World's Most Expensive Letsplay - Jerma Sims 4 Stream Edit

[@Cheltie]

Okay so, y'all probably saw the post where I've said I will be taking a week off to troubleshoot my pc 'cause editing felt very slow. That was a false alarm. It wasn't hardware related at all! Basically (and I don't know why), but this specific vod downloaded in ".ts" file format instead of the usual ".mp4", Premiere didn't give me an error like "unknown video codec" when I tried to import it so I didn't even think about that, and I also guess Premiere can't read ".ts" files very well. Once I downloaded and replaced footage with ".mp4" version everything was back to normal! The reason why I was able to upload this so fast is because even though it was chugging real bad with the wrong version, I was still able to edit 70-80% of the stream; it was essentualy done, just needed poilish. I just replaced the source footage file with the new version and it carried over all of the stuff I already edited so I was able to quickly finish it :) Lesson learned, upload schedule goes back to normal tommorow, apologies for late upload.

[@xucore]

All good man :)

[@ZuutNewt]

That's good to hear, thanks for the update Cheltie

[@mustafa._.9371]

Thank god

[@blakedextersmith1]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@SL1NGSHOT222999]

we love you cheltie

[@disposable_income_andy]

jerma looks like he was greenscreened into his own house, literally nothing matches. the yellow light, his red face, the fact it looks like we're looking up at the door but down on him, how close he is to the wall but how little and completely flat shadows he leaves, everything is completely off that i can't even tell what angle we're really looking at.

[@troglodytee]

jerma lives in the mc escher house confirmed

[@ferretgazette8355]

yes i love jerma and his face but i don't like this new camera angle (i hate change)

[@aru-YT]

this is only his second phase. after this, the camera angles will get more grotesque and his red face will start turning different shades of the rainbow and we will all peep the real horror

[@dan_loeb]

is he kneeling/sitting on the ground to get that angle? i know tiny streamer, but this feels like he's a mouse.

[@Slimurgical]

​@@dan_loeb His setup is on his desktop computer tower which is on his desk, he's actually playing on a far smaller desk with a far smaller computer. He's really the size that a dollhouse would be normally sized for him.

[@freehugs_xoxo]

this new camera angle is the perfect middle ground of "first time minecraft let's play youtuber" and "professor on zoom"

[@Inexpressable]

how have you described it so well

[@RobotPilots]

its the side angle of a professor and the high angle of a minecraft youtuber

[@HesterLeveret]

Jerma always talks about laughter like its terrible physical torture for him

[@corypringleton8454]

I’m pretty sure it is with his ribs and back problems. Almost every time he laughs hard, it’s followed with “ow my chest”.

[@priqq1]

It kinda is tho, with his chronic illness. It's not a big deal if you didn't know, he's grown a ton of followers in the last couple years, but years ago he had taken months off to try to diagnose his problem and I still don't think the doctors know what it is. I blame the breakdancing 😆

[@benchtaken8915]

its because his race isn't accustomed to human actions, so laughing affects his body negatively

[@jiyama]

honestly? relatable. it physically hurts to laugh without breaking a rib

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

@@jiyama Breaking a rib is the only way to prevent it from hurting?

[@chainswordcs]

8:37 "I'm not gonna name him Stinky Dinky" is so stupid but so funny

[@smthwha8463]

That and Jerkle Offman. Perfect summary of chat

[@HabitualThinker]

Stinky dinky would’ve been a better name than what he got

[@StrawberryCamilk]

stinky dinky seems like it absolutely could be a star wars name 😭

[@cayhill1311]

Jerma's girlfriend-exclusive catchphrase is "gahlic." this guy is something else, truly

[@user-qw9yf6zs9t]

I’m surprised he has a girlfriend after what happened in 2005 (DON’T SEARCH JERMA 2005 MOMENT).

[@solitaryconfinement1975]

safe word?

[@kookvszn]

@@solitaryconfinement1975 😭

[@HaveSomeHalloweenSpirit]

Yeah a Boston vampire hunter possesses Jerma at random times in his house

[@DovahFett]

He's just like Peter Kay. "Garlic bread!"

[@kodinamsinh1267]

jerma actually transported to a different universe this stream, his red face combined with the otherworldly camera angle make him look completely alien

[@bernardopicorelli2369]

he turned into the horror

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Too much amoungg us turns a jermy into a very sussy man.

[@sos_ig]

Wrong. His robot form is overheating (red) and as a result his face is deforming due to the melting.

[@dan_loeb]

strawberry streamer.

[@kodinamsinh1267]

@@dan_loeb apple andy

[@LukasPaaYT]

Cheltie's so good at cutting down the length, without ruining the flow nor the jokes. Concise editing, great job!

[@connorvanhelsing4768]

So true. I've watched a couple of VODS after Cheltie edits and it's so hard to wait through silence just to hear the same joke. Which isn't to bag out Jerma, but Cheltie never misses a beat

[@christian_heretic]

Such a pro. Jerma should hire them

[@stellerjob8045]

and on the other end, I saw another editor chop the among us stream down to 30 minutes, which is unbelievable. Cheltie never cuts out a bit that doesn't deserve it and its wonderful

[@daniphofani3473]

At this point I just watch Cheltie’s vids instead of the actual Jerma985 channel lol

[@ekmad]

@@daniphofani3473 same lol

[@dogzilla8you]

i have never seen anyone get this worked up over sims in my life. combined with the camera angle this whole stream feels like a youtuber reaction bit

[@flanexism0165]

Back to his roots

[@snickersnoo]

jerma accidentally creating a pocket dimension that only his sims and his house guests can enter but never leave is so on brand

[@A7CHITECT]

Welcome to Hotel Jermania, you may never leave!

[@Subjecttochannel]

"An hour in and everyone starts killing each other." Art really does imitate life doesn't it Mr. Meat Grinder

[@iatenailsforbreakfast8209]

the entire part with the Christmas houseparty was genuinely one of the most stressful things I've ever watched. it was literally just a video game adaptation of the movie "mother!"

[@MyNameHere101]

17:25 Watch his face slowly get more and more red. It's mesmerising.

[@toraotaro]

Whoa, you're right. After the nose scrunch it's just violently red

[@hollis-5053]

the way he gets absurdly red at the fact his sim is jogging around naked is so funny

[@6012reasol]

it looked like he was in genuine pain

[@Virutosah]

I nearly gave myself a hernia just listening to the recap of his previous Sims playthrough

[@umut_demirkol]

How the hell does he manage to turn every playthrough into an unhinged freak fest. Never in any of my playthroughs stuff like these happen.

[@Iameverything420]

There is something so strangely hilarious about the title: "World's most expensive Let's Play", because you expect something so grandiose, but then you're greeted with Jerma's complete shambles of a Sims 4 playthrough.

[@Sm0k3turt]

The new camera angle is like we are studying a specimen in captivity. Great work Cheltie glad you figured out that issue

[@escapefromtibet2530]

He looks like a 2011 gaming youtuber in that angle. JermaCraft is making a comeback

[@MrThatguyuknow]

34:20 This whole microburst of events is perfect. Jerma is stuck in his second pizza purgatory while Santa awkwardly shuffles past to get away from the singing, yells at his dog, then laughs down on everyone.

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

Jerma looked like he was going to literally explode when he thought that guy was about to shit all over the presents.

[@flanexism0165]

Seeing jerma at this angle made me realize he isn’t just a left facing 3/4 portrait of a red faced alien and actually has two sides

[@BaneOfZane]

Man, imagine if Santa came to your house, brought presents, and shot you with a gun to then, the next day, ask you for dating advice.

[@randomlyrapid8996]

I am 90% convinced he got gaslit into making that catchphrase

[@jimmyjohnson501]

After seeing Caramel get traumatized for life I'm terrified of what this madman will do next

[@Kazuhira2249]

well you will be in for a surprise when you see his next stream when it gets uploaded, ill just say this, he is a psycho

[@fosterbennington6405]

“I’m not gonna name him Stinky Dinky” nearly gave me a hernia

[@Linmints]

The catchphrase thing is just him vocal stimming

[@aceeighteyed2820]

the door handle is ABOVE his HEAD how is he doing this?? is he sitting on the floor?? how is he unaware he looks so goofy

[@Mystiq1]

jerma looks like a completely different person every stream

[@SpingotGoomer]

Can't believe we're finally in a new era of Jerma, I feel as though each camera angle is its own generation and leads to its own jokes

[@CrispyGFX]

"A monster's not coming out of that door" Me: Ok "A monster is NOT coming out of that door" Me: A monster is definitely going to come out of that door.

[@millicent8053]

I love how humbly he introduces himself :) Something about it brings me joy

[@poimon5607]

This stream feels like a gaze into a different universe, and all we can see is a jerma stream.

[@ekmad]

36:06 This made me laugh so hard. The confusion in Jerma's voice was on point

[@kaizerdeath12]

Jerma really is a very early Hominid as referenced in the BotW streams. He has onyl recently left his home at the Lascaux caves after filling it full of garbage and is astounded that people are using wood for to construct homes

[@flippy7634]

Cheltie you are my only jerma plug i want you to know this

[@unblorbosyourshows9635]

JERMA BUTT PLUG?!??

[@Ingaldre]

skye4 da best jerma plug

[@Queggletank]

The sorrowful jingle playing at the house party is giving me jerma induced hernia, this man will be the END of US

[@ВікторФіленко-т9щ]

why does he always look like he's part of a liminal place that is also his room???

[@mki154]

Being stuck in the backrooms for eternity does explain why hes a psycho all the time

[@CEDEREL]

he looks like he’s sitting on the floor. his head is under the door handle

[@CEDEREL]

jerma is never beating the short allegations

[@_zigger_]

Why does this сосkhоlе still has electricity?

[@MrTheBigNoze]

Jerma got that KZbin reaction camera angle down perfectly

[@MasterDavicous]

I searched Jerma sims to watch an old vod and thought this was from months ago haha. Great timing on uploading this! 🤣

[@wolfuck]

God I love furries

[@dudeskeela]

You can take Jerma away from chaos, but you cant take chaos away from Jerma.

[@yarrick27]

Man, Hallmark really knocked it out of the park with this Christmas special

[@apehawk]

First he had the Dr. Peppah catchphrase and now he has Gahlic

[@mikroraptor]

8:23 terrible sim names 16:02 OMEGA BED 26:02 GET THE PIZZA. 33:48 Santa SHOOTS him

[@priqq1]

I cannot believe that jerma would pretend to be excited about Santa showing up in a game after he MURDERED him in real life. What a psycho

[@chocolateb0nes403]

11:24 Contrary to popular belief Jerma isn't from Boston and never had an accent. He just loses possession of his body to Scout from TF2, and loses all memory of it afterwards.

[@Jaies_]

Blorg is one of the most disgusting, degenerate characters I've ever seen and I love it

[@ocelotmadness6287]

When his facecam switched to the upper left corner I literally shit myself and cried

[@JohnDoe-dx7oq]

god I fucking love that camera angle

[@chari5165]

HOW? HES STREAMIN SIMS 4 RIGHT NOW

[@ethanr2036]

cheltie is an ethereal being

[@the-red-thing]

Cheltie Is a Time Lord

[@mikroraptor]

I stg that pizza bug has been in the game since i bought it in 2015. you always have to just let the deliveryman give up and leave it on the ground

[@coltonwilkie241]

I was eating ice cream when he was asking for name suggestions and with each suggestion he read out I felt the ice cream going up my nose ever so slightly.

[@strangerinastrangeland3613]

I've been a fan of Jerma since his Scare Saturday and TF2 days on his main channel, and while I know he's grown an insane amount over the years, I don't think I've ever truly realizes just how popular he is. Like yeah, he gets onto the front page of reddit and even onto some news broadcasting stations. I just figured that's just a big streamer thing, but when he said that there were *30,000 people* watching him (14:14), it absolutely blew my mind.

[@juliamavroidi8601]

the editing is great xD "i don't want him to be insane looking" *cut to psycho eyes*

[@vanaxana]

bro i wish i had fun playing video games like he does

[@AwateaPoutai]

24:31 I don't know why this cracked me up so bad but it's perfect.

[@2fortsmostwanted]

i can't stop laughing at Jerma somehow locking himself inside his house on christmas eve while all his party guests leave him to starve and eat the pizza he paid for

[@hada__02]

So is this the third arc of Simoleon horror story?

[@dialtones]

im probably in the minority here, but unmodded sims is 100x funnier than modded sims.

[@xdperera]

jerma the type of guy to walk around LA bare foot with a chain on

[@AcmeMonkeyCompany]

The GOAT overcomes adversity to do it again

[@theblobconsumes4859]

he looks green screened in

[@LunaAlex64]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT ‘STINKY DINKY’

[@zakkenjaneezou]

TUBER camera angle

[@cellophanezebra4663]

The new webcam looks so weird i thought i was watching a old youtube lets play

[@avatarkc]

The camera angle looks like he's sitting in front of a green screen.

[@BoolaidMan]

Hopped in on the stream while I was at work and I saw him snap a vampires neck from behind and hide the body in his inventory and had go turn it off to keep myself from laughing.

[@dani-png]

the jerma that goes "gawlic" is the 2nd jerma

[@KillerHatDude]

Jerma looks so much like a tomato in this stream

[@GeckoGabe]

Jerma really needs to hire you as an editor

[@connorvanhelsing4768]

They're partnered and Cheltie can monetize their edits of Jermoid vods

[@GeckoGabe]

@@connorvanhelsing4768 beautiful! god bless jerma

[@Baba-yv6ml]

enough of the poaching gaah damn

[@bamblecwa2017]

NOBODY DOES IT LIKE YOU CHELTIE!!!!! your work is extremely appreciated and not taken for granted ❤

[@sethr.c1065]

If Rimworld ran like Sims there would have been multiple deaths associated with it.

[@ghostinthecloset]

HOW did jerma make those wood creaking suonds so good with his mouth

[@vivistar51]

i was dying of laughter almost the entire time, jerma's sims streams are always fuckin amazing lmao

[@Kazuhira2249]

for a sec i thought you edited THE ONGOING STREAM somehow

[@thyme4306]

I was sad that you hadn’t uploaded the edit yet and then I refreshed and it was there. Huzzah!!

[@Masquerade1200]

This is the kind of Jerma I love to watch

[@6012reasol]

i didn’t know it was possible to be broke in the sims

[@blortflorington9165]

I love your stream edits

[@DrTacoPHD665]

19:46 look at how red his face is compared to his arm

[@lukejohnson1698]

I hate the new camera angle

[@titan2540]

this might be one of my favorite jerma streams of all time. it starts with the "one sentence" origin rant and him saying that he's playing vanilla because he wants to have a normal playthrough, and then like every 15 minutes something batshit insane happens.

[@albusnightspring8057]

When the character was on fire at the beginning I started hearing the sound and thought it was a long, lound, continuous fart

[@Velossitee]

I'm fascinated how you are just now playing this. Much respect for your resilience.

[@AndorFGC]

does anyone have the drugged-guy-walking-dog-in-own-house moment clipped or something? i would love to see that

[@gummywormy98]

If you haven’t yet seen it it’s about 11 mins in! kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5POZItspKh2l68

[@AndorFGC]

@@gummywormy98 THANK YOU, i completely forgot it was in that one

[@gummywormy98]

@@AndorFGC no problem!

[@binkledorf]

Why was that hardwood floor impersonation spot on

[@Slop_Dogg]

I love his stinky green dog

[@PicantoWasTaken]

Just realized you hit 50k recently. Felt like just recently I subbed at 5k. Well deserved

[@blackbird2703]

landscape jerma is real and i am deathly afraid

[@Ipancakie]

Been waiting for this one let's gooo, thank you Cheltie!

[@majinlilkek4367]

I love that the dog is just Beast from Teen Titans

[@YumYumDeviledEggs]

Jerma is absolutely right about carpet being better than hardwood floors. Hardwood is just easier to clean, and for some that’s the deciding factor.

[@coolnormalandwelladjusted]

Tile floors are supreme. Easy to clean. No noisy floors.

[@YumYumDeviledEggs]

@@coolnormalandwelladjusted I live in Michigan. The winter turns tile into pure ice. Unless you give up both legs and your less dominant arm to get heated floors, tile is worse than hardwood.

[@coolnormalandwelladjusted]

@@YumYumDeviledEggs the issue is that you live in Michigan. rip.

[@YumYumDeviledEggs]

@@coolnormalandwelladjusted you think I chose this life? YOU THINK I WANTED ANY OF THIS?! Aye at least U of M is rocking now.

[@ahvixdood]

jerma goes red like a clown's nose a lot this stream

[@liamseverin6114]

Amazing work dude, and great job solving the issue lol

[@cobrasix9575]

18:50 Tomato Transformation

[@stevecooper6578]

"Should I give Santa Propaganda?"

[@Mathren1]

He's got that GeoGuesser camera angle going on.

[@hotelmario99]

13:06 he likes cahpets and gahlic

[@MercuryBlackN]

He got so excited when the SIM pulled out the lightsaber

[@arbitraryconfusion]

Literally the clowns from the dollhouse.

[@funnypeashootercreature]

11:52 i thought his catchphrase was "you know what i mean?!" and the classic "oh, look at me!" but i guess not