Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Beyond The Pale" Jim Gaffigan

[@resinapparelco433]

I never really heard his stand up before only the famous hot pocket joke. I’ve been binge watching for 2 days. This shit makes me cry from laughing. For being such a clean comic I absolutely love it

[@jeanniewoelfle834]

I have all of his DVDs as well, but I enjoy these snippets in between the news! It helps to keep me sane!

[@kes2523]

Love the ludicrous holiday bits... trees inside, decor outside... for Jesus😂😂

[@AnnaPxx]

Halloween also from @17:43... "kitty wants some candy" 😂😂😂

[@kostapantazopoulos803]

If only all comedians had 10% of your brilliant mind to entertain us with…A true comedy GENIUS my friend

[@dreamyjeannie3385]

Jim, thanks for making me laugh every day during this “situation” we’re in. Love you, Jeannie and the kids. Thanks for keeping us sane!

[@dawndawn7683]

Sooooooooo sweet!!! 🤗🤗🤗

[@redwingsfan3621]

Situation = plandemic

[@moosimus6492]

Jim you are the light in this quarantine

[@claytonbaker49]

So Natural light?

[@moosimus6492]

@@claytonbaker49 He is naturally funny if that's what you mean

[@dianadambrosio1]

How do I keep watching this and laughing out loud….😂 Ty Jim….much needed ..still

[@paulustarsus]

Jim, if you're reading this, I've just tuned in. Absolute original brilliance. Grá ó mBaile Átha Cliatha.

[@trishcooley5810]

This is THE best compilation of Jim Gaffigan jokes I’ve ever seen. The way he tweaks up the HP bit, after YEARS & make it sound brand new & 10 times better is comedy GENIUS!

[@QuestionYourWorld]

Dumb. I've heard all of these jokes before, as I own the DVD.... YET, I still can't help but watch and laugh. I love the art of comedy. I love the craft of it. What a great comic.

[@CookDinger]

Dumb. What a horrible comment. So cynical… Yet, it ends on a positive note. I love the art of commenting. I love the craft of it. What a great comment!

[@dsoutherland1747]

Yes, the delivery is everything and Gaffigan proves that!😂

[@peivandryks5217]

​@@CookDinger dumb pocket

[@kathyheavner3585]

Jim I just got hooked on your comedy.... Thanks for making it available to the general public. God bless you and your family

[@thelyle1399]

I love your ability to be hilarious and family friendly. Yer awesome Gaffigan ❤️

[@lemongavine]

The chocolate filled with toothpaste....might be my all-time favorite Gaffigan joke.

[@nancybrown8338]

How come when you're a little kid if you try all the candy it's cute? I didn't say eat the other half. I guess it should be my box. 😆

[@kylemcgill2966]

Mine too. Also the bathrobe bit too. "Just out getting the paper." "Before the monsters do, right?"

[@melisagilbert4486]

Omg the delivery bit so relatable rofl, he's here he's here! And writing the order down, my kids always make fun that I practice before I call or reach the window at a drive threw

[@alysononoahu8702]

Not even able

[@joanosborn6772]

Thanks for making us laugh every day... for free!

[@trishcooley5810]

Buy his audio book. That’s a nice, doable $tip$ for all the free laughs.

[@jnmsks6052]

My cat was legit confused and a little disturbed at the meowing in one of he jokes in this video. It added to my amusement, to be honest.

[@susanburkhart5859]

No comedian has ever made me laugh as much as you do your comedy is delightful please continue specially in this time of the Covid

[@bobcat9314]

The Hot pocket jokes are priceless..

[@eleanorrouxel122]

Jim, I love your comedy and your presentation.

[@suebrown3465]

I’m surprised there isn’t the Thanksgiving or Christmas Hot Pockets... so you can feel even worse over the holidays!

[@marktaylor2502]

It’s been years since a comedian could make me laugh so hard I cried, doubled over and said “hot pocket 🎶

[@elwizschold]

I use the "how about eggs?!" too often among my friends... Thanks Jim!

[@alysononoahu8702]

Hysterical in its simplicity

[@forrestjudd5542]

Beyond the Pale is my favorite set of Jim's

[@sonalpandya2770]

Jim!!! Laughing out loud again! Thanks!

[@DocLogic123]

Broke my collarbone in 4 pieces a month ago and still waiting to get into surgery, I've been given Flintstone vitamins to manage my pain, laughing at these videos is the only thing keeping me from going to score some heroin from a random hooker. Thanks

[@nancybrown8338]

To Amp Dawg maybe the Flintstones Vitamins will build up your immune system. Hope your surgery goes well and you heal quickly. Don't laugh too hard you might hurt yourself.

[@alysononoahu8702]

How's it going?

[@DocLogic123]

@@alysononoahu8702 lol I forgot I even posted this. It's going great thanks for asking lol. Holy shit

[@kwazylele805]

the "Hot Pocket" jokes almost killed me... hahahahahahaha

[@carolalexander1429]

I love your stand up routines!

[@bernardsherry5642]

Make America Laugh Again.... Again ♥️

[@mathewbaldwin5277]

I hope he splits all the profits between the three people on stage equally! Lol man gaffigan is great

[@juliepoulos3057]

Ever notice Jim’s little grin after certain jokes......

[@jeffmorris5456]

"Kitty wants some candy" - 5:18

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

I have to wait a half hour? That's just... ...beyond the pale. 😎

[@HowtoDieAlonePodcast]

If "Hot Pockets" came with toilet paper, people would've stocked up on Hot Pockets when COVID hit

[@StephenHangry]

"We were so desperate back then" "Were you Hot Pockets desperate?" "Let's not get carried away."

[@Exposetheluciferianagenda]

Beyond the pale is your best special 😂

[@bfkennedy]

Other comedians pale in comparison to Jim!

[@maenad1231]

😂👍

[@GeminieCricket]

Ha ha ha ha good one.

[@Miss11779]

You are so right!!!! I've been watching him for years, and I still laugh at all of his stuff like it's the first time 😂🙌🏼

[@stephaniewozny3852]

I see what you did there.

[@kateyates4087]

the first time i heard hot pocket i literally couldnt breath i was laughing so hard

[@Josephprouse1234]

I guess gaffigan gets all the ketchups I'm missing lol

[@DG-ic1hg]

Te AMO Jim Gaffigan!!!!! 🍊

[@toddmccreary4579]

Henrietta pussycat had mastery of dialogue and never fluffed a line.

[@nancybrown8338]

The thought of Jim dressed as Cat Woman banging on his neighbors door. I would be laughing too hard to dial 911. Unless you forgot your covid mask then you'd be busted.

[@CBRansom35]

I think the same guy that wrote the Hot Pockets and Mennen jingle wrote the lyric and jingle for Liberty Mutual... Liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty.

[@denisekessler4371]

Ahahaha your the best thank you for maken me giggle 😄

[@tandokunogirl]

Hands up those who love cake 🤚🏼 Chocolate, vanilla, red velvet and lemon! Give me cake or give me death!

[@marym6335]

Lol!! So funny! Have never eaten a hot-pocket, but my neighbor makes the most delicious fruitcake!! It’s like Andre champagne vs. Dom. Once you’ve had Dom it’s magic!! Same with good fruitcake.

[@blaze556922]

Yes eating a whole cake is bad but if you eat a whole pizza by yourself you're not much better lol

[@rebeccacerney3839]

Looking forward to it! 🤗

[@globetrekker86]

I will definitely use the expression “chip-chop-chip” in lieu of “chop-chop”, now

[@TheAsthmatic91]

The founding fathers actually did want us to celebrate with fireworks.

[@nadja1618]

Oh! You got me with Henrietta Pussycat 5:40 we really are of the same generation.

[@harrymartin1614]

The only cake I really eat is coffee and walnut cake (for the nobody that cared)

[@JasonSanders]

AW I GOT THE ONE FILLED WITH TOOTHPASTE

[@jacksonv1965]

YOU'RE SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

[@brookemartin6101]

😏I've actually had a piece of cake w/vanilla frosting for breakfast. 😊

[@sugaball1]

Beyond the Pale Special “is what put Jim Gaffigan” in my Top Five Fav Comedians..

[@1bestfriend2u18]

7:20 I'm not a slogan machine 😄😄😄

[@billheuber5884]

Scott tissues, one roll at a time!!

[@SpinDash]

Chip chop chip!

[@crosby877]

Chip chop chip?

[@ParkerBG]

I don’t even know what chip chop chip’s supposed to mean? 🤣

[@bernierhodes9804]

Halarious. Best comedian today!

[@cadcncengineeringfabricati3497]

Every year for my birthday I get a Boston Cream Pie. It's a cake with pie in it's name. Stromboli and the Calzone basically are Hot Pockets. Fast food places like Italian Pie and Rotolo's do.

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... in its* name (it's = it is) ...

[@cadcncengineeringfabricati3497]

@@einundsiebenziger5488 "its" is plural form. I did not use the plural form. "it's" is the possessive form, I know Microsoft and gender fluid woke cucks prefer to change things. But I'm old, and that was always the correct way. To think that Jim's pants is the possessive form of Jim but, Its pants is somehow better??? NOPE GFY

[@trevonbates6703]

Good morning everyone!

[@Brian-nt1hh]

Thx Jim, very funny

[@blaze556922]

Actually that is how fruit cake was made. It is made from discarded kitchen ingredients :)

[@QuietPandaMike]

THIS IS RADICAL!

[@unstoppableevan2699]

Funny how my favorite comedy is #1 on the list in the video

[@phil-tw3lm]

clearly the funniest man on the planet

[@joylynne1343]

LOL ... TY!!! 😂😂😂🤣😂

[@kateyates4087]

omg i love you jim

[@globetrekker86]

OK, now we need to see you in the Catwoman getup. Don’t leave us hanging, Jim!

[@johngullo9420]

Hot Pocket! By Mennen. That would explain the taste.

[@SusanFinnigan]

My stomach hurts so much laughing

[@Evilkitty64]

😆😅🤣😏💙☮️, Jim's the best 🙋🏽‍♀️

[@jainfreeman9587]

My skin color is see thru as well 😂

[@Dumblnd09]

When “this” is all cleared up JUM HAS TO BE ON AGT

[@branchsnapper2228]

Genius

[@highdesertsunset3011]

jim u will be missed RIP

[@1bestfriend2u18]

5:20 😄😄😄

[@MamaTtoB-P]

Oh my gosh sooooo funny

[@theacartwright2504]

Jim is plain funny...

[@sandyn3384]

Hot pockeeeeet🎶😂😁

[@hanselpollack4075]

😂🥰😘! Gotta kiss you Jim!

[@disasterdinosaur2925]

Hot pockets roasting on an open fire Diarrhea dripping to your toes... Buuurrrnt pocket!

[@derrickparker5623]

I think Jim Gaffigan is the sexiest man alive.

[@HyperCupcake88]

I was eating Hot Pockets in the 80s.

[@Noname-zw6du]

Does anyone know what tour it was when he does a routine on Adults that say "really" every other word? I think it's older.

[@kateyates4087]

i do think that the film directing joke should be on there

[@grandmanatalie]

They have Dessert pockets now.

[@user-hs7jk3kl1w]

ʰᵒᵗ ᵖᵒᶜᵏᵉᵗ

[@SusanFinnigan]

Funniest man on earth

[@kateyates4087]

omg ur so freakin funny

[@nibnoc6]

I'm hungry, too many cake jokes...

[@HeartOfHippie]

😂

[@christinawilson7312]

I had a sister-n-law that ate lean pockets& slim fast🙋‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♂️✨

[@christinawilson7312]

Frozen grapes 🍇 anyone? Frozen 🥶 watermelon 🍉 anyone?🙅🏻

[@susanthomas300]

😆😅😂🤣

[@babybro70]

"Hot Pockets{....

[@alysononoahu8702]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@davidmartin4683]

Dead Pocket

[@carloslerma914]

FACT:.. Jesus was NOT born in December... but rather June 😮

[@mordechai-]

It's because all those holiday traditions come from pagan religions, where they DID make sense.

[@phillipstubbs8776]

do without the commercials

[@liamduh2490]

Loo