Tosh.0 - Web Redemption - Football-to-the-Face Girl

[@grimmSOL]

"Other than going to Auburn, what other bad decisions have you made?" "Coming in this show." That trade off was hilarious. XD

[@josephr.2170]

Yeah, too bad it's scripted

[@MusicalSavior23]

@Joe Mendez that wasn't

[@TheTrueNarthumpulous]

"Concussions: You're probably fine." Lmao

[@stephanieann6622]

Narthumpulous I mean it's true though, a concussion is really head pain after an hit to the head. If I flick you in the head and it continues to hurt it would be diagnosed as a concussion. But the more severe ones like the one I ended up having are the ones to worry about, I ended up with a brain bleed and amnesia. Although even if it's just a headache you still should get it checked out because that's all mine was too was a migraine and thankfully the bleeding stopped on its own. My skull is still indented though pretty fucking cool lol.

[@beaulaplume]

@@stephanieann6622 😑👏

[@Fixing_the_system]

"you think it's society keeping women out of the NFL" lol

[@themadclown4077]

Or you know the complete difference in how a male and female body is.

[@georgehornsby6882]

@@themadclown4077 yes that is the joke

[@Tzgrey77]

"Who would say something like that? I would, cause it would be a deal breaker." Haha love how brutally honest Daniel Tosh is 😅

[@ddd6180]

Daniel Tosh's hatred for the jets and love for the dolphins makes me eternally happy

[@Cevanfx]

Jake Lazer well he is from Miami

[@SorryBrokencyde]

Cevanfx no he's not, he's from Germany, and raised in Florida

[@AsG_4_]

Jake Lazer good luck selling that town house in Buffalo RREX 😂😂😂

[@igotit1sec966]

Sound like a loser lol

[@brianpeppers8236]

Cevanfx he grew up in Titusville Fl

[@cgme7076]

“Nothing like making sure your food gets a little colder” 😂😂😂 Best burn, I’ve ever heard, for praying before meals.

[@sammanning6178]

That's what goes through my mind 😂

[@njp02]

When he ran beside her on her 40 yard dash casually 😭

[@rickyt5179]

That clip with the girl punting 😂😂😂😭😵

[@TurboBoostin312]

4:28

[@CannabisMaximus02]

It’d make for a good punt steal

[@bmarkrundle]

She wasn't punting; that was a place kick. 😒

[@Rick_Sanchez_C137_]

Ricky T Almost as funny as gosh being at the start to time her sprint, then running past her and being at the end to stop the stopwatch when she got to the end.

[@joelbaker2785]

That's not a punt jackass

[@nacirema2710]

"She's also the first athlete to ever ace the Wonderlic." lol

[@Engelfinger]

Ryan Fitzpatrick from Harvard did. But he’s a jet

[@SpentSolid1]

The guy in the back with the football was cracking up the whole time

[@hectormontemayor978]

Aaron 1 I was tryna see if someone caught it😂

[@dank2459]

"Dropped passes never stopped Ted Ginn Jr from getting paid" as a panthers fan I'm laughing my ass off

[@CSpad]

Lol. Yeah, but he's saying it from a Dolphins fans perspective.. i can relate. Lol

[@Graymeechtrius]

As a panthers fan... thank you for the ted ginn joke

[@kumar01234]

Cam Kuechly Who cares it's the taints problems now

[@davidjohnson156]

kumar01234 and just had a great season for us and needed yours #who dat P.S. there was an invisible man that pushed Williams out of the way. There is no other explaination NO OTHER I TELL YA!

[@RobinsM]

She is pretty cute tho

[@ericadams214]

She's adorable

[@Freakazoid12345]

Asian butt though.

[@johnboyjr21]

@shakhir r I actually really like her voice idk

[@DonEnzone]

Really cute.

[@GuyFromTheSouth]

And she takes balls to the face well

[@gmonroy852]

"Not my commissioner!" "I'm going to key your car!"

[@yeabro4038]

"concussions, you're probably fine" 🤣🤣

[@johnwilliams7099]

Nice 80’s phone grab with sweaty palms. Nailed it!

[@JcGrubbsFilms]

"I'm from Chicago, outside Chicago" - Every person from Evanston, Glencoe, Winnetka

[@Deep_Dish]

JcGrubbsFilms, holla from Brookfield!!

[@TWOxTONE_773]

JcGrubbsFilms hello from Logan Square

[@jjondack4032]

Merrillville

[@surreptitiouswritings]

@@TWOxTONE_773 Logan is at least in the city. The rest are the burbs

[@alexfamie5255]

Algen, st.charles,schamburg..

[@rythaguy1893]

Absolutely dead at him giving her the side eye when passing her in the 40😂😂

[@brice1217]

Still the best auburn receiver out there

[@joshuahand407]

Erik Brice Ledford we caught a few this year

[@ATFPredator]

Bwahahahahahaha

[@imhatchmantoo]

What do you do at Auburn? I could hear her thoughts say "drugs, no, don't say that" "drinking, nope" "sex parties, nope" ..... "mudding??" Hahah

[@TheSatan222]

Definitely, unfortunately I work in that city and there isnt anything else to do.

[@613lcd]

"Not draftable but bangable.....lol 😄😅🤣

[@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733]

She never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@skierskater1000]

Small hands, that was her problem

[@oscarf9395]

Sopranos?

[@coreyfrasnelly7364]

Oscar F definitely sopranos lol

[@TheSands83]

Those guys from auburn were 7ft tall some of them

[@travj4450]

Haha

[@michaelwilliamson7590]

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia " comes to mind.

[@emilycress2895]

aww he was flirting so hard 😂❤

[@brad7566]

"Not my commissioner" lol

[@smoothpotato957]

“You can take a hit” ....... as I watch her fall on the ground and cry 💀

[@michaelgallagher6110]

The smile on his face as he passes her 😂😂😂😂

[@jtek2259]

She looks like a southern Danerys Targaryen

[@DonEnzone]

KHALEEEEEEEEESSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@TheBattProductions]

She's from Chicago

[@jtek2259]

TheBattProductions I said she sounds like

[@TheBattProductions]

@@jtek2259 Read what you wrote in the OP

[@jtek2259]

TheBattProductions you’re right, I am op

[@fattony123082]

I keep replaying the part where he’s timing her 40 yard dash and he out runs her even though she had such a giant gap. Lmao.

[@MrNick-]

5:17 Tosh missed a joke, he could’ve said “that’s why you didn’t catch the ball”

[@helpabrothawithasubisaiah5316]

She caught it though, with her face

[@xmagic2323]

I love tosh as an actor

[@joshuaward692]

She is actually a pretty cool and down to earth girl. She can take a hit and a joke.

[@johnboykin3128]

I love a woman who excitedly takes balls to the face and screams about it

[@sleepybowakunga6907]

bro I wish I could talk to someone like that, hes sooo smooth

[@nedisahonkey]

Can't believe NO ONE laughed at that Ted Ginn joke.

[@phillipclements282]

I love her personality

[@anirose6807]

All these people making blonde jokes or south jokes, but she was actually pretty well spoken in this and knew how to take being the butt of the joke, so probs to her!

[@stllbreathnbut_y1844]

Ani Rose she did think that society is the reason women aren't in the NFL though...

[@coledavlan1711]

Well she’s from Chicago, not the south.

[@kentoncarter1103]

Wow you think she knew how to take a joke she seemed really spaced out like she just smoked a ton of weed.

[@w.d.asencios4997]

Most of the things he said on the first minute is so spot on.

[@jonlandry3751]

"JV Chargers team" hilarious!!

[@snack4458]

I love that tosh shows that the people in the video are actually fine people and we are the idiots for having all these questions.

[@DemitriBrownComedy]

The Rams comment hurt for a second, then he called the Chargers JV and I was okay. But I wanna say they both made the playoffs that year or the next year.

[@futbolusa]

She dished it out pretty good. Props.

[@molasorrosalom4846]

She's wife material

[@JDOUG757]

Somebody said "boom" on impact😂😂😂

[@ryanisnerdy5186]

I feel Tosh took it light, which is kind of him flirting, maybe?

[@uncle1886]

RyanIsNerdy maybe? 100% flirting with her lolol. We now know his type. Blonde 7’s with a bit extra on em. Nice teeth and down to earth. Also laughed at a school shooting joke. She’s like his dream girl. Also much younger than him. Homerun.

[@SoulKingBK]

Mike Rotch what’s a blonde 7?

[@uncle1886]

Deadprez101 a blonde woman. Who is 7 out of 10 on the hot scale. Come on man....

[@uncle1886]

Riley P correction. 5s are best. A few drinks and they’re 8s, with the low self esteem of a 5. Ah-thatsa-beeiiingo!

[@OneTrickBrett]

Mike Rotch he’s married i think

[@jacksonbatson1150]

I think Daniel Carlson could literally kick someone’s heart out.

[@markanthony1004]

Not as funny as I thought it would be, buuut worth watching.

[@blackphillip8519]

I liked it except for the last part I want to see her actually catch a kick-off but it might be too dangerous lol cuz she might get hit in the face again

[@kstateman1493]

markanthony1004 It's funny as hell if you are a sports nut!

[@billtthatsme]

I like how this girl handled Daniel

[@adamhill5563]

I was at this game. And yes everyone laughed.

[@kevinwatkins4833]

That was 8 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

[@fatpowerful]

I remember watching this live. Hell of a game as well.

[@luciferStar420]

It’s crazy how adrenaline makes it to where you don’t feel shit when you get hit by something or punched. Well that’s it for me at least. Some people can take a hit some can’t.

[@ourempire13]

Watching it in slow motion at the 14 thru 16 second mark is just the best That shit flies so fast right between her hands as her face makes the football go from 200 mph to zero in one hilarious second

[@v-22]

those sweaty palms didn't help either, haha

[@ejn1011]

Did anyone else get a commercial starring Daniel Tosh before watching Daniel Tosh video?

[@princessbuttercup8954]

I'm in Alabama and I went to Auburn and she is right there is nothing in the state except mud unless you live at the beach which I do.

[@GoingNorthObv]

So you go sanding instead

[@molasorrosalom4846]

Beaches are awesome though

[@thejigisup]

Those southern jokes killed

[@TheRegularNobody]

he had that failed kickoff footage queued up lol

[@Spence937]

I love the subtle diss towards religious people praying. Hilarious

[@imhatchmantoo]

There's nothing wrong with praying, I mean, it doesn't work.. nothing like making sure your food gets a little bit colder.

[@metou3072]

6:30-6:40...after I saw how her form running... interest just left me without saying goodbye

[@byronairfun]

I love how the mom he told her son is slow is trying not to laugh 😂

[@TheRealAVTV]

Imagine being one of those actors during the skit lol

[@dondewan]

this show still exist?

[@Never24Summer]

lol right? Kinda boring now.

[@dondewan]

i used to love the show, i just aint have cable for the past 2 years

[@BozoTheDrunkenClown]

Dondewan yes

[@dr.stevebrule4029]

joe nolan Yet here you are.

[@zacharygreenwald4561]

DonDa1 I swear this comment is on every video

[@mattyice1151]

You can tell Tosh actually watches football lol

[@nathansotir5633]

I feel the sweaty hands thing lol sometimes I leave sweat on the counter cause my hands are leakin it posses me off

[@ricktorrico9484]

Daniel should be running for President

[@theprofessorslover6946]

The Baylor joke was hilarious in the hidden message Tosh had behind it . . .

[@hayatkhan-mt7gp]

Baylor is famous for?

[@theraginggam3r679]

Anyone else notice the OJ look alike at the table on the left 😂😂

[@carolynmmitchell2240]

ThE RaGiNg GaM3R no that was actually him

[@criple2468]

Was at this taping, pretty cool

[@rachels4884]

Hey man (when I say Hey man, I am speaking to the collective reality that is mankind) .... we NEED Daniel back.

[@fernandomelgar892]

Damn he was spitting straight truth in the beginning

[@moflyboyblanquito541]

Lol did she almost fall at the end when she was walking away?? That would have been hilarious.

[@bikebudha01]

Tosh was a master of asking the un-askable questions, but in the nicest ways...

[@self_aware_brokenness3005]

female college student = vocal fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@joellanderson5137]

😖😖😖

[@joshmulligan950]

OMG that intro tho 😂😂😂

[@jamesonbornholdt7302]

"With the way society is going, yes" CRIIIIIIIINGE

[@theruoc147]

I love his 80s cell phone.

[@notgreg6828]

"Jv chargers team" ahahaha

[@brycenewsom3014]

I like how he put Joe Mixon as the number one draft pick!! Boomer Sooner

[@DJ_Suckafree]

W

[@deadaccount7520]

Skills like that make me doubt the existence of Amazonians

[@uncle1886]

He’s totally just hitting on her after a few minutes lol. We watched a first date. And I’m totally ok with it.

[@smhgaming3259]

He is married He ain't smashing

[@pevsfreedom]

sitting here in my bathrobe all of a sudden i feel better about myself

[@OmegaGreedAK47]

"good luck trying to sell your town house in Buffalo.".....Damn....... And I'm from Buffalo.

[@priedthirdeye]

Is that Al Sharpton sitting on Daniel’s left?

[@elchapojunior3091]

As a liberal patriots fan, that belichick roast was hilarious

[@bigdawg1586]

ElChapo Junior i don't know how you can be a patriot yet be a liberal. That's like being s terrorist and s republican

[@chefkeno1471]

21 RB So, like, George W. Bush?

[@dr.stevebrule4029]

Chef Keno Let me guess, jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.

[@caramonmajere447]

Dr. Steve Brule Lol, no it doesn't. However, if you fly a 747 into a skyscraper, you weaken the structure. Couple that with the weight of half-a-skyscraper on top of it, and many things can go wrong. Funny how most people won't take all that into consideration.

[@connerenglish2135]

She called it!!! Female kickers! 😂😂

[@betoen]

That girl is a cute pretty beauty.

[@cgme7076]

betoen :: Meh.

[@doubler713]

Pick 1...

[@betoen]

@@cgme7076 Are you gay?

[@BamaAngler]

Well she catches about the same as the receivers on the Auburn team. Roll Tide!!

[@parrishking4746]

"I got it!"

[@DonkeyDongs]

Wow, she's gorgeous

[@pleaseenteraname8830]

You can tell she knows

[@yoshz5389]

9_8 simp

[@ATFPredator]

@@yoshz5389 Hater of Simps.

[@jacobeaglin1162]

I WAS AT THAT GAME

[@mattkominsky7308]

I just realized the kicker was Daniel Carlson

[@yessiricatchvibes351]

The sports joke are funny the ted ginn one ginn one got me

[@nedisahonkey]

Fullmetaljango unchained They go over the head of most of the audience sadly.

[@smashchamp117]

Tosh was trying to pull some moves on her

[@goldenduck7294]

This show is still on?

[@brandonpennington872]

Yeah, people at Alabama hate the tree poisoning too. It really reflects badly as a student body and fan base

[@bo64625]

I think being from Alabama alone reflects badly as a student body and a fan base

[@strokerace4765]

I saw this when it happened!

[@ashton_stubbie]

“From oklahoma university, Joe Mixon”

[@Enzombie]

cute and funny , I like ths girl

[@Gkirb1]

War Damn Eagle