woohoo speedrun - Jerma Sims 1 Stream Recap (Part 2)

[@stevencipriano3504]

dont let this clever editing fool you. jerma was trying to woohoo for 8 hours

[@TheBestDoorSkeelz]

It was that... and 8 hours of a grown man losing his mind live in front of thousands of people laughing. They were laughing! He was losing his mind, and they were laughing! So was I.

[@Reac2]

And after 3 hours he took a break to try beating Pinwheel for 3 more hours. Dudes been stuck on that boss since January 2020

[@carto4028]

What a zoinker

[@jonaswinston6032]

i guess it is quite off topic but do anyone know of a good website to stream new series online?

[@pulpil10]

i've been trying for decades amateur

[@unostopcardxd7199]

Jerma ranting about mail and newspaper while his character is literally dying of low stats and is yelling at him to help is the funniest shit.

[@redpractition]

character BEGGING his uncaring ranting god to save him

[@TurbopropPuppy]

he is the mad idiot god at the centre of reality Jermazathoth

[@Rocky-ve9iv]

This crazy streamer spent literal real world hours trying to seduce peach while he could have saved a child from their burning home

[@dinonatorful]

I would

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@dinonatorful I mean it's a no brainer. You can't very well do it in reverse!

[@carto4028]

Respect the hustle 😎

[@katie-8452]

the more i hear jerma talk about his mother the more i'm convinced she's got to be a complete saint

[@cho-ws4bf]

I mean she has to be to let him puke in her bed

[@warpatato]

@@cho-ws4bf After he ate a WHOLE SLEEVE OF OREOS. What a complete PSYCHO

[@zog8482]

hi katie whats up

[@maximutatro3176]

@@cho-ws4bf guys let it go it happened like 2 months ago

[@riikki___]

wait hold on your telling me this guy made the family guy house as his neighbors and pretended to not know about it

[@Tufukins]

Yes

[@floatinghamstick]

What a psycho!

[@notjums]

for context, jerma waited nearly 3 hours before he showed the family guy house gag. true comedy king

[@bobertbolero]

Did he make the house off steam? The house is so accurate I'm surprised he made it

[@notjums]

@@bobertbolero yeah he made it before stream and acted like it was normal lmao

[@slipstreamProfessional]

@@notjums i didnt even know, what a chad

[@iblame_nargles]

I honestly am so mad that he’s not saving Caramel. Dudes too zorny to care about anything else, what a psycho

[@F0X_H0UND]

ZORNY

[@alexthekestrel4194]

I died when he tried to rescue her at the end but failed and she donned a military uniform and walked into oblivion

[@TheKiddingStar]

Holy shit I died when he found the griffin house

[@rockinthecazbah4]

I mean he totally made that entire family off stream and acted like he found it lmao. Hilarious btw

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@rockinthecazbah4 😬😬Griffin House Deniers😬😬

[@ladylover1134]

@@rockinthecazbah4 😬😬Griffin House Deniers😬😬

[@ohwoah4324]

rest in piece

[@scout1233]

@@rockinthecazbah4 😬😬Griffin House Deniers😬😬

[@SerenityTheSox]

Jerma knew that Peter griffon was going to get into Fortnite.

[@parrfume]

Caramel Sweets has only *THREE* paths: Good Ending: Moves in with recently engaged Jeremy Elbertson and Princess Peach as an adoptive daughter Neutral Ending: Put in stasis by GOD himself, as evidenced here: 54:11 Bad Ending: *DRAFTED TO AFGHANISTAN*

[@angelyeas]

I read that as "Naruto Ending" lol I thought you were talking about that trash bear in the game

[@Goozeeeee]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of it as the alternate reality bad ending when she changed into the uniform and somberly walked off screen while Jerma watches in complete silence.

[@Goozeeeee]

Bad ending at 51:31 for anyone wondering

[@4thSurviver]

@@Goozeeeee Caramel is going to be turned into a real killing machine after everything she's seen. The horrors of war have nothing on her life.

[@plus9775]

@@4thSurviver She graduates at the top of her class, she's as ruthless as she is cunning. Military school gave her the order that her homelife never could, and she flourished as the result.

[@frogwithafez3977]

Jerma editors are eventually gonna release stream recaps mid stream

[@smokkendo]

Prerecorded

[@Dustaroo]

''Have you ever heard the tragedy of caramel sweets?''

[@burnstjamp]

The last 3 or 4 minutes felt like a legitimate fever dream. It was kinda horrifying. The green dude jumpscare, Caramel walking away in silence going to military school after talking to Mario, eating pizza off the flooded bathroom floor while Jerma screamed, the entire neighborhood being revealed to be cats. What the fuck.

[@bradonlastname4494]

I'm 10 minutes in and I wouldn't expect it to end any other way

[@elfpi55-bigB0O85]

fucking horrifying

[@ponponpatapon9670]

it's so dark i was actually kind of upset

[@2ndbrid]

Jerma admitting he randomly meows made me realize that the catboy shit has finally died down.

[@argnator]

​@The Jerma985 That implies that you don't know it's real. Jerma Catboy is literally the same as the tumblr fad of turning the one villaing from Outlast who mutilated men to turn them into women into a "hunky misunderstood sympathetic boyfriend". That's Jerma's audience now. It's the Homestuck Effect.

[@rasengdori13]

argnator (is implying the mutilation of genitals changes your gender) THAT’S gonna be a YIKES from me, pal 😬 Edit: oh...you’re subscribed to TheQuartering. That...explains a lot about you 😬 You really need to get out of that bubble and go outside, man.

[@argnator]

@@rasengdori13 And Tumblr fans love that. And now those people are fans of Jerma. Have you not seen people insisting that Jerma is gay? Or that he "can choose to be"?

[@bosselotiscanon]

i was happy that jerma was on hiatus during the whole "femboy" thing because i just hated that meme so much and knew for a fact that he was around during that trend, it would've worked its way onto the stream. lo and behold, a few months later fucking catboys (in hindsight whether or not you interpret that as an expletive or verb, it still works) become a huge thing and it's basically a more acceptable version of the "femboy" meme after some people took issue with it. i hope we all explode and die.

[@DanieleCapellini]

@@argnator Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

[@Wilbehr]

He could keep doing the "how's caramel doin?" Bit for years and I'd still laugh

[@kays7292]

the way he talks about this shit is so biblical “she denied me” LMAO

[@TraffysKone]

"jerma please i have been edging for three and a half hours."

[@_slashes]

Unironically, I did that fucking a month ago (not to jerma)

[@dannysexbang2033]

@@_slashes What made you want to do that?

[@_slashes]

@@dannysexbang2033 alright, yes im a furry and I browsed e621 for 3 in a half hours, and I found this really good word and I went through 75 pages lol

[@dannysexbang2033]

@@_slashes Well, I don't judge (I also don't know what e621 is, but I can infer what it is), but it sounds like you had fun so good on you

[@Etherman7]

Edging is when you post on the chans right?

[@birgato]

the silence at 51:40 is deafening... it’s exactly as he predicted in the previous stream, they wrote Caramel off in the second season because they didn’t know what to do with her i really hope he plays more sims games, the chaos suits Jerma so well

[@fridaynightpizza7158]

looking at the mario house, i'm not surprised peach would take any opportunity to leave

[@nuclearpotato4073]

There's something oddly surreal about the Sweets house just being empty.

[@involith]

liminal space

[@xRENEGADE156]

"This is a poo poo, diarrhea, poo poo game" - 35 year old man

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

The relationship between simsJerma and IRL Jerma shockingly mirrors my high school self and my then-puberty-laden subconcious

[@DanieleCapellini]

Mario recruiting Caramel to kill people in the other half of the world on behalf of Raytheon and Boeing is not the ending I expected.

[@wingedbeegoddess7392]

The doydoydoydoy euology is what I hope can truly happen for jerma's funeral. I'd like to think maybe whoever does Jermas funeral maybe does a public ceremony jermamites can come to and doy their hearts out

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Funeral stream

[@xXxNECROMONGERxXx]

We got a... Number one victory royale

[@UnknownPerson-cq3qv]

NO

[@Bigcadder89]

We got aa... Nnnumber wone victory royale

[@computerkillthisman2917]

driving fast in the fortnite town

[@Discopope]

[Wuh hoh!]

[@deanp8363]

the comedic timing 39:24

[@MachiriReviews]

I like how the Griffins’ lives start falling apart after they meet Jerma.

[@Autom4tic]

“This is the dumbest videogame I’ve ever played.” Since the 2000s, I’ve played every Sims game and never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@OrganicSuperlube]

Loving the Jerma bit of fast-forwarding at 3x speed whenever something time-sensitive is at stake. 10/10

[@amber.mp4]

jerma's unhinged rants are becoming more and more based every day

[@Reac2]

He has not quite reached "based" level. He hasn't exceeded the "uncringe" threshold yet

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Toxic Jerma arc

[@maxgrimm9589]

Based on what?

[@SomeGuyHowGoesIt]

​@@maxgrimm9589 epic

[@Reac2]

Jerma HATES his audience, but LOVES his mother

[@DrHeinzy]

Jerma HATES Lois Griffin but LOVES? Peach Toadstool.

[@dachshund_gaming]

The art style of this game is very visually pleasing to me. I wouldn’t mind if a newer game came out with these graphics.

[@dachshund_gaming]

@The Jerma985 Absolutely. I have Fallout 1 on GOG and it looks great. Even the 3D-claymation looking talking heads have a certain charm to them lol

[@Reac2]

For some reason this feels like depression era Jerma985

[@moregan101]

The Jerma985 What do you mean? He did like his highest concept stream ever like 2 months ago

[@moregan101]

The Jerma985 That’s... not what that means

[@bigboysdotcom745]

Stop projecting, then.

[@NonExistingName]

Fucking screamed laughing when he started singing fortnite victory royale after sucessfully woohooing. Oh my god

[@aturchomicz821]

47:12 Honest to good I fee like this scene is only so piss-laughingly funny because this took like 8 actual hours to achieve and there were like multiple long stretches of nothing in-between but the daily routine and Jerma whining about the game mechanics so seeing all of that add up to this marriage sequence with this "beautiful" music which still failed was simply jaw-droppingly insane😭😭

[@bagofbones1411]

the fact that he knows the lyrics to this song 48:03

[@fatcat8977]

Cheltie speedrunning the edits

[@TheSchmandarinOrange]

Sims Jerma is Jon Arbuckle but from Garfield Minus Garfield

[@nich3897]

The coupon mail rant might be the most legitimately unhinged rant I've seen Jerma go on live

[@nich3897]

@The Jerma985 just a VOD boi pepeHands

[@bananaisgood3743]

Is this some self insert? It feels like Jerma trying to live out his dream of woohooing Lois, but ends up settling for Peach.

[@Im-A-Boolet]

Ty for the jerma edits!

[@RockEsper]

These streams were fucking great. Couldn't catch much of part 2 live. Thanks Cheltie

[@TheOfficialTacoBell]

"jerma recreates his life in the sims"

[@TheOfficialTacoBell]

@The Jerma985 is that the jerma????

[@mudsludge]

the real question is what the fuck is going on with your name

[@vandavang7]

his rant here about the newspaper/magazine stuff being useless was spot on but man this guy went INSANE about this SUBJECT!!!!!! what a CHAD???

[@sh4rky70]

Love the occasional check-ins with Caramel. "AAAH AABOOGWWEWOOGGAA!"

[@sinkingwrench]

10:46 “if I-” moment

[@slackair]

Thank you Cheltie and congrats on the 50

[@kalamaroe7137]

28:14 If you we're wondering, edging means, "Edging is a method of stretching out how long it takes to reach orgasm, for one or both partners."

[@Julius3774]

Happy 50th edit 🥳

[@takethewordss]

how can i make 39:35 - 40:00 my alarm

[@jaoafklives]

i really enjoy you putting his intro, good edits too (:

[@kellanbennett4877]

Jerma Elbertson and Peach: A Forbidden Love

[@mssaraprek]

Congrats on 50 Jerma edits

[@PowerSpirit50]

I joined the stream to him saying "Eyuk!"

[@DrHeinzy]

The Sims-Jerma has severe social skills problems.

[@isbsgo]

you’re doing god’s work, thank you! I hope you having a good rest.

[@Namingway248]

sims 1 can be super temperamental, but also iirc all the sims games (though this might not have been true until sims 2) have a hidden sexuality stat. its possible simJerma kept rejecting female advances because his sim wasnt interested

[@brannonolson417]

So quick im so proud of you

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

17:56 "it's not a human" Something that doesn't need sleep if the brain was slightly more efficient

[@feloniousbutterfly]

Romantic interest: *yelling incessantly about being in a bad mood.* Jerma: *selects light peck* Romantic interest: *Rejects him* Jerma: *selects passionate kiss* Romantic interest: *Rejects him harder because she already said she was in a bad mood and didn't want to kiss* Jerma: "WHAT THE FUCK??" Jerma: *Does this for eight hours* This was pretty hard to watch as a Sims 1 fan but I did it anyway.

[@BorfieKai]

The game makes no sense, why does Jerma keep rejecting her over and over

[@sumbahdy6410]

@@BorfieKaii assume your mood meters have to be filled to accept them but thats such a strange mechanic when you have to juggle pissing showering and sleeping constantly

[@catatealic2000]

Things jerma doesnt know: - What zedging is - That his sim is gay Two peices of information critical to this stream

[@catatealic2000]

@The Jerma985 but ALSO consider: 29:34

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

@The Jerma985 imagine being gay but a dude who basically tells you to do things and (often benevolently) runs your life forcing you to chat up and have sex with women

[@catatealic2000]

@The Jerma985 By the way, are you the person who said they were jerma on the census? I've been dying to ask since the leafblower revolution stream

[@rasengdori13]

Nicholas Kendell you joke but that’s a thing many people irl go through with parents/guardians :C

[@catatealic2000]

@The Jerma985 YES I KNEW IT! 2+ census submission right there, knowing that left at least one poor person *very* confused lol

[@coriolis07]

my family actually takes those big unwanted magazines and puts them in a stack on the end tables in our living room for guests to read. You don’t have to throw them away! You can also use the pages for crafts or padding, much like you would a newspaper. Pretty useful.

[@tapewormm3580]

yeah! I mostly use them for collage materials, or sometimes I'll shred the pages and use them as packing material if I'm posting something fragile

[@scout1233]

15:05~​​15:24 this part had me dying laughing for awhile

[@Ayeloo]

7:12 jerma music

[@halolime117]

Viewer edges for 3 hours only to get washed away in the chat log

[@zimmyx2y833]

Jerma985 x Meg griffin fan fic volume. 1

[@MOTHHMAN]

When I read the title I thought it meant "Woohoo" like "Woohoo!! Yay!" so I was expecting an interesting or exciting speedrun, but unfortunately I was mistaken...

[@MOTHHMAN]

@The Jerma985 I couldn't agree more

[@Big_Sloppa]

Everything that happens is so ridiculous that it seems like Jerma is playing a version of the game with those strange anti-pirate measures. You know, when the developers make the game impassable or just horrible for those who haven't bought a license, or something like that. In fact, it never worked as it should.

[@masarzian9140]

43:32

[@theneonllama416]

I hope we see caramel again. Great edit btw.

[@theneonllama416]

@The Jerma985 ikr, what a psycho.

[@willmcd6617]

OH SHIT WHENS THE LAST TIME WE CHECKED ON CARAMEL

[@ImGlassy]

1 hour recap? Less gooo

[@non-haereticicoalition8392]

Holy crap, that one photo of Jerma at the front door of the Griffin house is now cannon. Or canon, however you spell it It also has new context

[@hellpermonkey]

Jermas sim was gay but forced to be straight

[@dcomet7]

7:12 pepeD

[@foodcourtray]

39:42 using this as an alarm

[@vertono6084]

What ever you think jerma is,He is.

[@gnupfo]

Bless you Cheltie

[@Prowz4ssin]

I guess I'm a multimillionaire based on the 7 couches in my families house.

[@gabeitch9142]

Compared to plastic, paper is not a huge problem environmentally.

[@xRENEGADE156]

That junkmail rant was pure Larry David energy

[@alcheowl]

39:32 is my favorite timestamp

[@BillyOnYouTube]

33:23 Lmfao

[@_slashes]

Is- is he gonna make a sims 1 show like joel?

[@Tufukins]

He's Def moving on

[@kennethcortes2946]

Serious question when you are looking for the best clips in a stream do you ctrl-f the chat for +2's?

[@Cheltie]

no, i just download the stream and watch. moments that are interesting to me or make me smile i include.

[@vertigoawaypls]

18:05

[@James-tj7qg]

43:33 DIARRHEA POOPOO GAME????

[@Cryo0]

great job!

[@comradeyustef5802]

Notice how he says the debt will be removed if he woo hoo's lois but then makes it so that it is just 500 mil taken off as if he doesn't want the debt to leave

[@thebadegg8937]

The Jerma Mail rant is the most political and enraged I’ve seen him in a long while.

[@alolanstarboy]

I just realised that Jermas character model in this game looks like Raj from Big Bang Theory, which feels oddly fitting seeing what direction the stream ended up going

[@Mort-ko7lj]

Is Jerma getting invited to piano recitals through junk mail?

[@UnknownPerson-cq3qv]

Jerma

[@myreque999]

Je..a

[@marciegalo]

J...a

[@Rounbug]

J....

[@myreque999]

....

[@rasengdori13]

...we gotta

[@blah3189]

Why did he give up on Lois?

[@RandomTomatoSoup]

Congrats on the penta-deci-hundo!

[@buckethead979]

This is my first time watching Jerma for so long. He’s super funny, but I don’t understand anything he says

[@MashieMutt]

This really shows how absolutely shitty The Sims 1 is

[@VioletVagabond272]

this is a insanely good edit I would gladly gift sub if i could

[@TMRSoundsystem]

yesssss

[@josiahcraft381]

you can actually unsubscribe from the pointless magazines that jerma talks about. one that I know of is redplum they send you a bunch of coupons that i never used so i went to their website and there was an option to unsubscribe