Top 10 Short Kings

[@juliakoczor]

i love how awkward cody gets when people make art for him he's like: uh yeah cool uh yeah thats cool yeah

[@zigz2091]

He’s too old to act normal.

[@piss8336]

@@zigz2091 good

[@zigz2091]

@@mariya_tortilla his dementia kicks in.

[@gellyfishies]

@@zigz2091 these aren't funny anymore

[@grahamhainesruns]

@@zigz2091 they’re really not lmao

[@venkall6306]

Cody’s hair has left the awkward lord farquad phase and entered its natural, luscious, voluminous stage

[@nikoleannkelly]

I completely and whole heartedly agree

[@Stella-cf4cl]

im a girl and im actually jealous of how voluminous it is. mine lays flat on my head. he needs to give us a hair routine

[@LaniMilan]

ven kall facts

[@moon-cf2vw]

@@Stella-cf4cl seriously same

[@hugevibez]

@@Stella-cf4cl he says it in the video "salt from the ocean", i have shit hair but when I go on holiday to the beach it looks waaaay better

[@milktpapi]

Cody please put ur hair in two high ponytails. I think it would look good on u 😍😍😍

[@jemimaphilip2074]

milk braids 😍😍

[@haz1004]

omg HAHAHWH

[@maryy2077]

Yes

[@cornpop21]

do it Cody

[@louiseb6111]

@@jemimaphilip2074 Wtf are milk braids?😆

[@hosannamatienzo1871]

"Not good enough, but better than bad." Literally my whole academic life explained.

[@missbraindamage]

My whole life in one sentence.

[@megkrish7568]

Noice

[@katiegeorge2051]

I feel seen and understood

[@khillaelk5367]

My whole life on general

[@truck574]

Same

[@sonicuzumaki]

Cody: I’m not a fucking scientist Also Cody: *studied computer science*

[@SkyLene]

*literally went to Duke*

[@soupsinha]

That doesn't make you a scientist lmao but my old manz do have a big brain

[@SkyLene]

@@soupsinha it makes you a computer scientist

[@soupsinha]

@@SkyLene Not exactly. If I majored in biological sciences and I work in medical writing, does that make me a scientist? He studied computer science and worked in iOS development, so he's (formerly) a software engineer/programmer. Hence: "I'm not a fucking scientist."

[@megkrish7568]

@@soupsinha ugh well I didn't even know 'computer scientist' was a thing, anyone who studies computer science is usually called a programmer or software engineer but i looked up the definition and it just says someone who has acquired knowledge of computer systems and theory? So it would make him a computer scientist but not a conventional scientist, which is ofc what he meant by that

[@gabriellegrifno3802]

disappointed that this wasn't cody's personal short king rank list

[@siennatebbe8471]

THIS ONE

[@deztinigonzales2194]

I was thinking the same thing!!!!

[@rizaonline5245]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3i6hI2seLibjbs My first upload on youtube! Hope you ENJOY:)

[@graceshaw9070]

that’s literally why i clicked on this video

[@angelmarie1112]

Me too!! I thought he was going to have a tier list of short kings that he loves lmao

[@galaxyrose15]

The hair is starting to leave "ew" category and the length is approaching "alright alright alright" category

[@deedeexYT]

😂

[@lillihunner]

😂

[@bellabrainrot3348]

😂

[@sharrisagobin2818]

😂

[@seventysix92]

😂

[@izzy8570]

Judging by this title, if Cody and Noel aren’t in the top 3 I’m suing. Edit: i’ll see y’all in court.

[@jxstjohnny]

I skipped to the end and I have on thing to say. The court date is on January 21st.

[@thisisfalili6099]

FRR

[@AC-gm6dr]

Nice pfp

[@describedby_3953]

Cyn1c I feel stupid for actually clicking

[@tiffanyrenee4632]

I expected Noel in this video... 0:41 in... no Noel... I'm suing

[@ZiranaCain]

Cody using Photoshop to just crop a picture is pure flex

[@sophieariel8676]

definitely worth the $20 a month

[@adil.670]

@@sophieariel8676 you guys pay for Photoshop !?

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

You don’t?!?!

[@adil.670]

@@simplykathrynrebeca I know it's wrong but no one is getting hurt .

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

@@adil.670 lmao i was expressing my jealousy I can’t even afford it with my broke ass 😂😂😭

[@clairegerbasi9401]

didn’t think 1d fans and Cody ko fans would ever overlap but here we are

[@Cincy-x1m]

I’m a fan of both

[@pastyginger]

Hello I am here

[@bellacolumbus1957]

@@karahaggard6257 Kurtis fans have always been 1D fans... at least his OG ones. All of his old vines were basically about one direction

[@annaruby5972]

ahhh

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

cool to find the other chodesters who are also directioners lmao

[@lukesanders6941]

cody: "im a fat man" cody when someone calls him fat: "EXCUSE ME"

[@zigz2091]

He’s not fat, he’s just 80.

[@RedPilledAsFuck]

It’s only ok when you say it about yourself 😡😡

[@crispy9542]

@@RedPilledAsFuck yes everyone knows that thats the rule thats just how it is and there is nothing you can do about it

[@Rose-hh7mk]

I feel like the only reason he thinks he's fat is cause he used to have a 6 pack

[@rizaonline5245]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3i6hI2seLibjbs My first upload on youtube! Hope you ENJOY:)

[@melsyoutube]

not y'all in the comments now praising cody's hair as if you weren't begging him to shave it for months 🤨 if you didn’t love it at its lord farquad, you don’t get to love it at its keanu reaves.

[@gogola728]

True man I personally don’t fw the long hair but as long as he feels comfortable but I hate those bastards acting like they didn’t completely destroy him

[@14thmoons]

for reallll

[@fagioli7063]

Lord farquad 💀✋

[@gregothy9190]

Normalise changing your opinion 😤😤😤😤

[@enamored1]

It’s growing on me😂😂😂😂😂

[@hnestly1355]

Cody looks like he was a programmer and then decided to spend his life reviewing his reddit

[@hnestly1355]

@@vi-plus damn that sounds so legit

[@mrmaxmondays]

Yea did he own a business tho

[@saltyy5834]

Damn where'd you get that idea? Sounds ridiculous.

[@maneitzme]

that sounds too unrealistic. no real person would do that would they?

[@anniemcenaney6106]

which is basically...what he is lol

[@MissFelice]

The best part of this video is Cody trying to aggressively waterboard himself with sparkling water for no reason. What a beast.

[@SikonWoW]

lol ikr CTFU

[@siobhanmoran6092]

and its called liquid death...

[@alexandriamahoneyy24687]

i’d argue it’s a tie between that and him attempting to reenact an auto tune super power 😭

[@ChefNick1379]

5’9 Cody: “i wasn’t on the short king list wtf” 5’5 me: “ha yeah”

[@graham9345]

I don’t think he is actually 5’9

[@ericcartman8265]

@@graham9345 he is

[@keeks4914]

@@graham9345 He is 5'7 at most.

[@magickalmason]

5'1 me :')

[@elysia1700]

cody’s hair looks fucking luscious man

[@grillboss6767]

I will bathe in the grease

[@rachelllj]

i read this as “fucking hideous” and i was like goddamn

[@grillboss6767]

@@vi-plus can you shut up luv

[@jacklamm602]

Fax

[@ugh1230]

@@grillboss6767 love this energy

[@youhavenolife1803]

“last minute gift buyer” yeah a whole ass day later

[@lilliehinds1074]

U hear them not just a day a whole ASS day

[@despairwaffle6798]

Us Puertoricans got second Christmas on January 6th let's go😳😳😳

[@KKISCRAZYFUL]

Cody drinking sparkling water called "Liquid Death" and acting like it hurts is so on brand for him.

[@mckennasmith3546]

nothing could be more on brand

[@jesustiddies3574]

don’t think it was acting

[@KKISCRAZYFUL]

@@jesustiddies3574 lol

[@rizaonline5245]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3i6hI2seLibjbs My first upload on youtube! Hope you ENJOY:)

[@bbspooks]

Legendary moment when Kelsea walked through and gave the camera that look iconic. Style? Also an icon

[@machete660]

Big baby is literally the opposite of a short king.. he’s massive for his age...

[@CalMacYT]

Only a Short King can crown a fellow Short King.

[@osto648]

And only a tall king can crown a tall king, only because a short one can’t reach his head 💯

[@jamesharrington1328]

yes because if we tried to crown a tall king we wouldn’t be able to reach

[@CalMacYT]

@@jamesharrington1328 You know James, you know

[@jamesharrington1328]

@@CalMacYT we are living in spain without the s

[@NO-fn6wy]

Cody didn’t notice how the Pokémon card was fire type. Cause they’re fire

[@sarujan4803]

Fire bro.

[@emilysedits3015]

Cody is so close to having hair like harry styles in 2015. Maybe people can start making imagines about cody now.

[@marennielsen7211]

PLSSSS

[@karisjoy5348]

Lmaoooo

[@rosalbamiranda9183]

Just commenting to leave myself a reminder: Cody's gonna have a New York Times bestselling novel one year from now.

[@user-mg1cc3wr5o]

Sick

[@wepeelwraps]

only 3 months to go!!

[@rosalbamiranda9183]

@@wepeelwraps oh my God you're right🤩

[@steve-o9795]

The “today we’re going to look at some dudes” fucking had me rolling

[@alexandra-yk6hr]

it’s very sad that cody realizes how unfunny his fans are

[@sarahchtrd2893]

frrr

[@Moonlight50540]

They used to be funny ngl. I dont know now, all the jokes are about his age and hair kinda old.

[@ems333]

it’s tragic

[@gumbyenthusiast]

well it had to happen eventually

[@valeriaflores1729]

Redditors are pretty unfunny so I wonder how they are on other platforms tbh

[@tess3000]

Kelsey said in her vlog, “Wayne’s world is hot,” so you have nothing to worry about king!

[@alexhadlaw1077]

the fact he had to open photoshop to CROP a photo is beyond me

[@casssssssssssss]

I was pissed 😂😂😂 such an extra step

[@kimberlyelias4857]

it was a bit.. like a joke lmao

[@saucyboysimulator4736]

there's a reason he's not a graphic designer lol

[@AyeDaniels]

As a short king, being one upped by a BABY is just humiliating.

[@guppy719]

Especially since that baby is going to grow up to be a giant.

[@So.3dgy]

We need another THATS CRINGE: with Cody and Noel

[@oblivion3167]

yes PLEASE we need a part 3 to girl defined

[@xander6055]

"why isn't anyone making fun of matthew mcconaughey?" *has an in-depth series about how absurd matthew mcconaughey is on the podcast*

[@natalielong113]

EXACTLY

[@lulutunes7496]

“Just because I say I’m a fat man doesn’t mean you can say it BRO” aggressively tucks bob behind ears

[@Uptomyknees]

You did have a hobby. You did make it a business. What you create rarely has any physical weight, so it can feel effervescent, but you do make fine quality rugs for youtube.

[@Ohjulieannee]

k

[@MrJonSkate]

This was so frictionless

[@sunev6863]

Ah

[@icebox544]

I don’t think you know what effervescent means....

[@Uptomyknees]

@@icebox544 bubbly. People occasionally use it in casual parlance to mean "weightless" or unimportant, passing quickly.

[@helleborus5795]

the custom rugs are made through a process called punch needle! this method has been around for awhile but has really regained popularity this year. it’s a fun crafting activity, i would love to see you make a vid of you trying it out!’

[@leahpaxton2508]

Cody: “we eatin good, I’m a fat man” Fan: *references this lyric in a song* Cody: is this a fat joke😠

[@yikes876]

im thinking they said frat boy not fat boy lol

[@SJO87]

It's not a Cody & Ko video without talking about Cody's hair

[@rizaonline5245]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3i6hI2seLibjbs My first upload on youtube! Hope you ENJOY:)

[@SupraMan38]

i think i’m the shortest top short king

[@grillboss6767]

you're a short emperor my guy

Ik I'm totally fan girling but i love your vids

[@oikawa1759]

Cody Sam collab when

[@ElleMaryAnneBesttt]

collab rn

[@AHEBDVGDHAHSCDGDH]

Ye

[@tinyrat275]

If Danny Devito isn’t on this list I’m gonna riot

[@mspiz6082]

cody when u said deep fakes are creepy cuz they're "not good enough but better than bad" it's called the uncanny valley effect - when an object/image looks very similar to a human but is not quite right, your unconscious mind alerts u that sumns sus.

[@holtspunk6202]

I need a video of cody trying to do different hair styles with his hair

[@elainacausey4624]

number 1 short king : cody

[@lazyysheeps]

a given, of course

[@masonfarley9102]

Your hair isn’t greasy, it’s sexy and moist

[@letsfindsomepeace9207]

F.. frictionless

[@Andreas-bw5zx]

Moist like Cr1tikals

[@masonfarley9102]

@@Andreas-bw5zx hell yeah

[@Andreas-bw5zx]

@wizard yeaaah baby that's what I been waiting for that's what its all about whoaa

[@Berry-hf3jj]

Cody: sparkling water The can: *liquid death*

[@sarandoncapri7321]

Why did I get chills and almost cry when you did the auto tune thing...

[@pumpkinpie2948]

Cody: *Chugs liquid death and is surprised he’s dying*

[@HB-zk5iw]

The reason deepfakes creep you out is called the “uncanny valley”. It’s the line where it’s not quite cartoon not quite human. Like polar express

[@enamored1]

Like the tree topper

[@imal7685]

Cody: always telling people he’s not that short Also Cody: upset he didn’t make it onto the top ten short kings list

[@emmilyw]

cody: i wish i had a niche hobby that i could’ve made a business also cody: made like a lot of apps and sold them for millions

[@autumn1352]

I actually like the hair like this, looks good.

[@davgathright]

That head glitched "IS IT?" about the best selling book literally floored me.

[@kwrhgfksgjkaebrfk]

who’s gonna tell him that ny mag’s “the cut” and the youtube channel “cut” are different

[@anastasiaanderson2032]

I really wish people would leave this dudes hair alone or him in general. He's been a saving grace during quarantine.

[@uhicanexplain3858]

It’s called joking, I’m sure he doesn’t mind lmao

[@britch7286]

@@uhicanexplain3858 jokes get old

[@veronikagonzalez5954]

@@uhicanexplain3858 he has said he genuinely doesn't like the old jokes so i'm sure the hair jokes are getting annoying

[@juliamarden3662]

I know I’m not the only one who is still really wanting another that’s cringe

[@peorysounds]

In the last podcast he said that he found a video which could work for the return of that's cringe, we'll see

[@ethanharris9932]

Fr it’s been a hot minute

[@margaretkn12]

I think it all depends on if it’s safe for him to see and film with noel. As soon as it is though I hope they do another one!

[@Mikol_Billy]

@@margaretkn12 oh you mean like them baking together?

[@britch7286]

@@peorysounds they have said so many times that they want to do other shit. They arent only the that's cringe guys

[@liddiyuh]

the way he said “just know that we’re beefing” and “down CATACLYSMIC” im ctfu jesus christ

[@amadeusgarcia3885]

“Ouuu a graphic design poster, I really appreciate *graphic design* posters, *graphic design* is something I’m not very good at so when I see *gRaPhIc DeSiGn* I really appreciate it” Literally killed me

[@jl5529]

Mans loaded Adobe Photoshop just to crop an image

[@emilycreswell6907]

hahahahahahahaha i thought that

[@srinblmlmlke]

There weren’t a bunch of old jokes because they got bullied out of the comment section lol. As they should’ve been.

[@angelhell8679]

is number 1 going to be me? is that why you’re pointing at me in the thumbnail? am i short king #1?

[@stefan1998]

if angel hell is your real name thats sick

[@commentsareuss]

I’m so happy the Cody on top of the tree sculpture made it to him the girl did such an amazing job!!

[@petra5840]

3:18 The feeling you are describing is called "uncanny valley".

[@wondergirl9070]

Completely off topic, but your hair's fucking awesome.

[@Ελπίδαμας]

*your

[@Sophie_Pea]

Honestly, idk why people keep making fun of it I think it looks really good

[@mitchellblais3408]

Cody: I wish I had a niche and could make money off it Bruh

[@endlessvoid7952]

"I wish I had a niche hobby I could make into a business", says the man on his personal KZbin channel.

[@Assassin026]

Alternative title: Cody developing body dysmorphia for 10 minutes straight.

[@LacroixboiMarx]

I really love how Cody had to use Photoshop to crop an image.

[@kimlevi44]

So you’re telling me this isn’t World War Z Brad Pitt

[@kiera_marie]

This is super random but I have bad anxiety & trouble sleeping but Cody’s videos really help me calm down when I can’t sleep. Got anxious again & seeing this already calmed my nerves so just thank u cody lol

[@imsojulia]

petition to see cody with his hair wrapped up in a towel FOR THE CULTURE

[@Phytobiogenes]

Cody: doesn’t want us to make old jokes Also Cody: *complains about drinking sparkling water quickly*

[@kristininatalie]

damn 😂😂😂😂 underrated comment

[@alaa3275]

Not that Cody's hair is his whole identity but he really should try that Keanu Reeves hair style

[@buckeyeguy7906]

*sees cody open photoshop* *prepares for super cool photo editing montage* *literally just crops a photo*

[@reyna4192]

Kelseys outfit in that video was 🔥🔥🔥

[@kennedycross2244]

GUYS U ALREADY KNOW WHAT ISSSS jesus my ears CODY..

[@scorpiomoon9981]

man my humour is so broken i died at "today were gonna look at some dudes"

[@Zofro2165]

Cody, thank you for making videos ! You cheer me up and make me laugh and I know I am not the only one who feels that way. It's nice to have something good and fun to look forward to during these tough times, thanks for helping to make things a bit better. I hope you're doing okay and I hope you are enjoying making the videos as much as we enjoy watching them, love you Cody!

[@sophie.lupine]

no one: cody: g r a p h i c d e s i g n

[@maddiepeyton]

The creepy thing when a deep fake isn’t good enough is called the Uncanny Valley

[@alexisescobedo6862]

0:28 he said “I get lit on some FRAT BOY SHIT!” lol

[@xmxrmee]

“i love it but i want it to die” funny. that’s exactly what i say to a mirror ain’t that a coinkydink

[@jessicareyes9815]

Okay but did he say “fat” or “frat”? Since Cody was in a frat, ya know? Lol

[@somstan]

Def think it was frat boy lol

[@amazingDani101]

His hair looks way better with his hair parted to the side

[@swiftietaylorsversion3001]

Cody's hair looks so good in this video😍

[@abbyjo308]

YOUNG MAAAAN HUSH YOUR CRYING AND DRY YOUR TEARS AWAYY

[@swiftietaylorsversion3001]

@@abbyjo308 Nothing is original, there's nothing left to say You won't be the first or be the last to bleed Every broken heart as far as your eye can see It's a copy of a copy of a copy It's a copy of a copy of a copy😂

[@elicarr4937]

Sometimes I think Kody is the kinda person he would roast

[@chrisherzog1367]

9:32 idk why but the cyberpunk music kills me every time

[@izzyproductions2417]

“Why do I have a uvula hanging from my nose”, I spit out my chocolate milk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@croutonsoap1732]

Why isn’t Danny Devito in this video.

[@peepeecaca247]

THE short Kong

[@dannydevito1428]

i’m right here

[@katjau_]

Mr Earles from your pfp is also a short king that's often overlooked

[@TheWhomst]

What's a god to a king

[@dishapatel2398]

Can we like get a love island part 12 orrrrrrr

[@wyattbrasseau2358]

@@vi-plus shut up dude

[@ktelizabeth54]

anyone else hear "FRAT boy cody ko" in the beginning instead of "FAT boy cody ko" ??🤔🤔

[@enamored1]

That makes more sense

[@DHRUVISM2016]

Lol

[@michaelaallan2519]

Yeah, that's def what it said

[@swiftietaylorsversion3001]

1.Louis Tomlinson Louis:Oh give me a break ı'm big

[@lklover68]

I like these rants about hair in the beginning thank u for the vlog

[@ZenzoSezSo]

Is somebody going to tell Cody "Cut" and "The Cut" are two different publishers?

[@gavinwarner3480]

Cody flipping out about the rugs when it’s been all over tiktok for the past 3 months is so funny

[@colleenblythe5464]

That "funniest thing Cody's ever posted" clip kills me because he looks like Chris delia

[@MaddyIntravia]

Omfg but Kelsey's royal blue pantsuit outfit was TO DIE FOR 😍😍😍

[@poyobink]

1 month left until this video is a year old, and cody still hasn't blown past matthew mcconaughey in nyt bestsellers

[@skirval_]

Absolutely devastated

[@mm.yum2]

louis tomlinson better be on this list

[@pluto9822]

i agree 100000%

[@abbyjo308]

I WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME THING 😂

[@abbyjo308]

I love how I see directioners in every comment section

[@rebekah1010]

ajjajs the FIRST thing I thought of tbh

[@mm.yum2]

@@abbyjo308 we are everywhere lol

[@maddiewilliams6836]

Okay I wasn't a big fan of the hair at first but didn't wanna give you shit about not getting a haircut during a global pandemic, but at 5:39??? Your hair looks really good dude.

[@commonercorvus6291]

cody's video title: top 10 short kings cody's video thumbnail: pointing at the screen me being 5'6: thank you cody for honoring me 🙏

[@fstabe5761]

I love your outro music. 🤘 I appreciate slowly watching you get metal 🤣

[@claire1601]

kelci's face when she saw Addison's phone JHSHJCSDHCHJAS