TONY HAWK's Bad CG Cartoon (@RebelTaxi)

[@poopguts4314]

"Smells like pee pee and poo poo in here" -Best writing in animation history

[@doismoi1123]

Uh oh stinky lalalala

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Sounds like Cr1tikal

[@shenmuelandlord]

hey poop guts how's poop griffith

[@harmonetheanimationaddict4419]

I'm getting Arctic Dogs flashbacks.

[@karaokekiryu995]

Ahead of its time

[@aranockcooke98]

One of the character models was based off of my cousin milo, because he knew one of the animators. Shit was funny cause he was sent a signed copy of the film and was excited about it. Then we watched the movie

[@aranockcooke98]

It was the little shit character btw

[@aranockcooke98]

frosbite17 XD

[@blxssingss]

Connor Cooke My condolences

[@turtlewhisperer8685]

+Connor Cooke tell your cousin i said he looks like greg cipes

[@thejedisonic67]

I wonder how he felt when Milo got thrown off the boss

[@dog8668]

*TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY*

[@airzingis1169]

chocolate flavored oppossum SKATE SKATE SKATE

[@PKFlashFire]

*WE LIVE TO SKATE*

[@sophiaplaxs5314]

SKATE EVEN THOUGH YOUR SKATEBOARD RAN OVER A LADYBUG SKATE SKATE

[@ECL28E]

Wow, that Annie reboot was way to edgy

[@iamtheonewhotrulyasked]

You better watch out, you better watch out, *you better watch out*, *YOU BETTER WATCH OUT*

[@JaseAnimates]

Remember kids; *Skateboarding montages have priority over any other situation.*

[@thejedisonic67]

Especially if there's a nuclear bomb coming to destroy the city, and you gotta get underground. Skateboarding is much more important.

[@knightofoctober]

*SKATE SKATE SKATE*

[@sophiaplaxs5314]

Remember kids if someone get kidnapped and is about to die you should not care just do skate boarding dont actually do that

[@TeamFriendship8600]

@@sophiaplaxs5314 "Uh, I'm kind of getting stabbed over here! Help?" "Dude, can't you see I'm skateboarding?" "Of course, good to know you have your priorities straight." "North Korea just launched the missiles! We gotta get the hell out of here!" "Shh, can't you see he's skateboarding?" "Oh, right, right. My bad. That's clearly the more important matter here."

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

*SO LIVE*

[@Joey_Star_]

this seems like a movie that you briefly see at a friend's house and never hear about it until a few years later you just come across it

[@_thedc007_]

I thought I was the only one that experiences this^ xD

[@manjittoor9208]

Same with me, except it was at my house.

[@AB-bg7os]

Plot twist : grandpas war stories are far more interesthing than the movie

[@xernon7507]

Synth Curie How are they not?

[@AB-bg7os]

Unknown User yeah its pretty obvious

[@thejedisonic67]

Because the grandpa didn't decide to do some stupid skating tricks in the middle of a fight.

[@WillieManga]

Synth Curie That's because Grandpa is Stanley.

[@TeamFriendship8600]

I would rather this movie had been about him instead of these dumbass kids trying to save a retired skateboarder on the verge of a midlife crisis.

[@thejedisonic67]

Tomorrow's so far away, we live, today! Tomorrow's so far away, we live, today! Tomorrow's so far away, we live, today! Tomorrow's so far away, skate skate skate!

[@ECL28E]

"Me and my friends get no respect"

[@mariajimenafigueroa8311]

The movie in a nutshell

[@shreklonpiss77]

I can imagine myself in a mental hospital just singing this over and over

[@macroplanet]

"White kid who bought 50 Cent: Bulletproof on release day" Oddly specific

[@MillRunner]

All they had to do was make a movie about the kids entering some kind of skate contest hosted by Tony Hawk to save their family resturant or whatever but there's some douchey rich, cheating rival they have to beat and they could have had all the skate montages they want without it hurting the plot.

[@kitkat123345]

I beg of you to write the script for this.

[@toms.a.savage7232]

That sounds eerily similar to the entire plot of Tony Hawk's Underground.

[@knightofoctober]

@@toms.a.savage7232 Then at least it would be a faithful adaptation. Better than most of what we get nowadays...

[@toastwings9358]

@@toms.a.savage7232 they should've just adapted that into a movie

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

....You mean Wild Grinders?

[@Tekrothebountyhunter]

Wow. That cartoon doesn't even look finished. You know how computer animated cartoons have that cheap shiny plastic look and floaty movement while they are in production? Tony Hawk Boom Boom Sabotage looks like it never passed that stage.

[@kujakubes241]

it looks like a video game than anything

[@WillieManga]

Probably spent more time with the mocap.

[@carterpewderschmitgaming]

After reviewing THBBS, Rebel Taxi has been seen as more of a bad boy in the animation reviewer community

[@LermaBean]

So why do good girls love bad guys?

[@kevinthedorkslayer4086]

Skate montage timestamps 2:15 2:45 4:48 5:40 7:04 9:35 10:52 11:32

[@imvge]

What eva, right now there's far more important thangs 2 do

[@imvge]

+RPGing Things (like get past level 8) xddd rawr lmao lolol meems

[@WillieManga]

ImageNotAvailable I think he was playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.

[@Zappa_boi]

*Tomorrow is so far away!!*

[@CronTime3D]

Thanks Kevin

[@SuperBonk64]

You know I would support you on Patreon and stuff, follow you on social media, and read your webcomic, but there's far more important things to do. Like getting past Level 8.

[@slimehaver]

Underrated comment

[@ScumSookar]

@@slimehaver Painfully underrated.

[@LermaBean]

"You people are fucking scum!"

[@MadmanEpic]

*_T O M O R R O W I S S O F A R A W A Y_*

[@pepsia6508]

SKATE SKATE SKATE

[@WillieManga]

MadmanEpic I love how he starts losing it when there's a skateboard montage AFTER Tony had been abducted by clowns! The music that starts playing makes it even funnier because "Get it!? It's a skateboarding montage for the hundreth time!" Even he hates these kids.

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

why are you always sitting in darkness with only a flashlight? should we be sending more than just movies to you? light bulbs? money to pay power bills? some food perhaps?

[@weaponisedinkling7912]

Some shelter,some souls,a life?

[@Labyethan]

Memes?

[@kylemoore2446]

*with only a fleshlight

[@theradicalreviewer6053]

Kyle Moore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@silverdays2909]

@@theradicalreviewer6053 you dirty boy you

[@Infernape7890]

This movie has long forgotten members of the Insane Clown Posse.

[@PaleoSteno]

I Tony Hawk Boom Boomed in my pants

[@xandertrejo]

k

[@animatedpenguin5631]

Boom Boom Mountain

[@ironmaster6496]

+Animated Penguin the great mighty boom

[@animatedpenguin5631]

Riggbone It looks like the cover hehehehe

[@Greyspecies9999]

i want to Boom Boom in your Tony Hawkk

[@FoxMan_FF]

Wait, that mayor has a segway. This movie was made in 2006. Segways existed in 2006? ...Upon closer inspection, I've learned that segways have actually been around since *2002.* Did not know that.

[@Swordking090]

7:25 DJ gets thrown into the truck. 7:58 DJ gets thrown into the truck. *AGAIN*

[@JackindaSack]

he climbed out... maybe? that or there was a time space anomaly.

[@lyndawalker7643]

Actually the guy with the beard got thrown into the truck

[@peterstangl8295]

That's just a glitch in the Matrix, don't worry about it.

[@weaselwords99]

The "pee-pee and poo-poo" line is my only memory of this wretched movie; so glad it made into in Pan's review, lol. Watched this one on Cartoon Network back in the day.

[@dyldragon1]

Does it actually use that song every montage?

[@GnarlzBarkley]

duh

[@wolfie23288]

XD wow

[@thatonedude]

I was kinda questioning the same damn thing.

[@ilovepizza38]

God forbid it didn't

[@eartianwerewolf]

+juan francisco robles araiza 2 de la manguera cecilio 3,carlos 6 oh no

[@STkOfficeDucktape]

They literally could have filmed this in Pro Skater 3 and this would have been better.

[@JacobHillSBD]

Source for the "DC's for Douchebags" soundbite?

[@RebelTaxi]

+Jacob Hill From Xplay's character Roger the Stane Lee experience

[@JacobHillSBD]

Thanks!

[@donnylurch4207]

+RebelTaxi Oh damn son, I remember that! Hey, would you ever do an episode about XPlay or another classic G4/TechTV show?

[@ManaAdvent]

+Donny Lurch Or maybe a video of the rise and fall of G4/Tech TV channel altogether?

[@donnylurch4207]

ManaAdvent Somebody else already made a good one, you shoukd look for it. I watch a lot of youtubers, but I'm 80% sure it was LazyGameReviews.

[@spacecashier]

''It smells like pee pee and poo poo in here''

[@abandonedprogram9391]

must be tony

[@dandydoodle4456]

AbandonedProgram Sad face

[@bingbonghafu]

MEANIE

[@laffysapphie]

AbandonedProgram no, it's this movie

[@caramelcomplx9518]

"I made a boom boom."

[@CurtisAlfeld]

That Tony Hawk's Underground joke was fucking perfect.

[@caranostalgico9249]

+CurtisAlfeld I know, right? Lol

[@BugsyFoga]

Honestly the idea of motion captured Skateboarding genuinely feels like an incredibly awesome concept to me .

[@DatHarlequinOni]

TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY SKATE SKATE SKATE

[@cillbipher2613]

TOMORROWISOFAWAY

[@undead923]

+Dat Bastard Oni SKATING INTENSIFIES

[@Arisu95]

More like Drink Drink Drink, eh?

[@rojobear24]

I thought is was "Tomorrow is a Following"

[@clydethelamppost]

+Peri “Lets go home and play” Dot TOMARAH IZ SO FAR AWAH. SK8 SK8 SK8.

[@realicwiener]

Stan Lee is probably the coolest person in this movie

[@kyleferrandion2448]

.GIFfany Yup

[@octoisgay]

I guess this is a Marvel movie now

[@LadyofStarlight]

F

[@henrym4484]

4:20

[@RebelTaxi]

Here's the montage Music someone just uploaded kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaWWpJWZoaaVq5o

[@notchuckproductions5029]

+RebelTaxi So do they really play it every time they skate?

[@Rosalio15]

Wicked Lester Feat. Dr. Jonny Molson - Live for today

[@pricecampbell241]

I lost my respect for the first you

[@notchuckproductions5029]

PRICE CAMPBELL Out all the videos Pan has made,this is the one! Then agin why would Pan even care?

[@pricecampbell241]

Not Chuck Productions just shut up loser

[@DorianMeesey]

*throws in truck during recording* looks up *throwing in truck again*

[@hayamihotome7242]

I know right?

[@SuperMario643459]

this video camera can record the future

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Dorian Meesey So I wasn't the only one who noticed that! What the hell, lol.

[@RebelTaxi]

Next time a Teenage Robot Review. hopefully. For now, this cartoon I saw on Cartoon Network.

[@SiNNNi2598]

What what in the robot?

[@MrMaddog994]

my life as a teenage robot?

[@ancienttribes5310]

Have you ever read Pan, by Knut Hamsun?

[@Chris22558]

Robotomy?

[@kristopherdehoyos477]

Holy Shit I forgot about seeing this on Cartoon Network!!! XD

[@kaptainkoolfisher4425]

*Tony Hawk boom goes his career.*

[@joesomenumbers]

Oh my god Tony Hawk is so old now... wait... that means I'm old too

[@Mngalahad]

6:19 what did she suposedly say? like, theres no way she said dick.

[@ratchetguy6069]

Mngalahad and why would she need to use a dick ?

[@zachbochek]

She said Deck, the wood part of a skateboard

[@Mngalahad]

Zach Bochek thanks, i never knew there was a part of a skateboard called deck.

[@ratchetguy6069]

Oh lol I don't know anything about skateboards

[@jerrysmith8814]

Going back and rewatching these videos fills me up with nostalgia and brings me back to simpler times. It simultaneously feels like it's been a decade and half a year. A very strange feeling.

[@Peppmintleaf]

"Steve, from blues clues" that line made me laugh harder that it should have...

[@-throat-]

for me it was the bladder joke at 3:06

[@thedigiseviper1330]

How and why did funimation get involved in this flick? Last I heard they were a JAPANESE ANIME DISTRIBUTOR. Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Dragon Ball Z, Attack on Titan, all Funimation titles. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

[@Ihartwalrusguy]

Heard they also distribute Arthur and Braceface on DVD too.

[@thedigiseviper1330]

how

[@iconiclit8945]

they distribute a few live action movies too

[@lordblueballs7293]

I saw a commercial for this on my Yu Yu Hakushou DVD and thought, What The Fuck This Is't Anime!!!!?

[@lordblueballs7293]

They've also distributed the Rorunni Kenshin live action movies the Attack On Titan live action movies and the new Godzilla film not the American film

[@Carusofilmsltd]

This looks like the characters from monster house animated just as fluidly as Christopher Lloyd in Food Fight.

[@zeemaster99]

The mayor is the real villain here. Grimley and his crew are passionate about their circus arts. He even goes as far as to beg the mayor to let him host even just a single performance a week, even if it's at an inopportune time. Instead, the mayor bashes his interests and caps it all off by telling his own cousin "you're dead to me." Like, yeah, Grimley definitely took it too far with kidnapping and reckless endangerment, the mayor is to blame BIG TIME for refusing to offer his cousin even a shred of sympathy or support and instead shitting on him and estranging him to push him off the edge. The movie really had me feeling bad for a cast that really just wanted to be able to perform their arts and be allotted even the bare minimum amount of time to do so. Fuck the mayor in this movie. I know it's a bit of a rant, but this movie had me feeling unironically sad and empathetic. Where else was I going to vent?

[@catswellthecat7855]

Get it all out my guy

[@paprikafoxx8305]

0:56 *sees Funimation in the corner of the DVD box* ....I thought you were better then this Funimation

[@ExtremeWreck]

This movie is why they only release anime now-in-days. Blame Tony Hawk. In fact, I bet Funimation wants people to forget about this film's existence.

[@taylorglover4416]

@@ExtremeWreck Well, technically Funimation still has it, only it's being distributed by Echo Bridge now. But yeah, Funimation still releases some live-action films.

[@ExtremeWreck]

@@taylorglover4416 Hope that doesn't include the infamous Dragon Ball Evo- oh wait, THANK GOD THEY DIDN'T.

[@otaking3582]

This comment is hilarious in hindsight

[@hrnbrigade4991]

@@otaking3582 Yeah, Funimation has really declined since then.

[@Nekucloud]

That song that keeps playing during the montages will be in my nightmares forever.😫

[@racingspirit9102]

Honestly, I would go for cel-shaded CGI over this uncanny valley shit any day. Not that it would make movie any good, but at least bareable to look at.

[@otaking3582]

14:39 The Insane Clown Posse look a lot less offensive than I remember

[@kokobain]

+Otaking Mikohani FUCKING MAGNETS

[@CoolGuyZool129]

+Nick HOW DO THEY WORK?

[@ninjabuttocks]

As a former Juggalo, jokes at the expense of Juggalos are the best.

[@MayFlower10196]

This was advertised in a preview on the Dragon Ball Z: Wrath of the Dragon DVD. I've never felt more abused in my life.

[@Inuitman]

lol

[@slugllama6291]

OMFG I knew I seen it before, I swear it felt like a fever dream

[@silverdays2909]

I can help with that

[@OneColdRepublican]

"gangster clowns" I'm a little disappointed you didn't insert a joke there.

[@WillieManga]

"Stan Lee will cameo in anything at this point." Hopefully he'll cameo in heaven.

[@toastdotmp3483]

It seems like Rainmaker has a pretty hard time with making movies. Escape From Planet Earth isn't nearly as bad as this, but it was...eh. Now I'm worried about the Ratchet and Clank film...

[@TheStarBot]

@kelenheler03 _ it was mediocre

[@josiahagin2100]

You had a good reason to be worried. . .

[@OrionDawn15]

Now that's a name I hadn't heard in a long time...

[@fernweh123]

This looks like a 5 bucks ps2 game

[@ZipZapTesla]

+fernweh123 It was made in 2006, so...

[@fernweh123]

even for that it looks horrible

[@elliewellie_YouTube]

A giant youtuber posted a review of this movie in the YOOL 2023

[@superkeegan9100]

The funniest part in this video was when they had another skating montage and Pan said "Oh, FUCK THEM."

[@mmmy4282]

Stan Lee died today, even if some of the movies he was in weren't the best, he was still a great guy. Goodnight, sweet prince.

[@StevRayBro]

BEAST WARS

[@msuperskarmory]

+StevRayBro Yes Stev, beast wars was a thing...

[@jakeosoart2141]

Stev if you want Pan to review it just send it to his PO Box, It'll only take a few years like this review did xD

[@StevRayBro]

+Jacob Juarez I'll just review it myself lol

[@ariannewingard1660]

+StevRayBro Do you want pan pizza to review Beast wars ? or are you just nostalgic for some beastwars ?

[@saarj]

Pan could review Beast Wars someday (in BW Megatron's voice)...Yes...

[@LermaBean]

That 21 year old is now 26, Jesus time flies by fast!

[@OrangeLightning]

You know a movie's bad when it calls itself a "lame animated feature" and at the same time saying that it's main star didn't want to record for it.

[@grundy1ooooo]

+Orange Lightning I guess you have to respect the self awareness at least XD

[@WyattD03]

Had to return to this vid after Kurtis Conner reviewed this movie

[@DolphinMayhem69]

It’s a shame that Pan’s review hasn’t even cracked 1 million views yet. Oh the other hand Curtis’s video has over 3 million and has been out less than half the time

[@1978garfield]

I love that he used the same song for every skate scene. Then again maybe the movie does too.

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

They should call it skateboarding montage: the movie

[@TheMGMfan]

I noticed that apparently Funimation distributed this for some reason because their name was on the box.

[@weshverified]

That "Tony Hawk's Underground" joke killed me. Also, when are you going to review Doogal? It's literally one of my least favorite movies I've ever seen; I'd love to see you tear into it!

[@WillieManga]

This aged well. I did not know how bad it was as a kid, just that it was somehow connected to Fairly Odd Parents and I never got around to seeing it. And then Pan went into just how bad it was. Oh my god, they did not know how to do pop culture references at all.

[@holloworacle3140]

I really love going back to RebelTaxi's old videos.

[@SpookySpaghettii]

I still remember watching this on Cartoon Network back in 2005 or 2006....

[@MartianManHunter2258]

I think we all did.

[@Tattybirch96]

Oh shit, the girl is voiced by the same person as Molly/Eva from Oban Star Racer.

[@OurLoveWeHadBefore]

I used to think this movie was the best shit ever. I remember trying to buy it at blockbuster. My childhood was empty.

[@silverdays2909]

I pity you

[@sphingxx]

I like the fact that you talked about gangsta clowns without making an insane clow posse joke I'm proud

[@AfroNinja360]

Oh god I remember watching this. Good thing I don't remember a thing about it.

[@afrikasmith1049]

And yet it's still better than Food Fight.

[@imnotaking7397]

*Yep.*

[@digerttm]

I need another skating montage.

[@laggy3099]

TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY.

[@digerttm]

SO FAR AWAY SO FAR AWAY

[@dxjvdjxnn]

+tristan digert SKATE SKATE SKATE

[@SixOhFive]

Those are some mad beats YO!

[@MissBarker93]

**looks at DVD case** Funimation? Freakin' Funimation distributed this!?!

[@Febreezey-E]

+srbarkerchan That's fucking funny

[@imnotaking7397]

*That blew my mind.*

[@3three3three3three]

my god this video is still incredible

[@littlefieryone2825]

That song that's on the menu sounds a hell of a lot like "One Fine Day" by the Offspring.

[@ThePsychonautsmaster]

I work at an independent grocery store and found this on DVD for only $3 I should also say that our movie collection also includes B-list movies. Let me give you an example: we have a movie called Merlin's apprentice, the movies font looks exactly like the Harry Potter font and the actors on the cover look exactly like Harry and Dumbledore.

[@lulucool45]

+Ruby Rose can you upload photo to imgur

[@Manuel32_]

No one found it weird that it showed Funimation on the dvd box art

[@carlossoto1715]

When I saw this on Cartoon Network, I had no idea what the hell I was watching. Sure it's Tony Hawk, but everything else is way at a left field, and then some. This CGI kind of looks like that Scary Godmother series, but at least those films have a level of charm to them, and a good holiday theme to go with it. This is just pandering to a certain demographic that doesn't seem to exist anymore.

[@ThePolishGent]

I think I might've founded a new guilty pleasure to watch. Thanks a lot Pan-Pizza.

[@ValkenEX]

Dee Dee was my favorite part of this video.

[@danielguevara5125]

Boom Boom Sabotage is one of favorite anime.

[@paralyticv0id203]

Mines Cory in the house

[@cidredwood6170]

What if: you wanted to advance the story But God said: *TOMORROW IS SO FAR AWAY*

[@Pookie1116]

I love how they always do the freaking skateboard montage in every place

[@enigmaskull3495]

3:18 - 3:30 Love the character introductions.

[@donhatter159]

Same

[@pyropersonman]

Wait...this was real? I thought it was just a bad nightmare

[@kingofnothing8971]

it was both

[@sophiaplaxs5314]

its not from a nightmare its real

[@christiankallio8586]

5:49 RebelTaxi, you deserve a gold star AND a cookie for that joke. That was a good one.

[@SkellaBella1396]

That soundtrack sends me back to a time in my childhood where my dad was actually better than me at video games. Good stuff. Also I gotta say, I love how you edit your videos. They have a real professional quality to them the way there's a cool break in the middle and samplings from other related material.

[@cheeseboi588]

This video is a masterpiece

[@SombreTerror65]

That's weird. No ICP reference on the gangsta clown subject?

[@RadioactiveMoth]

Ah yes, my favorite character archetype. Girl.

[@PlayboiCommie]

I personally like white kid who bought 50 cent blood in the sand in release day

[@RadioactiveMoth]

little shit is pretty compelling as well Ethan Boyle

[@PlayboiCommie]

ImTheMagicalDolphin yeah man they worked really hard on these characters

[@plum3343]

It really bothers me that none of the peoples trousers have proper zippers even if they are clearly supposed to be made of denim.

[@Peasham]

Was this why Finn refers to his feces as "boom boom"?

[@2mccue4u27]

I saw a FoxBox Kirby Right Back At Ya promo! Do that, Pan!

[@sherlockcheesecake2679]

Pan pizza can I send you season one of Donkey Country

[@RebelTaxi]

+Gamer 1 oh god

[@drekherd5810]

+RebelTaxi do it for emily

[@AstralTaurus]

+RebelTaxi I'LL SHOWER YOU IN COCONUT CREAMPIEESS

[@100billionsubscriberswithn4]

HEY, DIX.

[@octoisgay]

Expand Dong County

[@feIon]

"it smells like peepee and poopoo in here" "it must be this movie"

[@Frosty_CH]

Roses are red, violets are blue, TONY HAWK PRO SKATER 2

[@noneofyourbusiness4616]

Your channel really helps keep me in touch with ny peeps, if you know what I mean.

[@dippythehippy]

I would go to sleep if I didn't have to do a skateboarding montage

[@hitfasthithard]

3:16 That joke killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@shafootodess]

I don't think I ever saw pan get angry like this in a review before

[@GiovanniCloud]

It's friggen beautiful!

[@xxsomesadkidxx]

Holy shit dude.... you're from the Rio Grande Valley!! love the vids bro!! I'm from Mission!

[@yuki_1002]

That one kid looks like Tommy wiseau.

[@Ashkihyena]

Yuki_100 Oh hai shitty Tony Hawk cartoon.

[@ultra6671]

I lost it when he said "Oh thank god it's over. Tony Hawk is dead"

[@christianh2768]

Just noticed that Doogal foreshadowing...

[@Jonathanest90s]

Just Awful yep.

[@KnightofFunnyJunk]

Obviously this movie would have gone from a 10/10 to a 11/10 if there were more skating montages. Oscar winning performance from these kids.