Total Recall's Two Weeks - Flickfeast's Scene Stealers

Flickfeast Scene Stealers - Total Recall (1990) Two Weeks

[@luvz2reed]

Got to give it to the actress, though. She really sold what was happening through the performance.

[@ColtSSR]

She did

[@anthonyrobertson7062]

luvz2reed I guess they were saving on the special effects, but still, going "hey this is a great idea. Just grab your mouth and tug on it some." 😒

[@MrBastilleDay]

I heard she practiced this scene for two weeks.

[@dabunnyrabbit2620]

@@anthonyrobertson7062 ok put yourself in the directors chair. what should they have done?

[@MrBastilleDay]

Dabunny Rabbit two weeks.

[@nathanjones0120]

"Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?" "Two Leeks!"

[@checkoutmyyoutubepage]

Oh man that cracked me up good 😂

[@visitante-pc5zc]

Kuato lives

[@nathanjones0120]

@@visitante-pc5zc nobody knows who he is!

[@Landishkungfu]

"Have you brought any chocolate into the planet?" "Twix" "Ah, that's fine, here is your boarding pass"

[@lilmissknowitall5775]

this is genuinely one of the most clever KZbin comments I've ever seen. Sadly, most people won't get it.

[@LINKchris87]

@@lilmissknowitall5775 Yeah, it was very clever. But I don't think so few people will get it, English is not my mother language and still I laughed a lot.

[@RichWeigel]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertnabors6941]

Mrs. Pricilla Allen! Awesome Actress & Teacher! R.I.P

[@lisadavie5819]

This scene I've always remembered since the movie came out. It scared me as a kid but what a great actress

[@holydiver6511]

Rest in peace

[@nodak81]

So that robot head is only capable of saying two specific phrases: "Two weeks" and "Get ready for a surprise!" ?? lol

[@alphamega8660]

Nodak81 Lmao

[@JohnBonini]

Couldn't it just have shaken its head "No" instead of speaking anything?

[@jameszack7158]

It was a glitch. A temporary setback :)

[@Cleric775]

YOU CALL THIS A GLITCH!?

[@guyincognito7308]

@@Cleric775 haha god I miss the way movies used to be!!!

[@globetrekker86]

Friend: “How long have you been self-quarantined?” Me: “Two weeks... Twooo weeeeeks... Twoooo weeeeeks... *head spins, a la Reagan McNeil*

[@demondanmorrissey9264]

@Corie J. have you brought any fruit`s & vegatables on the planet? 2 WEEEEK`S. lmfao lol rotfl

[@moe.786]

😂

[@phase1342]

Hey friend now its”r u vaccinated...??”” Fn shame 😂

[@phase1342]

Daniel morrissey: f yes friend!!!funny as balls

[@phase1342]

Excuse me?🤔l😂😂😂😂

[@Del-Canada]

Rest in peace, Priscilla Allen. Born: July 19, 1938 in Buffalo, New York, USA Died: August 14, 2008 (age 70) in La Jolla, California, USA

[@holydiver6511]

Rest in peace

[@neildrunkmaam7040]

He takes off a fake head to reveal another fake head. Great.

[@JanG859]

And the second fake head is uncanny. Nightmare fuel. .

[@nomotion2005]

🤣🙏🏾🤣

[@user-mg6jq9ll6k]

no, just the first one smell bad inside)

[@outstanding1448]

Yeah, I'm watching this now, after decades, because I've seen almost all the movies possible and I stumbled upon this scene and start searching the internet. Behind the mask isn't Arnold, just a bad copy of him or a poor VFX. They could've done a Lot more better.

[@bradhedgehog12]

Get ready for a surprise!

[@SalemGhassanHanna]

RoboCop, Total Recall and Starship Troopers really could exist in the same universe, their visual styles are that consistent.

[@florinivan6907]

They are directed by the same guy Verhoeven. Also all 3 movies have similar ideas.

[@yorganyog]

The photography is very consistent too. That helps. This require câmera and light work. Actually, the lights were ao strong they had to film this very quickly or the foam head would melt. Her head was in mechatronic plataform and the head was foam sculped.

[@DeepEye1994]

I submit to the idea they all take place in the same universe, but in different historical period, like several decades/generations between each film. Total Recall is like the perfect link between RoboCop and Starship Troopers, it still has relatively grounded and bloody action like RoboCop, but it's inserting the cosmic scope and military SciFi elements that ST would flash out.

[@mattigi]

That lady deserves an oscar.

[@hollowpoint45acp]

That's a man, man

[@ShutUpH00ker]

She ded

[@georgeton4991]

Peter Kent, Arnies stunt man and then Arnie himself.

[@darrenfreyauthor]

She deserved more fruits and vegetables.

[@lewisner]

You mean Arnold deserves an Oscar for best performance in drag.

[@Xylarxcode]

This movie is so bonkers over the top, lol. I fucking love it. My brother actually has a childhood trauma from this movie, and this scene in particular, because he watched it when he was way too young for the movie. He saw it when he was six years old and all the violence and freaky special effects scarred him for life. He still can't watch it without feeling uncomfortable, even to this day and he's 34 now.

[@tommyfeaster39]

Uh oh... I'm 31 and probably watched this movie a few too many times myself... it's all starting to make sense now 🤣🤣🤣

[@romvdv1096]

i understand your brother, movies that kids watched in the 80s-90s could be so wack. I watched Untouchables as a kid and its excessive violence really gave me nightmares. Paul Verhoeven especially loves his excessive violence in all his movies,

[@Vaporvice84]

Saw it when I was 6-7 myself. The "eyeballs" gag gave me nightmares but I kept watching cuz this movie is so awesome. It's my 2nd favorite Arnold movie, after The Terminator, of course.

[@msain427]

Oh come on I watch this movie when I was very young. I was born in 1985. I'm 36 years old my parents never held me back from watching one movie and to this day I still don't take any movie seriously I have always known it was acting

[@msain427]

I bet he loves Elon Musk and the thought of going to Mars tell your brother to grow a pair

[@matejlj]

She really REALLY wanted to make clear that she'll be staying for two weeks

[@TheRu1ner]

This scene used to disturb me when I was a kid. Priscilla Allen did a hell of a job on this scene. Man I wish Paul Verhoeven made more movies like this.

[@derricksmalls2293]

not worse than the lady wrestler, that was huge, I was eating a Burger Fish Sandwich, while watching. Can never touch of BK fish sub sandwich.

[@rickdekard7237]

That scene sold me the ticket alone back in 1989

[@HeyLaserLips]

"How long do you plan to stay on Mars?" --- "Two Weeks" "Have you brought any fruits or vegetables onto the planet?" --- "Two Leeks"

[@hao-wenteng4725]

Two weeds 🤔🤔🤔

[@theairwaybat1830]

Brilliant!!!

[@MrBobthened]

"Have you brought any pets with you to the planet?" "Two Pekes"

[@brandonm5165]

Rabid Raccoon 😂

[@whatsgoingon07]

What’s that bulge in your rear ma’am? Two cheeks

[@guileniam]

2:28 Somehow this is one of the greatest practical effects and the worst at the same time

[@velvetmidnight9535]

Tbh wasn’t that bad

[@2025fahaddenseje]

Expect arnold’s face, it looks distorted....

[@acsone3546]

It won an academy award

[@musicaficionado3805]

Dizzy Blu coming from the fact it was made in 1990, it could of been a lot worse.

[@percha92]

VelvetMidnight "wasnt that bad" ????? Won an academy award, and for a 1990 movie still amaze it. You simply dont appreciate art 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@BotzaBrand]

I've always loved this scene growing up, but these days Michael Ironside continuously glancing back as Arnold's geeking out cracks me up the most.

[@hahokakajoofficial7843]

the same

[@MoskHotel]

“That’s Quaid!” “Where?” “The woman! Get him-her!”

[@daustin8888]

Respect the pronouns!

[@williamscaife8067]

It's Ma'am!

[@zgrillo2004]

"Arrest that Woman!"

[@coryboy345]

Did you just assume their gender!?!?!?!?

I LMAO when Michael Ironside said that

[@wysiwyg2006]

the woman was played by Priscilla Allen and apparently was a drama teacher, i thought her acting in this scene was superb

[@stonent]

Several years after seeing this movie, I saw her on an episode of Love Connection as a contestant.

[@undeadnightorc]

When travelling overseas I always try to muster up the courage to do the "two weeks" line to whatever question a custom officer asks but I always end up getting cold feet.

[@Unbrickme]

Undead Nightorc lmao

[@jimbotron70]

Beware the humorless border guards.

[@MuchachoC]

imagine watching this scene in a cinema. in 1990. The impact this movie had was legendary :D

[@jimbotron70]

I was there. Epic 🍿

[@LauRa-re9un]

@@jimbotron70 Me too. I wanted more scenes with that woman haha

[@dabunnyrabbit2620]

"How long are you staying on Mars" Get ready for a surprise.

[@jskd2953]

I would love to see the tapes of the other actresses who auditioned for this part: "OK honey, just look into the camera and pretend you're a robotic explosive disguise with Arnold Schwarzenegger inside you and you're malfunctioning and screaming TWO WEEKS! TWO WEEKS!... Aaaannnnd Action!" :)

[@KazzKobb]

This scene is just so memorable when I watched it on VHS when I was 8 lol

[@Zer0Mercy83]

106 people weren’t ready for the surprise.

[@offspringfan89]

I gotta say the actress sold me the movie, she was great in this very memorable scene. RIP Priscilla Allen.

[@Wookiestick]

Made a robot with an extremely limited vocabulary to not be able to answer a yes/no question-- but he can sure as shit make it explode with a witty one liner.

[@CDGPJ2]

Greatest scene in cinematic history.

[@taylorahern3755]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄👍👍👍👍

[@dabunnyrabbit2620]

it's great but "greatest" I mean... "hasta la vista baby"

[@Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret]

"Get ready for a surprise!"

[@markspark3360]

But it really was

[@patio87]

So damn good. The practical effects in this movie are art.

[@jimbotron70]

Not coincidentally, they were at their apogee just before CGI kicked in.

[@niyazmather]

I was 2 years old when this was released, but I remember I saw this on Star Movies when I was 8.

[@adderalljunkie6144]

This movie is so much fun. So many memorable set pieces and a really cool story.

[@miltontavares9506]

I remember watching this scene as a kid and it was mind blowing.

[@gregofcanada4494]

"That's Quaid! The woman. Get him....HER!" I don't know why, that cracked me up.

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

How dare you assume his gender.

[@lewisner]

Topical joke

[@xxmattoxx93]

And they actually attempted to remake this classic....Tsk Tsk Tsk.

[@andreap9869]

I've never seen the remake, after i heard they left out mars totally i didnt want it to warp my memory of this.

[@xxmattoxx93]

@@andreap9869 Good Move.

[@1StIwY1]

Yeah, i refuse to see these "modern remakes". Fking hollywood..they ran out of ideas and since 10-15 years, they are destroying cult movies like that.

[@danielrodriguez248]

And totally fucked it up!!!

[@danielrodriguez248]

@@1StIwY1 exactly ,proof that commiewood is brainless just like there li libiturd agenda

[@andrewcomments5812]

After owning the VHS and DVD, and seeing the movie many times, I just now noticed that the signature above the photo on the passport is Priscilla Allen, the name of the actress that played this woman!

[@guyincognito7308]

wow seriously???? I never even realized that was her real name!!!

[@kidmillion2552]

Whoever thought of this was on some excellent drugs man👌

[@Valkonnen]

That would be Mr. Rob Bottin. It was supposed to just be a mask, but he went up to Director , Paul Verhoven and proposed that the head should have the ear come out and then open up like blinds, and then have it be a bomb. This was all the special effects designers idea and Verhoven loved it and gave him the go ahead. He also came up with the scene where he pushed that thing in his nose and pulled out the tracking device. In the screenplay, it was supposed to be the size of a bullet, which could easily pass through his nasal passages. Again Bottin told the director that it would be much better if he had to pull a huge ball out of his nostril. Bottin was given the go ahead again and came up with an anmatronic head that could do the job. on set there were tons of people around watching the effect being shot so you couldn't get too close. Two kids snuck in and were caught hanging around . When asked what they were doing, they said that they just wanted the chance to meet Arnold , after they finish shooting. The crew had to break it to them that Arnold wasn't even on set and that they had been looking at a realistic animatronic head going through these motions the whole time.

[@tito6057]

She should give the Academy Award for Best Actress

[@Alejhox]

-What's your name? - two weeks! -How old are you? -two weeks! -Are you alright? -two weeks! -Ok you can pass! -two weeks!! -you're welcome!

[@guaparra2]

This was 1 of the coolest scenes from when I was a child

[@Tripp393]

This movie is fucking awesome. How dare they think they can remake it.

[@McLarenMercedes]

They *remade* it? When? Ah, yes. Now I remember. That sh*tty Colin Farrell version *nobody liked* and *few saw* . I never saw it and I never will. Back in them early 2000's they had this strange obsession with remaking *countless of classics* when in 95% of the time the original needed no "improvement".

[@Ghostofenzo]

This is what I do when at work and I’m two weeks from vacation...

[@guyincognito7308]

RRRRAAARRGGGHHHHHH TWO WEEKS!!!!!

[@natashaken01]

😂😂😂😂

[@fluxmuldar]

This scene scared the SHIT out of me as a kid.

[@ckmoto83]

Yeah I remember having nightmares for a while

[@maggs131]

Where he pulls the tracking device out of his nose was worse 🤢🤮

[@hussainalghanim5018]

I just noticed.. the head couldn't say "no" for that last question but can say "get ready for a surprise" when it was taken off 😂😂

[@danielrodriguez248]

What do you call a person that stays up for 14 days? A two-weeker😂😂😂

[@aarongreenfield9038]

What do you call someone who can barely stand?, two week.

[@DEVINdevdev]

I need to watch this again!

[@pete-wv6mu]

One of the best films ever made, shame they would rather show the rubbish remake than the original on tv

[@Ama-hi5kn]

I forgot Gul Dukat was in this one.

[@NCC1701D]

I never even realized until I watched this clip

[@zimmicks3170]

No he isn't - THIS is Dukhat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dukhat

[@leonardotavaresdardenne9955]

@@zimmicks3170 shut up B5 nerd

[@cbalan777]

Hiding on Mars pretending to be human. Dukat is always up to something.

[@pratikpramanik7782]

Really hates rebels no matter where he is

[@GeekNArtist]

When I first saw that, I was a bit freaked out. But now, I get a good laugh out of it. Two weeks! Twoooo weeeeeeeeeks!!!

[@alexduarte7]

I saw the head exploding out of context in the trailer as a kid, really freaked me out.

[@nateware7307]

Society: So, how long to flatten the curve? Government: 2 weeks. Society: seems reasonable. Government: 2 weeeeeks. Society: yeah... we screwed up giving you power.

[@someguy760]

I remember laughing about this for 3 days straight after watching this as a kid. I miss the 90s.

[@maggs131]

We can look forward to the 2090s

[@inbox0000]

Such great acting by Priscilla Allen and top class special fx too

[@gtamediaproductions1]

This film was brilliant! Love every minute of it!

[@tommyfeaster39]

Woahhhhhh I haven't seen this movie in almost 20 years!!! Talk about a trip down memory lane

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

The "two weeks" woman is actress/ model Kate Murtagh. She appeared on the cover of the Supertramp album Breakfast in America as Libby the waitress.

[@ryanevilwood474]

She's a model too huh? Holy shit. 😈

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

@@ryanevilwood474 well,she's dead now...but yea,back in the day.

[@ryanevilwood474]

@@kawasakiwhiptwo5821 Ah, damn shame about that. I also just heard the midget hooker recently died too.

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

@@ryanevilwood474 something tells me R.E. , you don't give a shit about either one of them. 👿

[@danielrodriguez248]

Kool thanks for the info great album too now I have to look it up I had that album

[@melandy54]

OMG!! THIS IS AMAZING SCENE!

[@RetroGaming-gp2ef]

The fucking coolest scenes in movie history

[@viktorriquelme3735]

And this scene still holds on

[@hismajestysmen]

0:27 The real signature of the actress, Priscilla Allen, is on the passport when he opens it.

[@EdjeMr1975]

Back in those days it was realy akward to watch this The special effects where realy new back then

[@rowenramnath2016]

I watch this when I was 7 years old

[@freakyfornash]

You shouldn't have been watching the movie then! ;)

[@Magna4k]

2 weeks😭😭😭😭

[@Blo0dyh3ll]

"THEY'RE ALL..." *In a Frances Mcdormand voice* "Ca-nected"

[@danielrodriguez248]

It took them two weeks to program that exploding robot head

[@Brvnkaerv]

"Make way for Gul Dukat!

[@sueleach7291]

Handy Capo I love gul Dukat

[@zimmicks3170]

That isn't Dukhat - THIS is en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dukhat

[@emtione]

@@zimmicks3170 We are talking about Dukat, not about Dukhat.

[@user-vm7ir2mr4j]

Смотрели 7 летними пацанами на видике, и никого это сцена не напугала, не травмировала, ведь мы были уже закалены восставшими из ада

[@quarantineclips488]

“First and last name, please?” “Sue Meeks.”

[@user-jq3sm3il7d]

マイケル・アイアンサイドさんはやっぱりカッコいい！

[@bigjuice7020]

The terminator face looked more realistic of Arnold then this scene!😂

[@user-dt7us4qn7z]

Total recall No.1 impact scene !!

[@rajigoel]

The passport was signed by Priscilla Allen - the same actress who portrayed this part

[@joetroutt7425]

I heard she died

[@Spookssga]

Customs officer: "Any fruit or Vegetables" . Quaid: "1 Exploding Melon and 2 Leeks"

[@atahualpayupanqui]

"Two weeks" "Ready for a Surprise" . Best quotes

[@cantthinkofaname750]

I was dead ass looking for that since 2016 smh...

[@be_4tn]

man, been looking for this movie for years and this is the only scene that i remember. literally asked chatgpt to find this 😂

[@glasshalffullofwhatever3106]

Saw this scene when I was like 10....as a kid, I kept thinking WTF did Arnold do to that poor lady...The Arnold head at 2:32 looks like a super pissed off juiced up Nathan Fillon

[@Jahmoozie]

This scene haunted me as a kid. Any time i was acting up my older bro and sis would be like... "Twoooo ooooo weeeekkkkks, twoooooo weeeeee eeks." An that would scare me straight again lol.

[@Vhailor_Mithras]

Me waiting for my next paycheck.

[@II21___1.]

Ну ЧЁ, ПАМЯТЬ ВЕРНУЛАСЬ? Обожгу тебя горькую, милую. Что не сбудется - позабудется. Что не вспомнится - то не исполнится Отчего же ты плачешь, красавица? Или мне это просто чудится! Очарована, околдована, С ветром в поле когда-то повенчана, Вся ты словно в оковы закована, Драгоценная, ты моя женщина?

[@barrybritcher]

Best film he ever did

[@user-zp1qk3rx2t]

The acting, the music, the effects 😄

[@cybernautadventurer]

1:32 - ''what's that weird noise?'' 1:35 - ''wtf???' 1:38 - ''ohhhh I get it''

[@aceman4403]

Still weird since seeing this at 4 years old.

[@cancon88]

This is one of my favourite scenes of all time

[@arcadealchemist]

this is the best MOVIE ever made.

[@lenevee4925]

This movie was made way before its time.

[@rontam06]

Who still says 2 weeks Like Her when Someone says 2 Weeks n Real Life 30 years later?🤔😂😂😂

[@SuccessforLifester]

The effect is very good even now

[@gouzanzei254]

The mask yes, but Schwarzeneger's face is weird.

[@SuccessforLifester]

​@@gouzanzei254yes it does look very creepy. I always thought it was deliberate

[@EphemeralProductions]

One of my fave scenes of the movie and one of my fave movies of my teenage-hood. :-D

[@lebronshairline4768]

Loved it

[@Knuckle_Sandwich_Hand_Wraps]

Mars seems quite a long way to go just for two weeks. Must’ve taken months to get there.

[@richardsleep5242]

Yes, a trip to Mars would take five months! And then only at the closest orbital position with the Earth

[@planourbano]

Amazing

[@tombear31]

she can only says "two weeks" and "get ready for a surprise"

[@shoot_the_glass5654]

I can never get through an airport without thinking about this scene.

[@christopherthorkon3997]

Very well done.

[@BB-ry6dy]

The time when moviemakers made a real and hard work! Today we see only a fake movie((

[@malifor00]

Hate to break it to you but all movies are fake

[@daustin8888]

@@malifor00 LOL

[@kennymichaelalanya7134]

@@malifor00 think he means making the whole/partial movie with CGI . It's actually quite easy to do 😩

[@malifor00]

@@kennymichaelalanya7134 I understood what he meant. I was joking.

[@toneiyou5990]

2週間…て聴くとこの映画のこのシーンを思い出す

[@NiGHTSaturn]

0:26 So you're telling me they used her REAL name for the passport in the movie? That's surprising!

[@chuks_drafts]

The films were sooooooo goooood

[@LOLmusics]

This is how I feel when my finals are coming up in 2 weeks 😂.

[@8781nori]

2週間よ。 の吹き替えが忘れられん…