Transformers: Dark of the Moon Pitch Meeting

[@ScreenRant]

Which movie do you want Ryan to do a Pitch Meeting of next? Let us know!

[@bathtubofdirt]

Camp slaughter 😂

[@juniorjay001]

But also BATTLEFIELD EARTH!

[@alexielmarquay]

Gremlins

[@rcole718]

The entire "Halloween" franchise.

[@Dhruvabc]

Idk maby Fortnite story line?

[@geardog24]

"Inconsistency is the key to success." That's pure Michael Bay logic there.

[@Lokhir100]

Unfortunately, it's working for him. Not matter how bad his movies are they always seem to make money.

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

@@Lokhir100 it’s because they’re fun

[@heyokaikaggen6288]

@@Lokhir100 His films are incredibly consistent; there's no logic but there will be explosions.

[@thegreatxcelerator4224]

Or, shorter: Chaos is a ladder.

[@AnnoyingMoose]

Since inconsistency is the key to success I will be super successful next week, right? Right??

[@JeyDB]

"They're called the DECEPTICONS" - Totally trustworthy group of aliens

[@Nuracus]

The movie Bumblebee finally got it right xD

[@JeyDB]

@@Nuracus The beginning of Bumblebee was the best Transformers representation EVER in live action movies.

[@Nuracus]

@@JeyDB totally decent movie.

[@MeowtronStar]

I never understood why any group would deliberately call themselves "Decepticons". It's like a political party calling themselves "The Backstabbens".

[@mikemorro140]

@@MeowtronStar I mean they're evil so I guess they just don't care

[@coloredform9235]

"And then.........an explosion." Ryan writes better twists than most movie writers

[@LuisSierra42]

pow pow pow...pow

[@TheWPhilosopher]

It's the rifling through pages of pow pow pew pew etc first that made me chuckle.

[@foy5051]

Pew pew pew

[@MeowMeow-ul4su]

How skilled you are doesn't affect how rich your parents were at birth. Thus the horrible movies, news, public figures......you get the point.

[@Marquis-Sade]

That wasnt really a twist though.

[@magsetienne6680]

“You can’t kill me Optimus, you’d be nothing without me” Optimus: “So I killed him, super easy barely an inconvenience”

[@russellharrell2747]

He did a back flip over Megatron and snapped his neck with his bare hands.

[@s.m2895]

@@russellharrell2747 and saved the day

[@boiboi7717]

Oh, really?

[@AliAhmad-zs4tw]

More like : And I took it personally!

[@martianastronaut4917]

Batman could learn a thing or two from Optimus honestly

[@hunterkiller1440]

"I like money." - reason to continue on Michael Bay's Transformers franchise

[@jimbomacgee3499]

To be fair that’s every movie producer’s goal 🤣

[@johnedwardkerr7814]

Well, they do make a lot of money...

[@jonathand.4088]

@@johnedwardkerr7814 The Last Knight lost 100 million dollars

[@Zara-Bari]

@@jonathand.4088, that's because they deviated from their established course of being the film version of cheetos and decided to not have anything fun or exciting or even visually interesting happen for about three hours, and then the brief fight scene that does happen doesn't really have a lot of appeal because the slight conflict it introduces is resolved instantly.

[@RickTroutner]

The most realistic thing about this movie is everyone forgetting who Sam was or what he did

[@jissanhuq3792]

"Like the movie!"

[@ericawillis.]

Best comment!

[@schattentaenzerin]

I mean, I forgot about the plot of the first and didn't even know this many sequels existed. So I guess forgetting the protagonist is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

True, he is basically a military veteran and that's how the world treats them.

[@MyNameIsBucket]

That and the only way that walking turd would have a hot girlfriend is if she's spying on him.

[@vitmorsteinfeld4459]

Can't wait to see him talking about Anthony Hopkins being in Transformers: The Last Knight

[@thelegend8153]

He did one for the last knight again

[@ando1123]

There’s one already

[@carter_lovejoy]

He already did TLK, he’s been doing Pitch Meetings for 1-4 and maybe he’ll do one for Bumblebee. I would like to see him do a Pitch Meeting for the original Transformers animated film from the 80s.

[@ThirdEye3pic]

@@carter_lovejoy 'And then we're gonna KILL Optimus' 'Wow wow wow wow. Killing Optimus is TIGHT!'

[@xdadbydaygamerbynightx]

Been there done that...

[@retloclive9118]

"So this Carly chick, is she her own unique character?" "Nah, that would take a rewrite. We're just going to give her a car related job, because that would have been the next step for Mikaela's career path had she still been part of the movie."

[@Chrono_Mitsurugi]

I'm going to be honest here. I didn't even make that connection. I tend to turn my brain off when I watch Transformers. Edit: Not just Transformers, but any Michael Bay movie now that I think about it.

[@jackobrien47]

Im amazed you remember these characters names..... and that they even have names in the first place

[@ashishhembrom3905]

I don't understand

[@davisphillips993]

You clearly put more thought into the character’s arc than the writers did

[@Cinetiste]

It was incoherent in the story perspective... if there was.

[@AbhijeetMishra]

"Why not just hire Sam directly? Hasn't he been looking for employment?" Not sure why but that line made me laugh the most.

[@XaadeTheBlade]

"We're going to pay in you in exposure". Probably why...

[@lucbloom]

Why? Because it's a huge plot hole of the super basic kind. Forget "Why didn't the alien technology do this or that"... basic human logic is abandoned to get to the movie's action scenes and sexy requirements with the least amount of effort.

[@kilroy987]

Because he had to seem like he was muscling in on his relationship with her. She had to be a prize, you know.

[@chinwenduizenwata6763]

@@lucbloom preach, my friend.

[@Daosguard]

Obvious plot holes are TIGHT.

[@cancerino666]

Actually, I'd say if he is famous for saving the world multiple times, having a girlfriend supermodel is not completely farfetched. But then not finding work becomes very farfetched.

[@aesinam]

Not that far fetched. Look at some vets who have trouble finding jobs.

[@cancerino666]

@@aesinam It's very different being a vet from being a famous person. He would be getting brand ad deals at the very least.

[@cancerino666]

@@aesinam Also, I don't understand how you equate being in the military with "saving the world", whatever saving the world is anyway.

[@aesinam]

@@cancerino666 I'm thinking that he basically fought in a war. Also I don't know if you know this but the novelty of celebrity wears off very quickly once time passes so even if he got famous and got ad deals, they won't last forever. They will come until someone else does something else newsworthy and takes over. That is how the world works these days and I'm sure you know this.

[@dex4463]

​ @Esinam Adzo If a guy helps alien robots SAVE THE WORLD I'm pretty sure he would be written about in history books. Not merely forgotten about during the next news cycle.

[@IROC400]

So there's basically two factions: the bad guys and the comic relief?

[@Shuizid]

No, there is also the third faction of emotionless psychopaths who are literally accepting thousands of deaths to feed into their savior-complex, while mercylessly killing their opponents when they are on the ground - also known as "the heroes".

[@ttd0000]

I think the bad guys are also comic relief.

[@venomfuryx3250]

@@Shuizid let's not forget the "give me your face" moment from the end of the second movie lol

[@brucebaker810]

-Civil- Comic War. Who will be the last one standing?

[@meleemastermaa1449]

@@Shuizid They put twitter users on the movie?

[@FamousLinez]

Producer Guy: "Hey so Optimus is kind of a psychopath huh?" Ryan: "Yeah a little bit for sure, so that`s about it..."

[@bgvo4373]

I was always thrown off by that scene. I know Megatron’s a villain, but he just saved Optimus.

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

I’m the 69nth one to like this comment!

[@bobbyfeet2240]

"he just saved Optimus" That's the basic logic behind Arkham and every Batman villain's constant reappearance to hurt more people.

[@dillpickle7376]

That was the best part lol

[@Jake-cm9jj]

The five minutes around this scene is literally the only decent part of this entire movie. Pretty much the only decent part of all the movies is the 5 minutes where Optimus decides to stop holding back and cuts the bad guys to shreds.

[@ceilinh6004]

"Shouldn't the plot connect with the upcoming twist though?" A question that many writers/producers should answer before making their movies.

[@creativedesignation7880]

I feel like they largely found the answer and it's: Nope, not at all.

[@playaaaLV]

Why would they given the audience is still going to buy this thing anyway?

[@TheWPhilosopher]

Yeah but they want the surprise plot twist. So shoehorn in a handbrake turn. Screw making logical character sense it's shocking!

[@dantereinhardt6911]

The answer to that is always: "Whatever makes the most money."

[@chilboswaggins5500]

They're not making movies for YOU. They're making movies to bring in the average, nose picking, booger flicking, mouth breathing high school dropout to watch while slamming fistfuls of popcorn against their faces. It's fine that >55% of the kernels wind up on the floor as long as they pay for the ticket.

[@bandaezekiel]

"Then BOOM!!!! POW! POW! POW!" That is actually the legit movie script and not a joke by Ryan.

[@garysmith3037]

Look, Optimus was just having a bad day, and frankly, he was kinda tired of the Decepticon's crap at that point.

[@Amazayne]

He had a headache

[@Rudoku1]

Megatron didn't give him his face in Transformers 2. He remembered that.

[@Jutrzen]

He's had it with these motherfucking decepticons on this motherfucking earth.

[@azelynhirano]

And Sentinel did kill his second in command Ironhide

[@cringycook9597]

Optimus rage 🤖

[@zenergetic_8299]

“Sounds like a Transformers movie.” “IT IS!”

[@nathanielb9016]

It is.

[@carter_lovejoy]

It is.

[@jatom6996]

An Emperor’s New Groove Pitch Meeting would be hilarious Especially if you pitched the original idea with the original music first and somehow end up approving the Spade version

[@Silverlined_69]

This needs more support

[@danielwordsworth1843]

Spade version? what?

[@stevendemayo3631]

@@danielwordsworth1843 It was originally supposed to be a dramatic musical before the version we have today came around. Kuzco is voiced by David Spade, thus "Spade version".

[@phenel]

@@stevendemayo3631 gross.... David spade 🤢🤮

[@jatom6996]

@@stevendemayo3631 and sting wrote songs

[@unknowntexan4570]

I’ve been starting to talk like the producer. Talking like him is tight.

[@tifforo1]

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow... wow.

[@Stoic_grimace]

yeahyeahyeah!

[@Scythian046]

Oh whoops!

[@unknowntexan4570]

@@Scythian046 Whoopsy

[@bonacrash]

LOL

[@Aditya-qm1rf]

Megatron : You'd be nothing without me optimus. Optimus : Did a backflip snipped his neck and saved the day.

[@louisroy4911]

My thoughts exactly!

[@LookWhatlDrew]

Wowowow

[@fireprophetproductions4967]

I don't know why I laughed so hard at the fact that you wrote "snipped his neck"

[@LightningZetton]

Also do a pitch meeting of TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE 1986 “Let’s kill off all characters who’s toy has been discontinued except for some” “Won’t the fans be mad at us?” “No they’ll just say the movie is still good because of 80’s stuff”

[@ablethreefourbravo]

"I mean, it DOES have Eric Idle."

[@calvinjohnstone2664]

@@ablethreefourbravo and Orsen wells ,Leonard Nimoy. The guy from the breakfast club!✊ It had The Touch common man!😁

[@sheravmaharaj317]

I kind of love the way I know I'll find you defending the bay movies on any transformers vid lmao. Keep being you bud

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

Careful, you'll trigger us G1 fans.. 😠 We know The Movie isn't perfect, but Optimus stays in character the whole time, there's no gratuitous product placement or pandering to the Chinese audience, and there's not a sweaty, hormonal teenager in the whole thing!

[@LightningZetton]

@@drewlovelyhell4892 still sad how characters are killed off because of their toy

[@Carloszavalalol]

I just gotta be whiny, screamy, and sweaty to get supermodel girlfriends. It should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@kilotun8316]

Ya gotta be pale, white, unemployed and broke too!

[@CaptainMisery86]

worked for trump

[@cmdraftbrn]

@@CaptainMisery86 shacking up with illegals is tight

[@jakubgodyn7413]

Man, I tried this. No success so far.

[@hassathunter2464]

@@CaptainMisery86 Couldn't have been the money...

[@noodlefire64]

“And then megatron runs in and fights sentinel before he has a chance to kill Optimus” “Why doesn’t he just wait until after he’s killed Optimus before attacking sentinel?” “Unclear” “That works!”

[@aaddiis45021]

Because other Autobots and milatry would have killed him. He was in weakened state.

[@justj5665]

😹😹

[@carter_lovejoy]

Pitch Meetings for Tron (1982) and Tron: Legacy please!

[@dlobelow760]

The minute Ryan does this, I'm officially marrying him

[@carter_lovejoy]

@@dlobelow760 oh marrying Ryan is TIGHT!

[@dlobelow760]

@@carter_lovejoy super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@abduljah9355]

@@dlobelow760 isn't he still married to Julie Nolke? Or did that divorce video drop?

[@carter_lovejoy]

@@dlobelow760 Yeah yeah yeah! 😁

[@eddiespeaks]

You missed the 'Carly manipulating Megatron' bit, that'd have been hilarious to explain in the pitch meeting

[@vincenzomarino9206]

So she uses the easiest reverse psychology tactic and Megatron falls for it? I mean, he did get half of his head blown off in the previous movie, maybe he's not that smart, I don't know Fair enough!

[@nerdock4747]

HOW that part didn't make it into the pitch meeting was baffling.

[@josebetacourt5108]

This is the most logical Executive Guy in any Pitch Meeting

[@LasseLundster]

The twilight one too

[@kalash_nikov]

There's a lot of episodes with Producer Guy being logical. There are even ones with him questioning morality of what they are doing (most recent being Pitching Meeting for Old).

[@AllenKnutson]

Nah, he used to ask a lot more pointed questions in 2017-2018, and without the cartoon voice. All this money has made him a pushover. He didn't even have to get all the way off that thing in this one

[@aivreescend7945]

@@AllenKnutson because money

[@sambeg2]

The magic of transformers has disappeared as I've grown older. Not that they were the best things, but the concept was amazing when it came.

[@edthemammoth4175]

There are actually some really good transformers idw comics. Haven’t read them but everyone who has says good things

[@tristangabales549]

transformers is still pretty cool if you turn off your brain and just look at the pretty visuals

[@kingsleycy3450]

Drone technology and cyberwarfare just make the idea of giant robots seem really outdated, although Hathaway's Flash was pretty sweet.

[@Ironluke_2001]

@@edthemammoth4175 Yeah the comics are actually pretty good.

[@hockeyking30]

Transformers 1 was just barely passable as a movie and it was all down hill from there

[@pocQ]

How ScreenRant gonna survive without Ryan? "Unclear" "Okay then!"

[@Wanda-wi4hp]

Well one things for sure! It's gonna be super difficult, very much an inconvenience

[@johnlastname3751]

Is he leaving?

[@jimmythebold589]

@@johnlastname3751 Yeah, what are they talking about??

[@beanboy4900]

Just commenting to keep up to date

[@elijahmiethe8080]

I’m confused

[@keinennewsone]

When you're a world hero and saved it from destruction multiple times and still have to go job hunting and gets denied 😂😂😂

[@markuhler2664]

Really shitty economy?

[@chrishubbard64]

Sorry but we are looking for people with AT LEAST 20 years world saving experience. We will keep your resume on file though.

[@dougstevenson1503]

Sure, you saved the world multiple times, but what have you done for me lately?

[@Acemancello]

In retrospect, maybe listing saving the world multiple times as an accomplishment comes off as a little cocky

[@dougstevenson1503]

@@Acemancello Probably shouldn't have included that "You're welcome" after it.

[@namecomingsoon9517]

“They’re called the DECEPTICONS” Ryan George/John Cena

[@commandercaptain4664]

Premise: Robots in disguise. Execution: _D E C E P T I c O N_

[@herrosigns8353]

I mean, after being repeatedly betrayed by the humans you’re trying to protect, wouldn’t you turn full psychopath eventually?

[@FirestoneX]

I know I have

[@henrikingholt9245]

Good point. The humans have pretty much been against the autobots from the 2nd movie onwards :P

[@lightchaser1099]

yeah, but if you watch all the transformer, optimus always kill his enemy in the most brutal way as possible.

[@henrikingholt9245]

@@lightchaser1099 He REALLY likes destroying faces…..

[@grif419]

@@lightchaser1099 So? Every person he kills either tried to kill him, his friends and allies, or tried to cause the genocide of all humanity.

[@je5708]

I love how they went from the autobots being alive, skipping whole fight to up to sentinel, and then went right to Optimus’ badass execution of megatron and sentinel

[@Blitzo8390]

We need a pitch meeting for The Hangover

[@WolfJax]

Yes agreed 100% all 3 of them. I wish they'd do "The Crow" as well

[@wamporeycidulgb]

@@WolfJax But both those movies make perfect sense, it would be super inconvenient; hardly easy to mock them.

[@WolfJax]

@@wamporeycidulgb yes but at the same time I just really would love to see how Ryan would interpret them. Plus "The Crow" is my favorite movie hands down.

[@mmoarchives2542]

ryan: you have a low IQ unfunny low budget movie for me? ryan 2: yes sir we do

[@WolfJax]

@@mmoarchives2542 just cause you have no taste in film nor culture

[@Ronin-errante]

"they are called Decepticons" ... the indignation on his voice XD

[@johnlarrabee7836]

Best line

[@Madlander]

I laughed so hard at the "hey so Optimus is kind of a psychopath huh?" "yeah a little". Bravo sir. I don't know why that was so funny.

[@zackorydefoe5468]

Watching this man carry an ENTIRE youtube channel by his lonesome is TIGHT!!!

[@henryvandeventer2457]

Well he does make it look super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@TheMarionick]

Producer guy: ''O, and I almost forgot, there's this one Decepticon called Shockwave and he's weirdly gonna be the only Decepticon in the whole franchise who looks like his G1 design.''

[@_Rick___Grimes_]

not gonna lie hes the highlight of the movie for me

[@stormtempterf8058]

Didn't they give him the Dr Claw voice?

[@TheMarionick]

@@_Rick___Grimes_ For me too. DotM was one of the first times where I followed the behind the scenes production and I got mega hyped Shockwave got confirmed.

[@madspet9106]

@@stormtempterf8058 I would say Soundwave is the one in the movies who sounds more like Doctor Claw, but it seems like Frank Welker went with kind of a similar voice for both Soundwave and Shockwave in this one

[@magatetus]

Kinda

[@ImperialWarrior6490]

"Yeah... but they do make a lot of money." Yep, that's Hollywood alright.

[@ranwolf7650]

it's almost as if it was a business of somekind

[@leonardodavi2695]

Oh money, that's the thing that I like!

[@randomhuman97]

Wonder who pays them . . .

[@itchlord4476]

TBH, I kind of like Transformers because it’s such a blatant cash grab that you honestly respect it. It has no illusions pf being a fine piece of cinematography, just sit, watch the funny explosions, eat popcorn, leave.

[@bagelinpond2433]

you say that, yet you still watch them. shut ur mouth.

[@BobbySacamano]

I swear Ryan is among the funniest people on KZbin. There's really nothing that is mediocre or not hilarious .

[@RialVestro]

Surprise there's no mention about how Sentinel constantly talks about how everything he does is to protect the Autobots yet he actively takes part in murdering them. Or how Sentinel claims that Megatron is too powerful to beat but then actually beats Megatron extremely easily taking command of the Decepticons for himself until Carly gives Megatron a pep talk.

[@alexdemaster_5796]

omg nice attention to detail(?) I don't remember anything after the movie

[@gst013]

Wouldn't the first part be part of his deception?

[@freakazoid4691]

Haven't seen the movie but it seems this Sentinel guy lies all the time so those things you mention aren't really bad writing.

[@iiiisssssaaaaaacccccc]

Well sentinel only meant Megatron once on cypertron where Megatron was in his old body from the first movie. So for the second time he meant Megatron he is on his weakest state, but work side with him since he want his home to restore. And will prob kill him after.

[@HIKOL_Nightcore]

How about Carly's boss reactivating main pilar saying He wants to live to old age after witnessing genocide on the streets.

[@novicebb]

I love it when Ryan actually does these movie reviews on older movies. Its more detailed, more researched with more biting funny comments.

[@wstine79]

Starscream: "Ryan has fallen. Now I, Starscream, am leader of the Pitch Meeting Bots."

[@MavsAreBetter]

.?

[@fuktrumpanzeeskum]

Blasphemy!

[@MMIGOR]

80s Transformers references are tight!

[@eds1942]

And now you’re dust and a robot ghost.

[@bunkerzero]

"Do you really want that?" Starscream: ...no

[@rcole718]

The "Halloween" franchise definitely needs a pitch meeting. All 24 of them.

[@hassathunter2464]

He did make one of them...

[@rcole718]

@@hassathunter2464 He did the very first and the last one, but the retcons in this franchise would probably make the GOAT pitch meeting. I'd like one pitch meeting for all the movies.

[@Сайтамен]

My God, that's the same number as Bond...

[@davidsigalow7349]

Halloween: The Easter Bunny's Revenge

[@rcole718]

@@davidsigalow7349 Will the Easter Bunny have no real purpose to kill like Mikey, or will he actually have a goal?

[@Memelord2020]

Do a Pitch Meeting for both Free Guy and PAW Patrol: The Movie

[@Daboss-kq3jm]

I’m sorry What the movie

[@markuhler2664]

Paw Patrol? Dang.

[@seth6665]

I kinda like that Optimus slowly becomes more unhinged as the movies go on

[@southpark645]

Because he saves these humans and then the next movie the humans are like “no we don’t believe you Optiumus, you and your team are exiled” and then he has to come back and save them 😂

[@davidjsaul]

@@southpark645 sounds like almost every season of 24

[@southpark645]

@@davidjsaul Never saw the show

[@ngosamwamba636]

"but their called the decepticons" "yeah they dont make that connection and then they get decieved" "whoops" i died at this exchange

[@gokugirl826]

🤣🤣🤣so did I lmao 🤣🤣

[@jonmarshall2008]

Pitch Meetings for Twister, The Terminator, The Day After Tomorrow, Predator, Commando, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Cliffhanger or Dante's Peak would be amazing!

[@daedalus25]

Thumbs up for every one of these.

[@sreeganesh1699]

Final destination too

[@Pattyricia992]

And Tremors!

[@nsob8897]

Blazing saddles? And yeah the 90s lineup has to be done! We insist! Also lake placid...

[@carmeltabby]

Yes please do Day After Tomorrow. I love that movie....because there is no real logic to it.

[@rokeYouuer]

I just realized that Transformers did the whole *saving the world doesn't help the hero succeed in life thing* a full 10 years before Falcon and Winter Soldier did.

[@Mrdardas99]

yeah yeah yeah, but they did it while white, so it doesn't count!

[@AdanRayner]

Cough 'John McClain'

[@bertb5992]

Happens to every Sam lol.

[@sirlost94]

Ryan, you’re the key to happiness. Those pitch meetings are TIGHT

[@tardis4546]

I love it when Ryan does older movies. Most of the time the movies are so new that I haven't even gotten a chance to see them. I want to watch pitch meeting, but I don't if I haven't seen the movie yet and want to.

[@blaqk_soul]

"Learning about Science is TIGHT!" needs to be on a shirt! I'd buy one 😅

[@CS-yc6qp]

The level of exaggeration and energy in these movies is what makes them one of a kind, I’m guilty of liking of all Michael Bay’s action scenes, I enjoyed all of them even paid a bit extra for that imax experience and is been unique every single time, I wish to see more of them

[@TheChimera70]

All I remember about this movie is Shia screaming "optimus" over and over again

[@Hanneth]

No, No, No, NO!!! No No No No No! No, No No, No No

[@Penfold101]

*movieS

[@TheWPhilosopher]

That's actually pretty much all of them he is in.

[@snapperl]

The opening part when he is super slimy and says "So you have a movie for me" always kills me.

[@nyccoyax3831]

I like money. 😄

[@derimon8802]

"Shouldn't the plot connect with the upcoming twist though?" "No, it's fine"

[@hammysmyths]

“Pew pew pew!!” “Yeah! Keep telling me about that stuff!!! I wanna know more about that!” -Michael Bay’s plot for the fourth movie.

[@yakheemwagner7798]

Legendary quote...inconsistency is the key to success

[@Non-PoliticalGamer]

We need a pitch meeting for the interview

[@kj25]

"So then, BOOM paw paw paw paw pew pew pew and then... ...an explosion." - screenwriter guy 2021

[@donniedoesjokes]

Ohhhhh, 😂 Getting a PITCH MEETING notification and politely excusing myself from the group to watch it in the restroom alone, is TIGHT!! 😂

[@thfpt]

It is, but also, sharing is caring.

[@mc-maitrixgaming4330]

“95% of the remaining characters will also be comic relief” Me- you mean try to be comic relief, as for the 5% they’re just blood thirsty murderers

[@christianmayonove6914]

“so the bad guy hires sam’s girlfriend as a way to get to sam” “why didnt he just hire sam? he was actively looking for a job” Ya know, when the mans has a point....

[@Wyatt_The_Wise]

Yeah that "I told you so" was totally worth THOUSANDS of human lives lol😂🤣

[@docpox3900]

I mean on one hand it was shitty, but on the other hand the humans kind of deserve it. The decepticons very publicly tried to take over/destroy the world 2 times at that point. Why on earth would anyone believe anything they said?

[@bern9642]

@@docpox3900 but it was the politicians who made the deal, not everyday people on the streets.

[@bambinocinefilo9702]

Sam Witwicky: *exists.* Super models: and I fell in love…

[@nightshadeii9248]

“…sounds like Optimus Prime is kind of a psychopath...” Michael Bay: “Nailed it.”

[@dennisjohansen8490]

A little-known fact about the Transformers movies: Shia LeBeouf wasn't actually acting in the movies. He thought they were filming a documentary so that's just him being his normal self.

[@chilboswaggins5500]

His defeat when his flag was replaced by Pepe's Kekflag was sublime.

[@NOMSSSS]

Pitch meetings for the Purge series would be really tight.

[@GreatUSTreasureHunt]

"And her name is Carly." "Yeah?" "CARly." "I get it, Carly." "Uh huh..." "Oh, CARly, like what the Transformers turn into!" "Exactly!" "Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow...so does this mean he gets inside her?"

[@jimmythebold589]

Automobile pun adjectives are TIGHT

[@JasonON]

That was great. I honestly couldn't remember her name.

[@99baji99]

Socko's 2nd cousin for sure.

[@dripkidd8572]

@@jimmythebold589 That's not the only thing that would be tight What else? Unclear Fair enough

[@commandercaptain4664]

"Her name is iCarly, as in we're approaching Disneyfilm levels of subtlety."

[@kingsleycy3450]

The only thing consistent about the Bayformers movies is how bloodthirsty Optimus is.

[@CinceTheDay]

"nooo optimus" - mercy denied. WTF?!

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

Yeah it’s just nuts

[@BobBob-hi9tt]

There also consistently bad.

[@Agee1]

"Give me your face" Optimus Prime - Leader of the "peacekeeping" autobots

[@grif419]

@@Agee1 To the Fallen, leader of the genocidal deceptions

[@OTDinosaurScrubs]

Ryan’s pitch meetings are the only reason I still follow SR lol

[@planetofthegapes]

Writer Guy is just so happy with himself for coming up with a cinematic masterpiece.

[@TechDove]

Seeing giant robots slaughter each other is TIGHT

[@slaywee]

5:17 This pretty much sums of Micheal Bay movies.

[@NukeMarine]

I pushed all the buttons just like George said, and long story short we all have 23 minutes to live.

[@PureBlackDragon]

I had to double check the time stamp on this. *phew

[@wetfur3575]

Oh whoops!

[@PureBlackDragon]

@@wetfur3575 Whoopsie!

[@mariposa9506]

Pfff, I have time to watch another pitch meeting or 2 then.

[@pragmatic_dreamer]

"Shouldn't the plot connect with the upcoming twist?" BEST. LINE. EVER.

[@noxlupa2996]

Sentinal: “won’t it be hard to live without me?” Optimus: *“Actually it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”* Sentinel: “oh whoops!” Optimus: “whoopsie!”

[@ALJ9000]

*Megatron The line is “Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?”

[@chilboswaggins5500]

@@ALJ9000 Misquoting lines is STUPOR MEASLY, 🌾 BARLEY 🌾 INCONCEIVABLE

[@s4m_1223]

Michael Bay: I'm making a third Transformers movie. Fans: So will this be the last movie and end as a trilogy?😃 Michael Bay: ... Fans: It's gonna end as a trilogy, right?😰

[@kynshii]

I pretty much forgot about the Transformers movies but I'm always down for some Pitch Meetings

[@natereath4966]

There's apparently going to be another transformers movie next year

[@kynshii]

@@natereath4966 oh Lord lol

[@5Star_DK]

I think this new one might be good since it’s being made by an actual transformers fan

[@kynshii]

@@5Star_DK oh really?? Now I'm interested. Being born in 82, these movies were a damn joke to me. The first one was OKAY but it was a super decline after that

[@natereath4966]

@@kynshii I completely agree, though I wasn't born in the 80s. But I also think the bumblebee movie was pretty good (but I'd like another movie about a different autobot)

[@Torterrafan619]

I remember rewatching that ending recently and was like "Optimus was kinda brutal in that scene, huh"

[@TheWPhilosopher]

Well his supposed hero mentor figure did brutally execute one of his best mates Ironhide and then start killing humans he's come to love. So...he was probably being a bit emotional and after all even Spock went nuts once....

[@grif419]

@@TheWPhilosopher Yup people are acting like sentinel, megaton, and the fallen weren’t going to cause the genocide of all of humanity.

[@francescob.3019]

- sounds like a transformers movie you know… - exactly, i’m so happy you got that, sir!

[@ashCKM]

Optimus is not a psychopath but like God - is a just judge who rewards good and punishes evil.

[@hexcodeff6624]

**turn pages** "an explosion" such suspense.

[@drewgrech6357]

Do The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

[@kodeczora1338]

Yas

[@kryzorx]

This person needs a medal

[@franciscoponce4646]

2013*

[@samualjohnson5450]

ooooo, being on time for pitch meetings, is TIGHT

[@webster7222]

Imagine finding Ryan's work and having the whole back catalogue to watch Wow Wow Wow wow wow

[@Grasslander]

3:14 "Well ... they're called the Decepticons!" When the producers just mindlessly use a name without thinking about it. Just like people use "literally" for things that are clearly the opposite, a figure of speech. "It literally blew my mind!" I wish.

[@tylerhackner9731]

Pitch meetings are tight

[@carter_lovejoy]

Yeah yeah yeah! 😄😁

[@blinkyblankyblunky]

A Grey's Anatomy pitch meeting would be excellent.

[@darth-severus]

This ☝️ need this

[@atraupalin2686]

Please do the Neverending Story, it's should be super easy and barely an inconvenience!

[@godbluffvdgg]

lol...Ryan's "Sounds like a good strategy" 1:01 was so sardonic! The "Uh Oh's" are getting some great input. They are up there with "super easy, barely an inconvenience"

[@yannicdey1522]

I've been waiting for these

[@DJ_Force]

Sam having a string of supermodel girlfriends is the most unbelievable part of these movies about 30 foot tall sentient transforming robots from outer space.

[@hoaithunguyen4473]

I think it's the most and only logical part of the movies. He did save the he world quite a few times.

[@DJ_Force]

@@hoaithunguyen4473 He is never portrayed as a celebrity. He is portrayed as an annoying social reject who happens to be in the right place at the right time. In my experience, those guys rarely end up with girls like Megan Fox.

[@phatlewt2932]

@@DJ_Force it somewhat makes sense for him to be with megan fox's character since they were pretty much the only civilians to be involved in two world ending scenarios. But the second chick? nah

[@DJ_Force]

@@phatlewt2932 Pretty sure Megan Fox would have friend-zoned him. At best, they hook up for a few months until the excitement wears off and they revert back to a hot chic and a nerd.

[@gc3k]

If Sam had your attitude, sure

[@silversurfer8818]

Sentinel Prime: So majestic and peaceful this planet, unlike the final days of cybertron Optimus Prime: I wondered what might have been if you had fought final battle, instead of me! Sentinel Prime: Never mourn the past young warrior, thanks to you our race survives Optimus Prime: You were our leader sentinel, it is your right to lead us again Sentinel Prime: In a world i do not know, i am no longer your teacher optimus, you are mine!

[@szili76]

I can only imagine the pain in Ryans back after carrying this channel all alone!

[@kobrien4121]

Carrying a whole channel on your back is super easy barely an inconvenience.

[@michaelgallagher3640]

@@kobrien4121 Oh Really!?

[@solvseus]

@@michaelgallagher3640 Yeah yeah yeah

[@Mibbitmaker]

Ryan: "I'm going to have to ask you to STAY ALL THE WAY ON my back, right now!" Screen Rant: "OK, let me stay on that thing!"

[@EricLongden]

Thank you for making these

[@matityaloran9157]

5:51, that was a fair reaction on Optimus’s part honestly

[@DogBrainDingus]

Ahhhh man another Transformers??!? Just kidding I’ll shut up and enjoy my weekly pitch meeting 😁

[@KingOfMadCows]

Hey, I'm starting to think the writers of these Transformers films didn't know what they were doing.

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

You only just noticed that?

[@khayakhumalo6116]

"oh learning about science is tight" 🤣

[@gabrieldortahernandez8426]

His rush while describing how Optimus goes full Predator on Megatron and brutally executes Sentinel Prime gets me every time lmfao.