Top 15 Sopranos Quotes of All Time - Soprano Theories

[@SopranoTheories]

“I know Vito’s bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to!” Did I miss any? Let me know down below! 👇🏻

[@Vito-Spatafore.]

You can't beat those Shaker brooms

[@paulie-Gualtieri.]

Aids!

[@phil-Leotardo.171]

Dats right cawksacka go back to New Jersey

[@robertebert3641]

20 Fucking years

[@robertebert3641]

Let me tell you a couple 3 things

[@alk61695]

"We are from alcoholic anonymous." "What's your name?" "Well we're anonymous."

[@BillBraskyy]

Reminds me of when I lived in a halfway house in FL, and went to IOP groups x3/wk and 1 individual session, and the house manager, program runner, and my shrink would be asking "Are you going to meetings and have a sponsor? How many meetings are you going a week? Are you doing NA or AA? What's the name of your sponsor?" And I says to them, I says: They're anonymous!

[@FoolishFlock]

Classic Phil

[@wezob4569]

The legendary Leotardo

[@STONESGAM]

Not including "I loved him like a brother in law" is sacrilege.

[@RatPackish]

Let me tell you a couple of three things.

[@j-rey-]

Adriana: “Years ago, I had a procedure done. My uterus got pierced.” Chrissy: "Both of them?"

[@heccyb521]

Junior testing Tony with “You better come heavy or not at all” in the first episode will always be a favorite

[@dn232]

"And the Romans where are they now?" "You're looking at them, asshole"

[@phil-Leotardo.171]

20 years in da can and 47 years old, just a fvckin kid.

[@patrickdukart3298]

"Some are so far behind in the race that they actually think they are leading." Uncle Junior

[@timetowakeup6302]

No doubt one of the very best

[@NaZtRdAmUs]

"So what? no fuckin ziti now"

[@emperorpalpatine9897]

"OOOOHHH!"

[@iamnotanumber100]

The interior decorator is the best line by far 😄

[@Dominus564]

I love the "satanic black magic, sick shit!"

[@xennialsavants8226]

"Lemme tell you a couple of three things" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂u gotta have that one

[@drew3865]

“Take it easy, we’re not making ’ a Western here” Junior to Mikey Palmice over sending a clear message for the truck hijackings.

[@bigdaddyflavortown4606]

“Tomorrow I’ll be on time, but you’ll be stupid forever” I said that to my boss one time, let’s just say she didn’t have a good laugh

[@bigdaddyflavortown4606]

@ArchibaldMeatpants no but I asked her if she’s gonna start to seriously consider salads

[@intelligencelimited2708]

It's a remodelled Winston Churchill quote.

[@geessaess1707]

You know she went to the boss and asked to have you whacked.

[@Void7.4.14]

"You're flexiiing" is almost tied with "The Jackeeet". Almost.

[@timetowakeup6302]

RICHIE: “The jacket! The one I took off of Rocco DiMeo. Cocksucker had the toughest reputation in Essex County, but he never came back after I got through with him.” JUNIOR: “He later died of Alzheimer's.” 😂

[@WingsOfAgeOfConsent]

Yeah, that was pretty funny 😂

[@sweeneytodd011]

Another Richie classic "you're flexin'!" 😂

[@sweeneytodd011]

I also love the fact Richie repeats the story word for word about three times in that one episode. "he never came back around here after i got through with him" 😂

[@walterblanco3332]

"He was gay Gary Cooper?"

[@paulie-Gualtieri.]

Aids!

[@walterblanco3332]

@pauliegualtieri1282 nobody's got aids i don't wanna hear that word here again

[@samuelmalar8527]

OHHHHH!

[@joeblow8593]

You're Only As Good As Your Last Envelope - Silvio

[@Vito-Spatafore.]

Sal hey, nothin, I was ere,.... it was a joke, don't say nothin' Sal...!

[@rg040276]

Great list, all of them deserve to be on. One that may have just missed the cut. “Quasimodo predicted all of this.”

[@1994CPK]

quasimodo knew everything

[@Bangingyourmom]

I always found that interesting, you've got your hunchback of Notre Dame.. and you got your halfbacks and fullbacks too...

[@geessaess1707]

Who did wha?

[@jronche]

"Didn't he almost drown in 3 inches of water?" "The penguin exhibit." Had me rolling.

[@Itsdoom95]

“Hasidism but I don’t believe em!”

[@kevinfinnerty8414]

As the Talmud says: “I don’t care what he says”

[@Evatallica]

Great list but it's missing... "Remember when is the lowest form of conversation."

[@busoni1]

Livia warning AJ ‘Those are cemetery dogs’. 😂

[@serotoninsyndrome]

My grandma would say stuff like that all the time when I was little; it seemed like it was based on some kind of logic or personal experience, but it never made any sense to anyone else. She had a million of them.

[@MooreGravy]

There's so many. Could be a top 15 for every character who had 3+ episodes. Phil, Christopher, and Paulie had so many. But I'd argue that "It's tha jackeet" wasn't as good as "Ya still likin' tha jacket Tone?" Cracks me up, literally laughing out loud, every time I see that.

[@eagleman1542]

"Dysentery in the ranks" by Chris was also a good one but the Czechoslovakians and Varsity athlete quotes were my favorites.

[@coreyhamby2989]

I like when Chris is talking about Jackie Jr to Tony. He says " He's the Hair Apparent, little lord fuck pants" haha While the FBI was listening trying to figure out who Chris was talking about.

[@Myke3362]

"Before & way before"... 😂

[@lukutakina4357]

"I like the one that says shum pulp."

[@wolfy9549]

Sopranos takes the cake for best drama AND comedy show of all time. Absolutely unmatched and unique humor

[@Will_kid_cortez]

Anything involving Columbus was hilarious end of discussion!

[@littlekingtrashmouth9219]

I ate-a da nort! (Spits)

[@AthleticGamer17]

My favorite quote was at the last season when tony said to his uncle! This things of ours? And junior responded with “I was in it?”

[@cookmikew]

"I've been farting into the same sofa cushion for 18 months."

[@ronh2660]

I can't stop, Heidi, I'm on my learner's permit and I'm not supposed to be driving after dark

[@chicosworld]

Lets take this in the back," yeah that's what Vito did"😂 Vito big construction tycoon, tony when he was greasing the union who knew that is what he meant " 😂 Nobody's got aids...😂 The sacred and the propane 😂 "Mf u shot my foot"..."it happens" "Culwell Culwell"..."WEST CALDWELL " 🤣💯 "Unc June is whistling through the wheatfield" 😂 "social club....HES GOTTA GO"🤣

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

I’m in awr of you. -Bobby Bacala

[@cookmikew]

"it died on the vine, it petered out!"

[@kevinfinnerty8414]

I think I’ll buy a railroad.

[@baristamariotv]

“Shommme pulp”

[@JuwanDavis11]

Two legendary quotes that should have made the list: “I’m running a business, not a f**king popularity contest” “Quasimodo predicted all of this”

[@j-rey-]

Fed #1: "'Little Lord F**kpants?' Whose moniker is that?" Fed #2: "I don't think it is a moniker."

[@oldandbitter]

"Janice, you want some of my tyapiocah?" after Livia was visibly disgusted by how awful her tapioca pudding was.

[@talesfromthetrip]

Forgot to add yesterday “ I like it with some pulp”

[@SopranoTheories]

SHUM PULP! I was going to add it in the video but I’ll save it for part 2!

[@talesfromthetrip]

@@SopranoTheories makes me laugh every time and then Carmella just has had enough and throws the phone at him 😭

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

The sacred and the propane. -Brainless The Second

[@timvanderlee4110]

Awesome! -insert Soprano quote-

[@kbeergbajabiamilla]

The best quote has to be "to the victor belongs the spoils" then tony's reactio afterwards

[@cajamison1]

“What constitutes a fidget?” -T

[@FizzFather]

“Poppers and weird sex” - best line ever when questioning AJ

[@LarryLeeMoniz]

YES! I love it!

[@ffsf739]

The two quotes that summarize the show, IMO, are: "Everything turns to shit" and "It's all a big nothing".

[@laurakearns1702]

There’s just so many . The list goes on and on.

[@supersaiyanzero386]

I can't even start a quote list in this comment. There's too many. I can't have this conversation again.

[@sugacookigeta]

Gabagool? Ova hereeeeee!

[@dreal500]

"before...and waaay before."😂😂😂

[@machomusprime50]

How about "When he saud he was greasing the union, who know that's what he meant"? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MetalGod999]

Hey there, Soprano Theories! I love the work you do with your channel, and that you’re a true blue fan of The Sopranos - like me! I would love to see a Part 2 of Top Sopranos Quotes from you. And please, keep up the great work you do! 👍👍

[@aidanquinn2282]

The interior decorator. "I did-n't" I wish u included: "Noah had an arc" "Poor u!" "Wonder bread wops" "What's that, the name of ur girl scout crew?" "Why can't we all just get along!?" "If u two keep this up, I'm gonna have to bring out a booster seat for the table hahaha"

[@aidanquinn2282]

95 pound mole "Can we talk about something other than food! That's all this family talks about"

[@johnjackman7946]

My estimation of him as a man just fucking plummeted

[@allenoriti2246]

All this from a slice of gabagool. And my personal favorite. Tony’s dad saying.. Lady loves her meat.

[@narc440]

Idk the exact quote but my favorite is when Corrado says something like “If you’re gonna lie to me, tell me there’s hooker in my car who wants to tongue my balls!”, i use it whenever my friends try to bs me lol

[@TonyVerrazano]

“And the Roman’s. Where are they now?” “You’re looking at them asshole”

[@jeffdollaz]

How you do this without sisters CuNt at number one every time I heard uncle June say that I bust out in laughter

[@JC-nh2dd]

You’re late. the highway was packed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive If you know. You know.

[@sheldonperry3069]

You do need a part two! And you didn’t miss a couple,here are mine. Paulie from season four what do you hear, what do you say. And hey what do I know.

[@johnjackman7946]

I thought i told you to back off beanshie....yeah..and then i put it in driiiiiivvve

[@M-E_123]

Some missing quotes "What do you expect them to do? There's no women in there" - Tony Soprano struggling to reconcile Vito being gay & "giving a pass" for what goes on in prison. "Jesus Christ, is this true? This is a f*cking disaster" - Indian Chief seconds after no selling Ralphie's threat to "expose their poster boy" as being an Italian American unless they call off the Colombia Day protests. "I ate grilled cheese off the radiator" - Phil Leotardo listing all the times he's compromised. "The roof was soft tar" - Chris Moltesanti working on his script with Jon Favreau. "F*ck you Santa" - Bobby Bacalara getting chat back after putting a kid on the naughty list.

[@c71score]

I heard the nurse say that you made number two in your pants.

[@sweeneytodd011]

All time favourite is Tony talking to junior after finding out about his uncle hecule "i heard my Ma arguing with Dad about his feeble minded Brother,... I always thought she meant you." The beauty of this is not only Junior's face but the fact Tony is totally genuine in that he did believe she meant Junior and he wasn't baiting Junior and he had no idea how insulting he was being in that moment. It's brilliant, so dead pan and dry. Pure class writing.

[@chasemartin4307]

Almost everything Phil said was the best quotes in the show.

[@nicholasvanbrunt6631]

“This a GIANTS HOUSE!!”

[@Villainz]

"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation...

[@bigscorchio]

Need part 2 and beyond

[@timetowakeup6302]

Tony: “Hey ma, remember that pastry place, Ferrara’s? I brought you some macaroons.” Livia: “They’re too sweet” Tony: “What’dya talkin’ about? They’re your favorites!…. So, do you want the macaroons”? Livia: “Leave some out for the lunatics.”

[@wardy2c]

“What? No fuvkin ziti now??”

[@fatpugg3507]

Your Uncle Jr, he doesn't even pass the salt..

[@ketakirane4932]

"I like the one that says some pulp"

[@Eggy79]

"Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef" not making the list is WILD

[@phuston087]

"I dunno tone... he beat a girl to death for eh... i cant remember"

[@purge2--u--nite342]

Mayonnaise, mayonnaise

[@RKKGamer12]

RIP to "SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAAAAAAFF"

[@peterlejon2168]

More is lost by indecision than by wrong decision

[@dirtdealer6813]

The Remember When line is one of the best.

[@diesel101raw]

Part 2 🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿

[@ZAPPED916]

I saw that coming!

[@DavidG77904]

The comments were much better than the actual video 😂😂😂😂

[@robertlee4172]

- I'm not as crazy as I used to be, but still crazy enough to take an eye out. - For twenty years, he doesn't crack a book, now he's the world's foremost authority. - Captain Teebs, owns a chain of luxury hotels or something. I don't know. - Green Grove is a retirement community! it's more like a luxury hotel at Captain Teebs!

[@robertlee4172]

Apa, la madonne, I got an albacore around my neck! Oofa ma! Sta tasi! Stai zitta puttana!

[@j-rey-]

Chrissy about Vito: 'Who knew when he said he was "greasin' the union" that's what he meant.' Patsy: **cackles** Carlo: **visibly angry**

[@al2931]

“I like the one that says ‘shum pulp’.”

[@kevingarbark]

"He has no eyebrows, Tony."

[@dimpus808]

“This says with pulp”

[@Stowerslemalu]

"Well that's deplorable"

[@RatPackish]

“Where did he get this bread, the bread museum?”

[@Janus_Icon]

The jacccceeedddttt 🤌🤌🤌

[@SPL0869]

“Catching” “pitching”…its all baseball.

[@TooLooze]

I always liked the "Who's Ramon" dialog: So everybody come tonight except Charo?

[@JoeR1066]

It wouldn’t hurt with the next list like this to go into detail about the quote, why you chose it and all.

[@NothingEverywhereNow]

You did well. You must have graduated at the top of your class. But now I gotta go. I don’t mean to sound like an asshole but I really can’t be seen in a place like this. Toodaloo

[@Bob_Sacamano69]

I personally love when Christopher tells Meadow he'll buy her Happy Meal. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIbTd5dnlL5mmKM

[@johnjackman7946]

Tree propellas

[@simonhollis5256]

Interior decorator is my n1

[@kevincaldarella2083]

Sacre bleu, where is me mama?! I don’t gotta right to ask? I’m the boys uncle!