Top Gear Funny Compilation # 3 | Best moments of Season 3 part #1

A compilation of funny moments from season 3 of top gear...
Watch and have a good laugh!!

[@OwenC1]

“Dial into the internet Bluetooth mobile phone cord”

[@motanelustelistu]

@Gruntzy the Gentlemen Orc Cars are certain not only over excessively connected,but it stopped beeing cars a long time ago. You've got no "steering column" you've got a mini-motor reading your moves and sending current through a wire to another motor to replicate them. Now,what's with that crap :| ? The shortest route between 2 points is a straight line and a thing best done (time wise) is the one done quicker. Let my moves be the one the steering collumn does,not a bloody motor.When that brakes,adios steering. Did i said about the acceleration ? The DAMN CDI,the acceleration sensor (another MANURE current through wire thing),the tire pressure sensor,the open door senzor (or like Clarkson said "I know my door's open,there a big gap.You don't have to remind me.") ,electric adjusting seat,e-adjusting steering column and so on,e-windows,bloototh conectivity and all the rest of the IDIOTIC STUF. Cars got worse every new model that came out since 1980,but it got REALLY REALLY BAD recently, and most enoyingly,everything after "E-mail" got "e-" in front,wich is THE MOST IDIOTIC THING you can do to a car.

[@finnhansbro5174]

@@motanelustelistu well i'm sorry but it's 2020, all cars are going to have things like e-windows and bluetooth, it's called the present. it's perfectly fine if you think that, but the vast majority of the planet is going with the future, and that's definitely not going to change.

[@somethingsock6707]

@@motanelustelistu ok boomer. youre gonna love that manual steering after five minutes of parallel parking.

[@jakelocker6933]

Something us “boomers” have been doing it for years already, you stupid fuck. Do you think cars have only been around a few years or something?

[@planeinglish7095]

@Gruggy Now I'm not much of an electrician but I'm fairly certain that since a car isn't plugged into your house it'll be perfectly fine during a black-out

[@wumbosaurus9121]

"Could be worse, you could be shot in the back of the head by a marksman." Well with *that* headrest, definitely

[@scallie6462]

I almost spit out my dinner when Jeremy said that.

[@williamsterben]

Very Alan Partridge indeed

[@whatdoyoucallablackpriesth5190]

I read this as he said it

[@Dragoneer]

The cars may have aged slightly, but the humor definitely hasnt

[@vizanarkonin4475]

"Stiiig! See that slippers? Pee in 'em!" Good lord, somebody make me stop laughing my ass off :D

[@TheHutchy01]

Not pictured, a tame racing driver pissing all over a shoe rack

[@keiztrat9109]

@@TheHutchy01 I thought he said peel them haha

[@kamsam6914]

this was 13 years ago, let that sink in

[@ethank5681]

Kam Sam it was actually 23 years ago

[@spookylemon4947]

Ethan K It was actually 33 years ago

[@ethank5681]

Spooky Lemon yes sorry, the Nissan GT turbo didn’t come out until 1969

[@spookylemon4947]

Ethan K It was actually the predecessor to the Model T.

[@Sirdiggar]

Dafuk I thought this was 2034

[@mystical3022]

"it looks like a dog doing it's number 2" , lol. Never gets old

[@jackepicproyt]

That kind of that arched back thing

[@FlyingHeadbutt100]

James May later mentioned that bit in his film about the convertible version... "Looked like a dog parking it's breakfast"

[@cirocciroc]

"America online"....wow I feel old

[@Sirdiggar]

28.8k modem. Oh the joy back in the day.

[@alexpaumen3937]

0:08 My Corgi looks exactly like that when she’s doing her “business” 😂.

[@henryharrison4559]

It would have been more funny if he weren't in love with the ugly azz Alphas.

[@pyroj4339]

At around 7:00 It's the liquid in your head that extends the range. You can find this out by using a jug of water.( I know this was posted like 2 years ago but whatever).

[@Chastity_Belt]

1:55 - sounds like a russian president elections 😂

[@Maunten_]

Tragicomic

[@al7422]

Putin is a waifu

[@williamangel4370]

came for the crossfire jokes... stayed for the whole video..

[@angeryanimal398]

I love the crossfire even if it looks like a dog squatting, why do people hate that car so much?

[@SomethingShabby]

If anyone's wondering, water is the answer to the range of a car key. By putting the key up to your head, you are amplifying the range because water particles oscillate in a similar function to microwaves, something or other. If you don't believe me, try it with a water bottle, it works, i've tested it.

[@gurkanozil]

It's the water in your head, it acts as a sattelite.

[@BLOCKBUSTERTOO]

Gurkan Ozil I think it has something to do with Jeremy’s teeth as he’s got a lot of them must be a lot of fillings in there

[@nedzadpupovic1782]

You have electrical brain receptors that magnify those already in the remote increasing the distance

[@keydefiance98]

"Ain't no guitar" hahahaha

[@bloodypsycho6025]

This series is a time capsule for the auto industry

[@SirThanxalott]

Looks like a microcassette minus the two small spinning wheels at 5:34

[@Ru77ian]

this was probably the best day of the guy in the last clip’s life. front row of the audience on Top Gear! just for Jeremy to turn to him and point out his huge schnoz lmaoo

[@pati1713]

''when you hold your central lockig device against your head it doubles its range'' you're a wizard Jeremy, await a letter from Hogwards.

[@commandantteste2859]

Downloads from Forza Motorsport files

[@TrolledBy]

_When Don Joewon Song has made the perfect tune to your favourite car_

[@danielfinley3935]

Love these guys!

[@thegamingsushicat5349]

The first bit is hilarious

[@haberdasheryandspam]

3:01..absolute partridge

[@randomconsumer4494]

The fob works against your head because of the water in your head... You can do the same thing by pressing it to a bottle of water.

[@bmstylee]

That Chrysler is hideous. Not sure what they were thinking about when they designed that ugly shape. It's up there with the Pontiac Aztec.

[@visionist7]

BMW copied the shape with the X6 and made a trillion dollars, even more inexplicably

[@weizenobstmusli8232]

Funny enough, its partly a Merc SLK underneath.

[@utahwanderlust700]

Wild Bill My dad has one exactly like that. Same color and wheels and everything. It looks better in person, but it definitely isn't a poster car.

[@MusingMageofDisney]

The Aztek managed to age well. It's still pretty ugly, but I think it was merely far ahead of its time.

[@weizenobstmusli8232]

@@MusingMageofDisney , well, the design reminds me of a Bentley 😁

[@sumdumbmick]

the Crossfire always reminded me of a Blohm und Voss P.170

[@theforcer1762]

Parking sensors!!! WOOOOOOOOOW

[@Cobra-pb9lu]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA THE FIRST CLIP😂😂😂😂

[@bertjesklotepino]

at 1:15, is mr Clarkson explaining what is possible to do these days in cars so that certain people can make things look like a car crash? Hmm. A bit like the Lone Gunman episode.

[@hermanmunster3358]

Lol, I miss The Three Amigos on Top Gear. Biggest faux pas by the BBC ever, cupid stunts.

[@utetopia1620]

Putlocker has The Grand Tour

[@ItsNotAProblem]

Or Amazon Prime Video

[@MJC-yo5kj]

About the key thing, the fluids in your head are good enough conductors that it conducts and enhancing your keys range

[@davidclark2271]

The vw 2.0 diesel is a work horse. My wife drove an 05 up to 220,000. Didn't do an oil change for over 4 years, and still to this day thinks I'm full of it when I tell her it's time to change the oil again. She thinks because the VW didn't break down in those 4 years that oil changes are a myth.

[@Optgemakske]

0:48 the funny thing with that ford concept is that audi later sold millions of A5's ..

[@ritarossweisse_]

I like how they interact with the audience tho

[@tyler_schecter5805]

The signal of your key amplifies when you put it to your head because the water in your body amplifies the signal.

[@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907]

The reason is the body's electromagnetic field that acts as an amplifies the electromagnetic waves from the key either that or aliens

[@mephistovonfaust]

Could also be the waves bouncing off your body, amplyfing the waves going into a different direction, similar to a speaker put next to a wall. But I don't know the wave lenght of the older car keys and by that I can't determine if their waves would penetrate a human body or not... Frankly, I'm too lazy to look it up atm.

[@spencerquimby4726]

Your skull acts as an antenna. Amplifies the radio waves. Increases range. The sinuses in your head are what actually do it. Which I think is what the guy who mentioned "nasal passages" or whatever was on about.

[@Dz73zxxx]

History channel : "want some jobs?"

[@paulhammons8981]

Hold the metal key part of your key fob against your chin, then push the unlock button. The trick turns your head into an antenna, says Tim Pozar, a Silicon Valley radio engineer. Mr. Pozar explains, “You are capacitively coupling the fob to your head. With all the fluids in your head it ends up being a nice conductor.

[@willtato8778]

So basically an aftermarket ECU?

[@stevemcvay2220]

That crossfire Chrysler looks like the 1995 Porsche 928!!! I swear, it’s literally the exact same look/ body lines!!!

[@NotFuckingKiwi]

just so anyone wanted to know about the whole thing with the remotes increasing in range when you put them to your head apparently the fluids in your body act as a good conductor for radio waves and therefore increases the range

[@leonandre8858]

There are no more nominations hilarious

[@noahbingham9339]

The key on your head is because of the fluid in your head is a good conductor and works as a large antenna

[@TrayIncProd]

2:53 xD

[@luki01111]

Which episode the e60 bmw was tested by May?

[@bigmanc3217]

It's the emp signals from the brain obvs

[@fluchtigziege3202]

@5:00 that was already covered back in the 90s in australia in a segment on a skit show called "pooncey ways to lock your car"

[@nathanparry8315]

Parking sensors back then, new tech only on high end models, now it's a standard feature on nearly all cars

[@matrim1762]

My dad drives a chrysler crossfire same color too.

[@worldsgonebonkers4512]

lucifer thebringeroflight Great car, your dad has good taste 👍🏼

[@Vexedjman1111]

Love mine. Only chrysler id ever own tbh

[@fredschriks8554]

lucifer thebringeroflight It's just a Mercedes SLK, just another body over the top.

[@griffinmackenzie]

Rip

[@owenj1906]

Unlucky for your dad

[@mpa1931]

Keyless go works quite well today actually, Jeremy predicted wrong about that.

[@robda7195]

Yea if your a car theif

[@GuninGames]

1:12 Honesty wish i could do this

[@MrSwayzy]

0:15 "That's what it is" "Hideous" "Ughhh"

[@smellyboiipanda2273]

He said hideous not it isss

[@MrSwayzy]

@@smellyboiipanda2273 Oh wow I can hear that now, it really sounded like he said "it is" but now I notice that it's not it 😅

[@jackleeyoung24]

7:35 There is actually enough iron in your body to make a nail 6cm long

[@derikdedog9462]

What gurth

[@jeffross5424]

LOL

[@tomjahiggs]

It's the water in your body

[@justintetford711]

What is the first car?

[@TheAdekrijger]

The car in the second clip was ahead of it's time. Just look at it.

[@teerilla]

I see what your saying, but believe it or not a lot of concept cars around that era (and even today) had a lot of similar design features

[@juliemason9275]

i'm glad I don't have a guitar nailed onto my face

[@rudiausbuddeln3652]

I always loved the Chrysler Crossfire. Jeremy ruined it for me

[@mackcummy4976]

On my RSX I have a special ECU that I can hook up to my laptop and tune it and control a lot of shit.

[@mackcummy4976]

pffft it's the salt and water in our bodies.

[@martinhendrikpettai206]

What is the car after the Chrysler? 0:25

[@stefan1095]

Ford Visos Only a concept car, never made it to the production line unfortunately

[@martinhendrikpettai206]

McChickenNo1 Thanks a lot, mate!

[@stevemcvay2220]

So the crossfire looks like a Porsche 928 and the Ford that was on after the Chrysler crossfire has the exact some wheels as the Bugatti Veyron.

[@WynandRautenbach]

I really wanted to like that Chrysler Crossfire SRT6 Still cant understand why Clarkson doesnt like it

[@kittyhawk3831]

I mean, I think he explained why quite clearly, lol

[@joshgray2024]

Hidious yes. Crossfire chrysler but it is actually an american mercedes clk 320. For real has a m112 v6 merceses engine and 722 auto trans. Greatest find in junkyars for engine swap.and only cost 180 bucks at lkq yards

[@AaroMesa]

Photocopying brackets tonner distribution sounds like a GTA Vice city asset

[@codfrenzy3157]

its a broke mans 350z...

[@champyheteromer9946]

what's the first car called?

[@itsmrlonewolf]

Champy heteromer Chrysler crossfire

[@daniellennon4275]

A shit box

[@Team_Nico_Motorsport]

Champy heteromer its called 0:20

[@psp4150]

Gay

[@Shawn_Boyce]

More videos please

[@cms8383]

@ America online wow

[@NPW007]

#bringbackoldtopgear

[@Thohoyandou]

Top gear was nothing before James

[@deanrobinson7992]

My first car was a jaguar S type

[@yanyio2596]

WTF

[@oli5412]

Harrison McCollum he's gay because he looks about 12 so how's he gonna get an s type

[@LonelyHunter995]

Abilita sooo how does that make him gay? lol sad straight guys

[@stuffthings3728]

Show off lol lucky git

[@themask706]

The first one about the car taking a dump was funny. The rest were shit.

[@sugarnads]

Second

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

"You're not having an AE86 because it's old". Oh James, you sweet, summer child

[@DominikMaslyk]

He said A6 (Unless this is some joke I don’t get)

[@TheRealTerranMarine]

@@DominikMaslyk I think I misheard what he said. Thought he was talking trash about a toyota

[@DominikMaslyk]

@@TheRealTerranMarine Oh. Ok lmao

[@todays_classics3571]

I wana make a car outta bambo and recyled plasics lighter then testla

[@todays_classics3571]

oo and totally wireless like for the speakers, blinkers, wippers.. windows.. why not.

[@UltimatumDemon]

What's with the deal with re-using clips? You really got nothing better to do

[@SethiozProject]

that police constable talking about speeding and callign them criminals ... how do people like that even get position in police force?? people like that belong to loony bins! why? here's why: What is more dangerous? A) a rookie driver in a van, doing 60mp/h or B) a professional driver doing 120mp/h in a sports car? get my "drift" here? you can't judge speed based on numbers. hypercars can SAFELY travel at speeds of like 200mp/h, while a rookie driver in van won't be able to control it at 60mp/h. even braking distance for a loaded van is LONGER than it is for hypercar at like 200mp/h .. personally i've always found speed limits dumb. driving a loaded truck or van on small roads at 30mp/h can already be dangerous, while driving a small sports car on same roads at 60mp/h is quite safe if you know what you're doing. that's my point .. they need to give out special licenses based on what car you drive and how good you are, you should be able to take a special driving test that determines how good of a driver you are at higher speeds, then set that speed limit on your license and cars. for example if you can complete high speed course in a sports car, but cant complete it in a van, then it means you can driver faster in your car, but not in your van. that's what you call common sense and logical law.

[@nickys1008]

0:20 if it were a British car he’d probably call it beautiful.

[@diefreundlichemk-1083]

noone would call *that* beautiful. Not even when it was british

[@ts.exotics642]

Sift Nick I'm British this car is hideous

[@ashGT40]

Triggered murican lol

[@worldsgonebonkers4512]

Designed by a Brit 🇬🇧

[@birtalanlorant5572]

Rich-F1- Painter doesnt change the fact that it looks horrible

[@Poopsticle_256]

It's the radiation in your teeth...

[@wumbosaurus9121]

The radio waves go through the thin temple into the brain, then the waves are turned into focused beams that shoot through your eyes.

[@jayleno3240]

Wtf

[@joacimbs]

First

[@genevastone2386]

The humdrum nation formerly prevent because conifer puzzlingly soothe lest a modern fight. ambiguous, gifted ambulance

[@DifficultFlannel]

I hate Richard Hammond.

[@goldengold8568]

Why?

[@conanthebarbarian9955]

SpunkDustbin what’d he do to you lmfao

[@DifficultFlannel]

@@conanthebarbarian9955he's a racist, a chauvinist and an awful driver.

[@jkny2744]

@SpunkDustbin Dear so called Top Gear..

[@JR-vt7rb]

Racist?! Where did you heard that? He is an average joe, i mean if he's a racist so is everyone else in the UK