TRYING 5 MRE Military Foods | December 2023 | Alonzo Lerone

my stomach officially hurts!
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[@elaexplorer]

When he said he hopes they have directions I immediately thought, "Why, you never follow them any way." 😂😂😂

[@ashalyn1860]

😂😂😂

[@tipdryl]

😂😂😂

[@MissM04purple]

Pasta marinara ❌ , Pasta marijuana✅ LMAOOO 😂😂

[@ryanreel8902]

Lmaooooo

[@sambaden9977]

Okay I'm totally going to a restaurant and asking for pasta marijuana 😂

[@raevenbrown7564]

The way i couldn't breathe when the mre heater burned you. It was the reaction afterwards 😂.

[@nythebrownbarbie]

was lookin for this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tellyox1331]

Now Alonzo, you should know damn well the sun has no parts in cooking the MRE😂

[@tatersoup]

He freaked out about not having a stove/microwave and the sun wasn't out. I don't think he gets out much. 😂

[@BrieJhayNicole]

Before he could say “where the fuck is the heater” he found it 😂😂 shit hot lol

[@alonzo]

HOT AF

[@nancymittelstadt2671]

The way he just walks back into the camera with a butcher knife 🔪 so casually 😂

[@rodregus]

As someone who ate those for 20 YEARS, I’m gonna pray for you Alonzo lol. I was waiting for you to make a mistake with the heater lol.

[@pillar81]

18:05 “Damn! I didn’t know this thing was that big!” That’s what she said.

[@iamwhoiam5425]

Do I see a ring on Mr. Alonzo's finger 😮 well what do we have here 😊 congrats Sir ❤

[@shariparrilla7610]

Ok I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw the ring

[@krystalkidwell9361]

He said Mother in-law

[@chandlerw2100]

I've been in the Marines for 7 years and i love that you did this video😂😂. My favorite MRE is the Asian style beef strips with vegetables 🤌🏽 FINE dining right there. Also the MRE's we get in the service are different than the ones you can typically buy. Extra packaging and such with the one you got Alonzo.

[@melanieannplans2666]

Thank you so much for your service!

[@aly1541]

Oh naw you're lying🤢Team chili mac over here💪🏾

[@dejahthoris2769]

@aly1541 Facts!!! Chili Mac for the win and a bonus was when you got resee’s pieces 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PrincessPeachez1920]

Red beans and rice will always be my favorite 😂 but I can only eat it twice a week 👀

[@RavennaRose928]

I heard that the veggie omelet was the worst one. My ex was in the Marine Corps.

[@rachelleebee]

😂😂😂 So glad you're back! I missed your videos so much! And i love that this one was longer. Glad you're doing good too ❤

[@StarRoadsMojave]

Ah yes, a Meal Ready to Eat. Tbh I don’t blame you for forgetting what they stand for because for a very long time I thought they stood for Military Ration -something because I couldn’t figure out one for E.

[@greatleader4841]

Equipment...Military Ration Equipment.

[@k0olaide]

watching alonzo eat MREs hits way harder when you in the military 🤣

[@s2me89]

Broke my ankle running to watch this video soon as I saw the notification. Also thank god you had your hair professionally done in the end coz boi that hair didn't want none of your water or anything ahaha.

[@Its_PrymeTyme]

Can someone get Alonzo some scissors for Christmas so that he doesn't hurt himself?

[@tatersoup]

He cut open the MREs with scissors. Idk why he was all ree ree ree 🔪 😂

[@shariparrilla7610]

😂

[@Its_PrymeTyme]

@tatersoup I must've missed that part where he used scissors. But, yeah. Why didn't he just use the scissors to begin with 😆 😆

[@isisthomas7068]

For some odd reason I knew the new doggo was gonna be named money.

[@elaexplorer]

5:27 Yes, Lorenzo. I have a stove that fits in my purse. I don't keep it in my purse but it does fit.

[@chrizpearson]

Brotha pulls out big ass chucky knife to open box 😂😂

[@vanessamartinez0410]

Lmao I think it's the empty water bottle you dropped that was popping. Maybe money was playing with it. 😁

[@neishafrederick1423]

It’s trying to get the box out of the box for me 😂😅. Glad to see you back!!!

[@MermaidRi3019]

More weird food combos ppplleaase cause I be trying them with you especially the Oreos n hot sauce and Oreos with sour cream and ANYTHING with pickles lol

[@Lessaii]

Sooooo, you didn't think the sugar went in with the drink mix, my guy? 😂

[@gazellehelene5380]

I remember the other MRE video! I would love to try them one of these days. It’s so great to see you again!😊❤️

[@stephaniehischke4513]

As someone who introduced a puppy to an old man, I gotchu. Willow, my lab, is now 10 months old and she STILL bothers her big brother. They have gotten to the point of tolerating each other with time, and only recently have they started to cuddle. Cash has been the only other dog for so long so this is a big thing for him. He will get used to Money in time, but all you can do is shower them with love and let Cash know he isn't replaced, just has someone to talk to. Conrad, my old Chihuahua, just likes to sleep so having Willow wanting to play is a hard thing for both to learn. I would get Money to the daycare to play out some of that energy, or get him a playmate who will actually play. I take Willow out to see my sister's dog a lot, just so she can play with someone her own size and who understands her energy. I hope this helps!

[@shimmerofadiamond]

He got the biggest knife in the house 😂

[@Jen_385]

I have a few cats. One was our first. Shes 10. She still 8 months later will not play w the kittens much. She is the queen!! They are her underlings. She still hisses and gets grumpy w them when they get all playful.

[@rachaelfuller5295]

Who else was scared that Alonzo was going to possibly cut his whole arm off lol. I’m really glad you are back. ❤

[@hawkuser604]

The original oatmeal cookie bar from the 90's was compressed into a rectangle and was so hard you could pound tent stakes into the ground with it! It didn't taste bad, but putting some peanut butter on it made it tastier or dip it in coffee to soften it up.

[@greatleader4841]

MRE's are much better now than they were 20 years ago. they actually taste like a meal.

[@mariamarquez7429]

Love the chaos in these videos and also the pasta marijuana lmfao 😂

[@jazzibun]

That increasingly alarmed burp at 19:09 GOT ME SCREAMINNGGG

[@J-Arra]

Loving the long videos!!!!

[@AeishaS]

Same

[@jonnyditto4440]

What’s up Alonzo Awesome to see you back. Let’s fkn gooooo

[@alonzo]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

[@kimberleascott9962]

We introduced two grown dogs to one another. One had been an only dog for majority of his life and came to us first, the other had been with other dogs. They fought for about 4 weeks. Like attacking one another when we first got them. We had to keep them on leashes & in the same room as one another but far away to get them used to one another. we also did individual time with each one of them & kept them separated for at least the first week. only letting them be around each other in small increments. They were always on leashes when we first put them around each other. That way if they went to attack each other, we can pull them off each other. It took them about 4 weeks before, they were able to be around each other. They’re best friends now and can’t be without each other. Each are different type of retrievers.

[@NatiLite]

Now that u finished the video, I experienced the same thing with my 8 week puppy vs a 12 year old hound. He hated it. I think over time money will learn to respect cash. And of course training helps, but older dogs will naturally check the younger ones. Then later grow to love eachother

[@theresathefam.7265]

Love and missed you, I'm glad you are back, I love your tree!!!!

[@iamshadowfox86]

Should have tried putting the the jelly on the sugar cookie

[@mystic_septiceye7585]

Watching this at 12am. And this is making me hungry. Thanks Alonzo lol.

[@takaylahduffy5016]

I caught you slip cannibal in there 😂😂😂

[@Fatherofheroesandheroines]

Ah yes MREs the greatest stomach blocker ever. Also known as Mesls Ready to End You.

[@just_so_diggable]

Then that would be MREY's 😅

[@shawlanej]

When I was a teen my older sis and some cousins took the heater part, broke it up in pieces, put it in 2 liter bottles, shook it up and blew up my mama's kitchen. Those heating parts are dangerous

[@debraharrison6170]

That tree is GORGEOUS! When it transitioned into the light Purple! OMG!

[@Kristian179]

apparently those heaters work similar if not the same as how Hot Hands works

[@elmo56781]

Money is so adorable 😭😭

[@alonzo]

he aight. Kash is king :)))

[@destinyjanae9999]

Alonzo keeps scaring me with this knife lol.

[@FlexiFlo07]

I think this is the first time he enjoy 90% or more of what he ate. 😂

[@craigphoenix6522]

22:45 The main thing to understand is Dogs are a pack animal. So it maybe a territorial thing. Like Kash was there first so he sees the home as his territory. But given enough time he will realise that Money is there to stay and it's his home too, and Kash will eventually welcome Money into the fold

[@cairajarger6994]

If I remember right The juice mix is for a canteen The tortillas are in the MREs are used to have the meal put in for extra calories and what not

[@BlushesSweetly]

I just want to know What was crackling snap popping in his house 🤣

[@LaraCazarts]

Love ya Alonzo! 🤗These videos make the days better

[@s33850]

Not calling Marinara marijuana twice 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@jennifermariemarie8664]

I’m dead! 🤣🤣🤣 I’m over here on the other side of the screen screaming and pulling my hair 😅 hella funny thoooo!!!

[@sexygrt1]

Keep in mind that alot of those foods will taste different because they have added a ton of calories and carbs because when your out in the field, you have a lot of gear that you are carrying, you are doing a lot of walking/running, and you are on your feet more than you are sitting or sleeping. We need the extra calories and carbs to keep us going!

[@phlyz3403]

He does know what MRE Stand for Right? - "Meals Ready to Eat"

[@trystyncothran6845]

Def the water bottle you threw popping

[@jazzmomoney]

not you about to be backed up lol. my brother is in the military. he informed me that these will make it so you don't go #2 for a while. flabbergasted

[@kimkallbrier9353]

Does anyone know where I can get the pasta marijuana?😅

[@thekiddnoah.4207]

And my childhood just like that is BACK

[@Darkone1025]

When he went to do the heater the first time and his reaction when he found it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died

[@sadebacon5882]

Do more of these!! I've missed you and loved the video! Do a series!

[@The_Broke_Gamer]

11:00 Orange powder drinks ALWAYS taste bad. Why can't any company make an orange powdered drink that doesn't taste chalky?

[@MrMisterJW]

As soon as he put the water in the bag, I knew what was about to happen. 😂 I miss taking MREs to school.

[@twithnell]

The reason you have to worry about caloric intake is you would need to ration food sometimes. You also need to make sure you have enough calories to keep you going.

[@lataviussaxon5765]

Same here, I can only hear it from the right side, left side comes and goes

[@tigerteena2549]

Love the salt n pepper shakers.where did you get them?

[@keyshawnmoore597]

lol u gotta put water in the clear pouch and put the chicken pouch in the clear bag roll it up and put the whole thing back in the box and prop it up against something

[@NJLIFEHACKER]

Someone tell him the video sound IS ONLY one side! His videos are amazing!

[@MikeTGyt]

Is it me or am I the only one who can hear on the right side?

[@janiyahwill09]

Same, i can only hear it on the right side

[@clonetrooper8493]

Thank god I’m not wearing headphones

[@iamamanda88]

Same

[@PooKilla]

Same with casting it with surround sound. I thought my left ear was plugged up🙃

[@staceyevans1986]

No only right ear

[@angace43]

The sound effects get me 😂😂

[@gazellehelene5380]

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[@Emma-yr5yp]

I REMEMBER WATCHING YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER WITH THE WEIRD FOOD COMBOS I LOVE UR VIDS

[@mariahtownsend2117]

My friend hubby in the military him throwing something lmaoo 😂😂😂

[@Darksidedoom]

When you live I south Louisiana and have to deal with hurricanes you become a pro at eating mres

[@Dawgthem]

I really loved this one but the cheese spread and peanut butter should be placed under the ration heater as it cooks to make it gooey

[@picknbeansmamma]

😅 the way he licked that heating bag like he rollin 😂 Yessss 👏🏻 missed your vids man!!

[@cryssgaming84]

I just gotta say...love the doggos. My 12 year old cat, whose name is Cash Money, hence why I mentioned your furbabies, passed away back in September 2023...I feel like her soul just speaks to me threw you somehow.... much love❤❤

[@DarriusJones-yb4zk]

You should try fruity, pebble, waffles, with chicken nuggets

[@shyiamone6378]

your dogs being cash and money is so funny. my nickname is kash money 😂

[@KinnyK1106]

“Lets go, lets go, lets go, lets go, lets go”😂😂😂

[@DougSpende-eb2fz]

Is your dog quet! The MRES have a heater add water to the heater, put in the main meal, and maybe cake or other stuff! I was a Marine 1987-1991 it is easy! Read the instructions!

[@laurenday237]

The cheese tortellini is the best!

[@iamwhoiam5425]

That's what thought he would have pulled out to try it on

[@autumnraquel5355]

I love that he's so amazed by the heating bag

[@edmondsmf]

Anyways using that big ass knife!! Stress me out! Glad to see more vids though.

[@weduh24]

Someone get this man an omelet MRE, STAT! 😂

[@cursedr0se]

Alonzo "WHAT'S POPPIN?" Don't mind me just watching..this video 😂😂

[@DATHARDNIGGADJ]

My favorite one was cheesy hashbrowns especially when I was at beast week in 2020

[@______8761]

Good to have you back. You look healthy sir.

[@FatKouchee]

The way you hold that knife considers me 😭😂

[@heyyy9421]

considers? 😂😂

[@shaymarie344]

It’s him pouring the stuff in his hand licking it off😭😭

[@drummerchick1414]

Taking them out of the packages doesnt count in the "no preparation" category. It means you can eat them straight out of the package... Also, MREs usually come with little "stoves" to heat your food if you wish... its not a literal stove

[@tanishastidwell6316]

MREs are fire. The squeeze cheese with rice is valid

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[@lesliebrooks2125]

It takes time for older dogs to adapt to new pets just give it up time and always give Cash attention first

[@serenityashley8682]

When you asked for us to guess your new puppy’s name I said “ Deposit”for some reason 🤣I was close

[@shandicolombo87]

Maybe the sugar was used to put into the drink with the water ❤

[@shariparrilla7610]

There is Indian curry and Jamaica curry. My mom’s side is from Jamaica we love curry chicken and curry goat

[@gennilyndaigre9618]

Did anyone else notice he puts waaaay too much water in the heaters. 😂

[@asiaray9741]

He scares me everytime he holds a knife 😂

[@Katherine-nb3cs]

Did you really put apple jelly on your hand and lick it off. Nasty!! 😂😂

[@Humbleme1224]

Love it!