"I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey." Really hard to deal with that image once you've seen Shrek.
@CircuitReborn4 жыл бұрын
Explains why we havnt got a sequel in a while.
@bluebunanimates65904 жыл бұрын
SnappyK9 yes XD
@trevorkn72394 жыл бұрын
"Ah christ i'm getting all emotional"
@NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast4 жыл бұрын
SnappyK9 he sounds a lot like shrek.
@taylenportell15454 жыл бұрын
Because that is shrek 😂
@cameronparkfilms6 жыл бұрын
Shrek's long lost brother
@DragonMoth345 жыл бұрын
Shreks mom banged a human.
@giraffeman3264 жыл бұрын
Shrek’s Dad
@ChristianMartinez-sp8ve4 жыл бұрын
If Shrek was a human
@ThumbsTup4 жыл бұрын
This is what shrek should've looked like after the potion I'm shrek 2
@foreverstealthy10854 жыл бұрын
they do sound alike.
@TheMissiIe2 жыл бұрын
"More chins than a Chinese phone book" is still the most legendary insult known to man
@coleozaeta6344 Жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, it’s probably Qin.
@stephenbachmann11719 ай бұрын
@@coleozaeta6344actually Qin is not that common. Chin is usually the Hokkien/Taiwanese pronunciation of Chen. Most overseas Chinese named Chin will be Chen in Mandarin.
@mykalf92958 ай бұрын
😭
@smilesandthetwistedmd76084 ай бұрын
@@coleozaeta6344
@sieteocho3 ай бұрын
@@stephenbachmann1171 Chin is Hakka / Cantonese. Teochew Hokkien version of Chen is Tan. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chen_Shui-bian
@cameronkemble34072 жыл бұрын
Michael Myers made Shrek's voice and Fat Bastard's voice so similar it's hard to tell them apart.
@soylentgreen7074 Жыл бұрын
Because they’re both Scottish
@maceinmyeyes6915 Жыл бұрын
It’s Mike Myers, not Michael Myers the horror icon
@Mikescool444 Жыл бұрын
@@maceinmyeyes6915 wouldn’t his full name be Michael myers tho?
@fridaynightgaming9405 Жыл бұрын
@@Mikescool444 Im afraid not.
@LtJackboot Жыл бұрын
@@Mikescool444 NOPE. HARD nope.
@drewolfshire55585 жыл бұрын
Starring Mike Myers Featuring Mike Myers Mike Myers: Mike Myers
@fs.mclaughlin5 жыл бұрын
Mike Myers be like: Mike Myers
@pray70564 жыл бұрын
Special thanks to: Mike Myers, Mike Myers, And Mike Myers
@predator57754 жыл бұрын
With special guest: Shrek* *played by Mike Myers
@dwiezelakaevo83814 жыл бұрын
Dre Wolfshire Mike Myers as Mike Myers Mike Myers is Fat Bastard Written by Mike Myers Directed by Fat Bastard.... Played by Mike Myers
@UserX8604 жыл бұрын
3times asshole. cant believe this prick was the best payed actor on the planet.
@matthewlake25659 жыл бұрын
"I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!" LOL
@skrubhater13647 жыл бұрын
Matthew Lake Ooooah mah tettays
@damienthompson3646 жыл бұрын
Matthew Lake Lol
@MrStevieb005 жыл бұрын
Deed not dead the Scottish way👅
@02091992able5 жыл бұрын
You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? TWISTER!!!!!!!!
@camn-l57715 жыл бұрын
Not in the case of maddies parents mate
@Tiresias552 жыл бұрын
2:00 "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs, I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, ribs... Chili's baby back ribs." 20 something years later, still cracks me up.
@Justin15ish Жыл бұрын
Excuse me ☝️
@Dragon-Slay3r Жыл бұрын
Havent we been through this already? Lol
@Golden_Otaku8 ай бұрын
Barbecue sauce
@metroidhunter9658 ай бұрын
I still quote that line whenever I’m in the mood for barbecue.
@xenosora6412Ай бұрын
That is my favorite clip it's funny
@herrflammen6487 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve not seen my willeh in two years which is long enough to declair it legally deed” that quote is legendary!
@HurtSmooch6014 жыл бұрын
"I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain, GET IN MAH BELLEH!"
@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys49123 жыл бұрын
Im rich and im dead sexy
@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys49123 жыл бұрын
@@abowlofguacamole8558 I wasn't talking about me, I meant fat bastard quote.
@abowlofguacamole85583 жыл бұрын
@@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys4912 ok thanks but try using the quotation marks next time
@ancientmegalodon293 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂
@callumjames78542 жыл бұрын
You’re lucky wee man. 🎶I want baby back, baby back, baby back RIBS. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back RIBS🎶
@btfan-jd6nx5 жыл бұрын
More chins than a chinese phone book cracked me up
@justinratcliffe9474 жыл бұрын
bt7274 fan Yeah. And to think how many SJWs that mustve offended
@keaganlasalle85234 жыл бұрын
Like your profile pic
@european-one4 жыл бұрын
@@justinratcliffe947 I never got that joke until I saw you write it down 🤔
@ricardobarahona39394 жыл бұрын
Justin Ratcliffe No one cared
@lyrimetacurl04 жыл бұрын
More chins than chinatown (Weird Al)
@channingmorrell35142 жыл бұрын
Lmao I lose it every time how he stands face to face with the captain and doesn't even wait for him to leave to start running his mouth about him.😂😂😂😂
@williamlarochelle6833 Жыл бұрын
I love the face he makes after saying, "It smells like carrots and throw up!"
@MasterChiefSpartan117 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ParthaDey976 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how Mike Myers quadruple acted Austin, Dr Evil, Fat Bastard and Gold member!
@DragonMoth345 жыл бұрын
I think i was like 10 the last time i watched any of the movies, I found out he was also Dr Evil during goldmember, and only today have i realized he was also Fat bastard and Goldmember....
@christopherdean13264 жыл бұрын
I think it's amazing that anyone sat and watched that puerile shite...........
@l3umstick4 жыл бұрын
Fajer can you hear me
@european-one4 жыл бұрын
@@christopherdean1326 I think it's amazing that you have so little of a life you shit post on a compilation of a movie you don't even like
@kawitomtom4 жыл бұрын
Yesh yesh yesh
@cloudproud7295 жыл бұрын
The fact he’s Scottish just makes this way better.
@Kdxadele2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he's not even Scottish
@Tylanjamison962 жыл бұрын
@@Kdxadele Obviously he's talking about the character. And yes, he is Scottish
@shariclarkson73212 жыл бұрын
The fact that it's Shrek makes it better
@kamekaziebear18552 жыл бұрын
The fact that he's the same actor who plays Austin Powers and Dr evil makes it so much better
@OmegaRedFan2 жыл бұрын
@@Tylanjamison96 you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.
@douglasransom41382 жыл бұрын
First time I heard "I didn't have any corn", I laughed so fucking hard for 15 minutes straight that I rendered a pair of underpants completely unwearable. WORTH EVERY MINUTE.
@clamcrewcarclub60178 ай бұрын
Was there any corn
@FrehleyFan39882 жыл бұрын
"What the- I didn't have any corn!" This line was my favorite
@emedel5772 Жыл бұрын
My sister told us that when she took my then 4 year old nephew (he’s 21 now)into a crowded ladies room to use the restroom, after he was done he shouted out this same line from inside the stall. My sister said she was mortified 🤣🤣🤣
@leigh_spoons4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe my dad let me watch this when I was like 5
@GoldenG0dc0meth4 жыл бұрын
I feel more thankful that my parents showed me this movie it’s still funny as hell
@concretemixer30184 жыл бұрын
He's a good father
@leigh_spoons4 жыл бұрын
Concrete Mixer I mean, I wouldn’t say he’s a good father since he’s an alcoholic but this is the better things that he has done
@HurtSmooch6014 жыл бұрын
Fr I think every dad does this
@afghanwhigs48694 жыл бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one, haven't seen these in years.
@kappakappa13074 жыл бұрын
“I haven’t seen my willy in 2 years, which long enough legally pronounce it dead.”
@kylepinkston7861 Жыл бұрын
20 years later and I still find this hilarious and still love the Austin Powers movies to this day
@shimerrill9678 ай бұрын
Same !
@buggerall3 жыл бұрын
I've missed one of my personal favorite Fat Bastard quotes: "I've been going on a diet but now my neck looks like a va-gi-na..."
@arrontheprotogen9276 Жыл бұрын
Y E S
@darioivanovski336 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest movie villains
@european-one4 жыл бұрын
People would be outraged if they stereotyped a non white minority like this. At least Scottish people have a sense of humor amidst all this PC shit
@badreedinedjellali13284 жыл бұрын
shrek I I'm your father no no that's not true that's impossible imagine if he says that 😂hh
@johndowns38394 жыл бұрын
@@european-one It's just that the Scotts are too cheap not laugh after paying to see a comedy.
@european-one4 жыл бұрын
@@johndowns3839 I see what you did there Lol
@adryanredbeard6994 жыл бұрын
european-one - You just had to bring race into it, didn't you?
@dawinars9 жыл бұрын
I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! GET IN MAH BELLAY
@pussthepupanddonkeythedog51355 жыл бұрын
They actually used "I'm bigger than you" in a Shrek video game!
@newyorkshitty30265 жыл бұрын
*Belleh
@frankgio7794 жыл бұрын
I GOT AH CRAHP ON DECK THAT COULD CHOKE A DONKEH
@calebgaytan2 жыл бұрын
"I ate a baby!!!oh aye!" And "You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!" Was hilarious.
@TheGalaxyDew2 жыл бұрын
*This is definitely shrek!!!!!!*
@mikwinner_beats2 жыл бұрын
They’re both Mike myers
@TheGalaxyDew2 жыл бұрын
@@mikwinner_beats ikr same thing :0
@GrimmestOfReapers2 жыл бұрын
@@mikwinner_beats yo shady sorry that eminem stole your music 😔😔
@mikwinner_beats2 жыл бұрын
@@GrimmestOfReapers ye the only reason I couldn’t stand up is because both my legs were amputated. That cheeky fuck Marshall will always be hated
@bigsquish1232 жыл бұрын
Ya he is
@ellanor72849 жыл бұрын
Try picturing Shrek saying all this instead.
@jherskine9 жыл бұрын
Ellanor: I've got bigger titties than you do!
@ellanor72849 жыл бұрын
Johnny Wadd Mine are pretty small :(
@jherskine9 жыл бұрын
Ellanor I've not seen my Willie in two years which is long enough to declare it legally dead!
@Rinzler37579 жыл бұрын
Shrek: Wheres your shitter, i got a turtlehead pokin out
@DanielRenardAnimation8 жыл бұрын
*Shrek:* _"I'm not kidding. I got a crap on deck that could choke Donkey"_
@matthewlake25659 жыл бұрын
"Oh, that could gag a maggot!"
@jashtacular33385 жыл бұрын
It smells like hot, sick...ass
@SlabOfSteak4 жыл бұрын
Best one
@spankthemonkey34374 жыл бұрын
Joshtackuler 2 hot sweaty woman after running smell good
@joaquinesqueda66514 жыл бұрын
@@jashtacular3338 on a carcass
@WxB20012 жыл бұрын
4:55 I'd like to think the actress who played Frau couldn't hold her laugh in when Mike Myers said that line and they just kept her reaction in the final cut
@KP_Gem2 жыл бұрын
I watched this over and over and over again my entire childhood. I knew every single word. So many things took me so long to understand. Like when Frau says to Dr. Evil "I'm LAAAAATE..." I was so confused for so long 😂
@jonathansherman20398 жыл бұрын
"He's tiny! I've got bigger corn in my crap!" 😂😂
@anthonyglaude46154 жыл бұрын
*C'MERE IM GONNA EAT YA*
@jamesbroughman8233 Жыл бұрын
Funny as h3ll
@Dreadrat Жыл бұрын
COME EER IM GONNA EAT YAA!
@Apex-vv7hk5 жыл бұрын
The part that gets me laughing is where he says “First things first where’s your shiter I’ve got a turtle head poking out!”
@lastmexicano4 жыл бұрын
Apex 3577 that’s a horrible image
@kurookami47244 жыл бұрын
That is a cringe worthy thought... It's going to haunt my nightmares
@jcbanbury3 жыл бұрын
@@kurookami4724 💩💩🤣🤣
@kdrapertrucker3 жыл бұрын
I found out that that's not the best thing to yell when you meet your girlfriends parents for the first time.
@fivenightsatgoldenfreddys49123 жыл бұрын
Im not kidding, I got a crap on deck that can choke a donkey.
@jakedull25533 жыл бұрын
" you know when you go into an apartment building and you smell other people's cooking on each floor and you ask what are they cooking?? That plus crap" 😂
@scooterfoust43613 жыл бұрын
You forgot his line after winning the Sumo wrestling match: "Are we done here? I gotta take a crap."
@aidansexton4710 ай бұрын
Then it would be 26 great quotes
@Draculaura3339 жыл бұрын
" I DIDN'T HAVE ANY CORNNN " xDD
@Frothenbath19 жыл бұрын
Phantom corn strikes again! D:>
@leahhiggins65779 жыл бұрын
Dilandau Albatou "I've had bigger chunks of corn in ma CRAAP!" 😂
@whovianhistorybuff9 жыл бұрын
That's like when you blow chunks and think I never ate any diced carrot
@thenot-so-epichundredknigh15476 жыл бұрын
BLU Spy The human body can turn anything put in it into shit. Except corn. Corn is indestructible.
@codykoch70815 жыл бұрын
Smells like carrots and throw up
@antoine_-xh5mg4 жыл бұрын
This man sounds like cat in the hat, shrek, and a drunk (scottishman) simultaneously Edit: I’m aware now that all characters are played by mike Myers after several hundred people have told me
@ashleygaden11754 жыл бұрын
Scottish*
@abraham.hayden4 жыл бұрын
SCOTTISH AND YOU BEST NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE BEFORE A SCOT GETS YOU
@marshallbowdrie85624 жыл бұрын
Same guy that voices Shrek
@KyuKel4 жыл бұрын
Marshall Bowdrie and the same guy that voices cat in the hat
@theryanreynoldsfan36744 жыл бұрын
i-800-SURANCER6 He is!
@christophersouza3159 Жыл бұрын
2:26 Austin Powers when your parents enter the room
@matthewsoucy90739 ай бұрын
And your parents would cackle
@hertzair11864 жыл бұрын
Meyers best Scottish work was actually in “So I married an Axe Murderer”
@preposterous32454 жыл бұрын
Happy Hertzair agreed
@Midlanflyguy4 жыл бұрын
"Head...Paper...Now!!!!"
@lordpsi993 жыл бұрын
HEED, YOUR HEAD IS MASSIVE! IT'S LIKE THA MOON!
@ohdeararat79473 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to the Scottish Store, where if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!"
@bensteer37783 жыл бұрын
He’ll be crying himself to sleep on his gargantuan pillow. His heed is a regular Sputnik it has its own weather system.
@GasMeltdown4 жыл бұрын
basically shrek if he was human
@JamesTheManiac3 жыл бұрын
It's just pure essence of Mike Myers no matter his role. I love it, lol
@ZJRLT3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesTheManiac *REVERSE AND THROTTLE AND REVERSE AND... SCENE*
@M4sterchef39073 жыл бұрын
If not better
@ZJRLT3 жыл бұрын
@@M4sterchef3907 AYE WHERES YOUR SHITTER!!!!!
@bgexclusive67693 жыл бұрын
Need to make an adult version of shrek where he says funny shit like this 😂
@xavierharvey4961 Жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when I was a wee boy.. and if I can recall fat bastard wasn't a bad guy. I actually loved his character development.
@MikeDoyleRealMan44 Жыл бұрын
0:21 After eating Shepherds Pie
@alexandru18 Жыл бұрын
What the? I didin't have any corn?
@AlexandruCatrina-bk6jg3 ай бұрын
Waht da I didn't have any corn?
@whiteshadow81524 жыл бұрын
3:50 and a legend was born.
@NewSoupWiiHii3 жыл бұрын
GET IN MAH BELLEH
@carterwilliam63512 жыл бұрын
GET IN MAH BELLEH
@tripplordofinconvenience99532 жыл бұрын
GET IN MAH BELLEH
@titanrex05132 жыл бұрын
He is a lucky wee man
@devanbrittlegyvb43552 жыл бұрын
@@NewSoupWiiHii dftg
@johncisney158 жыл бұрын
"AH ET A BEBEH"
@Apollodragon-zl2mj7 жыл бұрын
Oh I baby the other other white meat baby it's what's for dinner
@chickenvasquez786 жыл бұрын
A IT A BEBEI
@chickenvasquez786 жыл бұрын
BEBEI ES WUTS 4 DIENR
@thenot-so-epichundredknigh15476 жыл бұрын
BEYBEY! THE OTHER-OTHER WHITE MEAT!!!
@andrewmonske83564 жыл бұрын
YOU EAT BABIES!!!
@Mint_The_Shark Жыл бұрын
1:45 is my favorite
@danielfife3483 жыл бұрын
What would he have done to eat Mini Me? And that was funny when he cheered for Scott
@VideoSaySo10 жыл бұрын
"FIRST THINGS FIRST!" The first time I saw this, it was in a stack of movies my sister rented for me to watch while I was in recovery from a surgery. I kept rewinding that scene over and over, laughing harder and harder...and I busted the stitches out and started to bleed. When I was in the ER telling them what happened, the doctor said he was going to have to go out and rent that flick that night...he needed a laugh =)) I'm sure he laughed that much harder when that scene came on and he remembered restitching me from almost dying laughing from it (literally! lol!!)
@bigbadbraxien60816 жыл бұрын
VideoSaySo that's funny
@stardustman4205 жыл бұрын
"what a story, Mark"
@realdonaldtrump46104 жыл бұрын
Lol. Incredible
@kdog62114 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best thing I’ve read this year. That is a story for the ages 😂
@ismellthecheeze64362 жыл бұрын
Well this brings a hole new meaning to dieing of laughter
@bluebunanimates65904 жыл бұрын
my dad always mimics him and shouts *"I ATE A BABY!!"* best. dad. ever.
@joaquinesqueda66514 жыл бұрын
my dad would say *GET IN MA BELLY* when at the dinner table
@bluebunanimates65904 жыл бұрын
@@joaquinesqueda6651 oh my god XD
@joaquinesqueda66514 жыл бұрын
@@bluebunanimates6590 he was Scottish to so it made it even more funnier
@bluebunanimates65904 жыл бұрын
Joaquin Esqueda oh my god! That's priceless!
@daltonthacker41914 жыл бұрын
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs
@SidewaysSurfDrinksHQАй бұрын
“That would gag a maggot….” Priceless.
@micohdeguzmandmd2 жыл бұрын
3:18 _meh beh_ 🤭
@alexandru18 Жыл бұрын
That's what lance tirthyeager says when he played sml shrek
@greatdonutgod14246 жыл бұрын
"I eat because I'm unhappy, I'm in happy because I eat" That hit me where it hurts. RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!!!!
@bluebunanimates65904 жыл бұрын
Stefan Gangoso XD my dad says that last line all the time when he gets hurt
@sovietbiscuit99184 жыл бұрын
Stefan Gangoso that’s my life in a nutshell
@bbuk87294 жыл бұрын
That’s not the quote at all, it’s “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy bc I eat.
@hac27873 жыл бұрын
Instinct Micah that’s not it at all! It’s “I eat because I’m unhappy, And I’m unhappy because I eat”
@timwollen32363 жыл бұрын
@@hac2787 I'm sure it was a typo
@quietspudlv86644 жыл бұрын
“I eat because I’m unhappy....I’m unhappy because I eat...” God that is me
@toxicpickle53394 жыл бұрын
SilentPotatoLv8 lmao sad but beats a drug habit so props to u man
@philbateman19893 жыл бұрын
Classic cycle of addiction, man. Replace "eat" with "drink" and you have me. Your addiction makes you miserable, so you do it more to try to feel better, and you do for a little bit, but eventually you need more to feel better again. Rinse and repeat.
@mustang20053 жыл бұрын
I hear that
@rowanmelton76432 жыл бұрын
@@toxicpickle5339 Say what you will, but drugs are great for weight loss
@AllisonChains642 жыл бұрын
@@rowanmelton7643 Depends on the drug
@shapesnatch13413 жыл бұрын
"What kind of stupid ass question is that?" best quote and delivery ever.
@Castillo_yunko76 Жыл бұрын
Oh my!! This is funnier than robot chicken.😂
@terratheterribl4 жыл бұрын
I watched these my entire childhood repeatedly and didn't know Mike Myers playing anyone except Austin Powers until I was an adult. It is my biggest shame to this day.
@tweakypoppy2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's... that's something.
@theredtechnician2 жыл бұрын
Same, I asked my mother who played Dr Evil
@espresso3872 жыл бұрын
I knew he acted as Fat bastard and Austin Powers, no idea he was Goldmember and Dr evil.
@legomangamesnetwork1151 Жыл бұрын
It took me till the third movie
@thomasbunner52144 жыл бұрын
Years ago I worked security for Citi Bank, and we had some bank officers in from South America. They came in one day speaking Spanish amongst themselves and one said something about Fat Bastard. (They spoke fluent english, but were chatting in their own language.) Without missing a beat I quipped "GET IN MAAH BELLY", pointing to my own stomach as FB did in the movie. The three of them instantly cracked up and nearly fell down in the floor! Priceless!
@Spingerex Жыл бұрын
Lol
@sandygrungerson11778 ай бұрын
yeah that never happened.
@iamthepootisman18 ай бұрын
@@sandygrungerson1177your birth should never have have happened
@sandygrungerson11778 ай бұрын
@@iamthepootisman1 yet here i am, here i will remain. LOL.
@georgeveriniotis34502 жыл бұрын
0:53 - 1:02 that transition was executed to perfection👌🏼
@aestheticgod78713 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t have any corn” gets me every time🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@JoshCraver90009 жыл бұрын
"OHH, YOU GAVE ME A NURPLE!!"
@bacondogjr.47599 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaaah my titties!!!
@harrylonsdale31428 жыл бұрын
+Bacon dog jr. look at mah sexy bodeh!
@skrubhater13647 жыл бұрын
harry lonsdale I ate a baby!
@harrylonsdale31427 жыл бұрын
Skrub Hater chilllyy baby back ribs!
@jasonvoorhees56918 жыл бұрын
Atleast he believes he's sexy
@eaglehood2247 жыл бұрын
I can relate a bit
@reprehensiblehuman16757 жыл бұрын
Look at my sexy bodeh
@zombeaver697 жыл бұрын
he is tho, wat are u fuckin blind
@chickennugs9055 жыл бұрын
Jason Voorhees he is he’s dead sexy!
@CaptainCanuckk5 жыл бұрын
Jason Voorhees fuck you mean he is
@jwalexander21232 жыл бұрын
Once Had Fat You Never Go Back2:50 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha🤣🤣😅😂🤣😅
@hannibalbarca6308 Жыл бұрын
Yet another classic that could never be 'allowed' to be made today
@MasterChiefSpartan117 Жыл бұрын
Screw PC bullshit. Let's make it anyways.
@stranger79687 жыл бұрын
0:48 I love how that asian chick is happy at first and then goes like :O.
@crazyfvck5 жыл бұрын
@Stranger LOL! I've seen all of the Austin Powers movies many times, and I've never noticed that before :)
@xxlCortez8 жыл бұрын
So, I was like "let's watch a short youtube video while I'm eating".
@valentine42208 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 poor you
@TheMMObro7 жыл бұрын
LOL same
@lokket99957 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have some of that fat and put it to some good use.
@redcrumb55907 жыл бұрын
xxlCortez me too, I also choked on my rice xD
@jaymanxxxx6 жыл бұрын
lols
@captc0ck5lap60 Жыл бұрын
Me and my brother, both adults approaching 40, still quote baby back ribs to each other, having nearly died laughing watching the movies in our teens.
@chivo56706 ай бұрын
“I DIDNT HAVE ANY CORN” pops up in my head from time to time 😭
@James_Hawke10 жыл бұрын
*Farts* "Everyone likes their own brand, don't they? It's magic."
@jordanwebster41704 жыл бұрын
I'VE NOT SEEN MY WILLY IN 2 YEARS WHICH IS LONG ENOUGH TO DECLARE LEGALLY DEAD!
@JohnRRoe22 жыл бұрын
I still love that line. Which stills makes me laugh!!!!
@michaellennerman78442 жыл бұрын
Honestly probably the best line he says. Right next to "I ATE A BABY!"
@jordanwebster41702 жыл бұрын
@@michaellennerman7844 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs
@wmst50653 жыл бұрын
How could you have left out _"Prepare for the ultimate wire-fighting maneuver. I just hope my wire-fighting team is READY!"_ ?
@ericeasterday5849 Жыл бұрын
I gotta say, Fat Bastard is one of the best Austin Powers Henchmen ever!! He’s definitely my favorite!! 😂😂
@captainmichaelj.caboose17776 жыл бұрын
“I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs”
@jakerkazamgamingchannel87044 жыл бұрын
Excuse me.
@MrRedforman14 жыл бұрын
@@jakerkazamgamingchannel8704 Chili's baby back ribs
@AllisonChains642 жыл бұрын
I remember those commercials lol
@kyvilfongkot63722 жыл бұрын
Yo caboose
@batmanfan3172 жыл бұрын
@@MrRedforman1 Barcue Sauce!
@TheGamerInDisguise6 жыл бұрын
“RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BUTTON!” That gets me every time! 😂😂😂
@supbrahimhammer.4213 жыл бұрын
“Jesus Christ this diaper’s making my nuts rub together, ITS GONNA START A FIRE!!!” I always quote that before my football games because it can get pretty hot under all those pads
@owenpadilla9132 Жыл бұрын
Mike myers, the guy who voices shrek, plays this guy, and austin powers, and dr evil
@Greedfa7 жыл бұрын
I remember when this movie first came out. Everybody at my middle school made fat bastard references lol
@mustang20053 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol great times
@dmann5938 Жыл бұрын
Especially: GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!!!
@mrmean28904 жыл бұрын
"I eat because im unhappy, and im unhappy because I eat" damn thats deep
@bmil384 жыл бұрын
that quote is honestly pretty sad... took a hard turn from the rest of the quotes
@MrRedforman14 жыл бұрын
Sadly that's true irl A lot of overweight people claim it
@jballday36683 жыл бұрын
That has to hit you in the heart
@0ne0nlyLarry2 жыл бұрын
0:09 of all the animals that he could've said
@Derfology92 Жыл бұрын
I love these movies. The fact he voiced Shrek just makes it that much better. Happy to imagine Shrek saying all this
@Snuusnuu694 жыл бұрын
"You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell what other people are cooking on each floor, and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap". Gets me every time.
@St0ned_Sl0an3 жыл бұрын
3:50 one of the most famous quotes was born
@ismellthecheeze64362 жыл бұрын
Me after getting high and open a icebox
@LLubdeRr8 ай бұрын
"i got more chins than a chinese phone book" This one had me dying! As a kid i never understood it but now it is just hillarious!
@teknoman1178 жыл бұрын
i haven't seen my willy in two years. Thats long enough to declare it legally dead. Man, i'm dying here....
@djschannel51478 жыл бұрын
I got a crap on deck that can chock a donkey ROLF
@maximuffin63957 жыл бұрын
who's rolf?
@cmderfox53966 жыл бұрын
Elijah Thomas R.olling O.n the F.loor L.aughing Rofl
@dextermorgan27706 жыл бұрын
Cmder Fox So why not just say that?
@YaBoiWicked6 жыл бұрын
6 years later his friend ended up being a Donkey lmaol
@itsyuhboi54066 жыл бұрын
D J's Channel choke*
@djpunyer87622 жыл бұрын
1:52 is the undisputed best
@chrisgroover635911 ай бұрын
“More chins then a Chinese phone book” that just sent me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@criticalfail-jt5qb4 жыл бұрын
It's HILARIOUS that in my lifetime I've had certain situations and in those situations I've used basically every single one of these lines
@metalgrinch4 жыл бұрын
I miss when Mike Meyers was king of the world
@yoboikamil5252 жыл бұрын
I can't pick a favorite quote these are all amazing
@Artzei2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, that it's just Myers arguing and fighting against himself.
@FireFox9497 жыл бұрын
2:02 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs !!
@screwyou36487 жыл бұрын
Chliiii baby back ribs
@bipolatelly98067 жыл бұрын
you sound like g w bush ! or the queen! (-: Geddit???? LOL
@lemongrabracing717 жыл бұрын
Renard chillyyyyy baby back ribs.
@OrthodoxGT5 жыл бұрын
And take your Chillys to go baby go baby go baby go.
@jakerkazamgamingchannel87044 жыл бұрын
Excuse me.
@pythonl0rd5844 жыл бұрын
If Garfield, shrek, and a drunk brit met.
@MarkoBlack763 жыл бұрын
We need to keep this safe from this generation
@Antitheist_232 жыл бұрын
The absolute best part of these movies is the fact Mike Myers would hold these characters off screen so he wouldnt lose them between scenes
@aceking3855 жыл бұрын
I never actually noticed the small amounts of droll while he’s talking. It’s disturbing but it makes me love this character even more.
@itsraventm5 жыл бұрын
0:27 was just a constant flow of greatness
@adonian7 ай бұрын
Omg, that 1st one… I’ve used that at least 3x this year. “Everyone loves their own brand.”
@anonymouscitizen61654 ай бұрын
Wafting wafting wafting....I think that's the best one FN hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SSorrens8 жыл бұрын
Okay then, Shrek.
@cubic32826 жыл бұрын
malcolms memery ik
@cubic32826 жыл бұрын
Seribro Sorrens DONKEE
@burialbrigadevideos74985 жыл бұрын
The actor also does doctor evil and Austin powers
@chrishuston66525 жыл бұрын
α ρєяѕσи. I know*
@justinoiler97495 жыл бұрын
@malcolms memery Justin powers Dr Danielle powers Mike Ellis Luis Luciano
@bathtubboi81884 жыл бұрын
"I got bigger chunks of corn in my crap" best quote
@Scythe_Voltage Жыл бұрын
2:07 that’s where the office gets it from
@brodericksimpson60492 жыл бұрын
Mike Myers is a comedic genius.
@No-uo3oc6 жыл бұрын
2:15 "you know what my favorite Hellen Hunt movie is? Twister!"
@alexandru18 Жыл бұрын
2:18 he riped his pingas
@lord_beethoven11693 жыл бұрын
“You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?” *Twister*