Top 10 Hilarious Movie Speeches!

Top 10 Hilarious Movie Speeches!
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These speeches were ridiculously funny, and had us laughing in some of the most awkward, hilarious, absurd, and just downright fantastic movie moments. WatchMojo presents the top 10 Hilariously Absurd Movie Speeches, the best of the best in a list of truly absurd monologues. But which film will take the top spot? Will it be Chevy Chase's Christmas Bonus Tirade, from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, or Team America's three kinds of people speech? Watch to find out!
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00:49 #10. Annie / Helen’s Toast from “Bridesmaids” (2011)
01:56 #9. Billy Gets It Wrong from “Billy Madison” (1995)
03:12 #8. I Killed My Sale from “Tommy Boy” (1995)
04:24 #7. Wolf Pack from “The Hangover” (2009)
05:31 #6. Walter’s Eulogy to Donny from “The Big Lebowski” (1998)
06:37 #5. Dr. Evil’s Group Therapy Speech from “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery” (1997)
07:46 #4. Clammy Hands from “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986)
08:53 #3, #2 and #1 ????
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[@KingInky13]

Would be nice to actually hear the speeches...

[@kieranbirmingham3852]

KingInky13 I know right

[@eanafunderburg6000]

Honestly 🙄

[@abramsullivan7764]

Well they can't because of copyright and they'll just get a strike and also just watch the films yourself.

[@sleeplessknight00]

Right!?!?

[@nealhoward2429]

I think she needs to talk less and play the scenes. I can't stand hearing her drag out description of what's happening instead of just playing it. .

[@annafowdy]

If you wanna watch the scenes, just look for them somewhere else.

[@MemeTeamS1x]

They can’t, copyright

[@ACRProduction]

Chris Farley was such a legend.

[@markrezk9775]

It'd be nice if you could actually show the speech without interrupting it

[@unk77nown77]

Mark Rezk just you tube it lol

[@KingInky13]

+unk77nown77 Thanks for missing the point entirely.

[@Sourcoolness]

It wouldn't be transformative if they did that

[@angiee1603]

It would make the video too long.

[@TommyStubbs]

They also can't do that because of copywright reasons which sucks but thats just how it is

[@ThatJohnnyGuyyy]

Cmon, the office speech with the car demonstration was WAAYYY funnier than the part you chose in Tommy Boy. Both funny, but cmon.

[@alirubystein1831]

That anchorman 2 eulogy totally got scrapped, that was one of the best moments

[@jakedc1997]

I think Collosuss's hero speech in Deadpool should have been an honorable mention.

[@steelersxcountry1036]

It wasn't really funny until Deadpool ended the speech, and only then you just get a chuckle out of it.

[@psycho921000]

"To be or not to be" from Hamlet is the No.1 for me.

[@swipswapkovski9260]

Jean Claude Van Damme in Street Fighter has the most hilarious speech

[@imshinycaptain]

The speech where Tommy lights the model car on fire and imitates a family dying horribly because a guy wanted cheaper car parts is a way better speech.

[@chauci14]

None of you have seen the speech of a Bollywood film called "3 idiots". It is really funny and gives you a valuable lesson

[@briang.2218]

Duuuude 3 Idiots is awesome. Which speech you talking about?

[@TheShivaniYadav]

I think he is talking about the Chatur's (Silencer) speech. It was so damn hilarious :P

[@briang.2218]

***** Oh man that was great. XD

[@SpyKids199]

Instantly clicked when I saw Tommy Boy, funniest movie imo

[@DoctorXander]

Can't believe Emmett's motivational speech from the LEGO Movie wasn't here

[@fatherleo4603]

Mitch's speech at the end of "Waiting..." was truly hilarious. It should've made the list, or at least an honorable mention. For those who haven't seen it, it stars Ryan Reynolds and Ana Farris. Movie is an underrated comedy 😂

[@markusallen102]

The "maybe it is just a movie... To them...." Speech from fan boys. In that scene Eric asks "did they get their heads stuck in a bucket trying to be darth Vader? No. Did they burn off their eye brows trying to build a light saber in their garage? No did they name their right hand laya? Maybe I don't know but I did. This is our Death Star."

[@kellychuang8373]

Good list had some cool memories with these speeches in some of the movies. Number 1 really got in deep with me.

[@groundbreaker91]

That Beavis and Butt-Head clip, though... "Hey buddy, sit down!" "Shut up, ass-wipe!" roflmao!

[@alextapia91]

i love that beavis scene lol. more people need to see it.

[@Snidebark]

Michael Palin as Julius Caesar, and Graham Chapman as Biggus Dickus, addressing the 'people of Jerusalem' in Monthy Python's Life of Brian, the funniest film yet made.

[@CartoonCritter1985]

Love this list!!!!!

[@MrBKelly95]

They should have included the commencement speech from "The Cannonball Run". "Certain skeptics note that as soon as we begin, thirty thousand of the nation's most alert highway patrolmen will be out there waiting to stop you, but let's stay positive. Think of the fact that not one state of the fifty has the death penalty for speeding...although I'm not so sure about Ohio."

[@randisl.h.9713]

Christmas Vacation should be #1

[@turobzbmp]

There is also the airplane speech from "She's Out Of My League" one of the funniest I've ever seen,

[@AnaNSr]

This was The BEST top ten 😂😂

[@MrJ0mmy]

Santa Claus hello centre what I want for Christmas is a PS4 a PS3 a PS2 and a PS1 and some sex

[@MickeyKnox]

the speech from naked gun 2 1/2 should have been number 1 :)

[@rvrmdude]

You had me with that chris farley thumbnail.

[@jaybrick8973]

man I miss Chris Farley

[@TomGreen99]

Jay Brick I miss Harambe

[@JFDSmit-rm6tw]

I miss Tarzan

[@jokertoker9165]

im tired of hearing about it.

[@DanDoesGame]

I was suprised Waterboy or the Longest Yard werent on the list

[@carmellasofo8337]

SuperDan Ik I loved the speeches in them

[@3abueno]

Most hilarious speech: Bear man's speech(that Tim guy who lived with the bears and eventually got killed by one) where the director does a voice over while the Bear man is going off on a rant... most hilarious I have ever seen

[@millerhxc]

"The speeches actually have to be funny, not so bad that they're funny.." And what do we have straight away at number 10? "This is so cringeworthy to watch..." The speech itself is not funny at all..simply awkward.

[@bearisol6503]

millerhxc it's suppose to be cringy, that's the point.

[@millerhxc]

But it doesn't fit the guidelines of the list

[@bearisol6503]

millerhxc yes it does. The scene was cringy and awkward on purpose. That's the way Paul Feig directs his movies and tv shows, they make it so cringy and awkward on purpose that it makes the audience laugh. It's just a matter of your personal taste in comedies as to whether or not you laughed

[@millerhxc]

I'll explain in more depth as you seem to have completely missed the point and not understood me. I am fully aware of things being funny because they are awkward. In the guidelines that they stated at the very beginning of the video, it clearly says that the speech themselves have to be FUNNY not "bad that they're funny". This means that the speeches themselves need to be comical in terms of the actual content and delivery, like a roast, funny anecdote or inappropriately enthusiastic speech about something minor or nonsensical. Most of the rest of the list fits into that category. I merely pointed out that being the first scene on the list, it perfectly opposes that part of the guideline which basically states that a scene will not be considered if it is "awkward or cringeworthy". I never said the scene wasn't funny. I never showed any sign of not understanding the humour behind it. I really liked Bridesmaids and it is almost entirely awkward moments all the way through.

[@bearisol6503]

millerhxc i think what they meant by that is speeches that are suppose to be inspiring but they just turn out to be cringy and bad which makes them funny, i dont think purposely cringy is excluded because a lot of people use the 'cringe' route when trying to make audiences laugh

[@ericharris5061]

The big lebowski speech definitely deserves to be higher up

[@JLMac322]

Bleach Goes down your throat They could probably fill this whole list up with crazy Walter rants

[@heybuddy3988]

the no reason speech from rubber tbh

[@moesaigh4199]

Aaaah ! The Mojo police got me 😁

[@RyanEX2000]

how did Beavis's "never gonna score" speech not make this list...

[@Raytrek79]

For some reason (Lebowski) I think of Steve Buscemi as Mr Pink in Reservoir Dogs trying to weasel out of tipping the waitress, he just doesn't believe in it.

[@kaukolaurila9861]

I don't suppose it was really intended to be funny per se. However, the name giving scene should've been on the list.

[@mrcpuhead]

Awesome list...though since they included rants, the Planes, Trains & Automobiles Steve Martin rant at the rental car counter is EPIC.

[@linkbiff1054]

No. No. No! NO!! NOOOOO!!!!! Howard Beale's "Mad As Hell" speech from Network is the greatest and funniest comedic speech ever.

[@kalvingoodlaxson]

The boss's speech from Team America was way funnier than the one you guys chose.

[@arielfangirlmendez]

You know mean girls was that funny speech scene like ever

[@lewiscarter1229]

The bridesmaids speech should at least be in the top 5

[@JAKECOT_CENTER]

YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS!!!

[@MrJ0mmy]

Jakethedog3275 I wanna be the very best like no 1 ever was to catch them is my real test to train them is my cause I will travel across the land searching far and wide it's working man to understand how it's inside Pokemon go to get you never told you before you teach me and I'll teach you how to get to Katoomba

[@AaronJohnson-mo8rf]

the scene in Christmas vacation where Clark grizwald is speaking to his family about his christmas bonus stuff that Scene is Hilarious

[@cultclassicdeadinside9862]

called number one 🙌 best speech EVA

[@calger77]

should totally have been the Brake Pads sales pitch from Tommy Boy rather than the one where he killed his sale

[@5610winston]

The finest comic speech in the history of film is delivered by John Astin (who actually manages to play Michael O'Toole relatively sane)in "The Brothers O'Toole". This may be a completely forgettable film, but the spitting, belching, and cussin' contest scene is a true gem, giving us such fine images as "...pure and stainless brainlessness..." , "...pusillanimous pack of popcorn pickers...", "...benighted in the middle of a nowhere called Molly-Be-Damn, a dreary little rookery, Timothy, a squalid sty, a festering pustule on the edge of the western slope...", "...and your friend, Soapy Sam here, the Uriah Heep of the Hookworm Belt..." It is not only the monologue, but especially Astin's righteously indignant delivery that makes this one of my favorites. You can find it easily on KZbin.

[@ShirotoraGodsbane]

Any speech that ends with "America, fuck yeah!" is a winning speech.

[@g59.hxyden]

LOL I'm the second I heard that I started laughing and then I started laugh-crying 4 some reason and now I'm out of tears and crying blood pls send an ambulance because I'm 90% sure crying blood isn't healthy

[@tomparham1768]

Really want to re-watch Austin powers and team America now haha

[@jasongaouette8045]

I would have thought the Christopher walkins watch speech would have been #1

[@Lokieclipse1]

Having Gary's speech at #1 was the right call......... the ONLY call.

[@ltmaniac1]

zoolander " what is this? a center for ants " lmao

[@futoijosei]

Bigkdb not a speech. But his eugoogly job was.

[@realglueman1200]

"Alright you primitive screwheads,listen up. See this? This ... IS MY BOOMSTICK!" That speech was almighty from Army Of Darkness.

[@CallOfDoobieSmokeOps]

Number 9 should've been number 1 LOLOL!!!

[@legendkidd3242]

That one guy was like¨infact, that speech just made everyone in the room dumber¨ Im dying!!!

[@BP12ification]

Jokes are so much funnier when you explain them.

[@y.u.n.gg_tellyy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rearviewerr1683]

I'm not sure why comedy speeches doesn't make me laugh. In fact from the entire list only the 'I kill my sale' and 'the blackout speech' are funny to me.

[@j.b.7361]

Christmas Vacation should have been #1.

[@santiagobauza4257]

What about Mr. Gilbert's speech at the beginning of the Inbetweeners Movie? "I will forget each and every one of you almost immediately." "At best I am ambivalent to most of you, but some of you I actively dislike."

[@lelouche25]

Haha yes number 1 called it xD

[@katelynsmith61]

Can't believe they left out IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER from Meatballs

[@00CRITICAL]

Katelyn Smith I know right😎😜

[@luv2bdazzled]

Katelyn Smith at #5 I knew "it just doesn't matter" was going to be #1. then not even an honourable mention?!!!! booo. mojo. boo.

[@motorcycleman115]

I forgot how great Team America was

[@Glitch_Crazed]

I'm one of the first to a watchmojo video? What is this magic?

[@MrJ0mmy]

Glitch_Crazed boo

[@DeniseServanez]

Glitch_Crazed wait till you start hearing this narrator say celine dion's name... you've never heard anyone so pretentious

[@epicanime009]

A"s i look around the room, you know what i see? Losers"

[@jukejeff]

Bill Murry, "It Just Doesn't Matter!"

[@NYChica23]

RIP Chris Farley...a real comedic legend

[@dddd5706]

the tommy boy scene should have been higher i lose my shit everytime with that one hahaha.

[@C.Dat.guyoverthere]

Team America better be on here.

[@MrJ0mmy]

C.DatAZNguyoverthere as I walk through the valley where I homez migraine I think I'm looking a wire fencing realise it's very pain but it's just before I wish

[@OpusLoveProductions]

team america's final speech is number 1

[@ndndrunk]

"Well what are we suppose to do you mowrone"

[@nicholasvelez4864]

The "Life is giving us a chance" speech from Guardians of the Galaxy

[@PANTYEATR1]

number 7 was classic! there will never be another movie like the hangover 1

[@bdvofficial2256]

team america world police #1

[@TomGreen99]

Philip J. Fry *team

[@mikeduncan3953]

World America Team Police makes no sense.

[@reneethespicelord4374]

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

[@AlphaCenturi16]

Mike Duncan u make no sense

[@mikeduncan3953]

Joke doesn't make sense (nor does TomGreen 99's comment) after Fry edited his comment. Originally said "World America World Police".

[@mitchjohnson4714]

Three Amigos.

[@Filthyism]

That Austin powers scene is from the second movie. Watchmojo get it right

[@marcinsport1]

i fought that will be Hillarious joke and you posted best Hillary Clinton speeches

[@marcinsport1]

*Hilarious

[@MrJ0mmy]

Karmelkowy the Builder Can We Fix It Bob the Builder yes we can Skype login disease and well we do love thee and Wendy join the crew but then again it's so much fun working together they get the job done the Builder Can We Fix It Bob the Builder yes we can

[@JustWandering]

Bwahaha, this was my suggestion - except I think I said 'Top 10 Worst,' as in, specifically so bad it's funny.

[@kokroche1]

team America theme song is my ringtone

[@stephvandykeozzy]

Tommy Boy should've been higher. I love that movie!

[@madameovaries]

Chris Farley will always and forever be a god! 😭

[@TylerHNelsonBrowncoat]

John Winger's (Bill Murray) 'We're Mutants' speech from Stripes.

[@beezig]

All the way through this Top 10, I was thinking, please God let that American Legend Clark W Griswold be on this list. His Christmas speech is the stuff of Legend.

[@donrader3000]

How is Martins speech from Planes Trains and Automobiles not in the 10

[@MrNickard]

how did planes, trains and automobiles not even make the list?

[@Tardisius]

Forest Gump on the podium with Abby Hoffman =)

[@eliasreuter-grelak164]

Tardisius OMG. a Whovian😱

[@Tardisius]

Best episode with The Doctor as Sherlock Holmes:'The Talons of Weng Chiang' Feb.1977 =)James Moriarty The Napoleon of crime

[@eliasreuter-grelak164]

I started with Eccleston but I'll watch classic doctor who too when I have more time

[@Tardisius]

Wow U have 42 years of episodes 2 catch up on =))

[@eliasreuter-grelak164]

Tardisius okay.. that's a lot... but I have a lot of time where I have no Idea what I should do so I guess I'll get it

[@theboulder3278]

I like this list. It has balls. I like balls.

[@antotheja251]

Team America is my all time favourite comedy movie. No shit. Just the fact that its finally getting a watchmojo credit, made me happy for a second. now im back to meh...

[@willewilly]

What about Dinner for Schmucks??

[@Rawk4Life]

Sorry, but the moderator's response to Billy Madison's speech was way funnier.

[@amethyststar6303]

So glad that Team America made number 1

[@thetheriddler986]

top 10 hilarious speechless scenes haha

[@JFDSmit-rm6tw]

Robin Hood's speech(-es) in Robin Hood: Men in Tights?

[@regarded843]

how about the speech from MIB3?

[@yura50597]

So am I the only one who didn't find Bridesmaids funny? I think I would have found M. McCarthy's performance funny if I didn't see it done better in her later movies which I watched before Bridesmaids.

[@Zino117]

I can't stand that movie

[@KingInky13]

See, Bridesmaids was the first time I saw McCarthy and every movie she was in after that was just kind of "meh" to me since she can only play one character. I thought Bridesmaids was hilarious pretty much just because of her though.

[@chuckmccleskey9398]

Chris Farley. Makes me so sad that he let the movie critics get him down.

[@1097soul]

that moment when you get caught by the WatchMojo

[@1097soul]

*police

[@Showtunediva]

I’d switch Dr. Evil”s Group therapy session with Animal House.

[@bijibadness]

wow. you know, for a movie about the TOP 10 HILARIOUS MOVIE SPEECHES, *you're* doing a LOT more speechifying than the "hilarious" movies themselves.

[@aceldamia9114]

I didn't expect either of the two great ones from Beautiful Girls being on here (Rosie O'Donnell or Michael Rapaport), but I had hoped. Oh well.

[@ChristianRG2000]

Seriously, I thought the thumbnail was Gordon Ramsay.

[@albertpringle3397]

no FRIDAY no LIFE no HALF BAKED no VERY BAD THINGS no HARLEM NIGHTS what kind of list is dis

[@haba3000]

Where is Adenoid Hynkel's speech from "The Great Dictator"?

[@TomGreen99]

Willy Wonka monologue?