One time I dreamt... (dreams from Tumblr, pt. 3)

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[@kristinerodrigues7919]

Twilight Sparkle what are you doing girl?

[@unkn0wn_aft0n]

Your mother

[@iamportalmaster]

@@unkn0wn_aft0n LMAOOO

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

@@unkn0wn_aft0nI second this statement

[@NathanielPiscian]

As a matter fact she did in that Ywate short Wtf even was that 😂

[@eggmansexwife]

twilights a crip not clickbait

[@Dylan_Collie]

I had this dream where I met Tony Hawk and I asked him why his last name was Hawk, he told me to fuck off, turned into a bird, and flew away. I laughed so hard that I woke myself up.

[@S0m3B0z0OnTheInternet]

Bro why can’t I have dreams like this?????

[@daynamorris2399]

I had a dream that my depth perception lacking, ADHD butt somehow not only was in the Top Gun flight school, but was a rank higher than Maverick so I was chewing him out for breaking a rule and my call sign was Needle. I hate yelling and will try to avoid it at all costs in real life

[@Dylan_Collie]

@@daynamorris2399 as a fighter pilot, I enjoyed reading this. also, I'm autistic!

[@kaysrandomchannel4618]

HAHAHAHA-

[@midorivicky]

THE MENTAL IMAGE OF HIM TURNING INTO A BIRD WAS SO FUNNY 😭

[@ImTired17]

Do you ever get so obsessed with something that it shows up in your dreams, or am I just weird-

[@Pastelpurplecryptid]

YES

[@orphan-account2023]

Yeah, i really like bfdi

[@moonflight3806]

No that;s happened to me many times

[@Rae0814]

I used to love Phantom of the Opera, particularly the 2004 Movie, and, for some reason, it’s coming back to haunt me in my dreams, despite me barely remembering it.

[@ImTired17]

Another question: If you're really obsessed with two things at the same time, do you ever have dreams about a crossover between those two things? Asking because I had a dream that Spooky Month and Tally Hall existed in the same universe and it was super weird-

[@Meteorite_Shower]

I can only imagine the abject horror and disgust Twilight Sparkle would feel at anything, never mind _herself,_ as being described as 'too cool for school'.

[@tonkajoey08]

That should have been the plot of an episode, haha :)

[@Ojtheghosttrainer]

@@tonkajoey08 Evil Twilight Sparkle

[@AshrellStudios753]

She literally made a school lol

[@Lincfish10894TS]

Yet my love for her remains unwavering

[@nohintshere]

the boobs [citation needed] binder is so fucking funny i unironically want one

[@caltheuntitled8021]

Wikipedia better get on that, then

[@IncaseImakeit]

It’s not a want, it’s a need.

[@mirrodox9529]

Honestly same

[@wafflfries4163]

I actually thought they meant a school binder and was really confused by the picture lol

[@Cl-2048]

@@wafflfries4163 i couldnt tell until the picture came up

[@juliabondi8889]

Had a very weird dream once where me and two of my roommates were an anime magical girl team, except our powers were based on the apartment utility bills - I had electric powers, one roommate had water powers, and the other had gas/heat based powers and could start fires and blow things up. We were having a good time fighting bad guys until the water-power roommate got unfairly evicted from our apt by the housing firm. We tried to help, but the anger this caused sent her on a villain arc and we had to stop her from murdering an innocent man in an alley with her water powers because she thought he was the one who evicted her (he wasn’t). The struggle got serious and I realized that these powers we had were corrupting us into rage-filled monsters. It was intense

[@caltheuntitled8021]

I’d watch that anime. I imagine it being a show that seems like episodic satire/comedy at the start, but eventually there’s an episode that makes you realize there’s been an underlying plot the whole time, sort of like TAWoG.

[@MackennaPeterson-fv2fk]

You should make that into a movie I would definitely watch it

[@estebson]

Ah, an allegory of the capitalistic housing market.

[@jasperjazzie]

i would watch this

[@archivist-93]

This is top tier story telling, I love it

[@Halloweenish]

The whole world was actually just a TV set run by martians, kinda like the Truman Show. When I found out the truth, the aliens threw me into the dungeon. The dungeon was a tastefully decorated hotel room. Idk.

[@georgiagalaxy]

Tastefully decorated 😂

[@AVERY-VS-THE-VOICES]

What the heck is tastefully decorated supposed to mean ?! XD

[@Halloweenish]

Idk, that’s just what I wrote in the notes app at 2am after I woke up from the dream.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

lol I once had a dream where shapeshifting horse aliens conquered the earth, and I was some sort of prisoner of war and they made me shovel snow. one of them was a real bastard and was constantly shapeshifting in my face just to freak me out, and then this other one told them to cut it out.

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

Mate, I think you just lived out someone’s conspiracy theory there

[@fa1ryf0x3s]

Not my dream, but my father's dream from a couple of weeks ago.. Something bad was happening, maybe like an apocalypse or something, and, as my father described it, "times were real bad" And then someone was banging on the door violently, so he answered the door and yelled, "WHAT?!" It was a seven-foot tall Patrick Star with a duffel bag, and he grabbed my father and tossed him in the duffel bag, then the dream ended. He woke up in a panic.

[@MariaGreenwoodArt]

Why am I imagining patrick in fishnet stockings like in that one meme?

[@fa1ryf0x3s]

@@MariaGreenwoodArt Well thank you, now I can't unsee that image.

[@skinkshamer]

He seeks for mayo-is-an-instrument advocates… or followers.

[@fa1ryf0x3s]

@@skinkshamer Yes..

[@FloatyyBrain]

That is so scary for some reason.

[@Talyxie]

I recently had a dream where all of the main 6 from my little pony were singing a song, and the point was that they were all being really honest I only remember two lines: Fluttershy’s line was “A human being is empty like a deceased butterfly” and Applejack’s part was “I have to admit that half the food I eat is cereal” then she started arguing with rainbow dash on whether cereal was food or not

[@skinkshamer]

Someone here should start a chain on continuing this song. It’s a must, now! I say so!

[@Talyxie]

@@skinkshamer yes please LMAOO Also Im pretty sure the arguing about cereal part went like “-It’s food! -It’s not! -It’s food! -It’s NOT!”

[@alicethemad1613]

Obviously Dash, as a career athlete and certified fitness nut, would hate the idea of eating sugary waste calories for breakfast instead of like… I dunno a raw egg and protein smoothie or something.

[@Fredofbread]

Can I steal Fluttershy's quote?

[@pumkin610]

She does NOT like the human race

[@skypaver989]

I keep having dreama that the crashfish in subnautica are all replaced by bibble from fairytopia, and they all have varying voices based on the weird fruits he eats. The bibbles would explode, dead damage, and then refuse to die and hover around my face forever

[@captainpalegg2860]

as a kid i had this dream where… actually, i don’t remember at all what it was about. i just remember it felt so real that, when i woke up, i was genuinely convinced i had dreamt the *entire history of the universe* up to that point.

[@skinkshamer]

Damn, and the earliest dream I remember was getting my head bludgeoned by an ancient Roman general’s sandal. Apparently I was screaming nearly the whole night.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@skinkshamer lol u got chancla'd by a general that is hilarious

[@AVERY-VS-THE-VOICES]

Bro got to be God of the universe for one night

[@alicethemad1613]

@skinkshamer that’s how you died in a past life probably

[@pumkin610]

The entire history of the universe is a LOT of information Unless it's just like a general summary of like oh big bang, then stars, then planets, here's earth

[@MariaGreenwoodArt]

My most vivid dream was this one. It's really weird. So I was at this "sleepover club" thing at my church (which never actually happened but seems like it would) and the theme was Harry Potter, so before we went to bed, we played quidditch. The only problem is, the only ball they put any effort into was the snitch. All the rest were *pieces of paper* on the floor. Not even crumpled up ones. Just pictures of the different balls on pieces of paper. And my team had technically won, but the person in charge of the activities said that you had to catch the snitch to win. I was so mad that I went downstairs and talked to my grandmother about it (she was asleep btw). That's when I woke up. Probably one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. I will never forget it.

[@Biolumi_the_guy]

that's... kinda just what it is lol

[@georgiagalaxy]

I LOVE IT SO MUCH ❤

[@normalhuman9878]

I mean, that is how you win Quidditch

[@MariaGreenwoodArt]

@@normalhuman9878 I meant she thought that was the only way to win quidditch. There are other ways.

[@MidgeModge9]

Flour comments and 299 likes? Let me change that >:)

[@ebonydarknessdementiaraven4610]

I had a dream where they were making a second emoji movie and Daniel Radcliffe was the va for the mc but he had no idea so they forced him into a spinning booth thing and made him read out the lines they gave him so they could use it for the trailer. but since he had no idea why he was there, he just kept sayin them in a really confused tone which made no sense for the context of the lines. After he did that he did an interview where the interviewer asked him about his new role and he was just like "what??" then i woke up

[@skinkshamer]

Nah this would be a fantastic story or news article I’d read 🗿

[@aceofspades8474]

I had a dream with an entire musical number with its own characters story and a genuinely good song. The song was called “gillumo,” I remember checking the name so I could remember it and listen to it later. When I woke up it took me a second to process the fact that’s it was made by my brain and didn’t actually exist, I even googled gillumo just hoping to the universe I could find it but obvious it was just gibberish. Now I grieve the song I can never hear again, I forgot a lot of it the moment I woke up and now it’s barely a passing memory. I’m still a bit sad about it. It happened again a few days later with a whole choreographed musical number of a dramatic moment of one of my oc’s. My dreams keep taunting me with phenomenal songs that I cannot remember properly to actually record and use once I wake up.

[@caltheuntitled8021]

If it makes you feel any better, probably didn’t forget the songs because they probably never truly existed, even in your brain. Visualizing something fully is difficult. Generally, your brain just can only focus on a few details of an imaginary scenario at a time and the rest is an abstract mess. Your brain doesn’t magically get way better at this while dreaming, it just gets better at accepting the abstract mess as reality. In your example, your brain probably just took a few solid notes and filled the rest in with an abstract mess that your subconscious told you to accept as a super cool song.

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

MOOD. I wish I could remember legit a single verse of any of the dream songs-

[@01jiratjiampoonsap80]

so make it

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

Maybe one day you can compile all this if you can remember, or just fill in the blanks yourself by then, gillumo will be more than a dream

[@pumkin610]

I remember I had a dream about an alien named "zarlon" or something and when I woke up I looked it up and found an ai generated story about a wholesome alien who visits children to show them space magic 🪄 🌌 I don't remember the dream at all other than that name, and I know that the ai generated story is real

[@garnetspringwater1564]

Once had a dream where Snow White and Cinderella were spies and they kidnapped Toph from Avatar the Last Airbender because they were looking for the Golden Bee, which was a golden version of the Bee Miraculous.

[@MJ-kx5eh]

That right there, is the ultimate crossover! One time I had a dream where the girls from Totally Spies teamed up with the Furry Force (it’s a parody of superhero groups but with furries) to stop Gigantamax Pokémon from destroying a city.

[@ZDragonimated]

The other day I had a dream where I met my OCs, and they were all absolutely devastated I would make their life so miserable. They thought I was a psychopath.

[@cosasrandom880]

Basically the story of most people with OCs (me included)

[@lenadoesanimation652]

6:12 that just sounds like an average sonic the hedgehog fanfic I'd see on ao3

[@Sleep_is_for_the_weak]

6:26 well someone is making an interesting discovery about themselves

[@luciellawliet]

4:08 I love how L was chosen for this (he absolutely doesn’t do his laundry, Watari does it for him). He’s so relatable tbh

[@CakeofRage]

1:39 ok but if wikipedia made that they'd no longer need to run on donations because that is too great

[@mattuwu9978]

The most vivid and upsetting dream I’ve had was when a very pretty (Native American?) man rescued me from a snow drift while I was skiing. He took me back to a cabin settled in a semi-isolated (but still had that sort of Swiss tourist aesthetic) village. I wanted to stay with him, and he let me. The dream felt like it lasted _months._ He introduced me to his family and friends, he taught me how to knit, we raised three sled dogs together, and we slowly fell for each other. I’ve never felt so completely and profoundly loved by someone in my entire life. When I woke up, I legitimately sobbed. I mourned a gay lover that my own brain created for weeks afterwards. Just writing this has me kind of upset lol.

[@ascrinkleyfellow]

Aw dude- that sucks. Even as a dream that would be sad 😢

[@duckking7613]

Marin moment

[@skinkshamer]

I guess you thought it was _ice_ to meet him before things _sled_ out of control

[@elenahaya1195]

New plot for a romantic novel just dropped

[@mattuwu9978]

Update: on December 22 my resting brain invented another lover. The clearest thing I remember was holding hands with him on a ratty orange couch in a garage that reminded me of my aunt’s place in California. We were watching a baseball game on a chunky plasma TV, a pink plastic bowl filled with tortilla chips sitting on a busted wood-veneer coffee table in front of the couch. He was vaguely East Asian this time, with thick short hair that I liked running my fingers through. It was summertime, sunset, garage door open. I could see a ring of sweat lining the collar of his gray t-shirt, faded Dave & Busters logo printed on the front. It all felt very peaceful and casual. I think this dream lasted 3 or 4 weeks. Strangely, I got the impression that it was the early/mid 1990s. There was a Skip-It curled around one of the legs of the coffee table and a flip phone with a little Tamagotchi charm next to the chip bowl. I was born in 2001. 😵‍💫

[@skinkshamer]

Let’s recall my most recent dreams: - A camping trip with Jesus, getting lost in a pride parade, and finding Matthew in the middle of the bush moping over no modile data - Drowning Shaggy while competing in an aquatic Hunger games - A memory of me ordering my first coffee, but my mother has been replaced by a foxy businesswoman and an even foxier entrepreneur fighting over the coffeeshop when the elderly owner got placed in a retiring home - Constantly repeating the word “mate” - A devil dog owned by a devilish professor from my past scalding the hands of children. I repeatedly chucked it into a wall, but you can figure how that turned out. - Romantic “escape-the-liminal-killer-mall” date on Thanksgiving Day - Disturbing Will Wood dream of a devil masked with his skin convicing children to become servants - And my personal favourite: me reciting the lyrics of “Punk Tactics” as a Shakespearean work to warring Amazonian tribes as I dangled from a tree. My favourite professor was there too, who originally choreographed a peace dance. Lovely messages from the deep.

[@ChronoMoth]

one of those dreams sounds like you just becoming australian

[@skinkshamer]

Nah cous, I am Australian 🗿

[@01jiratjiampoonsap80]

one of the dreams is just mate mate mEt

[@llllllllemon]

Holy shit you've also had the dream about the Liminal-Killer-mall??

[@josephinethompson8357]

I’m so addicted to the one-time-I-dreamt stories. I, respectfully, blame you. Thank you. Edit: I think everyone should know that I had a dream last night about watching Beetlejuice (the musical) and I was waiting patiently for the song “The Whole being Dead Thing.” However, once that song was about to come on Beetlejuice just started making fun of Dora the Explorer 💀.

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

Sounds like him

[@_Unoffical_Norahhh_]

As someone whose name rhymes with Dora honestly id watch that

[@lucidxbug]

i literally just had a dream last night where i was going to walmart with my friend but actually it was school and we went up into an elevator and we got confused because instead of lifting us up it just teleports you. anyway when we got there, we had to pick from three lego movie characters: benny, emmet, and lucy. i picked benny and it gave me a prompt saying "cook food in space" and i was put in a spacesuit and given a frying pan. i just started jumping around like i was on the moon and i tried to go to homeroom but gave up because i saw another kid i knew that had the same prompt as me so i tried calling for him but he couldnt hear me because he was talking with two other kids. then i woke up

[@redpepper74]

Out of all the dream stories I’ve read so far here, this one has the most similar energy to mine

[@Woopsdiditagain]

I once dreamt that I was at my primary school on a hill, where I was hiding with Markiplier. There was a crowd of zombie 1-4th graders and we had to hide behind a rock. I didn't really care about the zombies, I just kept taking pictures of Mark because I was a paparazzi in my dream 💪 ThatwasmyfirstdreamaboutMarkoutofmany

[@MJ-kx5eh]

Meanwhile I got chased (or man-hunted ig) by the Dream Team all the way to New York, where they beat me up. Thing is, Dream yelled at Bad, so the latter wanted to leave for a while. Yet he joins in on the beating lol.

[@Woopsdiditagain]

@@MJ-kx5eh HAHA OMG That's hilarious Why'd they do that 💀

[@MJ-kx5eh]

@@Woopsdiditagain idk XD I probably watched too much Minecraft Manhunt at the time

[@Woopsdiditagain]

@@MJ-kx5eh Valid haha I tend to dream ab stuff vividly when I just did them as well!! Watched a lot of BTS vids yesterday, had the most wholesome, comforting dream in years I swear We had a friendly pool party/ Water bomb battle and they were really nice 🥰

[@Sadistic_Morpho]

mine was this: so basically I and my mom were playing this game that was like you killed…..bats? crazy so I went to the bed *which was basically a hammock 💀* to wake up, but OUT OF NOWHERE we went the train stop for sum reason… and my mom walked away from me (so I followed her) and she said was going to the train station. (although It looked like a whole-ass forest) and Tilly from big city greens hugs me (??💀) and I went back to the train, I stepped on it and woke up

[@Danka42]

I dreamt I was running erands all day but I kept getting kidnapped by Taliban to be decapitated in a livestream. I found it incredibly irritating, as they were messing up my schedule and I was late to my son's school now (apparently I had kids?). I kept telling them to get a hobby and ended up snitching on them to their mothers, they got grounded and they had to give me all their Pokemon cards.

[@estebson]

Taliban beware

[@comradewindowsill4253]

lmao why does this have such a 2004 feel

[@mozzeralleh]

It's so annoying when I'm trying to do errands but then I get featured on liveleak!

[@stellariumhoshiiro]

This made me laugh until I cried. Thank you

[@Lilzi_FC]

I had a dream where I was in one of those weird “fandoms react” Gacha videos, and in that one background with the TV surrounded by the gacha-fied fandom characters. I was sitting there watching the animation memes like those videos typically do, then there was one about me. Everyone started crying and curling up on the floor when it was literally me walking and my head bobbing. 💀

[@ed7777]

All these dreams make it seem like people have logical, comprehensible dreams. my dreams are so confusing and have the most twisted timelines that in the morning i usually spend around 15 minutes trying to work out what happened and in what order.

[@alexandermerrell5856]

Just last night I had a dream where a relative of mine theorized that Ralsei from Deltarune has already died 20 times over the course of the game and I was so confused I woke up.

[@skinkshamer]

Which relative? WHICH RELATIVE-

[@tablefr]

Once i had a dream about a puppet called Breathing Franklin (Fun fact about him he only mad breathing sounds). And some guy interviewed him on stream I dont really remember what he asked, but i remember him throwing poor Franklin on the floor, and he exploded with a lot of crappy early 2010s cgi blood. Wish he was real.

[@nothoughtsjustvibes]

Not me, but my brother once had a dream that he was over at my grandmas house, and my uncles dogs were running around until they ran INTO each other and morphed into a dog with two ends and started hopping around. My brother asked “what are they doing?” And my uncle said, in a wistful country accent sort of voice, “they’re being a naked dog…”

[@skinkshamer]

Guess there were dead ends from then on, eh?

[@kitkatboard]

My favorite dream ever was that once, my English tea her asked us to read some Sherlock Holmes books. Instead of just... purchasing them, I decided to steal them from the Queen of England, who lived in Ganondorf's castle. There, with the help of France from Hetalia, I snuck in and stole the books. But then, England caught us red handed, so I panicked and knocked him out with a bag of sugar that was just lying there with the books. I ran, screaming that it was France who did it. Then I escaped through the roof with the help of Sherlock Holmes himself, but he was a fox furry like in the old Miyazaki anime.

[@Vine_B00m]

A dream I remember having once took place in my house but with a red tint to everything. It was just me, my mom, and a ginormous baby sitting at our table with a bib, fork, and knife damaging food. Bro kept repeating “feed me” and my mom and I hid in our hallway to discuss what to do. Strange dream.

[@skinkshamer]

This sounds like something I would dream up hehe. My brother had something like yours too, only it was a blue toy horse that won’t stop returning.

[@silversunshine3692]

One time I had a dream where Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf grabbed me by the collar and just screamed “SPORTS!!” at me non stop until I woke up.

[@eg_manifest510]

ngl making a movie called Ken about Ken being a serial killer is such a Ken thing to do

[@rosykindbunny1313]

1. My best friend was gonna cannibalize me. I mean, she scares me a bit in real life, but not to that extent. 2. Simon from Infinity Train ran a daycare. If you've seen the show, you know this man probably shouldn't be in charge of children, because the last time he was, it didn't turn out so well. 3. I was at a family reunion, and for some reason the guy who played Hermes in Hadestown was there. I think he was supposed to be my grandma's boyfriend, but she's married in real life. He gave me a camera and performed the opening number. Then Dr. Loboto from Psychonauts crashed the reunion. 4. Every night for like a week, Andrias from Amphibia would randomly make a five second cameo and then leave. He'd just show up and say in his Amphibia Abridged voice, "Hey, it's me, King Andrias, here for my cameo" and walk away. 5. My friends and I were on a trip, and we decided to stop and see a play. The play consisted of a guy dressed as Bill Cipher singing a song and trying to get us to sing along, even though no one knew the lyrics. 6. I was watching this weird Portal fan series on KZbin that basically was Romeo and Juliet but with Chell x Wheatley. I don't even ship it, but the story was so good. It was like a war between humans and Aperture tech that was humanoid for some reason. Also Cave Johnson was alive and was also Chell's father, and there was this whole scene of him interrogating Wheatley, but Wheatley tries to turn it into a way to tell his girlfriend's father about himself. Unfortunately I woke up in the middle of it and never found out if it had a happy ending or if it ended up like Romeo and Juliet. 7. I was at my summer house next to the beach and Joe Hawley from Tally Hall was chilling on a floatie in front of my cottage and singing something I don't even know. He ended up walking by the cottage and I asked for an autograph, and he reluctantly said yes. I was going to get a pencil but then he picked up a large stick and said something like "It's nature's pencil." Then I went to get paper but he marked a giant x on a large freaking stone stuck in the ground. Apparently he thought x was an appropriate signature, so I asked if he could write his name next to it. I felt bad because he seemed annoyed, but he wrote his name while I nervously rambled like a fangirl, and then he left when he was done. I went to get my mom to show her because she loves Hawaii Part II, but I noticed he wrote down "Jordan Callahan" or something like that as his name. That whole time it was a random ass dude who had no idea what I was talking about. I remained embarrassed for the rest of the dream and woke up wondering wtf just happened.

[@niftyskyblue]

I- I just have to know, when you say ‘someone dressed as Bill Cipher’ do you mean someone dressed in like a triangle suit?? Like, please tell me it’s like one of those full-body mascot costumes but it’s Bill Cipher so he probably couldn’t walk through a door unless he turned sideways

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@@niftyskyblue I mean one of those humanized Bill Cipher costumes. But it would've been hilarious if it was a full triangle suit.

[@ImTired17]

These sound like dreams I'd have-

[@redpepper74]

I love the idea of a cameo only consisting of the character walking in and announcing that this is their cameo

[@rosykindbunny1313]

@redpepper74 You ever seen the Teen Titans Go movie? Basically Stan Lee does the same thing.

[@jasperjazzie]

i would absolutely wear a "boobs [citation needed]" binder tbh also as someone with he/they pronouns i feel the need to come out and say i have not trapped anyone anywhere, i have _not_ trapped anyone inside my house and they would _definitely not_ be inside my basement. that is _not_ what i'd do.

[@tonkajoey08]

That sounds like something that someone who traps people in a basement would say... 🤔

[@aino-kaisav5504]

*Press X to doubt*

[@skinkshamer]

Then what do you do intead? Trap them in an attic?

[@M4t_P4tGT]

Reminds me of the dream I had where fucking Cole from Ninjago came to tell me I was being drafted into the Soviet army. Next thing I knew I was in a tank heading for Berlin 💀💀💀 Never actually made it though, I woke up shortly after.

[@finn9396]

You made me make a squeaky toy noise 💀💀💀

[@aceofspades8474]

My dyslexic ass thought you said you had a dream where you were fucking Cole from Ninjago and then suddenly got drafted.

[@M4t_P4tGT]

@@aceofspades8474 That’s even better

[@oliverharston815]

@@M4t_P4tGT I can't stop laughing.

[@kitsunethefoxdragon6500]

Man once I had a dream that Olaf from frozen became a mafia boss and had a human child and a girlfriend 😭

[@Xxmagic.city777xX]

I once had a dream where I was going to school as usual, and when I was going trough the school's backyard(?), I heard something behind me. I turned around, and I found Murdoc Niccals there, laughing hysterically and screaming. Then my classmates saw him and chased him off somewhere, and then I chased them too. We went to a dark place, but there was only one beam of light, shining onto a "garden". It wasn't a garden since it was just beet and carrot digged in, and there were plastic shovels and buckets for kids. Murdoc was still laughing and screaming, and we all walked around to check stuff. THEN my dad come out of nowhere, saying "I made that garden", then I saw paintings on the wall made by little kids, and then it just cut to me inside my house, watching KZbin while my phone was charging. It was a MLP fan series about Twilight Sparkle going on an adventure, and that's the dream. It was the best dream of my life, and I'll never forget it

[@tonkajoey08]

I'm ready for this to be the next Gorillaz music video

[@Xxmagic.city777xX]

@@tonkajoey08 OMG TONKA RESPONDED AND KNOWS GORILLAZ???? IS THIS A DREAM OMGOMG!!!!

[@endarus6053]

That one with The Men In Blue sounds AWESOME.

[@oliverharston815]

Now that's a movie I can get behind.

[@skinkshamer]

I really can’t fathom seeing another glass-wearing british guy in a wizarding school on a silver screen again, sorry, not my taste 😕

[@foxtatertot]

Once, I had a dream that Sylvester the cat from Looney Tunes was performing as the role of Graffiti Pete in a stage production of "In The Heights." And he was on his way to the theatre, that was for some reason underground and inaccessible by anyway other than an elevator, he misses the time that he had to be there, and the director of the show was at the door and tells the cat that he's no longer in the play because he was late. Sylvester tries to beg, saying "but I play Graffiti Pete, I start out the show!" And the director says, "Too bad. That's what we've got understudies for." And shuts him out.

[@illegalseagullx]

I had an incredibly vivid, long dream once, but to sum it all up, Will Wood was giving a body positivity seminar to a bunch of rednecks in an overturned boat that was actually my elementary school's auditorium on the inside. Also, Destroy to Enjoy had its own album?? He was selling merch for it, but it was really ugly and just different shades of grey. It was a pretty cool dream

[@skinkshamer]

Nahhh while you were chilling with him, I had a dream of (what I was convinced was) Will Wood enticing infants and children to become “servants” to higher demonic powers. “Servants” to put things lightly for the topics ahead. An old teacher of mine, a nerd called Viv, and two tourist guides were trapped with me in some Houdini-themed playground liminal space trying to escape and prevent kids from offing themselves because of him. And so many deaths were televised, several in front of parents. I refuse to belief that the man orchestrating this was Will, so I took the blame out on some chap who stole his skin. Ngl this was the most uncomfy and lore-heavy dream I’ve ever had the pleasure of experiencing 🗿

[@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan]

I had a dream once where it was announced they were going to remake all the live action diary of a wimpy kid movies but they were gonna replace greg with makoto naegi from danganronpa, also celeste and byakuya didn't appear in any of the movies despite having been listed as part of the cast on IMDB and apparently dating each other (i ship them IRL so that's kinda sad lol)

[@pinkcowqueen]

One of my strangest and most recent dreams was this one: Me and two other friends were walking up and down a train station platform, when I spotted something worrying in the bushes. Investigating, I realised it was the corpse of a girl who looked a lot like me. My friends told me that over the past week or so, the police kept finding corpses at the station and the all looked like me. I don't know how, but instantly we all knew that it was another friend's older brother who was doing this. As we were wondering what to do with this information, a police officer walked over, looked down at the corpse and sighed in a "this is getting out of hand" fashion. She then explained to us that they couldn't charge someone with murder (for some reason) but it was still a crime: public nuisance due to display of an unfinished art piece. We then teleported to a building that I do a science club in so she could interrogate us. Then I woke up

[@skinkshamer]

Damn we always wake up at the good bits :(

[@cometkeiko]

I once had a dream where random pieces of text showed up, near the end of the dream there was text saying” A person can eat someone 1.4 billion meters below the surface in under 6 minutes”, literally all of the text sounded like myths. Another was when I was a falcon being hunted by a blue golem. Where the golem was slow but everytime it tried catching me I just spun around it, the dream ended when I went to a birdhouse that had a sparrow in it and the golem tried to destroy it, the POV of me was the falcon and it was all in 1st person.

[@redpepper74]

what the HELL was that fun fact😂

[@cometkeiko]

@@redpepper74 The background was black and it showed a bunch of marathon swimmers whatever they’re called just swimming

[@skinkshamer]

Bro your dreams be tossing out mc splash texts 🗿

[@NuggetGal]

the funniest/scariest thing about that last one is it might give them ideas

[@wind64a39]

On the less demonic side: I had a reoccurring dream where I had to go back to high school because I was one class short. I really did graduate with one fewer class, because I transferred at the start of my second year, so I guess that's where it comes from.

[@mozzeralleh]

i had a dream that i was in an object show, but whenever i got too meta and asked about life outside the object show, the dream would change topics and become about something else. the rest of the dream was me playing some game where you jump across trees.

[@kasper_phizz]

3:14 I feel really bad for them and their family, and I hope they're okay and that things get better for them all

[@acisverycool]

2:37 in my head this is real and actually happened and the person who wrote it just wanted to confess

[@Who_asked873]

2:59 I can't stop wheezing-

[@kfruityouth]

for the one at 4:50, there's a little dwarf guy (he's actually a fairy) named drippy from ni no kuni and thats all i could think of

[@gumi1098]

Dreams I’ve had: -Donatello from tmnt came up to me, said “logically one should never trust someone untrustworthy” and before I could respond he walked away and I fell off a cliff -I was walking in NYC and a guy dressed in punk with lots of piercings was next to me walking his two dogs who were also dressed in punk and had lots of piercings. I complimented his dogs and we started talking about dogs and he was very nice then his dogs got off the leash, turned into alligators, and ran into the sewers. The man was sad at losing his dogs and I vowed to help find them because he was nice to me. (I couldn’t find them and got so frustrated after so much looking that I woke up) - I had a dream about one of my friends getting in a fight at school and getting suspended and it was so realistic that when I went to school the next day I had to ask my friends if it actually happened -I was on the run because I robbed a chuck e cheese -I had the power of flight and was flying in the school gym and my principal got mad

[@skinkshamer]

“Absolutely no running in the hall!” The principal, the faithless man, grovelled. Our protagonist would not stand for this injustice. As a final resort, they take off and soar across the gym ceiling to terrorise the joy-killing giant, hurling dodgeballs and slightly unkind words. Sorry, I found everything funny, but the last one really got me.

[@gumi1098]

@@skinkshamer lmaoooo I think the best part is for a long time that was a recurring dream and it would slightly change each time

[@willow5945]

If even Twilight was too cool for school, I can't imagine what Rainbow Dash was like.

[@skinkshamer]

And the others… yeesh, really.

[@kottonkandy0962]

2:19 the best part is that this could absolutely happen in real life

[@elfilin-to6dh]

I dreamt that the Devil became the president of France

[@M4t_P4tGT]

Makes sense

[@squarohedron0664]

isn't he already

[@G-Cole-01]

literally nothing changed

[@Inky.64]

Implying Macron isnt already the devil himself

[@asimpletrashcan5037]

my dad had a dream where three men in top hats were trying *very* hard to convince him to get into a fridge. it shifted into a bed and then my dad said "oh okay" and got into the bed, however the bed shifted into a fridge and the men in top hats started laughing "like rich people" and he panicked so bad he woke up in tears. he is 59 years old and I've never seen him cry

[@skinkshamer]

No way what is it with dads in this comment section getting abducted and unlocking a new emotion what the heck man yeesh 😟

[@ImTired17]

I had a dream that I was writing the entire lore of the Hawaii Part II album on a wooden sign next to a street in the middle of nowhere. Then a pickup truck pulled up and a large man with a beard stepped out of the truck and started to chase me. I started to run in slow motion. Right as he was about to catch me, i woke up. And that's normal compared to the rest of my dreams 💀💀💀

[@rosykindbunny1313]

Apparently that guy wasn't a Joe Hawley fan...

[@leavemealoneplease583]

Joe Hawley Jumpscare

[@rosykindbunny1313]

This comment caused me to have a dream last night where The Mind Electric was on the radio and I explained the full lore to my confused and concerned mom

[@ImTired17]

@@rosykindbunny1313 lmao. I had a dream that my school was a 20 story tall building, and whenever you stepped into the elevator it would play an English cover of Space Station Level 7 very loudly-

[@ImTired17]

@@rosykindbunny1313 that dream you had might just become a reality for me because I just introduced my mom to Miracle Musical and she hasn't gotten to TME yet lmao 💀

[@dfox6222]

One time I dreamt that I went to Florida with the CPU candidates Nepgear, Uni, Rom and Ram from Hyperdimension Neptunia. I just got into the Neptunia fandom at the time so it was only inevitable that the characters of said fandom appeared in my dreams. Another time, I had a Total Drama Island related dream where I was on the same team as Bridgette (one of my favorite characters from that show)

[@Cheese_soldat]

I had a dream were AUTO (yes the steering wheel from wall-e) was hunting me down in a forest and dream me considered it a normal every day thing

[@aaronthecatten]

I remember once I had a nightmare where I, a human, gave birth to a litter of kittens and was so confused, and then they all died lol

[@RiotSky-yp2gk]

LMAO I remember I had a dream like that except I gave birth to an alien baby in my grandmas house.

[@aaronthecatten]

@@RiotSky-yp2gk what did the alien baby look like?? I wonder if these kind of dreams are common or something lmao

[@MackennaPeterson-fv2fk]

I had a dream that we took a test at school and if you get one question wrong you get shot. I was so worried and then I woke up, then I started crying from happiness that it wasn't real.

[@sheepysnowtato824]

Was it like if you get even one question wrong then you're killed, or for every question you get wrong you're shot somewhere non-fatal?

[@MackennaPeterson-fv2fk]

@@sheepysnowtato824 it was if anyone gets one question wrong they d1e immediately I saw a boy from my class answer a question about geography wrong and had to watch him get shot in the throat.

[@sheepysnowtato824]

@@MackennaPeterson-fv2fk Jesus Christ- And thank you

[@MackennaPeterson-fv2fk]

@@sheepysnowtato824 we had a test the next day And I hid under the desk for a little bit

[@sheepysnowtato824]

@@MackennaPeterson-fv2fk D: but also XD

[@meatmush]

I had one recently where I lived in this kingdom and I was visiting the castle for a tour I guess? Anyway, a dragon attacked the castle and took over the kingdom and became our dragon overlord. He made me his most trusted advisor so I came up with a plan to get the throne back to the king. I don't remember the plan but it included going to court to trick the dragon, but it took place as a puppet show. I don't really remember anything else except that the dragon turned into a hot man at some point. :/

[@PantherCat64]

I remember my dreams in vivid detail, which is fair considering I don't have dreams often, that my current dream document is at 24,430 words right now and hard to share for how long they go on. So here's the currently shortest one from that document: "I was on the Bus and for whatever reason [the technical college I studied at] had a bunch of Emus standing in the south parking lot to up security." That's it, there's no context at all, I knew was there was emus because of security reasons.

[@oliverharston815]

Please share more of your dreams!

[@PantherCat64]

@@oliverharston815 They're like 8 paragraphs long on average, so unless I feel like causing a assassination by boredom, no.

[@Pastelpurplecryptid]

I once had a dream that I was at camp crystal lake and Jason voorhees was the camp counselor there was also a unicorn grazing near the edge of the lake

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

I had a dream in which i went to a weird 80s abandoned mall called "Robot mall" with giant statues of robots in the entance, went to the lowest level of said mall, climbed up a tower which lead to a pool with a grey haired man in it exercising. The man said that his secret to aquatic fitness was necromancy and then killed me

[@you-pv8xw]

A while ago I had a dream that deltarune chapter 3 released and it was this massive minecraft village. The secret boss was a caretaker of one of my classmates and took place in the garten of banban reception office. The chapter ended with practically all of the minecraft village destroyed by tnt and the village chief saying "Thank you, you have restored balance to the world"

[@garbageman366]

6:17 Thomas had seen everything it was time for him to leave.

[@Asteri0519]

I had a series of continuing dreams for a week straight once, it was so bizarre. So the dream started with me on the docks, just watching the sea on a cloudy day. The sky was gray, the waters were dark, just a hint of rain on the horizon but no fog. Ships were tired to the shore in case of a storm. The second night, the dream was similar, excapt that I could see something on the horizon. Semi-circle thing, dark, kind of like the sun but with no light. And I wasn't alone this time- a few people had gathered on the docks with me. I rememer them being various shades of grey. The third, fourth, fifth, sixth night- the dark ball thing keeps getting larger, or closer. More grey people appear. The seventh night started off with the same dream. More people, larger ball. That's when I noticed the 'ball' was actually an octopus. A giant octopus(mind you, this was before I even knew what a kraken was) had been steadily getting closer every night. And the moment I realized it, the grey people pushed me into the ocean. I couldn't speak. I couldn't move. I was frozen on the ocean with the monster getting nearer. Then my grandmother(the only person that wasn't gray) appeared and threw goldfish meal- those flaky things- into the water, and I woke up. Gods it was terrifying, oh and yeah there was one dream that I was mauled by a dinosaur and I woke up with actual scratch marks on the back of my hand

[@escapefr0mslender]

Wow that should be a movie! srsly where did bro get these dreams

[@wrg_101]

I sometimes get the same dream I had long time ago, just with an alternative ending (which oddly enough is because I remembered how my last dream like this ended so I already know what to do to have it end different)

[@Asteri0519]

@@escapefr0mslender I have no idea and I probably need a therapist for that. This was in 4th grade

[@alexandersean4708]

3:38 ESRB: RATED E10 FOR BLOOD! (please tell me someone gets this joke.)

[@russianraichu]

Years ago i had a dream where i was walking through an endless hallway with my dad. The hallway had maroon walls with paintings, like in a museum, and was basically designed like a museum, but the paintings were too high and i could only see them sparingly. So my dad(who was like 5 times taller than me) pointed to each painting and told me what was in it like a museum guide, like "this is an apple" or "this is our cat". The important thing is that he was a ghost. He would even say things like "i wish i was still with you ("you" meaning me and my family besides him) and it was generally implied that he was dead. Which is weird because he is alive and well to this day.

[@mochamonster6956]

As an asexual, the bacteria one had me wheezing

[@cheyblake2475]

I once had a dream of 2 girls that lived in the wild (the art style was Adventure Time). One with red hair and a snake for a pet, and a blond one )the snake was judging about the blond girl not being fit for the red hair girl). In the end they became lovers after they escaped from their abuser. The art

[@ToothbrushGaming.]

I had recurring dreams that the moon wanted to kill me (the fear started because of some weird tv show I forgot the name of), and every time the moon would appear, a xylophone version of pop goes the weasel would play and I would be frozen by fear.

[@nanardeurlambda]

8:00 ... I mean, it kind of tracks, to be fair

[@UmLammyJammer]

Some of these actually make sense or would be interesting to see. Like the new word and the Ken movie. I love dreams

[@cheezit2398]

I had a dream where I was at a store with my mom and we were laughing at a "wolf ass" scented candle and then my school principal gave a speech at said store.

[@Juunbeetl]

The likespublic thing actually sounds really interesting for some reason

[@S8EdgyVA]

6:56 That wasn't a dream, it was a vision

[@marblespines6996]

I once dreamt that 'The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog' got a bunch of mods, one of which spiked in popularity **very** quickly. The person who created the mod made it so that, instead of games such as Ace Attorney or Danganronpa, it was more comparable to DDLC, except the deaths were **way** more brutal. The part I remember the most vividly was during the closet scene. Barry (the OG game's protag) was trapped on their own this time, no Tails or Amy in sight. By the time they managed to get out, they opened the door, and the first thing they saw in the dining car was Tails with severed limbs. I don't know what's wrong with my subconscious either.

[@nathminegirl2933]

I had a dream where there was Albert (also known as Flamingo, he's a famous Roblox youtuber that i really enjoy) and he was buying Robux, and he was deciding which pack to buy, the 450 Robux one or the 10.000 Robux one, but for some reason the money symbol was something similar to the ♠ symbol, and the 10.000 Robux pack costed 940 of those and the whole dream was Albert commenting the packs and didn't know which one to pick

[@agnese2944]

I like how my dreams are either something interesting like: We were at some train station for a class trip. The gravity was more similar to the moon, and so whenever i tried getting on the train i just bounced back in the station and hit my head to the point of bleeding. The train tracks were pretty deppressing. There wasnt any grass either. So I wanted to go to the Castle ruins in my town. Then I saw a patch of grass with some tower. I did some epic parkour accross the trains and got to the tower.There were also the castle ruins. Then I met most of my classmates there. There was a janitor that was jelling at one of my classmates to get down from the tower. I woke up. Went back to sleep. I saw a different classmate, lets call him joe. Joe was leading my hand to...somewhere. it was the same train track place, but we were at the tower. I decided to tell him that I knew he wasnt real because i heard that makes the people in your dreams mad but he just said "lets go to the tower" then on our way a man dressed in a military uniform told us to go back to the train tracks. Or something unbelievably stupid like: -need to poop -goes to bathroom -bathroom covered in one massive turd -cant poop but needs to -wakes up

[@jisung1e3]

When i was 3 i had two dreams that I fondly remember. The first one that I remember I saw a merry go round and some kids were on it but for some reason there was a McDonald’s right behind it and the sky looked pink with bubbles 1/2

[@Antifearn]

I recently dreamt that I was at a barber shop near my college’s campus getting a haircut from Paul McCartney, who was wearing a really terrible disguise (a green pair of glasses, a black beanie, and an oversized jean jacket). I immediately recognized him and politely asked him if his name happened to be Paul by chance, and he started heavily sweating. He just replied “No, no, my name’s Jeffery, y’know”, and continued trimming my hair. Oddly enough, one of Paul’s early Beatles songs, “Til there was you”, was playing on the shop’s radio. After the haircut, I saw him walking by my favorite coffee shop down the street. I waved and smiled at him, but he just made a hushing motion at me and ran off.

[@sapateirovalentin348]

2:43 she is on that ea nasir grind,respect

[@memester2909]

I once had some very real, vivid dreams, but I'm only putting a few here. Trigger warnings for mentions of depression and death. This comment is slightly long lol. 1. It started off with just me in a normal looking bowling alley. I rolled the bowling ball, and it almost went into the gutter on the sides of the alley. Then most of the way down began to suddenly go more into the middle. The ball as soon as it got to the end of the alley suddenly changed into a neon-colored ball and grew wings and went up into a random basketball hoop that had not been there before. The bowling alley suddenly went black, green, pink and purple and Michael Jordan suddenly came down, with tiny cartoon style angel wing and gave me a million dollars on a massive check. I woke up right after. 2. I was Winnifred Sanderson (idk why) with my two other sisters. There was a mob of angry people busting down the door, being held back by a mob of angry dirty skeletons. I, Winnie, had to make a new body via flipping her pants inside out. The mob eventually broke in, all wearing Nike, Gucci, Adidas and other expensive brands. I for some reason was very stressed over flipping the pants and putting them back on but not the angry mobs. That's where the dream ended. 3. One time I asked my mom in a dream if I could do something, and she said I couldn't unless I did two things. I had to rain the white Friesians and install the depressed pickles. The depressed pickles went on rants about how horrible their lives were, and I was like "why is this so relatable?". Then I woke up like "What did I want to do again?" 4. A man was so very in love with some random zoo lioness. He proposed to her with an offering of a human sacrifice. She said no and ignored him. So, then he proposed with dogs, and she said no again. Eventually the INFP'S (no idea) were called, and they immediately crashed their work van UP into a random tree in the lion's exhibit. They called more INFP'S to help them get unstuck who also crashed that car into the same said tree. Last but not least, a few weeks after Technoblade's death was announced, I had a dream about him. I was in a mall when I saw a crowd surrounding a small plane. Technoblade was in it, talking to his fans and making all the jokes you think he would have made. He eventually flew around in the plane yelling "TECHNOPLANE BABYYYYY" and eventually landed. He donated money and his plane to several places like the children's hospitals, homeless shelters, and especially any kind of hospitals that specialize in cancer research. Eventually he talked to me and let me go on about how I love his videos and all the heart and soul he put into them no matter how bad things got. He eventually gave me some really good advice from Sunzu (his own made-up advice), and he was just so freaking sweet and kind. Eventually, he had to go. We all watched as he went into the light, and I woke up crying because in how bittersweet the goodbye was.

[@artikulv731]

That one about technoblade hit super hard 😭 I was so heartbroken when he died

[@skinkshamer]

All the best for Techno’s family and anyone suffering from illness, genuinely, but can we talk about that lion simp?

[@memester2909]

@@skinkshamer I have no earthly idea, even I was was thinking “Of all creatures, why a lion? They don't even have fingers to put the rings on!” while still dreaming

[@woahy1]

i once had a weird dream about me being near cabins with a shotgun and queen from Deltarune was chasing me trying to kill me with zombies and stuff.

[@slamdunkdogyt]

My latest (and one of my weirdest) dream was Culver’s (a fast food restaurant in mainly the MidWest of the US) wouldn’t serve my family because we were German. We are not German. Edit: 5:20 was real life for me. One of my “friends” unfollowed/unadded me on everything because they were tired of seeing my face. My “best friend” of almost 7 (seven) years (no longer friends with her) unfollowed me on TikTok because I “reposted everything” (I do not) and she was tired of it. I blocked them on everything. They were both also tired of seeing my face

[@oliverharston815]

At first, I thought you were talking about the CD dream.

[@SiSoz]

I had one dream where i woke up and started my day but whenever i blinked, i started the day over again ;w;

[@MissDucklingQueen]

I often have very vivid and long dreams but oftentimes I either completely or partially forget them. It's fun even if i only remember a small part of my dream. For example, two people were talking to one another: "No you see here he was obviously brainwashed. Just look at his smoked salmon pack, there is nothing left, not even oil or small salmon pieces. Your smoked salmon pack at least has the oil and small smoked salmon pieces, that's why you can understand me." And the entire time while he's talking like my brain is showing the smoked salmon packs in comparison 💀

[@Shocked_Joe]

i had a dream where (living human) Cesar Torres from the Mandela Catalogue saved me from the alternate version of himself. it was like a cartoon.

[@donutstudios4783]

6:47 , sounds like an SCP to me

[@itz_daniel7144]

One time I dreamt that happy tree friends had safety psa posters, and they could easily be found at playgrounds and school grounds meant for toddlers. These psas were sponsored by PBS kids.

[@theri5808]

Some of my wacky dreams: Getting lost in the Backrooms with the entire tf2 cast Many dreams where i suffer mortal wounds and live Ninjago + Subnautica And my favorite, 2 guys who are from separate organizations that share an island and are in constant battle with each other. Hmmm, sounds familliar…

[@lilmmingler]

One time i dreamt that there was a cursed yfm song called "Scootaloo Eating A Bagel". you became a low-poly t-posing 3d model and got chased by every scp if you heard the second verse. It was about scootaloo pretending to be some dude called jimothy at bronycon.

[@eldr1tchhorror]

6:40 Helen of Troy from the pov of Paris

[@NeoMagicStar]

6:14 as a Metal Sonic fan, I am afraid I will dream this too.

[@feliz695]

Funny because I fell asleep thinking about my physics oral report, then I dreamt some assassins were after me, and they dragged me into physics class as a form of torture. It ended with Venti, from Genshin Impact, trying to come up with a plan to help me escape. 💀

[@rockincradilyyyy8489]

I was making a package of mister noodles, when suddenly my sister pours chocolate syrup into it, when I asked why she didn’t answer and when it finished it had turned into a cake