Top 100 - Things Parents Never Want to Hear

[@AndrewProTV]

Mom: clean up ur room! We're having guests over for dinner Me: sorry, I didnt realize we were having dinner in my room.

[@MizManFryingP]

I should use that next time XD thx bro

[@cozywanderer]

Lmaooooo that's a good one!

[@Darkvegetable12]

I have seen you on 3 videos, on different channels..

[@AndrewProTV]

***** hey!

[@Loris71734]

I have to use this...

[@ShotScience]

Your poor mom and dad... Hahaha!

[@RicRugerFlare]

Thank you Scooter, for making CLEAN comedy that's funny.

[@sophiegambill866]

RicRugerFlare mhh marijuana and herpes

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

Tf

[@BreezeeGreenz]

66. "I think I've been driving three hours in the wrong direction." 36. "What do you want, mom? Stop calling me." 28. "Hey, dad. I uh, I accidentally crashed the car again, but.. I'm okay." Top 100 things not to say in church would be funny.

[@cassie8690]

100 things not to say in church would be hilarious!

[@BreezeeGreenz]

Cassandra Heron I think it would be one of his funniest if not the funniest one so far! I do like his Top 100 Things Gangsters Don't Do though.

[@princessfly11]

omg, yes! 100 Things Not To Say In Church is hereby endorsed by me.

[@BreezeeGreenz]

princessfly11 100 Things Not to Say in Church would be the funniest one so far I bet.

[@meachy]

Okay, that 3 hour one is not that hard to have happen to you. I mean, if they don't want you to get lost, why the heck do we have two Virginias.

[@543resident4]

39. Need some more toilet paper. Two rolls behind him.

[@jacobwatson1406]

Rip Charles Magruder Jr we were all praying for you and we are playing your family sir prayers for you and your family Scooter ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@AhsanteB]

"Why don't you take out the trash?" "Why don't you do the dishes?" Oh, you tryna get slapped huh?

[@googooberries]

Your parent's expressions were priceless!! LMBO!! love it!

[@TrevWILL79]

Scooter, I know your parents be looking at you like, “Where did this boy come from?!”

[@jayhawkedits]

I'm gonna drop out of school to perform my rap career. Lol

[@electraheart1738]

"I'm really thinking about becoming a scientologist" omfg 😂 *oven beeps* "Are those the weed brownies?" Oh my mom would kill me lol

[@devinmiller5891]

Yeah the reason why they don't wanna hear about THAT is simply because they BANNED members from ever revisiting or reconnecting with their FAMILIES..... :( So i think its smart for parents to say NO!

[@iSuperrMan]

Make a top 100 things not to do in an airport

[@n2myessence]

71) "You can make a lot of money selling drugs" 70) "You told me to get a job, I have a job now..."

[@liamignacio1315]

Scooter :"I need some more toilet paper." Toilet paper behind him: "Am I a joke to you?" 2:20

[@amk4739]

I totally saw #1 coming!

[@governmentsburner7491]

2:22 I need more toilet paper 2 rolls behind him 😂

[@dannyk5309]

Rip scooters dad

[@Trucker_Josh]

They were all hilarious lol

[@bendoleo]

Me: Mom, can I have some water? Mom: It's MAY I have some water, your grounded for a week!

[@ArySchlum]

it's you're ! And now you're grounded for a week

[@bendoleo]

Ary Schlum smh!

[@AApesin88]

Lmbo!!! There were so many funny ones and a lot of it had to do with your parents' reaction lol. If you have bloopers, you should totally upload it haha. Reminds me of my parents..nice and old school lol love it1

[@eternalending]

I was thinking about joining a gang. The bloods or the crips?....... Definitely the bloods

[@Ace_Lucilfer]

Cripz 4 lyfe

[@snipa677]

Bloods

[@Ace_Lucilfer]

Holy shit so many bloods

[@emeraldwoman6158]

Your parents are such great sports!

[@mr.xcomics7825]

THIS one was by far my favorite. awesome job.

[@TheXdxd08]

2:22 toilet paper right behind him lol

[@schzoop]

39) LMAO TOILET PAPER BEHIND YOU

[@swiggs324]

i would either get hit upside the head, or with some kind cooking utensil, or something being thrown at me

[@gav0280]

I always tell my parents that all my friends failed a test that I failed

[@iconforu2c]

LMFAO that entire skit was funny as hell dude!!!

[@cylimcp508]

I've been thinking about joining Scientology. Please make "Top 100 things not say at a job interview"

[@julikirb]

#1 was my favourite keep up the great work

[@samcolon9490]

Lmao! Scooter your killing me bro. So true. Your the man

[@LoveeeDarling]

GREAT STUFF SCOOTER!!!! 😅

[@donmonopoli5669]

All the numbers were good, Scooter!

[@juliepink7000]

this was the best one yett!

[@sabasaysmeow]

DAAAD IM CONSTIPATED. IT HURTS. DAAAAAD

[@shimmylover1234]

And clean up your room were having guest lol so funny love you scooter :)

[@misscoolcatkittykat5890]

Top 100- Annoying Catch Phrases Kids use to say in Middle School.

[@jadathomas1529]

Congrats on being on the TODAY Show! I watched this last night too. You are hilarious, keep making videos!!! :D

[@Xblackjckqueen]

my top one would have been: are you sure you're my parents? :D

[@katieboliver7221]

# 36: "What do you want Mom?! STOP CALLING ME!!"

[@diealysse]

Saw you on the Today Show! They played this video. *****

[@ScooterMagruder]

Hey man, appreciate the head's up!

[@caramelhoney8190]

***** I enjoyed watching all your video.

[@philipbourne]

101. "You Don't Understand Me !"

[@Bintimrembo-y1v]

LOL poor dad and mom ha ha ha ha ah ha ;) i wish u could do a skit with hartbeat u guys will be so hilarious...

[@EmeraldMinotaur]

#101.2: I can't take out the trash, Mama! BECAUSE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAME!

[@edwingaudi4165]

I give you full support on your rap career Lil' Scoot

[@beastgamerzz01]

Good job man

[@Mr.DMZ.]

spot on!

[@abucrew786]

If I was to say any of these I would've been dead lmao, nice video 👍

[@kristoff2630]

2:22 i need some more toilet paper, look behind you lol

[@robertlight7814]

Scooter, you nail every video that you produce. Awesome. Esp the Cowboys. I say exactly the same things you say during the game

[@vj2397gamer]

#39 needs more toilet paper, has two full rolls behind him... you may need a new toilet xD

[@VincentBrown101621]

Top 100 things not to do at the beach.

[@Loris71734]

SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jamesjones8375]

You are the funniest 😂😂

[@natro7725]

Nobody notice how 69 was “You and mom still, you know...”? 1:00

[@bigegamingandmore1947]

Natro i just noticed

[@luk3pizza696]

Me too, are we lucky to be alive

[@zachpalacio]

35 to 32 killed me for days

[@beastshootergaming2798]

"Mom i kind of uh... Pawned your wedding ring"😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀

[@thisisart7036]

Dude: Mom! Mom: What? Dude: Come mere! 😂😂😂 Oh hell nah!!!

[@doreenblohm8088]

I loved all 100 of them! LMAO!

[@Mshellokittykidd19]

I loved number one and can you do a top 100 awkward moments.

[@phillyphilly_lii6441]

“Well you SHOULD have” Bruh STAHP I can’t breathe😂😂

[@R3IMU]

Okay guys, we all saw the toilet paper, no need to mention it in every 3rd comment....

[@Jennyboomboom88]

Omg why haven't I seen this one!!!!! So funny!!!!!

[@reveri41]

39) I need some toilet paper 2:23 Bruh there’s some right behind you

[@MrUnfergable]

Snapchat sent me. You should do more sports videos I love them!

[@averyworon8439]

On #39 there were rolls behind you lmao

[@dylanvaladez4329]

Avery Woron SALTS, I was about to say the samething

[@jengadeke603]

lol 39 "I need more toilet paper"... two rolls behind him

[@peachpuff333]

Can you make a video about being on endurance?

[@Tmaxgirl28]

"I need more toilet paper!" *fresh roll sits behind him* lol

[@NickCorvello]

Lol "I need some more toilet paper" While there's toilet paper right behind him 😆

[@frenchfriedchickenhi]

2:34 Doesnt even have the screen facing the right way lmao xD

[@NBADUNKMAN]

I knew what was gonna be number 1!

[@candacen10]

Top 100 things you don't like about old people

[@OrthodoxBastion]

i kinda pawnes your wedding ring.....hahahahahaha that was the funniest....

[@Ashy7500]

"Mom, I need more toilet paper!" And the toilet paper is right behind him.

[@MrMattmatters]

" *beep* are those the weed brownies?" Lmaoooo that killed me

[@darthzac14]

"I'm hungry" "What are we having for [insert meal time here]

[@Contantina46]

77 ,69 lol ,almost all are funny and your parents reactions. Y'all have a good sense of humor.

[@richardrichardson1787]

my parents wouldnt let the sentence get that far in any of them, my mum would bop me upside my head then tag my dad in loooooooooooool

[@ColeStudios6]

39) I need some more toilet paper 🧻! *Litteraly has 2 rolls behind him*

[@Brickmasterx2]

At 2:23 "I need some more toilet paper" There's some right behind him

[@beasty108]

XDDDDDD "You didn't find weed in my room, that was cocain."

[@rarara8056]

Wait number 37 😂😂😂 asking for Toilet Paper and there are two rolls right there.

[@maxpalmer3212]

Lol 😂 this made my day

[@faizans4537]

that moment when ten of these are about the bathroom

[@mariebrii]

Amen I caught the scripture at the end. Have a blessed day

[@gav0280]

2:21 I need some more toilet paper! Bro there’s two other rolls behind you

[@MJ_M]

23 was my favourite the changing degree one

[@VincentBrown101621]

This guy is mad funny!

[@doxazo5512]

That rap at the end was awesome

[@Swagg494]

39) toilet paper right behind you bruh...i gotchu homie

[@bethpeake189]

love the cheeky verse at the end! SHARING JESUS'S LOVE 😃

[@noahlozano3103]

You are the funniest youtuber ever

[@bayarea4153]

I NEED MORE TOILET PAPER! *toilet paper right behind you....

[@seminolekilla]

When you asked for toilet paper, you had some right behind you. lol

[@chosen2497]

Happy Father’s Day to you

[@andrealmoseley6575]

I laughed at all except the morning after pill. I just can't stomach that one. But...I've liked all your other videos!

[@brennencoulson5807]

Really funny man

[@ramokhele155]

"everyone failed that test" everyone has used that one before.

[@rodellandrews8822]

U the man scooter the funniest 40

[@wilksrogers7060]

funniest one yet and are those your real parents