Tony Hawk Made a Low Budget Animated Movie?

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Tony Hawk made an animated movie and it's not good let's watch it together
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[@TonyHawk]

Yes! Thanks (?) for digging up this forgotten gem. It would take too long to explain how it came to be made but I’m honored you spent time on it. Being “featured” on your channel is the height of cool as far as my daughter is concerned so I appreciate the dubious claim.

[@arianahameed7101]

is this legit tony hawk omg

[@jotarodidyoubustthisnut]

Hey man, thanks for always wearing your safety gear and setting a good example, sorry kurtis was mean to you about it he was being a bit of a fake skater boi fan who smells like peepeepoopoocacaweewiz

[@michellekubiczek8592]

@@arianahameed7101IT IS OMG he even mentioned Kurtis in his instagram story

[@janelle9652]

@@arianahameed7101i honestly can’t tell

[@irontobias]

I love how the actual Tony freaking Hawk is even unrecognized and buried in the comments of this video about him

[@noonenowhere4494]

Fun fact: i used to think thay tony hawk and stephen hawking were the same person, and it made sense to me because i thought that tony hawk got in a major accident when skateboarding and got all fucked up so he became an astrophysicist and went by stephen hawking afterwards

[@jessikolifrath1377]

no offense but this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[@katqt32]

I’m cryingggggg this is so funny

[@jackshadowbrowse]

Omg twinning. I thought that when I was like 8

[@emmi999]

@@jackshadowbrowse samesies except i thought that until 14 💀

[@groobygroovlingo8860]

Wait this isn’t true?

[@xChaosFlower]

If i can recall correctly, the reason why he was always decked out in gear was that he knew kids looked up to him, so he wanted to be a good role model and promote safety.

[@thecrepeofdeath]

yup, he's a good dude

[@takoyaki-is-tired]

hello raiden shogun fan

[@Dr.Bright17]

Ah makes sense

[@startaru]

YOOOO nier, kurtis, and genshin fan??

[@joshbrucks]

You can't safely bail and knee slide down vert without pads. Pads are way more required in vert than street.

[@favvors]

I watched this movie so much as a kid, “people like their human cannon balls with skin” was such a quotable line because he was trying to get everyone together and it was a full on ringmaster moment!

[@tentardigrades968]

Hahaha what the hell does that even mean? Was he concerned about the safety of the human cannonballs?

[@favvors]

@@tentardigrades968 noooo he was concerned for the patrons of the circus! As they would surely all scream and run if they saw a skinless human cannonball!

[@readwrecks]

Oh, I get it now. From the video, I could tell he said “human cannonballs,” but at first I thought he was warning patrons to “keep right” to stay out of the way of the skaters, and I thought he was referring to them as “human cannonballs with skin” because “human wrecking balls” is a bit of a cliched term. At least I think I get it now. The human cannonball was a stunt performer at the circus a long time ago. (Actually, I think it was an illusion, but it doesn’t matter.) So the line is saying that customers don’t actually want to see stunt performers get maimed and mutilated. “People (viewers) like [to see] their human cannonballs (stunt performers) with skin (unharmed),” and the “with skin” part is specific to skaters because scraping a bunch of skin off is one of the most common injuries from skating.

[@AdaAdaAdanna]

​@@readwrecksThanks for the breakdown!

[@amandastill5124]

It sounds like "People like testicles"

[@cheeseball94]

it’s incredible how tony hawk is so famous but if i saw him in public i’d have no idea who he was

[@cheeseball94]

if someone pointed it out to me i’d be like “yeah he kinda does look like him” and then move on

[@nat-bw7sk]

fr he kinda just looks like some guy

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I mean he has experienced that a lot based on his tweets

[@sushilampa8287]

Tbh, pretty sure he makes jokes about it himself

[@junebuggy1]

i barely see his face

[@HeisenbergFam]

Props to Kurtis for giving a shoutout to unknown people like Tony Hawk, what a mad lad

[@cocacolacan1550]

Heisenburger I see you everywhere daddio

[@RavenclawNimbus]

HeisinDaddy 🥵

[@cocacolacan1550]

@@RavenclawNimbus fr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@B0LTEDD]

ur not funny bruh

[@CuleJoolsPiks]

Damn bruh that’s insaneeee

[@whitecallalily2351]

8:14 I literally cannot get past Tony laying face down like that, and then Kurtis' comments about a glue trap

[@brooklynpayge4221]

I hope eventually you were able to finish the video man, you wont believe what comes past that part

[@alteregobruh]

I literally almost triggered an asthma attack with how hard I laughed! He’s just LAYING THERE

[@belly2495]

i came here rewatch JUST for this joke

[@amour749]

Tony Hawk stuck in a glue trap is legit one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[@literalgrill]

As a literal former circus employee, it was quite clearly to me: "People like their human cannonballs with skin."

[@sed6657]

Kiss me

[@toothfairy10133]

what did you do at the circus?

[@drabkebab]

​@@toothfairy10133Peel the human cannonballs

[@cre-kate-ive]

That's what I heard too! Not sure how that's cool for a kids movie though lol.

[@Buttquack99]

Thank you! I can hear it now :)

[@avarosemoher4526]

I'm sorry but animated Tony lying face down is the funniest thing I've seen all week-

[@c.jwhite]

glue trap *Tony Hawk fucking dies*

[@avarosemoher4526]

@@c.jwhite LITERALLYYYY

[@Joosher56]

Those were some mad beats yo

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

He looks like Mark Zuckerberg in that movie 😂

[@alexisb3829]

I laughed so hard

[@anostintodd8682]

My dad directed and rewrote this movie, He considers it the worst movie he’s ever worked on. He wrote the antagonists lines and rewrote switch Mitch (hence the switch in character), caca and weewiz, and basically everything good about this movie. I’m so glad to see his work/humour getting the credit it deserves, even if some other dude gets credit for such an ironically terrible script

[@irisfilmproductions]

Lmao if that's true, tell your dad the caca and weewhiz joke made me cackle in bed until I almost peed

[@robokyluver985]

@@irisfilmproductions he almost made you weewiz...

[@jds8438]

Source: I made it the f*ck up!

[@spicynoodle888]

Say hi to your dad for me. It's been years - I was the production designer and CG Supervisor on this film. If I recall, the producer(Ben) wanted it to be more like a skate video with a story than a film with skateboarding.

[@gamechimp869]

oh youre lying

[@mmoscoviumm]

the sketch at 13:59 is actually a pretty watered down synopsis of r.l. stine’s “say cheese and die”. a camera that can predict future events was the entire plot of those goosebumps books, and the book plots were similar to the episode “a most unusual camera” of rod sterling’s “the twilight zone” where a camera showed the immediate future of the subject in photographs (tying that in because stine has said he was a big fan of the show and a lot of his work was inspired by sterling).

[@pap-fr]

I loved that one as a kid

[@JaysNotHere]

Also Igor

[@blakewhite3131]

I THOUGHT THE EXACT THING THANK YOU

[@KuueenKumi]

*Serling

[@Geekster1984]

his… his name is Rod Serling. Bro is not British currency (but cool comment)

[@williamkeohane9964]

I love how everybody just agrees that Tony Hawk is less of a celebrity and more of a chill guy that everybody knows

[@ddjsoyenby]

yeah.

[@FrenkTheJoy]

And coincidentally every single person on the planet happens to be familiar with him despite him being irrelevant for 20 years and can also recognize that this "Anthony" looks just like Tony Hawk, and that every single place Tony Hawk ever goes in his life he just happens to run into someone who has to comment that he looks like Tony Hawk. It's so crazy that that doesn't happen to any other celebrity.

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@FrenkTheJoy he’s never irrelevant, he is eternal, he is Tony hawk

[@maveryriley]

@@FrenkTheJoyTony will never be irrelevant

[@morgantrias3103]

A celebrity is where everywhjere you go people recognise you whereas Tony Hawk just has people tell him he looks like Tony Hawk. Ergo he's just a chill guy everyone knows about

[@smartcakes303]

I got bullied into not learning to skate or even ride a bike bc of how "lame" it is to wear safety gear. Huge maturity of Tony to always be seen wearing his safety gear

[@northstarjakobs]

Especially important to wear safety gear while learning to do something like skateboard. *Especially* a helmet. I've seen people say that they don't need to wear a helmet while riding a bike because they're super good at it, but it only takes one bad fall to leave you with a concussion (or worse).

[@ri0drawz947]

​@@northstarjakobsyehq my mum biked to work without a helmet and crashed onto the ground, skidding her face, left a mark to this day.

[@Dmacxxx77]

@@northstarjakobs Even when you do wear a helmet things can happen. Look at Scotty Cranmer. He was wearing a helmet; his accident paralyzed him from the neck down.

[@Raicheru13]

I had nowhere to skate when I was younger. When I was older, I was in a perfect neighborhood for it, and I bought a board and safety gear. But I was too afraid that the younger kids on the street would hassle me about it so I never even tried.

[@arekushisu100]

My partner used to skateboard before developing health problems. She not only admires that Tony is very proactive about safety gear, especially as he gets older, she's told me that the first thing you learn in skateboarding is how to fall down a certain way to minimize injury.

[@podgy5]

I was never unto skateboarding, mostly because I knew that I would break every bones I've ever owned if I attempted it, but I always loved that Tony wore all his safety gear all the time. He is a role model, so encouraging safe practices is really important, and he obviously doesn't care if people think it's lame because he knows it isn't

[@thestargazer679]

what about rental bones

[@podgy5]

@@thestargazer679 Too expensive to break rental bones because you lose your security deposit! 😂

[@thecatwithamustache420]

​@@podgy5highly recommend just getting some used bones instead of renting tbh.

[@Satanic_Dude]

Real talk I haven't finished the whole vid yet, I'm at the part where Kurtis mentions Tony always wearing safety gear and I've always 100% loved Hawk for that, the amount of times I've seen people get seriously injured because they did a stupid skateboarding stunt with no helmet and smashed their skull or broken arms and legs, yet here is this guy who's like the top name in skateboarding and is always wearing and promoting the use of safety gear at the pro level, I appreciate and hope that some kids have at least learned to wear it because of him

[@PragmaticProsecutor]

I love how tony calls the bad guy "the freak of the week" implying that this kind of scenario happens to him often

[@ez8314]

Like he's Spiderman

[@SaintShion]

Back than that was a diss. God we....we were lame.

[@someunknownweirdo5409]

@@SaintShionnah man- i will unironically call ppl freak of the week now, its so camp

[@Aromanidae]

Hello Miles Edgeworth from hit game

[@patrickd.397]

@PragmaticProsecutor Wait, that’s not a thing that happens to other people on a regular basis?

[@harperthegreat]

I can’t stop laughing at the fact that the reverb from “BALLS” lasted so long after the joke was over

[@jaaaaaane]

That was the best part

[@jmbellizi]

Like a whole 5 seconds before it ended 💀

[@Letthembelightpeaceonelove]

I can still hear it now….

[@evangeline9584]

8:35

[@Fergusand]

@@evangeline9584what?

[@BaggyFTJ]

There's always something about these low budget animations from the mid 2000s that i find weirdly charming and feel like a time capsule to simpler times.

[@illutale]

7:54 with context from watching the movie, he says "people like their human canon balls with skin"

[@grumpguf]

“think like they’re He-Man cattle boys with stingers” is what i heard

[@pap-fr]

​@@grumpgufHOW

[@Unikay]

"People like their human cannon balls with skin" was much easier to understand than the man who spoke Minecraft enchantment table verbally

[@StrongBoi765]

ooooohhh that’s what he said, thank you

[@sweetlids2898]

Oh I thought it was cannibals lol

[@StrongBoi765]

@@sweetlids2898 same

[@jakebrantley8889]

I thought he said "he provides their human cannibals with skin" as in there's another circus and the only reason ringleader can sustain cannibals in their circus is because they feed them skin.

[@sweetlids2898]

@@jakebrantley8889 lol

[@Stachebrown]

Tony Hawk's response to being kidnapped is "you must be the freak of the week" and now I want a Scooby Doo style mystery show where Tony Hawk keeps getting kidnapped

[@Mossfaerie]

Or several Scooby Doo episodes where the villain, when unmasked, is Tony Hawk. Every time and with 0 mention as to why.

[@whatever9097]

I had the same though lol. It sounds like getting kidnapped was just a Tuesday for tony hawk.

[@Bea-xl9rb]

Hawknapped 💀

[@psinusaa3790]

To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation. Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life." True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord." Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands." This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

[@gargles5270]

3:42 i had a coworker who got fired (too many reasons to list, basically he’s a jackass) and for like a month and a half straight he would show up and sit in the lobby silently on his phone all day until his mom’s shift ended (his mom worked there too). whenever he would offer to help us out we’d say we’re good. when a coworker asked him if he had anything better to do, he said no. saddest man i’ve ever met

[@M2ofEMMM]

Animated Tony Hawk stuck in a glue trap is one of the funniest things I've seen this week

[@salcaudata100]

"People like their human cannonballs with skin," which is a genuinely unhinged line to write, record, and edit into a film.

[@vereli]

THAT’S WHAT IT WAS WHAT ON EARTH

[@tallsockclown]

Yeah knowing what the line is feels worse than not knowing

[@Breedable__Bread]

WTF 😭😭😭

[@notbot2648]

I caught it the first time hearing it, but it's still horrifying and I don't know wtf it means.

[@toceeno874]

i mean hes kinda right tho

[@briannaalers9813]

Kurtis, blink twice if you were actually kidnapped and forced to make this video! We promise we’ll keep the skateboarding montages to a minimum when all of Kurtistown comes to rescue you

[@rayanma7791]

HAHAHAAHAH

[@aret_]

but we’re definitely keeping the sick beats to the maximum

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious" ~ Oscar Wilde

[@MeganIsNotHere]

I started reading this comment just as Kurtis said this and it freaked me out

[@IHateYoutubeButStillUseIt]

he blinked more than twice in the video, we have to save him

[@sodaPOP_1986]

5:28 These kids are just every queer friend group ever. Like I’m pretty sure I’ve met each of these people irl at least once in my life

[@radical7628]

I think if they went a bit more on the self-aware spectrum this movie would be an actual masterpiece, the awkward artstyle combined with the weird quips like "caca and weewizz" is so funny in an unintended way, but part of the fun is knowing that the staff team were thinking they are hollywood marvels

[@orangedoon1542]

"smells like pee pee and poo poo in here" genuinely made me laugh out loud that's the funniest thing

[@shelbynalepa7399]

Ugh same I let out the biggest howl, I need that 😩

[@swag_birb6706]

The way they said "it's gotta be Tony" and tony looks around like it WAS him

[@bunniiac]

it smells like caca and weewee

[@zyerkos]

seriously it smells like caca and wee wizz 🤨

[@thebreakfastmenu]

No seriously why's it smell like caca and wee wizz?

[@letterborneVods]

I love how this whole movie looks like a test render.

[@codyshamback1982]

they forgot the lighting bruh

[@pisscvre69]

"so again it'll look much better when its fully rend" "no its perfect" ".. i wha" "render it all like this this is how it will look on the big screen"

[@ashanddoodles13]

it's like old veggie tales

[@Emmaem111]

I don’t know why but this whole movie reminds me of monster house 💀

[@MrSkerpentine]

It’s like they made an entire film out of the FMV cutscenes of Twisted Metal 3

[@OGMudbum]

My dad found at a Big Lots this for my kid-ass to watch when I was 10. I didn't even skateboard. At all. But, dude, i watched this movie for YEARS, man. I really enjoyed this goofy film non-stop. Glad you're covering this film.

[@loafy69]

Same, except I have no idea where my parents got it. I always thought skateboarding was sick when I was little, still do now. This plus the games and all the shows that involved skating personalities in the early 2000s were awesome.

[@kamarae.2444]

The funniest part of this is how he casually mentions the Penny farthing and swiftly moves on. I SCREAMED for SO LONG

[@aslinn346]

Hi Kurtis, I'm pretty sure the creepy Ringleader man says, "People like their human cannonballs with skin". This refers to a common sideshow attraction that used to be a "human cannonball", when a guy was put in a funny-looking canon and shot at a net or something. I believe the point of this scene was to highlight that most of the spectators at a circus would be put off by a man with no skin being shot out of a funny canon. I hope this helps!

[@katie5097]

this makes so much sense. i thought he said “people like their human cannibals with skin” and was so confused as to why he’d specify “human” cannibals… i also can’t help but wonder why either one would be without skin??? like did i miss the context???? lmao

[@fisherman-di5gz]

@@katie5097 i heard that too and was so scared trying to connect cannibals with this film

[@CreativeC13]

I heard the same thing but with kids instead of people

[@psinusaa3790]

To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation. Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life." True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord." Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands." This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

[@Roxanne13579]

I think the first word is 'kids' but other than that, this makes sense yeah

[@cheeseball94]

i feel like kurtis looked up to every guy in the 2000’s who wore a t-shirt over a long sleeved shirt and could do something mildly interesting

[@Downgrenade]

I did too

[@chipwhich]

literally me

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

As one should (I would know nothing about this I was born in the early 2000s 😭)

[@h3corptempbutevadinganass]

We all did 😡😡 ya zoomer

[@h3corptempbutevadinganass]

Sorry, I'll cool my jets, man!😅

[@andrescurrea5768]

7:36 I think the dialogue is "People like their human cannibals with skin"

[@daveslamjam]

cannonballs, but close

[@dancesmokesmile344]

6:33 I should’ve learned from him. I started skating after Tony Hawk underground came out, but like 9 years ago, I had the most stupid accident when trying to make the bus. I was going downhill, and some lady came out in front of me super fast, so to avoid crashing into her I crashed into a rock instead, and hit my head on another rock. I separated the nerve you need to balance in one of my knees, and haven’t been able to skate since that

[@williamdixon-gk2sk]

That's how it goes, my worst skating injury, bending my elbow °70 in the wrong direction, just cruising around a pool. Watch the clip of Chad Muskas career ending injury, he doesn't even fall, just lands funny. One of the best skaters ever done in by a weird spinal issue. Hope your walking okay at least!

[@emma7567]

Tony Hawk is like the Tony Hawk of skateboarding

[@junebuggy1]

hey wait a minute

[@Cheesling]

Birds can skateboard?

[@notyoutube2599]

huh

[@big_sea]

yes

[@thebroboards]

Tony hawk is like the older nyjah and also the vert nyjah becuause nyjah is a street skater

[@jotarodidyoubustthisnut]

I think it’s admirable that tony hawk, as the most famous skateboarding role model, is always wearing full safety gear . a lot of people don’t wear them for stupid reasons and get themselves seriously injured .

[@deereye87]

Your username and pfp is 👌

[@dboyedoe]

But I don't wanna look like a dweeb 😎😈🛹

[@jotarodidyoubustthisnut]

@@dboyedoe instead you look like an pathetic idiot sheeple who is unwilling to stand against even the most insignificant societal norm, even when their life is at risk . I saw a kid die a couple years back from falling and hitting his head with no helmet, he really looked cool being carted away on a stretcher and then appearing on the news with his parents sobbing and begging other people not to repeat his mistake . I don’t get what’s cool about being so afraid about what other people think about you that you can’t rebel in even the slightest way and are instead willing to sacrifice your life to appease the other idiots .

[@quigglesmcgiggles]

​@@dboyedoeonly dweebs and nerds don't have shattered bones and brain trauma 😎😎😎🛹🛹🛹

[@CodeineAbdulJabbar]

@@quigglesmcgigglesthat’s just skate culture. Kids and nerds wear pads. Vert skaters are an exception because they’re flying 20 feet in the air. You will never catch any self respecting street skater wearing pads.

[@bradstorch786]

I am almost 100% sure that the change in Switch Mitch’s voice is due to inexperience on the part of the actor. Some of the actor’s unions say that recording sessions for animated movies should be split into at least two sessions on two different days, to prevent actors from over-using their voices. One of the most common comments that professional voice actors make is that consistency between sessions is key. I’m almost sure that the change in voices shows where they stopped one session and took off for the next session, and the actor just couldn’t quite remember what the first session sounded like.

[@ryyanjj]

5:52 THE WEASEL MOAN 😭😭

[@sergeantstinker]

Kurtis breaking the illusion of his own sketch by acknowledging that all the characters are identical is my new favorite thing

[@blending_in]

And my favorite thing was 3:07

[@SaintShion]

Mine was the apology before the sketch. I literally thought "kurtis is really going to show an unrelated sketch huh..." than he said that and I died. 💀

[@MothBoi]

You don't get 1000 likes

[@sergeantstinker]

:(

[@bswift1991]

That's not breaking the fourth wall. Breaking the 4th wall is when someone in a scene addresses the audience directly either by speaking to the camera or a live audience.

[@denadawson2144]

Tony Hawk saying "you must be the freak of the week" makes me think this has happened more then once

[@DiMagnolia]

Every week it seems

[@allysonfunk2010]

no fr it makes me concerned

[@LeoBladini]

Miles Morales to the Spot be like

[@Itwasaboutpotatoes]

18:10 the way that man ran away is sending me 😆

[@lelabrownell880]

watching the skit where Kurtis is acting as Tony Hawk in bed talking about his bean-bag-ballsacks is 10x’s more funny knowing Tony Hawk and his family members have watched this video

[@Scootakip]

I was always so jealous of Tony Hawk as a kid 😔 Not because he could skateboard, but because he was in his 30's

[@valkyriecatt]

Ahh to be a man in his 30’s that also skates

[@shiannafoxx]

@@punkinhoot I don't think they were being judgemental. They were literally just playing into the joke

[@psinusaa3790]

To those who are still seeking, still questioning, still not sure about their faith, here's an invitation. Understand that we, as humans, are limited. We often make mistakes, go astray, and lose our way. It's not about perfection; no one is. As it is stated in Romans 3:23, "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God." Recognize that actions alone won't bring ultimate salvation. It's not about counting good deeds against the bad. Ephesians 2:8-9 teaches, "For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast." Believe in the transformative power of love and forgiveness embodied in Jesus Christ. He laid down His life so we could find ours. The Bible states in John 3:16, "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life." True change and enlightenment come when we turn away from our old life and towards a new one - one guided by compassion, love, and humility. Acts 3:19 says, "Repent, then, and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped out, that times of refreshing may come from the Lord." Express your faith, not only in words but also in actions. Embrace love, kindness, and righteousness, just like how Jesus lived His life. As Romans 10:9 suggests, "If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Consider baptism, a symbolic gesture of your new journey, your decision to leave the old behind, and embark on a new life in Him. Matthew 28:19 encourages us, "Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." Lastly, remain steadfast. Consistency in following Jesus and His teachings is the key. As Jesus says in John 14:15, "If you love me, keep my commands." This is not a demand but a warm invitation. An invitation to explore, to understand, and to experience a love that transcends human comprehension. A love that saves, heals, and brings life.

[@whodis5444]

Lol being 30 isn't all its cracked up to be. I'm getting there and I hate it already.

[@millydollahjay]

ONG UELO

[@jacobi1564]

i want you to know I watched this movie when i was a young kid (I'm 18) and it was my first and ONLY encounter with tony hawk content in my life. no video games, no videos, i don't skate; only boom boom sabotage

[@sagelouisee]

only boom boom sabotage 😭

[@futuristic.handgun]

Haha!! How did you even come across it? 😂

[@Grinchillah]

Man, the old tony hawk games were THE BEST GAMES back in the day when ps2 and the original Xbox and 360 were the main consoles.

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@futuristic.handgunit was on Cartoon Network that’s how I saw it

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@Matt-cu8qkblockbuster, haven’t heard that name in years

[@user-er1nv8jt1f]

“Smells like Pee Pee and Poo Poo in here.” “It’s gotta be Tony.” “No, seriously, why does it smell like Caca and Wee Whiz in here?”

[@neocitynonsense9685]

7:40 "people like their human cannonballs with skin" despite my bad hearing I figured it out

[@alexm.2079]

i rewatched that clip like 5 times i cant believe someone wrote that in the script and thought it was perfect: "smells like pee-pee and poo-poo in here" "its gotta be tony" "no seriously, why does it smell like caca and wee-whiz in here?" AND TONY LOOKS GUILTY TOO 😭😭😭

[@SantaFishes101]

well it's easy to smell like shit when you're a sk8erboi

[@SantaFishes101]

not that I don't have a base level of respect for tony hawk from growing up in the 00's lol

[@tinytina5864]

No listen, I was legitimately on the floor

[@burymeinjhenny918]

His eyes darting around KILLED ME

[@saoirse9844]

17:04

[@alixgold]

I’m sure the reason Tony Hawk is always in safety gear is to encourage kids to also wear it because someone famous like him still wears safety gear

[@Shirumoon]

Also why would you risk the integrity of your elbow, knee or other joints? Especially if sports is your job. It feels so 2000s to make fun of safety gear.

[@Lady.Fritzx]

This is pretty much my thoughts as well. He’s how I convinced my daughter to use her skate safety gear.

[@Jillmatic13]

Noooooo shit huh

[@aldranzam3456]

@@Shirumoon true. I used to go to parkour classes and it only took one tibia hit for me to rush to buy protective socks (a large strip of skin almost completely detached but because it was 'almost' I could still feel the pain in it which was super weird). I bet Hawk hurt himself too much while wearing safety gear to even consider skating without. Wear safety gear, and always stretch before sports. Or you'll learn the hard way.

[@oskarsodergren7033]

that, and when he's doing commercials it helps ppl recognize him better. otherwise as twitter has shown, he kinda just looks like some guy

[@firstnamenicole]

20:17 reminds me of Chris on Degrassi saying “Awww yeah, C Dawg in the house” or whatever the fuck he says lmfaoooo

[@L3V1ATH4N]

I felt like i was being held at gunpoint watching the clips of the movie and it was only seconds, I can't imagine the pain you went through to bring us this.

[@Xemychan]

So glad they made this movie actually, the "Tony Hawk face down on the floor like he's dead" really convey the emotion for when you're so fucking tired about something, adding it to my reaction image folder immediately

[@JazzyJazz9119]

i have a reaction image folder too!

[@winterwitch8914]

Frrrr

[@eros1702]

The monkey scene was genuinely insane I have never seen someone be so violent towards a group of monkeys

[@morganmatthews2222]

You need to Google the Tulsa race massacre

[@TheTownHeifer]

@@morganmatthews2222Foul. Jail for a thousand years

[@patrickd.397]

@morganmatthews22221 bruh

[@maddyivy]

havent seen that since 1760

[@KS-vf3ru]

@@morganmatthews2222disgusting 🤢 do not speak.

[@sapphiccc]

The glue trap joke is so fucking crazy It fr gets me everything time

[@princekyle4132]

Shortly after this video was uploaded, I found a DVD for this movie at a thrift store 😭

[@mordrens]

as someone who doesn’t know skateboarding, i appreciate kurtis telling me his jokes are funny

[@ddjsoyenby]

they're more than funny they're radical.

[@dogbog99]

Let’s not rip Tony Hawk got putting on protective equipment. He’s sensible and a good role model for people to look out for there safety while doing such a risky/dangerous extreme sport.

[@FleuryKaprizovFan_]

I mean, I play ice hockey. I HAVE to wear my padding and helmet/mask as a goalie because I would likely be dead

[@ddjsoyenby]

agreed even on flatground you can still have an accident he's just making sure he doesn't get injured.

[@mostlyeva]

one of my worst injuries was from flatground skating 😭 im still recovering

[@FleuryKaprizovFan_]

@@mostlyeva Oof. I near snapped my wrist before I took a break

[@rayanma7791]

Ouch

[@leobaca720]

I'm over here realizing he used the Goblin "music" 😂 Beautiful 23:27

[@Gingerninja137]

the cut to the glue trap joke kills me every time man

[@goobermcnoober8140]

I once heard some describe Tony Hawk as the world’s oldest teenager and honestly that is very accurate

[@obissen21]

LMAO very

[@Raicheru13]

I love that he seems to not give a hoot about it either. Major respect for someone who's comfortable being who they are. Age is mostly just a number.

[@BeeTeaBoi]

Honestly, a movie about Skateboarders with a camera that can capture events before they happen sounds like another Tony Hawk film they could spend 900 dollars on making

[@charpool169]

Lol I can see it now, "you have to try this trick, the camera showed you doing it"

[@oskarsodergren7033]

its the plot of a twilight zone episode too

[@FrenkTheJoy]

The skateboarding specifically being part of it makes a Goosebumps plot.

[@daveslamjam]

ain't this a goosebumps book

[@Page153]

5:35 How did they get the guy who plays Clank in Ratchet and Clank in this? That’s hilarious, but kinda cool at the same time.

[@blakegriplingph]

Mainframe also produced a _Rachet & Clank_ movie iirc.

[@xabbitz6148]

DAWG I REMEMBER THIS HAVING A PREVIEW IN THE DRAGON BALL Z MOVIE WRATH OF THE DRAGON

[@hagjang634]

a bad movie video from kurt was what this summer was missing

[@big_sea]

yes

[@disappointed2764]

8:14 “People like their human cannonballs with skin” I believe he is referring to the daredevils who are often shot out of cannons at the circus. Specifically how an audience prefers them with their bodies intact. Hope this helps!

[@SantaFishes101]

not all audiences ... ;0; not me tho hahahaha I also like skin on people

[@dominique_joly]

The skin *is* tasty though...

[@immagonnawin]

YES

[@funkytime69]

​@@dominique_jolyI beg your pardon

[@tyegordon]

Omg thank you

[@danielludwig647]

I remember a baffling, long, non-skippable ad for this movie being the pre-menu trailer on an anime box set I once owned. Usually, the only ads there were for other anime. I don’t know what distribution deal forced Funimation to advertise Boom Boom Sabotage on my Yu Yu Hakusho DVDs, but that’s the only reason i knew this movie even existed.

[@soltandvinegar]

I like how the camera sketch implies that everyone within Kurtis' sketches actually are identical

[@angelinaunsaved549]

Everyday you learn something new about the Kurtis canon

[@goofymao1261]

It's the Kurtisverse

[@Random-sk6hm]

Kurtis Cinematic Universe (KCU)

[@sienaberry464]

A Drew, Jarvis, AND Kurtis video?? What did we do to deserve this?

[@ShaniaT.]

And a Penguinz0 video

[@emilysmith4966]

​@ShaniaTaki we get a penguinz video everyday, he keeps us fed 😌

[@Mossfaerie]

Peepee, poopoo, caca AND wee-whiz??

[@elle7503]

​@@Mossfaerieno

[@blastoffanimations]

and a new danny video if you count his deleted video

[@TheChair-516]

13:36 Actually, there’s a Twilight Zone episode about that premise. These robbers steal a camera that takes pictures of something, but it shows what’s about to happen. Literally what we just saw, but a black and white photo instead

[@fatdogyoutube]

At 15:32 I was like ‘NOOOO’ because I didn’t want it to end

[@priboltao]

I don`t understand how kurtis keep finding the most cursed animations any human could ever conceptualize. I think this is exaclty what my nightmares look like when I take too much cold medicine.

[@jordankeller4253]

I have a feeling this was produced at least partially within Canada because this used to air now and then on one of our kids' channels back in the 2000s. I distinctly remember seeing promos for it and thinking it looked like absolute trash and wanting nothing to do with it.

[@blakefieri3447]

Mang i gave him this dvd at a live show cuz it was too cursed to keep in my own home

[@sethmachetedemeter]

Whenever Kurtis uploads a new vid, I float through the air to my phone, like when a cartoon character smells a freshly baked pie.

[@roxame]

more like a KING smelling a fresh and juicy piece of goat cheese

[@trishlakadam2459]

me too pls help. i havent stopped floating ols help im at like 200 feet high

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

I hope Kurtis doesn't upload on the day I get married! I would fly away right when I was about to kiss the bride sigh

[@markipliertrash1562]

Same

[@Vulioll]

Awoooga

[@Clownkhitty]

9:42 tearsssss

[@OmegaSpark01]

I actually really respect Tony Hawk for always wearing safety gear whenever he’s on a skateboard. He knows he inspired kids and he wants them to know how important safety gear is

[@MightyManotaur22]

all jokes aside, the animations while they're skateboarding are actually pretty fluid and accurate. I imagine that's where most of the passion went in creating this.

[@menderbug1]

And the most money, which he mentions in the video

[@jamesrussell2936]

lets be fair, it's called "Tony Hawk" and it's about skateboarding, and they delievered skateboarding tony hawk. What else do you want?

[@angrybidoof847]

I think they're motion captured or rotoscoped

[@sweki5983]

Did you guys like.... Not watch the whole video? He definitely mentioned the motion capturing and the budget🗿

[@angrybidoof847]

@@sweki5983 I hadn't when I commented, I knew it before hand but wasn't sure if I remembered right?

[@Nitrolord]

Goosebumps actually had not one, but *two* books (one of which was adapted into an episode of the Goosebumps television show) about a camera that could see into the future! One was called Say Cheese and Die and its sequel was called Say Cheese and Die Again. R.L. Stine was truly a genius at naming things

[@bloop6111]

I wish more movies put “again” in the title instead of “2”. And then for each sequential movie they have to find another way to say “again”.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

This almost makes me want to go back and read all of my favorite Goosebumps books lol. It was about 14 years ago, but I distinctly remember the part in the book where the kid saw a picture of his foot with a rusty nail all the way through it. I can see images in my head really well, so the picture I imagined burned itself into my memory, and I can still imagine it all this time later. It wasn't scary to me or anything, I was just like "lol that's wild" and never forgot about it lol.

[@atrapforfools]

yes! i knew the concept sounded familiar but i couldnt remember what book it was from

[@ThatGirlNamedAngel]

Lol i was just about to comment this. I thought kurtis would be familiar with the show since it's Canadian

[@plolakopa9136]

What the hell nitro?

[@jeremiahperko6071]

I was rewatching this video and the part at 12:50 reminded me that there was an episode of The Twilight Zone where they had a camera that could take photos of the future, it's called "A Most Unusual Camera" n I remember really enjoying it (like all of the show)

[@tackontitan]

6:30 I think he's trying to promote safety to the kids that look up to him. Kinda wholesome

[@Alyxovert]

That camera sketch provoked more emotion from me than the entire movie did

[@crm7n]

i have the faintest memories of the same concept being a goosebumps episode but i much prefer this

[@blacksabbitha]

@@crm7ni think it might’ve been the twilight zone.

[@Alyxovert]

@@crm7n jeez that show was my entire childhood. think it was say cheese and die or something like that i can’t remember

[@tessastephens4872]

@@crm7nI WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS I WAS GONNA COMMENT ABOUT THE GOOSEBUMPS EPISODE

[@crm7n]

@@blacksabbitha there was also a twilight zone episode, yes! it was called "a most unusual camera" :p

[@myhousehaswheels]

This movie got me into skating. 100% true story. Been skateboarding ever since. I grew up in the Midwest, I thought you could only skate in California on big vert ramps. This sick cartoon made my 9 yo brain realize you could skate in the Midwest on flat ground. Thank you Tony Hawk Boom Boom Sabotage.

[@dlaBerAuoY]

a true hero thank you boom boom sabotage

[@Phantom-ina-Phantom]

Were you stupid or something.. it took this to make you have a big brain moment to figure that out 😂😂

[@fellowhuman7085]

You know Tony is in the comments, right?

[@sethreign8103]

here i am feeling unimpressed for doing all that before kindergarten in the early 90's different times now i guess 🤷‍♂

[@LDAR]

​@@sethreign8103 Wow that's so cool dude tell us more about how you effortlessly did that at 1 month old

[@MARIMOsSTARS]

7:30 he says “people like their human cannon balls with skin” lmfao

[@madsstokes]

The entire joke of that sketch being that its three Kurtises is great.

[@Knuckleb0ne]

“People like their human cannonballs with SKIN” is at least more of a sentence than what Kurtis heard

[@EvanACMedia]

I think that’s EXACTLY right.

[@anodosarcade7355]

This raises more questions

[@littlepoodle316]

I thought he said “please provide the human Canibals with skin”

[@genyakozlov1316]

Honestly this movie is too unhinged to be called bad, or good for that matter. All I know is we need more movies like this. The sheer insanity is exhilarating.

[@AmyAberrant]

It’s like goat story lol

[@GwynC]

Hoodwinked is one of those movies

[@NEEDbacon]

Just one of those movies you gotta turn your brain off for. But as like a Trauma Response.

[@Blaza303]

10:01 i guess you could say he's off his trucks "laughtrack"

[@JustSomeDinosaurPerson]

You missed the best line: "You're dead to me, Larry"

[@shark_bee]

THE BARBIE “BALLS” WILL NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH THAT WAS SO UNEXPECTED LMAO 💀😭

[@yoshikiddoodoofart]

that was extremely expected tbh

[@melodyflanders6305]

fun fact: (i thought i recognized the voice when she said "i hope he's okay") the girl who voices kit also voices the blue mermaid in barbie mermaidia. so there's two barbie voice actors in this movie, a special treat 🎉

[@julesdragons]

that exact voice line made me do the exact same thing- she voices several different characters but yeah she's most known for being Nori and Mariposa

[@dliap98]

what a crossover

[@lizardpolitician]

i like how the future camera sketch is basically the plot of the goosebumps book, say cheese and die

[@oliviamayumi]

i mean. from what i understand tony hawk always using safety gear helped younger kids to not see them as "uncool". in the long run i'd be willing to bet that saved a good number of lives

[@kinodogoowotho]

My grandmother's favorite story, she constantly tells, is the one time she went to Hawaii for a vacation and Tony Hawk walked up to her on a beach asking her for a cigarette. He did not have a skateboard unfortunately, but now every time either cigarettes or Tony Hawk got brought up in conversation, so did that story.

[@rachelcookie321]

How’d she know it was tony hawk? Is your grandmother the only person who can recognise him?

[@kinodogoowotho]

@@rachelcookie321 It does sound like a weird twilight zone episode 🤣

[@Kairo_Banks]

SwitchMitch throwing the monkey into the stratosphere COMPACTED MY SOUL! 😭😭😭

[@officialblimp]

i fear “those are some mad beats, yo” will become ingrained in my daily vocabulary for the next week or so

[@jasminec_]

PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING WEIRD ANIMATED MOVIE VIDEOS THEY'RE TOP TIER

[@lunamercury_3113]

They’re my favorite fr

[@Jsjshshhdjd]

Fr they're so funny

[@aloenix]

FRRR does anyone have any more?? I recommend strange magic it’s so stupid

[@Random-sk6hm]

fr

[@nicolelugo6032]

Tony hawk glue trap is probably the funniest thing ive seen in a while. The way he lays down is so goofy

[@erlanddrow7950]

12:00 "If you're looking for trouble, you have found it." "Just try me you- ahhhgghhhh!"

[@lindseyc.2090]

kurtis I have had 7 drinks tonight and the SECOND you showed clips of the notebook i left the video and watched the notebook im so sorry. love you. i’ll like the video to compensate

[@tarahalliday9528]

the sketch at 14:34 is actually a real movie!! it's called "beyond the infinite two minutes" and its about a group of friends who figure out that one of their computer monitors shows two minutes into the future. it was filmed on an iphone and the entire movie is one take! it's super cool and awesome

[@skeleviisiion]

I was just thinking about this! It's such a fun movie, immediately remembered once the sketch started!

[@tia2237]

It's also technically the plot of a Goosebumps book/episode! Say cheese and die

[@littlepoodle316]

@@tia2237that was my first thought!!!

[@traumatizedfairy]

​@@tia2237😫

[@Chicky_Lumps]

​@@tia2237That book itself was inspired by the Twilight Zone episode with the same premise, I forgot the name.

[@mirabelarmstrong8518]

the Barbie “balls” sound bite will never fail to send me into an absolute crying fit

[@medea4751]

the reverb balls returns!!