Top Rope Tough guys (The Official Double Secret Directors Cut)

[@bdamato99]

The importance of wearing your seatbelt while belaying from the convertible cannot be overstated... great advice!

[@halflive3convirmed553]

The fact that this Video hasnt gone absolutely viral shocks me. An Absolute masterpiece of top rope culture

[@dagarnertn]

I don’t think this is the original post. I was laughing at this back in like 2010.

[@LeadFarmer1597]

@@dagarnertn Ok grandpa, let's get you back to the home.

[@DarkSparkCannabis]

The assisted Dino... Some men chase dreams, others live them. It sucks knowing I will never be that good..

[@noahpraver9521]

Top rope is the purest form of climbing by far

[@aalendi]

Had I only known about the assisted dyno and skipping the bottom half of the climb, I'd have been on 14s by now.

[@ChristopheGauvinGirard]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN! THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION!!🎉

[@matteobucalossi596]

spent a day at the crag today, perfecting the assisted dyno. great move, solid rewards

[@chuajarl]

The assisted dyno. Hahahahaha

[@vcokltfre]

That master point is a masterpiece

[@vashusan1984]

This is so amazing, never knew there was a director's cut!

[@f.p.6116]

I think this is the best climbing video out there, thanks for the great work.

[@curtisbailey2766]

i just want y’all to know me and my homies did the assisted dyno today. 10/10 would recommend

[@bananasgonebad1230]

Right on.

[@garduman]

11 years ago??!!! How have I never seen this?

[@MillerSean]

I've been building my anchors all wrong.

[@jaycceesfeliz6809]

The assisted dyno got me dead. 🤣

[@adamhaas141]

I am humble before ye, oh Master Point.🙏

[@brandonsparks5786]

That's frickin funny gents! I was crying with the assisted dyno!

[@thermalbug]

Wow! That was the best top roping tutorial I have ever seen! So many secrets revealed that I never thought of doing on top rope. I have been enlightened now! Thanks for sharing.

[@mw3515]

The Real Adventurers of climbing!!

[@R4ptor2]

LMAO the assisted dyno!

[@YesNoMaybeSometimes]

I'm actually a fan of the double boat anchor myself, each backed up with a 16-point system. It's all about redundancy. I mean go for one boat anchor, but just know that if it fails, you could be in for some serious trouble. Five Nine sells some really cool XXL carabiners that can fit around the master point.

[@wanderingwade8877]

I heard this was featured in 'Down Climb' magazine.

[@Bender711]

assisted dyno is the best move ever!

[@geckojudo2024]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! That's some great stuff, guys! Thanks for making my day!!!

[@OmmerSyssel]

Thx for sharing! Really helpfull instructions.. Which car did you use? My mother offers her pink BMW, is that recommendable?

[@calumpiober1535]

Would a Citroen C5 be as safe to use as a BMW? And what are the pros and cons of a convertible vs. saloon for top roping?

[@michaelguild]

Man, I haven't top roped in 4 years. This was very helpful. Thanks doods! To think, all this time I've been doing sport and trad when I could've just been top roping...Man, I fucked up :(

[@ianfitzhughfitz]

Returning to the old texts for wisdom

[@deathtrap04]

Let’s go do some fucking top roping this video is the gold standard for comedy climbing films

[@gimpdoctor8362]

I mean whatever about taking a lead fall on a single piece, for those insane toprope falls you really have to make your system redundant. what if 13 pieces failed? Then you'd only have 2 left - super dangerous and risky. Better add another. Don't take risks with your life, you may as well free solo rather than use a 15 point anchor

[@josephastier7421]

Back in the day there were routes in Joshua Tree that you could belay from a car bumper.

[@melancholiaenshrinesalltriumph]

Top roping is a legitimate way to enjoy rock climbing. Pretending you're a hotshot on the bleeding edge is what's lame. Great Video.

[@geddeslogan]

Does buddy in the red shirt just look baked and happy as fuck 24/7?

[@eS-ql7vm]

A one stop shop for all of the things I need to make fun of people who don’t climb every climb in the way I imagine I do. Thanks!

[@joshhauer2404]

im a big fan of the 16 point cam nest personally

[@m.b.372]

You would be, Josh

[@josephastier7421]

Dangerous to rely on a single climbing rope to attach them all.

[@kinggchile]

Dyno On! 😂😂😂

[@rh5907]

This is classic!!!

[@dariusallison5333]

The dude in the red shirt and white/silver petzl helmet seems like the ultimate memester. I bet he's constantly slowly saying funny ass shit that takes you a second to get, in a monotone voice. I'd kick it/climb with this guy any day, fsho

[@ericblackwell9254]

Living on the edge; or rather the side!

[@ajohnson9605]

Gunning for an alpine start I was horse laughing 10 seconds in

[@angrybirder9983]

1:35 That's just aid climbing with extra steps.

[@joseflittle4493]

legends

[@balke7935]

T-shirt ad here?! Lmao

[@HsiawenHull]

Holy crap I just pissed myself!

[@leon6777]

It's the ground up top rope

[@Leander_]

Fucking hysterical.

[@daytona81]

Nice Touchstone lead card. hahahahahaha

[@SPCWhiteboy]

That's what I was thinking LMFAO

[@silenthicks]

as a boulderer I feel I missed all of the jokes

[@silenthicks]

@@TimLake i dunno man all the other disciplines bitch out and use rope so theres that against non boulderers

[@SoraArora]

Aa a boulderer, you are the joke.

[@AMM1998]

DYNO ON

[@calumpiober1535]

LMCO!!

[@AissaGulbrandsen]

LMAO!!!

[@nugzila4170]

LMAO

[@toasti1237]

0:20, double and triple appearances of actors in the same shot. also, bad photoshop. :D

[@profd65]

The joke falls flat.

[@marcelfischer1081]

Dont call this BS Climbing.Assisted Dyno? WTF. Call it How to cheat on Climbing and relying on others instead of getting your own Ass up....

[@binjuiceconnoisseur]

"ground up top roping" ok that got me lmao