TOP TEN REASONS GARFIELD IS REPUGNANT - Brain Dump

[@Ilikebats123]

The most shocking part about this was that he actually talked about Garfield.

[@sooptime9524]

Explain

[@ray-rayrambles3263]

@@sooptime9524 have you ever been on this channel before?

[@sooptime9524]

@@ray-rayrambles3263 yea but I’m not smart enough to catch it

[@dinkdude8045]

@@sooptime9524 in some of his brain dumps he says he is going to talk about a certain thing but gets distracted by Goofball’s buffoonery and ends up trying to get back on track but ends up running out of time.

[@sooptime9524]

@@dinkdude8045 bruh I thought there was like some hidden meaning or some shit

[@velazquezarmouries]

"Highly intelligent and attractive audience" That's the best joke I've ever heard you tell

[@AxxLAfriku]

I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear vela

[@Lilliathi]

@@AxxLAfriku I dislike this comment.

[@velazquezarmouries]

@@AxxLAfriku you should be by commenting about something completely irrelevant to the topic of my comment

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

I know, right? I can say for sure that I'm only one of those things.

[@Nofixdahdress]

Speak for yourself, my mommy says I'm the most smartest, most handsomest boy in town.

[@ranieldale4842]

How can Max pull off a completely realistic and natural argument with HIMSELF every time? That’s true talent

[@Chad_Darwin]

His not acting all of it is true

[@ElleRoni]

I do it all the time. Shower is debate time.

[@clownkitty3138]

Lonely people develop these talents, I can almost do it correctly, but oh well.

[@danielpersing4106]

Two diffrent takes

[@frogerzard6606]

The man talks to himself a lot it's the sign of genius I've heard but that could be BS so who knows.. I could've eliminated any possible realible source of information that forms the foundation of which I live in or something like that.

[@CinnamonLovesYou704]

6:44 "You kicked Odie off the table and that's mean!" 🤚🏽💀

[@Berd]

nermal can be both dude chill

[@JohnnyCenter25]

But what gender is a berd?

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

According to the sex laws, he clearly can´t.

[@buttercob0944]

Huh

[@shekler1638]

No he cant

[@hotdiggedydemon]

Kinda want that girl nermal back tho!

[@MIIC4H]

“Those are big words, you must know what you’re talking about.” The internet in a nutshell.

[@MouseGoat]

I love how he manages to insult his own fanbase, and be right about it, and have a fanbase that agrees and love his content because he's on point.

[@princegoatcheese9379]

@@MouseGoat I for one, find it rather shallow and pedantic.

[@santimar093]

@@princegoatcheese9379 *gasp* Big words! You must know what you're talking about! /s

[@kgpspyguy]

Max G really is such an anomaly. Because I love his work, and I love his lack of filter, so I want to support him however I can (such as buying merch) but I also don’t want any of his merchandise in my house. Might just have to go with patrion or whatever.

[@Bartholomule01]

I mean, pets are acustomed to seeing their owners around more two days in a row on the weekend, so they will over time stat to realize that Monday means their owner will be around a lot less for the next 5 days before the weekend. So a cat could theoretically hate Monday's if their owner had a Monday-Friday job.

[@zachbrengel485]

But Jon is an at home cartoonist (as seen in the first issue), so Garfield has nothing to worry about.

[@EcitonBurchellii]

and Garfield is clearly a prick who hates Jon and will likely kill and eat him

[@LateCigs]

Garfield canonically hates mondays due to his exceedingly bad luck on specifically mondays

[@jroberts8434]

@@LateCigs I....never actually knew that, thank you for providing a nice fact

[@mlgiovannivald8640]

Well said.

[@sethnfriends]

I would love to have Max as my history teacher

[@TJ-hg6op]

I wouldn’t, he would probably get really pissed and start screaming everyday

[@randomd2146]

​@@TJ-hg6opbut thats more interesting and dosent make you feel sleepy

[@TJ-hg6op]

@@randomd2146 Yeah I prefer sleeping through school instead of being yelled at every day, it ain’t fun.

[@CharlieLindsey-pn8jb]

If you think Max is good, wait till you see my sixth grade 5th. Social studies teacher

[@clubnientiendo]

Somehow I knew he was going to talk about other stuff but Garfield

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

So.......he´s gonna talk about how he was born from eggs?!

[@Legnalogyst]

que coño haces aqui jkajkajk

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

@@Legnalogyst Pues....las personas famosa también tienen gustos, ¿no? xd

[@clownsingularity]

What do you mean, he did exactly that. I can tell you all 10 of em.

[@Legnalogyst]

simon we si se pero no sabia que le gusta el contenido de max y se me hizo raro xd

[@imranmeco3393]

Fun fact: the whole Garfield comic started as a Jon comic that was later remade, with all of the content of the original reused. This is why Garfield always feels out of place in many situations and why some jokes feel abnormally bizzare.

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

So.......Jon would be fat!

[@cyanopsittaspixii7391]

I think what you said in the last sentence had to do with the change in direction that the Garfield strips went in later years instead of the transition from Jon to Garfield. The original Jon comics looked and felt just like 1970s Garfield but with more pop cultural references and strips focused on Jon. Garfield never took over Jon's role during the rebranding.

[@mechajay3358]

Explains why his early design looked more like average fat cat.

[@hollyxat3748]

Can we get the Lumpy Game boy’D thing remade with Jon in the place of Garfield this time?

[@ramen-obsidian528]

Fun fact: that’s a pretty cool fact

[@stussiedwards2683]

Garfield doesn’t like Mondays because that is when Jon has to go to work and he misses Jon while he is at work.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

i cri evrytiem

[@noyousitdown]

Ok but doesn't jon work at home I thought he was a news paper comic illustrator

[@raelogan]

@@noyousitdown Yeah, but he has a room to do his work in, so he'd likely be in the room all, working, away from his cat. And pets get lonely. 👀

[@noyousitdown]

@@raelogan He could just walk into the room or scratch the door until he opens the door

[@raelogan]

@@noyousitdown Jon's a cartoonist, he has ink and supplies and stuff, and every artist who has a cat knows that cats while try to get in the middle of thier projects, and are prone to bumping you when you are working with the inks. The worst scenario is they get thier little paws on the wet ink before it dries and you panic in trying to get it off thier little beans before they lick it off and get sick. Also, you'd have to redo the art, most likely. Yes, Garfield is a cartoon cat and can do human things, but he's also at core, a cat who does cat things if the plot calls for it. There's plenty of strips where Garfield acts like a regular cat, which are honestly kind of cute Since Garfield has a penchant for being a little mischievous, I can imagine that there's been a few incidents with him in Jon's work room involving either inky paw prints or shredded papers because he's a curious or bored kitty. Of course, I'm probably over thinking it. 😅

[@mrfoxfam562]

Actually if you looked into the lore, Garfield hates Mondays because when he was a kitten he was forced to eat leftovers 🤓

[@mrfoxfam562]

🤓

[@Yesknob]

NERD! 🤓🤓🤓

[@FourOf92000]

Garfield lore I am deeply afraid

[@Adam-mh7zv]

Do you mean leftovers from Sunday dinners, because those usually have more effort put into them and are more likely to produce leftovers

[@socratesisnotmynamelol8222]

scandalous.

[@williamstark9568]

That existential crisis about how you know what you know is so legit.

[@trollconfiavel]

It's not hard just search it up until you find the most convincing information If it turns out to be fake, just search more

[@noahdavis7406]

@@trollconfiavel But at what point can you consider the information you read the truth? What's the stopping point?

[@locomastero]

@@noahdavis7406 In my opinion it all depends of the source material and subject you are looking for, if you look information about things like science, biology or medice for example these are subjects that continue to improve themselfs over time, thus making them evolve and to perfect themselfs since they try analice new theories and methods from an objective point of view to reach better results. On the other hand if we are looking for objective information about subjects like political ideologies, religions, or the imbalance of individuals in today's society, these are subject that are analiced from a subjective point of view that varies from a person to another, thus making it harder to trust any type of information and source that is out there.

[@noahdavis7406]

@@locomastero But how can you say what you read is true? That's what I'm asking.

[@bluesolace9052]

True because I see opposing view points on almost anything

[@esper4605]

Max: *uses the socratic method badly to attack a false statement* Goofball: *uses the socratic method correctly to defend a false statement* Goofball: *uses abilities he has that Max doesn't to gaslight Max*

[@bendu8282]

Interesting analysis

[@kgpspyguy]

That’s the REAL sigma grind-set.

[@jackwilliamswilson3391]

@@bendu8282 Yep.

[@jackwilliamswilson3391]

@@kgpspyguy HUH?!? ... 😶🙂😀😂🤣

[@OscarPerez-hj2hx]

Quite usual actually, since a false statement canot be proven wrong by the methoth it self, it is proven wrong since the content of the statement is false due to be no corespondence between the words and the world. Only concepts themself can be proven wrong just by the very form of the argument of theory. The methoths well applied but with false premises is the new sophisims.

[@SleepEnthusiast23]

“You ever heard of a damn...Science?” - Max G. 2020

[@makopr08]

XD

[@AdDelayed]

I really appreciate your ability to have 2D and 3D characters physically interact while having it look fluid.

[@Kriskirby1992]

Going from ground level to space and back again in the span of 45 seconds means Goofball can fly 9,920 mph or 15,964 kilometers per hour

[@hotdiggedydemon]

You forgot to take into account that the big black wall with christmas tree lights isnt as far away as you think it is

[@h4dragons152]

They did the math

[@drdusk5285]

You fucking mad lad. You did the math.

[@phosphene2542]

Dude, he didn't even go to space. He probably went for a ghostly stroll and then came back and told him all the mumbo jumbo about space not existing.

[@dynastylobster8957]

what percentage of the speed of light is this?

[@kenzovargas241]

We all know this won't actually be a garfield retrospective-

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

"The clickbaitiest show on the internet!"

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@@MarcoPolo-py4lv Well remembered, my good fellow.

[@arnvonsalzburg5033]

Yeah, Garfield and stuff, but what about Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks?

[@kenzovargas241]

@@arnvonsalzburg5033 No Arn, I don't want to fucking hear about Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers, now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks.

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@@arnvonsalzburg5033 Did you just say "Grandma Brownie's chocolate chunker wunker bunkers, now with even *bigger* chunks of chocolate chunks"?

[@MG-xq9cj]

I love the way Max interacts with the audience

[@chonsly]

I love how small Garfield played a role in this episode yet everyone is still talking about Garf

[@TheHuskyK9]

*G a r f*

[@mikeval1525]

I’m the 69th like for this comment

[@anarchydonut6878]

@@TheHuskyK9 dislike

[@BunkerSquirrel]

TFW this is clickbait that's good. I came here for a low effort Garfield top ten list. Ended up watching a parody digesting existential dread, conspiracy theories, trust & the limits on our own ability to perceive the world. You are actually the man.

[@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire]

The entire show's premise is just that and I can't wait for Max to finish the next one.

[@BunkerSquirrel]

@@purpledefaultpfp6233 *slow claps en espanõl*

[@imveryhungry7841]

Well a short top ten was in the video though

[@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214]

"Came here looking for Copper but found Gold"

[@BallonEEE.]

Uhhh you watched the same video? Pretty sure he talked about Garfield and validated the fact that this video isn’t clickbait

[@masterreece1098]

Imagine this being a tv show on adult swim that would fit so well

[@inc3000]

Adult Swim Doesn't Deserve Brain Dump. They would try too hard to make it something it's not.

[@bittyb0t]

i think he’s blacklisted from the animation industry

[@mftenshi]

@@bittyb0t why?

[@lxdixd]

@@mftenshi sans.mp4

[@kujakubes241]

@@lxdixd oh right the n word

[@TheSbugZone]

I like how a video about Garfield is actually a very well-thought-out video about media literacy. That you have to take the news with a grain of salt since they have incentives to lie to people, and you have to take science with a grain of salt since it's constantly changing and updating and is not some religion that should be blindly trusted without question. But a rejection of what you're told by the authorities does not mean you should just get sucked down some weird wormhole of conspiracy theories just because the people you're talking to talk like they're smart and know what they are talking about with tons of big words.

[@christianadrales215]

Uhh do you like garfield i like

[@seg162]

Well, there's that, but also people who argue that the world isn't flat with people who claim that the world is flat are midwits who've found their only opportunity to be "smart". It's practically a given that the world isn't flat, nobody needs to engage in long form argument about it, and the argument itself doesn't matter.

[@chiebukachibee-zoraedu]

I agree with your stance, except through he blindly trusting in science like it is a religion, though. Most pople don't blindly trust a religion they're in without question. I agree we should take science with a grain of salt, though, since it is constantly changing

[@random_dragon]

"Highly attractive and intelligent audience" Somehow, that made me smile and felt more validating, more than having a friend try to compliment me--

[@viscountrainbows6452]

As of hearing that I was on the toilet

[@random_dragon]

@@comichb you don't have to be mean about it :(

[@10RexTheWolf01]

You do know its for the views and subscriptions

[@MforMovesets]

If his audience was intelligent, he didn't have one.

[@PossumFromRijeka]

@@MforMovesets Wouldn't

[@WigWoo1]

Awww...... swearing censorship...?

[@Ricardo5911jakakak]

Just for monatization

[@LOKO22Bach]

I think it works as character growth, at least it adds something other than just not saying it

[@Nixolodeon]

nice hobkin

[@WigWoo1]

@@Nixolodeon thankies

[@drifter402]

Why the fuck are we still using this objectively terrible site

[@neutramusic2507]

8:13 Can we just talk about the fact that the shading is absolutely ON POINT here?

[@savythenillerwaffer]

YES

[@KickyBuddy]

Its good

[@Teauma]

yes holy shit

[@davinalee9551]

HOW THE FRICK CAN CARTOONS BE IN REAL LIFE!?!?!?!?!??!?!!

[@davinalee9551]

Finely i can pronounce words correctly again!!!!!!😃😃😃😃😃😃

[@LinkVisage]

i hate how this is honestly a good video about how we trust, but then i remember this is all a garfield 10 ten and he moves on to 7 without letting me process any of that

[@questionnotscott8389]

Man, this guys vocabulary is more intricate than my middle school's English dictionary

[@viscountrainbows6452]

This man's lexical machinations have rendered me indubitably sodden

[@exquisitecorpse__]

"Ever heard of a Science?"

[@chuggaa100]

You know middle schools and high schools have the same dictionaries right? It's a dictionary...

[@questionnotscott8389]

@@chuggaa100 sshhhhhh, you're ruining the moment

[@ndm13]

@@chuggaa100 No there are definitely such things as school dictionaries with certain words omitted.

[@mikenshin2013]

“Highly attractive and intelligent audience” guys. I don’t think he’s talking about me

[@kanati1133]

Or me

[@yellowcrewmate1449]

Or me

[@Jnrisdead]

Idk

[@KrillGorilla]

yeah

[@abifuckingsexual8334]

Me neither

[@justyouraveragegamer8733]

“Highly attractive and intelligent audience” You clearly overestimate us

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

I agree. Everyone knows we're all high and attractive.

[@rphuntarchive1]

No, he's right.

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

@Tiffany Video That's really depressing...

[@nozevi562]

( 7:59 )POV: you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[@goofyfish17]

Nerdball

[@localyoutuber2575]

@@goofyfish17Goofball: "☝️🤓"

[@NickNitro]

He mentioned about himself being click baity, then shows his anxiety ridden butt reading all the top comments. Lol

[@sharilyndiprima]

oh cool. it’s nitro.

[@dumbumbumbum8649]

Was this words?

[@DragonGarlo]

N

[@LateCigs]

He's been calling it the Clickbaitiest Show On The Internet for a while now

[@user-pi8bi4sf3b]

first brain dump video

[@GeneralLDS]

I thought the title said ‘pregnant’ and I got excited

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

I thought it said " "

[@Digitaaliklosetti]

why do you taunt us with the spectre of a much better video

[@lijahliam5037]

You no longer get the ability to speak

[@04O_X]

Same

[@0DD0SCAR]

I laughed to hard at this

[@kakatekel6138]

This could've been solved very easily, Goofball: "I read it on the internet, you can't post stupid things on the internet." Max: "Oh yeah? Then what do you call this show then? Are you implying that my show is actually smart?" Goofball: "I-...I don't... Nevermind..."

[@chichi77tim]

You're a genius.

[@sydneyskrtic2738]

This guy knows what hes doing

[@lordfriedrick7911]

Well played

[@mishka3434]

Goofball: “it’s only smart because I’m here!”

[@ShadowShaBoink]

"You're not allowed to post stupid things on the internet" Boy, do I wish that were true

[@cvanide]

I read that as “Garfield is Pregnant”. I’m not gonna talk about it

[@choco_jack7016]

that's as weird as your pfp

[@cvanide]

@@choco_jack7016 it’s literally Monika but sure

[@choco_jack7016]

@@cvanide she face too big for she gotdamn head

[@cvanide]

@@choco_jack7016 ik, since i usually mix an anime style with a Chibi style in my drawings, but i am trying to improve that :’)

[@choco_jack7016]

@@cvanide oh huh, but that's why it looks weird

[@LazyPillow]

holy shit i recognize the dvd box set of home movies in the background, thats some detail DANG

[@dragontoons2566]

A

[@Speculector]

Unexpected Yotam!

[@ASpec360]

Invader Zim....a classic

[@TheWolvyrne]

Akdzbsbejdje it’s Yotam!

[@YankleDankle]

500 likes😊

[@Sinesith]

Well, I've heard the explanation for the dog semen drinking joke is that it wasn't meant to be interpreted as dog semen. It was probably some kind of dog fertility medicine and Liz was just making a joke about Jon becoming pregnant with puppies just to mess with him. A friend of mine made a similar joke when she gave my male friend a women's health vitamin telling him it was just regular candy, told him he was going to start his period soon because he ate it, and he got visibly worried.

[@thetruenico6117]

@Cube³ i did not know that

[@MADGennaro]

Garfield’s creator grew up in a farm and he said this was the explanation. He didn’t know anything about veterinarians so he thought they did the same as farmers to their animals.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

@@MADGennaro then he was a rural Midwesterner!

[@danielsurvivor1372]

That's one messed up fren

[@Julayla]

I always thought the "semen/puppy" joke was more of Liz being sarcastic in a funny ironic way.

[@BatteryWolf55]

5:44 Max G has run into an unexpected error... *PLEASE HIT GOOFBALL WITH A HAUNTED BASEBALL BAT* and then press continue...

[@Nobody0333]

In case anyone's wondering GoofBall's "big word rant" was essentially him saying that the reason why he saw the big black wall with screwed in Christmas lights for stars might be because the planet's magnetic poles were making things looks blurry to him. Also the thing he described could very well be space since that is basically what space looks like. Now you know.

[@eatingmytoesrightnow3627]

Thank u me no smart person

[@Nobody0333]

@@eatingmytoesrightnow3627 No problem. I be dumb person too and I bet you're not even. Just had a lot of time on my hands and a nagging curiosity along with a pension for big wordz

[@Sparkys_World-0]

It was also an homage to The Grinch's Halloween Special from the 80s: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5i2dp6th6iEhq8

[@Nobody0333]

@@Sparkys_World-0 The more you know, thanks Subsonic Sparkle

[@CorvusDei2012]

Nobody is smarter than I am.

[@DelRio1991]

I like this trend of brain dump starting out with a typical analysis video essay thing and then almost immediately going off the rails.

[@stalloneandrew9961]

yeah, maybe because of Goofball's existence as shown at the Emoji Movie Review where Max can manage create a proper movie review by send Goodball at the unknown middle of the street

[@gameplayer2120]

Can we just talk about how they did a modern version of a Wilkins commercial

[@newvector987]

No we can’t, there’s way to much stuff to talk about 🤚

[@microwave9551]

Yes yes I was so happy I noticed it

[@hillgamergaming]

Things seem to happen to people who don't drink wilkins or who don't use nordvpn

[@cloakss]

I did notice that :)

[@xisaacdaboix7860]

Bad things usually happen to people who dont use NordVPN

[@davysamir2289]

6:59 I feel like the only reason you hate him so much is because he looks like you 😂

[@tart9692]

title: garfield video: socrates is ancient twitter man and the earth isnt flat

[@Kirill-Ivanov2002]

and garfield.

[@DannyGamerXD48]

*And burn bot body pillows.*

@Wam-UwU reliable, socio.

[@claudiaaragon5080]

Well, it is called the clickbaitiest show on the internet soo....

[@Go_Kart_Man]

okay, in the chat before the premiere I asked Max, "how long does it take to make a Brain Dump on average?" he said, I WILL PARAPHASE WHAT HE SAID "you could probably figure it out". So I compiled the dates of all the videos in the Brain Dump playlist and figured out it takes about 59 days to make a Brain Dump. (if that sounds low it's because he was releasing videos back to back to back, I tried to use the median to calculate it instead of the average but that just gave me 28). And before you ask, yes, I have no life

[@Mary-Rose]

Something about him saying “my highly intelligent and attractive audience” just made my day

[@MikeNoob101]

The thing that i love from this show is that how they can easily forget the context of the video and do something random instead

[@splatoonsavage7384]

At 0:01 “what did I do!?” At 0:23 “oh, he’s talking about Garfield”

[@thatonepalico1966]

I ask the same question

[@FleshBed-o2r]

"And last week i convinced him there was a goof mobile" so he DID lie

[@Yipper64]

he doesnt have a black voice!

[@bingus6182]

he still should've said the n-word to test if he really was black.

[@ryantabor9582]

1:08 "You can't be this stupid.... It's not allowed." That is the most "end-of-my-rope" thing I've ever heard 😂

[@Wilbyheh]

0:20 im confused on why burnbot didn't react to this

[@xXxXxEmoSasukexXxXx]

I get all the good that Socrates did and everything, but wasn't he just some guy who went around asking really stupid questions? Like "What makes this a horse? Because it has four legs? If so, then why isn't a cat a horse?" It pissed everyone off so much they forced him to drink poison and die in the end.

[@ragefacememeaholic5366]

He was also a bum.

[@K0sm1cKid]

He heard voices in his head that TOLD HIM to ask stupid questions if that makes it any better

[@j0an-07-arc6]

You don’t know philosophy do you there’s one story we’re he told a king to fuck off because he was in blocking his sun light and the king said if I were no me I’d be you and he said same I would like to be me too or that one time he used a lantern I day light in the streets when people asked him what he was doing he said I am looking a wise man then he insulted I think Plato In front of his students when he said man is nothing more then chicken then he brought a chicken saying behold your man

[@sweatysocks8214]

@@j0an-07-arc6 that wasn't Socrates, that was someone else.

[@j0an-07-arc6]

@@sweatysocks8214 your right that was Diogenes I mixed them up lol my bad

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

Ok, Mad Max G, I will make another reason...... Number 11: He won´t reprise his role in Spider-Man 3

[@JS-pk8gv]

Lol

[@Go_Kart_Man]

Number 12: He sounds bored all the time. FRICKIN BE EXCITED GARUNKLE!

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

@@Go_Kart_Man I know.....Garfelalfald is so boring.

[@AnthemAnimation]

You are the new Justin Y except for animation and Gorillaz

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

@@AnthemAnimation Right......

[@aytherial]

"You ever heard of a damn science?! *Like all the science?!"* New favourite line.

[@microvrml]

I KNOW ALL THE SCIENCE

[@MadHatter42]

I can't remember the last time I saw such insightful commentary buried under so many layers of manufactured stupidity and misdirection. Bravo, HDD, you've simultaneously edified and bamboozled us all once again! Socrates himself could've done no better. Okay, that last part was a lie, but you know what I mean.

[@khodibritton8368]

5:52 “Because, if I don’t know what to know...and if I don’t know how to know what to know...then how do I know what to know if I’m in a situation where I need to know something??”

[@SqweegeeYT]

“Boy, being mortal does sound complicated.”

[@WeegeeJeebees]

Thank you Goofball for not telling anyone that I bought a pillow with a cartoon girl on it. You’re a true friend and I appreciate your presence.

[@BayOfWulf]

Goofball is a real bro

[@NichCrew]

You can never change my mind on how I feel towards the first garfield movie. It IS the greatest movie of all time.

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

I agree.......NO-ONE CAN SAY "no" TO THAT!

[@nolem5417]

I agree. Didn’t really like the sequel.

[@dillonohlemiller9027]

Yeah. Maybe if you’ve never seen Garfield in anything. But to me, it doesn’t do justice to any of the characters. Nermal is a full grown cat for some reason, Jon and Liz actually get along, and there’s absolutely no reason for the Garfield to be the only CGI version of the animal characters.

[@scourge176]

I had to watch Garfield in Spanish;-;

[@TheWhiteDeerGrin]

yes its amazing

[@sno_man8284]

this man is the reason why i say ridiculous individual instead of ret- ridiculous individual.

[@iamthestormthatisapproaching69]

Goofball believes the world is flat because he was drawn in a 2d format.

[@notfurry4259]

Makes sense

[@chillking4422]

:O JOTARO KUJOH I have bad news dio is alive

[@auroraaldal2112]

And the guy falls for it because he's partially 2d!

[@berglastwagon5660]

By definition his world is flat from for him

[@jackwilliamswilson3391]

@@notfurry4259 lol.

[@smthingfunny_]

The answer to the question “What can make John pregnant with puppies?” may be Dog ovules or “eggs” (basically female version of sperm). This is assuming that John has a straight connection from his stomach to his scrotal sac. But again, this IS a cartoon of a lasagna loving cat so who knows

[@Garl_Vinland]

Why would someone have a cup of dog eggs laying around.

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

@@Garl_Vinland To eat?

[@smthingfunny_]

@@Garl_Vinland Same reason someone has dog sperm: fake “milk” prank

[@MadGameBoy]

@@Garl_Vinland why would they have a COFFEE MUG filled with ovary eggs...

[@cats9thlife704]

A woman is born with all her eggs at birth and doesn't make anymore, only matures them. A woman typically releases her eggs one at a time. Eggs are comparatively more costly to produce than sperm. They're also comparatively bigger. They're pretty much the opposite of sperm.

[@ameliadavis5703]

“Now I don’t wanna hear this is clickbait, he didn’t talk about Garfield, because I just did” just the way he says it makes me laugh

[@chunguskhan9910]

*”unh dis is CLICKBAIT ye didn’ tuk abut GURFEELD”*

[@justapineapple8464]

He talked about it for like three min the whole video

[@justapineapple8464]

And also he did talk about why he hates him in 6:37 and so on

[@josephharrington4502]

The way he said it he sounded like Mr. Mackay from South Park.

[@citrine6959]

2:22 Max stopped himself from saying (naughty word here) because in the apology episode he said he was trying not to say it anymore. Das pretty cool.

[@raggedymuffinz]

Character development

[@zeapsin186]

Oh I forgot! I thought it was because it's a "slur" now lol.

[@raggedymuffinz]

@@zeapsin186 it *is* a slur. That’s literally the direct reason why he made an effort to stop using it in the first place.

[@pistonsjem]

@@raggedymuffinz your mum's a slur

[@aestheticpxin5106]

@@zeapsin186 it is a slur! It's a slur against Neurodivergent people. That's why I can say. But I won't. Because either way it's still rude-/G

[@Nobody.566]

7:56 bro became a nerd🤓🤓

[@TabbyVee]

maybe the flat earth was the garfields we made along the way

[@mumblegrumblejumble1524]

Garfields? More like *Garfriends* !

[@davidandrada4968]

Thats deep 🙇

[@exleydragon231]

@Nimrod underrated reply to an underrated comment

[@justanotheryoutuber9711]

“How do you know the earth is round” “well Iv been there”

[@pj9810]

I heard that Garfield hates mondays because they remind him how his life is a cycle And also on monday usually something bad happens to him or something

[@Ghosssttttttt]

But like why not Any other day? Can't any other day remind him that he's old???

[@notgunner9734]

@@Ghosssttttttt on mondays garfield normally has extremely bad luck and gets pies thrown at him so thats why

[@calt7964]

It’s because jon leaves for work on mondays, atleast that’s a guess.

[@WizardEli420]

my theory is that garfield doesn’t like mondays because that means a new week and less time with jon until friday

[@sackydzNG]

I heard the place that sells lasagna usually closes at Mondays idk I don’t read garfield a lot

[@arthurdurham]

So I slowed down Goofball's "big words" and here's the basic translation: The earth spinning make eyes ours screwy. Literally not explaining why space is painted on with Christmas lights 😂

[@IMCOMPUTERBOY]

Welcome back to, “Max’s Decent into Deeply Existential Thoughts By a Goofy Ghost Lad”

[@YouaNumbahOneRacist]

"No reason to mislead" Last I checked, "shits and giggles" is a reason.

[@OhFrittata]

“Bad things seem to happen to people who don’t drink Wilkin’s” nice reference there Max lol.

[@Accordion_Kid]

Jim davis said "On the farm, we used to give first-calf heifers a high protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves. The supplement was provided by our vet… I assumed that there would be a similar supplement for dogs. So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog." There you have it!

[@commanderpeepers1626]

The animation here is GORGEOUS

[@Amyisntcreative]

When isn’t it?

[@commanderpeepers1626]

@@Amyisntcreative true that!! But it's especially good today!

[@CrispyFrise]

2:16 why no one talking about how smooth this animation was

[@LIVSYOOO]

Reta- *nevermind* ridiculous

[@RoninDreamer]

This whole thing was a trap, only flat earthers like Garfield

[@Christopherbellfan203]

Well I like Garfield, but I know the earth is round.

[@abithapa9099]

@@Christopherbellfan203 same lol

[@abdullahibouraleh6919]

I know the Earth is round and I like Garfield.

[@StarriShauk319]

Earth is round. Garfield is good. 🙂

[@bigsby2822]

@@Christopherbellfan203 Impossible. You can’t have both.

[@HangryOnPaws]

I love the animation style on Brain Dump. It's the perfect mix of 2D and 3D.

[@zaryellllyyy]

"Highly intelligent and attractive audience" Hehe stop it you I'm blushing

[@PlayboiMaui]

I thought it said 10 Reasons why Garfield is Pregnant. I’m like “why is he so angry?”

[@catcarp0]

Same

[@MyoticTesseract]

because it's not his child

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

PREGANANANT

[@hystericallover5989]

@@SymbiontUVPlays GREGNANT

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

@@hystericallover5989 PREGANTÉ

[@creambee404]

"REASONS GARFIELD IS REPUGNANT?" I wonder what topics Max is going to talk about in this episode.❤️

[@thegentleduck4277]

Of all people to find in this comment section I didn't expect to find you.

[@bluesolace9052]

Remember the episode where they just talk about the cereal the whole time?

[@marc7248]

What's your profile pic?

[@Mysterious_Mr.C4]

@@marc7248 my guess, their art?

[@suckersupreme4380]

I feel like I shouldn’t recognize you, but I absolutely do

[@vindiddy9972]

I just realized that last black and white cartoon was a callback to Wilkins coffee commercials with the Jim Henson muppets. That is a nice touch. 🙂

[@TheMemeMan755]

“Did you think you were off the hook? Did you really think no one would call you out?” oh crap he found out about my reddit account

[@m0istl0la97]

Me too😳

[@nylaparham8389]

Me too…

[@jadianwild1883]

"cant you see im in the middle of a rational conversation with my highly intelligent and attractive audience?" can i just say i was having a bad day and i just- needed that-

[@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758]

no, you cant

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

no, you cant

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

no, you can't

[@AdelleBekEev]

Yesn't, you can'nt

[@snivyservine6361]

Bit late to say no now.

[@profanegunman7586]

Thank god my eyes didn't just actually read "TOP TEN REASONS GARFIELD IS PREGNANT".

[@josephfox9221]

Never trust your eyes

[@thefunservice6337]

@@josephfox9221 yeah

[@Realbigbologna]

I don’t see how it would be a bad thing

[@firelinksshrine1695]

Pregat

[@keystrix3704]

He is though. Haven't you seen his belly?

[@Sxkielecior]

0:33 it's so funny little gag that he didn't knew where he is, just like that

[@terrytheblackmage4799]

"Hey, you look like the kinda creep that would buy one of these Burnbot pillows!" Me: Perhaps

[@fursuitjumpscare]

6:27 My heterosexuality took a huge blow when Goofball gave Max the sexy eyes before "flying into space" and I don't know what to think anymore

[@OscarSanchez-vo9dx]

Goofball makes me feel things

[@fursuitjumpscare]

@@OscarSanchez-vo9dx You and me both

[@jaddere6149]

“So basically he was like the original twitter user.” *hol’ up*

[@MuffinMythos]

Duuude, you know Inkplasm too! That’s awesome! =D

[@pancakes8670]

Glad to see that Burn Bot is immune to being hit with a baseball bat 8:05 he's grabbing goofball goofdick

[@Springtrap_goes_to_jail]

Goofdick 😂

[@NoAssemblyRequierd]

The reason Garfield hates Monday’s is because it means John is going back to work and he’ll be alone 🥺

[@galactamarx]

Waait, but doesn't Jon work from home? Dunno where I read it...

[@lorddude]

Jon is a cartoonist, and he works from home. Was established in the very first Garfield comic, and while it's only been referenced maybe a couple dozen times over the last 40+ years, it's still his job. Jon doesn't leave the house to work.

[@everforward5561]

2020: The age of "my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge."

[@DuskLegend]

Been that way for a while buddy

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

*The earth is actually shaped like lasagna.* This is because the all powerful Garfield will one day eat us all.

[@TheWolfbolt]

its a lasagne ball, different layers but rocks... if the sun explodes the earth will cook like a tasty meal

[@niklaswille5998]

I'm sorry Jon

[@aidendoesado3624]

Vore artist: WOOOOOOOOOOOO Yeaaahhhhh baby, that's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about!

[@Hello_world8362]

4:56 bro became a bird 😂

[@VCJunkie]

“Garfield was nothing more than ‘a conscious effort to come up with a good, marketable character.’” Well, the rights to “Garfield” were purchased by Nickelodeon last year, so I guess the 40+ year evil scheme of Jim Davis proved to be a success. I, for one, can’t wait for the comics where Garfield and Odie meet Spongebob Squarepants, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Zim-Zam the Space Man. That will be totally hip with the youth.

[@abdullahibouraleh6919]

Jim actually made a comic where Garfield and Odie met the TMNT.

[@VCJunkie]

@@abdullahibouraleh6919 That’s true! Plus, Garfield and Michelangelo both appeared in “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue,” Disney’s infamous anti-drug PSA crossover special from the early nineties.

[@abdullahibouraleh6919]

@@VCJunkie Yup. 1990, to be exact. It was also the very first time Mel Blanc didn't voice Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.

[@hopefulhyena3400]

"Someone with no reason to mislead you" *UMMM*

[@hawkrose]

I love how you're not afraid of throwing yourself under the bus. So many internet content creators are so afraid of not appearing to be the smartest, funniest, most incredibly immaculately undefeatable being in existence, but you make videos where a character modeled after yourself makes mistakes and falls for stupid stuff and doesn't know what and what not to believe. It's really refreshing to see. Keep up the great work!

[@rydertherandomdude]

0:01 the fbi when i haven’t payed my taxes in 15 years

[@rydertherandomdude]

shut up nerd that jokes overused

[@vdubdesigns6530]

THE REAL REASON GARFIELD HATES MONDAYS IS BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN JOHN HAS TO GO TO WORK I STATE MY P O I N T

[@theleonpasta7336]

Jon is a cartoonist, he works at home. There's plenty of strips where this is mentioned.

[@Howisnohandleavailable]

@@theleonpasta7336 even then, he’d be too busy to do things for Garfield

[@williamsmith6921]

@@Howisnohandleavailable if he is a comic artist than it is likely that he has no real schedule, so it wouldn't be tied to mondays

[@j0elyb3an]

well now its wholesome

[@spgkings6368]

Garfield hates Mondays because they are his bath days. Just a guess.

[@rox4301]

“How do you know the world isn’t flat, smart guy?” “I don’t know, science? You ever heard of a damn...science?” the funniest line I swear

[@Yipper64]

I especially like how it leads in to Goofball breaking down why you might not find science trustable as a source, so Max thinks he cant trust his own source, so he takes the next thing that comes by, which unfortunately is goofball.

[@redwolfjo3_647]

7:39 "Someone with no reason to mislead you." ????? also, the drink in the joke was probably an animal fertility drug: Jon mistook it for coffee, therefore brownish. Linda mentions "healthy" litter, implying veterinary properties to the liquid.

[@Mr_BoozeVA]

It’s actually crazy how accurate this is when it comes to trying to communicate with conspiracy theorists and baiters