Took my Uber Driver on a Date (ft. AndreasChoice)

Shooting my shot with my Uber.
✖️Stalk Andrea
/ andreaschoice
/ andreaschoice
✖️Stalk me
/ swoozie
/ swooz1e
SNAPCHAT: swoozie_snaps
Outro music:
www.pond5.com/stock-music/814...

[@xMisty16]

Foreal though shout out to that girl for having a stranger's back 👑👏❤️

[@mindyours752]

So true. Swoozie like, "I'm taking you home. Screw if you got alcohol poisoning. I'm making you a fort in my bathroom. Always wanted to see an Asian girl in a fort". Lol

[@josephikrakowski334]

Yeah but she could of been a little nicer

[@Maria-qu9fb]

Autumn Potato Exactly what I would be thinking for like a week or more afterwards compulsively checking mugshots & everything😓

[@olivia_vermast]

MysteryVlogs true

[@Toyota4Life]

She only had her back because she was Asian and saw a black guy carrying her. She was low key being racist

[@schuuichiminamino]

Meanwhile... I'm here. With my dogs. They're cool. No kissing. No soft lips. But they look happy when they see me. That's enough for me. I guess.

[@roshanpalsingh8089]

schuuichiminamino you listen to K-pop that's why

[@CountRackula1600]

Oof^

[@Luvv4]

Aha

[@JJayKitsune]

Same

[@iiuniversalii2209]

schuuichiminamino relatable

[@mZStarCraft]

I lost it at the rubix cube.

[@jetshoo1174]

XD same

[@chiisuchi1102]

can we talk about how he literally threw her into the cart tho

[@kwek2798]

Rubik’s

[@dollarama5604]

Right

[@LesoTheGamerboy]

Rubix. R U B I *X*

[@zeusalmighty2392]

"She squeezed it" "Solve this rubik's cube if this boy is your friend" 😭😭😭😭😭

[@beasthaven1571]

I wouldn't be surprised if an Asian girl could do that

[@iroor]

mind you under 10 seconds

[@Tperm-Speedcuber]

Lol I can solve one it’s not that hard

[@gxllis1791]

@@Tperm-Speedcuber in 10 seconds

[@CarlosAndres-tq9sc]

Its impossible. Anyone who says they've solved a Rubik's Cube is lying

[@RetroDiaryDream]

“Hunty, huntyy. Wake up, hunty” that part killed me 😂

[@ellebourne5875]

💀😂😂

[@chowderismyboyfriend]

SAME. XD

[@cerritoaltavis1354]

💀 😂 same

[@kemioluwatayo2682]

💀😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@luiplayz8253]

Same

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

Quasimodo still had one of the greatest pair of lips of all time.

[@FordFocus-tc1rh]

Who doesn’t wanna kiss Quasimodo?

[@astrangeperson9305]

you right

[@babesviral4908]

PowahSlap oooooOOOohhHHHh you got pinned

[@evanlol05]

Why do I keep seeing you everywhere?

[@someasiankid6323]

PowahSlap ikr

[@lianah7837]

Seriously carrying around a passed out girl in a cart is sketchy af

[@sp00ky5]

2:35 ik she blurred, but she kinda CUUUTE THOOO.

[@devandevan1403]

Dat ass

[@aquaticbite7575]

@@devandevan1403 pervert

[@Ceas3]

aquatic bite stfu

[@youggieski7229]

aquatic yea stfu

[@yureii381]

Short Clips fax

[@reasonablecheff7876]

Swoozie: "Last 2 months I havent been talking about girls." 1:56 :"crush on my teacher."

[@noahjones8148]

F

[@theartisthasarrived]

F

[@TJ-eu1sn]

4 months ago bruh

[@uohgdhgu_3023]

U edit that why tho

[@wonderstruckaj]

Yup

[@tpindell3]

Bruh, you the only youtuber that can get AndreasChoice out of the house, Respect.

[@e3clipse657]

OMG TPIN HIIIIII

[@jinchuriki7022]

Tpindell oooooo

[@rashadvq]

Tpindell woah

[@landonperdue8447]

Tpindell yo whassup daddy

[@koastal5181]

Knock them ankles

[@TrickorTriett]

LOLOL so are we just gonna ignore the fact that my mans wheeled a girl to his place in a cart and no one asked any questions?

[@mementobox]

Right? I was thinking why the girl suddenly let him go

[@ShokoFlow]

A 1/5 of the video is of a girl asking questions are you dumb

[@raestar7454]

*ShokoFlow* he means after that

[@mr.fabulousmegardev6256]

'Twas only a block away, and 'twas also late at night, if there were other people staring at him, he'd oh-so-certainly comment on that, but alas, we get the bitchy (but noble) girl.

[@AmaniToomer991]

Lol

[@ruthless0587]

did anyone notice how she called him daddy swoozie is there something you arent telling us

[@PearlGurl14]

I saw that too! Looks like hes keeping a few secrets from us lol

[@TheTyphy]

Yea I his make out sessions are a title more than make outs hmmmm

[@FlockEBK]

Chris B. Normal thing

[@Life_Basketball]

Fax

[@abiezerEscude]

“How many lies have I been told by the counsel!?”

[@IAmNotNicolex]

I’m freaking crying after “she squeezed it.”

[@Belle.kingsbury]

I love how that random girl got all worried about you being with the passed out chick but still let you take her home lmao

[@Redheadsmiles23]

Well he said "we brought her up" so she probably checked Swoozies digs and sussed him out before leaving. Regardless, she didn't have to stop but she did when she saw something suspicious, which, lets be honest, not enough people do.

[@RC-de3vy]

She squeezed her finger weren’t you paying attention?

[@parrisnia72]

Prolly cuz he black

[@crazygirlbeautiful1277]

She was worried because he is an African American male

[@lilbaby1807]

BelleBean cuzz he black

[@Cantoonsanimations]

*"NO CLICKBAIT"* I was dying!

[@thethe4643]

870 likes, no reply’s, wtf

[@EliB207]

@@thethe4643 in three years!

[@thethe4643]

@@EliB207 ik

[@dixiecronin7791]

Seriously, you and that random girl giving you a hard time are HEROES. Helping out a stranger like this is really kind!

[@noodle3899]

"Solve this Rubik's cube in under 10 seconds" lmao 😂

[@Sarowarrr]

"WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH THIS GIRL!" *Minutes later* Proceeds to wheel her up to the apartment..

[@lovelypacific]

Sarowar Ahmed she did squeeze her hand so

[@karissaholden7180]

!HUNTY HUNTY!😂Sometimes I forget swozzie voices the girls💀❤️Much love:)

[@kubby3558]

Karissa Holden u spelled swoozie wrong dumb fuck

[@silysister4815]

Kubby Chill sir you don’t have to be cursing and calling people names when they forgot one “o” in swoozie, okay?

[@s.manthha]

4 shots and my good sis passed out smhhh🤦🏾‍♀️

[@Jae_Amp]

"Squeeze my finger if he's your friend. She squeezed it."🤣🤣 "Solve this rubix cube in 10secs"😭

[@iluvtink19]

Jae_Amp_Jamp same 😂😂🤣🤣

[@azuldragon1338]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mX3Ul6GvgJWWo8k watch 3:48

[@FahmZ36]

Even more absurd when she actually says in Under 10 sec 😅😭

[@adhilmehmud8171]

trust me she literally might have solved the cube,afterall she was asian

[@popna2694]

Jae_Amp_Jamp IT’S FUCKING RUBIK’S

[@jayoodahdon5574]

"

[@MrJoMaMA93]

I was just about to check to see if anyone caught that I was just like 0-0

[@kevin15664]

Literally nothing hotter than a girl calling a guy daddy imo.

[@BeefWagon]

Ohohoho~

[@stayflyxx]

No, That's just freaking weird and a sign that the girl has some problems

[@JayInTheGreen]

Kevin Alexander phrasing seems a little off, but I see what you mean

[@GIRLonMW2]

“Kissed for like 2hrs” 😏🌝🌚🌝🌚

[@markwnongsiej6570]

Did you also notice the way she addressed him in the letter?

[@usernamenone5109]

@@markwnongsiej6570 yep😂

[@The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza]

Not anybody can get away with saying stuff like “I’ve always wondered what it’s like to kiss an Asian” without getting accused of being racist, no matter what color your skin is. Props to you, nothing here intended to make anybody feel offended. I’m not good at wording things sometimes

[@xreaper2451]

Also this video was 4 years ago💀

[@monauraldaredevil]

"LIPPPSSSSS!!!!"

[@twizypudding7437]

monauraldaredevil Who wants to color Quasimodo’s lips

[@blackmangothevii5430]

bruhCHOW

[@supportchannel7743]

He wanted to kiss it! Bomb!! Smozzz!..

[@brad2563]

LIPPPSSSSS LIPPPSSSSS

[@imranosman3714]

SHE CALLED U DADDY MY BOI IS BACK IN THE GAME

[@hiddenangelcake]

Imran Osman :T

[@comradejpeg]

She called him daddy... Jacksepticeye: "Satan Called Me Daddy...."

[@donluz1522]

I can promise you the ethnicity of any girl doesn't play a part in their kissing prowess

[@Mgaby1992]

“She had the softest...lips....ever...” my brain: *”LIPSSSSSS”* literally a second later: “LLIIIIIPPPSSSSSSSSSSSS”

[@allmightygir4865]

the cameo was on point!

[@kbscheme]

Gaby Mulet literally me 💀💀💀💀💀

[@Wardawg-]

Any OG Swoozie fan

[@LumpKing]

If I had a dollar for every girl that Swoozie made out with but didn’t date I’d already be a multi millionaire like jeez Swoozie 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

LumpKing me too

[@professionalsimp7956]

LumpKing that's funny but he is dating her right now

[@MyMessyMind]

Redenderpearl girl he said they're friends tho?

[@LumpKing]

Redenderpearl girl proof plz

[@marcelleeroy9313]

Receipts?

[@jatalieuwu3068]

0:13 deku when he finds out he has no quirk

[@fch3n3y]

I remember that 🥲🥲

[@SuperLoneStarBros]

4:57 bruh she called you daddy 😂

[@bdbdffbfbhd953]

UHHHHHHHH SWOOZIE

[@SuperLoneStarBros]

@@bdbdffbfbhd953 😂

[@izzy1221]

Look at our boi Swoozie go! *Diversifying.*

[@GoScience123]

his portfolio

[@annoyingsiblingspresent6024]

Lol 1k likes yet only 1 reply

[@Arrowflight]

Respect for that random girl, lookin out

[@BeefWagon]

kk holy shit, you read Tower of God?!

[@petergeramin7195]

kk You are my BROTHER

[@petergeramin7195]

Pastrus S You too are my BROTHER

[@petergeramin7195]

Pastrus S You too are my BROTHER

[@leog3151]

"the other part of me was like its about damn time and the other part of me was like ..."😂that junk got me dead

[@acee2406]

4:57 “

[@waynicliz]

He getting way more daughter's than we will ever have

[@notsaro]

To be fair, I'd also want to kiss a *a glazed pink donut*

[@PjPerez]

Now I want a glazed donut.

[@MrCalvinSu]

SARO SAROOO

[@purptk8030]

LMAO 😂😂😂

[@Cantoonsanimations]

That lady thought she got kidnapped lol

[@JameelValentine]

3:30 is my favorite part Hunty Hunty 🤣🤣

[@sadiedixon2243]

"Hunty,hunt, do you know this boy?"

[@penny4279]

“I don’t know if you’re emotionally recovered from our first date” 😂😂😂

[@andrick4757]

how is that funny?

[@FoxGoodmanYT]

"She squeezed it...." LMAOOOO

[@dontwatchthat869]

I died

[@Star-vh4cs]

Hajdkdofjjakx maàaaaaaaan

[@psychoooocat]

Fox Goodman YA NASTY 😂

[@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099]

Fox Goodman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@starsystem4949]

“Is you nervous or *nahhhh???*” Lmao.... this be me everyday in math... ☹️

[@WeLoveAnijahBrooklyn]

Pro Tip: Don’t watch Swoozie while you’re eating ... you might choke from laughing 💀💀💀

[@kuro4695]

"Solve this rubix cube.... *IN UNDER 10 SECONDS* IF THIS GUY IS YOUR FRIEND."

[@sandwich434]

OnFire599 the world record is 4.59 seconds

[@sleepup7931]

while drunk on tequila ;D

[@zigzoinks5493]

_She solved it..._

[@smizee1606]

Ummmmmm "RUBIX" Cube ITSSSSS RUBIK'S

[@xx-js1wu]

*She squeezed it*

[@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099]

Stopmotion Lyn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@gingerbreadman8110]

Miles still the old one LMAO

[@chileee5664]

Where are you going Ummm ..... Home

[@effecteyvee864]

Stopmotion Lyn Real good :3

[@FahmZ36]

Ghost Meno eerrm, No you’re not, who is this girl...

[@candyareli3]

I've been saying "however comma" since I started watching you years ago 😂

[@galaxywalker1829]

"i've all ways wondered how it feels to kiss an asian girl"

[@leonbelmont4028]

i've always* wondered how it feels like to kiss a girl...

[@TubboDaKittyCat]

/rBoneAppleTea

[@LeBeautiful]

sWooZie's the last person I know to pull this type of stunt but pretty much get away from it

[@Jobe-13]

LeBeautiful Ikr

[@saucebobcats8182]

LeBeautiful you are everywhere

[@josephorlando7108]

+ LeBeautiful I would have taken her to a potential friend of hers, so I would less sass from crazy stranger girls and, no puke in my bathroom, but that's just me.

[@TheViralEvolution]

Is your picture a pretty LeBron James

[@iiuniversalii2209]

LeBeautiful yupp

[@itszekira]

DADDY ? Ooooooppp also TELL HER TO DROP HER LIP CARE ROUTINE. I’m trying get some no line lips

[@zizi6538]

Ye

[@likedmyowncomment3547]

Lol

[@TheLatinaBabyGurl]

Zekira Francis Right! We need the hook up on the details of the lip care.

[@sydney6127]

Lip fillers. That’s how you don’t get the lines. Lol.

[@arelistica]

Following 🤣

[@pwetty4r4]

literally had a rubix cube in my hand at 3:41 and had to laugh out loud XD

[@andrewmurray1857]

1. please dont use XD or u will never get laid 2. somone like u prolly spams “LOL” everywhere so why did u right it 3. i dont understand about why u needed to edit this comment its garbage enough we dont need second thoughts 4. no one cares

[@pwetty4r4]

@@andrewmurray1857 Troll be gone! lol also, I am female and I assure you I have no trouble getting laid

[@simplyq4311]

oh okay get out yo feelz, don’t be a dick

[@andrewmurray1857]

Prometheus Games r/woooosh

[@andrewmurray1857]

pwetty4r4 r/woooosh

[@rpgreseller]

Gentleman. Honorable. Wholesome. These stories are the shit. Like if I ever have a little man, I want him to grow up watching Swoozie videos.

[@Cantoonsanimations]

"Glazed pink donut" lol😂🤣💀☠👻

[@kevinfortin8240]

Cantoons swoozie always comes up with the coolest/funniest/creative names ever

[@malariestaffordmustacchio2269]

Cantoons .k6huj

[@najahleyba3860]

"uhh she prolly ain't gonna make it" 😂

[@ncuschoolgirl]

Your stories are hilarious. They never get old.

[@kathievasquez]

Five Guys in da hood, at the end theres an asian girl , in 2017, *bowling* susipicousos

[@jennifera4805]

I DIED WHEN THAT RANDOM GIRL CALLED HER HAUNTY HAUNTY

[@salacious_modeus.]

*wake up hundi...* *do you know this boy; do you know him...*

[@kurosugu9242]

I diedddddddd

[@mangosaidno]

Props to that random landy though that stuck up for her, hence if it was a different scenario

[@Jessica-ub9oh]

Alana Rabinowitz true though, if we didn't know it's swoozie who has good intentions this could've been a totally different situation

[@Redheadsmiles23]

Yeah serious props. Like just imagine her perspective, no idea who either are, but she sees some guy carrying a passed out girl down the street. Instead of making up some excuse in her head to ignore it, she goes in to make sure everythings good.

[@norakate3003]

Very true

[@derangedbutfun]

Great story. And nice to hear people are still nice, looking out for other people (attitude or not).

[@txripzy4694]

Ur the funniest and BEST ANIMATOR EVEEEEEER

[@candiigurl7893]

*"Finally got to kiss an asian girl."* Welp, 2018 is off to a great start for Swoozie Quotes. Perhaps this'll be his tagline for the year?

[@strwbrybabyg245]

candiigurl7893 bitch nobody careers you asians like that keeping wishing lmfao

[@candiigurl7893]

strwbrybabyg245 "you asians"? Nigga, I'm black. Sit your loud-mouth butt down over there.

[@sam1286]

strwbrybabyg245 I no understand what u just said

[@iBeFloe]

"nobody careers you" Boi lmao

[@jasonburks6644]

Bout dang time other half gghggghgg

[@jessm8734]

Props to that blonde chick, she didn't know what kind of playa Swoozie was. Protect the sisterhood y'all.

[@deepSea__]

Ninja Girl She assumed he was doing something bad based on his look. Either she was sexist or racist or both.

[@BeefWagon]

dogs101o no, she wasn’t. It’s like the rule “don’t accept drinks unless it was poured.” Is it “sexist” to not accept it? Would it make you feel better if I said it went for both sides? The yellow-haired girl hasn’t meet these two, you gotta admit, it seems a bit strange for a guy to be carrying an unconscious girl. Think about it this way, if you saw a woman doing the same thing... well, one, women can’t really hold all that mass and based on the blurred video, the girl was pretty skinny. So it’s not like she can do harm BUT it should be seen both ways if that were case. Meaning, it’s bad in both directions. So if you saw something like that, guy or girl, it might seem bitchy but you might be helping someone. At least, that’s her mindset

[@jessm8734]

dogs101o Probably not at all, she just assumed that he had drugged her or got her drunk so she could have his way with her. Trust me, it happens. ☹️

[@deepSea__]

Ninja Girl I know it happens. But she assumed he was doing something bad. She is racist or sexist.

[@deepSea__]

Pastrus S First of all, I won't assume anything unless I have know they didn’t know eachother. Second off, not accepting a drink is far different from making an assumption about a black man. That woman was a racist sexist ignorant person

[@avagrace2183]

I love your vids i can not stop watching lol

[@taylor2915]

Oh my God. I am so happy you added Stephen. 😂

[@aymanac7143]

When sWooZie uploads a vid ‘bout another story with a girl you KNOW isa gonna be good

[@thecoolcowboy8815]

phan

[@MilfLvr420]

LIPS

[@laurnl]

WHO WANTS TO KISS THE ASIAN GIRLS LIPS

[@2cnz969]

ripLauren no who wants do draw quazimotos lips

[@oliviaforrest7842]

LIIIPPPPSSSS

[@GamingHero...]

*LIPS*

[@jenn4368]

*THE LLLLIIIIIPPPPSSSS THE LLLIIIPPPPSSS*

[@milliondollarcorporations.]

Lol A Cart SWooZie ? 😂 always funny stuff!

[@zlayne357]

I’ve only been subscribed for less than 24 hours and I actually get the “LIPS!!!” reference. I’m dead...😂😂

[@kingmuizz708]

I been out here gettin that paper

[@goddessnyx4153]

Random girl in the street,I appreciate you.

[@JazminCline]

I hollered so many times from this video 😂😂😂!

[@jackmannarino8461]

I live for these stories😁

[@lompyke5193]

She threw up from 4 shots, 4 shots, u serious, that's warmup in Germany 😂😂

[@nathans5798]

That’s a warmup every but LA

[@jonathanwillis2913]

Don’t forget that’s also swoozies limit

[@sergejnikolic9240]

bruh thats your lunch appetizer here in serbia xD

[@niklashaanpaa7058]

Warmup😂 boiiii i live in finland

[@kimblood-un7775]

In Soviet Russia, we have no limits

[@97898]

I love that woman/girl that was trying to protect the Asian girl

[@germanyboi6835]

i am absolutely in love with the amount of BHNA (My Hero Academia) references in some your videos-

[@jeremiahvaughn9745]

So I'm watchin this swoozie vid right...And I heard the word LIPS..And died laughing. Remember it from his Disney Vids..They is hilarious.

[@abbyangel99]

WHO WANTS TO COLOUR QUASIMODO'S LIPSSSSS

[@KaylenStar]

“HUUUNTY HUUNTY”

[@Jose-mz6jg]

Kaylen Star xhup

[@j.fischer707]

What does that even mean? XD

[@Hollowdude15]

Man his video never gets old

[@darrelldeguzman]

Bro I died when during "auntie auntie...wake up" hahahhahaha. That Asian life culture the story of my life ahhahaha . Swoozy vids for the win. Lol

[@ZiggyGamma]

It's a little werid to hear sWooZie not voice the female

[@OnceTwiceSouled]

Swoozie videos are best when he does his own stunts

[@mannysalt1716]

nice nova pic

[@DaGoodVybe]

At first I was like mhmm is that another gurl n not Sw00zie

[@xquintessential]

sWooZie is my spirit animal.

[@just.peachy5830]

He is mine to :3

[@kirbkirbington]

Same because imma try to be a chick magnet

[@belakay9393]

The legendary swoozie LIPZ call

[@budah5005]

“Were just friends” as she says “

[@meech2555]

"

[@oldgrapes8483]

Shaolin Fantastic he's said that he speaks female

[@nelsonandres9163]

Low-key took me 3 years to get to "oh that's a cool name 😂😂"

[@itzxavier35]

Shaolin Fantastic ion kno what he be sayin to get that much progress I be hittin that point at like later in month to 2 month

[@meech2555]

Nelson Andres Meneses Lmfaooo I feel your pain 😂😂

[@jessicabunbun620]

i met a girl once, she was nice, we had chemistry, so we ended up chillin' that day in the park (with burgers lul) and literally the next day she was like confessing her love for me and i was like wtf oiadscoikrgsdkfmk xD so yeah. that was an interesting few months. didn't work out, but still texting and staying in touch lol. (sorry for the random story xD i'll go do something productive now and get the heck out of everyone's way)

[@wednesdayswoe4240]

Your girl voice tho 😂😂 "Hunty! Hunty!" High frequency glad she was looking out for others though. We should all take an example from that girl

[@intotheexcelverse]

Hunty lol and lipsss! Part got me

[@lennyallen8834]

I love this one

[@gracefullymaddy]

Who else yelled "L I P S" before the Disney guy popped up?

[@nbteo7647]

I like you pulling off girl’s voices better lol

[@itsmrla]

I love Swoozie’s description of girls he meet. Lips like a glazed donut 🍩 😂

[@shirleyli2813]

are we just gonna ignore the lowkey yellow fever tone in this or...?

[@MateoLiveBett]

Shirley Li whats that?

[@shirleyli2813]

@mateo when someone fetishizes Asian people

[@weyheyjackie]

Shirley Li yeah that was weird not gonna lie

[@Valkriecain99]

Yeah that irritated me

[@ERDESH01]

That hunty part hit me so hard!😂😂😂im watching again

[@thalia8689]

Who gets that drunk after 4 shots anyway 😅

[@jessicaphilip9900]

" *LIPS* WHO WANTS TO DRAW THE *LIPS* !?!?"

[@vladrusu381]

I can just imagine watching Solo and just see Swoozie as Lando😂

[@liampadolina4040]

I like how he just glosses over the fact that he got an audition to Star Wars and does not mention at all whether he got the role (I am assuming he didn’t)

[@TheZuhaabtemuri]

My man Swoozie never disappoints with his videos

[@MattSpicerYT]

Its been a while since swoozie made a video about a girl lol

[@Baylaruse]

Is that sarcasm?

[@Dara.308]

300th likes also I LOVE UR VIDS

[@jki649]

Matt Spicer been awhile since he made a video in general.

[@xandermijares342]

Every time a new sWooZie video comes out my mind says "Yo it's bout frickin' time!"

[@lennyallen8834]

I love this