TOP 8 *Most Shocking* AITA Questions from Reddit | Alonzo Lerone

[@NatiLite]

All of the oldschool Alonzo fans hearing him pronounce "ASK-ED" with struggle get it. 😂

[@AsiramCraven]

I understand how the 15 year old felt, I have Asperger's Syndrome and selective mute. It always feels like everyone thinks I choose not to talk but I do want to talk my body just won't let me during those times. It feels like my chest gets tight and body starts getting warmer and the words feel like they get stuck in my throat. I usually feel guilty not being able to talk when I want to especially to my family and friends but it mostly happens around people I don't know since I also have social anxiety.

[@mostar1219]

Siri actually gave him a direct answer this time. Christmas miracle

[@tipdryl]

IKR!!! I was so shocked 😂😂😂😂

[@kianabrown2865]

I really enjoyed this! I remember you saying in a video a few years ago that you wanted to get into Reddit. I think you should keep this series going! I’ve been following your channel since 2016 and you never fail to make me smile.

[@joshuaortega1852]

Oh man I feel that one with the fifteen year old selective mute with autism. I'm high functioning autistic and I know how hard it can be to deal with people that just wont take no for an answer. I'm sure the teacher was trying to help her but as a wise man once said the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

[@boogiebear3095]

People get annoyed when I’m quiet but I can go days without verbally speaking. I will listen. I miss phone calls with my late mom where I’d just listen to her talk. I know people can misinterpret being quiet as something else but I am not always upset.

[@m.leslie6281]

I literally just realized that your videos are not notifying me for like the last 2 years. Got a lot of vids to watch🤣

[@naypalmneo2824]

Alonzo about to be SHOOK if he makes this a series.😂

[@Wolfbane382]

The term fortnight comes from an old English term fēowertīene niht Which originally meant 14 nights. Or 14 days due to the fact Anglo-Saxons counted by nights So she was saying she was going to pay him back 400 dollars over two weeks.

[@melaniereynders]

She said $50 per fortnight, so it would take 8 fortnights (about 4 months) for her to pay it back.

[@BackupChannel-nq6fg]

@@melaniereynderstimes up

[@tianamcvety3759]

For those not from Washington state. WSU (Pullman) and UW (Seattle) are rival schools. Pullman is in the middle of nowhere and is a party school while UW is known for being a bit snobby

[@CaraBay-do6ru]

For the Disneyland one. Those grandparents wont be around forever why not let your children build a memory with their grandparents? They let you all stay with them when you were in trouble. They may annoy you but they love your children enough to bring them to Disney! Let them have that.

[@rileyanderson5381]

also why would she say ‘going on vacation without me’ after telling us she was indeed invited 😅

[@CandyBoot]

That was pretty fun! I look forward to more videos like these. :) Chatting with others about our verdict for each Reddit post was really nice.

[@mileshamorrison9064]

Regarding that first story: I’m a graduate of Washington State University (GO COUGS!) Since then I have worked in the NFL (been to 2 superbowls), worked for another major university in the south, and currently work for a well known NBA team. The older sister is definitely an asshole. WSU is in the middle of nowhere, I’ll give OP that and yes we definitely partied A LOT there. But it’s still a major university with excellent programs. TBH, I’ve attended 2 private universities after WSU that has way more accolades than UW, and I can say I had the most fun at WSU. It’s not about where you go, but what you make of it.

[@Mama_Bear524]

Well said!!!

[@karenward267]

So good to see you back posting content. I’ve missed you, your perspective on life, and your laugh.

[@boogiebear3095]

Same.

[@1KingCoop]

Great to see you back Alonzo and you're looking great, healthy and glowing. Can't wait to see more from you, also loving the braids man.

[@kishagreen4578]

Hey Alonzo, glad to see you back. These AITAH is insane. Please do a part 2.❤

[@saxumbonum]

Selective mutism is so difficilt for people to understand :( selective doesnt mean the person can *choose* when to speak, it just means sometimes they can, sometimes they cant, for whatever reason. Myself, I often cant speak after a mentally exhausting day (e.g. work in office, too many noisy people, too loud, too much social interaction). My mother would pick me up and start trying to talk and the best I could do is respond in grunts. If i could speak, it was usually just to ask for minimal conversation. If she kept pushing, I'd end up having a meltdown, similar to the person in the post.

[@thecrepeofdeath]

I'm so used to the misunderstanding at this point, I know it's not intentional...so why does it still hit me so hard? I had to stop watching there

[@Mama_Bear524]

My son has selective mutism. So I get it. But I didn’t for such a long time. He would have meltdowns after school and I’m now realizing (thanks to you!) that was why! He was just way too overwhelmed from school he needed to be in silence and unwind. I feel bad. And the way I explain it to people is that it’s not the person selecting who and when to talk to it’s the condition (for lack of better word) that selects. Because it’s not on purpose. It’s not him making a conscious decision. He can’t control it. He’s in therapy (was seeing a psychologist now he’s seeing an art therapist and at school he sees a speech pathologist) so we’re working on it. But it’s hard when others don’t understand and think he’s choosing to be silent. I really thought I understood it but reading your comment I have a better understanding now. And I’ll stop pushing him to talk after school or when it’s clear he doesn’t want to or just feels too overwhelmed to. I think I’ll tell him “when you feel ready and more at ease I’m here for you to tell me”. Thank you so much for your comment.

[@saxumbonum]

@@Mama_Bear524 thank you so much for being willing to learn and grow with your son ❤ I'm glad my comment was able to provide another layer of understanding.

[@saxumbonum]

@@thecrepeofdeath we feel what we feel, and it's okay to walk away when you need to ❤

[@AliciaYPhoenix]

So. The one with the cousins. No, she would not be the jerk. By getting him in trouble for the insurance, she could potentially save him from even more fines if he has an accident again due to his drunk driving. He is endangering himself and everyone around him. She would be the jerk if she didn’t report. She said it herself: I stopped hanging with him because it was getting too dangerous. She knows he's a danger, yes, he won't be happy with her, but if he gets into a drunk driving accident and deals thousands of dollars worth of damage, he'll realize how much she helped him.

[@Raserei333]

She wouldn’t be the jerk. Generally speaking though, depending on where they live, insurance probably already reported this to the state’s DMV. And if that’s the case then said cousin’s license is probably already suspended, but that doesn’t stop people like that cousin who just don’t care. She’d be better off reporting the intoxicated driving to authorities with license plate number and such.

[@thatdarnkitteh]

Missed you Alonzo! Good to see you 🎉

[@LLawrah]

Alonzo, please just say “Am I the asshole?” Instead of “AITA”

[@mochiraka6579]

ALONZOOO ILYSM been watching u since around 2017 nd when i saw u liked my insta story it made my week frr😭 hope ur doin well for urself💞

[@smokeyblacc111]

Bro you and reddit are a dangerous, yet beautiful combo 👌🏿 😂

[@EllieBeanz637]

So glad to see you back, Alonzo ❤

[@RocknLove09]

lol FORTNITE is a game, FORTNIGHT means 2 weeks. Most people nowadays say bi-weekly instead of fortnight, so she meant “I only get paid $800 bi-weekly” basically 😂

[@jaydem8611]

As someone who has lived in the Pullman area from story one, I can attest that there is not much there.

[@saxumbonum]

TL,DR means "too long; didnt read". People use it to indicate they are about to summarize or give the short version of whatever long text they wrote, or people use it in response to a long text post indicating they arent going to read it (sometimes just to be snarky, and sometimes as a request for a summary)

[@MarilynMonday]

I had an AITA moment today (ok, usually lol): My neighbor came over to chat and spat directly onto my porch!!! I cringed at it, we were like three feet from the dirt, and he did that right on my front porch?! He noticed my face and says, "sorry, haha, I'm sick, I had to!" That didn't make it LESS gross!! I said, "so stand over there! I can't afford to get sick!' and I pointed at the dirt. Now the neighbor is mad and everyone says I made a big deal out of nothing. AITA?

[@dawg6169]

As someone from WA, that first AITA sounded exactly like someone who went to UW. lmfao. Pullman is a cool little town.

[@ThisAlphaWolf]

Fr, fr. Agree! I was born there. My dad worked for WSU for something like 27 yrs. I guess if you are accustomed to the Seattle scene, it might be a little bit of 'culture shock' to move to Pullman, but if you're going to college to LEARN, WSU is a good choice.

[@danaphillips3434]

Pullman is a cool place. I live on the east side of Wa in the middle and by no means Pullman a small town. It isn’t Seattle but it isn’t the middle of nowhere. Lol my town is like 3200 people lol Pullman is 32,000+ My brother and his wife went to WSU and it is a great school.

[@dawg6169]

@@danaphillips3434 same. I was raised in Prosser, and currently live in Ellensburg (more central wa I suppose lol) but I have so many friends who went up wsu. Great campus, awesome town

[@danaphillips3434]

@@dawg6169 nice! Love E~burg. I’m in Zillah.

[@dawg6169]

@@danaphillips3434 that's funny. I went to high school in Granger 😂😂 small world. Lol. Zillah is also a nice little town!

[@Don_yelle]

The Disney land one, if your parents can’t respect your parenting don’t bring your kids around them until they start to

[@hollyholfeld]

Juat so you know, most people who do reddit stories do like 5-6ish, discuss after, read some comments, read any updates if there are any, and the videos are typically 1-2 hours depending who is doing them. Smosh are about an hour, THT videos are 2+ hours. a few other youtubers have done them on occasion and are half hour, but only do like 3-4 stories.

[@marilouba]

Glad you're back Alonzo! You were missed

[@ashleeterrell4580]

a fortnight is 2 weeks so she is paying him a total of $100 a month to pay back $400

[@alyssawssinging4039]

hey love u alonzo these are insane the man with no insurance thats tricky but i think he should be turned in tbh u gotta make sure ur safe on the roads

[@mandlerparr1]

Man, the Wazzu and U dub rivalry out here tearing families apart.

[@BabyRastasaurus]

I hope that girl went and got her stuff. In the countries I lived in, he would not have been allowed to hold onto her stuff

[@Lashly273]

In the one where the woman wanted her stuff back before she repaid her ex, when she said she made $800 a fortnight, she wasn't meaning the game. Fortnight is a term that refers to a period of two weeks (like December 1st to December 14th)

[@troubleinthevalley5884]

The second one I'm thinking she " always ruins happy moments with a negative comment" because he likely does things or gets her things that either he would like or thinks she should like without bothering to pay attention to her likes or find out what she would prefer and then gets upset when she's not grateful for getting her something she doesn't like or wouldn't want. People like this annoy me to no end. I would rather you just get me nothing.

[@ryanwalsh2651]

Right, like if he was actually making an effort, he'd be getting the stuff she actually likes. It's her day, make it about her. She absolutely had the right to complain.

[@janettem5937]

Fortnight is 2 weeks. She's not the ah for wanting her stuff back and debt or no debt dont think he can legally hold her stuff since that wasn't agreed upon as a part of the debt. Also he's what 12 years older than her? That's a little sus especially because she's 21 and her brain isn't fully developed yet, meanwhile his is. Selective mutism isn't something people can control and I appreciate that you didn't think that op was being dramatic or intentionally disrespectful. My daughter is ND (not sure how yet as she's only 5) and has trouble with communication and regulating her responses to excessive stimuli so I appreciate seeing you be understanding about that particular op.

[@slayergirl6983]

You're funny AF!😂❤

[@solara8916]

so excited!!! love you ❤❤❤

[@WardyLion]

The cousin says he likes to learn the hard way so reporting him for DUI will do just that. Yeah you might feel a bit shitty but you’d feel a lot worse if you said nothing and he then took out a family of four while off his face.

[@kylaphilippe580]

Fr it’s messed up to report family but much worse if someone dies from his actions. People need others in their life who would hold them accountable. If his parents wouldn’t say anything, then she should

[@Lisa-yv2mn]

Great to see you back. A fortnight is 2 weeks

[@shawnalakea3209]

Feels good to see you feeling and looking good. Me and my ma love your videos ❤

[@thesavvyverse]

You not knowing simple words is my favorite part XD

[@boogiebear3095]

Glad to see you back.

[@NubiaRa444]

Great to see you again ❤

[@alexcis.20]

Your amazing Alonzo!!!!!!

[@mrdeatheli]

*you're

[@criminallyautistic8372]

*you're* C'mon!

[@alicewilloughby4318]

12:29 - Hi, Alonzo! 😀 TLDR means Too Long, Didn't Read.

[@maylidaily]

TLDR = "Too Long Don't/Didn't (depending on the context) Read"

[@neongreen1404]

I've never caught a live before and I've been subbed since either 2015 or 2016😭

[@Mama_Bear524]

Same! But been subbed maybe since 2020? Not sure. But at least 3 years now. I had no clue he ever went live

[@jessicaborg747]

As a mother of 3 children with autism, I most likely have asd myself, as I didn't know it was called selective mutism, my daughter has that too, I used to get in a lot of trouble growing in up, which would make me more anxious and make it worse, once my mum kept pushing me, was school holidays, I had no where to go, it caused a 3 day, without me saying a word and desperate to say something but couldn't, so to the 15 years old girl, I hope that you get more understanding teachers, that won't push your bondories ❤

[@danamichelle1290]

AITA: A guy I dated acted VERY into me (pretty sure there were others!) then 'ghosted'. I signed him up for free samples of baby formula, trial of Parenting Magazine, etc....? Honestly, if I'm the AH, I don't care, I was young, like early 20s.🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂😂

[@dilligafbubba443]

In answer to your question, a fortnight is two weeks or 14 days. It's something I learned by looking in the Dictionary.

[@flybirdsfly2091]

This going to be awesome

[@criminallyautistic8372]

Merry Christmas Alonzo!

[@StarScream_47]

It pains me that people these day have no idea what a fortnight is....

[@Humbleme1224]

It pains me that people these days just can't say what they mean, instead of using slang for everyone to figure out. Unnecessary use of brain cells. 🙄🤣

[@Carpathianpixie]

​@@Humbleme1224A fortnight is definitely not slang.😅

[@GenXfrom75]

I only know myself because of British creators who were kind enough to explain what it means. Americans don't use that term. Millions of people don't generally know what fortnight means.

[@Mama_Bear524]

@@Humbleme1224it’s not slang 😂

[@ECM24]

TLDR means "too long, didn't read". a "fortnight" is two weeks.

[@kimberlykelly8651]

Fortnight= 2 weeks 😂

[@FurryMammaNini5]

Fortnight is used in a lot of places, particularly New Zealand and Australia (I think UK as well) as a way to denote time, specifically two weeks.

[@jackreid735]

TLDR is an acronym for Too Long Didn't Read.

[@tracyscott1629]

😂 (I had to look it up😉) TLDR: too long, didn't read 💜🖤💜

[@karincartwright8752]

Siri would tell you a fortnight is two weeks....

[@boogiebear3095]

Sometimes it’s hard to communicate with someone when you don’t feel like speaking. I feel for OP.

[@kylaphilippe580]

Honestly I don’t think that girl ITA for wanting to wait in the club. Like unless he was gonna pay for the ticket, then they could wait separately. But she could have at least got there early with him so he didn’t have to wait.

[@the.scorpio.wonder]

lol if brother can’t handle what he dishes out then he needs to grow a pair

[@tinicoleofficial]

Had to look up what AITA meant bc I live under a rock ig🥴😂

[@VHGirlsRules]

Same I’m more on KZbin than on my social media accounts 😅🤷🏻‍♀️

[@pamschmith4606]

A fortnight is 14 nights or 2 week time period.

[@nancygardner5586]

If my parents acted crazy and underminded me with my kids… no to Disneyland.

[@LavandarBunny]

Yayyyy Alonzo 🎉 welcome back friend!

[@CatMama18]

I know you've been away for a minute I got worried I've missed your videos I wanna do these too haha trying to figure it out 😂

[@megabsupreme]

TLDR = too long; didn't read. Glad you got to the AITA posts. As always, love your insights

[@borountree4539]

A fortnight is 2 weeks, commonly used in the UK. Comes from Old English and is literally a shortened form of fourteen nights.

[@Karuminu2]

The autistic student did NOTHING wrong. I'm on the autistic spectrum too and I've been in that situation many times in my school years with shitty ableist teachers and peers who just don't seem to know how to back off. It's a horrible feeling when your head gets overwhelmed and you just want to run away and hide somewhere safe and quiet while you try to calm down.

[@calpalgal]

My mom did the cake one to me. Got a cake she thought looked good during my bday (one of my least favorites) and she was the only one that liked it. Even my nephew didn’t want any and he eats everything.

[@YungDubDBzENT]

6:17 “20 dudes deep” sounds wild!!

[@frankclemence1681]

18:49 fortnight means two weeks

[@alyssamusiq]

We just say am I the a-hole instead of AITA but I’m so happy you started reading this story. You oughta read bridezilla AITA. You won’t be disappointed!

[@kvantassle83]

lol as someone from Eastern WA and about an hr from Pullman I would much rather go to WSU than UW. Seattle is crazy haha.

[@colehoward4386]

Hi Alonzo I'm so glad your back man

[@mrdeatheli]

*you're

[@criminallyautistic8372]

*You're*

[@CJandRay]

Is the English word for 14 nights or 2 weeks? They only use it in england

[@Mia-dt3gl]

I wouldn’t take the “Skinny” story seriously. Apparently when OP put the story up initially both her brother and her had completely different ages (20 for OP, 23 for the brother). It’s flooded with YTA comments, but mostly because of the change.

[@AngelsPieceOfPeace]

A fortnight is a period of time that lasts for two weeks. Or at least it is here in UK lol

[@lista2308]

TLDR = too long didn't read Fortnight = 14 days, 2 weeks

[@tyayumiko]

The club sounds like Miami 😩

[@alazaproctor4939]

Alonzooo!!🥰🥰

[@OctoBear88]

I haven’t watched you in a hot min…. And didn’t realize you have braids, and assumed your bald spot spread further 😂

[@kristypalmer6527]

Fortnight is 14 days, so 2 weeks, bi weekly, ect.

[@adventureatlasss]

The drunk driver, report his ass. He may hate you for a while but it could also catapult him into recovery and he will thank you profusely later! I am still working off a DUI, and I just have the 1, and that was in 2021. I’m proudly 2 years and 4 months sober of the demon alcohol.

[@MelissaH1988]

Fortnight is a British word for 2 weeks. I actually hate there’s a game named after it 😂

[@latriecemccray9006]

About the cake: Yes she's the asshole. The cake was given from the heart. She could've had 1 piece of cake and been happy. She could've said what type of cakes she enjoyed. Be grateful for a gift.

[@Mama_Bear524]

I hate ice cream cakes and I’m lactose intolerant. Been with hubby 23 years. A couple weeks ago on my birthday he got me an ice cream cake 🫤. I pretended I was happy. It was the thought. He was super proud of himself and I think he honestly forgot I’m not a fan. I took my pills and ate a piece. Said thank you. It’s easy.

[@latriecemccray9006]

@@Mama_Bear524 happy belated birthday

[@Tastetherainbow50]

😂😂😂😂😂I love Your content

[@Khulania]

This was good

[@MattAAsh]

Being autistic IS NOT selectively mute. That assumption is ableist AF. Going nonverbal is usually brought on by overstimulation, stress and panic. Sincerely Ann autistic 40+ yr old

[@doomsdayaddams2894]

I love this, but…get a dictionary! 🤣

[@LucyAdroit]

Oh no, you have descended into the madness xD

[@lilithluna458]

Fortnight is 2 weeks…. 😂

[@FlexiFlo07]

Can we get an AITA subscribers edition 😂 it could be very funny or a bit scary 😂

[@jaydee_83]

Tldr = Too Long Didn't Read Fortnight = 2 weeks

[@orangexlightning]

Fortnight means two weeks.

[@gabbygarrison3878]

plz do more of these! i really enjoyed this video.

[@rhiannon8363]

Omg hi!!!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤