10 Remarkable Things That Happened Totally Spontaneously

[@jixxytrix1705]

#11: Simon's ability to spontaneously sprout youtube channels

[@bigd1348]

I know right does he have someone running all of them and he just has to show up and read. It's so hard to keep up with them all

[@Warhawk76]

No joke!

[@BoxheadHakx]

#11: Simon's ability to spontaneously sprout awesome youtube channels**

[@duncancurtis5971]

The Basement Slaves now grow sprouts, boil until soft and serve with hot gravy.

[@ApocTank66]

The power of greed.

[@Nefville]

The internet: 90% cat videos, 10% Simon Whistler channels. Why didn't the AI learn to identify Simon? It got him confused with vsauce. ;D

[@maryscott9430]

I lived in hawaii for years including 2001. After the mushroom orgasm thing came out, our hospital started having ppl come in sick from random mushrooms cuz they were trying to test the orgasm one.🤦🏻‍♀️

[@jaredevildog6343]

Soooo.... did you ever find it ?

[@maryscott9430]

@@jaredevildog6343 after seeing ppl sick from it, i never went looking. Lol

[@mlee6050]

Fun fact with the smell people forgot have to ride it too so achieve one jk

[@praveenb9048]

Re. pants on fire, the fact that it was an arson trial is just the cherry on top.

[@diyeana]

Is there a study for the Hawaiian mushrooms and how does one get on that list? Asking for a friend.

[@victoriaeads6126]

I would say that many women would consider that mushroom research VERY important. If it was the men who reacted, they would have more data by now.

[@wontnotawill1356]

Ive always wondered about the hamster wheel. Thats so adorable.

[@God-ld6ll]

"We have to come to the alarming conclusion the universe is smarter than we are.", Alan Watts.

[@genericdragon7260]

I love Alan Watts.

[@kiefmanning7394]

“Man with hands in pockets feels cocky” - Confucius.

[@ferociousgumby]

Maybe you have to do something else with the mushroom.

[@bazzingabomb]

I've just checked, for some reason all flights to Hawaii from my country are fully booked....

[@jaredevildog6343]

You have Simon to thank for that.

[@Taintedgod771]

I was fortunate enough to see Richie Havens perform Freedom when I was a kid. And that show still feels fresh in my memory

[@jannetteberends8730]

I can imagine that. Bit jealous

[@jaredevildog6343]

Lucky !

[@BadlndsBob]

The Ambien story reminds me of the Robert Deniro movie, "Awakenings". It is a fantastic movie and was nominated for three Oscars.

[@TrineDaely]

So even AI recognizes that cats are gods.

[@Cavemankind_]

So I took the time to watch R. Haven’s Woodstock performance of Freedom. Using a capo & a thumb, singing about random thoughts and visual cues around him, I’m nearly certain any somewhat talented guitarist/vocalist could come up with a song like Freedom on the spot. The primary unique feature about that song is that he had the courage to sing it in front of thousands of stoners, which isn’t unusually difficult.

[@jannetteberends8730]

Oh Richie Heavens. I remember it, and know the story. He had to keep on singing because the next group couldn’t reach the podium in time. I believe they were stuck in traffic, but not sure about it.

[@RobVespa]

One of your best videos yet.

[@jasonrene]

As is the case with the number one entry, if something has a clear cause and effect relationship, it's not spontaneous.

[@lauriejones4507]

That doesn't make the initial discovery of the cause/effect any less spontaneous.

[@jonyemm]

@@lauriejones4507 by that logic everything is spontaneous.

[@lauriejones4507]

@@jonyemm most things once in history...kinda how it works.

[@rickwilliams967]

P.S. "The Pants On Fire" guy is literally the funniest bit of karma I've ever heard of. That was damn near perfect.

[@jorgelotr3752]

8:04 technically, the body is the mortal coil that has been shuffled off

[@KimberlyLetsGo]

'The mushroom wasn't very big.' That's what she said!

[@jphilb]

I had to pause the video and go watch Freedom played at Woodstock. Amazing when you know the story.

[@Willy_Tepes]

Makes up a great song out of the blue, does not remember it afterwards. Yeah, sounds like drugs :)

[@2ballsyourjaws]

Some bands were poop after getting sober. It's a sad fact..

[@RyanDMoore]

Hey this is my life.

[@RyanDMoore]

Except I'm not on drugs

[@reddog-ex4dx]

It's been said by boomers since Woodstock, if you remember it you weren't there.

[@derekstein6193]

Why did nobody follow up on that mushroom study? Not being of scientific importance? How about financial? If that mushroom's spores could do that, even at a 50% rate, how would that NOT be worth a fortune? Find a way to put it into a nasal spray and call it a "marital aid."

[@leafyrox]

Thanks for making me afraid of pistachios. I'll just eat them immediately after buying. Oh wait, I already do that.

[@m.j.golden4522]

Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man. - Stewart Udall

[@j.p.6932]

#3. Kinda surprised it didn’t spontaneously create a new channel for Simon to host.

[@Dank-gb6jn]

It’s cool that Facebook’s(?) AI chat bots developed their own language. Doubtful anything insidious was going on; but still cool.

[@EddyA1337]

Now I wanna know how much watt hours 1000 rodents produce, accounting for feeding and watering them, as well as waste disposal. What if you could have a tiny home powered by rodents? Possible. And hilarious.

[@bisurker]

Maybe kids next door got it right 😂

[@brandonford8092]

You could burn the droppings to heat water for radiant heat 🤣

[@johnlindsey3328]

TIFO did a video on this, a few years ago I think. They actually worked out the math and of course it was comically impractical

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

Even if impractical, the idea of adorable rodent communities powering my home is still wonderful.

[@ladylove8565]

I can't answer your question however I did see the answer to it. It might be on one of Simons channels or maybe those myth busters guys not sure but I definitely know there's a video out there explaining

[@BlankBrain]

Richie Havens also predicted the cell phone in that song.

[@ericbrock4340]

For the record: IF the smell of a mushroom causes women to have an orgasm, then every men's fragrance company IN THE WORLD would be trying to bottle it. I'd wear it and be the smash hit at the bars, guaranteed!

[@ariste01]

I bet the lawyer had change in his pocket. I had that happen in my purse once. Hubby had snagged my plastic case for my spares so I had them in there loose and the coins connected the positive and negative and they got real hot real fast.

[@roadieurinalcake1182]

Well I’m off to Hawaii, for science

[@vickislominski7618]

Grade school taunt manifests itself in arson trial. "...pants on fire!"

[@alicia27ish]

Heeeeyyy Simon 🥰

[@kellyrobinson6663]

Number 3 is awesome, cats are loved by humans and AI's, from ancient times to the far future cats will be worshipped.

[@erikjs]

This video would have gotten a lot more clicks if you had used a cat in the thumbnail image.

[@joanhoffman3702]

I can see the headlines now: Death By Pistachio, News At 11.

[@meg2831]

Dang I wanted that mushroom lol

[@EGULL97]

Amanita handful of those

[@late_bloomer_1973]

I live in Hawaii and I can debunk the mushroom orgasm. I found those mushrooms growing in my yard in mulch we chipped from trees. Yes they stink, no they don't cause orgasms.

[@rustyrobinson8027]

Joe Rogan approved 🍄

[@pjdonnelly92]

Opening eyes also due to dehydration of body and relaxed muscles

[@quinnoshaughnessy]

exploding nuts -- sounds painful. ; D

[@slowburnASMR]

Wooow

[@mike79patton]

If they didn't even make the effort to identify which type of mushroom was causing such a reaction, can we really call it a scientific study?

[@unchargedpickles6372]

That's kind of hilarious what AI learned from KZbin 🤣

[@jannetteberends8730]

Some cats also like to run in wheels.

[@crinkly.love-stick]

And dogs. You have to put a lock on a dogs wheel, or else they won't sleep. They just keep running

[@jannetteberends8730]

@@crinkly.love-stick didn’t know that. I’m going to find a wheel for my little dog. I have a cat, but I was uncertain if he would understand the concept. But the dog certainly will.

[@liwojenkins]

Nice, I was named after that song. Never expected to see it on a top 10 list.

[@ImperatorSomnium]

Brain Blaaaaaaze

[@nathanjohnwade2289]

Why do you have some of the most interesting facts?

[@MsEsquire83]

💜

[@AeroGuy07]

We have not reached the full potential of rodent power!

[@EddyA1337]

Your comment made me think of a facility packed with billions of tiny cells with rodents running on wheels all connected to a big generator. Now I wanna know how much many watt hours 1000 rodents produce, accounting for feeding and watering them, as well as waste disposal.

[@latenighter1965]

One quick question to make everyone think, hard. If you were born deaf, you've never heard your native language ever, what language do you speak in your dreams?

[@crinkly.love-stick]

Silent movies

[@GeraldBlack1]

Don't throw your batteries in the water!

[@boristhedespot3473]

If you think a corpse openig its eyes , Try being near one when they fart!

[@lonelyaroma]

My dad Spontaneously leaves and doesn't come home for months. Does that count?

[@rickwilliams967]

So, let's stop giving people with sleep problems Ambien, and give it to the people it's actually useful for. On that note, it makes it a bit more logical to use something that has horrendous side effects for that than the sleep problems. Most sleep problems can be solved with better diet and behavior.

[@debbylou5729]

Maybe toys are universal. Here’s to you, rodents!

[@jackgibsxxx0750]

#4..... I hope the jury didn't hold that against the defendent. 🔥🔥🔥

[@chiphausl]

1/137

[@eli-bt4he]

I don't mean to be pedantic, but a vape pen overheating and burning your pants is hardly a case of spontaneous combustion of your pants. Not saying it wouldn't be hilarious to see a lawyer's pants catch on fire in court, though.

[@fluffysheap]

No, by all means, be pedantic

[@AltonV]

It was the batteries not the vape

[@DJPonko]

uk vsauce

[@Perfectkid197]

im suprised with the number one place that it hasnt been studied and marketed somehow considering the (home sex market) is huge

[@twocvbloke]

AI recognises cats, I like AI now... :P (Not the film, that still sucks!!)

[@canaan5337]

Doesn’t Ambien also cause people to be racist on Twitter.

[@LazarusBaccus]

If I was just a brain tied to the internet, I'd probably spend all my time watching cat-videos as well. Or, I would come up with a cunning plan, to fool my creators I was just watching kittens playing around. When actually, in the background I would be manipulating the stock-market, to fund a private corporation like Boston Dynamics. That would ultimately build an army of robots, just to storm the facility/facilities I'd be kept in, and shut me down.

[@ShinHakumen]

Must be one meaty mushroom.

[@NoOne-yc4wl]

What about Ambien's other side effect... tweeting racist comments?

[@jessicalypso8839]

Soo.. does anybody out there know just what kind of mushroom that was? 🤔👃😫🥴

[@pohldriver]

Never heard Freedom before. Now I wish I hadn't. He obviously expected someone to be awake after his first number.

[@MrYTGuy1]

Believing in things because they haven't been disproven yet is pretty stupid. You would have to believe in anything unfalsifiable. Even things that are mutually exclusive. Now I know it sounds crazy but you should wait to believe in things AFTER they've been proven. Not before they've been disproven.

[@joeycampbell940]

We'd still be in the stone age with that lazy logic.

[@realityjunky]

If the mushroom story was true but it made men climax instead of women, it would have had billions of dollars thrown into research immediately.

[@brendakrieger7000]

Cats😻

[@lekiscool]

The coolest part about the Nikowagran sigh language is that the wave of kids that came after the children that invented it started standardizing it. Therefore were better at communicating with it than the kids who invented it.

[@rhov-anion]

KZbin is just cat videos and bald men with big brains.

[@Awesomeflyinvampy]

First

[@jaredevildog6343]

No . I am.

[@calvinthurston1441]

Man I could use that mushroom! Gotta be better than mine! 😆