Training Game [06.08.20] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne + Tim Key

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On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
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• Alex Horne's Taskmaster: channel4.com/p...
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♫ MUSIC
Suite bergamasque (L.75) (Debussy)
► VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
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[@adamgough9333]

I tell you what, I wouldn't mind several more rounds of "Who has Tim touched?"

[@themilkmon]

Pretty sure we need a video of Watto going through the Taskmaster contestants to see who he's touched now.

[@rockyroo10]

A true move of hubris for Watto to feel he doesn’t even need to train. Over.

[@Aliasalpha]

More arrogant that I'd expect of him to be honest

[@andrewpwebster]

Watto only trains behind closed doors, he's worried about Bielsa-style spying on his tactical plans

[@Goosetube12345]

He just puts his trousers on and tries his best.

[@yevrah66]

If anyone is watching the NMJCU (No More Jockeys Cinematic Universe) in chronological order, it’s important to note this episode comes after Set 2, Game 2

[@patch3002]

thank you this was vital info for me

[@PaladinusSP]

Seeing how athletes train, and how much effort they put into it, really makes you appreciate actual games so much more.

[@sleachy1981]

I'm exhausted just from watching it, I don't know how these top level pros keep their energy levels so high

[@henryamis572]

This training game lacked some of the emotional warmth of the 'proper games', but I must admit the last bit was very touching

[@lnfreeman]

Mark is the emotional epicenter of NMJ

[@anniesoernym]

God that last bit had me in tears 🤣 congratulations on being a touchy person, tim

[@jessesutton7985]

Tim deciding there's a difference between 'made-up' and fictional is brilliant. Before reading the description I was wondering why he stopped at 10. Even if it's an old game and its down a player, a new game is a new game.

[@themilkmon]

Wow, Horne admitting that he's going over old tapes to look for tells is a sign of great commitment to the game. The man is taking the next series, I'm calling it now.

[@JoQeZzZ]

This was recorded in august '20 ;)

[@cipherhex]

"06.08.2020"! What a fascinating peak into the NMJ vault this is! That would mean it takes place early in Set 2. Well before iconic classics like pineapple man, the bath incident, fatberg, Hogan-gate and I think even Unicorn mug!

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Key digging his heels in when he knows he's wrong is one of my favourite things. Yes, you're right, Super Ted is real.

[@andracatheduckking257]

It makes me so fucking happy to see Alex wearing a Ron Funches shirt

[@fin1690]

"Yeah, I've touched 46 Taskmaster contestants". Come on Tim... gotta collect 'em all!

[@mathhits]

I’m feeling incredibly thankful right about now

[@Vicissitubes]

So pleased that they based some Taskmaster tasks on NMJ!

[@beckyfox2477]

Love a post-credits scene! Brilliant! 😍

[@bondfool]

I would love to see Henning Wehn on Taskmaster.

[@speight88]

This training game shows the need for the training game.

[@peterking3196]

Horne using the word "fiddly" in honour of Watto

[@Hemigoblin]

I like how the post credits show turned into a deposition.

[@MoarOrLes]

What a lovely trip down Taskmaster lane! ...albeit through the lens of contestants touched by Key...

[@riley6646]

for the record, adam driver is a wonderful singer

[@RustyBucket2]

I wouldn't mind knowing how many Taskmaster contestants Watto has touched if I'm being honest. Over.

[@carrots1550]

I reckon it'll come in the 42-44 bracket but I've been wrong before in the "guess how many Taskmaster contestants the No More Jockeys player has touched" game.

[@royal7800]

Mind you we also have series 11 & 12 to consider now. That’s 10 more touchables, which might change everything at this level of the sport.

[@johnj2784]

@@royal7800 Can we also count the series 13 contestants as they have been announced but the series not having aired?

[@royal7800]

@@johnj2784 have they really? Can you please share a link to the announcement? Over.

[@gladtobeangry]

@@royal7800 Plus the 5 contestants in the New Year special for a total of 65 potential touchables. 70 if you count the season 13 cast. I'd also like to add Fred the Swede, Rosalind, Nell and Gareth Simon Kalyan. That's a lot of touch potential for one show.

[@aikimmitt]

In my mental playalong, I have to acknowledge a Top Lure from Alex... AH: Do you think you think dogs have got beards? TK: Well I don't think Superteds have got beards... AH: Lassie ...And I'm challenging on the basis that of all possible dogs, Lassie famously a BEARDED collie. And I'm walking because the Work reveals Lassie is a Rough Collie.

[@slothconnell3579]

Mr Blobby can be seen scoring a goal vs Garth Crooks on terrestrial TV. Good swerve from Horne.

[@PatrickJConnor]

There's surely a podcast in this.... Tim Touches Taskmaster Talent

[@stevenlowdon7786]

Anyone else go all DiCaprio pointing gif at the TM finale seeing “drink with your mouth open” and “get the chocolate button (bottle top) from your head to your mouth without using your hands”?

[@charlielatto7350]

A very touching game

[@carrots1550]

Well that was a delightful little treat at the end there.

[@RiyaSDesai]

i've never been so grateful to see a youtube notification

[@ceiphillips7486]

This is what I was hoping for this morning.

[@Jnoooooo]

Alex Horne + a Ron Funches T-shirt = awesome.

[@KeyboardAttacker]

Ron Funches for Taskmaster, thankssss

[@andracatheduckking257]

@@KeyboardAttacker he was on the US version and he was the only good contestant

[@barnaclefelching4079]

Wonderful foresight from timkey, naming Todd Blanche years before his rise to whatever it is that it is

[@halfhusky]

THEY'RE BACK!!!!

[@leemartindale3149]

Ambassador....you are really treating us

[@bearhustler]

No More Watto

[@emilybitzel7242]

Now I’m in love with Alex again for being so lovely

[@BethanyLowe8773]

This always. The way he went from strict adult to gigging into his fist was so charming...

[@clickastlyindustries3033]

Wonderful to see you back. You had me. Worried. Mega love ❤️

[@drumlightable]

Challenge how many times can you recycle the same category???? for example Kelly Cates - No more hosts (TV) John Hurt - No more hosts (parasite) Elizabeth Taylor - No more hosts (parties)

[@catmannersScaryCatLady]

Made up vs fictional. I live for these moments.

[@BodywiseMustard]

Key's a very funny guy. He knew exactly what he meant by no more made up

[@mikeymoose1986]

Fast forward a couple of years and Adam Driver has starred in a musical.

[@jesseklein7436]

Love the new game: who have you touched.

[@laurapolly5419]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. BTW I love the clock fingers ⭐️❤️

[@gryrabild]

What a treat! Thank you

[@rob_beaumont]

It's important to know who you have and haven't touched!

[@Mojoe44]

What a great birthday treat!

[@benflint4207]

2 things: 1. I have a recollection of Mr. Blobby playing football on the telebox and scoring a goal. 2. Touched is a word open for interpretation. Who knows who Key or Horne have philosophically "touched". Good training game though, keeping us BTL on our toes too.

[@cdname47]

Challenge: key has touched all of our hearts. And Mert Azlac's too

[@gladtobeangry]

Mert Aksac to be fair to the honourable gentleman.

[@lpldl]

Wait until they found out Adam Driver starred in Leos Carax' Musical "Annette".

[@johnj2784]

Would be a problem now, but as this was filmed in 2020 I think they are ok.

[@lpldl]

@@johnj2784 And he sang "Being Alive" in "Marriage Story". And I have to say, Horne sings better.

[@robocop101096]

Allowing names that have just been made up on the spot has revolutionised/ broken the game and I don’t mind it.

[@Drhiggythered]

Tim, you missed out on saying "touched Wang" and said "touched Phil" instead. A comedy moment lost for all time.

[@BodywiseMustard]

RIP Blonche Broggs and Poulhou Porker

[@tr1ckster]

I want the “which taskmaster contestants I’ve touched” to be expanded to contestants on international versions. Need to know if Tim and Alex have touched David Correos.

[@Pridstar]

John Barnes hosted his own tv show on channel 5.

[@ShugPhD]

Nice shirt, Horne. Shout out Ron Funches

[@AdmiralJota]

Who are the 49 people who can't make that popping noise with their finger and mouth?

[@AshleySmith-dw6wh]

Does Watto get docked a weeks wages for missing a training session?

[@dddgtsd]

Blobby scored a goal past Seaman on terrestrial TV.

[@davidsimes1263]

SuperTed is a wonderful play

[@GoggledAgog]

One of Shakespeare's best. Up there with Postman Pat IV.

[@veganjackson]

This episode was missing songs. We need Watto.

[@essentialatom]

The one thing No More Jockeys needs more than anything is less singing

[@toddblonche3530]

I can't believe you've done this

[@Gooldy87]

Can you start another you tube channel just on people Tim has touched?

[@antygod]

Adam Driver sings quite a lot in Annette

[@TannerLikesStuff]

touching

[@evegasse6999]

Of COURSE Alex was going to relish the opportunity to pick Mr. Blobby.

[@tomevans4078]

Florence Nightingale… oh maybe not. Snapchat? 😂

[@spacechef81]

Alex has definitely touched Mel Giedroyc.

[@kesktify]

I don’t believe that Tim hasn’t touched Jessica Knappett

[@chanilastname7217]

Taskmaster yesterday. Jockeys today. What's next?

[@GoggledAgog]

It's tomorrow now - did anything turn up?

[@chanilastname7217]

@@GoggledAgog I was actually hoping we might get a whiff of set 5 of Jockeys, but I guess it's too early for that. Take care.

[@aoedot]

you realise that. with intent, you've now make touching all taskmaster contestant a game, right? See you all out on the battlefield of life folk!

[@carrots1550]

I'm on a pretty solid 0 so far. Not sure whether my best early game strat is trying to touch previous Taskmaster contestants or trying to get people I've touched on Taskmaster.

[@Peteroranje]

As opposed to extra-teresstrial TV.

[@CalvinKlown]

Adam Driver is deffo a verb.

[@TheAppeyes]

I was wondering why they only went to series 10 taskmaster contestants, then I saw the date of the game. Also, the last few minutes of this taken out of context looks really bad haha.

[@OthelloBoulevard]

I miss 1st Grade sometimes.

[@dariusrejaie7518]

weheey!

[@desertawkward5876]

Tim and Aisling shared an on screen kiss?

[@armcie5080]

I assume it was in "Love, Wedding, Repeat" a movie described by the Guardian as a "laboured Netflix romcom farce." I'll definitely be checking it out.

[@desertawkward5876]

@@armcie5080 Ahh of course thank you!

[@01nicktaylor]

Surely Adam Driver has hosted an episode of Saturday Night Live?

[@abbytinker6682]

Alex, where did you get your lovely Ron Funches shirt?

[@valerieholt4057]

We're all just glossing over Tim saying he's "slept with Mark" huh Just letting that one go, are we

[@leona6455]

Also, what's the deal with Jessica Knappett buying Key a smoke machine???

[@chiasmum]

@@leona6455 in the most recent taskmaster podcast episode with tim as a guest (episode 94 i think) he said jess had bought him a smoker after he'd written a poem for her brother, iirc

[@britishhedgehog]

Anyone else scoring on which taskmaster contestants have you touched? I counted 3

[@aoedot]

I mean, I was on 6; but now the game is afoot

[@britishhedgehog]

@@aoedot double digits is probably a problem unless you're a comedian i suppose

[@cheesescientist]

I’ve given 2 NMJ contestants a lift (separately - I had a 2-seater). That’s got to count for something?

[@ollienware]

Can’t help but think about what too many training games will do to the conditioning of the athletes

[@jimboslice4468]

Todd Blanche played the white dogshit in stepbrothers

[@gretacwink8659]

OH PRAISE THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY

[@imatrot]

This is for all those complaining about the previous recap clip

[@neilmeadowcroft7569]

I would like future episodes to include made up people.

[@mohamedalyabis7311]

So you had this for 15 months?

[@rockyroo10]

Heartbreaking that neither competitor had seen the Adam Driver musical Annette that came out this year

[@sleachy1981]

ah. well that would have been difficult, what with 2020 having happened before this year.

[@wilsbowski]

I've touched 1. Noel Fielding

[@ozymandeusii1576]

I guess we'll never know if Tim has touched Charlotte Richie or not

[@frederickgivens9261]

this is so odd its like they're having a meta-humor-off

[@feverpa]

Is no one going to challenge Lassie for having an S and an E?

[@christhecyclist5998]

He changed his mind to Top Cat.

[@pbjbagel]

Lovely training, however our esteemed contestants may be showing signs of rust as they appeared to forget that touching someone can describe an act that goes beyond the physical.

[@silsonsteve]

Important to see how pure the game can be without the showboating to BTL