Top Gear USA Road Trip - Intercourse

[@mennofz3220]

when James Gets all happy about the goat is the best bit

[@bert0924]

Menno Haarlemmer iiv.

[@TheHutchy01]

There's obviously some Welsh in him

[@danjumamilhaus]

"I like a goat"

[@mrfish9876]

"It is!"

[@magg93]

I have a gigantic pulsating clue in my pants right now

[@JordyBoothy]

"I like a goat." God that's so lovely

[@doos6172]

Read this as it happened.

[@charlieschlund-roberts4795]

Wholesome

[@dln6231]

James is the best

[@Vladpryde]

I ship James/Goat.

[@braydenh190]

Genuinely nice petting zoo and town

[@federicoperico6282]

"Your logic Jeremy is different to other people's isn't it? Entirely different." "That's a very polite way of saying wrong"

[@johnmccrossan9376]

Sounds like people with common sense talking to liberals

[@kaihocompany]

@@johnmccrossan9376 It's always fun bringing politics into unrelated topics isn't it?!

[@johnmccrossan9376]

@@kaihocompany indeed

[@THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

@@kaihocompany It's even more fun because you know the same people who do it pretend they hate it when people bring politics into things, but really they just don't like it when the other side does it.

[@magg93]

I think I have some magnificent monster locked up in my pants right now.. Its pulsating like mad, and I better release some pressure soon before I go crazy all over this place!

[@RabbiHerschel]

Meanwhile, in the popular Mennonite woodcut serial "Top Gallop", Jeremiah Clarkson, James Mayforth, and Reuben Hammond are trying their best not to snicker at a town named "Knowledge".

[@balugalaplane669]

Correction…. Jebadiah Clarkson

[@k19-h8p]

@Jixaw1

[@jensbaath]

Do explain.

[@B-A-L]

Is Knowledge twinned with Carnal?

[@veovis523]

Ah, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Home to such charming towns as Intercourse, Blue Ball, and Bird-in-Hand. I'm not joking.

[@thomas.parnell7365]

Bird in hand isn't as bad. Least they don't have towns called in passage

[@iankulis9188]

You forgot liltitz

[@mikesmith9845]

Don't forget Fertility and Mount Joy.

[@kiopanda8173]

I live there lol

[@caliber9005]

Yup I’ve been to all three

[@mattwilkinson3209]

“Intercourse. Formerly Cross Keys.” The fact that the town changed their name TO Intercourse makes it even more hilarious.

[@kennorcott7074]

I wonder if it was a group decision or if someone was bored lol

[@Sleezax]

Probably had to due with blue ball

[@LoneWolf-wp9dn]

the paper should be called "daily intercourse"

[@crashfan9997]

Oh god. Lmao

[@Pirustae]

Haahhahahaha! Agreed.

[@leonardnose5695]

Or intercourse daily

[@WyvernApalis]

The intercourse Times

[@jonnnyren6245]

Goodness grace... 🤣🤣

[@doos6172]

"Where were you born?" "Intercourse" "No, not *how,* where" *"Looks ashamed* intercourse."

[@capnhawkins]

I mean technically that is WHERE you're born

[@doos6172]

@@capnhawkins man's got a point

[@conabish]

@@doos6172 Womb.

[@anzaca1]

It's a good conversation starter.

[@denisemayosky1955]

"No! Not *how*...WHERE?" I can't keep from laughing!😆

[@TheHutchy01]

I think Richard might have been confusing the Amish and Al-Qaeda.

[@kylehartmann1887]

TheHutchy01 nah, Amish Mafia. He was right on.

[@patrickfoley7130]

I'm from Pennsylvania and I confuse the two all the time.

[@aaronconlon3880]

I mean they both have beards and wear funny hats so...

[@odinvik7821]

@@aaronconlon3880 and they're both religioius nuts

[@aaronconlon3880]

@@odinvik7821 Yeah but when one takes it to the extreme they just don't use modern technology but when the other takes it to the extreme they get stabby and explodey.

[@NickC-Ohio]

0:55 Hammond so innocently and directly asking Clarkson if the Amish are a dangerous people 😂 that got me. I live in Ohio near many communities like these (Amish/Mennonite/Pennsylvania Dutch) and they're generally very kind, hardworking and untroublesome. Just don't ask them about evolution, etc.

[@benjaminencarmine]

What a shithole to let cults like that exist.

[@joonsukkim7904]

Our school went on a field trip here and a lot of kids got in trouble for wearing "i love intercourse" t-shirts the next day haha

[@magg93]

I once visited a school. My pants were filled with very heavy stones, which were rock hard and slightly warm to the touch.. Some of these rocks were magical, and I proceeded to hand them out to some of these young folks standing around the place.

[@tomekstec981]

So stupid. Obviously the kids already get it, if they all wanted shirts. And if they all got it, then the only thing the school teaches them is that it's something bad or an obscenity, when in facts it's just a totally normal aspect of life. Seems not very thought through.

[@BaldMancTwat]

@@tomekstec981 You just pointed out the main difficulty of running a school. Trends always come and go and they fail to keep up. I remember when I was at school they periodically banned certain words, which of course made us say them more. First it was gay, then retard, then spastic, then faggot. All banned. Yet they never went away.

[@kaksspl]

@@BaldMancTwat Funny how society tries to do the same and fails exact same way. Banning words only makes them used more.

[@_Stromboli_]

James Mays idea of heaven. Driving a Dacia Sandero to a Goat Farm.

[@magg93]

My idea of heaven is driving around in heaven in a really old rusted van, spraying some exhaust and being all jolly and glad. I wanted to be there now, but it will have to wait until I finish this business on Earth planet

[@t8polestarcyan22]

Or perhaps a new Dacia Spring Electric with goats on board.

[@mpa1931]

As someone who is from nearby Lancaster, it warms my heart to see that Top Gear is visiting sights that I see almost every day.

[@wilfridsetterfield-milln4910]

lol you see intercourse everyday.

[@janehickey29]

Is that a goat ? , it is - I like a goat 😂😂

[@KiyanushKaranjia]

"FETCH ME THE GOAT!"

[@lolaice8959]

Bathe her and bring her to me! And bring me my boots. Wellies if you are ENGLISH!

[@PersonManManManMan]

I would do the same, how many times you get a chance in life to pet a goat?

[@magg93]

Its like my pants are filled with many goats right now. They are all raging, and their blood vessels are pumping to the maximum, about to blow all over this god forsaken place. Hope this goes well, and that it doesn't get too messy... That will be all for now folks, better get back to stowing my furniture around the house in weird places

[@galihxtreme]

2:37 "gotta go, darlin'...or my wife would found out about us thanks to that tv crew behind me..."

[@benmoreton6677]

galihxtreme I

[@bnt7526]

Lol love how Jeremy knows that everyone in my country call foreigners "french" xD

[@thesturm8686]

Traditionally, my country calls non Asian looking foreigners dutch

[@chechenfeels]

@@thesturm8686 im now interested what country lol

[@MirzaAhmed89]

@@chechenfeels Japan, probably. Or Indonesia.

[@buddabulletproof]

In Kenya, people often use the term 'kizungu' - 'language of white people' - to refer to English.

[@BaldMancTwat]

I went somewhere as a kid, although can't remember specifically where (travelled a lot) where they called all white people "americans"

[@That_PA_Jeep_Guy]

I'm genuinely disappointed they didn't get any of the "I ❤️ Intercourse.... PA" shirts

[@magg93]

I was genuinely disappointed when my shit came out sideways and squirted on the toilet seat..

[@yuichitachibana6]

@@magg93 BRO WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT WITH THESE COMMENTS?!!

[@keen283]

@@magg93 ok so you have a problem but why reply to this

[@commietearsdrinker]

@@magg93 hey huell. how you doin man.

[@B-A-L]

They could have popped down to Columbia in South Carolina and bought a 'I ❤ Cocks' t-shirt too!

[@justtired5535]

Trans Am-ish... 😅🤣😂 That was a good one Hammond!!!

[@ryan335]

“Is that a carbon fiber pedal?? Oh” and the giggles after got me😂

[@mpa1931]

Used to live in Lancaster 10 min from Intercourse, this video really makes me happy to see my favorite show in a place I have lived.

[@ByJakeRyan]

I live like 40 min from this town. Actually some of the most humble and kind people in PA

[@johnbartholf777]

As a matter of just being friendly, I always tell people when I make a purchase "Thanks so much! You're a great man!" I did that at an Amish farmstand and the man said very seriously "No. No, I'm not. But I try to be a good man." And I thought: "Oh, right... Amish" :D

[@freebirdh604]

Even to the women ? 🤣👍☮️

[@johnbartholf777]

@@freebirdh604 I make adjustments as needed

[@benjaminencarmine]

That's fucking stupid.

[@itsFiftyy]

I love how Jeremy randomly references Rotherham sometimes.

[@josephfelkins4573]

James May: "That wasn't Harrison Ford." The horse carriage rider must have worn a hat.

[@laszlog.1676]

I thing James saw Harrison in the Witness movie.

[@shriharihudli]

@@laszlog.1676 They make several references to that movie in this episode.

[@TheDutchMitchell]

Trans am-ish....XD

[@んや-s7z]

Mitchell Trans AM is amazing

[@clarenceonyekwere5428]

Ooooooh I get it now

[@jjryan1352]

Sounds like a knock-off imitator.

[@ENKTDeeColon_and_randomnumbers]

The base model Firebird

[@sushigirl1069]

Fighty or stabby ! hahaha! lol! Hamster is cute!

[@KingIjazMalik]

He is so Cute

[@jeyendeoso]

TRANS-AM ISH THATS BRILLIANT

[@FirstLastOne]

Almost as brilliant as going up to a Ford Taurus and writing Clit in front of the Taurus.

[@chrisdooley6468]

Funny I lived not far from Intercourse in Ephrata. Living amongst the Amish for over ten years was absolutely wonderful. Such kind people who never bother anyone but can be quite helpful. Amazing bakers the sweets and breads are delicious and their carpentry skills are top notch

[@oleglog6927]

Jeremy's logic about 1 horsepower critical difference is hillarious =)

[@BobTheHatKing]

Sometimes his genius is almost frightening

[@ThelouwseFD]

Richard's giglgle over the newspaper is the best part

[@mpa1931]

James getting excited about a goat makes my heart melt

[@visalthorn8489]

I’m Cambodian and every foreigner is French. XD 0:25

[@anzaca1]

0:36 Given that technology in America came almost exclusively from the UK in the early days, it makes sense.

[@willcross992]

i never saw this clip! i just got back from PA and i went to that shop and stood where the epic trio stood!!

[@FAT8893]

This clip was never aired on TV, so that's why we never saw this clip.

[@downsouth420]

Is that a carbon fiber pedal?

[@magg93]

Is your face a cartoon? Because I just consumed about 3,5 grams of mushrooms which I do not know anything about.. Oh well, I heard they aren't deadly so I bet I can't overdose

[@balugalaplane669]

I am fairly certain that is cast iron

[@Leiwi]

I like how hammond RAN away from the camera when the Trans-Am pulled away and the woman started walking towards him

[@vannveratia9310]

I'm a Cambodian and yes, Cambodians do call every foreigner, French as "Bah-rung", possibly the derivation and evolution of pronouncing the word "French" after 100 years of French colonialism.

[@Bluefire397]

That woman was going in for the kill on hammond at the end

[@onii-chandaisuki5710]

Jeremy is sort of right that Cambodians call everybody not them French but, to be precise, they call everybody European French. They, for example, don't call the Japanese French lol but they do use the French word Japon for it.

[@GlitchCrunch]

0:57 Clearly Jeremy has never heard of the Amish Mafia.

[@AndrewAMartin]

Those jokers were frauds, and not really Amish... Pennsylvania German yes, maybe Mennonites, but not Amish nor Old Order Mennonites. That people believed that they were real just shows how gullible folks are...

[@TheSFMCreators]

Ah yes, the Pontiac Trans-Amish. A timeless classic

[@Vladpryde]

I ship James/Goat.

[@Hoganply]

So does he, clearly. :)

[@ethank5681]

Richard Hammond can read at a rate of 2 pages every 20 seconds. What an absolute mad lad

[@braydenh190]

Holy shit...I've been there. When I was a kid. These guys stopped by the kitchen kettle and the candle barn. They pet the same goats I did when I was younger..mind blown

[@angelicacushing6032]

1:28 Jeremy logic

[@magg93]

I have a logic keyboard. The buttons are very sticky, so I will soon do a DIY and see what is causing the problems. Its not that old, but I did lend it to my grandson.. He is always on the computer with something

[@snadarsh33]

1:53. That's a very polite way of saying wrong..~James May 😂😂

[@arifakyuz7673]

“Intercourse” can also refer to two or more people having a mere conversation. But it would be less funny, of course. ;)

[@OffGridInvestor]

I thought that was discourse. Or is that more debating or arguing?

[@charlesdickens6706]

@@OffGridInvestor .....and social intercourse also referred to a conversation . That meaning started to fall from use in 1960s .Benny Hill used it in jokes a few times back in the day . I can imagine further back that intercourse meant also a crossroads .

[@TheOnesAtTheBottom]

I want a James May x Karl Pilkington show where they go around the world talking about and reviewing different animals

[@cobalt4966]

Once on a school trip to DC my friend got a mouse pad that said “I (heart symbol) intercourse” Best mousepad ever.

[@kidneyfailure4620]

James May going to pet the goats immediately after he saw them is too wholesome

[@LUNE.44]

I wonder if there’s a forest near called “morning wood”

[@OrangeSunshine15]

Jajajahaaaa😂

[@AndrewAMartin]

No Morning Wood, but just up the road is Blue Ball...

[@Nascar-zv9lh]

It feels so weird watching this an living so close to where they are.

[@jacobalvarez5987]

I’ve been to intercourse and it’s actually a really nice little town. They have a great local shopping center

[@calebgodard4554]

I understand why they can't include these bits in the full show but I'd definitely watch them

[@slothfulcobra]

The Amish were fighty back in 1534, but it didn't end well.

[@alliedmike6989]

"That wasnt Harrison ford." Ha

[@iPartyHardcore]

The Amish shouldn't be able to used paved roads if you think about it.

[@SuperCompany007]

Why not?

[@MrWolfSnack]

They had paved roads in Amish times, with bricks.

[@hardwirecars]

explain? about the amish not the bible im sick of people quoting estimation of army size being different and thinking it proves a damn thing.

[@GoldenGrenadier]

Their religion isn't averse to technology per say but rather rather focused on humbleness and self sustainability. They try their best to only use things they can build and eat things they can grow.

[@chrism7574]

The ignorance here is strong. They don't think technology is evil, they simply believe that technology hinders godliness. Some Amish and Mennonites even go to grocery stores to buy produce that they don't have, I see them constantly. They also don't avoid interaction with outside society, we have a farmer's market in our town throughout the summer and fall, I buy whoopie pies and pumpkin pies from them all the time.

[@rutter1ify]

Fighty or stabby lol these 3 can never be replaced in m opinion, make me laugh every time I watch💯

[@AMBYT00]

I was in Intercourse once. Beautiful place. I'm surprised to just learn that they've been over there.

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

oh my god i dunno if anyone else is on this playlist but its fuckin huge and im loving it

[@thebananamelon5065]

I lived pretty close to there and had to pass through for my job. There’s actually a very big car/motorcycle community to the west of it. I know at least 2 people with a Nissan GTR, one guy has a red countach, and another guy has a white P1 My best work friend has a very nice Kawasaki z900. My personal favorites are the two guys with Morgan three-wheelers

[@BryonLape]

Dear KZbin, how am I just now seeing this?

[@shurdi3]

You can tell that that hammond is a brummie, cause when encountering people he doesn't know his mind goes directly to them being stabby and fighty

[@charlesdickens6706]

....I've heard brummie before,, meaning from around Birmingham perhaps ?

[@shurdi3]

@@charlesdickens6706 Yeah, a brummie is someone from Birmingham Can also be used for the Birmingham accent

[@charlesdickens6706]

.....and the Beatles were , scousers?, cos they were from Liverpool and that's the limit of my knowledge .

[@Sonofcowbell509]

My name is Glenn quagmire, and I say giggity

[@GK08_Productions]

My name is Glenn Quagmire, and I say giggity

[@peterallen4605]

Depending on how they got there, they may have passed the exit for Virginville just before they got off at the Intercourse exit.

[@williampilling2168]

Near Marcus Hook Pennsylvania there was and still is a Blueball Rd, and in the 1750's at the end of it, was the Spread Eagle Tavern.

[@ericschmincke1328]

Rather ironic they didn’t visit Strasburg. My goodness, James would’ve had a blast there.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

shouldnt there have been a village called Foreplay they went to first?

[@mpa1931]

You should see the Grand Tour episode where they went to towns called Wank Petting Kissing Fucking and Wedding in Germany/Austria

[@patrickfoley7130]

Nah, it's better to skip Foreplay and get straight to Intercourse.

[@bicyclist2]

One of them probably Jeremy said exactly that in a seen where they are standing in front of the town sign.

[@Rentta]

@@patrickfoley7130 It's the rapist favourite

[@rogehmarbi]

While Jeremy's statement at 1:34 is as outlandish as it is, I can't find a way not to agree to his logic, he put it brilliantly

[@BobTheHatKing]

Sometimes his genius is almost frightening

[@kevinronske9894]

Those damn worldly "Englishers".

[@MilsimMotion]

I live here haha. Wish I could've seen them

[@adameaby]

I live in the area too!

[@z4ynRx]

iFilmStuff I'd probably be the only brown guy there

[@everythinggaming7938]

Unlucky. Not that you missed them but that you live there. Kidding haha.

[@nukemcentral3224]

Rachid Khamlichi no you’re not wrong

[@erronblack308]

Quite place to live...glad I don’t.

[@marckristensen946]

"Is that a carbon fiber pedal?" Good, old Top Gear and Jeremy

[@macrae1985]

Wait until a buggy with a 'boombox' goes pasted,the most surreal thing ever...got my photo taken in Harrison Fords phone box,afraid i didn't turn into Intercourse Jones-bugger!

[@JasonZakrajsek]

macrae1985 “pasted”?

[@MrPopo-vr9gw]

James May you strange strange man, don't you ever change.

[@fnq-8890]

You’d think James might end up on a small farm with Goats & a large Shed for his Cars & Bikes .. ending his days like the crazy scientist from ‘Out or the future’.

[@toyota420xp]

Maximum output of a horse is actually 15 hp

[@KORTOKtheSTRONG]

thx

[@densmaish5586]

Need a direct flight between Intercourse,PA and Climax, MI

[@Darthyoof]

They’re like a retired 60’s prog rock band who missed a bus

[@TimDaCorgi]

Strasburg railroad isn't too far from there. I live a short while away from there 😎👍

[@timesnewlogan2032]

So many memories of that place!

[@fynnmartin4667]

"Is that a goat? I like a goat" ... James is the one and only goat!

[@Biofan813]

Get out of town! They were here!!!!? Why am I just now learning about this.

[@susanmorgan9074]

“I started on the Rotherham advertiser” well I can tell you that it’s better than the local Amish newspaper 😂

[@hokage1997]

Good old lancaster county. Where there are horse and buggies along ever corner.

[@FallenPhoenix86]

@2:18 Ok Captain... whatever floats your goat

[@TheClassyAlien]

As someone from Lancaster county, yes.

[@kornsin]

I wonder if they also visited Blue Ball, PA. It's just down the road from Intercourse.

[@noworriesjasperishere9555]

That logic is actually Correct

[@brettconv83]

I live in the town of liltitz not far from intercourse

[@OffGridInvestor]

Lil titz. Founding town of the itty bitty titty committee.

[@memesistolefromifunny9165]

Living in rural PA and seeing Amish everyday this is hilarious.

[@anzaca1]

1:49 All the difference between 562 and 562 is literally 1. Jeremy is completely right.

[@MirzaAhmed89]

The difference between the two is zero.

[@UKeXtremeMedia]

I never really understood horsepower. I'm guessing less than 10 horses could win a tug of war against a car with 500hp

[@lambentkith2043]

Top Gear was SO much better than Grand Tour!

[@stefanb5266]

It took me seven years to get the trans am-ish joke. Please kill me now

[@jeremyk5414]

If Beavis and Butthead had a third friend they hung out with

[@ClassyWhale]

Why was this deleted from the Amazon version??? 😭😭😭

[@johndawhale3197]

Political correctness probably...

[@ryanm.191]

1:40 One horse is actually 14 horse power

[@johnsebastianbach]

I used to make the beer labels for Intercourse brewing company

[@Treatyee]

0:23 here in the Philippines we call every foreigner American.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"I like a goat"