Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "King Baby" Jim Gaffigan

[@existentiallifecoach2024]

He’s a natural. Definitely his gift and calling in life.

[@joannecooper4592]

Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch this man's videos. He is hilarious, and no cussing!

[@jeffg7936]

Well next to none, he leaves the trash talk for people like Bob Saget.

[@JB-lo8eg]

I’m myself into explicit comedians. I love a lot of comedians that cuss like sailers. Most of my favorite cuss constantly. Still I watch Gaffigan simply because he’s a master of his craft, hilarious. One of my favorites.

[@linak7155]

@@jeffg7936 yes sadly, a potty mouth.

[@gwauk205]

@@linak7155 They are just words. Noises that come out of peoples mouths - what’s the obsession with some noises over others? 🧐

[@linak7155]

Words are powerful. They build up or tear down. They possess an influencing impact on the hearers that cannot be denied. They're neve truly neutral. As I see it, it takes much more brain power n creativity to use words in a way that elicit laughter than to resort to cheap shots n rely mostly on expletives or vulgar substitutes. This comedian finds humor in mundane everyday situations n I love it! I don't mind watching with my entire family. There's all kinds of comedians out there. I stick to a selected few who make me think, relate n laugh my heart out.

[@melissabenjamin1759]

One thing that helps my stress level as a HS Teacher during these crazy times is this guy and laughing as I crawl into bed after a long stressful day. Thanks Jim. ♥️

[@sharcrum]

Man, I can't imagine teaching high schoolers! 😬😟 My youngest daughter has been a first grade teacher for 2 or 3 years. She seems to love it but I know it's gonna start wearing on her some day. Especially if she moves up grades. Now days is tough.

[@cliveheenan1188]

This man is a master. He makes it look deceptively easy. Great persona and really, really funny. Wonderful.

[@jesusgaud8]

Definitely… it is so refreshing to see clean comedy

[@redwingsfan3621]

@@jesusgaud8 Checkout Brian Regan as well.

[@pocahon8460]

Behind every good man is the great woman ... Jeannie

[@QuantumMind88]

@@redwingsfan3621 YES!

[@SarahVincent2023]

Thanks so much for all the laughter, Jim. You’re brilliant!

[@mauvaz4876]

People say Seinfeld is the best observational comic ever. I disagree, Jim tops them all

[@GregRiccardi]

Totally agree. The funniest!! Hi Jim!! HOOOOOT POGGEEEEEHT

[@redsands2064]

Jerry was the hit for his era.. eras change, Jim is the one for this era

[@NihongoGuy]

JS was good but I've never thought of him as "Best ever" of anything.

[@DScott-bp4vu]

Jerome will always be the best! 🥰😌 Jim is AWESOME, but Jerome is King.

[@christinepostreich4231]

Seinfeld was good for his time! Gaffigan is good for his time!!😊😊

[@juliemiller3387]

The only comic that makes me laugh until my face hurts!! He is the best!!

[@christinamarcille5280]

Jim you got me and my son through covid lockdown and beyond! Let's get cookin' Your compilations Your specials Thank You 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@dsoutherland1747]

With tears in my eyes, I’m trying to write. I’m like a lot of people. When I’m down, Jim brings me outta whatever dark place I’m in. His comedy is magic.😂🤣. Thank heaven for KZbin and Jim😆.

[@ThePrinceHerb]

The bowling part was hilarious😂

[@DoofenSpyroDragon16]

The whole thing is hilarious! 🤣 Jim’s King Baby special is a classic!

[@vanessamariebond]

LOL 'lets prepackage ourselves for the serial killers'- he's amazing.

[@stardust2991]

I can’t get enough of these videos!! Laughter is one of the best stress reducers!

[@liz-cf2rv]

Yes! It helps my depression

[@bfkennedy]

Jim is the king of comedy! 👑

[@asolano]

Of clean comedy.

[@codrinn9999]

Of housewives comedy

[@globetrekker86]

@bfkennedy: Jimmy G is the OG of clean comedy

[@ChaoticAnswers]

A prince of comedy

[@jonhohensee3258]

bfkennedy - I thought he was king of the pan flute.

[@tylerkeller8869]

Pretty awesome of him to make this material accessible for free due to Covid-19 quarantine.

[@shirleyclemmer3299]

Best for Jim if we let the ads go to the end.🙂

[@stevenaleman7454]

My eyes are watering so much from laughing so hard!! I can't stop laughing... His jokes are amazingly funny!! His delivery and style are priceless!!

[@jonhohensee3258]

Thanks, Mrs. Gaffigan.

[@CaptainJ22]

I hope this man Does. Comedy. Forever.

[@jumpinjojo]

Kenny Johnson Or at least until he dies.

[@sparkyspark964]

I hope to see JG in person some day. His delivery is so smooth and timing impeccable. Love him! 😍❤️🤩💙😘🤍

[@jonhohensee3258]

He has guys that keep people like you away.

[@sparkyspark964]

@@jonhohensee3258 👍🏼Thanks for letting me know. I’d hate to waste money.

[@tastymouse]

I'm like on the verge of crying from laughter through the whole video.

[@jonhohensee3258]

You're a big baby.

[@sideshowtink]

Funniest thing I have ever seen especially the bowling bit! Camping was hilarious too! Everything GREAT!

[@Nomadistar]

Jim! I just love how you scratched the surface of bacon awareness! It gives me a glimmer of hope! TY so much!

[@crash7701]

I love jim gaffigan

[@awall1096]

Makes me laugh out loud! Your delivery is spot on.. 😂😂 thanks for the laughs!

[@marktaylor2502]

I just discovered Jim yesterday. I can’t stop watching! Funniest man in the USA. Friends are going to get sick of my Facebook shares

[@francescaa8331]

Funny bits! Good way to start my day.

[@rocknrollxoxox]

Brilliant 👏

[@rickyn1135]

I love watch Jim on Ato-Repeat. Never gets boring.

[@elenavonpavel-pitts3442]

As a 13 yr old teenager, was forced to take bowling. We had to take the ball home, then drag it to the bowling alley. Lived in SF...was late, carrying 1000 lb ball, running to the alley. Ran across VERY BUSY STREET AND TRIPPED!. Hadn't zippered the bowling purse, ball came shooting out and proceeded to roll down the busy boulevard at 90 mph! I had to chase it down in the middle of the street, fell flat on my face and started crying...just gave up. Crawled over to the curb, crying and bleeding. Some adult Asian man brought the errant ball back to me, patted me on the shoulder and said.."You no worry; ball is ok; you ok; day will be better...you will see!" I just started crying again.. I HATED BOWLING....

[@yvettenewell7520]

These are BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS 🤣 Thank you for being you.

[@MsMystie3K]

Made the mistake of watching on my coffee break. The ketchup bit made me do a spitake 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jonhohensee3258]

spit-take

[@Lisa-Sherlock-Holmes]

I haven't bowled in over 25 years. He made me want to go wash my hands.

[@Agoonga]

The Kevin Bacon joke is still masterpiece

[@V13-u1c]

You're a great anti-depressant thank you for the laughs

[@liz-cf2rv]

Exactly!!

[@kechiathornton1382]

"Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner."😂😅😂

[@jfhdragonfly]

Thanks for this, Jim, it really helps. Plus, you're so funny!

[@OldRaver]

“Bippeddy Boppeddy BACON!! “🪄 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericwest9363]

I never miss a video. My morning bacon with coffee.

[@jendagesse4524]

Love watching him he's so funny

[@TruthfulUniverse316]

Thank you Lou.for everything. We should get another petition also more than 10,000 let's go for 100,000 plus.

[@martinapelayo1270]

My ribs hurt from laughing so hard. Dude is hilarious

[@globetrekker86]

Ketchup on sushi?! 😂 That’s gold, Jim, gold!

[@windicold4682]

The timing of his jokes is what makes them so hilarious

[@Verdeangela12]

Watching him is so friggin’ fun! I always find myself laughing out loud at his intelligently hilarious comedy!

[@bonniepayne3627]

Nobody can make me laugh like Jim

[@brrrayday]

The camping bit reminded me of the McManus short story, "A Fine and Pleasant Misery" Its a hoot

[@SusanFinnigan]

He is the FUNNIEST EVER!!!¡!!

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Those germ filled holes on the public ones, are what make the prices on bowling balls seem reasonable. 😆

[@etsbeagles8012]

Regarding bowling not being a healthy activity, back in the 70s, ashtrays were built into the score keeper's tables in bowling alleys. You could cut the smoke with a knife.

[@MsMystie3K]

Years after the ban on smoking at indoor venues, our local bowling alley still reeks of stale cigarette smoke.

[@imommtube]

I am in conflict, Love both , Jimmy and Gabriel, I can't get a favorite one, love them both

[@globetrekker86]

@Ossi, same here! Outside of the Dry Bar circuit, these two are the champs

[@donihee137]

Thanks Jim!

[@kind1168]

Great Top 5 Jokes for today Jim ! I will have a different perspective on bowling . Just darn silly and funny! Lol 🙂😂🙂🙂🙂

[@LisaGemini]

I love, love, love the bowling jokes. I suck at it, I don't get why people like to throw that heavy damn ball at a bunch of pins. I just hate it. Also, camping is awful. I couldn't sleep the one night I did it in my 20s, I kept hearing the boars roaring in the woods. As a woman, it's super hard to use the bathroom, too. Thank God, my parents never made me do it because they actually were SMART.

[@dusandestanovic5884]

Don't forget Francis Bacon.

[@chitgoodenough3231]

He cured me of Subway.

[@suebrown3465]

“Thank you for your comedy” signed Water Chestnut lll

[@globetrekker86]

Bacon strips are sometimes called “rashers”, which I originally misheard as “rations”. So you’re right, Jim: someone is rationing the bacon

[@nathanielhickson2093]

I would like to invite this man over for dinner. Wouldn't say a word. Just listen and laugh 😂

[@2662Mia]

Mind if I follow you around the parking lot? I’ll just be humming “Ball in da baaaaag”

[@globetrekker86]

You’re onto something about the success of Kevin Bacon. His daughter Sosie (Saucy) Bacon also has good prospects

[@2010RSHACKS]

You are king comedian

[@Sneaky-Sneaky]

More of EVERYTHING !!!

[@justiceliberty4364]

Fred Flintstone's bowling ball LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@globetrekker86]

Partying in Dry January: “Wanna do shots?” “Yeah!” “Meet you by the ketchup keg at Wendy’s. I got the fries”

[@sistahkrista4290]

Thanks for brightening my crappy day! You really are the best comic!!!

[@steady3459]

Always to impress the Lady's ! 😂😜✌️

[@janices7093]

The camping joke 😂😂😂 brought back the most stupid insane camping experience of my life. My "honeymoon"😬☹️😱 ! It was his "surprise". - A tent I could see through- on a rainy chilly night - actually I was Hoping a Bear would visit!!! Needless to say after doing my best..I packed up my 'tent' for good💫 Thanks for the Laughs Jim Very Appreciated 😂✨🤣

[@Trobtwillis]

❤ Jim, and ❤ those voices he does of what people in the audience might be thinking. 🗨️🤓 "I don't like it when they die in the jokes." 😢💭

[@susanlina1070]

The best comedian ever!!

[@brianjoyce9040]

Always hilarious

[@mammaddenn8010]

Three words, Guest host SNL. Tell your agent to get on it.

[@greghall8992]

Jim's the best!!!

[@danoduncan1763]

so Mr.Picker... just saw your movie... you ROCK in it !...

[@ivanahugankiss8414]

I just discovered a few days ago how goddamn funny you are!

[@jameswoolford2698]

Master level banter ✔️🙌🏻

[@thetalkingdevil2501]

I'm so hanged over it hurts when I laugh, damn you Jim

[@ronnietoots6797]

past tense of hang is hung......sheesh...where did you go to school?

[@thetalkingdevil2501]

@@ronnietoots6797 I actually went to a decent private school but I was hungover. I could have swear I mention that in my comment, which makes me wonder were you went to school at 😏😏 you don't seem to understand things you just read

[@thetalkingdevil2501]

@@ronnietoots6797 thanks for the correction professor Ronnie, to be honest I didn't know that. I went to a French school, so thanks

[@rubyquail]

Thank you for the belly laughs (mine).

[@CBrown86]

Ive never seen the Bowling clip, I screamed 😂😂

[@LadyVoldemort]

The nerdy-ass bacon-joke always got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 Bacon-to-bacon time-space continuum.

[@jared2956]

Ur one of the best ,thanks for all the laughs.

[@cybernurse5965]

Had me in stitches 😂

[@jonhohensee3258]

owie

[@1bestfriend2u18]

8:24 "Happy Camper" hot pocket 😂

[@nobodyreally6331]

I, too, call myself “indoorsy” and consider camping atavistic. Thank you for validating me, Sir.

[@jonhohensee3258]

How long you been waiting to use that word?

[@bigdesignspop]

His comedy is so intelligent it’s hard to analyze what is going on with his writing style it’s so custom to him

[@joecook5689]

He's like funniest dude ever. Him, Ricky Gervais.

[@deanshort9011]

To improve other food they wrap it in Bacon. Thank you Bacon. Sincerely, Water Chestnut the 3rd. Hilariously original! Thank you Jim Gaffigan, your comedy is truly spectacular!

[@julieevans3390]

You are appreciated 💛

[@stephaniebacak517]

Oh my God I hope I get to see you Jim Gaffigan sometime in Arizona I do that would be awesome you're awesome

[@akita101]

Best

[@Firecracker66]

Gracias

[@maureenparker6185]

Good laughs😅😅😅😅

[@shannonmcstormy5021]

I remember when I got my first check for my paper route at age 11. I bought a package of bacon and cooked it and ate it. My mother was just watching me. Then I got sick.

[@jaeboogie2786]

Lol omg what?!?! Lmao now that's hilarious. Please tell me that was not the only thing you bought lol 😂

[@shannonmcstormy5021]

@@jaeboogie2786 I bought many things. When combined with the yard and snow removal business plus the fact that I didn't have rent or a car payment, I was making more disposable income than some of the adults in my working poor neighborhood. I saved a lot of money. When I was 15, I bought a Honda Intercepter motorcycle (this was like 40 years ago, so that when I passed my driver's test, then took and passed the written motorcycle test, I road my motorcycle to school. I felt like a bad a___ dy___ because I was ;-)

[@jaeboogie2786]

@@shannonmcstormy5021 I love it. And yes you are indeed a bad a$$ 😉 thanks for sharing also. 🙏🏽

[@andyallwood]

I think even Jim would like fish & chips with plenty of vinegar, it might change his mind about fish and vinegar ;)

[@elieelis6814]

Thank you for making me laugh.gaffigan

[@mimim8532]

So right on the BACON!

[@deejayk5939]

I’ll never go bowling again!

[@OzarksWildman]

Haha! Jim is a smart a$$!😂

[@lestertm7944]

Close enough JG Thanks

[@samanthacarrion9179]

❤❤❤!!!

[@tland717]

You rock !!

[@scottsthoughtschannel9538]

I hate it when i get my bowling ball bag, confused with my human head bag. It's so embarrassing when this happens.

[@Bahia320]

I went to Mount Ultravox School for Non-Bowlers, then I gained an appreciation for the game and transferred and got my Varsity letter as Captain of the Bowling Team. One game, I got straight gutters!