Tony is NOT Gonna Like This

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[@cameraconspiracies]

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[@clonedmosquito]

Tony did not sue yet? You can become famous if he sues you. All his fans will become your subscribers

[@Fessoid]

Its looks like a pianoo stand in last shot

[@lvc394]

If Tony invite you over to his house to share a bottle of wine in his basement......... Don't go

[@kylinblue]

🗿🍷

[@amermeleitor]

Tony can make you blurry for the rest of your life

[@kylinblue]

@@amermeleitor “give toneh a camera, you stay blur for the photo. Give toneh a 🔫, you stay blur for the rest of your life”

[@dingdong5601]

This goes for Bill Cosby too.

[@pamo7261]

He can take away your zebra

[@panmaew]

Love the Tony shot. It rightfully blurs out everything but an eye and the full range of cat eye bokeh balls. It's like something for everyone.

[@georgedavall9449]

Too funny, right? 😂

[@chilledwalrus]

That’s an Illuminati shot. Everyone in SHOW business (cuz that’s what Tony is - a photographer? Pfffffffttt!). Every Illuminati knows the “one-eyed” shot is like the secret handshake, it lets the others know you’re into adrenochrome and torture! OMG, the demon!

[@chilledwalrus]

Your lamp in the background is pointing in all sorts of directions. What’s going on?

[@georgedavall9449]

@@chilledwalrus Your hair is pointing in all sorts of directions, and your tongue is sticking out, so what’s going on? 😯😂

[@chilledwalrus]

@@georgedavall9449 What do you expect from a walrus?

[@TheEbenflow]

I was thinking who's Tony? Then I said TONEH and all things started to make sense lmao

[@Very_negative]

All things started to blur you mean.

[@tuomasholo]

After watching this video and looking at my portfolio I’ve thrown away my cameras and have taken up knitting. Thanks Toneh.

[@letni9506]

Can't believe how only being able to see one of Tony's eyes due to too much toneh creased me up 😂

[@alphatoinfinity777]

The Tony part cracked me up soooo much 😂😂😂.

[@AprilClayton]

Camera Conspiracies is living in Tony’s head rent-free. When he made a video trying to debunk 3D pop, that’s when I knew.

[@christianholmstedt8770]

What video was that? Clue me in. I need to go watch it.

[@STARGATE9]

me too!

[@AprilClayton]

@@christianholmstedt8770 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGqqkomif5d-oqcsi=qc_DZO_41A01nvzp Last segment.

[@AprilClayton]

@@christianholmstedt8770 29 min mark

[@trym2121]

Hook me up too, brathaa!!

[@BobAsbury]

The toneh balls photo is one for the ages.

[@RichardHallas]

“When I was there” for each shot… 😂

[@markb1840]

A piano couch

[@TomOhle1]

Have not laughed so much in ages. I properly coughed up my coffee at the photo of Tony at Toneh 0.6 on the Zeiss 91mm. Thank you!

[@number1chiefROKKA]

Anytime Toneh is a topic I pull up. The fact that I know he creatively hates you, and you know it, makes his inclusion (or his eye in this case) in your vids all the more hilarious. Continue doing the Lords work good sir. 😂

[@NuclearWarHistory]

I very much enjoy the smile you are barely holding back as you find yourself funny. I do the same thing 😂

[@GemmatheCat]

This is such a great format. Absolutely keep doing this. Relentless unapologetic critique is a rare gem.

[@bensonarizona7820]

The explanation for Tony's bokeh obsession is the best thing ever! Thank you for making me laugh on a sunday night!

[@ZippyDChimp-mr1tf]

You have amazing talent as a portrait photographer. That image of Tony Northrup is the work of a master! Francesco Scavullo is shaking in his grave.

[@joshnlevinson]

I just discovered your channel a couple of days ago, and you’re my new favourite KZbinr. You’re seriously one of the funniest out there, and BY FAR the most entertaining photography / videography KZbinr.

[@pauls3075]

From this video I learned: Firemen are not trained to fight Bigfoot, hardly any professions are...

[@PhilipBallGarry]

The chances of being killed by a grainy, stuffed tadpole alligator are small - but never zero

[@Autotrope]

What if bigfoot sightings are undiscovered extant members of the species Gigantopithecus. It all fits, it's a giant great ape that is related to the chimpanzee and we are only just recently learning about it

[@WatchMysh]

Tobias shot is pure visual poetry. A perfect hommage to the overall humorous deepness of this whole channel. A work of art. I can die peacefully now. I've seen it all.

[@JoseVazquez-gr7gj]

This is going to one of my favorite things to watch! It’s pure roast comedy!

[@NeilRedfern]

The Toneh part had me in tears laughing 😂

[@cb2000a]

You sir are the "Iron Chef" of photography.

[@davidfarr3591]

I think that couch might have been a piano. Hilarious video!

[@MookieMc]

I learned something new: The only thing Tony and I have in common is our love of sandwiches. Alas, it's not enough for me to subscribe to his channel nor take his advice. Thank you Camera Conspiracy dude for having a sense of humor and for at least trying to bring Tony and I together as friends. Long live sandwiches.

[@PavltheRobot]

Lmao

[@borisbritva1665]

The underdeveloped crocodile got me

[@PhilipBallGarry]

Me too. Too quick into the stop bath I reckon 👍

[@gamebuster800]

omg more Tony roasts? You're really doubling down on this lol

[@frankkorzeniewski300]

the heat was so intense on that couch that it burned into the shape of a piano.

[@frankkorzeniewski300]

this is how you do a funny comment as opposed to those dull posts that just point out the obvious.

[@frankkorzeniewski300]

i am sorry for commenting on my own comment. recurse.

[@thissidetowardscreen4553]

I have never learned so much and laughed so hard at the same time. Thanks Kasey! This is one of the best channels and best series on KZbin. Tony in his Toneh state should be bowing down before you and thanking you for making him more of a celebrity! Quality critique!

[@sjsent4553]

I almost choked at "you arthritic hip pain piece of 💩" 😂😂😂😂

[@Reportageandart]

lol nearly pissed myself

[@akeem11h]

Zeis 91mm Tony .6 just the retina! stop it down to .5 😂😂😂

[@hughesy606]

I think that couch is a piano!

[@80211Denver]

He was there, he knows what it was

[@MidlifeSynthesist]

This might be the greatest photography youtube video ever made😂

[@ksa8483]

This is my favorite YT series, hilarious!

[@TrapPhoneLoveMelodiesss]

The Toneh part, where he was being chased home and didn’t want to see anything behind him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ratgirl13]

Tony should be happy that you’re making fun of him-keeps him relevant-we need a Toneh t-shirt-with his face on it like on the video. 😂

[@noisefekt]

Tony would be the only person in the world who would even want a toneh .6 lens 🤣

[@cameraconspiracies]

I want it lol.

[@kapilesh14]

I rarely laugh but today you made me laugh hysterically. A big 👍

[@joepera9218]

😂Tones one eye in focus is so funny.

[@lvc394]

I think he is burning a piano

[@PhilipBallGarry]

I've burned seven couches now, attempting to see the rods, finials wires and cripple hammers inside - but every time there's only springs 😔

[@winddealer1]

I learned nothing. Thats why I love your content. More...please.

[@pslaathaug]

Well done sir, Well done, FYI it was canon R3 with the 24-105 at T 2.8, 105mm iso 1600.... still learning forgive me. Yes the cats eyes are really there on the edges of that lens.

[@herbertabeck]

LOLOLOL! Artritic hip pain! I feel personally attacked!!! I love this channel!

[@ultimatepu5h]

Oh the composition, the colours, the noise 😂😂

[@MB-vs5di]

this one absolutely killed me particularly the croc piece 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lekmusic]

Thanks… don’t know how long you’ve been critiquing photos, but it is a refreshing change. Hadn’t watched in awhile, this was good.

[@leewinter28]

The comedic value of this channel should at the very least get an award of some sort.

[@IvoTichelaar]

That Toneh origin story is epic. And there is genuine love where that came from. Come on, Tony, embrace the toneh!

[@jamesm9560]

Tony's channel is like what a mega rich telecom CEO would do to be semi retired.

[@hitmakerstudio6405]

😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing! This video is too funny... This Man humor is hilarious as hell 😂 My belly hurts 🤣

[@amermeleitor]

Tony have the power of making you blurry for the rest of your life. Be careful.

[@rileyphotos]

Oh, this is my guilty pleasure - I love this channel. If I send you a stamped addressed envelope can I have your accent please? Would that make me sound as cool as you? Maybe if I get rid of the couch and sit on my piano, and promise to eat vegetables. Seriously, this is THE best photography channel out there. I thought I was pretty sarcastic but Casey takes it to new levels, you are the sarcasm guru of the age. Love this channel 😊

[@emuhanna]

The Eye of Toneh lol

[@iteachtime]

Another phenomenal and funny video. Thanks Camera Conspiracies.

[@MusclesAVS]

Why did I enjoy this so much? This dude is hilarious! He says what most photographers just think. I loved it man, keep it up! subscribed.

[@BackusCreativeImaging]

You should have blurred out Tony's eyeball too. It's what he'd want, you'll spawn a new level of portrait photography where the toneh smooths the face and you have to use your imagination forcing you to think how the subject might actually look like when in focus. Then lens reviewers like Tony don't have to just talk about the toneh in the background but as part of how it renders the face too. You're onto something here lol.

[@Francescofilmmaker]

You are the biggest self proclaimed, non hidden troll. Amazing 🤩

[@NeonShores]

One time i used a piano for a couch. It was an uncomfortable but sound decision.

[@chrisguli2865]

The last one is part of a PSA commercial shoot - Only YOU can prevent forest fires! - Smokey the Bear.

[@LM42]

Hello from North Wales, uk, you have one of the best KZbins 😊 funny and informative

[@SilentTrip]

Photo 4 is a pure masterpiece, so many questions and no answers at all

[@pumpkinhousephotography]

This is my new favourite video of all time.

[@e.h.5849]

This is the first time I heard someone refer to Tiktaliik as alligator, hahahaha. Anyway, I really love your compassionate approach when reviewing the photos, unlike Tony and Chelsea, who take the other route - completely dismantling and destroying the poor unfortunates who dared to send the photos to them fro review! You have a big heart, my friend!

[@rustyshackelford87]

"take the shot ok, i need a blurry background, i need this" bro i was dying. i had to pause the video. itd be hilarious if you made a jared polin shirt that said i shoot toneh and it had this picture of him.

[@imaflymydroneatit]

Tadpoll gator had me rolling

[@christopherhodges3881]

You gotta do a video where you look back at your old videos. Your voice has changed so much!

[@Wildridefilms]

He's just using better mics and has become better at audio processing

[@guyjordan8201]

Even though he looks 12, he is no longer 12

[@JesusLopez-un6mw]

@@guyjordan8201He looks like 12 because he acts like 12. I do too so I understand him.

[@hobbesz9199]

I was definitely to sober for this video. I need to be more like that last guy, 15 beers in and just getting started.

[@51Drones]

Hear me out . . . New channel for you - make every single video about Tony. It would 🚀! Your welcome! 😁

[@el0blaino]

That eye detect nailing it on Tonne!

[@nicksavage4763]

With So Many Channels to Choose I may check out all My Main 3 is Camera Conspiracies Markus Pix and Tony & Chelsea… For Consistent Content and ideas. Each have a lot to offer from Dry to Comic Relief 😹 Keep ‘em Coming The Colaberations Were Really Fun 🎉

[@timothylabrecque8589]

Man that tony skit was a fine piece

[@chrisguli2865]

The one with the bokeh balls is downright creepy. A picture is worth a thousand experiences.

[@360MIX]

Finally someone took a picture of tony with the proper lens....5:38 I'll bet he loves this pic!!! (new thumbnail!!)

[@mattslaboratory5996]

A video sandwiched by fire, as it turned out. Kasey's getting darn sophisticated.

[@lrmbvv]

haha, I thought you were going to say the light stream Big Bend shot was great, and you kicked it in the face, hilarious

[@lmenzol]

The museum photo was hilarious 😂

[@MindfullyBased]

A couch!? A couch?! A couch, Kasey?! Jesus heckin' Mary and Joe Jonas, that's a stand up piano.

[@markmcbride4494]

Toneh is the gift that keeps on giving!

[@Government_Username]

"Toneh Toneh Toneh has done it again"

[@gasbike100mpg]

I recommend a 55gal drum of Dulcolax.

[@matthewhartman7176]

And we all know when Tobias was taking the shot at the exhibit the thought, "Oh, I'm totally nailing this, can't wait to share it with the world" occurred. THIS is how arteritis begins.

[@thecleverpeasant3006]

This series is very creative. I dig it!

[@evenhandedcommentor6102]

What a great photo of Tony Northrup! Particularly the Toneh balls. I want to take shots like that. Where do I get a copy of the Zeiss tony-point-six lens?

[@JJ-zu8jm]

Omg that eye is burned into my retinaz 🤣

[@360MIX]

7:05 I lost it when you said this!!! (hahahahah) We need more of this!!!

[@GeneFever]

5:02 The Immaculate Toneh Funny stuff, thanks for the laughs this morning.

[@ennioswaggart5025]

I believe the first photo and last photo are of the same fire from different perspectives; maybe conceptual photographers at work, 5 stars.

[@Austinite333]

We all suck. When the stars align we land a gem then return home to Suckville.

[@holsteincowboy]

This Toronto guy is a genius !

[@mayermiklos]

The Toneh part cracked me up! :)))

[@jackoz6818]

The pic of Tony is so funny 😂😂😂😂

[@FocusedwithGK]

LOVE YOUR COMEDY! I'll have to send you a recent image. :)

[@georgedavall9449]

LMAO @ “Potato Couch freak”. 🤣

[@AZisk]

that thumbnail!

[@carolingrimaldi]

6:21 take that shot at .6 - do not stop down to .5 🤣🤣🤣

[@goldfries]

I don't know how you can speak all of that with a straight face, I would've laughed myself silly!

[@williampetry]

Here in West Virginia, we burn a couch after every WVU home win! #LetsGoMountaineers

[@Dancing_Alone_wRentals]

rightfully so.

[@Mike-vd2qt]

The sofa burning is probably after a University of Kentucky basketball game. Go Blue!

[@bkellyphotography1030]

I honestly love your channel and dig your sense of humor my friend LOL

[@JoeSzilagy]

At 1:46: apparently the giant old man had to set some buildings on fire in order to get the barbeque going. An absolutely outrageous abuse of power, just because of his size! At 8:44, an old piano, me thinks.