Touhou 14.3 ~ Impossible Spell Card - All Scenes Cleared No Items

Who needs items? :V
Danmaku Amanojaku was already quite a fun game but doing everything without using any items was quite a blast.
The way the game handles the no item achievements is that you cannot use any of the main items but you can still use some of the sub items that have a passive effect. The ones you can use are:
- Human Doll: Gives you a spreadshot. There is actually a bug with this as normally you cannot hit the boss with all the shots but you can if you shoot the boss from behind. Does a lot of damage.
- Yin Yang: Reduces your hitbox. It was recently discovered however that this passive effect is bugged and does not really work as it only works on lasers. I did not know that for the majority of the scenes I used it on.
- Camera: Gives you crazy speed. Useful for macrododging things.
Things like the Tanuki doll sub don't count.
Play time at the moment of victory was 17 hours 4 minutes 38 seconds which increased to 18 hours after all the recording and redoing some scenes.
LYX may have beaten me to the punch a while ago in real-time but I still have the moral victory in that I no-item'd all scenes in 4 hours less game-time! :V
According to the No-Item achievement ZUN wants to meet me now!
Intro: 0:00
Day 1: 0:24
Day 2: 3:00
Day 3: 6:27
Day 4: 10:25
Day 5: 13:46
Day 6: 18:36
Day 7: 22:56
Day 8: 27:34
Day 9: 32:32
Day 10: 37:35
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[@conwaysquest6961]

Seija refuses to be beaten at her own game. "If everyone else is cheating, I'm going to play fair." Amanojaku logic at its finest.

[@awe9217]

40:20 ".. nevermind. ALMOST fair."

[@emishimaru-sama6449]

@@awe9217 What do you mean? >.>

[@awe9217]

sorry for the late ass reply but when someone commented to do it without passives jaimers commented this: 'I'm not sure if things like 10-4 are possible without any passives. The whole idea of that card is to kill it before the second shitstorm starts which you can't do without the spreadshot. Reason being that Remilia moves out of the center of the screen after the first wave and there will not be enough room to circle around her for the second wave. ' considering that you are.. kind.. of using your items as passives, you can see why..

[@Ythundyth]

@@awe9217 Regarding 10-4, I've seen players 2 cycle it, but apparently it's only possible if Remilia is in 2 out of 6 positions (so basically a 33% chance).

[@Latency345]

awe famsquad technically passives don’t count as using the item directly. You’re just holding it with your other hand.

[@FlyingHighUp]

and that is how you dodge rain

[@dylanmause2340]

FreakerCamper it is a touhou fan meme.

[@Randus1058]

@@fcnth That is how you memorize rain patterns and then proceed to dodge rain.

[@akifarid9157]

Actually, Marisa once stated that rain is in the list of "easy to dodge" object, alongside with rain, mind blowing, right? 😛

[@bastion8804]

@@akifarid9157 to be fair, danmaku moves extremely fast, possibly light speed so for Marisa (or any 2hu character, really) would feel like the rain's on a standstill.

[@bobbycrofts9241]

@@bastion8804 i did not know that, very interesting

[@vavada8288]

I find it ironic how the achievement for capturing all the spells without cheating is called "Ultimate Cheating Lifeform".

[@zemyla]

It's because you're so good at the game that your mere existence is cheating.

[@silvernightray7701]

Can you count how many times you cheated death on Touhou? I think that achievement's name is legit... 😂😂😂

[@Gamesmarts194]

“I am Seija Kijin, master of all the impossible spell cards!” “_*This*_ is who I am!”

[@tentilol]

kars moment

[@Unifoseum]

@@zemyla “Shadow, stop cheating!” “....No.”

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

Marisa: "And then Seija proceeded to beat the entire game with no items." Reimu: "That... doesn't seem physically possible." Marisa: "That's what Seija kept shouting." Seija: "THIS! DOESN'T! SEEM! PHYSICALLY! POSSIBLE!"

[@widedog3861]

is this a rvb reference

[@bobbycrofts9241]

@@widedog3861 what is rvb

[@widedog3861]

@@bobbycrofts9241 red vs blue, you can find it on KZbin

[@bobbycrofts9241]

@@widedog3861 oh ok

[@Zack_Zander]

Ah never expected a reference like this to be here

[@snanta]

8:38 Mokou slips on a banana peel and fucking dies

[@mushroomsrcool1449]

Rest in flaming piss. x-x

[@ShadowOfOurHearts]

1:56 wouldn't be cirno without a blindspot after all

[@awe9217]

always

[@emishimaru-sama6449]

of course -_-

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

All three comments end up in 9 Blessed

[@NeviTheLettyFan]

Oh, and last one was 9 months ago

[@chromosaur2560]

once a ⑨, always a ⑨

[@TheAnonymousClone]

*Lays kunais and knives in a check mark pattern* *starts time* Sakuya: Just do it.

[@Gamesmarts194]

Sakuya taking “checkmate” a little too literally

[@snapcracklebop]

You... You are *the* danmaku god of Gensokyo and I refuse to believe anything else.

[@trilolyte1866]

pruns

[@beatsbycossack]

Pruns is the danmaku god of Mugenri.

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

And he became a cute touhou girl with fancy hat.

[@tsuzyx9672]

The danmaku gods are Jaimers, Pruns, and MegamanOmega

[@laminar2477]

@@tsuzyx9672 My dude, you can't have a list like this without Yatsuzume, the best western touhou player in existence based on known achievements. This is of course limited to Touhou, Jaimers easily has more experience in bullet hells as a genre, but his Touhou achievements are mostly limited to individual stages. Yatsu has LNN'd EVERY Touhou game. Plus, as much as I like MegamanOmega, he can't compare to Yatzu, Pruns, or Jaimers.

[@asteriddle]

impossible spellcard? more like everyone hates seija: the game

[@phantasmforte3868]

40:00 Remilia: CHARISMA ACTIVATE!! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT SAKUYA HAS TAUGHT ME!! Seija: 40:00 - 40:10 Lol nbd. 40:10 - 40:20 Umm, ok, chill... 40:20 - 40:55 *Screams of pure agony, and tears of regret.*

[@kaisercalvin1742]

40:20: "You know what, I will use... SAKUYA AND GENGETSU'S LESSONS TOGETHER! NO MORE BACKGROUND!"

[@Uthael_Kileanea]

47:46 - The number of clears, attempts and high score for each stage. Edit: You know something is difficult when a thousand deaths is not enough.

[@AndrewBlechinger]

A thousand deaths was literally me in Celeste Chapter 3. That game broke me in ways I didn't know were still possible at my age.

[@3and2]

48:42 that a lot of attempts…

[@aaa-uc6el]

@@AndrewBlechinger hardest chapter imo without farewell/core (me with 6621 deaths on farewell be like)

[@guy_th18]

@@AndrewBlechinger Chapter... 3? That's a typo right?

[@kirimusse]

@@aaa-uc6el Jesuschrist, ok, I heard enough; I thought Kinkaku-ji was hell because it took me +3000 photos, thus I refuse to get myself into a self-imposed challenge where I'll fail twice as many times as photos I did for that back in StB.

[@DiceDsx]

It seems Remilia took lessons from Gengetsu...

[@resplandent]

You can bet she did.

[@DiceDsx]

***** Oh, hi there, Gengetsu. Did you also teached some tricks to Hibachi, Queen Larsa and Inbachi?

[@davidmadera009]

gengetu*

[@tuhkapussi987]

Gengetsu*

[@inakilbss]

davidmadera009 It depends on what system you use to latinize Japanese. With Zun's strange mix of Kunrei and Nihon, it would be Gengetsu, not Gengetu.

[@MsEkkaia]

40:20 Wat That goes against everything i believe.

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Miroir But What about Gengetsu rape time?

[@johnjoh2034]

I managed to do that.spell on mokous countleas death by pure luck, but the health is so much lower.

[@jambon2730]

Still easier than beben's arrow

[@epichamster96]

After beating bullet heaven, I thought I would be trained for this. I was wrong. Oh so wrong.

[@MrFlox888]

I like how bullet heaven sounds like the opposite of bullet hell. lol

[@DJKrisyKrisdude]

MrFlox. That's because it is -.-

[@MrFlox888]

Just the title, but the game is not.

[@DJKrisyKrisdude]

MrFlox888 Fair enough.

[@MrFlox888]

K

[@amarettotart4780]

Who needs items? I need items....

[@Mr._Sherwood]

I love how this game turned the whole formula on its head. You were the big bad on the run from literally everyone, who would go so far as to completely disregard the rules that have been set in stone just to bring you down. Seija may well be the most successful villain in the whole series.

[@Eltipoquevisteayer]

Actually, he kinda went scott free from DDC's incident, She may be beaten, but she ultimately used Sukuna and let her receive the biggest punishment

[@anonymousanonymous8216]

Sir Yeetus XIV I mean... did they REALLY disregard the rules? I mean this video is literally proof that the spellcards are possible without cheating, thus they’re still abiding by the rules

[@gengarzilla1685]

...but her plan in DDC failed. If she were really that successful then this game wouldn't exist.

[@Niiue]

Gengarzilla out of all the villains, seija's the most successful, not necessarily successful though.

[@Niiue]

@PSYCHICFIRE 7 months ol' me did not know much about other touhou games, but now i can safely say yes, you are indeed correct

[@bardoquisaiajeans]

36:38 I hath thou pretzel!

[@blu_wraith6693]

40:22 Zun Plz no

[@nbd9321]

ZUN Z for ZUN's Game U for u(you) cant play this game N for Never try in lunatic mode Touhou T for Toilet okay okay dont be meme

[@pepsiman8137]

33:54 futo: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT MAYDAY MAYDAY!

[@GarryDumblowski]

Reminds me of the glitch in Imperishable Night where you can talk to Reimu while she's offscreen.

[@827adrian]

Pixelated Yokai She smacked into one of those pillars on the sides. It's hard to see reality when the only thing you see is the crazy spell card rift thing.

[@bisbalbinwag72]

That Air Force Scream

[@likeok4]

Futo fucking dies.

[@mrrp405]

Likeok4 this is so sad can we go set byakurens temple on fire

[@TristinBailey]

2:01 God dammit guys! You had one job! They didn't even move and you missed!

[@itsrainingoutside3752]

+Tristin Bailey thats cirno for you

[@nopecopter9353]

+Tristin Bailey That attack is basically Icicle Fall - Easy on crack.

[@TristinBailey]

Can't Stop the Bhop Really? It seemed like one of those "DON'T MOVE" levels from Happy Wheels, man I love those things.

[@AnimaRandom]

+Nathan Bremer oh...that card....yup that annoying card of cirno....how i could forget that....she forces me to use bombs....(i'm just a noob in touhou when i play EosD) ,take note: i play on normal mode

[@nopecopter9353]

+john gabriel Tok I'm a noob in general when it comes to Touhou... I play on Normal though, because Easy provides NO challenge and I don't trust myself to be able to do ANYTHING on Hard or Lunatic. I've beaten Cirno ONCE, mostly due to that one nonspell where she fires icicles in a bowling pin-style formation.

[@827adrian]

Comments on this video: 28% how do you even 22% where can I download this game 50% HOW IS THAT REMILIA ATTACK POSSIBLE

[@_Du4l]

Alex Everett 1% Comment in this video :v

[@hiiragii]

@@ZeyLogger lmao just download it from the moriya shrine (its a website for pirating 2hu games)

[@minaly22]

40:00 Remilia is absolutely terrifying. Fitful nightmare indeed.

[@Bropower125Games]

Actually that's not that bad

[@robotron6420]

@@Bropower125Games You have to defeat her, and also you will do that, and her will only use that spin knives 2 times o maybe 3

[@jacobdelacruz558]

scary!!

[@MelancholicLOLOL]

I was waiting for this video, and it did not disappoint! As a bonus, now that I've been shown how to Momiji maybe I can finally do this myself. Competitive Touhou 14.3 no item 100% speedrunning needs to be a thing!

[@nekofumi7807]

I always wondered...how in hecatia's name did seija ever steal yukari's umbrella?

[@olixx1213]

She was sleeping

[@icecrownpoint]

Seija didn't steal. It's Yukari letting Seija take her powerful umbrella just out of fun

[@thomaswang2223]

It’s a replica

[@SeriouslySenpaiCosplay]

This is pure amazing. No words can explain. Also it would seem Zun made this game his own version of that long touhou all stars video i've seen.

[@htasul]

way too much free time 11/10

[@win100000]

Skip to 40:02 for nightmare.

[@mineLOLpride]

Now if i ever get this game and refer my friend to play it, i will warn him of this level... 'Your hitbox is not as big as the sprite looks, its only a few pixels :3'

[@BlackBeartic229]

My eyes... Damnit remi

[@SerabiiBot]

Border of Wave and Particle? PFFT, that got nothin' on Remi!

[@silvernightray7701]

Too much charisma in one spellcard...

[@Bropower125Games]

This really isn't that bad.

[@AmbassadorBreadloaf]

1:57 A baka, as usual.

[@mothman3781]

how the fuck how do you what

[@alois9206]

Zun wants to meet me now Zun wants to meet me now

[@tristar6118]

I think ZUN definitely has his coolest looking patterns in this game. Little disappointed that the normal games can't have super interesting patterns like these.

[@blueaxolotl6302]

They're a lot like the Last Words from Touhou 8. If you like these you'd probably like those too.

[@luminousdelight5097]

Drinking game: take a shot every time you see a bullet

[@cheshirechastain1870]

Elijah Bartl Not enought alcohol

[@Bropower125Games]

I'll be the sane one and say that you'd die within 3 seconds if you did that

[@magicalmelancholy970]

You wouldn't be able to drink fast enough, much less count the bullets and be sober enough to unpause the video after you're done.

[@Bropower125Games]

That too

[@dankukus2377]

I'll meet you at my funeral.

[@xaldrortenderofthevats8948]

27:41 YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, SHINMYOUMARU! YOU WERE SUPPPOSED TO TOPPLE THE HIERARCHY, NOT JOIN IT!!! Edit: also 38:18 Toyosatomimi: PRAISE THE SUN!

[@BL00DY-CHAN]

Xaldror Tender of the Vats More like : "PRAISE THE ZUN"

[@shiroinu6773]

there should be a new term in touhou fandom called "facesitting" or something. lol GJ by the way, the ISC Reverse no-item was awesome too

[@cheshirechastain1870]

*Shiro Inu* That term is called Icicle Fall - Easy

[@flariz4824]

Lol I love how I took 60 painful hours to No Item all scenes and JAIMERS does it in *17 mere hours*... Thats 3 times faster, actually a bit more than 3, but you get the point. Its freaking hilarious, lmao. I wonder if ZUN has an impossible spellcard 2 or at least something similar to it in the future... It was my favorite spin-off by far.

[@OneSaltyBruh]

Jaimers just gave up on the human act and posted this

[@BL00DY-CHAN]

There are silly spellcards like Cirno's and Yoshika's. There are challenging spellcards like... pretty much everyone. And then there is Remilia.

[@Awalys]

+Monique Kalu You can't ask questions and remove comments on it. Second, Touhou only seems hard for newcomers, and like every other game, you need practice in order to succeed.

[@luckluster]

Well, you've did the "almost impossible thing ever". AND NOW DO THIS WITH MALLET AS A SUB ITEM!

[@louisstarsky3019]

It would be more of a feat to beat every stage by mostly using the mallet as the main. The mallet passive only affects items.

[@luckluster]

Louis Starsky I have said he has to beat it without using any main items AND with a sub mallet. This way he can't use both items and passives.

[@JaimersSTG]

Bogu dzięki żem Popciosław I'm not sure if things like 10-4 are possible without any passives. The whole idea of that card is to kill it before the second shitstorm starts which you can't do without the spreadshot. Reason being that Remilia moves out of the center of the screen after the first wave and there will not be enough room to circle around her for the second wave.

[@luckluster]

Jaimers91 So we've finally know why this game is called "Impossible Spell Card".

[@AndreaForlani]

+Louis Starsky That's why "Shatter All Spell Card" exists!

[@reversal2341]

I like to think that at the end, Yukari is so desperate to capture Seija she gradually add more types of bullets as they fills more part of the screen

[@emishimaru-sama6449]

5:38 It's like touhou players know the exact range of each bullet's hitbox.. 7:02 that spellcard Is a possible nuisance to deal with, but this guy made It look so easy, like It was a fixed spellcard.. 8:38 Oh that flashback of Mokou comitting Kamikaze on me x'D 11:05 .... having the second Item option makes the first ones very easy. 12:00 oh wow. 14:23 This one Is annoying.. 15:12 oh my.. 15:48 Had I know only one could spawn xD 17:10 That was easier than what I remember.. 20:08 Just noticed the tengu actually takes photos. 20:56 really -_-'' [I'm feeling bad about succeeding the other way 21:28 Was that luck, or fixed? 26:24 This Is annoying 27:12 Oh, the famous old era bullets I think people call Cheetos Lasers 29:35 This Is a nuisance 31:15 This one Is actually very hard.. 32:47 What exactly Is going on here.. 34:35 Hate this one. Red orbs spawning randomly. 36:34 This one too. The Issue here Is Futo herself. Her sprite Is out of her hitbox. 38:20 I also hate this one. It's kind of based on luck. 40:20 This guy Is a vampire hunter >:D 41:14 Oh wow. 45:00 It's like she's pounding mochi. 46:36 Am I glad the final one was a fair danmaku :v

[@Patchuiko]

You make the impossible... POSSIBLE!!

[@TalosMistake]

Some spell cards look impossible but not that impossible. If remilia spam random knifes everywhere in 40:21 it would be truly impossible. (without TAS) That's why it's possible to no-item clear it. Zun is genius.

[@andreak3979]

All I can say after seeing you handle Remilia's first card....damn. That was hell, even with the lantern. Mad props for doing it the hard way.

[@aghitsaplane4262]

Imagine literally never playing touhou in your life and this is your first proper exposure to it That's me rn

[@nasanierulastname2997]

my first ever exposure to touhou was the windows crazy errors

[@Kromiball]

@@nasanierulastname2997 marisa stole the precious thing

[@Sapheiorus]

... more like "Occasionally Stressful, but Definitely Possible Spell Card". A number of these have their tricks to overcome, but otherwise I was surprised to see how many gaps there were in many of these spell cards that are designed to be "impossible". I guess the spell card rules are upheld even during a bounty hunt.

[@vinalgin9797]

Oh, so great fairy wars, touhou 11 and touhou 15 was just practice for the later days of this game. Great, time to go insane.

[@XLara]

Really impresive, Remilia's knives madness and the Danmaku Barrier of Yukari You are awesome

[@andrewjiang3993]

You're awesome! Some those spell cards look really hard.

[@pokemonique92]

I'm sorry if this is an odd question, but I'm new here. Are all Touhou fans masochists? Why do they enjoy a game that (seems to be) torture?

[@KungFuPanda1223]

satisfaction of winning after hours of uncontrollable rage

[@okguy167]

I'm pretty sure I'm not a masochist, and I'm a touhou fan. We like it 'cause it's hard? At least, I do.

[@goodzillo]

Cause it feels really good to come across a challenge and conquer it with your own skill. Also, this is an entry where the patterns are intentionally made nigh-impossible. Normally you have tools that help with them, bu this is a no tool run. Most 2hu players couldn't dream of pulling this off.

[@Fannintendociccio1]

And even without the pain and hard challenges, there's still fun to be had even without crazy stuff like this game in particular😂 also, the guy playing isn't playing as you're "intended". He is making the game harder for himself😂

[@yurigagarin9765]

Because the ones who do like Undertale aren't as obnoxously vocal. I really liked Undertale, but I'm also a Touhou fan to the point of having 1cced several games on normal and a couple on hard.

[@andrugarcia3528]

And once again you do it Jaimers, you never cease to impress.

[@DBetz109]

You really are awesome at this! Keep it up!

[@mstrswrd]

I want to post this to ZUN's twitter (twitter.com/korindo), but I don't know Japanese. Someone who knows Japanese, go!

[@Mionelol]

Very interesting stuff on byakuren's 2nd memoshit spell, doesn't look *that* hard done that way. Everything else I hoped to see secret strats and instead just got confirmed that I will forever be stuck at 70/75 Q_Q You're an inspiration, keep it up!

[@ClamChowdaEnjoya]

I can't stand how ZUN reuses 10+ year-old character sprites.

[@RealPhantasm]

I don’t really mind or care about that. But I do agree that he should start considering making new resources/sprites.

[@TheRaguORagula]

I don't even know what Touhou is but you're f___ing amazing!

[@edberaga6357]

TheRaguORagula then play it!s

[@duongneverdie1094]

bro unlocked the secret skill of PoFV bots

[@LoppinLazy]

This guy deserves some kind of ultimate award, gifted by ZUN himself personally.

[@Touhou101]

Real excited for anyone to pull off a pacifist run version of this =w=

[@naufaldreamer270]

Tobuun its actually impissible as you cant complete the stage by running out tge spellcards

[@Vokoca]

I love the description of that nickname. Hilarious.

[@ghb323]

I like how you get above the boss, it looks like you are sitting on their face (27:28)

[@mcsteam236]

I've never played touhou, but dang this looks really hard and really cool at the same time. Nice

[@GimmeCookiz]

This is just pleasant to watch

[@ModernConner]

You made this fast! 17 days after the game's release!

[@carolm3818]

Damn, this is probably the most impressive thing I've ever seen.

[@OmegaTaishu]

Holy crap!! Man, congrats!

[@tonick2208]

Wow This one i actually respect out of all the touhou pros. Like srsly it rly fken helpful

[@cantharelluscibarius2244]

why does they explode into weed?

[@anzu3515]

+Sinouris Curtus Oh my wow xD

[@valciajm]

Candy breacker Cat I just realized wow

[@goddamn518]

Alen Lecher Yeah, unfortunately they look like weed with those colors caused by the explosion...

[@frdla4124]

R/woooosh bitched

[@Niiue]

FRDLA r/foundthemobileuser r/ihavereddit ooooh, double!

[@mushroomsrcool1449]

20:25 It's true. They're dodging literal *rain*.

[@pigcatapult]

You make it look so easy! :o

[@ZdrytchX]

omfg day 1 part 5, nice spotting. Part 4 must've been tough though

[@alois9206]

Nice TAS. Wait...

[@ToxicSouls]

47:10 When someone say : Dark souls is the hardest game ever ! *Take the bat Lucille* Hamstamgram...

[@shinyarceus4]

...Subscribed. I need to play more touhou now :V

[@Junkyx-zp9jb]

I question why Futo's at the Moriya Shrine in this game.

[@unrealrealism2051]

Well story of this game is this : seija kisjin is WANTED, so everyone is trying to get her anywhere so that explains why yuyuko is not at nether land, futo is at moriya and etc weird

[@Junkyx-zp9jb]

+Unreal realism Aahh ok

[@awe9217]

Unreal realism She flipped too much right

[@Fannintendociccio1]

Actually, other than that, i'm pretty sure the main person in futo's clan was moriya no mononobe. After his defeat some say he went to the moriya shrine to do ...stuff

[@xaldrortenderofthevats8948]

could be that Futo heard that Sanae helped beat Byakuren and wanted some tips. That or she wanted to see if they had any lighters, one or the other.

[@TheTeff007]

As Expected from Jaimers. Good job~! 18 hours, huh? So I still have 7 hours to have my own moral victory over you and LYX!! (Whoever that is~)

[@orpsehiefdersadist3777]

For the first remilia spellcard on the last day, i did notice the super speed knife spiral pattern bfr watching this video but couldnt seem to get into it....after watching this video, i realised that i actually need to survive the non super speed spiral part first...impossibru!(for me at least)

[@konstantinsotov6251]

40:00 - 40:55 You can build the whole train using theese knifes

[@leimatzunkyo5586]

"Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough"

[@FJGenso]

Some of the spell cards can be considered easy, and some are incredibly unfair. 40:22 this is probably the most unfair spellcard in the entire touhou games, even I need countless of repeat to just beat Remilia's Fitful Nightmare with tools and with few luckiness :(

[@nintengurnd]

You know, it's really weird seeing all the original sprites from the games each character first appeared in

[@ashecsavior5126]

I'm not surprised ZUN wants to see you XD, I'm pleased to see Tenchi Scenes ^ ^ im sure this is my first time seeing her in a Danmaku shooter! all the hype~ i will soon try this game as well and naturally put myself to shame ;D

[@eggsy8673]

1:56 she's chill bro

[@reimicarter2124]

Yuyuko really wants some of that upskirt on seija

[@lucasjose6618]

Congratilations Jaimers good video bro ^^

[@kienphucnguyen2001]

I honestly despise remi’s spinning knife one, and yes my eyes are bleeding.

[@benjaminbeneventi1154]

YOU ARE A GOD

[@aenigmatrices]

100% This was why they were all using their impossible spell cards, so that Seija would naturally play fairly and - unlike in this video - naturally lose. But either the mallet's influence kept her from doing her amanojaku thing, or the hint just flew right over Seija's head.

[@incandescence5547]

Game: *exists* Me: *looking at sidebar* move over triforce, here comes the octosependilliquilikavaforce!

[@lukasi6688]

That Pissed Remilia spellcard (without item use) is probably the hardest official touhou spellcard of my life. It will take like years for me to do something like that.

[@SK-by6qd]

Lord Folding Fan I guess you haven't seen most Extra Boss final spell timeout phases.

[@junkopam1679]

1:16 It's good to be giant fairy! (EoSD in a Shellnut reference.)

[@ZdrytchX]

omfg day 1 part 5, nice spotting. Triedit and it worked. Part 4 must've been tough though @8:00 I tried that but I kept running out of time :(

[@somberz]

This guy, just cheesed out all the bullets.

[@chmonyaaa]

>undertale is difficult AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@nbd9321]

Undertale is easy

[@mahou_yoyo]

...awesome! Wow...you have skil! 0w0

[@zamirmustafich1655]

It's been a while, and i still don't know what Youmu is doing with her stray slashes except for cancelling bullets

[@infinitetaquito4484]

“The More beautiful the pattern means there’s a higher chance of you failing” Well I mean it seems more hypnotizing then beautiful I just searched up the meaning and I take that back

[@Electrosa]

A million years later, and I just noticed that Sakuya stops time for herself, but she doesn't stop the actual timer. Awful rude of her, I think.

[@KatNoirZGK]

Good job, could only get 71 of them myself before getting sick of it w. Just couldn't get 5-2 cooperating.

[@justanoob7348]

2:00 Crino: Eye am the strongest , u can’t survive my attack >:) Seija: lol