Touhou 9 is a pretty funny game

There seems to be a disturbing amount of flowers blooming. Reimu goes to find the source of this through the Phantasmagoria of Flower View race.
Wait, that's not what happened.

[@Merthlock]

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, whatever you celebrate I hope you're doing well! I want to branch out from Touhou and do more games I like for the next few videos, so I hope you'll still watch me despite that

[@Ezmxct]

Stay safe and have a good holiday, m8 👍

[@Enigmatic_Fella]

Don't worry we still support you and Merry Christmas to you too

[@Vito025]

Merry Christmas Merth!! I love your animations

[@junojun722]

Question: where did you get that touhou fire emblem rom?

[@Tanatopraxia_n]

merry christmas

[@internetlurker1850]

I find it funny how even the yama ran over Lily White, and Reimu running over Lily was not counted as one of her sins. Poor Lily.

[@chayudyodchit2872]

She did counting her act of shooting lily tho.

[@Hijiri_MIRACHION]

I'm guessing people must run over each other all the time in Gensokyo to the point of normalcy.

[@TheTestoyer]

Technically she ran over lily black

[@internetlurker1850]

@@TheTestoyer Of course the law runs over the black one

[@IchCharacter]

@@internetlurker1850 Yama sees in black and white, after all.

[@steweygrrr]

Eiki in canon: 6ft tall, quite calm Eiki in fanon: Angry chibi Eiki in game: difficulty selection? Lets ignore that and ramp it up to Lunatic.

[@abder200]

the idea of touhou 9 being represented as a mario kart game is absolutly brillant to me props to you

[@notme-ji5uo]

wait it isnt a story about racing?

[@user-od9zr8qq5d]

Touhou Fumo Racing though

[@xperiasony6309]

When I see this,I think it is Asphalt9💀

[@toutetsuyuumaa]

didint expect to see you here

[@ifritdiezel]

this is my favorite "touhou in a nutshell" series ever. the animation is very expressive and the small gags are great, like yuuka smiling after crushing lily in the same situation where reimu cringed

[@Chitose_]

ft. a lot of pc 98 references

[@BackupAccount255]

The ultimate: "we have MinusT at home" *(*proceeds to cease to exist...*

[@brujebbush7269]

1:15 Oh shit guys, look. Aya was chosen to *shoot the bullet* :^)

[@depresane]

Yooo, good catch!

[@CSwizzleDizzle]

Wow, I can't believe Merth confirmed doing the STB just like that!

[@vehicleunhandler]

@@CSwizzleDizzle STB? more like STDs

[@Bwoat3]

sexually transmitted bullets

[@abder200]

Youmu just has the innate ability to give herself more frames in animation thats my headcanon now

[@Nick_works]

Love how you included PC 98. Gives that little bit extra to the world and Reimu's love for violence.

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

I know I'm late but... ... would you be so kind to quickly explain the lore? I'd read the wiki but usually I have free time on evenings.

[@rurihime4965]

@Sviatoslav S. The PC-98 Era stuff is the turtle Reimu is riding, Genji, whom she used to fly on before she could do it on her own, the girl at 5:02 and 9:15 is Mima, a vengeful spirit and the final boss of Touhou 2 and the scene at 8:07 is set in Mugenkan, a mansion Yuuka lived in Touhou 4 and the girl with the red dress is Elly, the gatekeeper (for reference Embodiment of Scarlet Devil is Touhou 6)

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

@@rurihime4965 alright, thanks; what about flashbacks in the... Magic Mirror, I guess?

[@sashi2887]

@@sviatoslavs.1305 That's Shinki's ability to read all the sins a person has committed in their life and judge them accordingly

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

@@sashi2887 I understood that (played the game, heh). I wondered about the PC-98 part right there, like what was Reimu doing during this era.

[@cecilliaphang23]

Perfect Christmas present! Poor Lily White, though I doubt she'd have any thought behind her eyes after what her brain has been through..

[@captainernest95]

7:27 looking these two with a smile is not about rival fight but also one of the best moments of these two long friendships

[@shinejnn2]

WYSI

[@Burn_Angel]

I love how Youmu's joke is being animated incredibly fluid. As in, most parts are animatic-ish, but hers are high-effort.

[@yunochanishere8616]

I wonder what Yuuka showed on Youmu tho Maybe nsfw or Youmu gets eaten by Yuyuko on KKHTA

[@Merthlock]

It was the middle finger for having a better car than her

[@YuyuHakurei]

meanwhile I was at home eating cookies. =3

[@lunariansoup9635]

@@yunochanishere8616 oh lord not kkhta

[@dawidsmigielski1232]

​@@lunariansoup9635 fishing rod

[@geeseispluralforgoose]

10:41’s dialogue was so funny to me for some reason. “You are the worst person I’ve met in Gensokyo.” 11:30

[@Kirby0189]

I was expecting Eiki to be the first person who doesn't run over Lily White, but nah. Poor Lily.

[@Dragooner7]

I expected cirno to just come crashing down at the end and be like "I'm the winner!!"

[@ironmaster6496]

Literally what i tought when Mima appeared

[@Burn_Angel]

YOU'RE WINNER

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

(Everyone resolves the flower incident) I sleep. (Cirno beats the final boss) REAL ICE

[@Interesting_Failure]

In case anyone wasn't aware, the AI in PoFV is basically "invulnerable until it decides to let itself get hit". What's actually happening on the AI side is mostly just for show.

[@ironmaster6496]

Wow that's.....wow

[@seb3082]

Not entirely true, the AI can still mess up, especially when up against Aya or Medicine

[@kennychen4838]

And if you’re playing extra mode that’s taken literally, as you get a timer that counts down while you’re shooting, and before said timer hits 0, the AI is straight up invincible. Did I mention you only get 1 hit, the AI does too, but with the timer…yeah.

[@Interesting_Failure]

@@seb3082 Interesting; so it's more like improbably good play until then? I'd been assuming it operated like a TASbot and would just frame-perfect around everything, if it even had a hitbox at all.

[@seb3082]

@@Interesting_Failure it’s technically not a TAS, a bit like it though. It’s basically a bot that operates in real time so yes, it’s definitely still able to make mistakes. Doesn’t discount the fact that the AI is an absolute beast at dodging though.

[@daviddyer3543]

1:33 "So Miss Lorelei, do you dare to outrun the Princess of Hakurei? You'll lose, but you are WELCOME to try."

[@LiterallyLiS]

9:48 Even Meiling swore at Reimu lol. Greatness is in the small details

[@LegendaryHedgieMii]

What did she say?

[@asderfly3915]

5:08 Her eyes...

[@elvismartinez9067]

Shiki face of "yo, what the fuck?" of what Reimu has done over the years. Is priceless.

[@Joshthepikachu2123]

I was hoping Youmu would still have weirdly smooth FPS animation compared to others and she did I love the running gags in this

[@eric3617]

1:37 it sounds like shes singing California gurls lmfao

[@nxthingbutv0id958]

It is but it’s the mp3 converted directly to midi

[@sakuraice22]

She is

[@DriftRookieDR]

The fact that you made it into a Mario Kart remake had me sokd on this; I love everything! The cars (Yuuka's Cruella-mobile, Youmu's "Lupin The Third" Fiat 500), Reimu committing freelance youkai murder, the subtle references and the gags! Truly a wonderful animation, kudos! EIKI-SAMAAAAA MY BELOVED-

[@zeh_skrub]

Never forget the downright cheating dodges eiki shiki pulls out, the single character that makes surviving 60 seconds feel like an eternity in that game. great animation and preach the spell card reversal!

[@LancerinCompany]

Caution! Lily White is Approaching!

[@seant1326]

Nice PC-98 references. That knife Mima wielded against Yuuka *had* to be the one she had in HRtP!

[@Cat-ev9dz]

The characters look very silly but also super expressive its so kewl

[@baconsoup8346]

At least Cirno didn't get told by Eiki "Bruh you gonna die one day bro" in this, Cirno no sad today in this cause she got wrecked not once, but twice.

[@Lewtable]

Not even sure how canon that is today, technically speaking fairies are immortal (outside of when she almost blew herself up from Okina's summer energy I guess), only way she properly dies if she evolves into a Youkai.

[@seant1326]

@@Lewtable Which is a potential risk, and possibly the point of Eiki's judgement towards Cirno?

[@raccoonchild]

@@Lewtable Fairies are probably immortal in the sense that they won't die of natural causes (in the case of seasonal fairies like Lily White they just 'die' at the end of their season and 'revive' when it arrives again) but a spiritual attack could actually make them cease to exist. With the spellcard rules in place that should never happen though.

[@Xenomorthian]

@@Lewtable also in HsiFs Narumi states that her ability to control life energy means she can in fact permanently kill fairies also Eiki Shiki was simply saying Cirno might die from getting too powerful, Okina stating Cirno almost dying from the summer energy actually recanonizes what Eiki Shiki said, that its possible for fairies to die from having too much power

[@viniciusc9004]

@@Lewtable faries are immortal due to their connection with nature, what eiki was sayimg is that if she gets any stronger, her connection with nature will cease, thus making her mortal.

[@gunmunz]

2:36 Not Reimu's first, FAR from her last. (I think in canon, she starts or at least gets involved in 4 more)

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

I love how Reimu cares about Genji

[@phyto5297]

the gun scene at 12:18 is SO smooth that’s awesome

[@yuitomejia]

10:09 the best part, with references to pc-98 😂

[@TheGuardimaster]

13:38 GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL god, touhou soccer is a gem

[@fhornmichaelmac]

Yuuka... Yuuka... Yuuka... Yuuka... Yuuka the Thiiird! Yuuka the Thiiird!

[@tobiasguerra]

Nice

[@Nyaru_UwU]

Yuuka the best.

[@Darkusaido]

2:40 BAD TOM 5:56 Flowee

[@flashtirade]

13:10 If you took a screenshot of the left side and asked what difficulty this was played on, the correct answer would be "it doesn't matter, this is what every fight against Eiki looks like." But anyways, really incredible work. The inclusion of PC-98 stuff and side plots for the other characters makes this extra impressive, you didn't have to go that far but you did.

[@clumsyone8575]

Holy crap, 15 minute animation!? No wonder this took so long!

[@gabrielarenas7271]

10:33 Eiki gets trolled

[@samikaze1862]

"I can't be bothered to animate this part, here's a romhacked scene" so based

[@danteshi]

-no Lily was harmed during the making of the video

[@Itsn8z]

after watching the whole thing, I really want a touhou kart game to happen someday. Good animation there, Have a merry christmas and a happy new year !

[@Arandui]

There is a fan game called Gensou Skydrift, which is a bit like Mario Kart Double Dash. It's an okay-game.

[@Itsn8z]

Ah really? I'll go check it out !

[@marcar9marcar972]

There’s also a Fumo kart as well

[@raccoonchild]

After reading the canon firework competition it feels like something that might actually happen

[@Mr.SnekMeister]

This was a nice Christmas gift to watch in the morning. Also I’m inclined to call Yuuka’s car the Yuukamobile, declare the Prismriver sisters as a gang family, and have intense worry over Reisen’s intense use of firearms. I also like how you go with many of the fandom choices for characters such as the Eiki being short of height.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

It would be funny if it turned out she just forgot to put her prosthetics on this morning or something

[@egeiscan5206]

4:33 8:49 12:39 time stamps for every time lily white has been run over by a vehicle

[@Koishi_Gurobutorotta]

The last one was a Lily black

[@egeiscan5206]

@@Koishi_Gurobutorotta isnt lily black just lily white cosplaying a yama ?

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@egeiscan5206yes

[@soapsatellite]

PoFV being presented a death race was really cool. Am I the only one that wants another Phantasmagoria game? 8:10 I know the credits say Mega Man X for this sound effect, but since I haven't played the X games yet, my first thought was "Oh wow, a Mega Man 7 reference? Really cool" 10:40 Whoever's making these portraits needs to keep doing it. Also, I like that she's probably only a Valkyrie cuz of the hat.

[@probablyfacetious2895]

We're *long* overdue for another Phantasmagoria. Please ZUN, I need it

[@hux0rd]

@@probablyfacetious2895 We *ALL* need it. even Better if there's some sort of Online support. I wonder if there is a Bullet Hell/Phantasmagoria-Type fangame with online support? If not, that'd be a killer fangame

[@Merthlock]

I'm the one who makes the portraits Also yeah I think it's MegaMan 7 oops

[@arcengal]

It's 7, you're correct. It's the "item get!" jingle.

[@SMD234WG]

@@hux0rd PoFV has online support on the Steam version, but you have to invite a friend

[@shanemcdowell3628]

I cannot wait for MoF and SA. Those are gonna be funny

[@hux0rd]

Utsuho: IMA FIRING MAH LAZOR

[@neoadams4717]

This video Is pure hate towards the lilys lol. I love the quality of this videos, for me, this is the best Christmas gift, thank you

[@todbot1]

I love every gag and reference in this video. The Prismriver gang family, Youmu still having too many animation frames, the PC-98 stuff (Rikako GOATed). Looking forward to your next video, whether it's Mountain of Faith or something else

[@Set666Abominae]

5:08 I love the brief moment of care Reimu shows to Genjii before she immediately returns to the scheduled program of being a menace. It’s nice to see stuff like this, because the fandom tend to portray Reimu as utterly heartless, when in canon she’s got a (albeit not always visible) softer side.

[@AbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyandzI]

1:10 Kotohime at the top

[@arcticphoenix2789]

4:35 Oh my god, you killed Lily, You Bastard 7:25 Ah yes, Sakuya's one weakness bullets 8:51 More fairy Roadkill 12:40 OH MY god, you killed Lily Black, You bastard 13:47 Eiki be like, "damn you, damn you all to hell"

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Technically that was Lily White in black, but I like to imagine she calls herself that anyway, just to f’ck with people. “Yup yup yup. I definitely didn’t commit those warcrimes! You see! I’m not even wearing the same colour as you!”

[@darkkirby101]

Youmu vibing on the Lupin mobile

[@VividVoid]

The MK64 style character select screen at the start gives me so much life.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

I’d love to see this animation turned into an insane version of Mario Kart or something.

[@AntiActionFox]

If someone paid you 1 million dollars to make these, I would say you deserved even more. Thank you so much for this Christmas present .

[@creaturecalledcanyon]

as someone whose first touhou game was pofv, I absolutely loved every detail, from tewi being the reason reisen lost her jacket to you playing as reimu and yuuka to include every character was amazing.

[@polly_chan1321]

9:19 - 9:20 I love that flashback, even tho it didn't happened (Meiling told me it didn't)

[@Chitose_]

fairy on the right at 0:05 is a reference to the good ending of the makai route of highly responsive to prayers (very first touhou game) there are a lot more pc 98 references around the video too, but i just wanted to mention one many of you might miss

[@Cowboy_Hat202]

Fun fact: reimu really has a big turdle where she used to ride on it

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

7:24 how the HELL did those things dent Silver?

[@Ayavanni]

I am in your walls

[@BenersantheBread]

Lily White getting run over made me laugh literally every time.

[@kingrileyart6227]

13:36 got touhou soccer'd 💀

[@TimBagels]

5:00 MIMA MOMENT!!!

[@touhoudelivery3831]

Merth gave us the best Christmas present 🎁 Making an amazing Touhou 9 animation with lots lots of references (even the reason why Reisen doesn't have her jacket suit) also put every character who appear in the game with a funny coherent story of the events, without doubts the best gift ever Hopefully you will do more animations in the future I really admire it :DDD

[@darkdoctorv9172]

Another amazing effort filled video. Thank you so much for another great time

[@doctjoe]

I appreciated all those Lupin III part 1 references. Really fun video. Also liked that you were able to find a way to have the Touhou 5 crew all together for one scene.

[@sircombat3259]

“Theives, Assassins, and Soldiers would say the same thing” damn…. a little off point with the entire animation but damn does Eiki’s line hit good

[@akenohononiku916]

Eiki does give some good advice Paet of the reason why Eiki is one of my favorite Touhou characters A shame that fanon totally butchered her

[@manahive6049]

PoFV getting turned into a big race is really creative, absolutely loved this

[@douche3bag]

Thanks for the Christmas present! Another absolutely stunning and dazzling work

[@MedsieLovr]

Touhou 10 Animation shall be Sanae's shonen anime arc

[@averagestoner69]

I always liked it when Sakuya gets so concerned and mildly annoyed with the graze system in Touhou.

[@segasonic4352]

i love the pc98 references in this this series is a treat, i love how you make these videos really glad you did pofv too since it's my favourite touhou game

[@epicicedaboi7690]

The best Christmas Present we hope and waiting for. Keep up the good work my man 👍

[@ironmaster6496]

This was AMAZING, GREAT!!! it was totally WORTH THE WAIT i love how you adapted the plot ot POFV as a race its pretty original and of course hilarious in execution, epic even, the animation was fluid as alway, every single character had its time to shine and i love how the climax feels like a legit climax like theculmination of everygame till now, it makes it stand out even more. so far one of my favorites and in general one of THE best touhou series i've ever seen, top 3 easily, thank you so much for making this, can't wait to see Mountain of faith since that's my favorite game, happy new year buddy

[@knight_kazul]

Please keep making these, i love them so much. Especially the facial expressions, idk why but their simplicity is hilarious to me. You're doing an excellent job, pls keep it up. 💜💜💜

[@ZE.brigitte]

A love how you kept the famous "Tiny Eiki that is mad at everything" despise it being the total opposite on how she is

[@Cholincy]

Was just rewatching all your previous videos earlier, then I see this after eating a entire dinner table worth of food, Christmas Truly is a blessed day.

[@gameguru7495]

5:04 Genji: Suffers from Scarlet Mist Disease. Cirno: Is around. Reimu: “…TO THE IDIOTMOBILE.”

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

Worth the wait for sure!! Thanks for this great and fun video, and Merry Christmas Merth!

[@SilverAlex92]

This is amazing

[@NepNepTech]

rip lily white she died as she lived being ran over by a mclaren mp4/4

[@hux0rd]

THIS IS AMAZING!!!. I'm so glad you finished this and I bet so many other people are too. and a Christmas release on top of this!. Top Tier Christmas gift for sure. I'm not sure if you are planning to do the entire mainline series (At least the Bullet Hell Games, but seeing spinoffs would be amazing too. lol. I'm already envisioning a Hisoutensoku April Fools Video with either Suwako and/or the Catfish (forget the actual name) referencing the hypnotoad meme) Honestly, I know I'd be watching both the touhou and your other content as I'm loving the fire emblem references. Heck, i'd be interested in a smash bros themed video similar to this. You outdid yourself this video, and I can't wait to see what else is in store!

[@sero0gami]

2:34 this is actually canon since the other sisters silently followed behind Lyrica because they were worrying about her going alone 3:53 I like how you did the 'Reisen changed her (fur) coat' joke 6:19 Touhou in a nutshell

[@ClarkOil]

Great video, definitely worth the wait!

[@hyperhedgehog7]

KOTOHIME ACKNOWLEDGED

[@IceManual]

I absolutely love your work. Thanks so much for making the content you do. Have a Happy New Year!

[@Ambreil]

I love how when the crowd boos you can here faint Chinese for melling

[@SleepyYosh]

Oh wow, the entire video is hillarious but I just adore seeing Touhou characters in the style of Fire Emblem. Ya got me as a new subscriber for sure

[@sabulartemmie344]

a whole 15 minutes, what a wonderful gift for christmas 2012

[@otroyoutuber6813]

I just love every escene with sunny been roll over, and this moment 13:57, is just the best, love your work man. Keep up the good work

[@Baked-as-Bread]

it seems i found this channel just in time to see my favorite of the touhou games. subbed.

[@bappityyyy]

Man, this video was really wonderful. I personally really liked all of the references to PC-98 lol (especially with some of the Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream characters in the audience at the beginning). I really enjoyed it, excellent work

[@palameno]

this is my favorite series ever, I hope you continue to do this for sidegames and maybe even books

[@Sir_Litx]

merry christmas and a very cool and awesome animation like always, good job and good luck with your next animations

[@deadlyplum2652]

0:58 THE LUPIN FIAT LET’S GOOOO 5:36 AND JIGEN HELL YEAH

[@togy_9885]

The waiting was very worth it, Loving the video! It seems like a little small evolution

[@nujabraska]

Local shrine maiden causes the silent spring

[@rocket_owo8341]

Eyy sanae on end credits

[@thepelona2265]

2:41 peak of comedy

[@Tenshiisgood]

4:33 This is me when I encounter Lilly

[@coolmimasavestheday974]

Mima was here