Top Gear | Bolivia Special | Funny Moments

[@geoffbridges3149]

I would pay a great amount of money to have all the specials released with the entire deleted scenes. Each trip could be 8 hours long and I wouldnt care

[@mattdavis7274]

I'd happily watch that

[@Default.Studios.]

yessss

[@Home_Rich]

I admire your boredom.

[@mattdavis7274]

@@Home_RichBeing Bored has Nothing to do with it ya muppet we are fans go watch Paw Patrol you child

[@petey7692]

imagine how much comedy gold the BBC actually have but won't release.

[@Noahsboas]

"If you do anything more manly you're in danger of possibly even making yourself pregnant" One of Hammonds funniest moments xD

[@RubyBlueUwU]

Can’t believe they cut that, absolute gold

[@freddiegass6961]

Hahahh completely agree. Don’t think they cut this though?

[@jonathanmiller5232]

He'd create a son via mitosis.

[@cybersifygaming]

Big lol from me, yes

[@TheHutchy01]

Bolivia really was the closest they ever got to GTA. Another day in the Jungle and I'm pretty sure they'd have gone completely fucking feral.

[@cliodhnagrant8035]

Hammond and Clarkson: ... May: DON’T TOUCH IT

[@RubyBlueUwU]

When Clarkson pulled out the chainsaw, what you didn’t see is all the producers running away screaming “WHO LET HIM HAVE A CHAINSAW”

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

Whatever idiot left it in the chest instead of like an axe or something easier to deal with

[@Gotobar]

“It’s double edged, because it’s so dull on both sides”

[@tobymea7872]

"LET'S NOT HAVE A CHAINSAW-MACHETE FIGHT" How often have we heard that one?

[@RobAndTheChaps]

Toby Mea time for Jason vs Leatherface

[@thesnowmexican763]

Why has it stalled?

[@Muck006]

@@thesnowmexican763 The chainsaw stalled ... because it was STUCK in a tree. You have to cut "trees" hanging freely across the road FROM THE BOTTOM ... which takes a bit of CONTROL, which Clarkson doesnt have [in his Top Gear persona].

[@emanuelepoma9046]

You know, exception made for some moments, my envy for these three dudes is immense they're paid to visit some of the best places on earth having fun with cars and being paid for it

[@timothyboersma6358]

They have, quite literally, been everywhere in the world.

[@SamaelVR]

Sure you’d wanna camp in those jungles and deserts?

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

@@timothyboersma6358 yeah on grand tour they said for just the former episodes of that current series they'd bee to like 15 separate countries

[@Bluefire397]

The fact that these bits were cut shows how amazing this particular special was

[@A-genuine-bloke]

So these weren’t even in the actual Bolivia special at all?

[@InfoConGafas]

They weren't cut

[@pykamirulol]

@@InfoConGafas A few of these definitely weren't in the special.

[@zakr1187]

They aired

[@TheModManu]

„You know everything you try and do ever? It’s terrible“ - Brilliant piece of British Humor right there

[@UmJammaLamma]

"Why am I so utterly useless at everything?" -Jeremy Clarkson

[@huzzzer6083]

I ask myself that every single day

[@WolvieX24]

5:56 Jeremy: “Why’s it stalled?” 😂 Hammond: “Let’s take that a message, possibly even from God, that you should put the chainsaw in the bloody car and go” 💀

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

Jeremy: “I LIKE THIS!!!” 😂

[@najeebladha4358]

The pregnant line by Hammond is so bloody comedic😂

[@crispydankmemes]

Clarkson's evil laugh when chasing Hammond with a tarantula is magnificent

[@lewisneedham2168]

"look at his little face"

[@AkiraHartono]

Hammond high on cocaine is the best bit😂

[@tigasharkjb]

"Couldn't stand the noise from my bag." lol

[@Tjalve70]

It'd definitely the high bit, yes.

[@mrjohn.whereyoufrom]

“His plums are in the Amazon” 😂😂

[@DanteTorn]

Every time I see Hammond and May smacking the tree with the machete like it's an axe I die a little inside.

[@shurdi3]

If you know what you're doing, and have a decent machete you can chop down a tree with an axe no major issue. Will be slower, but doable I've chopped similar sized birch and hornbeam with my tramontina

[@TheHutchy01]

The problem with that is that if there's a scale of "knowing what you're doing with a machete", You're at one end and James May is as far off the other end of the scale as it is possible to go.

[@ORDEROFTHEKNIGHTSTEMPLAR13]

The way JEREMY turned on MAY'S JEEP with the chainsaw😂😂😂😂

[@Keepingitrespectfulmostly.]

One of my personal favourites. One of many. I, am like this with two good friends but with motorbikes. We rarely stop the banter or clowning around. Nothing malicious. Always with respect. The footage makes it seem so ancient.

[@josephstalin8618]

I wish I had that I would trade it for all the money

[@quickkiller4993]

I love watching these at Christmas Dave plays them practically all day on Christmas Eve as you bounce around from house to house visiting relatives

[@hazzif2403]

I died at "You know everything you try to do ever?" 😂

[@cassu6]

This was the first of Top Gear I ever saw as a kid. Fell in love with the show after that

[@largol33t1]

What I learned from this: if you own a Range Rover, rip out the engine and DOWNgrade it to run on carburetors! I'm blown away that Jeremy's Rover showed far above average reliability considering what he put it through...

[@therickman1990]

"I'll tell you what it did show in the picture, it was blue" gold

[@johnking5174]

This was their 2009 Christmas Special, which aired on BBC Two on Sunday 27th December 2009. Around 7.5 million tuned into watch it, remember this was in an era before streaming became the norm, so that was a great figure. In comparison the 2022 Christmas special was watched by a consolidated audience of around 4.1 million, even after catch up.

[@riverman83]

One of the best episodes in the whole series

[@joradi8404]

Most dangerause and funniest advanture they did and I love them ❤❤❤ my best 3 men in the world

[@kevinprior3549]

As I sunk into the ooze my colleagues became increasingly "concerned "

[@AH-be6bu]

His plums are in the Amazon, look!

[@Slywolf1992]

Best episode of the show. Truly a special moment in television.

[@dom3631]

Why did they cut scenes at all?! This shit is gold. Just release em as a directors cut. All specials 4 hours long.

[@davidaprians]

emm, because copyrights exist??

[@samhirst2830]

The BBC only allowed them to have a runtime of 60 mins. I believe they must have eventually convinced the BBC because the last few specials were split into two parts.

[@CynicalBushy]

@@samhirst2830 they actually released 6 specials on DVD inside a stig head DVD Case (I know because I owned it) most of these scenes were on there and the entire Bolivia Special was uncensored

[@Hoaxe72]

@@CynicalBushy was it better then the original?

[@CynicalBushy]

@@Hoaxe72 absolutely, it showed all the original parts + all of these deleted scenes and a couple more from my recollection

[@anzaca1]

This is proper Top Gear. Not that stupid new "Top Gear".

[@Тсонга]

Sadly it's all we got now

[@sonoftone8629]

Kick Down Doors the grand tour

[@subie1019]

The grand tour just doesn’t feel as real as this, it felt really scripted.

[@qg1235]

subie101 exactly what I think. I’m glad they made a new show but it will never be anywhere near as good as these old top gear episodes

[@aregularperson7573]

Anzac-A1 I agree the new one sucked I try to watch it but couldn’t

[@RaceBeacon]

may as well upload the whole episode. Brilliant.

[@gayleclanton3311]

Was Richard chewing on Coca leaves for altitude?? That was funny.😊😀😊😀😊😀💫💫

[@MrWolfSnack]

"yes if you get any more manly you're in danger of making yourself pregnant"

[@ThomasTenCents34526]

2:54 : (Screams) Spider!!!

[@MrNinjaFish]

The BBC specials are infinitely well more edited and better in general than the Amazon ones. All credit to the editors. The rushes must be like gold-dust

[@theskycavedin]

No they're not. They're not even close. Old Top Gear people can't let go of their nostalgia. Sorry, you're full of shit.

[@rehanr3096]

I am damn scared of tarantulas, but seeing Hammond and Clarkson doing that scene at 2:56 is so hilarious! Clarkson's evil laugh and Hammond's whimpering and chicken-like behavior is too amusing! It's so funny when he says "I won't go for the spider, I'll go for your head!" If I was there, I would be scared to death but also I would say "Jeremy, stop scaring Hamster! Crush that ugly bug for all I care!" When Clarkson says "Look at his little face," I would say, "Have you gone mad?! That spider has a butt-ugly face!" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Edit: Hammond's "No don't please!" at 3:02 and his "AAAAH!" at 3:05 is also funny! 🤣

[@timbednarchuk8908]

Hammonds expression at 2:09 had me dying

[@adenanthony5257]

I wish BBC would quit claiming you man. Not everyone pays for hulu

[@isurumw6119]

3:30 hammond's face :) lol

[@RedCard94]

5:23 You know, everything you try and do, ever....is terrible. XD

[@jonvia]

Clarkson is forever funny with that Freemason joke. If you know, you know!

[@Тсонга]

BBC SCREWED UP, BIG TIME.

[@GoGetYourShinebox]

My favourite special so many great moments

[@Jarv263]

Why would you leave out James slipping getting on the barge? That’s the funniest part of the episode.

[@user-qu7jc8ht5q]

I really felt the "ill hit you in the head with a shovel" bit 😂

[@arunaravind6154]

Like a bunch of toddlers.. 😂😂😂😍

[@benodaboy]

This is peak topgear.

[@spaceninja7687]

They should have included the scene where hammond's jeep rolled down a sand dune on its own power.

[@brownbear4168]

The dislikes are from either new top gear or fifth gear

[@sampoole8793]

Jeremys face when he used the chainsaw 4:58

[@JamesAH1]

“Let’s take that a message, possibly even from god” 😂

[@suvechhabose7586]

5:42 Quite a knob , but he likes him . 😂❤

[@herbie53opf]

Where did you get these scenes? I've never seen them.

[@powerofberzerker9487]

True. A lot of these clips werent in the episode when I watched it multiple times...

[@herbie53opf]

@@powerofberzerker9487 Same. Maybe the scenes are from the DVD set?

[@powerofberzerker9487]

@@herbie53opf Maybe.. Probably.

[@Blackhawk211]

@@powerofberzerker9487 they are.

[@Tombat19]

hammonds one liners are great😂😂

[@cluckoftheduck]

4:10 "so I won't hear a words..." We indeed did not hear a words

[@nathanielhamer7699]

James: these machetes are hopeless Me : you supposed to cut like an edge not straight

[@rickardbergh5431]

5:41 Oh, how juvenile!😂

[@Zexrea]

Hammond 2:09😂😂😂

[@parkerjashley1461]

Tonight Richard get stuck in a ditch James kill Jeremy with a weapon And James and Jeremy had store fright

[@sarakudrna2199]

7:22 Hammond needs to chill XDD

[@martonk]

He was on coke xddd

[@MichaelAarons1701]

When were these scenes cut? Because I believe I’ve seen one or two of these before when watching the special which is one of their best. And I’m pretty sure I’ve not seen this as part of a deleted scenes video either.😧

[@MrKrossix]

2:45 ''Hammond... look at thIIIIIIIIIIIIshh!'' xD

[@ayanmahmood764]

The breaking using CAPTAIN SLOW

[@jokerwild9327]

When I seen them beating the starter on the Toyota it reminded me of when I had to do that to my 03 Camry 🤣

[@naradloff]

I have never seen some of these deleted scenes. Why were they not left in? I want an extended edition of all of the specials.

[@johnking5174]

They had a very limited slot for their 2009 Christmas special, which this was. They had 75 minutes to cram in as much as was recorded. Tough for the edit.

[@derbyjr]

This is what I don’t understand. In the recent Grand Tour special, the Focus RS lost its clutch in Madagascar. Hammond lost his clutch here and still kept going

[@MrWolfSnack]

What you dont understand is there is a difference in mechanical engineering in a 60 yr old 4x4 and a brand new plastic baby's toy.

[@utkarshverma7]

You can actually change gear in that old box if you know correctly guess the revs of the engine and change the gear perfectly, modern cars will stall if you do that without cluth

[@Maob08]

​@@utkarshverma7that explains why Hammond was talking about the revs went they went through the volcano

[@sully5673]

A lot of these clips aren’t in the prime video version, which unfortunately is all I have rn. Where should I look for unedited episodes?

[@cleveryoutubename4445]

Props to them having Bilbo Baggins along on this adventure instead of Hammond.

[@tomislavgeorgiev5341]

Not to put May falling of the plank is just a blasphemy.

[@EdgyShooter]

Only just realised that Jeremy poses with the chainsaw in the exact same way as Tommy in Vice City 🧐

[@snell9]

Apparently he's an avid gamer 😎

[@Fitchy-ke3wz]

The greatest tv show

[@kennethwarrick1282]

Hammond has so much restraint soon as he got that close I would have clap his glove with the shovel

[@example2844]

Only these guys could find humour while stranded in the Amazon Rainforest

[@Re-written.]

Woo! shout out Milton Keynes! 😂

[@teejyy]

*Dental first aid kit* "Aaah I've broken my leg" May "OK but are your teeth in need of medical attention?"

[@FirstnameLastname-qe3ry]

2:32 i find this so bloody hilarious 😂

[@MarPiw95]

- You know everything you try to do ever? - Yeah.. -..it's terrible

[@josecarrilloii4036]

*1996 Chevrolet Suburban K2500 5.7L LT1 4x4* for me!

[@vincentbriggs7089]

I'm with you Geoff Bridges, except 8 hours would not be long enough.

[@jacrabb7579]

Hammond didn’t even need to go round a corner to set something on fire again

[@captainbeachboy3413]

why was most of this cut from the netflix version?

[@Zeigler_]

A lot of scenes are from the bonus content from the dvd set

[@jamesnoonan7450]

"If we get hungry, we can eat his kiwi boot polish"

[@mniafaqish2405]

Yup agree... The roll cage definitely titanium... Thats y the car its f*ck*ng expensive...🤣🤣🤣

[@hacktheplanet.]

half recorded using a pencil the other half 720, epic.

[@abduljabar8445]

Hard to pick the funny moment when these 3 together. Even when James tried to kill Jeremy with his machete was funny too.

[@BeerBellyBerserker]

Stop teasing james i think he is smartest in the group😊

[@crystoff7037]

"its double edged, because both edges are blunt"

[@Runicbear]

The thumbnail in this video made Richard look like Frodo.

[@sarahwi05]

“It’s double edged because they’re both blunt”

[@ChequeTwice]

I pissed myself at the Tarantula part! Hammond: Stays away from it. Clarkson: Hammond, look at this!

[@hanifnugroho47]

5:42 it's also funny😂😂😂😂

[@brettconv83]

Clarkson needs to get a lesson on tree 🌲 service. You don’t cut like that if you don’t want to pinch your chainsaw

[@TheLastCrusader22]

5:28 I ask myself the same question every day of my life

[@tashriquekarriem8865]

They don't make em like this anymore

[@brunodecleene3983]

3:30 didnt know pete doherty was in top gear

[@screamingmetalgarage9788]

Do you have deleted scenes from Bolivia Special ?

[@carsarcasmtv8101]

Yes. Uploaded them couple of months ago. kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5StqmZprL9kbac

[@TT_Escobar]

5:47 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidhegron8519]

man, if you put the video of bolivia, then dont cut out the very beginning when May ask Clarkson what his phoebia is.... Manual labor, you know that. come on!

[@MadMan-7978]

Clarkson one doesn’t saw a fallen tree from the top down