Teenage Challenge - Top Gear - Series 13 - BBC

[@Harvester236]

"Oh well mum, I've just been to the post office they've got a new stamp out" I can imagine 17 year old James behaving exactly like middle aged James.

[@mrfever4563]

JJ Lel

[@ilovemyprius3984]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣yes

[@samswinn1220]

Prius are rubbish I have a 911

[@obeseperson]

Sam Swinn you're a wiener

[@jonathankevin1621]

I read that with James' voice 😂

[@KrillLiberator]

"Dead."

[@justaguy6232]

True???

[@howlinggamer8714]

+Artemis Fowl no

[@kuroech]

yes he actually died fourtunately they were able to find someone whos exactly like richard to replace him afterwards

[@oliverwest7780]

favourite MCR song

[@ameliarufus1056]

+korea8844 his name drahcir

[@rodiculous9464]

LOL "this man's destroying your Volvo, are you going to sort him out?"such a british reaction

[@fredsmith9714]

Rodiculous "stop! Or I shall say, Stop! Again!"

[@MartyKay]

Like a sir!

[@katk5205]

And then proceeding to do nothing about it but look annoyed

[@100ksubscribersandipostvid5]

I read snort

[@siegfriedpintar]

English really, I know a few scots that would have a much different reaction.

[@kaylee7723]

As a 17 year old girl, I must say I'm indeed quite impressed with that handbrake turn.

[@sav1c]

U are 20 now, still impressed?

[@kaylee7723]

Oh definitely

[@u2ername]

what about now

[@codytain6064]

Somebody said 20yo Girl? 👀

[@Kylirr]

how poor is your relationship with your father?

[@smorgi]

'There are no fires in Surrey, it's too middle class'

[@earthstar393]

Ali Fraser Surrey resident, can confirm

[@AnthroGearhead]

Must be a nice place

[@joelbates8243]

@@AnthroGearhead As someone who lives in nearby Berkshire, i can confirm that it is indeed too middle class for even us.

[@gigaatom]

It is no longer as middle class as people think there’s been 3 stabbings a few roads away and my mate got beat up with a baseball bat

[@Hedsh2]

not dead

[@XpoZedBeatz]

"They're hot for James May right now!"

[@Jaxymann]

+BounceZoneHQ Who *isn't* hot for James May?

[@Krysstophe]

+5Oblivion Your profile picture goes incredibly well with that comment

[@Jaxymann]

*eyebrows raise and lower down repeatedly*

[@Canadian_Power]

XpoZedBeatz ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@eclipsefox31show52]

XpoZedBeatz XD that made me laugh so much

[@LeDustin]

Hammond: So they both missed the car, first obstacle. No problem. Crashes into car

[@ttcshop-774]

M

[@LandonJines]

Dustin Le well he certainly didn’t miss it

[@themicrowavedev]

“Oh what a pillock!”

[@QF_Dan72]

does that mean he's not coming on then?

[@thefancydoge8668]

"Dead"

[@mini_is_gone]

I love how in Jeremy’s bit with the firefighter, you can see Richard doing his part for his hood.

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah, I like how they both turn in confusion when Hammond slams the hood down

[@dr.bright6272]

And May still polishing that scratch while turning over the cloth frequently

[@fancyhat6505]

​@@dr.bright6272got to turn it frequently. That's the important part

[@zaidperez4900]

Nothing turns a 17 year old girl on more than a well executed handbrake turn.😂

[@ttr_coco]

it's true I got a girl so wet in college, I nearly ran her over

[@CiberS360]

LOL!

[@tobster0902]

Yeah

[@DM-mw2mq]

Zaid Perez ggj

[@artemnoelgames]

Zaid Perez I have to remember this XDXD

[@Tallestdwarf]

You could never say "turns a 17 year old girl on" in America on the tele. I love you BBC

[@gordonremsey8055]

Hard to say love to the BBC after they ended Top Gear even if Jeremy supposedly punched the producer BBC have now ruined everything.

[@sabre447]

Well, in britain the age of consent is 16, do it is completely normal.

[@is64611]

Same with most states in the US. But soccer moms here would flip out if something like this aired in the US.

[@hulavaultboy5935]

+Ian Sterner It has... On BBC America. Not a peep out of em' fortunately.

[@artemnoelgames]

Taylor Holder I guess the U.S government is to overprotective over these things, in Europe it's more chill, imagine a sauna where everyone goes naked together u can use towels if u want, like they do in Germany or Austria, US too closed up about this

[@TheLobsterCopter5000]

why didn't you include the part where they tried to sneak their car into the driveway without being heard? That was the best part!

[@turtond13]

True true it was plus he Carnt of died cas in the next one his there how can he be dead it's not pos

[@TheAdaaamski]

I agree with JK. Didn't seem to be any life there.

[@captainsavemall7410]

Because they're still trying to sell TG episodes here on YT. They don't wanna give away the whole episode, because then you wouldn't have to buy it.

[@williamdavis7299]

Deborah Turton r/wooosh

[@KilosFoxo]

@@turtond13 richard hammond is actually a robot after this episode

[@danthefryingpan963]

"They both missed the car, the first obsticle, i wont.." * Crashes * "Oh what a pillock." * Opens door * "dead"

[@brentsnocomgaming7813]

I mean, he didn't miss it

[@Smartzenegger]

@@brentsnocomgaming7813 Hit or miss? kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYaTmmuYe6xjnrs

[@Miichal-fs6jr]

And now lets get to the studio

[@huntleysheep4787]

omg you did it

[@theholynut7313]

Anyway

[@SturmWurm]

6:08 thats the same techno song they always use to piss james off

[@ObristPlayep]

+Major Lag whats it

[@pkilly126]

kills me every time

[@DrunkEphant13]

+Major Lag this is the same challenge. i think

[@gordonremsey8055]

Lol yeah xD xD XD

[@joshduhaime636]

lolzz

[@Alienasa1]

''Oh what a pillock'' - James May

[@platinumfalcon798]

Bas L my favourite James May quote

[@politeink5342]

1:19 Jeremy trying to fix his side mirror with a hammer is the most Clarkson thing you will ever see

[@Homer-je1pz]

ape with hammer

[@lordbluebaron2270]

That’s a side mirror

[@artyg3011]

1:57 If you listen really closely, you can hear even the cameraman laughing at Richards failure.

[@Northerner_Transport_Hub]

I did hear it a little bit good spot

[@nicolashenriques3598]

4:50 Clarkson: "He just can't do it, and he's got no penis because it came off once" xD

[@davidmitchell3345]

I think you mean 4:54 so measure time better please you should be 8 or over to write a comment SO MEASURE TIME CORRECTLY AND SPELL CORRECTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@techpower1000]

+David Mitchell Shut up

[@Bru946]

Richard- "But in fact"

[@zyill]

The funny thing is even in saying that you have failed to notice the optimal time stamp is 4:53

[@chlorophyll6154]

Aahh the blonde

[@duck74UK]

The male mating call is a well executed powerslide. Everyone knows that

[@therealdemen247]

***** Who invited Terry Crews?

[@kbtdadap]

when looking for man love , it is. you back door bandit!!

[@justinvaughn2277]

I rlly wanted one of the teens to say "ok boomer" to clarkson

[@coyotem3a1]

Nowadays it is the amount of noise it makes, as noise = Horsepower

[@justinvaughn2277]

@cristi dules ok boomer

[@KaleWB]

4:54 “it came off once”

[@DrOlds88]

The golden years of Top Gear. We never knew how good we had it.

[@TomasWille]

Who noticed that point at 1:55 overlapse with 2:20? Lol they were filming that on the exact same moment.

[@shroomzed2947]

You can ever hear Hammond talking in the background XD

[@angel.c6350]

And can also see a Cameraman.

[@Taylor___]

Good spot!!!

[@BobAndGlueSticks]

Tbf the voice over did say " meanwhile"

[@sirporkchop2002]

how many times now have the topgear cast died?

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

Richard died twice, Jeremy four times and James about twelve.

[@buttonmash1572]

@@TheSmart-CasualGamer I wish someone could make a compilation of that

[@md.zimamahmed9584]

@@buttonmash1572 there is a youtuber called niksv he dies compilations might want to check it

[@Uberdude6666]

"After nearly two hours of hard work..." "It's very important to turn the cloth frequently."

[@lukedabford1825]

juiuffophiguo We made absolutely no difference.

[@frankcastle9691]

Everything these 3 do is just pure gold.

[@Area-5l]

These girls deserved an Emmy for this performance

[@owen-rm7gx]

things to say when your colleague crashed onto a car and died: "oh what a pillock"

[@ivanbima5877]

Anyway, there's a new Project briefing for next week

[@kayper54]

This is still one of the funniest episodes we've ever seen. A friend of ours laughed so hard he gave himself a migraine.

[@RandomShinigami7]

All the years later "They're hot for James May right now!" still doesn't fail to make me laugh.

[@guestc142]

Scotland forever.

[@adityachristopher2011]

2:48 "It's very important to turn the cloth frequently" 😂😂

[@trainingforlife_yt]

--- RICHARD HAMMOND DIES AFTER CRASHING HIS CAR --- Clarkson - "Anyway, ahh" May - "Back to the Studio" Clarkson - "THAT'S MY LINE"

[@brightivan]

love the sight of James May slowing down before crashing into any objects

[@cal2522]

"They're hot for James May right now"

[@chompchompnomnom4256]

Ahh the comfort of proper Top Gear, not the new bullshit

[@Bob-sf9ht]

ikr

[@Sam-no8tt]

ikr as well

[@gabedahdawglmao7056]

Yeah ikr

[@divcrfc]

top gear is nothing without those 3

[@taivaskala]

divcrfc Ikr

[@d.h.2145]

Have you notice in the majority of challenges Hammond comes up.. short?

[@kylenetherwood8734]

Good one

[@jake2.035]

He looks up to Jeremy

[@kudos4201]

Che seinfield theme

[@jamespowell2592]

Ha ha ha get it Clarksons is 6'5

[@JEMurl]

ZING!

[@LeDustin]

Disclaimer: No Richard Hammonds were harmed in any way during the episode.

[@LandonJines]

Dustin Le there’s more than one?

[@rufusphilip4775]

@@LandonJines Fun fact: Richard Hammond's regenerate after every crash. It's a perplexing phenomenon!

[@JetFalcon710]

@@rufusphilip4775 Huh, interesting. I could have sworn it was just one guy with 999 lives

[@patrickbateman6682]

Well that's because he was killed immediately

[@benediktwindisch2778]

"That was strangely satisfying" *drives through bicycles* xD

[@DanDart]

You keep killing presenters. How about some producers for once?

[@Sir_Foxie_The_Valiant]

its ok they have more hammonds, mays and clarksons in the props deparment

[@c0m4ndo45]

I wish they had killed the producer who fired him before it was too late

[@Viciouster]

The former Top Gear producer is working with them doing "The Grand Tour" :)

[@lewisbell4016]

Hahahahaha good point lol, some still choose to cut, I guess if your a true corner cutter nothing will stop you!!!!!

[@jpdst29]

Or sound editors.

[@soundseeker63]

Hyudai coupe front end - totally destroyed... VW passat back end - small dent on bumper. :-D

[@ironduke7423]

VW is German

[@grizzlythug1235]

+Iron Duke BTW BMW is German Too, (I Think)

[@fpstina]

+Iron Duke or Mexican depending on the year/model...

[@chillkootmarkowee8738]

+Tobias Simonmeyer You should have seen Top Gear USA where a 1969 Lincoln Continental hit the back of Mercedes Benz and it crushed it like a beer can. The Lincoln looked as if there were no damage at all. American build quality the toughest and the best.

[@soundseeker63]

Eagle Ho Obviously never heard of the Ford Explorer or Chrysler Voyager....

[@Tard1s2]

7:23 I almost pissed my self laughing

[@unholypug1356]

ApexApocalypse are you a girl or boy?

[@Tard1s2]

unholypug 13 I'm a dude why?

[@unholypug1356]

:")

[@Tard1s2]

unholypug 13 :)

[@the_baker7606]

Oh what a pillock

[@ndhammer]

When Clarkson runs over the bicycles and says: "That was strangely satisfying." I thought to myself: "That does look strangely satisfying..."

[@mantabond]

Hahaha. A collective hate of cyclists, no?

[@fredsmith9714]

From 215 to 2:25 ish you can see the Hammond filming the scene just before where he slams the wood blocks

[@metalf1metallevels20]

I just relized that!

[@haithamyassen9715]

The way he said “Dead” all out of breath!! I laughed for like 5 min 😂😂

[@taz7264]

Always love how the Volvo ploughed through everything without bothering it. This is why I own one just like it

[@doctorminigun]

7:09 the song is called atlas by battles in case anyone was wondering

[@thedarkwhisper2206]

What is the song when Jeremy did the handbrake turn?

[@mindlesslemons5599]

That flirting is on point

[@3dgar7eandro]

4:49 she was actually very impressed for James May drifting extraordinary habilites 😅😂😂😂

[@salolooo]

2:14 That was Hammond's bonnet scene in case anyone was wondering.

[@liam8664]

2:37 one of my favourite lines ever said by anyone

[@ajstevens1652]

Lol "There are no fires in Surrey, it's too middle class." XD

[@MrSupercar55]

One does not simply cock up a handbrake turn. 1: Start off at 30 mph in 1st gear. 2: Turn your steering wheel half a turn. As you do so, pull on the handbrake and dip the clutch. When applying the handbrake, be sure to hold the button as so to allow quick releasing and quick pulling away. 3: Release the handbrake and what you do next is your choice. Nothing, accelerate out of it or reverse out of it.

[@MrSupercar55]

***** What kind of rims does he have? Paper wheels?

[@Corkoth55]

+MrSupercar55 dacia sandero

[@keenanbartlome8153]

I don't think my car can do 30 in first. Unless your talking about kph, then, yes it can

[@jonnie2bad]

no you gotta dismantle that stupid button altogether mate

[@mohammedtlas203]

Instructions not clear for now stuck in exhaust pipe

[@jadenkhor3523]

"Oh what a pillock" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA couldn't stop laughing at that reaction.

[@rndka_]

6:35 the music, the scene, the chaos... its perfect.

[@belal1]

7:37 "..dead." LMAO!

[@matchboxcody]

I love that we get two different angles of Hammond smashing the hood with the wooden block

[@seijisuzuki4197]

7:27 James May : "Oh, What a Pillock."

[@rafagonzaga5738]

5:29 “ that was strangely satisfying “

[@flaafeon]

Those girls don't know how lucky they are - I would give anything to meet these guys hahah!

[@peter_s]

Don't worry, They act just that they are bored it's all part of the program concept ^^.

[@s4n714g000]

6:05 I couldn't breath for like 10 seconds from here, these guys are hilarious.

[@9Diet5Pepsi]

I love how it is nearly impossible to get wheelspin with the 940,unless you rev up and then let go of the clutch, which would probably break something, but with my parent's V70 it's extremely easy( even in 3rd). I tried to make a number 11 with that car, didn't work but it was quite a cool thing to do :).

[@alexanderhill5206]

Nobody: James: "The psychopath with the forklift" lol

[@DanielMothers]

My older brother rolled our dad's Volvo 740 a few years ago when he was 17 so I relate to this episode on unmeasurable levels

[@lucy8196]

As a 17 year old who just sent off their application for a provisional license today and has spent the last 5 or so years saving for a Lada and emotionally building myself up for driving, this gave me an unimaginable amount of anxiety and now I'm basically anticipating writing off my car in the first two months and my expectations for myself have dropped dramatically

[@tesstickle7267]

Why a lada? Genuinely interested why lol

[@veepeen2045]

dude, don't worry, it's a lada. It's the Nokia of cars.

[@DrSmugface]

@@veepeen2045 yeh overrated and shit and will break down in the first 4 months ?

[@anemoia2661]

Ok, a year on since I assume you got onto the roads and we are obviously all wondering the same thing... have you died yet?

[@bit_ronic]

@@anemoia2661 he drove off the everest and died, may he rest in piece, the only thing that remains of him is his lada, which is in perfect confition.

[@RK-oo4hc]

“Nothing turns on a teenage girl more than a well executed handbrake turn” Jesus Jeremy your a grown man 😂

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

It's insane how Hammond has a habit of spectacular crashes, only to behave like nothing happened after.

[@GalacticMarine999]

This has been one of the funniest videos I've seen in quite awhile. The folks at top gear were completely right about the likeness to a peacock compared to a boy with a handbrake. I'm 17 and that's what me and my friends do. Whenever a girl walks by, we're always sure to start up our cars and rev them just a little. My friend set off a car alarm today doing that :)

[@zenjon7892]

This is so much better than the American version...an American wrote this.

[@petercappucci781]

You're not the first and you definitely won't be the last, so don't feel too special

[@zenjon7892]

Peter Cappucci Never do...just stating the truth.

[@Hoosier19912]

Zen Jon

[@jonnie2bad]

thats show was trash

[@E39Passion]

7:25 Made in Germany vs. Made in Korea - see the difference. :D

[@lukasdakami5836]

4TaktRollerNeinDanke lol stfu

[@TheSRBgamer63]

***** At this point yes,but there is cars who would destroy golf and remain pretty much ok,with just scratch on paint :P

[@E39Passion]

***** The Passat 3B and the Hyundai are almost the same age...

[@E39Passion]

I have written "3B", not "B3". This is the internal Type code for this car here in Germany. So that Type was made from 1996-2000 and it is the first version. Clearly visible, it has unpainted impact stripes on the bumpers, so it is a Passat 3B Trendline or a Comfortline. On the Highline Edition these stripes were painted in the same colour as the whole car. It might be called B5, but in germany no one is using that name. The next generation made from 2000-2005 was called Passat 3BG or also B5GP. The 3BG has other rear lights with 2 white spots in it, one for the turning indicator and one for the reverse light. The older 3B (as seen in the video) only has one white spot in the rear lights for the reverse light. I know this for sure, because my father had both of these cars. First a 3B and later also a 3BG. So, these cars are almost the same age. And the Hyundai was rolled over, correct. But it had no impact on the front, just the hood got damaged. So there was no relevant impact from the front that could have weakened the structure of the front

[@E39Passion]

No. All Passats after 2000 have these rear lights... data.motor-talk.de/data/galleries/0/159/7732/24093678/jd52a-f5a062f9f851dbce5c4da4d3bdbd80d9-resize-7027519768964610104.jpg

[@yung_lemon6314]

“Is he alright?” “Dead” “Alright, back to the studio then”

[@JavelinAngel1295]

You alright?............*closes door* dead.

[@leandrooliveira3070]

Ahh... Anyway!

[@sex_therapist]

back to the studio

[@JetFalcon710]

@@sex_therapist "That's my line!"

[@haymantaylor7583]

The first song playing in James Mays car is Scott Brown - Commence. When James is doing his handbrake turn, the song is Don't Stop - Dougal & Gammer.

[@ベロニカ-u1s]

thank you

[@qwertgfdsaful]

It's hilarious how Jezza and Hamster totally screwed up James' lap with the loud music and then moving that car lol

[@Khorne_of_the_Hill]

A friend of mine once fixed a his car after he got rear ended using nothing but a bit of wood and a scissor jack He was a mechanical savant though

[@Daschla]

1:55 Killed me!

[@charliefardoe8455]

total idot

[@b_whitesell]

Same thing with 2:25

[@emgarage9534]

hammond is a ricer with the bodykit

[@Blaze2026_]

illuminati confirmed.

[@kaijoost4368]

true

[@johntollis4927]

Speaking of Hammond, he's starting a new show in a couple of days.

[@amog849]

Ricer Richard

[@12KTOYOTA]

Yup

[@wesb9546]

"that was strangely satisfying" lol

[@sicsempertyrannis688]

the 17 year olds in this are 28 now

[@klauspudding1242]

31 now 😭

[@connfyoozed]

I like how, while Richard and James are watching and commenting on Jeremy's run through the course, both of them keep backing up for no apparent reason, as if they are subliminally worried Jeremy will run them over even though he is nowhere near them.

[@southendparaquest]

'I've got a motorbike'. That's my line!

[@MrWolfSnack]

Did anyone else notice the MOPAR in the video URL? lmao

[@raikkappa23]

yeah lol

[@mbh3929]

4:35 killed me

[@samoliver3242]

"I've got a motorbike." "That's nice.....🙄"

[@Yasufumiyo]

7:01 *loud techno music playing on background* James May: *MANLY SCREAM* -Crashes on both car

[@robbielawsonguitar6446]

"nothing turns on a 17 year old girl more than a well executed handbrake turn"

[@joshualaw375]

weerob1jnr FACTS

[@absurdanemone104]

Hamond was the best teenager

[@dekelyosifon]

Something about James May screaming "YEAHHH" while horrific bass noise fills the car and then immediately cutting to him crashing is so funny to me

[@CeeKayz0rz]

"As you are seventeen, it is certain that in the near future, you will roll your car...." I'm 30 and haven't rolled a car yet.... Though, I've come close a few times... :P

[@ejohmarcon5181]

Destroying the volvo?!?!?! Destroying the road you mean!!!!!! ;D

[@-Wraith]

“Dead.” “Really?” “Yeah...*inhale*... yeah.”

[@Sharpshooter9904]

"are you alright?... DEAD"

[@Zohan_-nc5is]

"That was strangely satisfying" soo true

[@DascCrescent]

I would definitely choose the volvo

[@DascCrescent]

***** Have her, I'll take Hammond.

[@Sergiosooks]

+HRcro 9616 Me too

[@zachmikko3249]

At the end "dead. Really? Yes. Well back to the studio."

[@nickc.8814]

That's my line!

[@myusdmcavalier]

"God im a horse im a AH AH AHHH" Dont let clarkson near broken glass lmao

[@colechapman6976]

That Volvo wagon was probably 17-year-old James May's dream car.

[@liam8664]

This might be my favourite challenge they ever did it’s hilarious

[@keeganforde2012]

6:23 😂 gets me everytime oh mum I’ve just been to the post office they got a new stamp out.

[@RohanSingh-lh6yb]

"They're hot for james may right now" hilarious 🤣😂

[@muhammedkoya7614]

4:12 we have the handbrake... Its our equivalent 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

[@RockNRoll21000]

This is probably my favorite top gear challenge of all time

[@emilianocruz11]

the shout of clarkson hahahah 1:28

[@send2yam]

7:18 this song is called Atlas and its by Battles if anyone was wondering