Top Ten CURSED Movie Tanks

[@ConeOfArc]

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[@derloweausmitternacht4136]

The "panzers" from Patton those are hideous

[@lowryder3209]

The tank in "the interview" is physically impossible because it says that Stalin gifted the tank, but Stalin was dead before the tank was made

[@redwarrior69340]

the "german" Chafee in the last pic are from the movie " Mais où est passée la septième compagnie ?" a french film from the 70's witch explains why it is left in the french tank museum

[@kaptainkrafter4130]

The tanks used to make the Panzer IVs in The Battle of Moscow and Tankers were T-44Ms, not T-55s

[@rebuffcard12]

There's a video on KZbin of a Russian documentary with a KV-2 turret on a IS-2 (late) hall

[@weirdunknownperson2916]

The chaffee costume is so adorable

[@cdng4071]

Its a panther what do you mean?

[@onewhosaysgoose4831]

It is the cutest thing. Probably the closest front end available on a tank at the time

[@kneesmacker9965]

The wittle babwy chaffee is gonna go trick or treating

[@dhirpatel7187]

Mini panther! :)

[@wack6692]

Same

[@RYNOCIRATOR_V5]

4:09 - i don't think those panzer IV deserve to be called cursed, in my humble opinion they are excellent mock-ups; impressively so.

[@ihatecabbage7270]

Convincing but extremely inaccurate, there were no Panzer IV F2, G, J variant in 1942, most used the Panzer IV E and F with the short barrel gun and have no side skirt armor. This was still early 1942 which the movie based on.

[@johansenhung4039]

In my opinion, still pretty good nonetheless.

[@Mandemon1990]

Yeah, they are "good enough" that they can pass as Panzer IVs easily if you don't know exact details or know they are mock-ups.

[@dapperfield595]

@@ihatecabbage7270 That inaccuracy is gonna be the Ieast of your worries when you watch the movie, trust me they're a Iot of bias to be found

[@davidty2006]

Converting existing tanks into older tanks? Ngl if they made a T-80 look like a Challenger that would be really impressive. And also boosts armor by alot

[@Damian-03x3]

Chafee Panther actually looks kinda cool.

[@M_Alistair]

That's a Panther cub right there

[@bungwater1052]

I would buy one

[@senkaighost7723]

😲

[@rabbitwithm2495]

Dude that made me wanna swallow a 2 by 4 and drink some chunky and sour milk then run into a minefeild

[@jakub0447]

Its The cutest recreation out there

[@3dfreak2000]

Don't forget the old movie "Patton" when Patton tanks fought against Patton tanks

[@2wodrqwoa]

Well it's patton alright

[@taloob493]

they didn't even try with those ones they just slapped some desert camo and insignias on the side and said good enough; or maybe it was intentional as an artistic choice to fully pattonize the movie idk

[@3dfreak2000]

Never go full Patton.

[@hoadong9093]

*cringe*

[@sgtmyers88]

I always considered it an in-joke since the movie was about Patton. lol

[@CoconutNucifera]

Fun fact: The most cursed tank in history is the Tsar Tank.

[@Byeer_123]

The Russian Ferris wheel of doom

[@CoconutNucifera]

@@Byeer_123 indeed

[@haxavage156]

The Ni/Odessa tank exists

[@cowlysse]

No it's the Tonk

[@terrynixon2758]

Bob semple 😂

[@easy_eight2810]

Saving Private Ryan: I am one of the best war movies of all time Fury: and I am the only war movie with an actual real Tiger

[@tinchorb1340]

yeah, after you see what the 76 dont pen the side armor of the tiger

[@Swarmie]

@@tinchorb1340 lol that whole scene is an average war thunder match. Shooting flat side side of a tiger and not penning, shooting the side of a sherman and your shot disappears. And then being set on fire 3 times.

[@potatojuice5124]

@A Swarm Of Angry Bees No. A tiger gets killed by a heavy rock at its br lol. Jumbo for the win!

[@tinchorb1340]

@@Swarmie really, the bullet or shell of the sherman is 76 milimeters or 7,6 centimenters, and the side plate of the tiger is 80 milimeters or 8 centimeters, there is a diference of 4 milimeters, and dont pen? the pen of the aphe is like: 160 milimetres of pen

[@diyar5184]

@@tinchorb1340 it has to do with the physical angle of the impact. Your round can have 300mm of Pen but if you hit a shallow angle your round will bounce off

[@brandonquinte9348]

You forgot the movie Patton. I appreciate that it was essentially a film about the magnificence of George Patton but man. M48s as German tanks, M41s as M18s or Shermans or whatever and many other shenanigans.

[@LesabreSuper]

I second this

[@abercrombieblovs2042]

Oh, GOD, I remember seeing a clip of that movie somewhere. It's literally an alt-reality scenario in which the entire Panzerwaffe has been eliminated, and now is composed entirely captured U.S. vehicles. Oh, by the way, the war paused for a decade or two to give the U.S. time to make some nice tanks to randomly fall into German hands.

[@chiefwolfinx5179]

That was HORRENDOUS! YOU CAN'T USE AMERICAN TANKS TO REPLICATE PANZERS!!!!

[@christianwilson5956]

They arent really cursed though as they are just repaints of the original vehicles.

[@rodrigogascagomez5190]

Those were actually active service Spanish Army vehicles, bought from the US by the then-Franco regime. The Patton production not only borrowed the vehicles, but hired the crews and Spanish soldiers as extras. As far as I'm aware, most of the tanks and troops came from the Brunete Division, now disbanded and reorganized. One of their main bases was at El Goloso (Madrid), pretty close to where I live, is still occupied by one of it's successor units, and is host to a modest armored vehicle museum.

[@SRDPS2]

Cursed Tiger Module research. 2:24 Long Tiger Hull for Teleport Generator. 2:55 Forward tiger with slope Hull down. 3:13 Small Transmission Tiger

[@kacperwandas5069]

the first one was supposed to be the tiger porshe, so the long hull is not a mistake

[@SRDPS2]

@@kacperwandas5069 but front armor like Tiger I, rear also like Tiger I and in movie they call "Tiger I" but they say unknown. This is Tiger I chassis is IS I understand on 3 months before. Like you up size on rear Tiger I in photoshop.

[@emiliamtf2777]

Their porsche tigers

[@Monarch683]

Its not a Porsche Tiger. it’s supposed to be a normal Tiger I. It just looks like that because they used an IS hull

[@SRDPS2]

@@Monarch683 Yes, it true.

[@jonathanr802]

A series I really like is "Hogan's heroes" where they said a tiger is comming into that camp and then they showed a M7 priest. As a German I thought it was funny and I laughed a lot.

[@mEDIUMGap]

I like the moment in a movie "Patton" where Patton himself walks around shot German tanks, which are actually Patton tanks

[@Xxcoil_runxX]

How the hell we have the same profile picture?

[@mEDIUMGap]

@@Xxcoil_runxX it's magic

[@jandoever2727]

Yo dawg... pattons

[@MrSuperIstvan]

Battle of the Bulge, M47 Pattons instead of King Tigers, and M24 Chaffees instead of M4 Shermans :|

[@paintnamer6403]

But it did have Panzerlied, so there's that.

[@MrSuperIstvan]

@@paintnamer6403 true

[@randallfabian6640]

You beat me to it.

[@patriot8554]

I totally agree. A 1965 nightmare film when it comes to tanks.

[@wadeh1031]

The movie Patton is guilty of this also.

[@gooseling2277]

hey thats me! I'm on the thumbnail!

[@alphon_emperor]

Lil

[@dinosatay]

Congrats lol

[@bartoszk2509]

Oh my god wow

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

"Mom come get the Camera!"

[@squirrele.1266]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jessekorhonen3406]

In the original Tuntematon sotilas (Unknown soldier, 1955) -film theres a Panzer IV J playing a role of a KV-1. They did not even modify it. Only thing that shows that it's supposed to be a Russian tank is the red stars painted onto it. It was used because unlike KV's, Pz. 4s were still in service/reserve at the time.

[@mikkojk83]

Real reason was, at that time, military high command was annoyed by interpretation of officers in earlier military comedy movie and refused to participate in any movie done by the production company. Pz4's at the time were on loan for the Border Guards (to guard Soviet base at Porkkala?), who agreed to help with the filming after approval of Prime Minister Kekkonen and Minister of Interior.

[@jessekorhonen3406]

@@mikkojk83 ah, sorry, i didnt research it too much, i just read somewhere that they got the panzers from panssariprikaati (armoured brigade)

[@SamuraiAkechi]

@@mikkojk83 And I've heard the story that finnish military weren't fond of original book, that's why there were equipment troubles.

[@babajoe4748]

Damn, the movie is really good

[@bananasoup297]

In the 1985 version there are some cursed kv-1:s at the Petrozavodsk (Äänislinna) parade

[@yaboianz]

''Tall boi KV-1 doesn't exist, it can't hurt you'' Tall boi KV-1: 5:25

[@canthi109]

XD

[@CZ350tuner]

It was hard enough to believe that a Chieftain was able to keep running, for more than a few hours, when I was in the Army in 1979. I've watched 30 men push start a Chieftain and one being towed by a pair of CVRT Scimitars. Where I was stationed, out of 20 Chieftains, 3 were operational on any given day. The Chieftain's Leyland multi-fuel engine is worthy of a "Cursed by Design" video.

[@thibaudduhamel2581]

The Chaffee panther appeared also in "Is Paris Burning". I'm pretty sure they were made for this film first.

[@tommyseux2047]

It appears in the French film "La Septième Compagnie"

[@colinbarron4]

Yes they made a number of Chaffee Panthers for 'Is Paris Burning?'

[@davidm3118]

@@tommyseux2047 Didn't that film also use the King Tiger and Panther from the Samur Tank Museum?

[@tommyseux2047]

@@davidm3118 i dunno, i do.'t remember

[@lt-nameless3557]

Lesson of the day: T-55's are expendable for movies. Edit: after a year I came back to fix a typo that's all

[@andreimorar5249]

Same for the T-34/85

[@RedXlV]

About 100,000 of them were built. So yeah.

[@KR4FTW3RK]

@Old Liquid That scene from Lord of War comes to mind... except with 4 times as many tanks

[@jevinliu4658]

And IS-series tanks are a comfortable second

[@morganjohnston2131]

T-34/85 on a Tiger costume is absolutely Gay, but a T-55 on a Tiger costume is good

[@RealBonjo]

If you want to see cursed tanks check the Yugoslav movies like (bitka na Neretvi and others)they actually modified t34 turret so it looks like it's tiger but the hull is still from T 34

[@Tomo73312]

Budimir Prebranac i sense a logo steal from DeSinc

[@tenpotkan7051]

There were Tigers fighting at Neretva?

[@yeboxxx_channel_2505]

I remember that, the t-34 body and tiger turret, it was Easter egg in Roblox tankery.

[@RealBonjo]

@@tenpotkan7051 it Is depicted in movie like that but I doubt because it is a mountain and would take a long time for a tiger to reach the top where battle was happening

[@RealBonjo]

@@yeboxxx_channel_2505 I didn't really play roblox but I will check it if its still there

[@urosmarkovic6535]

The white tiger actually looks wayyyy more intimidating than an ordinary one

[@baddog5936]

"Always with the negative vibes Moriarity.Your bringing me down." Kelly's Heroes Tiger is way more iconic. I don't even remember the one in Private Ryan.

[@Evilroco]

I've watched kelly's more times than SPR so I'd have to agree

[@forthencholordofadmirals2763]

Kelly's Heroes is tied for my favorite movie of all time so I'm going to agree here. "I told you to stop hitting me with those negative waves so early in the morning"

[@ab-cj2hd]

Oddball!!? HE’S A FREAK!

[@colindunnigan8621]

I do remember the MkVI from SPR, but the one from KH is much more iconic.

[@AgentTasmania]

That tank is the only reason I've ever heard of Kelly's Heroes

[@barrag3463]

One that wasn't necessarily cursed but still has an interesting story was Red Dawn's T-72 mock up, which was an M8A1 Cargo tractor (which was based on the M41, it had a lengthened chassis) was apparently accurate enough that according to the film crew they eventually had CIA asking them where they managed to get it.

[@deezboyeed6764]

Yea, dispite like the obvious occasional bits red dawn did really well with its fakes

[@guilhermevelhote5307]

@@deezboyeed6764 i think besides the tanks and the shilkas its a complete shitshow

[@jeffreyskoritowski4114]

I thought those were T62s sourced from Egypt.

[@finnanutyo1153]

Or that horrific m1 abrams

[@alanyeck6488]

I believe the M1 tank in red dawn was also a mock up.

[@therebelfrogy9287]

Cone: "...T-34/Tiger...." Gaijin: "Uhmm. We should add this T-34 version to the game" XD

[@TheTrollik75]

Sounds more like something Wargaming would do. Gaijin even went as far as removing Maus and Panther II because they were only prototypes. (In case of Maus it was also a problem to balance it) Meanwhile in Wargaming we see tanks that never became more than a draft like most of polish tech tree, Panzer V/IV and there are even some anime tanks.

[@razor1uk610]

so a T3IV ?? see what I did there ..facepalms

[@davidty2006]

T55's as panzer 4's? im fine with that ngl.

[@bfaproductions7121]

In Hogan's Heros they got an M7 Priest, re painted and marked it, and called it a Tiger tank

[@mEDIUMGap]

Ehm... But there is even no turret on M7

[@Spudmuffinz]

I see nothinngggggg

[@SomeGuyButNotThatGuy]

for the win: www.imcdb.org/v524180.html

[@BA-gn3qb]

TV series. Not a movie.

[@pauld6967]

I admit it, I refrained from mentioning this purely because "Hogan's Heroes' is one of my all-time favorite television shows. 🙂

[@williambell3304]

There's something about the concept: "It certainly isn't what it claims to be, but I can't tell what it actually IS" That makes me what to give half points for camouflage lol

[@ReHerakhte]

After watching White Tiger the first time, I tried to figure out what tank they were using for the supernatural Tiger tank. I read some article that claimed the movie company had a visually good replica built but after running it a few times, the tracks started to break apart. Apparently they didn't have time to have new tracks made so they went with a vis-modded IS-2 instead because one was quickly available (however while the vis-modding required hiding the wheels to prevent it being identified as a Soviet tank, I think all it really did was make it look too weird to be convincing!). How true that is I have no way of knowing, it was an article on the internet I read six or so years ago, so take it for what that's worth.

[@LordDarthHarry]

1:50 That is just...pathetic. A Polish TV show from 1966 (Czterej pancerni i Pies) did a much better job converting T-34s into Tigers and Panthers than this half assed attempt. I mean those are also kinda cursed when you look at them but come on.

[@SamuraiAkechi]

Double this, polish Panther was good for the time.

[@danielgudi7446]

To be honest, it looks like an uparmored Beutepanzer. (Stolen enemy tank)

[@dariuszrutkowski420]

@@danielgudi7446 They modded the tanks, because all the wrecks in the countryside were cut up for scrap to rebuild the country. No one gave an F about preerving enemy tanks when the entire country was literarly flattened and every loose bit of steel was used in the rebuild. (even the Gneisenau that the Germans sunk in Gdynia to block the harbor)

[@ryangoodfriend7258]

You say it’s a Chaffee in a panther costume but don’t realize that’s just a baby panther

[@Kissamiess]

I was hoping Tali-Ihantala's "KV" to make an appearance, but on the top spot? Torille!

[@drmed1134]

I thought it was the real deal from Parola tank museum :(

[@robertmorton38]

A credible omission was the “Band of Brothers” StuG. III, which was appeared in the “Carenten” episode. IMHO were quite convincing. A read that these were built on British FV432 armoured personal carrier chassis.

[@williammcdorman6426]

At least their trying, My first choice would have been the Battle of the bulge movie or Patton, using unmodified m48s for Tigers. The good thing is there are a ton of T54/55, to be modified into panther hulls.

[@dogwhistle8836]

Yes it was my first choice and it was filmed in Spain and so only had pattons and chaffee light tanks to be shermans, I loved the film as a small child but then watched it as an adult and ended up just shouting at the TV

[@rebelkommando6166]

When I saw the Jagdpanther in Band of Brothers I was genuinely convinced it was an actual Jagdpanther. Guess I was wrong.

[@festungkurland9804]

yah they did a good job with it.

[@pehkranz]

The tracks says it all

[@Danspy501st]

I thought the same. I do wonder what they used for the Tiger looking one that ends up shooting at the british tank line

[@brandotodd12]

A really good set of cursed tanks you missed was from the Netflix series Waco and in the series they used a Leopard 1 and a Hellcat as a replacement for an M1 Abrams and a M3 Bradley

[@PilotTed]

You got to be joking... I heard Waco was good, but did they really not have the funds to use an actual Bradley and M1 abrams that were defiantly available because they filmed it IN THE US. Last I checked we had M1 Abrams and Bradley's in movies before, yet netflix could not even bother to use one? I feel like it would actually be more expensive to use a Leopard 1 than and an M18 Hellcat as they are both much older and hard to get I would think. IDK anymore lol.

[@M50A1]

@@PilotTed the only way they'd get actual abrams and bradleys is if the US Army sponsored the show.

[@David-eh9le]

@@M50A1 but arent there already some in private hands? If not why not just use a Patton?

[@rodrigogascagomez5190]

@@David-eh9le I did some research and apparently not. The US doesn't allow the private ownership of vehicle models in active service, and since they're the ones who commission and build them, and they're not selling them, save for select US-aligned governments... Besides, the exact composition of the Abrams's armor is not public, so I doubt they'd let it fall into private hands where other nations can get a hold of it, which is a very real possibility, and something the US itself has done, to test the capabilities of equipment from non-allied nations.

[@David-eh9le]

@@rodrigogascagomez5190 Well, but there are older versions that arent used anymore where it shouldnt be a problem

[@jrapcdaikari]

I think the movie "Patton" had something that should've been on this list... imagine... North Africa... but the Germans are using... Shermans... with 90mm guns... with tankers played by, ISRAELI ARMY TANKERS let that sink in

[@3musketerantidbd174]

Actually they use m60 patton

[@jrapcdaikari]

@@3musketerantidbd174 Im talkin about the Germans in North Africa, not the American tanks in that movie

[@3musketerantidbd174]

@@jrapcdaikari Dude the german is use m60 too

[@yaboianz]

@@3musketerantidbd174 But they used Shermans in the movie

[@nonamesplease6288]

The Big Red One used Isreali Super Sherman's for Tigers. They even left them in Isreali grey, which was actually kind of funny. It was interesting to see them, but it was such a bad movie.

[@vasiliev9100]

2:27 this one is actually makes sense, because in the film it isn't even a real tank. More like an evil spirit of fascism and war in form of a tank.

[@Freyja666]

I can't believe the Tigers aren't real in Kelly's Heroes, I've watch that film so many times since I was a kid

[@largol33t1]

The Tiger is rare as many were abandoned and destroyed during the late stages of the war to prevent them from being pressed in Allied service. Plus they were expensive to make and overly complicated so it wasn't easy to produce them in large numbers. Barely 1,350 were built with 900 lost in combat! Those kinds of numbers will definitely put a huge crimp in your supply chain, LOL...

[@Freyja666]

@@largol33t1 surprised so many made it into combat in the first place lol

[@guppiapfeljustleopardthing8756]

For TV Serien: Hogans Heros: a "Tiger" portrayed by a Priest arty.

[@gizzardlicka]

Despite being obviously wrong, I wouldn't say it is cursed besides the insignia. It just looks like an M7 Priest, although the gun or maybe gun stand-in looks like a French gun.

[@guppiapfeljustleopardthing8756]

@@gizzardlicka Well how about the CoD WW2 Panzer 4 from the Aachen Tank standof?

[@WingWrencher]

I do ww2 German reenacting and our unit has the stug from band of Brothers that got knocked out with a bazooka. It was 2 FV432 British APC's welded together so that it would have six road wheels like a stug 3. The super structure is all real thin metal and a lot of the spare track links all over it are like paper mache. Also the drivers position used to be on the right side and he had his own thin metal hatch that has since been permanently attached when they swapped the drivers position to the left

[@deezboyeed6764]

Theres a company that uses old British acps here in uk to make stug replicas they're like 50k

[@chichan8424]

That was a fake? Clearly I have much to learn about tanks.

[@fransbeckman5007]

There's a tank in Indiana Jones, I cant remember exactly wich one. But there's a mk. V tank with a turret.

[@Klaus_Klavier]

Had a Cromwell turret yea, but honestly it was a good attempt at a “third would country slapping a tank together” because they do a lot of that, it was meant to be a outdated tank that somebody tried to update so it’s not all that cursed it was never supposed to be accurate

[@ConeOfArc]

That's not really a cursed tank in the same way as these ones. Like I mention in the video I'm planning to do a seperate list on fake tanks in movies

[@zvin1611]

that one actually looks cool

[@zchen27]

It's a baby Leman Russ lol.

[@spatha2584]

Mk. VIII If I’m not wrong

[@TakeTheL-iam]

5:35 Ah yes, the KV-1 1/2

[@TupolevSlaVTuber]

1:26 That's definitely based on the type-62 or some tanks in the HUGE type-59 family. It can be observed as the O OOOO layout of the road wheels. The return rollers could be just slapped on for the movie purpose.

[@datonecommieirongear2020]

You missed that one movie/tv serie with a M3 Lee as a tiger or something.

[@leonardusrakapradayan2253]

How the hell did they do that?

[@M50A1]

It was an m7 priest with a wooden board on the front. Just one 2x4. They didnt even bother changing it

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

@@M50A1 send me a Link to that Hellish Mostrosity

[@M50A1]

@@siva4wotblitzhero531 look up Hogan's Heroes King Tiger. It'll be the first image

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

@@M50A1 Yeah that thing is pretty fckin cursed

[@xa-38]

The pattons in Patton always give me a good chuckle

[@bezahltersystemtroll5055]

do you think they used them for that reason, as kind of an inside joke? 😂

[@ULTRAKILLPenelope]

Tank: *Is wrong* Me, who doesn't know jack shit about tanks: Oh wow it's like they didn't even try!

[@hugossg7908]

Saving private Ryan tiger is the most convincing of the bunch, you can only tell because of the front sprocket and some minor details but the reproduction was on point

[@randomdeadpool]

The most cursed tank in the history (if we can call it a tank) was the Bob Semple Tank, it's so cursed that is real

[@juggernaut7_]

What do you mean?!? It was an *excellent* tank, how dare you insult it!

[@randomdeadpool]

@@juggernaut7_ Are you from his team? -_-

[@Byeer_123]

@@randomdeadpool yes, potential history viewers will kill you (including me) because we love the *bob semple* because it’s is best tank. The Japanese ran away because they saw this *GREAT TANK* and ran away

[@randomdeadpool]

@@Byeer_123 It secret weapon was it unique shape

[@vegas_was_here3452]

In an infantry support role it could be quite successful

[@radiofm4265]

Make a tank tier list like those anime waifu tier list

[@bezahltersystemtroll5055]

and make an anime waifu tier list

[@warrmalaski8570]

If you want tank nightmares try " The Fighting Seabees " starring John Wayne I think they slapped whatever sheet metal that they had on to some bulldozers. Then called it a Japanese tank.

[@AbelMcTalisker]

I think one of them was a Universal Carrier with a lot of extra metal plates bolted on.

[@844SteamFan]

I feel a Killdozer might have better armor than a WWII Japanese Tank. The Colorado Government almost sent in a helicopter with missiles to destroy it.

[@spacetacos7574]

Maybe if they were going for a bob semple

[@vlad_8011]

Tiger from movie "victory" - one of funniest and best replicas made for movie, including flat turret :)

[@Shadec1]

The walking dead has a few tank scenes, episode1 and the final prison episode. League of extrordinary gentlemen has a cursed tank. Indiana jones trilogy has a tank and a jet...

[@pitzo5555]

Number six looks like if you mix a Churchill and a Tiger Number three looks like if you mix a crusader 2 and a panzer

[@e.l.m.5349]

When you use a t-34 for a tiger. B i g b r a i m When you use a modified IS tank as a tiger: UNLIMITED POWER

[@mikix15]

Noi Cei din Linia Intai is a Romanian ww2 movie, you should take a look. They used modified T34-85's as Tiger's(or Panzer 4 H's cant tell exactly) and BTR-60's as Sd.Kfz. 251's. Loved the video btw!!

[@andreimorar5249]

I was about to mention that movie, but thank you for doing it first. Good job!

[@MrSingh-td5on]

Panzerleid in background One of the best amry songs

[@thurin84]

hey, i appreciate any production that even tries to make a tank look period correct. so many are just lazy and paint german markings on some unmodified allied or postwar tank.

[@viet_cong_momiji2324]

German Patton(tiger) from the movie Patton:am i a joke to you

[@sharkk127]

3:32 I just realised that the anime gup in it they were watching a movie with a tiger getting its barrel stuck and I guess this is what it is from

[@ConeOfArc]

Yep, Yukari referring to herself as Sgt oddball is also a reference to that movie.

[@deezboyeed6764]

There's alot of amazing references, the more times I watch it the more I notice

[@medos9854]

The tank from the French movie "mais ou est donc passé la 7eme compagnie " are very good 😆

[@the_lost_navigator]

'Anyone who makes an effort is better than those who don't'... Oddball says quit it with them negatives waves, too, baby ;)

[@ВладиславШевченко-с8р]

1:53 It's definitely a Pz34-R (Panzer 34 Russisch) during the first two years of the war with the Soviet Union captured many T-34 of earlier models. about 200 were moved to Germany Where they were modified and added a Pz-3 cupola for tank commander-gunner to see outside without opening the hatch. These tanks went back to Russia in summer 1943 and were mostly destroyed during Bagration operation.in 1944.

[@lanswyfte]

3:14 that actually made me laugh lol

[@fatal2830]

3:20 my brain is hurting

[@thenumbah1birdman]

2:30 the mockup tiger that was a 1:1 reproduction was not ready by the time filming had to start. 6:30 no mention of real STUGs in Atl Ihantila?

[@bassmith448bassist5]

Well done Cone!!! Tanks a lot for posting.

[@Mike-im5bo]

As Leonard Pimf Garnell use to say, "Bravo, bravo, wasn't that extruiatingly bad!" But at least they made an attempt instead of just slapping on different markings like in so many other war movies, like American M47 Tiger tanks in Battle of the Bulge, or American M48 Tiger tanks and American M41 Sherman tanks in Patton.

[@maggyyolokraut1941]

i love how a good chunk of them are all suppose to represent german tanks

[@joedingo7022]

I feel like the King Tiger from Hogan's Heros should have been an honorable mention, as that is easily the most cursed German tank to ever appear on a screen, and quite possibly the most mutilated M7 Priest ever. God that thing left an impression when I was watching Hogan's Heros on TV, my brain just went mega-confused. Source: www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/82645w/king_tiger_from_hogans_heroes/

[@squirrele.1266]

Tank p*rn? Tf

[@RS_Mogli]

There also was a leopard 1 tiger 1 in the movie Hitler: Rise of the Evil

[@davidwoods7408]

Bravo! I have been waiting for someone to comment on this subject! I have laughed and shook my head when I see movie tanks because they look so badly and the barrel is BOUNCING like a fishing pole, as it travels.

[@MdickieFilms]

When you realized that the tonk is actually a memorial to the soldier who fought in the war

[@Clonetrooperz48]

*looks at the Battle of the Bulge Movie* They didn't even attempt to make the tanks look like Tiger II's.

[@bluepikmin4740]

I actually kinda like the T34 it looks like a captured one soo that could kinda work

[@SRDPS2]

You choose between "Wrong tank but ture story" or "True tank but wrong story" Fun FACT : Movie name FURY got 4 real historical tank even Tiger is real. But I must call "Anit Infantry Movie" because German side has Tiger I only so this movie has One Tank battle. Remain is Kill Infantry. Fury is worse tank battle movie as I saw.

[@David-eh9le]

Tanks mostly fought infantry. Big Tankbattles à la Kursk didnt happen that often

[@deezboyeed6764]

Also like in that film the tiger kills nearly the whole unit (with tactics that are terrible) and fury can easily kill it from the front, but no gotta spread the myth five sherman to a tiger. Yea it's a terrible film for historical accuracy kinda cool action tho

[@oregonrailfan7046]

Suraditfcf Pengsaeng I can barely understand what you are saying dude your English is bad

[@Graham-ce2yk]

The 1944 Australian war movie 'The Rats of Tobruk' used AC-1 'Sentinel' tanks (The only AFV designed and built in Australia btw...) to stand in for Panzers, the vismodding is very limited, but it's the only motion footage I know of with those tanks. And then of course there is the 1969 'Battle of Britain' film where in the prologue there is the sight of an M-7 'Priest' pretending to be a Sturmgeschütz, the markings appear to be period correct, but it's the wrong countries tanks. Also dating from around that time is an Italian war film called 'Eagles over London' where you have unmodified Leopard I tanks in what looks to be correct 1940 markings playing at Panzers.

[@davidm3118]

You missed completely the Libyan movie "Lion of the Desert", made under the direction of Colonel Gaddafi, that included about a two dozen replicas of Fiat-3000s and Lancia Armoured Cars (and Ansaldo light bombers). Interestingly for such an obscure movie that he actually spent a lot of oil money on trying to create decent movie vehicles.

[@lukecassidy3954]

Still the tank from American Sniper is horrifying to look at.

[@David-eh9le]

The Abrams? Cant remember it being bad

[@tavarix5893]

Five hundred million dollars and they couldn't get a real Abrams. They got a M60 instead

[@devynlich00]

The Tonk is an Italian ww2 memorial

[@rohmarts]

That "Tiger" from Kelly's Hero's is the King of cringe.

[@julemandenudengaver4580]

Isn't it a rc model when shooting.. it's look that way.,..

[@JackDrinkn2DollarJim]

Considering it's a T34 chassis mocked up to look like a Tiger it was pretty good for the time and they used it in at least one other movie but I don't remember which one I saw it in.

[@noneofyourbusiness9489]

Except not really. Kelly's Heroes was the first movie to attempt to make tanks actually look historically accurate. Watch Patton or Battle of the Bulge and get back to me on what is cringe.

[@royallison5307]

I actually thought that those were Tiger tanks.

[@markholm6955]

There is a movie from the early 1950s called “Here come the Tanks” - which is about the 4th AD a few months after D-Day. They have lots of great shots of Shermans and a Pershing at the end of the film - however the cursed “tank” in the film is a M36 Jackson that is suppose to be a Panther - it doesn’t even come close - much worse than any in this list.

[@kobeh6185]

Some that I really like were the "BT-7s" in My Way. Also, im glad you didnt include some of the media that just paints a tank with other colors, such as The Man In the High Castle, and Battle of the Bulge.

[@jhajhadex9480]

The tank in the right in the thumbnail looks like an American M7 medium tank to me but with different suspension

[@mrjockt]

You forgot “Battle of the Bulge” with Pattons pretending to be Panzers.

[@Tanker000]

Imagine adding these to world of tanks blitz as Premium

[@papamike88]

Poland did a Panther G (I believe) based on T-55 that is used very frequently on various live shows but most importantly it was used in the movie "Miasto 44" and tv series "Czas Honoru". Both of them about Warsaw Uprising .

[@noahdurfey537]

My favorite is in Hogan's Heroes season 1 episode 2 Hold that Tiger. They use a non-modified M7 priest and pretend it's a tiger.

[@damaan1243]

The Panzer 4Hs are actually really good, and the movie isn't bad either

[@12345678907830]

Ive seen it, goes to show how genetically gifted russian women are age wise

[@vanukas8783]

The finnish movie is perfect. Also its not that hard to pronounce wtf

[@andreas464]

I have seen tali ihantala too and IT was actually very good. And im also Finnish btw

[@elrze_qwentum4841]

You missed the tanks from the fury. The whole platoon was cursed tanks. The guns,and the crew members were less then ot was in real life i think, but the guns were pretty much not intented for the tanks there.... And also..... Girls und panzers.... 😀😀😀😂😂

[@brandonquinte9348]

Fury tanks were fine. It showed a wide array of Shermans from the Easy 8, which was actually an M4A2 (76) W HVSS to older M4A1s with 75mms. And also, props to them for using a real Tiger 1(the only running one I think from Bovington Tank Museum).

[@mrtn9528]

What's cursed with GUP's tanks? They go too fast, but what else?

[@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544]

RIP_ Martinum drifting. Hetzer managing to get a maus off the ground. The tiger P often bounced some shots it shouldn’t have. There’s a lot. For as good of a show as it is. It isn’t perfectly realistic.

[@mrtn9528]

@@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 That's more the physics than the tanks (except for the Tiger P) but apart from that they use real model of tanks. Also it's an anime about school girls driving tanks. WHY DID YOU EXPECTED IT TO BE REALIST?

[@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544]

RIP_ Martinum I didn’t say I expected realism. It’s anime. I was just pointing out some of the larger details that one could call slightly cursed.

[@douglasbeveridge1861]

the TV series Rat patrol quite often featured the M7 Priest gushutz, and at least once they had a Sherman Pz III radio comms tank

[@headshot22331]

in the original A team during the tank scene, that had what was mostly a chaffee, but the gun mantlet and gun were replaced with, god knows what.

[@Sniper65615]

wait hold on i came a little late but i think i should never take it (btw maus front armor is too thick up to 300 mm but why not be a stupid to make a tanks to even penetrate a armor worh of a 1 mm maus that is on girls in panzer but reallife version)

[@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544]

What...

[@starrekt2328]

The...

[@tinchorb1340]

fuck.

[@Condottiere1978]

That movie still was not from La neige et le feu, where actually the only running Tiger II is seen, but from the French 70's comedy "Mais ou est donc la 7ieme compagnie"

[@yoloman3607]

You didn't even notice the stunted KV1 in the film tankers, instead going for the decent Pz IV mockups? That KV has a turret of the correct size, but the hull is stunted and looks even smaller than the T-34s it drives along with.

[@AgentVirg24110]

Try the “Tiger” from Hogan’s Heroes, not sure if it’s a modified M3 Lee or an M7 Priest

[@TellySavalas-or5hf]

The Panther Leopard 1 is also in 1977 Soldier of Orange. Is the sherman in the North Korean "Sniper" movie real?!

[@nonamesplease6288]

Loved this video. I have to give these movie makers credit. I hearken back to the days when films used unmodified M47's, M48's to portray Tigers or generic German tanks and Chafees to portray US tanks. Even though their tanks are sometimes silly looking, at least they're trying. Not everybody can get the Bovi Tiger for their films. Perhaps the Pershing was based on a Chinese tractor rather than a tank?

[@thesaredunit2791]

The tank on #6 of the list from the movie White Tiger was actually a German Prototype tank, the VK 45.01 (P) made in 1942 during the 2nd world war by Porsche. It was meant to be a heavy tank boasting the 8.8 cm KwK 36 L/56 cannon but failed due to a host of mechanical issues, not to mention a very unstable transmission that allowed it to reverse just as fast as it would moving forward. Only 1 "Command Tiger" saw service while the other chassis were converted into what would be referred to as the Elefant Tank Destroyer. :)

[@speedandstyletony]

I much prefer to see an attempt to recreate a tank over just using whatever. So many movies, especially in the 50s - 70s, just used what was current. Kelly's Heros might have been the first to at least try. Of coarse when you have a limited budget corners have to be cut someplace.

[@JopardBDS]

To my mind the Kelly's Heroes tiger was one of the best Tiger mock ups. Unless you do some serious engineering the lack of overlapping road wheels will give away any attempt to impersonate late war German armour. Also by stressing the rear attacks (based on Odd-ball's comment) they reduced the number of side shots which are the big give away

[@heinrich9125]

There's a Romanian movie called "noi cei din linia întâi", where they use a T-34-85 for a Tiger, but all they do is put some boxey strips across the middle, not even bothering to try to change the turret. Definitely the most cursed tank imo

[@valhalanguardsman2588]

4:11 T-44 actually, if I remember the short "behind the scenes" I've seen some time ago, pretty rare tanks too btw, some museums would pay fortunes to attain at least 1