Tragic Tale of The Sweets Family - Jerma Sims 1 Stream Recap

[@timeslongpast]

i love how when asked what time he was born his #1 most pressing concern was that with this information people would go back in time and prevent him from being born, rather than it just being an intrusive and weird question

[@monke_mojo]

That would have happened already then

[@Etherman7]

Plot twist: he's so paranoid he invents time travel, goes back to guard his mom the day he's supposed to be born, distracts the doctor and causes his baby self to be thrown into the trash compactor.

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

He’s a real “facts over feelings” kinda guy

[@Chocolate83Bunny]

with info on date time and location you can pretty accurately guess someones SSN so it was a good call just..... wrong reason

[@ketsuakagi5646]

There was context to why they asked, actually. The sims assigns a astrological symbol to your sim depending on their characteristics and Jerma was talking about how he didn’t completely agree with his sign (Virgo) so some people in chat asked what time he was born so they could determine what his ruling planet was or something. Still kinda weird question but not without reason.

[@zomb839]

Caramel Sweets fabricating a "happy place" is so fucking sad, especially when Jerma was ushering her away from her own mother burning alive

[@bloxxerstudios8746]

I think the most tragic part is Jerma's desperate pleas for her to go to her happy place. Almost as if he's an imaginary friend she made up since her only actual friends were dogs.

[@homesquared]

Magic Town is REAL in the Sims universe No wonder every appliance keeps breaking

[@Miimu5210]

She wasn't even the mother. None of them were related by blood.

[@slvaltva1392]

And the fact that she dropped at the floor out of lack of sleep at the end, right before reaching the happy hole

[@dachshund_gaming]

I like how he complains about bosses not buying expensive coffee makers for their employees but he buys the cheapest appliances for his sims

[@crau1er]

And then wonders why everything is broken

[@ponponpatapon9670]

this then kills the entire family via fire

[@catatealic2000]

His hatred of wood flooring is so funny, like wood floors have personally wronged him in the past

[@cnber4558]

He tried to get into his mother's bed to puke but she woke up from the creaking of the wooden floors

[@compoflask6262]

@@cnber4558 I love you

[@sinisterz3r090]

they're SO FUCKING COLD why would you want them

[@devman353]

Kim left him for a wood floor

[@cavemannneonderthal2516]

@@devman353 fuckhead.

[@benstrigle1209]

jerma thinking someone wants to know his time of birth so they can go back in time and kill him as a baby instead of just wanting it for some astrology shit is so in character

[@ricflairsayswooo2457]

Jermas explanation of what he’d be like as a boss Is literally just Michael Scott from The Office.

[@janesmith1840]

He even has the total lack of self-awareness

[@nyarg33]

on that long ass fictional character quiz, Michael Office was in the top 10 of his results... idk jack diddly about the office but im glad that the results of the quiz were seemingly accurate lmao

[@JoNarDLoLz]

@@nyarg33 Later on, he declared that he's not a Michael but he's a Jim. Which is a very Michael thing to do.

[@randomsimpson]

Or Grass Valley Greg from "Mr. Show"

[@MoreLikeMagicMan]

"I would bring clowns to work" was the first thing he said

[@TheNazkan]

This stream really was just 'living in poverty' simulator. There's no money, there's no furniture, everything breaks down daily, they're not married, the dad is a schizophrenic who dies in a home fire, wild animals control the backyard, there's no lights, the kid has no friends and has developed a coping mechanism, people are just robbing them in broad daylight, everything's covered in thin layer of water and the mom has to work every single day just to pay for food. Truly, a modern day documentary on our most vulnerable members of society.

[@aturchomicz821]

Will Wright NAILED the Capitalist experience of the Sims 1...

[@JacobKinsley]

​@@aturchomicz821before anyone calls you commie I want to point out that will wright was literally inspired by the experience of recovering from a housefire in a capitalist society when he came up with the idea for this game

[@trit2580]

@@JacobKinsley he fucking what now

[@YangBalanceYin]

He sold Arthur's urn and ashes for $4 btw. Instantly. Because the family was broke from buying $500 chairs.

[@raphaelleon5432]

he's in debt even in the sims lmao what a psycho

[@eater_of_garbage_]

@@raphaelleon5432 This guy is FUCKED

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

I think the real takeaway is someone bought it, with the ashes inside Edit: and it was only for $4 that's also insane

[@anyalaASMR]

@@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024 and that he did it completely silently and never acknowledged it

[@VeloriaMyVey]

jerma telling Caramel to go to her happy place has the same energy as him going "English? uh....HEAVEN" to the dying fish fella in the seaman stream ;'-(

[@skirdus367]

Imagine a roaring fire in your kitchen that causes your husband to burn to death and then when the Grim Reaper spontaneously arrives to come and claim his soul he catches on fire too

[@thenotoriouscanadian3402]

"What is Harley Quinns name?" god i love Jerma

[@rustroomofdoom]

well in his defense that isn’t her name, it’s Harleen Quinzel

[@k3salieri]

Remember when she made the Cancer Gun?

[@AceGaimz]

@@k3salieri The *what*

[@k3salieri]

@@AceGaimz She made a gun that gave people cancer and the Joker was like "This is horrible! Get rid of this thing!"

[@stuntminer144]

Imagine watching a generic sitcom in the background and it's just a family living in squalor and they keep peeing on the floor and breaking the cheap appliances and the dad burns to death halfway through season 1 and no one ever acknowledges it

[@HydroInTheBack]

Swaydo science.

[@halolime117]

playdough science

[@EddieBurke]

@rеtаrd English bruh

[@halolime117]

@rеtаrd i love your name bro

[@HALFTIED-]

Jerma throwing a party to cheer up their daughter only ending in people shitting everywhere and a mime stealing the child’s things is immaculate

[@Dogy0909]

Hearing Jerma talk about being a boss; that personality test he took was spot on, he really is Micheal Scott.

[@rane3522]

Literally sounded like an episode of the office

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

I feel as though this man would wither and die in an office job

[@Chocolate83Bunny]

tommy wiseau

[@imonlysleeping4491]

@@rane3522 It kinda was apart of Hot Girl from season 1: Michael has to buy a coffee maker for the best salesperson but ends up using it himself. Honestly, Jerma's character would make a funny rendition to Scott's Tots; like he would literally do the whole joking "Sorry kids, I never had the money for your college expenses" and everyone would laugh, and then he would add "but no, seriously I don't have the money".

[@mark-gj4mb]

That one sim who just genuinely screamed in simlish is killing me

[@mark-gj4mb]

​@@gaynutbuster I was more referencing 30:10, but that one's good too

[@NunOfDoloresDei]

​@@mark-gj4mbholy shit that's funny

[@theradtaco7967]

funny how he says he cant make every character from the griffin family, and then proceeds to make the entire griffin family next stream.

[@zerowing6031]

"I'm not gonna make every character like Peter and Lois and Chris Griffin" *Always Sunny Theme Starts Playing*

[@maplebrownsgr]

jerma getting mad at his sim sleeping too loudly at 19:53 is so inexplicably funny to me holy shit, ive been laughing at this for the past 10 minutes

[@OverwatchSniper]

Becomes a conspiracy theorist, vows to discover the cause behind the chaos, immediately dies in a housefire. HMMM.

[@priqq1]

Jerma: my medical condition, I can't laugh a lot because it causes pain. Also Jerma: time to play a game from a series that has brought me minutes long bouts of uncontrollable laughter in the past. This is gonna be tight!😆😆

[@jeremytitus9519]

This man's near suicidal dedication to top tier comedy content is almost enough to make me forget that he once puked an entire sleeve of oreos into his mom's bed.

[@HomekittyL2]

@@jeremytitus9519 how could you ever forget that Jerma985 ate and threw up an entire sleeve of oreos on his mom's bed

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@HomekittyL2 I swear that I will never again be distracted from the REALITY SHAKING TRUTH that Jerma985 threw up an entire sleeve of oreos onto his mom's bed

[@gabrielhelmuth5457]

The visceral scream at 30:12 seems to be what makes the first Sims iconic.

[@myreque999]

Psycho streamer burns down house, forces child to escape to willy wonka land

[@phoebedraper3046]

30:10 Jerma's wheeze made it 10x funnier

[@dougdynamo9398]

I'm not diminishing Jeremy's talent when I say this, but him being able to play off what chat says is what makes his content so damn funny. The people in the chat always have something hilarious to say, and they bounce off each other effortlessly like two friends chatting.

[@sock2828]

One of the few times his chat is actually clever is when it comes to comedy and jokes.

[@user-M2CE]

Your profile pic just reminded me: “Hey guys it’s me, just wanted to remind you never to give up on- OMIKRON -...Like even if you really want to just, like, don’t mm...”

[@waterbottle6644]

Mass hysteria

[@PotatoHero524]

The timing of that first fire is just so perfect

[@Umberman]

Jerma somehow knowing that Japanese baseball is actually a thing feels like some random thing he read about 40 minutes before the stream

[@ЧубазекаСпиногрызов]

A streamer laughing over a burning and screaming woman live.

[@zomb839]

35:18 is when things start to get REALLY tragic

[@mythcat1273]

The tale of Caramel Sweets genuinely plays out like a Neil Gaiman book, and I'm not just talking about the obvious parallels to Coraline. A young girl born into a family who, despite being poor, loves each other. Slowly, one by one, her parents die, each to the same method. One day, after grieving her father's death, she finds a portal to a magical circus world where all of her dreams are true. After her mother dies, she is left alone in her house, surrounded by the ashes of her belongings and her loved ones, slowly succumbing to loneliness. The only difference is that Neil Gaiman books involving children usually have happy endings.

[@blujay1294]

The zerk off room has to be just a 8ft by fft square room with a leather armchair in the middle, with white walls, tile flooring, and a 2x2 skylight, with no lighting available.

[@0tterhead]

Your expediency is fucking insane, ty for your work man, saves me from boredom.

[@briand5170]

It never occurred to me that the break room at a workplace probably effects the employees moods dramatically

[@Romanticoutlaw]

the shittier the job, the more sacred the break room

[@danielfoley9364]

"Sway-doe science" Wow, Jeremy...

[@Ianman258]

Thank you for being an essential worker and giving us these juicy jerma recaps

[@thebleachbartender1312]

It started out as a sitcom family but quickly escalated to depressing drama with two parents that aren't even together and a child that goes to their happy place with the season finale being her mother dying in a fire like her father did. Truly a work of art by Jerma.

[@c1oudydo11s]

5:23 the way he asks a silly question in a goofy voice and then, very seriously and sincerely, reinforces it. beautiful

[@birgato]

the comedic timing in this stream was unreal

[@supasketchy212]

Bro the shit about the break rooms at work is so spot on because at the place I used to work at there were all these appliances that would be useful and make working there suck a little bit less (like a microwave, vending machine, etc.) but literally EVERYTHING IS BROKEN and the only thing that works is the fridge which I can’t use because there is no space in there since it’s like a slightly big mini fridge. It felt like they just hated us because they have those things there to trick you into thinking it’s a good break room

[@future8772]

The sweets had a bitter life. It's like poetry they rhyme.

[@airl10]

I like how basically nothing happened during Sweets playthrough except everyone dying

[@juandavidrojasserna]

Thank you so much Cheltie por this edits, they are great and you’re an amazing editor

[@theneonllama416]

Apparently Jerma cannot adopt caramel. BUT...I just hope he at least let's child protective services take here to a safe place instead of letting her suffer there. Poor her.

[@Etherman7]

She'll live forever in Clown Land, happy and free. Or at least that's what she sees

[@pringlescan9174]

...And then she got drafted

[@ketsuakagi5646]

Caramel Sweet AKA Skunk Girl is a Batman villain with a tragic origin story to boot,

[@F0X_H0UND]

@@pringlescan9174 She then went AWOL during the Gulf War after killing her commanding officer during an episode of PTSD brought on by her traumatic childhood and military career and managed to board a cargo train to Siberia where she now finds refuge among the wilderness with the skunks.

[@belisarius6949]

@@F0X_H0UND She has become a deadly assasin, eliminating all kinds of targets if the price is right. Death does not faze her anymore. She was molded into a PSYCHO.

[@jackshultz4]

Wake up babe, new Cheltie upload

[@sierraskye913]

Egotistical streamer puts hundreds of artists on payroll to make "fan" art of him, then has to lay them off due to crippling gambling debt In seriousness though, I hope Jerma doesn't get too down on himself about not being able to show as much brb art, we all wish him the best health-wise

[@getkawedbythecrow2524]

Tiny streamer is ERASED from history.

[@jaydee7482]

I would always build Peewee's Playhouse on this lot. it would be a lot with all the weird items and a prison hidden in the back, in the lower left corner down the hill I'd put a tree that was called the giving tree.

[@rasengdori13]

my god did you edit this AS he was streaming???

[@marbyyy7810]

seriously, it feels like i just watched the stream

[@AnOrrangeShirt]

@The Jerma985 the sheer number of videos ive seen your comments on always amazes me

[@commissarvigil4806]

@@AnOrrangeShirt Hes a crack addict he cant do crack without Watching jerma.

[@mythcat1273]

It is genuinely so fucked up how realistic the "burning to death" screams were, but it adds to the experience

[@Dustaroo]

I think I injured myself laughing at caramels happy place. Thanks for that jerma

[@hooty8703]

I love how he is ELATED when the man dies

[@Biodeamon]

14:49 jerma is mosquito in your room at 1 AM

[@SuperEekie64]

25:28 Honestly, with how much of a disaster this scenario turned out to be, I wouldn't be surprised if he had some mod that makes Sims act dumb as hell and forgot to turn it off

[@Reac2]

Insane streamer is his own worst nightmare

[@rowandwyer324]

If Jerma had a government job he would be the internal minister of the federal clown division

[@theworstmaid]

"we're getting to the point where we can not have tons of problems" all almost all needs empty, 145 simoleons

[@sozzll]

Cheltie coming in clutch posting right as I go on lunch break

[@wilburthemango]

i hope you had a good lunch

[@sozzll]

@@wilburthemango I wasn’t very hungry and it was ok

[@commissarvigil4806]

@@sozzll Im on lunch too

[@baaaldur]

did he just pronounce pseudoscience as "swaedoscience"

[@LouieGT]

If Jerma was a boss he'd just be Michael from The Office. Clowns and all

[@torisu_exe]

Sims stream 1: Pan's Labyrinth Sims stream 2: The Great Gatsby

[@cakewolf44]

Suedeoscience

[@loveandpeace9956]

I appreciate you cranking these out so early, but you not including the Bear rug/leather wallet debate is unforgivable.

[@WindKamikaze]

Thanks Cheltie, you da best!

[@videoguysnation]

Is nobody going to mention the way Jerma pronounced "Pseudo"????

[@bruhgator]

I joined the stream last night and the audio was playing twice with a 1 second delay which I though was a bit for 10 minutes but then realised I had the stream open on discord aswell lmao

[@latbat58]

Caramel is so messed up at the endlul

[@M3GAMAN100]

This house is just Jerma's brain at any given moment

[@aiden8960]

Thank you Cheltie!

[@debutsu613]

35:25 DERANGED streamer CACKLES as his sim BURNS to DEATH!

[@iceguy7769]

Take a shot each time something jerma says ends with a question mark.

[@scooterking136]

22:58 “death is in here- is he okay?”

[@RaxoFilms]

Thank you for the edits m8

[@RonkleBonk]

Cheltie, may I have your hand in marriage?

[@fish21_]

4:06 16 Sorts - Color Circle

[@Cheltie]

+2

[@Chewio_]

30:07 holy shit im fucking crying

[@solharv7817]

“Sway-do-science”

[@roy-cyber]

The Sweet family is just comprised of a Boomer Joker, Fiona from Shrek, and Angela Anaconda.

[@CharliePhillips4]

Cheltie back with the insane edit speed!

[@ReifinDFanchon]

Jerma: "Why the sink (in the kitchen) keep leaking? I'm deleting this shit idc." [His Sims began using the sink in the bathroom to clean the plate." Jerma: "Why you guys cleaning plate in the bathroom? Get out!" I cannot fathom how his brain work. Truly an enigma of some kind.

[@shushyne]

Love you Cheltie ♥

[@kybayon5479]

3:03 You could say he’s peter griffin with a different noise

[@aturchomicz821]

9:25 As somebody whos most time in the Sims is spent in Build mode this is an insane mindset💀💀

[@Baba-yv6ml]

If Jerma makes a fan art stream, I'm going to fucking blow my brains out

[@yay2362]

30:10 I straight up fucking died 💀

[@UnknownPerson-cq3qv]

Jerma

[@Dumbperson69420]

Jerma985

[@AlbiNiigataOuen]

Now I wonder if Jerma really watches NPB/Japanese baseball

[@Schadenfreude4231]

36:35 whole lotta red iykyk

[@DQBlizzard_]

"Swaydoh-science"

[@shizamikaze]

i wish my house had a zerk off room

[@pochitaa9788]

yumy new edit.... mmm... hungies..

[@ponponpatapon9670]

vore owo

[@willyhoo]

both of you should go to prison

[@Jaybikay24]

swaydoscience andy

[@Shoebill]

I like how the puppet is a rat

[@bobbm1]

Jerma is the worst single mother ever

[@muggins2279]

'Death is in here! Wh- is he okay?? No Jerma i don't think he's okay

[@willyhoo]

"THIS FEELS LIKE ITS MODDED"

[@MrZombieZealot]

Jesus christ those screams

[@brandonobaza8610]

Suede-o-Science™

[@PaladinG]

This shit was a fever dream

[@TalynCo]

His life would've been so much easier without cats, dogs and coffee, lol.

[@non-haereticicoalition8392]

He's still got it