Top 100 - Female Lies

[@lolavieux]

100 annoying things siblings do

[@kylewilliams8028]

"You are a grown woman" "I'm a grown man" Lol, one of Scooters best videos.

[@BlackNerdComedy]

Is that Scooter or Beyonce? :)

[@redeyesstfu]

Them damn doritos.... U killing me man just brilliant lol

[@CapnSpack]

but I actually love video games 😂😂😂

[@DadSteve]

The best part of Sunday nite - is seeing Scooter's newest video. Bravo!

[@staticxtx]

You left out when a guy asks his girl if its alright if he goes to do something and she says "do what you want, I don't care" but gives him the look that says "if you do this, I will be mad and you will pay in some way". Almost every woman I know does this.

[@lindstheteacher1611]

How about these: • He’s not even that cute! • I’m so over him. • I don’t drink. • I don’t want to have a baby. • I don’t like Star Wars. • I’m just focusing on my career. • I’m dating Jesus.

[@urusoimi]

no..number one is.... "i'm going out with my gay guy friend tonight.".........get out as soon as you hear that.

[@kari2593]

You are the father! LMFAOOO

[@LoveScipio2forever]

Great video as usual!! :) maybe the next one should be top 100 ways to tell when people (or girls) are mad at you? Like you could have, "they go from texting with smileys to a whole bunch of periods" ? That might be fun, regardless love you! :)

[@Tammy_Tammy123]

The blonde and brunette are so pretty 😭

[@CrazyWTFgirl]

Scootara!!! "For realsies, I only buy it if its on sale." "That's not true you just got that shirt for full price" "I DO WHAT I WANT."

[@Historicutuber]

Another great video man!

[@luvrock1150]

This video is hysterical!

[@NoTomatoes12]

OMG I'm pretty sure I've said most of these hahahaha. Another one for the books, Scooter!! You should do Top 100 things Fans of losing NFL teams say (Jaguars lol)

[@codemiesterbeats]

I love the Punch Out painting lol a friend of mine played it until that exact image was burned into the screen! (for the young kids that is from the old CRT tv sets that if you left an image on it too long it would burn into the screen...literally also the reason you have "screen savers")

[@Kandmeans]

One of my favorite videos so far(:

[@AgileNoob]

Dude you deserve way more subscribers

[@burningstar7784]

One lie I use is "I'm okay." I'm awesome at hiding my emotions

[@justanordinaryguy658]

"I'm awesome at hiding my emotions" should be number zero

[@DarkElfDiva]

Best. Background. Ever! It's like my entire childhood compressed into a single wall!

[@PrideInIndividuality]

"WILICKERS!!" That killed me xD Brilliant! The Scooterra dance was also GENIUS XD

[@bdh275]

SCOOTA YOU GO GURL!!

[@Haerodiel]

Female here, and you just made me feel... not female. I'm asexual. Never had a single relationship in my life. Romance disgusts me. I hate shopping - unless it's at/for a convention or for video games. I don't need more clothes. Jeans and nerdy t-shirt is enough for me. I haven't worn make-up since my highschool prom. Every friend I've every had has been astonished at my ability to completely avoid any and all drama around me, often even being oblivious to it. I am the un-girl.

[@love78605]

Those two young ladies are so beautiful. The blonde and brunette.

[@jocelynunrau5837]

Jasmine Liz yasss they were gorgeous, were they twins.

[@Contantina46]

Too funny and soo tru , great video ,lol the last pt reminds of things girls say after a break up .

[@Rose15981]

I love your videos you're so funny!😄

[@shioriryukaze]

can i...select them all as favs?

[@MyNameIsScene]

This was on tv Scooter! It was on "RightThisMinute" :)

[@TheGynoTakeOver]

this wig, I CANT lmao

[@NameN0tFound]

"I only go for nice guys" PERFECTION

[@binababy113]

This man speaks the TRUTH

[@leo29hornsfan]

Dude that spirit fingers had me dying. I never laughed so hard for a short time

[@ABajanYankee]

LOL i love your talent. so excited for new videos...

[@anonymous62393]

"I'm a grown man."-Best line in every video.

[@thepyromaniac9927]

I love your top 100

[@raptorkeeper89]

Who is that brunette? I have lived all over north Florida and for some odd reason, she looks VERY familiar...like not even creepin or nothing I swear I know I have either seen or met her in person somewhere.

[@macjones2921]

I was distracted by your 9pm shadow!! Lololol

[@justisleague4021]

Scooter the goat💪🏽

[@jeszyjay]

OMG! I was thinking the say thing. I wish he would have started singing the song!

[@kaliboo6881]

"I didn't get your text... when did you call?"... I just used that one today!!!! AHAHAHHAHHA

[@MLGstar99]

Top 100 things that KZbinrs don't say like: Phillip DeFranco has talent, Tobuscus never post, Ray William Johnson deserves top subscriber rate, and Smosh has clean comedy. etc.

[@maggyrobertson6302]

you forgot, I am tired. I have a headache. no I love it. This totally fits. You look good that way. and I think the general lie is that sounds great, as opposed to specifically pretending to like sports and video games.

[@orlmgc4ever]

Oh man. You're hilarious Scooter.

[@loliver0322]

I don't know what was better about you dressing up as a woman, the fact that you did it or the fact that you had multiple outfits throughout the video xD

[@25447carepear]

the crunching of the chips is a mess, u are something else

[@XxSnapplesxX]

You forgot; "Of course I would have a three way", "Wow you look so pretty", "Size doesn't matter", and "I don't wear anything fake"

[@pirategrrl775]

good Lord...I say waaaaay too many of these!

[@BluffCityNerd]

Do top 100 male pains!....that would be dope

[@TheBrett1890]

You could do old spice adverts, you are like a combination of the muscle guy and the suave guy.

[@CowgirlDreamz]

You should do top #100 things parents say about their kids/to their kids

[@Sophisticated-9]

lmao " you can date my ex boyfriend, i really dont care" scooter is hilarious man

[@dwaynemcdowell2073]

"happy being single"... funny stuff

[@joshuapsalmochavillo708]

"You are the father" 😂

[@MrNic59]

I see you Scooter! Hanging with some lovely ladies!

[@XClubbraxal44]

yeeeeeea scoooooottterrr how ya been man :p

[@junkfoodjunkiewassup]

I'm actually happy being single... truthfully.

[@Lenrom12]

I can't believe you didn't add " size doesn't matter"

[@bajasa123]

"I'm a model" lmao

[@TheTIMidator]

No filter!

[@Breaking-Entering]

He killed me with that "Spirit Fingers" crap.

[@buknikki]

Why is there a bear every where

[@TheLuvableLiberty]

NAILED IT!

[@katherinetaylor4392]

You actually looked good in that barret!!

[@oy59]

1:57 omg i have that same sweater

[@epicawesomenessls]

It was on sale!

[@ConclusionConfusion]

14) I'm not even that upset about it, like I'm not upset, ok? So, just stop asking. 13) I'm not upset. 12) I'm NOT upset.

[@capagette]

Size doesn't matter unless it's bigger than my pinky. If the guy isn't someone that we are comfortable with and like enough then we don't feel much... At least for me.

[@TheLala4you]

This describes my friend so much lol if I sent her this she would be so in denial.

[@TheManUB23]

Top 100 Things People Want for Christmas

[@chloeryman7714]

"This mustache is SO fake." hahahahahahahahahahahahha!! You should've said that!

[@ByarsDesign]

Scooter... Looks like the magic aren't pulling it out this year. (btw I'm from north Florida)

[@WH1TEB0YCM]

Scooter is the man

[@marleysmith100]

"This is my real hair"

[@katiealexander1380]

When he got upset about drama and went to read the magazine backwards xD

[@philipbourne]

You forgot one, " Yes i'm on the pill."

[@CowgirlDreamz]

Oh my god...I can't even imagine how embarrassing that must have been...

[@BLEACHno1fanKH]

Nearly all of these are not things i would say lol

[@teambadchicks]

"I'm like not even wearing make up in that picture" lol!!

[@FamousKnowbody28]

All I had to see was the thumbnail and I INSTANTLY burst out laughing!! XD

[@wo0feR]

Number 9 actually should be number 1 couse it's the meanest of them all, followed by "i love you so much" and i never cheated on you

[@93thewolves]

That 100 went fast... B's be lying .

[@muqdadal7461]

"i've never friendzoned anyone"

[@drzcharlito]

Tell me Scooter doesn't look like Joseph "Run" Simmons when he was back in Run-D.M.C. seriously put them next to each other they look exactly the same

[@candaceglaz8184]

Love the Santa sweater

[@solitary2]

60 is the worst one Mom: There's two things I need to buy it'll take 5 minutes. (4 hours later) Look at this!

[@SkennyGreen]

Classic! Props on your female assistants. Haha. Grown man status

[@Norien]

Dude you're awesome

[@AUpshaw85]

you need to add "i just need time to figure myself out"

[@SaraiNiu]

You are the FATHER!

[@SweetandFitting]

lol where was "size doesn't matter"?

[@TreborKnows]

It's funny how for number 69 he said "I am not that type of girl" lol

[@LordDarthRevan2012]

* the case!) I really wish I knew *how* to tell when a girl is actually lying. I think I overlooked a source once which said something about "looking in her eyes". Well, it is what it is guys. But if she gives a shit and has her head & stuff together, then chances are she'll much more likely be honest (that is unless she feels she *has to* lie!).

[@P0cki3E]

I just love that teddy bear!

[@ChocoDoll92]

That wig & chip part is killing me XD

[@JustMe41ce]

you forgot "i'm on my way" *still doing makeup*

[@msredemption3635]

@ScooterMargruder i don't know why but every time you eat the doritos i lost it ROFLMAO funny video

[@meganmolloy2996]

“Your a grown woman” “IM A GROWN MAN”

[@youeyez]

the sad thing is ive been told all of these except for the acting audition =(

[@Humandavid1]

Scooter, you look great as a cross-dresser. The beard made it work.