Top 15 Dirty Jokes in Batman: The Animated Series

Another video from our Dirty Jokes series!
Batman: The Animated Series tended to use Censor Decoys, and quite a bit ended up getting through). On top of that, the show had quite a bit of clout in its heyday and was able to push through some images and dialogue that would normally throw up a red flag (and sometimes did).
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[@dominiccampbell181]

Seriously, with a chick like Harley around, I can't understand how Joker should even be able to find the time to be a super villain.

[@MonsterGaming-fz4fs]

XD

[@MrVariant]

Dominic Campbell he always wants to make time for Batman and even feels purposeless without him as shown in emperor joker

[@dominiccampbell181]

***** So, man crush on Batman?

[@MrVariant]

yeah, based on the writing. Remember, Dark Knight Returns has Joker coming out of a coma because he heard Batman was back.

[@dominiccampbell181]

***** Kinda disturbing that Joker has a hottie like Harley who's gagging for it, and there were no accidents.

[@NameName2.0]

First one was just savage.

[@NameName2.0]

Also.. EVERYONE wants to rev up Harley.

[@NameName2.0]

and to try her pie.. god damn..

[@Fictionboy16]

I thought the pie one would be the dirtiest joke, but at least there's a different joke in the same episode.

[@acdenton5726]

1:21 - 1:42 watch with your eyes closed.

[@soniccoolstar]

Stevey Strikes Again "Typo Intended" sounds like sex

[@yrlocalwoodenspoon6781]

Oh god😲🤭

[@dragonyxaa4495]

Riddler, one of the smartest men in the world. Stumbles when trying to flirt with hot chicks.🤣

[@thatonechickwiththeface5492]

some of this was the new adventures of batman amd robin, not tas.

[@sicksadworld765]

But it's the same timeline

[@notestuff2452]

2:41 her favorite part lol like this wasn’t on purpose also wow finaly someone points things like that out

[@Carabas72]

It's animation. Which means that this isn't an unfortunate camera angle but that several artists drew that on purpose.

[@notestuff2452]

@@Carabas72 yeah funny that really happened. There’s worse one in young justice lol

[@Felix24148]

What episodes were the last two from?

[@joshbarnes379]

batman did you're dad sell avon

[@starshmizz]

Harly is like a animal!

[@julianmarco4185]

when animated series were great for both kids and adults.

[@janaireperkins5716]

Julian Marco yep

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

Little me used to wach this alone Wich I now think is good or my parents may have blocked the channel

[@MrDman21]

Harley Quinn seemed like she had the most inappropriate lines. lol

[@Shadowbrickfilms13]

well her original intent was to be a sex symbol like betty boop. Along with only being in one episode

[@Talsedoom]

That's why we love her.

[@cpu64]

MrDman21 Harley Quinn is the only reason I even watched Batman...

[@oreospades9957]

yeah

[@JeromeProductions]

MrDman21 yup

[@cryofpaine]

Shouldn't Poison Ivy be a carnivore? If she's that opposed to the destruction of plants, you would think she would only eat meat, not salads.

[@ErgonomicChair]

Hey, plenty of people in PETA etc eat meat still. Maybe she prefers the taste?

[@milesparker557]

cryofpaine she loves plants because they sustain life, they give of oxygen, they're a source of food. She hates when plants are used wastefully for other reasons

[@ramboshamone9888]

Vegetable being eaten are a part of the natural cycle of life, fauna eats flora, then fauna dies and the flora gets nutrient from the fauna as it's body breaks down, in these way eating plants is natural. Cutting down thousands of trees every year for a holiday isn't natural.

[@bigstunna2049]

oh yea true

[@155chipmunkz]

She eats bacon in DC Superhero Girls.

[@Zeithri]

Well, seems like Harley and Ivy are..... *good friends*.

[@annavasquez146]

Yup😅

[@FistoftheSnackBar]

Zeithri Yeah, you know, Gal Pals!

[@Zeithri]

panzertank75 Makes me wish I had such a close friend!

[@excaldax]

@giveagoodsong oh yea boi!

[@maxoguz3301]

I wouldn't be surprised if Harley got an infection from ivy's bush

[@joelellis7035]

Amazing how many of these featured Harley Quinn.

[@legendaryassassinhit5569]

are you kidding her suit basically has her tits poking out

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

@@legendaryassassinhit5569 😂

[@s.u.2412]

How they sneaked even half of those past the censors is amazing.

[@Coramelimane]

mostly the easiest trick to get past them is to intentionally leave something worse.They'll focus on that and ignore the rest

[@MarkDNF]

Any specific examples from the show?

[@ca-jengrootherder7562]

Ahhh the lines that make me feel old

[@mivvy3182]

The producers really just let them do whatever the writers wanted, that’s why this series is so much better and farrier then other kid TV shows.

[@ThePhobos100]

Kids won't understand

[@500demonking]

im glad i watched the series before they changed the jokers look

[@memelord0458]

travis elliott well watch it on kiss cartoons

[@pinata111colada]

travis elliott you were lucky that you could see such cartoons. I'm 11 and I hate everything that's on the tv. I wish I could just watch Batman but nooooooo I just had to watch Ben 10 and all those crappy tv shows but I don't want to sound like a spoilt brat so I'll stop.

[@wackyjmandog280]

TheAnnaPup Well, I mean the first Ben 10 was good. Just not the other three.

[@tacobrooks7802]

Jmandog2 Exactly the first Ben 10 was good

[@ellycantsleep5838]

Yeah the new one is awful

[@operationalbattlestation5477]

2:16 "drown the kids and shoot the neighbors!" Hahahahaha! That's the joker I love

[@qblanson17]

1:36 Sooooo.... was this actually a kids show?

[@wongb316]

Quintin Blanson yup been watching this since i can remember(3 yrs old?) Tv back then could get away with much more. Nowadays because of PC culture, sexual innuendos arent tolerated unless its implied by gender specifics or wutevah as to not offend secular groups

[@stupidfako]

There's still plenty of sexual innuendo in Steven Universe

[@mastervision5902]

Brian Wong Not offend "secular groups"? Since when do secular groups get offended? I think you meant "religious groups".

[@stevoridesagain]

I'm pretty sure feminazis don't identify as being particularly religious. And they're usually the biggest loudmouths around. The gaystapo, too.

[@mastervision5902]

stevoridesagain Ah, good point.

[@powcomixonline1771]

Harley Quinn is a sweet girl but bad Chef

[@powcomixonline1771]

+GreenLanternSalem Good one

[@Bekeon]

MarioLuigiguy 23 *joker throws harley out door and tries some of the pie on his shoulder Joker: neeugh sweet kid but a lousy cook

[@powcomixonline1771]

Matthew Let's play/chat​ I loved that scene

[@harleyquinn2658]

omg I did not know how dirty I was

[@ridori7376]

You're not Harley, you're just a good actor in a bad movie.

[@trickyflame6306]

Propeller Knight yup

[@pastelsagittarius1651]

oh God it's a roleplayer. -_-

[@jeannatsume8889]

Harley Quinn I'm batman

[@srirammohan9809]

Jean Natsume no you’re not.

[@TheHiddenDirector]

There's literally no scene in this series dirtier than the "Happy Anniversary Mr. J" scene.

[@smedleybutler3689]

It's clearly a reference to Marilyn Monroe's "Happy Birthday Mr. President" with JFK...This show was better than any other Batman before or after, easily.

[@kitsunez]

4:50 but i thought she heard all the plants screaming... why would she eat their corpses?

[@TuxKamen]

I was thinking that, why would someone who's supposed to be in tune with the plants eat them? Especially after seeing the next clip, where she rampages over a Christmas tree (solution to Harley's problem: artificial tree!)

[@MrJestir]

kitsunez she is still human and knows she has to eat

[@kitsunez]

wouldn't eating meat make more sense?

[@musicboxcollector]

kitsunez not really since most animals eat plants so she would still be eating plants in a way

[@CTimmerman]

Meat production takes more plant lives than directly eating plants.

[@demonheart13]

Harley and Ivy in t-shirts isn't really a dirty joke, Most females I know walk around their house in only oversized shirts (the inclusion of underwear is completely optional) I'm pretty sure ever person who has ever lived with a female, be it their girlfriend, sister or even mother, has seen them in just an oversized shirt on more then one occasion. Females like to be comfortable at home, everyone likes to be comfortable at home, it doesn't always mean anything.

[@clearspira]

Be that as it may, for a '90s kids cartoon that is still risque. Times have changed a lot since then.

[@sonikku956]

Considering their relationship (that could only be alluded to)...

[@shocktreatment932]

loved the show as a kid, love it even more now.

[@qweasdzxcname]

the part about ivy and harley, in the comics ivy is gay and harley is bi. and they seem to have sexual relationship. soooo

[@sonikku956]

Ivy's gay? I thought she was bi, just that she has a strong hatred for men.

[@King4sshole89]

"Drown the kids and shoot the neighbors." When Joker says it, he's being a crazy villain, but when I say it, I'm "drunk" and get a "restraining order."

[@Cragmortis]

"The squeeze isnt the best word to discribe it" Nigga in his head be like"yeeeeh...yeeeh"

[@4everbuffylover]

isn't this before anyone even considered putting Ivy and Harley together? It doubt it means anything in this case.

[@foldabotZ]

Late but I'm sure this was one of the first and main reasons in how that ship was born.

[@Sarriuz]

funny how most of them had to do with Harley, huh?

[@tonywhite9873]

Cough, Black Canary, Supergirl, Wonder Woman.

[@keithzahra7438]

THANK GOD YOU GUYS STILL ALIVE

[@Cinemaniacs]

We had some copyright issues, but we're back! xD

[@keithzahra7438]

Cinemaniacs well thank god I missed these dirty jokes videos

[@huskythederpydog8662]

Jokers face does show it all tho! 😂😂

[@arkhamquinn3801]

Almost all of these had Harley in them xD

[@YepX]

Alot of these I wouldn't call dirty, more flirty or playful than anything

[@TheVonzilla]

Some of these work, but the others are REALLY reaching. I'd much rather it be a top 9 list, instead of the video creator shoehorning in 6 exceptions to the unwritten rule, just to get to 15.

[@StrickenRecord]

Can't blame Creeper for that last one... If you're falling asleep, might as well aim for the softest pillows.

[@GSSwordsmen]

Joker: "Drown the kids and shoot the neighbors, we have a winner!" What kind of life did one have to make that type of statement when he sees a beautiful women?

[@p_eabean]

80% of these are from Harley Quinn...why am I not surprised

[@Mishearu]

omg, when I was younger I can't believe I never realized how dirty this show was!!!

[@zerosfire05]

ah my childhood...it was awesome!

[@DarkKnightofAnime]

if there's anything the DCAU in general has taught us it's this: anything can be for kids as long as you use the right amount of subtlety and subtext among other things

[@TheAlessandroKid]

So many boundaries broken! Oh my!

[@sligen]

Damn that animation in the Harley and Ivy Christmas tree clip was absolutely stunning.

[@kurisu7885]

That dirty look Batman shot Zatanna's way was hilarious.

[@MrToddini]

i dont find a single one of these to be inappropriate

[@moiddestroyinginfidel]

I love how most of these are Harley XD

[@ravenartistofficial]

I love how Harley is in almost all of these XD now we know who has the dirty mind.

[@bartolcherry2200]

2:40 i watching batman animated series and never see this panties :D

[@overload81]

3:49 as soon as you have watched porn, especially asian, this Image gets pretty creepy!

[@LowellLucasJr.]

Any time Harley and Ivy are involved.... I'll be there!

[@RYNOCIRATOR_V5]

Jesus that last one killed me! her face is just priceless!

[@mastervision5902]

I never realized how adult this cartoon is...

[@Badruborg]

Love the Harley and Posion Ivy bits :D

[@chocobro4494]

Perveret >:(

[@theintrovertoddball7463]

yes finally you gusy returned

[@Cinemaniacs]

+ashley Singh Thank you for your support xD

[@marioroz3142]

How come Poison Ivy eats only vegetables and still thinks Christmas trees are a botanical genocide?

[@amyglover9410]

A lot of these are just taken out of context and just reaching for innuendos that aren't there.

[@modmaiden6138]

I like how Harley reacted to that trash guy, she was literally not amused. Not screaming rape, just extremely uninterested. Usually you'd expect screaming but she's so crazy she'd probably just casually kill him if he bothered her too much.

[@peacemakerao]

5:15 kiss! Oh my god, please kiss!!

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

they've done more than kiss, they've dated each other in the comics

[@drgabe2908]

you know ther are bikes called Harley so he can catualy rav a Harley

[@nobodyimportant2470]

Yes but Joker has only 1 Harley and it isn't a bike.

[@dpm12]

Yes, but her name is Harley, and its pretty obvious what she's implying

[@catmandude1800]

They left out what I felt would be an obvious one: in one episode, Rupert Thorne's girlfriend [or secretary ?] was a Betty Page look- alike. During the final fight, she and Robin end up fighting in a pool- much like some of Betty Page's " cat- fight" videos.

[@DJBURBZ]

it's so wierd that there are dirty jokes in cartoons. I remember when there are parts that I don't understand when I'm young, but when I grew up I get these stuff XD.

[@TyOzzy52]

When i was a kid i thought Harley was giving joker pie... and now...

[@nightriderjazz]

4:18 damn that was a strong one 😂😏

[@TheGeckoNinja]

i love the creeper hes funny c:

[@theoneandonlydetraebean8286]

TheGeckoNinja How strange to run into you at a random KZbin video.

[@BxtchyLlama]

0:56 well thats what she was going for

[@TheShadowParliament]

I never understood the subpoena joke, not when I first saw that episode all those years ago and never when I re-saw it in later years.

[@nevaehanime4019]

Ok they just have a dirty minds hardly any of these are dirty🙄

[@charleealamode9585]

I HIGH KEY NEVER NOTICED THE SELINA GLOVE ONE and the Kara and Babs one is adorable

[@dabunnyrabbit2620]

When the joker grabs harly by the face and shoves her off the desk. Priceless.

[@littlepocketgamer4133]

Robin : That's a lot of bull. Me : *Laughing my ass off*

[@damianprock1650]

in all honesty, these jokes would be awkward to be talked about in the comic books

[@legendaryassassinhit5569]

I can't believe you guys were so innocent and didnt get these innuendos when watching as a youngster. I always loved the scenes with chicks like harley

[@littlepocketgamer4133]

When Harley did that to Joker's face, I was like "I'm very surprised they didn't ban that."

[@lotty-rose2393]

How come Harley's skin is really pink?

[@jonathanstern5537]

Because she's Ashkenazi.

[@sonicsucks2961]

Jonathan Stern then she is black and really ashy

[@skullranger9071]

Char Char because she wears makeuo. Ignore the lame new 52 Harley bullshit

[@mattd5240]

Maybe shes really pink somewhere else, giggidy

[@0DarkEagle]

That last one was really rapey

[@lunayoshi]

Came here to say the exact same thing. Skeevy as hell.

[@0DarkEagle]

lunayoshi I mean the dude wasn't stopping and she couldn't fight him off for some reason. Was that supposed to be funny when they wrote that?

[@lunayoshi]

0DarkEagle I blame it on the '90s, when sexual harassment was funny as long as it wasn't full-blown rape, gay people were absolutely worthy of being taunted, and relationships as rocky as Harley and Joker's were idealized.

[@0DarkEagle]

lunayoshi Joker and Harley are still being idealized today for some reason.

[@lunayoshi]

0DarkEagle That's depressing. :( But I guess the whole Edward/Bella and Ana/Christian are signs it's still alive and kicking, too.

[@EnvisionerWill]

Man, calling all this inappropriate is like referring to plain tomato juice as a hot sauce.

[@SpazzyMcGee1337]

I don't see how any of the Harley & Ivy scenes are "adult".

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

shesgonegilligan except that they are actually gay, or at least bi in Harley's case. they've dated each other in the comics.

[@SpazzyMcGee1337]

Sparrow Don't remind me. Eventually there will be no friendships in comics. It will just be romance.

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

SpazzyMcGee1337 what's wrong with romance in comics, or anything for that matter? I think they make a cute couple. Harley was in a dark place after her break up with the Joker, she needed someone to lean on, someone she really cared about. Ivy was there for her, when all the rest of the world was against her Ivy helped her pick up the pieces of her life. besides, people get lonely, friends are ok but everyone wants something more eventually, and when you're either an evil plant lady or a crazy chick who is heavily associated with one of the craziest, most evil people in the world your options are pretty limited. also Ivy can probably grow vines for lots of tentacle fun.

[@SpazzyMcGee1337]

Sparrow Friendships exist. I don't want every friendship in comics ultimately turning romantic just because hack writers have nothing of worth to add to a character but nonetheless keep rehashing them.

[@Quyana16]

Someone has been dabbling with rule #34!

[@amyhathoway6180]

I actually find Harley and Ivy's behavior pretty normal. Then again it depends on one's perspective.

[@wolfy1164]

We all knew Harley would dominate this list xD

[@ZuGa1384]

I don't get the "That's a lot of bull". can anyone explain? please.

[@ZuGa1384]

***** Ok, thanks bro.

[@philipflowers2363]

What was the explanation?

[@severanvallery9554]

Nice landing for the trickster

[@kirbymarchbarcena]

I love Harley's dirty jokes...

[@thecateyedoracle5087]

Whoever did Catwoman voice 😍😍

[@Exodus-sh5mq]

...is a very successful woman.

[@tehfamas9525]

thats a lot of bullshit :D

[@Aivottaja]

Who says Harley and Ivy aren't wearing panties and/or bras in that scene?

[@TajimaMunenori]

Anyone ever mention how abusive the Joker is to Harley in Batman TAS?

[@sicksadworld765]

Yep

[@celticwolff5429]

If I remember, The Creeper had a few lascivious lines in his episode.

[@schizoidboy]

I love the Creeper, just not in that way...

[@BlazeNarutoShippuden]

as a child i didn't understand these things lol

[@sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245]

2:50 Batman's face tho!!! .😂

[@Sartek]

Most of these clips are from the New Batman Adventures, not B:TAS.

[@Aivottaja]

Not sure I get the "small subpoena" joke.

[@AnthonySforza]

I think she was getting at how it sounded rather close to something like "Sub Penis." Whereas a Subpoena is a summons to appear in court. Then cemented it by saying a "Small" one.

[@itzdcx]

How can a panty shot be a joke?

[@BurnRoddy]

I'm not going to lie. I can deal with sexual innuendos all day long if at the very least they as little as somehow pretend to be subtle about it. But I remember that scene with Harley on her nightgown was way too obvious to the point I found it offensively idiotic they tried to bypass it as anything but frolicking and I was effing FIVE. I never understood the point of it, still don't.

[@trence5]

I guess that last guy's not called 'The Creeper' for nuthin'. (see what I did there lol.)

[@otaking3582]

You do realize it's possible for two people to share a bed without anything sexual happening, right? Scott Pilgrim is perfectly able to share a bed with his gay roommate

[@littlepocketgamer4133]

Guy : *Chuckles and falls on Harley* Sleepy. Me : HOW DID THIS NOT GET BANNED!? Batman, you may be the guy people rely on to keep the streets clean from crime, but I'll tell ya one thing that ain't clean. Batman : What? The way I do things? Me : Whatever that comes outta the mouths of you or the people ya know.

[@BoredProgression]

ok, someone please explain why 2:30 is inappropriate.

[@josephchristoffel]

2:19 That "squeaky" sound

[@hermionelunaginny1127]

Can someone tell me what episode the "PLEAAE PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ" is? The Christmas one? I rlly wanna watch that 1.. I HAVE A WEBSITE.