Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Mr.Universe" Jim Gaffigan

[@lune78]

I'm dealing with severe anxiety and depression and watching Jim's videos helps me so much. God bless you Jim!

[@jooliagoolia9959]

I'll suggest Nate Bargatze stand up as well. Both are uplifting 😂

[@Jeffrey.Seelman]

His humor helps so much

[@claudiocruz1985]

So that's why I feel better. I didn't know. I'm diagnosed with both too. He makes me laugh very much I hope to meet him one day.

[@donaldsmolder7152]

Severe anxiety and depression is from Satan. He is here to kill, steal and destroy. My recommendation is go to church every chance you get and read your Bible. The Bible says resist the devil, and he will flee. Pretty simple. You know how many white people have been told by doctors that they have a mental issue? Don’t manifest it about 80%

[@rplaner67]

Me too and I can’t help but laugh until my stomach hurts! I’m sending his vids to everyone. He touches on subjects for anybody and no cursing??!! It’s amazing🎉

[@christinecole269]

I'm a firm believer that laughter is healing, so I've been watching a lot of stand up comedians on Pluto, Tubi, & KZbin during cancer treatment. I heal like crazy watching Gaffigan!!! He's the best!!!

[@PatrickZiggy]

Very true that's how my wife recovered

[@cindynelson5140]

Healing Be Upon You !! Laugh ON !! :)

[@Saturnsonic95]

Sending love and prayers 🙏❤

[@benwhite8503]

What a talented man. Definately in the top 10 comedians of all time.

[@AlisMarsaili1351]

He choses a topic and kills it!

[@feliciajones4393]

Okay... let me tell you he is extremely hysterical to me! When he starts to whisper, I am literally on the floor or tears are shooting out of my eye sockets! Love him to pieces 😂

[@clarkhamlin2667]

I’ve watched him for years now and can’t get enough. My family was fortunate enough to see him live in Chicago. It was great. The only comedian that I felt compelled to see live. Thanks

[@PeaceLoveLightMom1313]

I was lucky enough to win tickets from a local radio station in Chicago. What a great show!

[@apebeats6631]

Easily my favorite comedian by far. This man is an absolute genius, and I love him to death. No one can pull me out of a cruddy mood like Mr. Jim Gaffigan can. I wish I could tell him face to face how much I appreciate him.

[@socaldeb]

Yes, he's a fun hilarious warm fuzzy! Thank you Jim! 😊

[@cherie6970]

@Ape Beats- 😁I feel the Same way. Jim is a true genius! 👍🍀

[@PhilGeissler]

Give some credit to his wife. I think she writes his material. Of course, the delivery is everything.

[@johnsweeney3446]

@@PhilGeissler all of it ?? C'mon

[@marybell3013]

@@johnsweeney3446 They work together on the writing… I think it’s great that he includes his wife’s perspective in his humor

[@rexfordhazelton7601]

Jim is consistently funny through all his routines, specials, and even joke to joke. I have always been in awe of this man.

[@susanwright4414]

The awe started when he met his holy wife! ❤

[@jazzjokesjalopies]

Jim gives you more jokes for the buck than anyone. He’s your top comedy value, right there.

[@catharineorellana3522]

I'm lovin' it!

[@NoahKazanjian]

yes man JIM RULES!

[@brendaredmond4678]

His humor concerning his children is just so spot on to how parenting really is. It's hilarious.

[@ArmandCerna]

Jim is the funniest person in the universe. He makes my day every time I hear his voice.

[@kevinlogozzo3952]

Isn’t that a little presumptuous to declare him the funniest in the Universe? 🤣

[@ArmandCerna]

@@kevinlogozzo3952 Not at all. I have proof.

[@kevinlogozzo3952]

@@ArmandCernaAre you sure? Did you consult with the other planets? (like Jim suggested)😂

[@ArmandCerna]

@@kevinlogozzo3952 I consulted with Uranus and they said he was the funniest.

[@kevinlogozzo3952]

@@ArmandCernaYes, I already knew he was the funniest on Uranus. Most of the comics there are s**t.

[@AvaSession7Ex]

There are few comedians that keep us laughing the whole time they’re performng. Thank you, Jim for being one of them.

[@rdoodoo2021]

Ikr?! So true!! If I'm not laughing, I'm smiling sooo hard, and the Extenze helps!👍😁 Love this guy! Genius.

[@Randombmw]

You're not losing any fans. You're just finding out who the real fans are. Keep doing you.

[@catharineorellana3522]

THANK YOU or saying this! People were all "stick to comedy" as though Jim Gaffigan is a comedy robot puppet whose only purpose is to entertain on demand. He's a human with depth, feelings, ponderous thoughts... all the reasons he is so hilarious to begin with!

[@whoever_81]

Brilliant writing and hilarious delivery. Jim Gaffigan is a rare comedian indeed.

[@richardferreira7565]

Jim Gaffigan is funny , always cool, especially when he doesn’t need to swear. A classic performance by a wise guy !

[@PetroicaRodinogaster264]

@@richardferreira7565 awww you beat me to it, I was going to say the same about the swearing.

[@zamamirokusoyaro3684]

What I love about Jim is his jokes constantly make me laugh unlike other comedians who only have a few jokes make the crowd laugh.

[@nancywalter8685]

I love it!! I have never listened to Jim Gaffigan before about 2 weeks ago, and now I'm listening on my walks, and have seen every special on Netflix! I don't know when I have laughed so hard!! 🤣👍🏼❤️

[@danajetton4704]

He's the Best!

[@cherie9928]

@@danajetton4704 I agree! Jim is the Best!! I Rewatch these videos over+over,+dont get tired of him.Even though i'm aware of what he's going to say next,I Absolutely Love His mannerisms+Voice fluctuations!! Oh My!! Lolol!!

[@richardpatrick8834]

Ppł

[@janetnichols4349]

@Jim Gaffigan ×w××××××××w÷

[@withgoddess7164]

I KNOW!!! 3 weeks for me. I have watched him for hrs.. Laughing loud enough to wake the neighbours.

[@jewellkurtz1490]

I can't continue to have a bad day after tuning into Jim! This man is the funniest man ever.

[@natev1956]

How does he remember all that! Truly a gift to be that funny in front of an audience 🤣

[@greggoreo6738]

I think his genius is an inheritance from his D. N. A. of Irish story telling. Respectfully submitted for your consideration Gregg Oreo Long Beach Ca Etats Unis

[@JJ_5289]

I'm sure Jim has always been a naturally funny person but his stand-up career took off because of his hard work and his perseverance. It was not easy for him when he first started

[@hrhdmk5845]

@@JJ_5289 Right? He’s an overnight sensation… a night that took him years!

[@johnwayne2209]

Simply BRILLIANT!!!! Gaffigan delivers, like no one else. Every time!!!

[@jameskeyes1131]

Starting at 10:58 - the funniest routine in comedy history. 10 Commandments based on what has happened in your hotel room. Jim is the best comedian working today. I watch him for hours.

[@Abelhawk]

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at that phone part. The lunacy of pretending to call someone as part of a joke slowly changing to that being the joke itself caused some kind of infinite humor loop that just left me in tears. 😂

[@loriwoehrle8887]

Thanks for being so generous with your comedy during the pandemic! We all need it. And I love your work!

[@loriwoehrle8887]

@jimgaffigan Thank you for asking- family and I are healthy, fed, and housed. Hubs is 1/2 vaccinated. I couldn’t be more grateful. And now, I am a super fan!

[@asunalu2625]

@@loriwoehrle8887 wooohooo!! We love a vaccinated family!

[@j.bradleyheck1589]

@@billiefrank2837 no dummy

[@lane2063]

It’s way past my bedtime but when chronic pain keeps me awake and tries to steal my joy I can count on Jim to make me smile.

[@PleaseDontEatAnimals]

Sorry about your chronic pain. 😥 Great that you can still find joy through it. 💕

[@SuperDrLisa]

😘 I understand the chronic pain. 🙏

[@colleencrist1317]

I have the same issue. Jim is great therapy

[@nancymorton5636]

Me too. There's a lot of us chronic painers out here. Thank heaven for Jim and laughter!

[@BobbyWilliams_]

you got a great attitude!!! Sorry about the pain, but also the laughter and smiles are great!

[@user-yw4fh4pw3q]

My fear, terror and overall impending doom got to a point today where I no longer wanted to feel it but couldn't find a way out and just couldn't take it any more. Then I happened across Jim, whom I LOVE but hadn't seen in a long time. Turned my day right around. Thank you Jim.

[@itsakittyxox]

When your best friend dies from it it’s a whole new ball game. Sad. I can’t believe it. So Jim! Who’s gonna watch cha when this pandemic is over. Better speak to your opening act…what’s his name? Oh yeah…Francis. Ask him to come up with the next plague. Your audience will be right back watching. I still make my friends watch you standing in an Indiana cornfield when they come over! That’s it! It’s the corn! COVID CORN XXIII. 😱. Say “hey” to the Pope for me…oh and Jesus too 🙏

[@itsakittyxox]

Jim. I so relate to Jim. His wifey writes ALL his stuff for him I heard. 🫣

[@karene3071]

Mean spirited quip… ☹️

[@rbid1288]

We're going to need all the laughter we can get for the next 4 years. Thanks, Jim.

[@imandan1966]

Damn right we are...

[@keelypack2735]

Yeah; After crying for the last 4 years; I believe you’re right. Finally.

[@alandouglas2700]

Because we have to put up with people like you?

[@theresanotare2296]

Thanks for giving us bite sized moments of fun Jim! Just sent this to some overworked friends who could use a laugh.

[@punkiecaldwell5082]

No way! I just did too! He's the greatest for a tough day or anyday!!❤

[@KennethSorling]

That phone conversation was gold!

[@rexfordhazelton7601]

How much material does Jim have. I have been watching his stand up on youtube for weeks, and I only rarely run into something I've previously watched. He makes jokes about literally everything...and they are all funny. He is the Stephen King of comedy.

[@blahblahh7249]

king of clean comedy

[@26evajdiaz]

Love it absolutely genius

[@ReesieandLee]

I have turned into such a fan watching you every day for the last 8 months, thank you for helping keep us sickies entertained during the pandemic!

[@Jce22]

You mean scamdemic right

[@josda1000]

Seriously, how is it that we are one of the only countries basically not protesting but all of europe has been, and australia is becoming outright fascist? Moving on...

[@3ittybittypiggiesstorytime547]

@@josda1000 and the masks don't work because the fake tests prove that the cases just skyrocket with mask wearing anyway. Obey, or, ELSE! Them's cult words. Real science never requires censorship, dicktatorship or NO accountability for cult leaders of the holey Corporatocracy. Think about it, if fear has not severed all cognitive ability.

[@josda1000]

@@3ittybittypiggiesstorytime547 youre preaching to the choir buddy

[@sanoJ_yt]

@3 Itty Bitty Piggies Story Time I see you’ve got a couple loose cogs up there.

[@GigiMills-kz1lq]

I can’t get enough of Gaffigan 😂

[@claudemontezin911]

I agree. Had bad news, did an all nighter of him on KZbin. It was therapy without pills He's blessed. Cheers!

[@nathanlawrence7319]

Jim is the real Mr. Universe!

[@libertygiveme1987]

That "Hotel Pool" sequence is HYSTERICAL!!!! "I made this Bathing Suit out of Curtains. What room am I staying in?" HaHa!!!!

[@MsAnchovey]

Jim, you've single handedly helped me through all my tough times this past year and I've been slammed with them. I love love that you are clean yet still so hilarious. Its. Crazy that I can listen to them a few times and still laugh like the first time.🤣

[@kelkabot]

Right there with you, on every point. Hugs.

[@edithdlp8045]

Me too. Comedy is my only distraction in these difficult times of lock down.

[@edithdlp8045]

@Jim Gaffigan I also binge watch your comedy in these difficult times. It makes me forget about covid-19. Thank you

[@betsyrobinson2876]

Qp

[@bevwiese91]

Jim Gaffigan is my absolute favorite comedian. Thank you Jim for keeping me laughing.

[@haywirewilly3363]

It takes a magical mind to see things as they are, and instantly write an epic novel based on it in their mind. Brilliant work by a brilliant guy.:-)

[@CheriBomzArt]

Think his wife helps him write jokes?

[@cphelps7996]

@@CheriBomzArt yeh they just write normal jokes, then he applies the voices and sarcasm. its a very simple and funny formula

[@edwardhamm5535]

Never gets old.

[@DonnaSnyder]

Where have you been?!?!?! You made the pandemic bearable. Then you disappeared. It was great to watch this again. Sending thanks and respect to you and your family, from El Paso.

[@b.johnny369]

“What room am I staying in?...” Brilliant :))

[@johnlinderman3403]

That was a good joke

[@norma5044]

I never get tired of Jim,s jokes. He is a natural. 💕

[@SJC49]

Comedy can be hysterical without profanity. Thank you, Jim!

[@drewb5845]

The master of the whispered aside. I love them 😂😂😂

[@deborahsolin6000]

Jim, I’ve been a fan for years now. My husband and I are both laid up with injuries for the last 2 weeks, and he hears me laughing from across the other side of the house non stop, on my IPad for days watching clips from your live shows. Thanks so much; you are the best medicine a woman can ask for! (Don’t tell my husband I said so). 😊

[@flasun6839]

Hadn't seen Jim in awhile, he is so polished now. Good going on the evolution of hilarious!

[@albashir7140]

You are truly a comedic genius Mr. Gaffigan 🙂💕 I know I know I've said that before but my stomach really hurts from laughing😆😀 thank you so much and bless your heart❤🙏🙏

[@EmpressSolstice]

I have to watch these videos everyday now. My daily chuckle. Thank you

[@denisespencer1389]

Started watching Jim on Netflix and I’ve been a fan ever since. Excellent and hilarious 🤣!

[@ladevercomedy]

this is one of the best shows I´ve seen from JG. brilliant!!!

[@Mr.Sparklze]

Another marvellously hilarious joke compilation. I love how Jim can riff on one subject for so long and spin those McDonald's fries into comedy gold! 🍟🏅

[@lindabaird8443]

One of the best ever

[@nancymorton5636]

Jim's take on McD's was so awesome! Especially the fries...I feel better now knowing I'm not alone in my LOVE of them... especially when JIM GAFFIGAN agrees with me!!! Thanks Jim!

[@SusanFinnigan]

There's NO ONE funnier than Jim Gaffigan!!!!!!!

[@CarlosPerdomo]

In tears... 🤣😂 I have my stomach crunches exercises every time I watch Jim.

[@BonkysDingDongHut]

These videos genuinely help get me though each day! Jim is the best 💖

[@BryanScottKos]

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[@donniewallen3738]

@@BryanScottKos ffffffffff

[@Gojolover-y3i]

@@BryanScottKos nb

[@Gojolover-y3i]

C@@BryanScottKos you’re bv therruuyyvvwvyihuotm

[@edithdlp8045]

Same here.

[@MamaTtoB-P]

Sooooo funny, I am so glad you are doing this Jim. God sent people like you to help everyone deal with this garbage the government is putting us through. God bless & be with you always.

[@nirstfamenastlame4973]

Best most funniest comedians the whole family can watch

[@donniedoesjokes]

Jim is awesome, and I love that he is CLEAN! He’s been a major influence in my comedy journey. 🔥 GOAT! 🔥

[@S0ggylettuce_]

❤️

[@robk79]

He is not clean. He just doesn't swear a lot.

[@donniedoesjokes]

Rob Kotenko true

[@ericg_2025]

Did you miss the entire bit about Male genitals?

[@csxanatos653]

He is good. I like his work a lot. But he is far from the GOAT of comedy.

[@hamhead2765]

Fawk his writing is so good. Coupled with years of developing a specific persona. Legend. Gaffigans pacing is unrivaled.

[@alberteinsteinlookalike]

They say comedy is the best medicine. You sir are the doctor who writes the prescriptions. Daily, uncontrolled belly laughs, has healed many of my ills. Bless you, sir.🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marilynhoward4561]

Thank you and God bless you and your family.

[@geraldotto3145]

Mr Gaffigan YOU ROCK you are hilarious the choices you do add so much to the humor of the show.

[@jimdoyel5044]

Jim - This was a howler; especially the Hotel Room/Pool and McDonald's routine. I've only watched 2 or 3 of your standups and I'm a fan, tuning in more often. Thanks for the laughs. Keep 'em coming. SoCal

[@SlightlyShoobie]

The best thing about Jim Gaffigan is that his jokes age so well. It's all still the same

[@VinceAdams-qy4re]

Except for his Subway joke. Sadly, THAT one didn't age well.

[@reesefang1158]

@@VinceAdams-qy4re is your dad still available to chat this t

[@eleanorrouxel122]

I love watching you daily. You make life easier! Lol

[@joybeans10]

Thank you for your gift, Jim.

[@sonyasphere]

Ok, I admit "Mr. Universe" is my go-to listen when I begin a room restore project! I'm a landlord in a college town, and I've recently restored several hardwood floors. The start process is rather mundane, you get me through that part with gusto! I listen to comedy, usually not music! Thanks, Jim.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

My brother is dying of cancer right now been watching Jim non stop man this dude always has me laughing

[@garyrosenquist4071]

You make me cry from laughing so hard. And we need more laughter in this crazy world. Thank you.

[@vanessawhitneypro]

You're just awesome, Jim. Thank You, always.

[@denisekessler4371]

He is so funny ! Makes my day when I feeling low . Big shout out to him for maken us giggle !!! Woot woot

[@litty4553]

This guy is freaking hilarious! 5 Italian guys from Long Island 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeaniedouglas9485]

I watched Jim a very long time ago. It was years. Likely 11 or 12 years ago and having seen that one special, I never forgot him. He was so good but in all the time since I saw this special I've want to find other specials he may have done (must not have known where to look) I did see I'm in a sit com I liked and I watched it because he was in it. But then Netflix comes out all these years later with 4 specials! After all these years finally. He made me laugh all those years ago and I was elated to find 4 all at once. I love this guy he's absolutely wonderful! No one like him. And there's no one that can top him. He's the best. He's smart and soooo funny, hilarious!!

[@sandyn3384]

When he's speaking in that high wheezy voice I'm already laughing😂😁

[@pennyfleming3006]

Honestly, you are seriously hilarious. I cant believe i’d never heard of you from australia but your content is making quarantine far more enjoyable lol Come to australia Jim!

[@annwells6732]

I Absolutely love Jim. So hilarious.

[@bfkennedy]

Jim is the best of the best!

[@desleykakoulidisgallaway3382]

You’re hilarious Jim- don’t know how you do it. They are brilliant sets🥰👍🏻 you squeeze out every bit of funny from each subject. It sounds easy but it’s not. You n wife = geniuses !

[@samuelsimmons359]

My favorite special from you jim and I love seeing you live in Tennessee it was so funny me and my dad love listing to you

[@diegolopez3821]

Guy's hilariously funny without even trying,...... with absolutely no obscene language.

[@ryanmcallister4424]

I dont think hes really funny at all

[@klimtkahlo]

I am European and will sign a petition for the EU to give you citizenship. We need you! You are outstanding!

[@Seeryt]

I've enjoyed your comedy since I was little, I've never met such a funny comedian such as yourself. Thanks for the memories. - Dan

[@scottherald7608]

Your delivery is off the hook, way to funny Jim.. and a lot of truth in it.

[@metalgamingwarrior2714]

Only this man could make millions of people laugh with McDonalds fries.

[@brianlake2905]

I actually saw an old lady wearing a shower cap in the hotel pool I was staying in in July and I almost drowned laughing as the hair melting joke came to mind.

[@rebeccacerney3839]

Might’ve been my mom 💁🏼‍♀️

[@benoitboudreau2883]

​@@rebeccacerney3839 😢

[@christophercassidy9962]

Did she ask you what room you where staying in?

[@keithf7351]

Gaffigan is good. Super funny. I live near Buffalo NY and about hour+ drive to the National Comedy Center. I highly recommend visiting the center for alot of laughs and the history of comedy. Gaffigan appeared as a hologram telling jokes and talking about the interesting stuff at the comedy center. My family was there for 7 hours and we still didn't finish seeing, hearing and reading all the exhibits. Definitely a cool place.

[@sharongibbs9509]

I had Covid 19 after I had previously stopped smoking. Now my lungs are really bad and laughter is still the best medicine for me. You and your family are doing a great job---and yes, God is keeping score!

[@sharongibbs9509]

@Jim Gaffigan My best to you and your family from me and my (Catholic) family. I pray to the Blessed Mother and she helps all and will chuckle and enjoy your work while she reminds her Son to help us. See. all Mothers exert a little guilt--it's our job!

[@suetock5532]

Oh my gosh he is so funny. The best comedian ever.

[@ronimontes2368]

He's hilarious 🤣🤣 I'm NEVER disappointed 😂😂

[@greghageboeck3650]

Without getting misty, Jim, you make a nice day even nicer. Thx.

[@clivewells7090]

Jim Sir, your 'extenze' bit with the fake call is amazing, so creative and suprisingly convincing, but above all fun! X

[@MrTPain]

Its called, an "aside " check it out ✌🏾

[@elianaboer7593]

God bless you. We need the laughs more now than ever!

[@TheChoppShopp116]

This guy is always hilarious!! His accents are always terribly good lol

[@ComeWhatMay11]

I look forward to these videos every morning!! Keep it up Jim!!

[@carolyngregory9092]

Always entertaining and CLEAN!!!!!

[@sterling8298]

I'm officially dead from laughing too hard.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tears of Laughter.

[@JakeSmith-ux1xk]

Jim always cracks me up! Bless you Jim❤

[@didi4571]

One of the best story tellers ever! Great comedy!

[@Monica---]

Such a smart and talented man is Mr. Jim Gaffigan. I could hug him - yah, no, yah, no, YAH! 😉

[@cyoungledesma]

Jim, when you said about the Disney hotel, oh there’s a giraffe again, I thought, oh, there’s a Jimgaffe again!! Love this top 5!

[@Jayelle1963]

Giggling 'cuz I thought the same thing! 🦒 *AGAIN* 🤣 Yes, more giraffe please, again and again and again and again!

[@kathyandchrismiller3543]

You are truly amazing,thank you

[@susanjackson5593]

I ask "Alexa" to play Jim Gaffigan all of the time just for a quick laugh when I need it between meetings or if I want to relax and have some laughs any time of the day. I've listened to his stuff over and over again, it never seems to get old. Thanks Jim!

[@SuperDrLisa]

Alexa knows Jim's stuff? Yay!

[@nykieonline6640]

The old lady "what room am I staying in" was brilliant 👏🏽 👌🏽