NICE. Honestly though, I think it's only funny because of the zoom in on the dogs face. That's what makes the sketch.

[@silverchoweez]

I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

[@SpaghettiEnterprises]

@@oneish7454 correct

[@Eight_Ventures]

My favorite one is “I wish people we’re nice to me” “Your wish is..” *”stooped”* _slap_

[@catt9918]

My fave is i like trains

[@yokaiwatcher8500]

I like 🎵it’s a lovely day to walk down the roads and if I ever stop singing I will explode🎵 I even wrote a sequel 🎵I’m eating a sandwich with lots of ham and if I ever stop singing I go kablam🎵

[@Eight_Ventures]

How about this 🎵I’m eating some ice cream right now and if I ever stop singing I’ll go kapow!🎵

[@blxck-mage_]

Ok

[@mekhie.r.duncan3825]

@@Eight_Ventures correct

[@Red_Male]

10:25 welcome to the kill count, where we cover the deaths in all your favorite horror movies. I'm James A Janisse and today we'll be looking at ASDF Movie

[@KcMp86]

Tom: That makes me a war criminal… Also Tom: Oh.

[@bryntyjermy1854]

Never thought I’d hear Tom Scott say “Oh no I’m still alive” but here we are

[@lizs004]

Thanks!!

[@Sir.Twisted]

i thought it was.

[@alexfelgar9821]

Why. Why would you butcher his name

[@xxkewldudexx]

@@alexfelgar9821 Voice typing maybe?

[@monochaos9442]

I'm surprised it took this long for him to say it

[@dethbreth8]

My favorite asdfmovie joke is "Honey I'm pregnant!" *girlfriend stares in confusion* "I can explain"

[@stm7810]

Yeah, that 1 is great!

[@no1normal750]

wait which episode was that

[@stm7810]

@@no1normal750 I think it was ep 4?

[@dethbreth8]

@@no1normal750 asdfmovie9

[@tc-vlogs8719]

That was actually really funny at the end, so yeah; it worked.

[@some.random.guy24]

13:59 “He’s just flailing in a direction”. Best thing said by Tom.

[@ahlpym]

My favourite is: "I think we should just be friends." "Mother!"

[@thatonecrusader7209]

My favorite one is nock nock Who is there? ( *smack* ) *THE DOOR*

[@amazingadam1646]

True THE DOOR

[@lightningterry]

“Ooh baby I love you baby” “Stay away from my baby” (Baby in deep manly voice) “But mother I love him” Is one of my favorites

[@unaccompanied_minor2546]

It's all about Marmite and Desmond the moon bear

[@mdbgamer556]

Almost the entire series has made me grin or laugh. Almost.

[@quasarm825]

My favorite is: “Dad, I’m gay” “I have no son” “ *GASP* This isn’t my house”

[@phxed]

One of the best up there, with the "you're fired, you can't fire me I quit" etc.

[@quasarm825]

@@phxed exactly, asdf 12 was an instant classic

[@neonblade8591]

@Mario AWOOOOOOOOO

[@neonblade8591]

@Mario omnomnomnomnomnomnom

[@leonfergozi]

299 like you are very welcome,300 like

[@laslalal8451]

One of my personal favorite asdf skits: "Here hold this." *stabs man in chest*

[@BanjoMasn]

The fact that Kylie Minogue will forever be tied to asdfmovie is the funniest thing to me

[@maxrichards3881]

The girl from that 2007 doctor who Christmas special?

[@edgeworth097]

​@@maxrichards3881 The very same

[@bookswithike3256]

@@maxrichards3881 Yes. She's also pop star famous outside of America.

[@JamesDavy2009]

@@bookswithike3256 My people gave her to you guys. She was a mechanic on _Neighbours_ and she did songs like _Locomotion_ and _Can't Get You Out Of My Head._

[@turtlecat2258]

This man is a genius, he literally made the best ASDF movie joke

[@houdini8194]

He made all the ASDF jokes

[@williammorales8780]

The butt joke?

[@dimitrijames00001]

@@houdini8194 actually no

[@captainfa-it-lcon915]

yeah, but he sounds drunk when he talk french.

[@elimentkidmakesuhhhcontent4264]

@@houdini8194 then proves his point

[@LadyKattrina84]

TomSka: "Who's letting their kids watch this stuff?!" Me: Slowly raises hand. "My son introduced me to these."

[@NIDELLANEUM]

I like the fact that your son showed them to a parent

[@bukowskifamily7728]

lol sound like my brother when we were younger

[@pilesofkittens]

Dude every kid in my school watches it, today a kid on the bus showed me the suicidal muffin song

[@VideoUser52]

Haha

[@rand0m_artz_]

I introduced my son to this

[@detectivedyn2253]

Throughout his entire explanation of the different types of subversion of expectations, I kept wondering whether or not he was showing clips that gave examples, or he would allow the clip to play and then explain it. And I think that's a testament to what works about ASDF movies. It's a blend of several different subversions. Not just relying on one

[@JayDeeIsMyName]

Hearing TomSka calling it "As-Dif-Movie" is like a historical moment in itself. I've known about it for years, yet I always called it A-S-D-F-movie.

[@MoempfLP]

I realised today, that the guy climbing out of another guy, was the guy eaten by the second one earlier.

[@Waltis123]

Same

[@TheMan-Man]

Same here.

[@RealCoolstriker64]

Same!

[@leubah]

same

[@kittytroublemaker2283]

Same

[@Forgemane]

My favorite is "Honey, I'm pregnant!" Camera pans over to her girlfriend. "Uhhh, I can explain."

[@benedictdakirby9919]

Or Hungry: hi dad im hungry Dad: hi hungry, im dad Hungry: why did you name me this way?

[@tree_ee]

Those are two of my favourites

[@samuraistrike1]

Alternative title; Tomska explains why death is funny for 24 minutes

[@fablevilgaming1339]

came back and re-watching this I can say that most of the reasons I think the top ten were so popular was because these were some of the most memorable jokes/lines like the terminators line "I'll be back" and even in comic form u can hear the voices if you have watched asdf movies before wish he left the site up though would love to see the rankings 2 years later

[@IAmBraindead98]

Personal favorite: "You're FIRED!" "You can't fire me, I QUIT!!" "You can't quit, I QUIT!!!" "You can't quit, YOU'RE A FROG!!!!" "You can't 'frog' me, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!" "I'm not your wife, YOU'RE MY WIFE!!!!!!" "Oh, hey Honey, how was work?" "Pretty good, but I quit my job." "You can't quit your job, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!" A̜͓͙̮ͭ̇ͪ͜A̪̱͒͢Ą̤̩̟̱̌̔A̶̮̰̟̱͇͙̎Ą͔͉̪͖̺ͫ̈͐͑A̷̜͈̻͍̟̺̩͓̓Ȧͩ̒͋͏̰̺̜͇À̧̤̺͛Ä̧̬͕͉̗́̓̓̚Ă̰͖̗̻̫̩̳͘Ȁ̜͍̼͎̱̍̀ͅA̡̩̠͗Ä̩̰̫͓̇ͬ͘Ã̝͙̜͆̉͛͟Á̈́҉̯̱̥̹̱A̴̙̬̫̩͖̗̋͑̊A̔ͤͫ̄҉̫̬̗̲A͒͊҉̲͔

[@zavhyatta9795]

where is that?

[@anthonydoesstuff]

@@zavhyatta9795 be quiet

[@user-yg7iw3kb1m]

@Zavh Yatta be quiet

[@yeahimleavingagain6967]

I love that too XD

[@ChoaiDode]

Same here

[@rosewinter4818]

“aw look at the little baby” **baby giggles** “and now look at the big baby” “wah”

[@waldotheranger3987]

I really thought this one would be on the top 10.

[@laveiya3277]

This is my daughters favourite haha

[@michaelstefanosky2413]

Upload

[@DosagePosage]

My personal favorites "Knock knock? Who is there? A mirror! I am lonely" "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD" "Jimmy take out the dog.. For a walk Jimmy" " * The Science Show * Piano!" "Hey baby are you an Angel? Cuz I'm allergic to feathers"

[@The_Arcane_Potato]

"which according to the geneva convention makes me a war criminal. oh" and then an ad came immediatly after. my god that was perfect

[@briflow]

"honey do you like my new shoes?" "you are a chair darling." "I CAN DREAM HAROLD-" i STILL use "i can dream harold" to this day in everything i do

[@xyphious]

Yes. Perhaps my favorite sketch

[@mattalegi286]

69th like

[@pughat5233]

“ah you stole my lungs” “there’s not fatal injuries” t- tom-

[@bridgeseller7004]

He lists something before showing it...

[@theaccountofafool6133]

Be has no lungs but still can talk/breathe so he's fine

[@SleppyLeBo]

Don't worry, lungs are only vital to Hamon Users.

[@bl4cksp1d3r]

Non-fatal was referring to the next in line, the carrots in the eyes

[@nathangamble125]

@@theaccountofafool6133 He's lucky that doesn't forget how to breathe like that other guy.

[@KlorineTheAvali]

“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t” Proof that he really is from the future :c

[@TankR]

Remember, dissecting a joke is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs, and the frog dies.

[@masonkaplan9311]

Knowing that the little girl who got kicked to the moon ate desmond the moon bear has officialy ruined my childhood.

[@TheoTheCoolest]

Same

[@tmuller9905]

And it made mine better

[@elektroduck446]

When he said that I was like :O

[@aymz.33]

Same

[@RBJ_Eternauta]

"Nooo, Desmond...! You was my favorite, why did you have to die"

[@KapitanWasTaken]

I don't understand why but I can't stop laughing after watching the "perfect" joke. I think the Tom Scott's voice was used perfectly.

[@fishmad122]

Tom Scott is the best celebrity get hands down

[@Vulkanprimarch]

I really want him to put the perfect joke into the ranked sketches website and see how well it ranks! FOR SCIENCE!

[@maname6303]

Wdym “you don’t understand” your laughing because it’s the perfect asdf movie joke you answered your own question smh 🤦‍♂️.

[@timmcdaniel6193]

I didn't realize it was Tom Scott until you mentioned it. Thank you.

[@LsdRaccoon]

BananaShake09 whoosh

[@caileanm2009]

Going to admit wasn’t expecting to see the LegalEagle channel but that was awesome

[@Squish_Squash]

I think my favorite asdfmovie joke/sketch will be the original "everybody do the flop". The first time I saw it, all those years ago, I laughed so hard I was in genuine tears. it was so quick, so unexpected, and the dead silent pause after everyone faceplanted into the ground was ideal humor to me at the time. And to this day every time I see the original "everybody do the flop", I at least crack an amused smile

[@alexkempken8113]

My favorite asdfmovie skit is this one: “Doctor I’m afraid of backstories.” “When did this all start?” “Well- AAAAAAAAAAA”

[@eoincampbell1584]

underated

[@Brass_Buckle]

@@eoincampbell1584 leave him be

[@calatwork7308]

@@Brass_Buckle what

[@datoneguy2361]

This is probably where that meme originated from

[@Eshyyyyy]

@@Brass_Buckle do you know what underrated means

[@marretjep]

can we all just agree that Tom Scott was the perfect contender to be voicing the 'falling on a guy-speaking to a dog-committing suicide-man' simply because of the analytical nature of this video?

[@KapitanWasTaken]

Thank you! I didn't know how to put it the words but you did.

[@Boredman567]

Also I never realized that you can't say Tom Scott without saying Tomska

[@lazergurka-smerlin6561]

@@Boredman567 I didn't know anyone pronounced an a like an o but now I do

[@lizziethewitch7770]

@@lazergurka-smerlin6561 might be american? Not sure either

[@fireflames09]

It was the PERFECT cameo!

[@Skeleton_Dork]

Tom just casually inventing new live-action asdf movies over the course of the video is legendary

[@DrawnCanary]

“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t” Man, you didn’t know how right you’d be.

[@centennialstudios6097]

Tom didn’t create a new sketch for this he just zoomed in on the “Now the funniest thing you’ve ever seen... from really far away” joke

But the dialogue does not match.

[@jacktheripper7735]

From that far away, it would get garbled

[@andrewcheng1948]

But there was an explosion

[@thecosmicalcat]

That was the gun going off

[@maewilkes8883]

...then the dog says "Apple!"

[@lukebiltcliffe3359]

“What is vore?” *vsauce music plays*

[@trixiegamez8553]

Lol

[@FreshTheMation]

Lol

[@melimsah]

I died.

[@lukebiltcliffe3359]

melimsah thats not very good

[@Izzul_Animation]

"Murder is great" -Tomska

[@sedemu]

tomsk

[@pihlajafox]

9:35 Fun fact: In Finland you have to help people if their healt is in danger, so I guess that in some countries he the superhero would be a criminal

[@davinurfer183]

“Which according to the Geneva Convention, makes me a war crimina- oh”

[@First_LastName]

Geneva Convention? More like Geneva Suggestion.😎 (I didn’t create this joke tho)

[@davinurfer183]

First & last Name it is only a suggestion if your suggesting you wanna be killed

[@poopmcpants]

I literally almost spasmed when he said “Desmond is alive up there. *AND WHO ATE HIM* “

[@alanaflynn8878]

One of my favorite moments of the video too XD

[@tarlscarface6108]

Who ate him

[@North.Dreamer]

I died, I never thought of it that way till he said so 🤣

[@pintpullinggeek]

It's all connected!

[@robertwyatt3912]

The true answer is BAL MAN

[@-syntaxerrorguy7-10]

My favourite asdfmovie sketch was definitely "egg"

[@gutentagdoggo2094]

STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-

[@BlueLily342]

I hate that the "perfect asdf movie joke" ACTUALLY made me laugh for like 30 seconds

[@xanderwrahn]

Omg Same 😂

[@simonr.s.3822]

i litterally laughed until i started to cough so bad i had to stand up and wait for my air to come back

[@artuno1207]

It snuck up on me. I snorted. But then I replayed it and thought about it more and now I keep chuckling every now and then.

[@silverchoweez]

I must say, it's the "I wasted my life !" after the sketch that cracked me up. 🤣

[@TheKiro5505]

@@silverchoweez the it's the "I wasted my life" that makes it

[@AriaKyuKyu]

My favorite joke: -Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories -When did this all start? -Well, ahhhhhAAAAAHHH- Asdf Movie 8

[@anxiousmessbugg]

Really mine is It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing I will explode HEY STEVEN What have you done

[@AriaKyuKyu]

@@anxiousmessbugg *BOOM* Haha! Is a good one

[@dibmembrane4434]

I like trains

[@XtraNinja]

Really hard to pick out a favourite but one parody someone did was absolutely funny. Patient: “Doctor, I’m afraid of doctors.” Doctor: “When did it-“ Patient: “AhhhhhhhHHHH!”

[@AriaKyuKyu]

@@XtraNinja xD brilliant

[@trinity_horrors]

My favorite ASDFmovie skits: “Aww what’s his name?” “His name is David.” “Hello! I am David!” “Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers!” “BLEAGGHHH” “Hello burger!” “I used to be a cow.” “……oh!” *getting attacked with a letter* “No! Stop it! Aaaahhh!!!” “Hey! You got a liscense for that?!” “You’ll never take me alive!” *trumpet toot* “This is a robbery” *dramatic music, hangs up*

[@chadthedrunkard4941]

I'm sorry Tom, the perfect ASDF movie sketch already exists and it's called "Bal Man"

[@Thuliumz]

My favorite is the weirdest one ever: “I have depression” *suddenly pineapples* “This does not help” And also “What’s that on your face... IT WAS PAIN!”

[@pix3lus_]

I like trains....

[@Redd_Nebula]

yeah Im surprised "it was pain" wasnt up there

[@ujiltromm7358]

I remember doing a macro in WoW that said just that. Pauses and a /slap included.

[@coffeejellyash]

"How does 2020 end?" "It doesn't." "Yeah that scans."

[@theillusionist1494]

Say what you will about Raid, I absolutely will not disagree with you, but I do respect that, as long as you don’t make fun of them, you’re basically allowed to just go absolutely fuckin wild in their sponsored segments.

[@wonderchubby]

What?

[@ActuatedGear]

@@theillusionist1494 I'm gettin' me some Bleeple Bloops!!!

[@ethyn]

Yusra Hussein r/woooosh

[@ethyn]

Underscored Frisk he means that makes sense

[@ChrisKeziahHyde]

That sketch at the end was worth watching the entire video

[@Vexatzem]

"How does 2020 end" "It doesn't." That was a damn good prophecy.

[@Wooktent]

Ok, that perfect joke asdf was actually pretty good, not gonna lie.

[@NcrXnbi]

Same feels here. It's just.... P E R F E C T !

[@Another_Online_Alias]

Yeah it’s actually kind of surprising how good it was.

[@dispelled1401]

It would definitely be in my top 10

[@chocokittybo]

Was it my favorite? No, but it was however definitely very asdfmovie.

[@Nugcon]

Tom Scott completed it

[@holycheeseburger2981]

"After all, Desmond survived... and who do you think ate him?" I'M SORRY WHAT?!!

[@andrewcheng1948]

I mean,if he suffocated,why is there only bones?

[@holycheeseburger2981]

@@andrewcheng1948 that's a fair point. Bodies don't decompose on the moon because there's no air.

[@Jackesfox]

Deep lore

[@agentxx3022]

IS THAT CANON NOW ?!?

[@kaptinkookie6403]

Agent XX302 I think it is...

[@immagical7036]

I rewatch the series every now and again and each time the experience is glorious

[@GavinArtster]

The fact this was worked into another skit in asdfmovie is just amazing

[@demigoddessofwisdom2712]

“Aww what type of dog is he” “He’s French” *WOEUF*

[@shannon2255]

Hey..hey guy smell my flower LOL

[@demigoddessofwisdom2712]

@@shannon2255 * sniffs * mmmmm

[@ieatzglitterz]

@@demigoddessofwisdom2712 *gets scared Ahh lolz

[@iliketrainskid6109]

@@shannon2255 I like trains

[@demigoddessofwisdom2712]

@@iliketrainskid6109 * gets run over by a train *

[@Aero_Skies]

Since everyone else's is doing it, my favorite asdf joke: "Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories." "When did this all start?" "Wel- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[@aweebwithanalias7050]

That is one of my favorites

[@Spido68_the_spectator]

I love it too

[@gibbous_silver]

Stolen comment, I think

[@humixmusic4lyf]

mine has to be the ' _have you seen mah lemons ?_ ' ' _i want mah lemons_ '

[@imikimi06]

@@gibbous_silver no its not, it's an opinion comment

[@gibelking6599]

asdf - a sustenance donation to your biggest friend in the whole wide world, Tomska

[@Tnu1138]

"I can dream Harold!" is still my favorite case of a talking object in the series.

[@Nobody134]

My personal favorite: “Honey, have you seen the baby?” “No, I think he’s outside.” “You fool.”

[@medossadebt3840]

Pfft like u have parents Lmao

[@cybersonicz]

medoss adebt THAT SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNNY BUT IT WAS HAHAHAHA

[@TumbleHood]

Mine too

[@invest-i-gator8896]

Mine was oh no you spilled your milk you’ve killed us all one

[@JackAttack65]

You fool *I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS*

[@RegularDude]

My favorite is: "Son, don't touch that cactus." *Touches cactus* "You're dead to me."

[@gnomeyt9339]

So is the algorithm’s, you, sir, have extreme taste

[@peppermint.flavoured.avacado]

I like the classic "I stole your hat" "Well I stole your face" .The " you'll never take me alive ! "Trumpet one is funny too

[@elektroduck446]

My fav is the one where there looking for the baby and the wife suggests that he might have gotten outside and the wife is actually the baby.

[@lunar_memories9981]

I personally like the one where the mom says, “Jimmy, take out the dog,” and the son says “yes mother,” before shooting the poor dog. And then the mom says “for a walk, Jimmy.”

[@TMS-Oddbot]

My favorite would probably be the sketch where Jimmy kills the dog. I know, I am horrible. But that was before 13, where I was introduced to...well, 13 just came out, so I should let you watch it, but it has a ball in it.

[@realxeltos]

The best continuation jokes are: Desmond the moon bear and the llama driving off the cliff.

[@Just_Nobody06]

Don't forget Johnny the truck

[@Franzeco333]

16:28 You could've easily put Fear after Disgust to have ASDF in it

[@OfficialMaxBox]

hello this is the monetization police where to even begin

[@Crowah]

dont think about it too hard

[@iforgorowl7590]

second, first is overrated

[@saxshton]

Maxwell Boxus from Working Team Defenses of the Two Fortresses Two now on PC

[@iforgorowl7590]

@@Crowah are you kidding me, 1 second faster?

[@Crowah]

@@iforgorowl7590 im the equivalent of sonic

[@buddermantheamazing]

The trumpet one is unironically like one of the best jokes I've ever heard

[@BreedingDiamonds]

it's that little toot at the end that makes the whole thing

[@HassanSelim0]

@@BreedingDiamonds it's the toot that killed me 😂 (and the protagonist)

[@NotSoHappi]

Hey, you got a liscence for that?

[@jadenlothes5001]

I never thought that one was very funny, which is sad because I play trumpet so I figured it would be haha relatable funny trumpet go brr

[@iwantsexseemyvideo8642]

🖤😆🖤😆

[@CubeCatGaming]

20:23 "Guess that's why they call it, the bottom of the pile!" *crickets chirping*

[@alimallett2140]

"You ever gonna run out of muffins. No cause I work at the muffin factory" has always been my favourite

[@notpostinganymorelolsorry]

My favourite asdf clip: “Honey, do you like my new shoes?” “You are a chair, darling” “I CAN DREAM HAROLD”

[@basyaroslav1938]

"dad, i'm hungry"

[@lonesome3958]

@@basyaroslav1938 hey hungry i'm dad

[@basyaroslav1938]

@@lonesome3958 Why did you name me this way... y y y!? :.(

[@lonesome3958]

@RІТА 25 y.o OPEN MY CANAL !!!! shut up bot

[@Trotazik]

I like the boys don’t cry one

[@headlesszebra9857]

"people don't like murder but love suicide" i mean, fair

[@samwai3762]

that's the Millenials summerized

[@WolfyRed]

126 likes nice

[@headlesszebra9857]

@@samwai3762 we are all the asdf muffin at heart

[@samwai3762]

@@headlesszebra9857 we are the muffins, we all want..vore? NOPE WRONG VIEW

[@MisterSandmanAU]

I love how Tom has longer hair in this video, always loved that style.

[@goldenolaf20]

This is a top tier video holy shit

[@MrLegendofLP]

I don’t believe it... the “perfect asdfmovie joke” genuinely made me laugh out loud. Just proof that asdfmovie has genuine comedic merit I suppose!

[@katalantra]

lol i thought this was going to be a joke... and somehow it actually was! xD i guess thats why im still laughing like a maniac xD

[@martinp1054]

you can see it in the eyes of that dog, he will be scarred for the rest of his life

[@brosthestickmandude]

EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP! (Falls)

[@TreniFS_]

Ikr, usually if your expectations are high you'll be disappointed, but here I was being presented the "perfect asdf" and yes, yes it is!

[@olliehop20]

The dogs eyes did it for me, I love it

[@ConnorLerb]

That definitely is the best and most perfect asdfmovie joke ever.

[@kjrv7779]

It does explain the concept that's ASDF

[@AnimatedTerror]

Karlo J. Ruiz Villanueva Silence fool! Your plebeian mind doesn’t understand the perfection of the greatest comedy sketch put to animation ever!

[@BiDude6205]

Tru

[@kjrv7779]

@@AnimatedTerror All I said was that it was the perfect example of explaining the concepts of the asdf movies,

[@host4431]

Yes

[@Bone_Incidents]

“How does 2020 end?” “It doesn’t.” Jesus Christ this aged like the finest wine in existence

[@alexpvzplayer6659]

The ad break was genuinely so good that I didn’t skip it lmao

[@nerd_5615]

I'm personally a fan of: "Did somebody say WAFFLES?!" "...no." "...I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE!"

[@ghosty3494]

Please help me

[@ghosty3494]

@ZYK GoD yes

[@johnvicaireiii5537]

I like that one a lot too.

[@Archangel.Azrael]

That my fav to

[@chederharoutian3959]

Nerd_561 I tricked my friends by saying I made that up and they believed me haha

[@Akajaro]

"This is observably a cry for help right?" Eh. Sounds like an Unraveled episode.

[@xandermcdevitt4611]

good thing bdg was in here somewhere.

[@Eclectic-Sheep]

Same thing

[@Akajaro]

@@Eclectic-Sheep This is true.

[@ProbablyBacon]

I feel like the perfect asdfmovie would just be a guy observing bread and being really confused