TOOL sends Agent Dick Merkin a special gift 🎁

[@mikewifak]

New content from Tool! Judging from the length of the video and doing a bit of maths, this must’ve taken 3.67 years to make.

[@jxalmada66]

That's an extremely low estimate

[@deadpool1966]

About 60 pedal effects were used to make this

[@mikewifak]

@@jxalmada66 If you need an optimist, you know who to call.

[@ModelCitizenTube]

No fair! They were in lawsuits... You know this

[@Bbbsooddd]

46 and 1 of tool speed

[@hoodiejalen366]

I like how he can take his music so seriously while also being a huge troll at times 😂😂

[@thegoodguy44]

This isn’t trolling. This is him trying to be a comedian. He thinks he is funny.

[@neovianofficial]

@@thegoodguy44 he is funny

[@岩男沢山]

at all times

[@benonaru]

@@thegoodguy44🤮🤮

[@holdenwinters68]

Good to know the puscifer and tool universes are connected. Its canon now.

[@shtevcorpse6392]

I'm glad you picked up on that. I was starting to think I was the only one. ;-)

[@gmac2558]

And John/Josh from apc

[@ChaoticAtmosphere]

Can I get a Hell Yeah!

[@GEMSofGOD_com]

It's female, male, and in-between (seemingly), with female taking the side of lucifer. Interesting

[@MINA_BAND_PROJECTS]

I think aliens and their secret associates are manipulating us to believe that these two worlds are connected 😊

[@jennifer_teters]

The scream when he drops the box, I'm dying! Thank you Eardrum Jones for the head on the head with a head in it. LOL ❤💀

[@jasonsharma5888]

Drop implies an accident, there was intent instead

[@Vahagnll]

Reminded me of that place in The Grudge 🤣

[@jennifer_teters]

@@jasonsharma5888 you mean the slight push in the downward direction just as the box left his hands? That's just a love nudge in the right direction. His show of acceptance I'm sure. Lol

[@thaumatik]

@@jennifer_teters Totally what I came to comment. X'D

[@Dozzy76]

That is absolutely $499.99/$999.99 cool but I am not $499.99/$999.99 rich.

[@kickeramps]

I'll save my money. I'd rather make myself rich, and not these people. Big bank take little bank. Don't give'em the satisfaction.

[@loading...8512]

Oh i know it's awesome but I got other things I gotta pay first and am certainly not rich to any extent that I can go and just throw around that amount but man I wish I had it

[@kimberlycitizenenichols5627]

Same

[@johproc]

BUUUUUUUYYYYY myyyyy new skull merch. All you know about me is what I sold ya.

[@joaolourenco4553]

For that price, where's the rest of the skeleton?

[@MrIrrelevant58]

I speak for everyone when we say we want more TOOL!

[@J.B.7.4]

Hell yeah!

[@ryummon]

That Eardrum Jonas, what a nice fella.

[@Theheatdeathoftheuniverseahhh]

It’s crazy how tool has changed over the years, I remember in March, I remember going to Cleveland and seeing them live, 🤘

[@samuel.maldonado94]

Agent Dick is a lucky man.

[@genandnic]

I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them fall away

[@Sporacle]

Maynard's Merkin voice kills me everytime. Puscifer live 2022 was a sight to behold, such a different and equally entertaining show from 2011

[@IceKoldKilla]

Too hilarious! Maynard could've been a full-time comedian in another lifetime.

[@m4anow]

All comedians wanna be rock stars and all rock stars wanna be comedians...

[@Oihan_Olano_Liza]

Your profile photo...thief

[@cembellsteve]

He did try the stand up routine. His hero was Bill Hicks. In 3rd eye that's who is talking about drugs doing great things.

[@michalsavatar7]

Lol......except he's not funny what so ever.

[@fuzzymuffin8273]

funny or not, he’s overall a great guy. Your hero is lars probably 😂

[@Lu_Cidtrip]

the detail is incredible, the teeth and the missing tooth really make it amazing, it's the little things... I hope they are planning another album sometime within the next 10 years!

[@mulletover3575]

I ordered one signed and one unsigned and returned both. Cheap ass Chinese shit was not art. The unsigned was damaged and the signed was falsely advertised.

[@insertmetalusernamehere]

I just turned 40. I hope I live to see one more tool album.

[@austinhunt4260]

For such an awesome talent, my artist hero is not terribly funny.

[@ShaunsThirdEye]

Ear drum sounds like a cool dude!

[@IceKoldKilla]

Remember when they barely had merch for YEARS and now they overflows us with every merch you can think of. We just need Tool urinal pads/mats now, like Eminem had back in the day. 🤣 Honestly, much appreciated. So much to choose from if you want clothing or cool Tool items like this. But pricy for me but there's people out there willing to pay.

[@mikewifak]

They sold their souls to make pajamas, then some dipshit bought them.

[@jordon-fx6ni]

Maynard likes money

[@Igornopolis]

@@jordon-fx6ni money is da shit. This aint no star trek universe boiiiii (sadly)

[@rbeforme]

I'll happily point and laugh at anyone who actually buys this thing for the outrageous price they're selling it at.

[@MrObvious125]

​@@rbeformejust wait 6 months until it goes on a 90% discount

[@Squeeky_Wheel]

I'm so glad they've made sometbing cool and physical, rather than some NFT bullshit. Looks wicked!

[@kickeramps]

Have you seen trump's new NFT? He's such a clown. How can anyone take him seriously anymore?

[@NagaNaga-mx5tg]

Damn I wish I could afford it. Looks sick. Classy video 👌

[@WVD-Dub]

You can…it’s the other stuff that you can’t afford

[@DavidOakesMusic]

GLASSY video.

[@dantedrago7648]

I begged the wife for an early Christmas present. She got me the signed one. Now I officially have to do the dishes and vacuum for a whole year. WORTH IT!!

[@kickeramps]

Money well spent. 🤦‍♂️

[@LuLuLately]

1000k Christmas present. Wow

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

@@LuLuLately no, 1k. 1000k is 1 million

[@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.]

@@LuLuLately 10 000 $

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

@@DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles. are they $10,000??

[@Alan-sp9pd]

Awesome to see Josh in the video.

[@curlybilly]

You mean John?

[@ondzel4585]

You must mean john

[@maestrochi]

Would love to see Agent Dick in Twin Peaks yacking at full volume with Gordon Cole. Eardrum? It's a hearing aid! you'll have to speak up! EARDRUM?!!!! No, i'm in OR-E-GON!!!

[@thegoodguy44]

Thankfully that will never happen. Lynch isn’t a hack.

[@kimberlyturmel5538]

Love these guys!

[@griffinclark140]

Maynard is so much fun. Very cool piece, then he drops it 😅

[@Vahagnll]

"This was not really a tool, but I can see how one could use it as a TOOL" - the man and his double entendres are downright goddamn genius 🤣❤

[@bre53748]

Didn’t know Puscifer and TOOL were in the same universe.

[@tuurd]

Cool as fuck! But a grand for a signed one? At least throw in a pair of concert tix with it.

[@alexfitchcreates]

Plus 300 in shipping!

[@kickeramps]

Hope it comes with a very large jar of anal lube too. Cause anyone that falls for this money grab is getting boned.

[@samkelly7079]

An amazing person from an amazing guitarist

[@94GSR]

I need this in my life. What a sick piece of art!

[@niccarney4463]

Seems like the type of thing tool would make

[@conscioussoul978]

That is an amazing piece of art. ❤️

[@thaumatik]

"What does this Tool do?" Been my question since I was 11 or 12 and my mom picked up the 10,000 Days album with the stereoscope built in. She thought the art was cool but not the sound, I thought the music was gorgeous and still do. Wish I'd been able to make it to one of the Fear Inoculum concerts.

[@kadourimdou43]

One for the millionaires it appears.

[@kickeramps]

Millionaires don't get rich by spending money on stupid stuff like this.

[@kadourimdou43]

@@kickeramps They really do.

[@dragosudrea6533]

List of things my wife would kill me if I brought home.

[@MrGreendayzed]

Arron Jems made a great piece.

[@OneDayOfPiece]

I'm looking forward to seeing puscifer and tool this year 🙏👀

[@MickyBellRoberts]

Hi, I came over from FreedomFrog Gear and subscribed. I like what I see on your channel.

[@Coldwater-sw6me]

From the start I was like „don’t break it Maynard, don’t, don’t, dont,…“ A disclaimer at the end, that no skull was harmed in the making of the video, would have been very helpful for the sake of my mental health… what a beautiful piece. (Edit: in hindsight i think, it would have been cool nonetheless)

[@The_Novu]

I can't believe TOOL actually exists.

[@saidixnero4416]

Grandes cineastas, gracias por hacer hitos en la musica y en el cine ❤

[@PeP3DJ]

Maynard is just pure comedy.

[@leannebutler2833]

My favorite part of this video is when Agent Dick drops the box in the end. Also MUST HAVE this sick skull in skull on skull!

[@986C]

Oh it is - looks like one of those late night - ‘But wait! That’s not all!! There’s more!!’

[@m4anow]

Full size coming? Also, can you put this in a bowling ball😁

[@sa7ier]

Thanks Airdrum

[@nilssonakerlund2852]

Maynard looks and acts like he's going to run for President.

[@ChaoticAtmosphere]

This is awesome!

[@fefefilmprod8688]

Well, that was nice.

[@BlueLilac]

Looks like ol Dickie boy had his Eggnog today. Eardrum Jonas! How thoughtful! I wonder if he knows maynard... 🤔

[@jaybee4694]

@2:34 “AAHHHHH OH GAH!!! JOHN!!!” I’m dead.

[@beaner2907]

Alex Grey is amazing! I have an Oversoul shower curtain that I love...even with all of those eyes looking at my nakedness lol

[@ludowende]

So awesome... That's my dream gift right there.

[@findingfriction3576]

I'm a mechanic and I can tell you what that Tool does. It Jammmms Hard!

[@volkerbuhrmester4181]

Tool sind Cool. Ich liebe sie Zu Hören

[@RedShirt103]

That is wicked and a little spooky.

[@samusbros66]

"I guess we're gonna find out" lmaoooo hahahaha these guys are the best

[@kimseanoooff4952]

I actually thought that was a different person

[@Disgustipated4602]

2:57 "Made In China"

[@kickeramps]

Sad

[@Disgustipated4602]

@@kickeramps Yep.. last like 3 years they've hopped on Social platforms, sold coffee mugs and keychains, and re-used old ideas several times. Forget getting new material, it's starting to look like they're going to keep reusing/reworking old art and concepts and seeing how cheap they can have it manufactured. If you look at their old CDs before Fear Inoculum you'll see it says Manufactured in Germany or Austrailia and now it looks like they're not trying to create new ideas but to rework old ideas and seeing how cheap they can have it made and how high they can set the price. It's no longer about an artistic presentation but more about how much income they can pull in. My friends, Tool is no longer a work of art, but is now and Icon, and it's most of these idiots faults because most of us have enabled it by spending 100s of dollars on the stupid shit.

[@havoc6441]

@@Disgustipated4602. Agreed

[@AreYouThereGodItsMePhil]

God I want one of those so badly but unfortunately, I don't fall into the bracket of affording things like that.

[@Dehsera]

I havent even looked. What is it $1000?

[@Ryuzakii10]

Collab between Maynard and Agent Dick would be amazing

[@Roadiedave]

Just got mine. Amazing piece! I expect high quality from Tool, and this exceeds expectations. Dare I say "exquisite" craftsmanship. It's not some stamped out product. It's genuine art. I want to know how it's made.

[@thestu4602]

Made in China, the sticker said so.... Classy

[@Roadiedave]

@Thestu at this level that's really more of a compliment to China. We don't make anything here anymore.

[@JynxedKoma]

2:32 🤣🤣🤣 *"NOOOO!!!!!! JOHN! JOSSH!"*

[@LurkingInTheBasement]

Thank you, Ear Drum!

[@4u2nv_haters]

Enjoyable..... thanks everyone.

[@Shauniiix]

Thanks Tool for your job

[@OneMansLoss]

"It's a tool." Well, it does have a sawblade.

[@jeffreese1828]

Pretty cool , Eardrum ! Good stuff ! (natch)

[@doodmonkey]

Love the makeup and this new Loot Art is sick.

[@jrock2460]

Great stuff fellas.

[@jp7489]

Nice!!👍

[@taylor85b]

How much more money does this band need? God damn $$$

[@whitnasty1]

500 or 1000 signed

[@taylor85b]

1.8m in gross sales. 👀

[@whitnasty1]

@@taylor85b they could sell 1.8mil in 10,000 days and aenima vinyls in no time lol

[@taylor85b]

@@whitnasty1 Now we're talkin'! 🤘

[@biggusdickus8511]

All, they want ALL your money !

[@darkblood2138]

its beautiful

[@Lipbuzz]

Smaller than i imagined

[@ettertarten]

2:02 "It's gonna be like it's gonna keep going like... You know..." ...like, spiral out and keep going?

[@joeholmes3306]

A Christmas day nut buster....

[@ligmaballs2022]

Never knew Joshua knew about Vat19's gummy skull

[@jrsuperstar540]

Ain't going to lie. I kinda regret my order when I see how tiny it is for the price. But I collect statues and tool is the best band I've ever heard..so.. 🤷‍♂️

[@andreasabatini9070]

eardrum is a nice person

[@You_Eat]

So much love at 2:40 ❤

[@NeutralGravity]

Never accept crystal skulls from Alex Jones

[@hunterfitch5951]

I'm waiting on the Maynard super-hero NFT's.

[@wvovaw3052]

Thank you Erjan from Loot

[@i.v.9320]

I am just waiting Tool bring to Brazil

[@insignia423]

I love these guys

[@METALGRAMMYS]

So cool

[@Disgustipated4602]

Just another example that Puscifer is Maynard's main project now.. Please tell me nobody is going to spend 500 bucks on that tiny ass statue lol, it's cool looking for sure but the overpriced merch is a little ridiculous. We just want your music lol

[@marcusmartin6500]

That things so cool

[@haileycasida3437]

Would it have been hard to have made it in America? Like damn...

[@kickeramps]

But that would cut into their massive profits. I mean really, $500 for a cheap piece of plastic? And another $500 for some signatures? Boy they think highly of themselves.

[@Floridiots]

I was all about this until I saw “Made in China”

[@doghouse3464]

nice one Adam!

[@benjaminrquick846]

Now THAT’S classy!

[@joseluislopez7511]

Lmao. This is Gold. Thank you guys for the good cheers

[@jeffgun13]

The 2001 Nietzschian super baby?

[@spookypen]

This will look great next to my anime figures and harry potter wands.

[@bethtaggart1371]

i fucking love eardrum jones

[@HAL--]

Andrew.. air drum.. eardrum.. Jonas and John Fry must be very proud

[@buyana114]

Im appreciate that everyone has positive comments about this. Not like on instagram.

[@cesarkalidvazquezsolano9372]

Yes

[@runawayfaeIX]

Very cool! Love the Vat19 reference, too 🤣

[@gypsylee73]

This makes me laugh like an idiot. I never knew Maynard was THIS funny. He should have another band - it's called TR0LL and noone knows it's him

[@tada8092]

Yeah!

[@lastborn11]

If they have the resources to track down an agent...I can only imagine what they can do to my head!